begging for minimum seattle wage where he lives... and now begging for fast food... he has no sane adult fans who can say he is a success.. this is pitifully funny 😂
Simple, you have to keep in mind that these are desperately lonely people. They are paying (an insane amount of money) to have a virtual dinner with their lord and goutmaster. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them time their meals to coincide with Phil's.
God he is so boring. He has no redeemable qualities about himself. I still just cannot believe how people give him money for this garbage, including when he plays games because he sucks at them too.
Okay, one of the comments said "bro I'm hungry but this reward is better than having money to buy my own food." Wtf?? What "reward"??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
He gets all the social media rejects and they get piled into this room with Phil. Many do snap back to reality. So you need to remember not all of his 50 fan base are the same people. Many of them are from 2017 some are from last year. They all come and go once they realize who Phil really is which is a fake gamer that happens to be a old guy with perky breasts
Loneliness. It's at an all time high. I have been into the DSP lore for quite a few years now and I havent seen a single ex dent that does not confess to being lonely as the main reason why they watched Phill.
This was one of Phils recent big improvements to the stream, he can even change the font if he likes. He used this as evidence of his tireless work to always better himself.
DSP tries it used to be ironically funny because of how seriously he takes himself thinking he's like some legit food reviewer or something despite having the most worthless opinions on what he's eating. But now it's so low effort that it isn't funny anymore, it's just sad.
He literally just described piclked peppers. Its like picles but with peppers? Like peter piper. I have to remember this guy was a salad tosser. At a restaurant.
I think he means can someone else put it on via Doordash app and then have it delivered to his house. Do you expect to actually talk to another human?😂
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn my problem is, I don't remember a subway not asking what you want on your sandwich. The sauces are labeled and everything. So, how long has it been since he's even stepped foot into a restaurant? Before doordash, it was probably his maid picking it up. So even then.. lol
Slayer has paid for this for years. ICS and Slayer seriously need some help. Like I always say, loneliness is at an all time high and Pig roach have mastered the art of exploiting this.
He's a massive narcissist. He thinks he and the wife deserve to be fed for free and it's a gift to the world to se him stuff his face. Oh and he gets to pass the order as a tax write off. A scammer is always gonna scam
This doesn’t look rewarding at all. This looks like a middle-aged man, sadly eating his fast food dinner off of his lap as he tries to fit his fast food meal in between his two shifts of work. No part of that looks rewarding or fun. Now with this being said what does cat do during dinner does she eat her jersey Mike’s on the toilet? That would bring donos back cause betcha Iron Chef would like that fun.
I don't know if anyone else will have picked up on this, it was very subtle and only a person with a keen eye will have noticed............. The Chicken was VERY dry 🤣
whats hilarious is i am now getting this bra commercial for this decent asian girl who is promoting pushup bras 😂 keep it coming Phil 😂 and i let it run doody... because she looks better than panda and you get admoney 🎉 win win
Also he doesn't do any of this 'work' off stream and will sit there for hours doing the most mundane things that he should have sorted beforehand but he never misses an opportunity to potentially get a 1.99$ tip. As Philip says himself, he's so busy and snowed under with work once he leaves the 'studio' he doesn't even want to think of working and just wants to relax with his family.
1. Broken dishwasher that they haven fixed even though he makes hundreds of thousands of dollars per year. 2. The pig and the horse are incredibly lazy so he uses paper plates and he got cooked for it.
Oh yeah, the intro Phil how things can go on without the intro... that one where there's this veggies and fruits and someone opens a pan and your gouty face pops up advocating something freshly cooked, yeah surely it has a lot to do with you gorging on fast food with no veggies or fruits or being freshly made, mhm goUt it.
It was funny earlier when he complained this otder was more than he made in tips that day. He made 1500 to buy this (cost 3% of goal) yet expect that days tips to pay for it. Talked down to his chat regarding every question & comment after 2 pm (exactly when he gets cranky daily if he hasnt met his goals). Even Sarah Barclay wanted to know exactly when this was happening so she could take her work break. $MH
Wow, on another comment I was saying that the dents are sadly so lonely that they see this as a virtual dinner with their gout master and that I would bet anything that some of them actually time their own meal to coincide with DSP's segment. This is incredibly sad
Keep eating Phil, we want C cups!
Can't wait to see these grow
I told ya he's on his way being trans
😂
No we don't. 🤮💀
Mooby and the Scrimp will be forever now Phil can join new communities of podcasting.
The tips goal is a paid lunch break. Enjoy.
$1500 to listen to him complain about a sandwhich. Fucking mutt
Surprised his noodle arm didn’t start shaking when he held the sandwich up to the webcam.
Phil held up a bowl of soup and his whole arm started shaking heavily in 8 seconds... ha
@@dertythegrowerI love that Shinko put it in his intro. It's so funny 😅
@@dertythegrowerI just saw that and it’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen all week 😭. God help his soul for when streaming stops working out
So entertaining.16 years and this is the best reward he can come up with.
This cost $1500 to earn 😂
him "reviewing" fast food is hilarious to me
guy says the same thing no matter what he puts in his gullet
every single time whichever meat is in the dish is always “the hero of the” whatever. this guy is an npc
He wipes the "grease" (probably olive oil) off the sandwich and then complains that it has no moisture. Clown world.
His reviews are almost as riveting as Kingcobrajfs. Almost.
@SuchSublime this fast food i customized beyond all recognition gets the cobra seal of approval!
begging for minimum seattle wage where he lives... and now begging for fast food... he has no sane adult fans who can say he is a success.. this is pitifully funny 😂
I try to hate, but i genuinely love watching DSP, Cobes, and Wings. I hope the pay pigs keep em going for years to come 😂
@@Anetonixsame
@@Anetonixfor us, it's free real estate
It would be sad if it was anyone other than pigroach.
I don't get the appeal of donating for a "reward" like this... Do all the dents that donated feel like it was a good reward? Very odd.
It like a regarded version of the tomadatchi game people played as kids.
Simple, you have to keep in mind that these are desperately lonely people.
They are paying (an insane amount of money) to have a virtual dinner with their lord and goutmaster. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them time their meals to coincide with Phil's.
His entire audience consists of retarded manchildren on welfare checks, has to be.
They are called dents for a reason. His rewards system is the most dented battle pass I’ve ever seen.
Well it mostly just one guy, so I guess that for him it is... Idk pretty regarded tbh
Phils hairline looks like the batman symbol 😂
The barber is a detractor
Cannot unsee now 😂
Fatman
Feasting with the pig while the horse eats downstairs
_FECES_ With the PIG. ftfy
Getting his dents to rally to watch him eat with their money is almost genius.
God he is so boring. He has no redeemable qualities about himself. I still just cannot believe how people give him money for this garbage, including when he plays games because he sucks at them too.
Okay, one of the comments said "bro I'm hungry but this reward is better than having money to buy my own food."
Wtf?? What "reward"??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
He gets all the social media rejects and they get piled into this room with Phil. Many do snap back to reality. So you need to remember not all of his 50 fan base are the same people. Many of them are from 2017 some are from last year. They all come and go once they realize who Phil really is which is a fake gamer that happens to be a old guy with perky breasts
Loneliness. It's at an all time high.
I have been into the DSP lore for quite a few years now and I havent seen a single ex dent that does not confess to being lonely as the main reason why they watched Phill.
Irrelevant nobodies that wouldn't be noticed anywhere else other than piglers stream 🤤♿♿
It's legitimately less than 5 people keeping him afloat.
Are we stuck in late 2000's? The scrolling text looks so god damn bad. Billy mayes is about to pop out
It looks like a 90's shopping channel
I mean phils whole life is like a paid for informercial. So it makes sense.
This was one of Phils recent big improvements to the stream, he can even change the font if he likes. He used this as evidence of his tireless work to always better himself.
HOmeboy just talked about his GOUT and now hes eating pepperoni...good lord he wonders why ppl fuck with him.
No only that, his narcissist gin soaked brain cannot stop talking about how much better he is about watching what he eats. Complete Delusion
If this is a reward I'm curious to what a punishment would be 😂
It would be Phil eating healthy foods
He has threatened his audience with his absence before. He's from Bizarro world.
The fast food is going to his moobs.
3:50 still waiting for the day that he doesnt use the word tangy to describe his food
Not going to happen. Phil has a vocabulary of about 10 words to describe taste
Saying I have no idea what it is over and over, great food review
And repeating that its dry over and over
No idea. So dry. I wonder if I can try this on other things. Open mouth chewing noises.
Phail is just a broken record.
He needs more dono's, cmon guizzzz he's eating lunchmeat sandwiches!
insanedentsakai really thinks he can pay to get into phils secret tiny little chatroom with Oic and ndo103 and derich...
Don't forget Darzhyak
I hope Phil never gives him what he wants.
Funny thing is, if ICS didn't break free from the pignosis, he probably would have been able to
Retards gonna retard, bro, we can't fathom their squirrel brains
I thought he needed your donations so he DIDN'T have to eat lunchmeat sandwiches
Devour, DEVOUR!
He NEEDS to Take a SHOWER! LOLOL
Seliously Pig, WASH yo'self. You probably smell like swamp ass all the time!~
And he wonders why he’s got Moobs
I can’t stand to watch this sorry doody I’m stopping now. It’s disgusting when he starts talking while he’s chewing.
Watching someone else eat isn't rewarding to you? How strange.
DSP tries it used to be ironically funny because of how seriously he takes himself thinking he's like some legit food reviewer or something despite having the most worthless opinions on what he's eating. But now it's so low effort that it isn't funny anymore, it's just sad.
All he wants is to do is eat on camera to be able pass the food as a tax write off.
The man lives to scam
speed running gout with phillip
He blames his aunt for his gout 😂
“I really hate these seeds on the bottom! They’re making a mess everywhere” HOLD IT THE ITHER WAY AROUND THEN DIP SHIT PHILL OMGGGG🤦🏼♂️😂😂
Oh wow, would you look at that - a sandwich. Brilliant content.
How lucky must the dents be to get such a great prize as seeing a pig eat cheap food LOL
Sweet, savory, with a little bit of spicy/kick... just like everything Philburt tries 😂
Tangy and robust
OI, you can REALLY *TOIYSTE* the KICK of the _MOUY-_ ON-NAISE! LOLO-fukin-L!
He literally just described piclked peppers. Its like picles but with peppers? Like peter piper. I have to remember this guy was a salad tosser. At a restaurant.
the way this tool pronounces tangy is cursed.
I still can't believe how giving this guy $1500 to eat fast food is some how a reward for them.
DSP gives food reviews where he doesn’t say anything that comes close to what a review should be.
The chat had me hollering😭😭😭😭
Reviewing fast food like it was made by Gordon Ramsay
Very flavourful…
God i hate parents that never tought their children eating manners, we end up with people that eat like phil
It's minor compared to more important things his parents failed to teach him.
he considers this a reward 😂😂
Guys, he just asked if you can get the relish on any sandwich. He has never been to a sandwich shop.
I think he means can someone else put it on via Doordash app and then have it delivered to his house. Do you expect to actually talk to another human?😂
This possbility just shook me to my core. He WOULD make sandwich shop analogies after never visiting one. Wow. I'm shooketh.
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn my problem is, I don't remember a subway not asking what you want on your sandwich. The sauces are labeled and everything. So, how long has it been since he's even stepped foot into a restaurant? Before doordash, it was probably his maid picking it up. So even then.. lol
Imagine paying for a “private react”
Slayer has paid for this for years. ICS and Slayer seriously need some help. Like I always say, loneliness is at an all time high and Pig roach have mastered the art of exploiting this.
Why... Is his eating lunch a reward?
because he cannot come up with anything else. he is a dry boring streamer who only wants to get rewards but will never give back to his dents 😂😂
He's a massive narcissist. He thinks he and the wife deserve to be fed for free and it's a gift to the world to se him stuff his face.
Oh and he gets to pass the order as a tax write off.
A scammer is always gonna scam
This is way better than doo dee giving out ONE gift card for ONE winner. Group win 😂
This is the basic ass sandwich hes been wanting to eat lol
I gotta fever...and the only prescription is more moooobs!!!!
His lip-smacking is like nails on a chalkboard for me.
Same I just skipped all the parts of him eating.
It works better in concert to his snorting.
It's like he took it from a cahrtoon and just RAN with it his entire life!! Proof of autism RIGHT THERE, LOLOFL
The moaning as well. mmm, mmmm, mmm Like the dude can't even shut-up while he eats or chews.
Hope ICS enjoys his investment.
Delivery apps need to stop working in his gated community.
How much did iron pay to watch this guy eat a 6inch sub. Wtf is going on
He never hits it without ics 😂
Imagine if he leaves for good. What would a whole week of no goals hit do to this creature
OIG*
Tiny seeds lol. It’s corn meal buddy.
White bread? Ffs phil spring for the good stuff😂
is he an alien i've never met anyone who doesn't love a seeded roll. he claims to be from the east coast???
It seems to me that he begs so hard for money as a way for his viewers to pay for his food while his grocery money goes towards WWE champs.
The irony of paying someone to review food when he himself can't cook to save his life.
Cryraxx shits his pants in auto tune and Phil's IBS emasculated him off screen
i like how he rips the bread with his teeth instead of just taking a bite
Are the gout flare ups worth the pig tips?
These people in his community are really weird. Pause the video and read his comment section. My lord in my doody voice lol
Kick chat is 90% LARPers saying weird stuff because Phil can't afford to ban as easily as he does on TH-cam.
Such thrilling and informative commentary from the pig roach.
Phil's total lack of life experience is just so utterly hilarious sometimes 😂
He claims he's street smart 😂
He's a street vendor's wet dream. He's the kind of guy to get scammed, then walks away thinking he played the vendor.
Ppl pay for this. Wild
Loneliness is at an all time high so the business of the cult master is booming
This doesn’t look rewarding at all. This looks like a middle-aged man, sadly eating his fast food dinner off of his lap as he tries to fit his fast food meal in between his two shifts of work.
No part of that looks rewarding or fun.
Now with this being said what does cat do during dinner does she eat her jersey Mike’s on the toilet?
That would bring donos back cause betcha Iron Chef would like that fun.
Are those the real noises he makes?!?
devour! DeVoUr!!!
I don't know if anyone else will have picked up on this, it was very subtle and only a person with a keen eye will have noticed.............
The Chicken was VERY dry 🤣
Gout sandwich
He just devolved into feeder content
Thanks ICS I guess you love watching Phil eat.
how is this a reward
It's chow time yall sssuuuuuuueeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!
At least he could eat for free again.
i appreciate you continuing to say the "streak" ended because thats exactly how he treats it
11:40 Hey you got a cameo in the Kick chat... Now ban him, Lean in manual ban.
Dude the sounds coming from his mouth were particularly vile in this one! Absolutely disgusting 🤢
$1500 for this. Poves his viewrs are ♿️
He's going to have a stroke one day while doing these stupid videos, and he's going to blame detractors lmao
(y)ACK, (y)ACK, (y)ACK D:
whats hilarious is i am now getting this bra commercial for this decent asian girl who is promoting pushup bras 😂 keep it coming Phil 😂 and i let it run doody... because she looks better than panda and you get admoney 🎉 win win
I hope it's the stellar blade model.
I’m annoyed every single one of these videos Dsp does he talks crap about the food but ALWAYS devours his food 🙄😂
You telling me you don't want to give Phil $150 to eat a fast food sub in front of you?
Iron dent Sakai was busy with his therapist yesterday.
Soo-IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Yay the guy that doesn’t know how to cook reviews food
Remember guys. Phil believes he is the hardest working creator on the internet and that his content is amazing and takes 60 hours of work a week.
Also he doesn't do any of this 'work' off stream and will sit there for hours doing the most mundane things that he should have sorted beforehand but he never misses an opportunity to potentially get a 1.99$ tip.
As Philip says himself, he's so busy and snowed under with work once he leaves the 'studio' he doesn't even want to think of working and just wants to relax with his family.
ScamSideDave is not sure where all the GREASE is coming from? How about your head Dave??
Only dsp givin reviews on the roasted style pieces of chicken. Promising hero of the sandwich, regular style on white - thats the version i got
The chat is eating him up more then he's eating his sandwich. 😂
Why not just put the sandwich on the plate. Makes me wonder about people.
He doesn’t want people to meme the fact he uses paper plates like a lazy mofo
1. Broken dishwasher that they haven fixed even though he makes hundreds of thousands of dollars per year.
2. The pig and the horse are incredibly lazy so he uses paper plates and he got cooked for it.
@@Death_MTL_Dude this guy is such a joker. Watching some of his gameplays he stinks lol
Pepperoseenee
His lip smacking is infuriating.
Like I said, he a living autistic cahrtoon character
Oh yeah, the intro Phil how things can go on without the intro... that one where there's this veggies and fruits and someone opens a pan and your gouty face pops up advocating something freshly cooked, yeah surely it has a lot to do with you gorging on fast food with no veggies or fruits or being freshly made, mhm goUt it.
the way he looks down and just scarfs this sandwich into his folds
Great reward picked by Khet
Kheeet...Kheeet...Kheeet...Kheeet...Kheeet...
Kat: *_"WHAT?!"_*
Kheeet, whyisthebabyblack? Ack ACK *ACK* ACK Ack
It was funny earlier when he complained this otder was more than he made in tips that day. He made 1500 to buy this (cost 3% of goal) yet expect that days tips to pay for it. Talked down to his chat regarding every question & comment after 2 pm (exactly when he gets cranky daily if he hasnt met his goals). Even Sarah Barclay wanted to know exactly when this was happening so she could take her work break. $MH
Wow, on another comment I was saying that the dents are sadly so lonely that they see this as a virtual dinner with their gout master and that I would bet anything that some of them actually time their own meal to coincide with DSP's segment. This is incredibly sad
He sounds like a comic book villain on his day off. Kinda kino
The final piece of chicken vs Rich’s last chip!
Make the documentary Joon!
Those disgusting pig trough sounds. 😣
His speech pattern is just like an oblivion NPC.
I'm now convinced all these are really is a way for Phil to complain to someone about the food dood ordered from Door Dash.
#moobs