These and your religious Christmas reviews have been my binge this month! If there’s anything that gets me in my holiday mood, it’s the MANY snob Christmas onesies.
I always end up down that same rabbit hole lol. It has kinda become tradition in my house to watch the Cinema Snob review for Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (and RLM's Star Wars Holiday Special review), then I usually end up watching pretty much all the PureFlix and Estes Perkle videos
When Kirk Cameron was throwing his hissy fit on social media about his low ratings on RT and IMDB, somebody should've consoled him by saying "At least your movie has MOVEMENT in it, Mike!"
The Creepy Christmas Avengers are together at long last! Also, if making it through the Calvin review once made me a gold-star Snob fan, what do I get for making it through the review at least once every single Christmastime since it was first posted?
This is great. Miss velma is my all-time number one favorite episode of yours and what I use to introduce everyone to your content. Gladly will watch to start a two hour binge
Santa and the Ice Cream bunny is one of my favs, just for the backstory behind how it was made. Love how Miss Velma's "God loves you American Christmas" showcases all the cultures that were subjugated and forced into Christianity by the White Europeans when they invaded. And FUN TRUE FACT! Know who else could name all the states in alphabetical order from memory? Charles Manson!
Well, she's not saying the states in alphabetical order, but even then I would not at all be surprised if it turned out that Velma was the leader of a similar... family...
I have a theory about the Miss Velma Youth Singers. I thonk she kidnapped them as children 15 years earlier and wont let them go even though they've clearly aged out of the troupe.
Wizzo is the most disturbing of the lot and that's impressive. I'm guessing the areas his show was on suffered decline when the children that watched this grew up.
Separation of Church and state was implemented to keep the state out of the church, not the church or of the state. People seem to have forgotten that.
A typical state trooper "Ma'am how much have you had to drink tonight??:". .Ms Velma"Just a couple.". State Trooper"Ma am I need you to step out of the bus and take the breath test.".😮😊
I gave this special too much credit. As they were announced, I was ready for Miss Velma’s “youth” singers to sing “Mele Kalikimaka” and was shocked to hear “Aloha ‘Oe” instead.
55:21 - Uh, well, that's because, this being a cheap public-domain film that any theater could show in the 60's/70's, they opened with showing the Rudolph cartoon?--Nooo, not the one with Yukon Cornelius, that OTHER cheap public--domain Casper-era Dave Fleischer version of Rudolph that anyone could afford! (Sorry, two hours and that voice just sticks in your head. 😛)
So many Christmas specials from the 70’s 80’s they dont show now these days the miss velma Christmas special i cant see that working now these days as the part where miss velma dressed as a native American would you call it racist would it be deemed offensive love these types of videos
34:40 Ah Lloyd, we miss ya and your hijinks, may you be getting all the Tuna an Salmon wherever you are
Hi 👋
Man it's so fun to go back and rewatch old snob videos like this.
These and your religious Christmas reviews have been my binge this month! If there’s anything that gets me in my holiday mood, it’s the MANY snob Christmas onesies.
I always end up down that same rabbit hole lol. It has kinda become tradition in my house to watch the Cinema Snob review for Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (and RLM's Star Wars Holiday Special review), then I usually end up watching pretty much all the PureFlix and Estes Perkle videos
Miss Velma's movie looks like an episode of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared before things get even weirder.
I love how the Miss Velma video is presented in beautiful, crisp 6 x 4 resolution. Makes Sega CD games look like they have 8K graphics.
Santa’s Christmas Elf (Named Calvin) has to be right up there with Saving Christmas when it comes to my favorite Snob Christmas reviews
When Kirk Cameron was throwing his hissy fit on social media about his low ratings on RT and IMDB, somebody should've consoled him by saying "At least your movie has MOVEMENT in it, Mike!"
An over 2 hour Christmas Snob binge? Don't mind if I do!!!
Merry Christmas Brad Laura and Jack. Oh and of course Burt and Peral.
I just made a playlist of these movies and Brad shows me there was no need to. Merry Christmas
Nothing better to gather the family around with a nice cup of cocoa. Love this compilation.
These movies make me want to Irish up that cocoa.
Her"hand organ" sounds like one of thosd"cancer kazoos" they give to people who lost their larynx to throat cancer!!😮😢
I hope you at least filled that cup, unlike Kirk Cameron.
Christmas has come early. Thank you Brad
All these movies are movies you would find in a murder house
Between that, the oogiloves and all that bizarre pornos, the Snob's house should be declared a government condemned radiation zone.
“VHS: Christmas”
@@Sal-gh1se now id watch that
The Creepy Christmas Avengers are together at long last!
Also, if making it through the Calvin review once made me a gold-star Snob fan, what do I get for making it through the review at least once every single Christmastime since it was first posted?
Free Therapy coupons
@@Nocturne_Duskclaw A lifetime supply of Valium
No Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny? I know how you loved that one, Brad. 😁😁😁😁😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
This is great. Miss velma is my all-time number one favorite episode of yours and what I use to introduce everyone to your content. Gladly will watch to start a two hour binge
I want to see a Snob Episode on Santa and the Ice Cream bunny.
Mary christmas to you too Brad, I can just feel the love man.
Lloyd said 'No, you're not bringing me into this'
Snob, I don't know how you find these weird-ass specials, or how they find you, but thank you for showing them to us and ripping on them ruthlessly.
Glad you included the Whizzo episode. I somehow forgot I've seen it before, so it was nice to put it back in my head.
Thank you so freakin Much! I can’t express my gratitude enough, even though I already watched all of these films
I can't believe this compilation is here! Now I can finally watch all my favorite reviews in one convenient video! This is the best Christmas gift!!
"You children look like weeds"
-Man who looks like an 18th-century gargoyle.
38:20 I have some rescued tortoises and they do make a sound that sounds pretty close to a cat, it's pretty weird.
Hi 👋
I'd say that Miss Velma's special is the creepiest of the four.
Love Brad and his content. ❤. Merry Christmas
I watched the Whizzo special years ago, and,yup! Still just as creepy!
This is going to give my nightmares nightmares!
Thanks Brad! Part of my Christmas season is watching you bash Miss Velma, Calvin, and Kirk Cameron.
Perfect for the season. 😃🎅
26:08 Considering Alaska was named before Alabama the alphabetical order went to Hell pretty much from the get-go.
Hi 👋
Miss Velma looks like the kind of person who says that one word using a hard R at the end.
It’s the 50s so that tracks
Watching these is part of my own holiday tradition, Glad to see them all together
This is hilarious. Really puts me in the Christmas spirit!
Finally
Christmas Movies for that they too young for Silent Night Deadly Night. You are a good Father❤
LOL that snob stare so good 45:01
Thanks 😊
I straight Up Love You ! I so dig the whole thing , It's such a good character.
Miss Velma’s show, and this review, are a true gem of delightful cheesiness.
The first one with the evangelist lady gun nut was among the most disturbing things I have ever seen.
Santa and the Ice Cream bunny is one of my favs, just for the backstory behind how it was made.
Love how Miss Velma's "God loves you American Christmas" showcases all the cultures that were subjugated and forced into Christianity by the White Europeans when they invaded.
And FUN TRUE FACT! Know who else could name all the states in alphabetical order from memory?
Charles Manson!
Well, she's not saying the states in alphabetical order, but even then I would not at all be surprised if it turned out that Velma was the leader of a similar... family...
Merry Christmas Snob!
What we getting for a early Christmas gift is Nightmare Fuel we get for Christmas everyone. ♥️🎄🎅🎁😈😨♥️
10:46 That must be what they do to you if you do eat the paintings.
Thanks 😊
These are all classic episodes. Nice compilation.
I remember watching Santa's Christmas Elf Named Calvin on a bus with a slight fever going on. That was the longest bus ride I've ever had.
17:00 Jokes aside, that's a Stylophone
Thanks 😊
I have a theory about the Miss Velma Youth Singers. I thonk she kidnapped them as children 15 years earlier and wont let them go even though they've clearly aged out of the troupe.
i needed this 🎄
Who's responsible for this!!!
I can't say which one i found the scariest, but I can say that Calvin was the only one that made my jaw drop in incredulity
You really need to track down more mrs. Velma
Wizzo is the most disturbing of the lot and that's impressive.
I'm guessing the areas his show was on suffered decline when the children that watched this grew up.
I love when movies take innocent songs like Raindrops Keep Falling On Head and put them in horror movies
Might have to save this one for Christmas eve lol.
Why did the bull's voice sound like he beat everyone to death with the lumber he brought?
I'm sure Miss Velma is burning in the flames of the underworld for firing that gun inside Church.
The Tradition I wish continued to this day, could've made Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny the final boss for it lol
I sure feel blessed. That Snob can exhibit this weird shit for us 🙏
Maybe her pimk bunny suit was the inspirstion fof Ralphie"s pink bunny jammies in "A Christmas Story"!!😮😅
Eyeeee am the Bullwaaaah!!
Separation of Church and state was implemented to keep the state out of the church, not the church or of the state. People seem to have forgotten that.
A typical state trooper "Ma'am how much have you had to drink tonight??:".
.Ms Velma"Just a couple.".
State Trooper"Ma am I need you to step out of the bus and take the breath test.".😮😊
It sounds like a tape being rewound 😂
I gave this special too much credit. As they were announced, I was ready for Miss Velma’s “youth” singers to sing “Mele Kalikimaka” and was shocked to hear “Aloha ‘Oe” instead.
Maybe I’ve listened too much Nonsense Bazaar, but Ms Velma is giving off major I Am vibes.
To be fair,at least Miss Velma didn't forget Maine,which...is better than most of the country.
*FESTIVE*
Manos makes an appearance at 9:09
I want to know how much Bourbon was consumed during the conception, execution and after part of Miss Velma's show.
1:08:32 That shot of Kim is positively terrifying. Is one of her eyes changing shape?? Da fuck???
Didn't hear you. He's going to dance - and then make cheeseburgers
What is the name of the song that plays in the intro?
Wow...a HGL movie that doesn't look like it was lit by a 100w blub in a table lamp without it's shade.
Do an episode on the Night Before the Night Before Christmas.
What's Jack's reaction to Ms. Velma?
the audio is freaky in miss velma lol
I’m full grown alright 😂😂😂😂😂
What if want give my soul freely to burt and pearl happy Xmas all
C.I.A - Christmas In America
55:21 - Uh, well, that's because, this being a cheap public-domain film that any theater could show in the 60's/70's, they opened with showing the Rudolph cartoon?--Nooo, not the one with Yukon Cornelius, that OTHER cheap public--domain Casper-era Dave Fleischer version of Rudolph that anyone could afford!
(Sorry, two hours and that voice just sticks in your head. 😛)
Thanks 😊
Isn't it a tortoise, not a turtle?
IIII AM THE DAAAWWWWWNKEEEEY.
is Calvin Mr Bill?
Hi 👋
So many Christmas specials from the 70’s 80’s they dont show now these days the miss velma Christmas special i cant see that working now these days as the part where miss velma dressed as a native American would you call it racist would it be deemed offensive love these types of videos
19:00
Thanks 😊
That first one is insane
There is a blatant misunderstanding of church and state separation.
1st cousin marrying aside, how much blow did Miss Velma do?
To be fair,at least Miss Velma didn't forget Maine,which...is better than most of the country.