These and your religious Christmas reviews have been my binge this month! If there’s anything that gets me in my holiday mood, it’s the MANY snob Christmas onesies.
I always end up down that same rabbit hole lol. It has kinda become tradition in my house to watch the Cinema Snob review for Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (and RLM's Star Wars Holiday Special review), then I usually end up watching pretty much all the PureFlix and Estes Perkle videos
When Kirk Cameron was throwing his hissy fit on social media about his low ratings on RT and IMDB, somebody should've consoled him by saying "At least your movie has MOVEMENT in it, Mike!"
I'm sick for Christmas this year. I'm All alone but I'm spending Christmas with the cinema snob and all his Xmas videos, sipping on Baileys. Who needs family when you've got Brad and booze!
Wizzo is the most disturbing of the lot and that's impressive. I'm guessing the areas his show was on suffered decline when the children that watched this grew up.
I’m watching to this on my phone and for some reason, Miss Velma’s movie audio sounds like it’s coming from a foot away from my phone! How’d it get even scarier?!
The Creepy Christmas Avengers are together at long last! Also, if making it through the Calvin review once made me a gold-star Snob fan, what do I get for making it through the review at least once every single Christmastime since it was first posted?
I couldn't make it through this one, but I regularly revisit the Windy City review that the Snob introduced saying nobody would make it to the end. May I still have a gold star ?
This is great. Miss velma is my all-time number one favorite episode of yours and what I use to introduce everyone to your content. Gladly will watch to start a two hour binge
I have a theory about the Miss Velma Youth Singers. I thonk she kidnapped them as children 15 years earlier and wont let them go even though they've clearly aged out of the troupe.
That Whizzo show is a trip. I wish I could find it in its entirety. But, the closest I've come is the Rifftrax episode on it. It's pretty entertaining too.
I gave this special too much credit. As they were announced, I was ready for Miss Velma’s “youth” singers to sing “Mele Kalikimaka” and was shocked to hear “Aloha ‘Oe” instead.
A typical state trooper "Ma'am how much have you had to drink tonight??:". .Ms Velma"Just a couple.". State Trooper"Ma am I need you to step out of the bus and take the breath test.".😮😊
Santa and the Ice Cream bunny is one of my favs, just for the backstory behind how it was made. Love how Miss Velma's "God loves you American Christmas" showcases all the cultures that were subjugated and forced into Christianity by the White Europeans when they invaded. And FUN TRUE FACT! Know who else could name all the states in alphabetical order from memory? Charles Manson!
Well, she's not saying the states in alphabetical order, but even then I would not at all be surprised if it turned out that Velma was the leader of a similar... family...
55:21 - Uh, well, that's because, this being a cheap public-domain film that any theater could show in the 60's/70's, they opened with showing the Rudolph cartoon?--Nooo, not the one with Yukon Cornelius, that OTHER cheap public--domain Casper-era Dave Fleischer version of Rudolph that anyone could afford! (Sorry, two hours and that voice just sticks in your head. 😛)
Separation of Church and state was implemented to keep the state out of the church, not the church or of the state. People seem to have forgotten that.
So many Christmas specials from the 70’s 80’s they dont show now these days the miss velma Christmas special i cant see that working now these days as the part where miss velma dressed as a native American would you call it racist would it be deemed offensive love these types of videos
34:40 Ah Lloyd, we miss ya and your hijinks, may you be getting all the Tuna an Salmon wherever you are
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Miss Velma's movie looks like an episode of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared before things get even weirder.
I love how the Miss Velma video is presented in beautiful, crisp 6 x 4 resolution. Makes Sega CD games look like they have 8K graphics.
These and your religious Christmas reviews have been my binge this month! If there’s anything that gets me in my holiday mood, it’s the MANY snob Christmas onesies.
I always end up down that same rabbit hole lol. It has kinda become tradition in my house to watch the Cinema Snob review for Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (and RLM's Star Wars Holiday Special review), then I usually end up watching pretty much all the PureFlix and Estes Perkle videos
Man it's so fun to go back and rewatch old snob videos like this.
Santa’s Christmas Elf (Named Calvin) has to be right up there with Saving Christmas when it comes to my favorite Snob Christmas reviews
When Kirk Cameron was throwing his hissy fit on social media about his low ratings on RT and IMDB, somebody should've consoled him by saying "At least your movie has MOVEMENT in it, Mike!"
An over 2 hour Christmas Snob binge? Don't mind if I do!!!
This video is my new Christmas tradition. Along with watching it throughout the year, haha. Thanks, Brad!
I'm sick for Christmas this year. I'm All alone but I'm spending Christmas with the cinema snob and all his Xmas videos, sipping on Baileys. Who needs family when you've got Brad and booze!
"You children look like weeds"
-Man who looks like an 18th-century gargoyle.
All these movies are movies you would find in a murder house
Between that, the oogiloves and all that bizarre pornos, the Snob's house should be declared a government condemned radiation zone.
“VHS: Christmas”
@@Sal-gh1se now id watch that
Wizzo is the most disturbing of the lot and that's impressive.
I'm guessing the areas his show was on suffered decline when the children that watched this grew up.
I’m watching to this on my phone and for some reason, Miss Velma’s movie audio sounds like it’s coming from a foot away from my phone! How’d it get even scarier?!
Merry Christmas Brad Laura and Jack. Oh and of course Burt and Peral.
38:20 I have some rescued tortoises and they do make a sound that sounds pretty close to a cat, it's pretty weird.
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Miss Velma’s show, and this review, are a true gem of delightful cheesiness.
I want to see a Snob Episode on Santa and the Ice Cream bunny.
26:08 Considering Alaska was named before Alabama the alphabetical order went to Hell pretty much from the get-go.
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The Creepy Christmas Avengers are together at long last!
Also, if making it through the Calvin review once made me a gold-star Snob fan, what do I get for making it through the review at least once every single Christmastime since it was first posted?
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I couldn't make it through this one, but I regularly revisit the Windy City review that the Snob introduced saying nobody would make it to the end.
May I still have a gold star ?
I just made a playlist of these movies and Brad shows me there was no need to. Merry Christmas
No Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny? I know how you loved that one, Brad. 😁😁😁😁😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Nothing better to gather the family around with a nice cup of cocoa. Love this compilation.
These movies make me want to Irish up that cocoa.
Her"hand organ" sounds like one of thosd"cancer kazoos" they give to people who lost their larynx to throat cancer!!😮😢
I hope you at least filled that cup, unlike Kirk Cameron.
Miss Velma looks like the kind of person who says that one word using a hard R at the end.
It’s the 50s so that tracks
Lloyd said 'No, you're not bringing me into this'
Why did the bull's voice sound like he beat everyone to death with the lumber he brought?
This is going to give my nightmares nightmares!
I'd say that Miss Velma's special is the creepiest of the four.
Snob, I don't know how you find these weird-ass specials, or how they find you, but thank you for showing them to us and ripping on them ruthlessly.
I watched the Whizzo special years ago, and,yup! Still just as creepy!
This is great. Miss velma is my all-time number one favorite episode of yours and what I use to introduce everyone to your content. Gladly will watch to start a two hour binge
Thank you so freakin Much! I can’t express my gratitude enough, even though I already watched all of these films
I have a theory about the Miss Velma Youth Singers. I thonk she kidnapped them as children 15 years earlier and wont let them go even though they've clearly aged out of the troupe.
Christmas has come early. Thank you Brad
The first one with the evangelist lady gun nut was among the most disturbing things I have ever seen.
Glad you included the Whizzo episode. I somehow forgot I've seen it before, so it was nice to put it back in my head.
That Whizzo show is a trip. I wish I could find it in its entirety. But, the closest I've come is the Rifftrax episode on it. It's pretty entertaining too.
Mary christmas to you too Brad, I can just feel the love man.
I can't believe this compilation is here! Now I can finally watch all my favorite reviews in one convenient video! This is the best Christmas gift!!
10:46 That must be what they do to you if you do eat the paintings.
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I'm sure Miss Velma is burning in the flames of the underworld for firing that gun inside Church.
I want to know how much Bourbon was consumed during the conception, execution and after part of Miss Velma's show.
Love Brad and his content. ❤. Merry Christmas
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Christmas Movies for that they too young for Silent Night Deadly Night. You are a good Father❤
LOL that snob stare so good 45:01
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Perfect for the season. 😃🎅
Thanks Brad! Part of my Christmas season is watching you bash Miss Velma, Calvin, and Kirk Cameron.
Watching these is part of my own holiday tradition, Glad to see them all together
I gave this special too much credit. As they were announced, I was ready for Miss Velma’s “youth” singers to sing “Mele Kalikimaka” and was shocked to hear “Aloha ‘Oe” instead.
A typical state trooper "Ma'am how much have you had to drink tonight??:".
.Ms Velma"Just a couple.".
State Trooper"Ma am I need you to step out of the bus and take the breath test.".😮😊
What we getting for a early Christmas gift is Nightmare Fuel we get for Christmas everyone. ♥️🎄🎅🎁😈😨♥️
"NO WORDS!!!!!" You rock my friend!
17:00 Jokes aside, that's a Stylophone
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Maybe her pimk bunny suit was the inspirstion fof Ralphie"s pink bunny jammies in "A Christmas Story"!!😮😅
I straight Up Love You ! I so dig the whole thing , It's such a good character.
This is hilarious. Really puts me in the Christmas spirit!
I remember watching Santa's Christmas Elf Named Calvin on a bus with a slight fever going on. That was the longest bus ride I've ever had.
Merry Christmas Snob!
These are all classic episodes. Nice compilation.
I can't say which one i found the scariest, but I can say that Calvin was the only one that made my jaw drop in incredulity
Might have to save this one for Christmas eve lol.
The Tradition I wish continued to this day, could've made Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny the final boss for it lol
You really need to track down more mrs. Velma
i needed this 🎄
Maybe I’ve listened too much Nonsense Bazaar, but Ms Velma is giving off major I Am vibes.
I love when movies take innocent songs like Raindrops Keep Falling On Head and put them in horror movies
I sure feel blessed. That Snob can exhibit this weird shit for us 🙏
Who's responsible for this!!!
It sounds like a tape being rewound 😂
Santa and the Ice Cream bunny is one of my favs, just for the backstory behind how it was made.
Love how Miss Velma's "God loves you American Christmas" showcases all the cultures that were subjugated and forced into Christianity by the White Europeans when they invaded.
And FUN TRUE FACT! Know who else could name all the states in alphabetical order from memory?
Charles Manson!
Well, she's not saying the states in alphabetical order, but even then I would not at all be surprised if it turned out that Velma was the leader of a similar... family...
1:08:32 That shot of Kim is positively terrifying. Is one of her eyes changing shape?? Da fuck???
55:21 - Uh, well, that's because, this being a cheap public-domain film that any theater could show in the 60's/70's, they opened with showing the Rudolph cartoon?--Nooo, not the one with Yukon Cornelius, that OTHER cheap public--domain Casper-era Dave Fleischer version of Rudolph that anyone could afford!
(Sorry, two hours and that voice just sticks in your head. 😛)
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Manos makes an appearance at 9:09
To be fair,at least Miss Velma didn't forget Maine,which...is better than most of the country.
Eyeeee am the Bullwaaaah!!
Separation of Church and state was implemented to keep the state out of the church, not the church or of the state. People seem to have forgotten that.
Didn't hear you. He's going to dance - and then make cheeseburgers
IIII AM THE DAAAWWWWWNKEEEEY.
What is the name of the song that plays in the intro?
C.I.A - Christmas In America
Do an episode on the Night Before the Night Before Christmas.
What's Jack's reaction to Ms. Velma?
Wow...a HGL movie that doesn't look like it was lit by a 100w blub in a table lamp without it's shade.
I’m full grown alright 😂😂😂😂😂
the audio is freaky in miss velma lol
What if want give my soul freely to burt and pearl happy Xmas all
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So many Christmas specials from the 70’s 80’s they dont show now these days the miss velma Christmas special i cant see that working now these days as the part where miss velma dressed as a native American would you call it racist would it be deemed offensive love these types of videos
is Calvin Mr Bill?
Isn't it a tortoise, not a turtle?
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None of these are creepy they're just crap.
That first one is insane
There is a blatant misunderstanding of church and state separation.
1st cousin marrying aside, how much blow did Miss Velma do?
To be fair,at least Miss Velma didn't forget Maine,which...is better than most of the country.