Yeah they talk about it before this scene, about him(Elias) having Optimus Prime as his username handle. which i thought was done to build up this specific line of dialogue. Believe me, I watched this movie a lot when it came out and just recently watched it again because it's on Netflix.
I love lotr and star wars, but this is still funny. No one is right here, this is how young guys/nerds talk about pop culture stuff. I'm guessing Kevin Smith is a fan of both too.
Those damn wannabe vampire movies were 4 movies about a teenage girl debating about getting down with a 100 year old corpse or a wolf That’s what he’d say. Lol
What's funny about Randell is he has no right to make fun of anyone. He's in his thirties lives with his mother and can only get dumb high school girls who don't any better.
Marvin8861 that's not true. He knows he's a bum. He makes fun of himself, which does give him the right to make fun of anyone else for anything. If you can diss yourself then you're good to go
What Randall would say to replace titles with Star Wars: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King ➡ Return of the Jedi Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ➡ Revenge of the Sith; The Last Knight ➡ The Last Jedi
Every year the Ring trilogy was out, I saw lots of kids dressed up as Frodo/Hobbits, Gandalf/Saruman , and Arwen. Star Trek was extremely popular for Halloween while the show was on in the 60s. Spock was a real favorite. I still see him periodically on my doorstep. There were also a shit-ton of Khans in 1982. And you haven't ever seen a Trekkie Con, obviously.
OMG!!!! This new Aresol commercial is super long but hilarious! Diaper gravy, shytrus... it's burning!! LMAO!!!! Tuck that turtle head back in, push it pu pu pu push it😂😂😂😂
I don't give a shit about Nolan I care about Batman. There was no reason for him to Retire the cowl in the first Place. Like ffs man it was a lifelong promise not a hobby to him. And the training was too late in his age to begin with. I like what Nolan did by bringing in a new generation of fans but it's a movie about Batman not Bruce Wayne. Maybe I was spoiled because of the depth and character Kevin Conroy has put into Batman over the years.
horseshit. weakest of the three. Endor should've been Kashyyk. ewoks (remember those cutesy wee fluffy teddy bears) should've been Wookies. a cheap cash-cow soul-sell to drag in the kiddies. along the same lines as the abortion that was jar jar binks. eps 4 & 5, utter class & brilliance. 6 was the start of the slide. 1 2 & 3 (with a few exceptions - pretty much jedi vs sith scenes) were sacrilegious travesties. I feared LotR would go the kiddie-friendly route - til I saw them. orcs, goblins, trolls, balrogs, wargs, smaug, sauron - pretty damn spine-tingling scary. shelob? a thing of horror born in the blackest pits of hell & spewed into the human psyche like a mental "Black Death" - yes. I am terrified of spiders. yes. I publicly embarrassed myself in that movie ;) lol
"Even the fkn trees walked in that movie" 😂😂😂
"your chicks are your...left and right" lmao BOOM!!!
"i made fun of lotr so hard a nerd puked on the counter"
that was an very graphic depiction, it made that guy puke.
Dingle McKringleberry 😂😂😂😂
Hey wheres the mop bucket so i can make elias clean it up?
"Say What You Will About Jesus , But , Leave The Rings Out Of This !"
so dam good
Is it just me, or did he use to say "say what you want about the go-bots but leave the rings out of this" I don't remember him saying Jesus there😐
WhiteCalf Neech They talk about GoBots in a different part of the movie. You're mixing up scenes.
Yeah they talk about it before this scene, about him(Elias) having Optimus Prime as his username handle. which i thought was done to build up this specific line of dialogue. Believe me, I watched this movie a lot when it came out and just recently watched it again because it's on Netflix.
"I'm gonna kick your ass all the way back to The Shire!" Lol
that dude looks like he's from the shire
"Even the trees walked in the movie"
anyone ever notice the customer looks like a hobbit?
Well I always think of him as Buzz Lightyear without the space suit
He does lol
I thought Chris Benoit!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol! "They're not gay, they're hobbits"
Roseand Stem Same difference
Roseand Stem Two Tiny Towers?
and Sam leans in the doorway and gives him that very fucking gay look
"Even the fucking trees walked on this movie"...haha fucking Randall
"Say what you will about Jesus but leave the LOTR out of it..." from god botherer to LOTR botherer in an instant.
Of course Randall makes fun of the ending. The only thing the guy can say is that they're not gay they're hobbits. He can't defend it
Elias: I turn down chick's Left and Right.
Randall: Your chick's are your "Left and Right"
" . . . whipping out your preciouses."
Logical Closure Point.
That is all.
I can't wait for Randall's diatribe about The Hobbit series! If Kevin lives, God willing, it's coming!
They're not gay, they're hobbits
This has aged interestingly since Star Wars has only been raped further and LOTR remains relatively pure.
That's because Star Wars was owned by a single person who later sold it. While LOTR is owned by a film studio.
Rangs of Power has entered the chat
Watched LOTR today and found myself quoting Randall throughout the movie.
My boyfriend thought it was hilarious tho 😂🤣
Danie 0787 Holy shit, I didn’t know chicks watch these movies
@@zoomerjack5435 *laughs * Chicks dig Lord of the Rings, Jack
I love lotr and star wars, but this is still funny. No one is right here, this is how young guys/nerds talk about pop culture stuff. I'm guessing Kevin Smith is a fan of both too.
I wonder what would Randall say about the twilight movies
King Ace Hernandez Dear God us Potterheads take the Mickey out of them
Those damn wannabe vampire movies were 4 movies about a teenage girl debating about getting down with a 100 year old corpse or a wolf
That’s what he’d say. Lol
You know you won an argument if you made the other guy throw up
Oh you crazy JAR JAR
"Oh I'm the Star Wars geek, look at you two pulling out your fucking preciouses." X-()
He shoots a 3...aww, "he bricked in his mouth!! 😂😂😂😂
What's funny about Randell is he has no right to make fun of anyone. He's in his thirties lives with his mother and can only get dumb high school girls who don't any better.
Marvin8861 Exactly. But of all the thirty year old losers who live with their mom, very few are as good at making fun of people as he is lol.
Marvin8861 that's not true. He knows he's a bum. He makes fun of himself, which does give him the right to make fun of anyone else for anything. If you can diss yourself then you're good to go
But you just described many LOTR fans who are in their 30s
@@johnsreactions6658 Except for the having sex with barely legal high school girls part.
Thousands of chicks dig Lord of the rings and stars wars.
Would you fuck them with the Torch Of Gondor?
The crazy thing is if they watched the new Disney Star wars the prequels will seem like the Lord of the Rings trilogy
Even though I love the LOTR, this scene has always been my favourite in this movie!
"Say what you will about Jesus but leave the Rings out of this!"
wow you saw the clip featured here as well?
They arguing like some guys in the comments lol
Lord of the Rings was literally the only set of movies I fell asleep trying to watch during all of them. Never seen one full out to this day.
There’s only one “Return”, okay. And it ain’t “of The King” it’s “of The Jedi”
It's not of the Jedi, it's of Michael Myers.
What Randall would say to replace titles with Star Wars:
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King ➡ Return of the Jedi
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ➡ Revenge of the Sith; The Last Knight ➡ The Last Jedi
Even Star Wars fans admit Return of the Jedi wasn’t a great movie.
Yeah Star Wars OT is the best, but anyone who prefers Jedi over King is delusional.
@@RR-ir6ss I have never seen a more WRONG comment than this one.
Randall > All of us 👍
OMG This is so mid 2000’s, take me back to it!
Return of the king was the first film I saw and was bored and almost fell asleep to, Randell's interpretation is spot on
And do you always start watching your movies in the final third?
Fellowship was the best imo, I enjoyed it
"He is so off"
Loser
EVEN THE TREES WALKED IN THOSE MOVIES!
ahhh the 1990s and the early 2000s clerks and jay and silent bob i wish i could go back to those times
Holy crap.. I am so old I never knew they made a clerks 2
"your chicks are your left and right"
Hahaha he got the guy so mad that he threw up!!
And I wouldn’t fuck them with the torch of Gondor. Lmao
takes a real nerd to deliver burns this severe
"There is only one return and it aint of the King its of the Jedi" I love saying that:)
PapagenoJuan2 Return of the King: 94 on Metacritic.
Return of the Jedi: 58
Massive difference, my friend.
the best way to make a Lord of the rings noob Puke LMAO XD
"say what you want about jesus but leave the ring out of this"
LOL
Am I the only one who's been ALL 3 of these people
at different points in my life?
Manakin skywalker LMAO XD
"They're not gay they are hobbits" LOL
Fuckin' A.
One of best scenes in clerks 2.
That guy is missing his fedora.
He tipped it too hard.
YA MOOK! Sick burn bro
Sam fuckin flat out bricks. In frodos mouth!.
😂😂😂😂
Fuck you.... *pukes*
Bricks in frotos mouth killer ending lmao
"oh what the fuck happened to this world?" lol
Kevin Smith hated those movies, I bet that's why it was a huge story, he commented once it was mostly walking
Every year the Ring trilogy was out, I saw lots of kids dressed up as Frodo/Hobbits, Gandalf/Saruman , and Arwen.
Star Trek was extremely popular for Halloween while the show was on in the 60s. Spock was a real favorite. I still see him periodically on my doorstep. There were also a shit-ton of Khans in 1982.
And you haven't ever seen a Trekkie Con, obviously.
"Even the fuckin' trees walked in those movies!"
3:34 "when fucking Frito wakes up from his little coma or whatever..." _Bored_ Of The Rings called the character Frito Bugger.
I want a cow tipper
That barf is the best part of the movie.
OMG!!!! This new Aresol commercial is super long but hilarious! Diaper gravy, shytrus... it's burning!! LMAO!!!! Tuck that turtle head back in, push it pu pu pu push it😂😂😂😂
Who knows what those elves and Hobbits got up to...
I was i tears laughing so hard when i saw this movie and my wife was in shock but i for warned her
Today at Dallas Fan Days, a guy asked Sean Astin his opinion of this conversation.
Gotta love that scene. Lol
"Your chicks are your "left" and "right"
Randal is my favorite XD
Hes lucky The Last Jedi wasnt around during this scene,he would have no comeback lol
Even the fuckin' trees walked in those movies (y)
I've heard the same routine on a kevin smith monologue once.
*"fucking A"*
Love this movie
I used to talk like this in middle school xD
Randal just got roasted
I've watched this movie over a thousand times.
There is only one trilogy, it's not of the king and not of the jedi, its to the future.
my left and right both liked this
4:14 Nolan fanboys when I nitpick Interstellar and The Dark Knight Rises in front of them.
I don't give a shit about Nolan I care about Batman. There was no reason for him to Retire the cowl in the first Place. Like ffs man it was a lifelong promise not a hobby to him. And the training was too late in his age to begin with. I like what Nolan did by bringing in a new generation of fans but it's a movie about Batman not Bruce Wayne. Maybe I was spoiled because of the depth and character Kevin Conroy has put into Batman over the years.
What are you talking about? He retired the cowl in the comics and came back as well.
Well, mister, lemme tell you somethin', beer is waaaay better than pizza.
And I don't see a reason to not saying it.
i forgot how funny this movie is,might have to watch it again
I love LOTR more than SW, but what Randall says, I am supporting him!
return of the Jedi was the shit man. best sci Fi space battle ever
horseshit. weakest of the three. Endor should've been Kashyyk. ewoks (remember those cutesy wee fluffy teddy bears) should've been Wookies. a cheap cash-cow soul-sell to drag in the kiddies. along the same lines as the abortion that was jar jar binks. eps 4 & 5, utter class & brilliance. 6 was the start of the slide. 1 2 & 3 (with a few exceptions - pretty much jedi vs sith scenes) were sacrilegious travesties. I feared LotR would go the kiddie-friendly route - til I saw them. orcs, goblins, trolls, balrogs, wargs, smaug, sauron - pretty damn spine-tingling scary. shelob? a thing of horror born in the blackest pits of hell & spewed into the human psyche like a mental "Black Death" - yes. I am terrified of spiders. yes. I publicly embarrassed myself in that movie ;) lol
Ughhh I said Space battle.
micheal cameron GEEK ALERT! GEEK ALERT! lol me, not you bud ;) lol
NO IF SAM WENT ASS TO MOUTH TO FROTO...(meanwhile barfing)
THAT'S IT, I' GOING TO KI... BLLLEEEAAAARRRRRGH!
one ring to rule them all
Favorite scene HANDS DOWN xD
The ”Fucking A” Guy always cracks me up
They had horses in LoTR too.
Why didn't they used them
like if you agree with Randall with star wars
Return Of the Jedi hell yeah! Love Star Wars
They're not gay, they're Hobbit's. I'd like to see that on a T Shirt.
Sci-fi/fantasy trilogy nerdery aside, Does anyone else think the guy in black looks like a short Boris Karloff?
"Evne the fucking trees walked in those movies" Heh
Gondor, god damn it. LoL.
In real life, neither of these guys would get chicks if the highlight of their day was arguing Star Wars vs. LOTR lol.
You certainly put forth a solid argument.
I turn down chicks left and right.
Your chicks are your left and rightXD.
And then someone who's a fan of the original BOOKS comes in and pwns all three of them.
Aside from being all about walking, Lord of the Rings is also kinda about World War II. You wouldn't believe which group supposed to be the Germans.