I Broke The New Crusader Kings 3 DLC By Stealing Every Artifact In the World - Royal Court
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i got inspired when it was 0.01
Imagine living in that timeline as a Czech peasant.. one day your ruled by a competent duke named Vladislav, 5 seconds after midnight some guy called Goblin steals all of the Emperors Clothes, drips himself out, dubs himself 'King of Fashion' then just dies.
Sounds very Czech to me.
@@wencosajust shut up
If a king stole the Kaiser's crown, among fucking everything else, and had enough combat prowess to kill a bear, all as a malformed dwarf, I'd say they'd be pretty goddamn prestigious.
Anyone can kill a bear, a true test of bravery and skill would be to tame one and get bear hugs.
I really want to see a playthrough seeking to create the most cursed hybrid cultures. I want Polish-Berber-Sephardi-Welsh-Mongol-Tamil-Amharic culture, please.
@today was a good day today was a bad day
i think feedback gaming made a video where he merged so many cultures that he reached the sign limit on the culture name
@@JustAPintOfMilk Yeah, I've seen it. I want to see ISP make a similar video.
I think Rimmy did a Anglo-Swedish-Russian- Polish- Dutch-Saxon and a few others or something along those lines
@@f2b962 Rimmy only had one Royal Court video, and it's not that.
Glad to see Paradox bringing back the most fun and the most broken feature on CK2 to CK3, waiting for the Alexander Bloodline for the complete brokenness
Oops all bots
Oops all- god dammit
cant wait for diseases mechanics, BUT, we can start diseases on purpose during sieges by flinging dead bodies
gonna be a few years until ck3 has as much content as ck2. until then, not really interested in playing
well. while i wrote this he mentioned the culture mechanic and that is new. so, maybe i'm gonna play it earlier than i thought :)
This year's mega campaign is going to be ''interesting'' to say the least.
bro imagine with vic 3...
Yes
Bit of a shame the hybrid culture shenanigans will probably be obliterated importing into EU4
Especially with Victoria 3? Hell yah
Royal Court has been out for how short a time and isorrow has already found a way to break it.
Good job, Paradox.
It breaks your save anyways
Why is there a Christian and a dating bot here
@@scottishemu159 I think he's Muslim, not Christian
@@puroboludeo1 ok
@@Crusher29 updating to a different version of the game which changes several fundamentals of the game, who’d of thought it would break your saves???
who remembers in 2017/18 when ISP was blacklisted from all Paradox & events and new releases, now he gets to play every DLC early + get paid for it.
big W
Holy shit fr? What the hell happened?
Our daddy is coming up in the world.
I remember, what did he do to change that? Apart from becoming the thing he made fun of?
@@demodude6865 his videos used to be a lot less tame and more edgy. His entire channel started as a parody of the marketable, and in his words “boring” paradox/total war channels on TH-cam at the time. He was just a bit of an antagonist.
@@demodude6865 my guess is he was too edgy and paradox didn’t want to risk partnering up with him and then having him say something really bad. He’s not nearly as edgy as he used to be and has grown very large in subscribers and views.
Partnering up with the yogscast also probably helped. ISP has spoken in the past about they help him get sponsorships. Paradox has sponsored with yogscast in the past, so it might be a “if they trust him, we can trust him” type attitude.
Finally, the true romanian experience in CK3.
@@nifa7231 fucking bot
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@@nifa7231 also might be a phishing link
As a romanian, i have never been so offended by something i completely agree with
You don't have the right to make fun of anyone with a gay name like that
You should put these artifacts in a single museum
Perhaps on an island. Britain, for example!
CK3 but i make the British museum
Would the beginning of the museum name perhaps be British
"The Greeks have no enemies except the Turks and Lord Elgin"
No Mr. Jones‚ you belong in a museum!
I wonder if all the people who had their artifacts stolen knew how sus the goblin king is.
Amongus
As a czech person i can say that stealing goblin represents czechia perfectly if you ever been in prague airport you know
Alpha Grindset: Steal the Holy Roman Emperors crown.
Sigma Grindset: Steal the Holy Roman Emperors crown, wear it to his court.
"The motto of the Goblin SUS family, 'Gimme da loot baby', is elegantly inscribed on one side" now that is a lit brooch
The Amogus banner was glory itself before the game even began. :D Hail King Goblino, the SUSerain of Czechia!
Feels like Goblino drew the genetic short straw (heh) cos he looks like a gargoyle and his brother looks like a tiny Guy Pearce in a jester's outfit!
05:25-05:30 Time stamped for posterity and to also make sure that ISP does a Goblin King Christmas card or any other merch featuring said Goblin King!
All hail the Goblin King!
Missed chance to name him Golum... very sad... very sad XD
But love the code of arms^^
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"They are my... (Blanks) preciouses? Preciousses? How many S?"
"Czech Culture"
"Life is just a joke"
I will say the goblin stuff is on point
Turns out that stealing is really prestigious. You can definitely use this fact in your real life experience. Thank you paradox!!
Well yea
brb going to rob a bank
@@monkeyman6819 paradox opens new job opportunities
Just ask Venice, smuggling the bones of a saint out of Alexandria by hiding them in barrels of pork.
@@JD-fb8xl just ask Britain, smuggling everything from everywhere to exhibit in London
As upset as I am that Paradox did not include half of this DLC as base game content like it should have been, seeing ISP explore it makes it all worthwhile. $30 worth? probably not, but who am I to complain
a consoomer who mindlessly consoomes, instead of voicing disapproval of the paradox dlc policy
It’ll be on sale at some point - grab it when the Game of Thrones mod comes out and it’s a bit cheaper!
Paradox is like Sims. They just cut half or 3/4 of their previous game and release it as the next episode of it... Ck3 is even worse. Primogenitura is block because its easy? Who cares historical anymore...
-HEY, GIVE ME MY CROWN BACK YOU FUCKING GOBLIN!
-Here is 10 bucks
-Thanks BFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I really hope they at least attempted to balance artifacts in this version.
In ck2 they were straight up OP.
That depended heavily on what you were actually having
I noticed that unless you get outlandishly lucky, you will only get the good stuff when you dont really need it anymore, the only exception being the Magnus Opus and General Books
And all of the other shit you can cook up with the hermetics
"ISP or not, this one is just based around the artifacts mechanic - how weird could it get?"
never underestimate a british man's ability to fill a building full of stolen artifacts from around the world
Other youtubers when they get sponsored: So this is the game, and now I'm gonna read of the script the devs gave me.
ISP: I'M GOING TO STEAL A MF THRONE FROM THE SCOTS
Title: "I Broke The New Crusader Kings 3 DLC By Stealing Every Artifact In the World"
13:16 "I didn't even steal everything" - iSorrowproductions That is some very incriminating evidence.
The totally legitimately acquired artiface museum wasn't fully completed and frankly my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
I just about died seeing your goblins on the Stone of Scone, they looked like they were in a highchair.
You should recreate the British museum with all these stolen artifacts
As much as I appreciate this dlc, I will definitely miss that feeling I get whenever I call my daughter Alan by accident. Rip Princess Alan, you will not be missed
PDX about to nerf the shit out of this after this video XD
for these kind of videos is that I love crusader kings 3. can't wait for the horse emperor in ck3
The "Life is just a Joke" Cultural Tradition really fits
Of all the family crest’s you could have made it had to be that lmao
Goblino became king and immediately made his own brother into a jester. Amazing lmao.
I was choking on tea every time ISP zoomed in his face
"The Duchy of Bohemia" the goblin forefather of all modern Czechs
I really want this expansion but I'm not spending 30 bucks for an expansion of a game that cost me 50. See ya come the Steam summer sale I suppose.
i believe you should maybe conglomerate all these artifacts in your european empire! i dont know where but london does seem nice this time of year!
Really love to see you play ck3!!
He keeps saying Goblin but with that look and obsession with other peoples' magic items' all I hear is Gollum.
1:35 MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
This Goblin King is not a Glam Rock superstar, nor is he a corpulent connoisseur of troll meat, but I am glad to count him among the great rulers of goblinkind.
Ah yes, the YOINK playthrough!
Am back from the shower, I literally shit myself laughing to this video :'D
King Goblin of Bohemia, King of fashion and Lord of Drip
$30 for what should be a $5 DLC.
Yesterday i had an event with my court jester that i had two button options, a) continue to hear her jokes and laugh to death (with a skull next to it) and b) interrupt the jokes and return to my duties (and continue) :)
Imagine if ISP played as a Jewish being the goblin king lol
Missed opportunity to make him Romanian
God damn it... every CK3 video is like The X-Files... one monstrosity per week
Doing this as the british is great RP.
PUT IT INTO THE MUSEUM FOREVER
Another day another yt video I didn't get a notification for
That dynasty coat of arms alone is reason enough for a like lmao
If you search the word: *CURSED*, this video is the first example...
Funny Man loses his mind to a paradox game that isn't HOI4? Unthinkable!!
Ah yes, A bountiful day it is gents, Mr. productions producing art
6:24 My precious
As a lord of the rings fan I appreciate the thumbnail with Recep Erdogan erm… I mean Gollum.
Blood Raven aprooved.
been waiting for the ck3 video
Trazyn the Infinite be like:
Open your "British Museum" in medieval Europe!!!
British museum: Why am I getting singled out, you lot just as bad if not worse than me!?
Every other major western museum: Unfortuantly for you armchair historians will not see it that way.
It's not a cult ❣️ It's A FAMILY ❣️
What
You can finally RP as the Brittish
Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos 🎈
Soon as you get a kingdom you can fill your artefacts in a few decades through inspiration, I created the Empire of Jerusalem by merging with Syria and Thessalonica, within a decade I was getting 34 prestige a turn anyway.
Top 1 balls
ISP, why are you like this?
jk... Love it!
i love how the pope's book book is dedicated to Allah
king goblino looks like a gelfling from the dark crystal xD
possible to get the dna sequence for those 2 splendid characters at the beginning?
This is amazing
Laughed out loud at least 3 times
David Bowie is the Goblin King tho…….
Lord Farquaad origin story if they were a goblin
2 and a half minutes in and this is looking like a goblin version of the spiffing brit's playthrough on their stream.
Missed opportunity to play the English this time round. Irl stealing other countries artifacts and national treasures while trying to convince everyone else that they didn't steal them but they won't give em back either because it's the rightful property of the British Empire that they "just found it lying around somewhere we didn't steal it promise."
It’s honestly a really good dlc tho ngl. I love the language system.
Can u make a video on the merging cultures thing?
Can't wait for those extremely cursed coat of arms.
The British museum
Bring back Pepe la Pepe Baguette and make some cursed French culture.
"...He requires trinkets" lmfao
Oh my God... I've been so excited for this DLC. Thanks for showing it off, ISP!
You steal ALL the artifacts? Are you roleplaying as Britain?
The British museum be like:
Cannot wait to see more CK3.
Also known as the United Kingdom experience.
When this guy boots up ck3 a new meme gets born
COOL MATHS GAMES A2Z
Why didn't you do this as the bri*ish? Realism to the highest degree
im from Czechia :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Shame Pepe didn't get to rob the world blind
DID SOMEONE SAY GAWWWBLINS?!
i hope at least one other person gets this
I haven't seen nothing as accurate for Czechs as "Life is just a Joke" (I'm Czech :)
Thanks
You should have done Alex more, during the stream.
Ah yes, The British Royal Museum lets play.
This video has been sponsored by the British museum