Nerd³ Plays... Streamer Simulator - The Worst Game of 2016

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  • @TheShadesOfBlack
    @TheShadesOfBlack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    This game is actually REALLY accurate. You start, happy and ready for life, then you realize your computer isnt good enough to play anything, then you spend all your money on upgrades, then a month later, no one watches you and the bank is knocking on your door asking for the rent.

    • @matheustani806
      @matheustani806 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      And then you learn that cheating is the right way to go

    • @rebellionanduncomfortables3451
      @rebellionanduncomfortables3451 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      matheus tani But you still feel empty inside so that when the end finally comes you feel nothing but joy

    • @TheShadesOfBlack
      @TheShadesOfBlack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ah the sweet sweet release of death

    • @djdmk
      @djdmk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tallen Smith yeah but it costs a fiver that could be put towards a better game such as GTA or watch dogs

    • @TheShadesOfBlack
      @TheShadesOfBlack 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Daniel Dimmock Oh god no. Im not saying the game is GOOD by ANY means. Just accurate.

  • @Killbot224
    @Killbot224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    This game costs real money.

    • @DespicableME78
      @DespicableME78 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      why. does. this. cost. money.

    • @IllegalMemeDealer
      @IllegalMemeDealer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Patrick Ster So does Mighty Number 9

    • @PatheIan
      @PatheIan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Illegal Meme Dealer
      At least they put effort in Mighty Number 9

    • @Micsma
      @Micsma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Patrick Ster so does 40% of steam's library.

    • @kuroboshiron
      @kuroboshiron 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so does air control

  • @noddler217
    @noddler217 8 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    So, done some basic maths here, and assuming we go by the standard Twitch rate of $5 a month per sub, Dan's earning $121,970 a week. That's $487,880 a month or $5,854,560 a year.
    I don't think this game is financially realistic, to be honest...

    • @bishop8958
      @bishop8958 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      BGM Reviews only a portion of that $5 goes to the streamer, I think they get like 20-30% or something like that, the rest goes to twitch because they have to make money somehow. although donations and things like that. yea 100% of that goes to the streamer

    • @noddler217
      @noddler217 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I know, but I a, don't know the exact rates involved, and b, can't be bothered to find out and do the maths involved. 20-30% of my theoretical per annum rate would still be ludicrous either way.

    • @maxfield9846
      @maxfield9846 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just going off what a streamer I watch said a while back, they supposedly take about 50-60% of the sub money. So they probably get maybe $2 for each Sub

    • @thenewelite4628
      @thenewelite4628 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a 50/50 split, actually.

    • @AcredoDentem
      @AcredoDentem 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      also keep in mind not many people will stay subbed for a whole year

  • @Tigercup9
    @Tigercup9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    This game costs $6 on Steam and two people have given it a positive review. Here's what one says:
    "This is a really neat little game. Could use a bit of work but overall this is a really neat game. I am really enjoying playing this game. It requires the player to be patient, and manage their money or otherwise they find themselves with a Game Over."

    • @june_could
      @june_could 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      probably the developer

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Not even. Just checked. And remember, even if it _was_ the developer, there were TWO positive reviews. Could be the dev's friends though.

    • @SheriffGerbil
      @SheriffGerbil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Some Guy So this game costs real money?

    • @iclimbeverything2990
      @iclimbeverything2990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I would be playing Stream Simulator right now but a Mineblockian keeps kicking my ass

    • @rebellionanduncomfortables3451
      @rebellionanduncomfortables3451 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I Climb Everything Mineblocker27?

  • @Bammah_
    @Bammah_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    That sub-zero joke made me giggle

    • @thenotoriousdig610
      @thenotoriousdig610 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BORNFROMADRAGON I didn't get that

    • @Nooter_
      @Nooter_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      evrey time nerdcubed said subs 0 when reading the thing at the end of each stream a picture of the charachter Sub Zero from mortal kombat apeared on screen for a split second.

    • @zeebird
      @zeebird 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      amit banai Sub Zero is a character from Mortal Kombat.

    • @henrychristian9858
      @henrychristian9858 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      natesrandomness1 hahaha

    • @overdrive7121
      @overdrive7121 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yup

  • @VenseyNess
    @VenseyNess 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    For anyone wondering, last year he started the year by playing the original Just Cause.

    • @adambusack5777
      @adambusack5777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bless you, sir

    • @VenseyNess
      @VenseyNess 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Adam Busack
      I mean, I spent a good 5 minutes clicking "Load More" to find out, so I just figured I could save other people the trouble. Glad to hear it worked.

    • @JudgeBane
      @JudgeBane 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah cool, I was curious about that.

  • @Justin-sl3sb
    @Justin-sl3sb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "They're just random numbers, I don't understand" This sounds like me trying to figure out what the actual fuck a good graphics card is, because the names are never consistant

    • @NN2484
      @NN2484 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justin Calvert Ye but atleast in the real world once you know what kind of specs to look for the names become irrelevant whereas in the game there are no specs and the names are random

    • @lidge1994
      @lidge1994 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You need a couple years to get a basic understanding of nvidia cards and intel cpus...amd still isn't clear to me, I would never buy an older amd cpu since I don't understand shit about em

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "bigger number = better" generally works for nVidia and Intel. No idea about AMD though.

  • @peytonfaz
    @peytonfaz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Nerdcubed has set the record for the fastest anyone has ever got a game over. Also I just realized this game costs money. If this was someones 3rd game and they decided to release it for feedback I would be fine, but really?! MONEY?!

  • @kerabite
    @kerabite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    This video shows Dan's slow descent into madness.

    • @hoovy5147
      @hoovy5147 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *the world's

    • @borod7827
      @borod7827 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kerabyte we called that the hell series

    • @bigben8449
      @bigben8449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kerabyte Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral Downward Spiral

  • @HangLooseMongooseYT
    @HangLooseMongooseYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Dan you left "Plays" on the title. It's supposed to be " 's HELL!"

    • @kerabite
      @kerabite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HangLooseMongoose sadly, he stopped that series.

    • @HangLooseMongooseYT
      @HangLooseMongooseYT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Kerabyte I know. It died with the procrastinators. I was just joking

    • @kerabite
      @kerabite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HangLooseMongoose :(

    • @spookyboob5611
      @spookyboob5611 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wouldn't it have been hates?

    • @kes_r
      @kes_r 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, I don't know what happened to hates.

  • @Im_A_Watermelon
    @Im_A_Watermelon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If only he knew that 2020 would be so much worse than 2016

  • @dabobapersona4571
    @dabobapersona4571 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Subs : 0"
    Flashes picture of sub zero
    Impressive
    Most impressive

  • @alexeverett308
    @alexeverett308 8 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Ahh Mien block, the unpopular game sequel to Mein Kampf.

    • @alexengler6300
      @alexengler6300 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      for a moment I thought you were just being Monsieur Block from all the Mario games. I forgot his real name, but you get the idea

    • @CloudHater
      @CloudHater 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Alex Everett-last To be honest Mein Kraft isn't all that much better.

    • @_untitld7174
      @_untitld7174 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mein kampf was such a good book no other form of media would even dare to compare itself to it, much less a sequel

    • @OneJazzyBoye
      @OneJazzyBoye 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anne Frankly I don't care!

  • @biscuit715
    @biscuit715 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    how in hell did you get a PC with a quarter of the RAM of most modern phones? let alone only 10GB of storage. and you have £2100???

    • @MaxonerousX
      @MaxonerousX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Da Biscuit He kept his computer from 2001

    • @biscuit715
      @biscuit715 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maxonerous X you cannot stream on a pc from 2001

    • @MaxonerousX
      @MaxonerousX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Da Biscuit Wasn't windows xp in use then? Wouldn't something like OBS run on that?

    • @biscuit715
      @biscuit715 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maxonerous X i mean the fact that recording your screen kills frame rate. With something that bad running a game recording and uploading it to the internet

    • @MaxonerousX
      @MaxonerousX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Da Biscuit Maybe he uses an external screen recorder like an ElGato

  • @Notester82
    @Notester82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    24:43 - "It's probably because he called it 'Weak Up Dogs' and it's searching for 'Wake Up Dogs' in the code."
    YES.

  • @GirthQuake101
    @GirthQuake101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    My favorite VR headset is the VirtualBoy

    • @tessaN64
      @tessaN64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @marcusdavis2371
      @marcusdavis2371 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derek The Bleach Salesman is there any other choice

    • @PaulZeroSolis
      @PaulZeroSolis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More of a VR "mobility-restriction device" than a headset... The thing's only negative aspect was that it didn't have straps to keep it attached to your face.

    • @DocRobin
      @DocRobin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes, the only issue... *nudges arm forcibly*

    • @PaulZeroSolis
      @PaulZeroSolis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *****
      It's a joke. Obviously the Virtualboy was a piece of shit. I don't get motion sickness from anything, and even _I_ got sick after 15 minutes with the thing. But to be fair, it was way before it's time. Now we have the Vive and Occulus Rift to sate our desire to be fully immersed in our games.

  • @V4lkyrie13
    @V4lkyrie13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    2017 had better be the year they release Bully 2 and Half Life 3 after this shit.

    • @PromptedHawk
      @PromptedHawk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure Valve announce HL3 won't be this year already.

    • @hoovy5147
      @hoovy5147 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It just gets worse from here.

    • @DiddntFindANameLol
      @DiddntFindANameLol 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why do you even want a bully two? Do you also want pulp fiction and fight club two? I'd much rather see them make another great game, rather than just a sequel to a game that never needed one...

    • @PromptedHawk
      @PromptedHawk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IllegalDolphin I think Bully 2 could work. Something like what Ubi did with Watch_Dogs2, same universe and concept, but different characters, location, about two nods to the previous game and much better tech in it. A sequel following the original protagonist for Bully would be a no-no in my opinion, though.

    • @DiddntFindANameLol
      @DiddntFindANameLol 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I guess it could work and be ok, but its not like the bully world is anything special. Granted, we dont have many games set in schools, but to me, it was the characters and the way the whole idea was executed that really made bully special. I dont feel like I need to see more of it. But that might just be me!

  • @jacobhenn1504
    @jacobhenn1504 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Subs, zero"
    *picture of sub zero flashes on the screen"
    Comedy gold everybody. Comedy, fucking, gold.

  • @danielgiovanniello7217
    @danielgiovanniello7217 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This game looks like, coding wise, it could be done in fucking Visual Basic

    • @Sterski1
      @Sterski1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Daniel Giovanniello you could probably make a better game than this IN Minecraft

    • @danielgiovanniello7217
      @danielgiovanniello7217 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sterski1 People HAVE made better games than this is Minecraft using fucking Command blocks

    • @officenoodle31
      @officenoodle31 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel Giovanniello Small Basic

    • @bgdelta3129
      @bgdelta3129 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      l could make this in scratch probably :P

    • @joshuaethom9127
      @joshuaethom9127 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Giovanniello kids have made decent things in VB. This is more fucking kodu level

  • @CaptNSquared
    @CaptNSquared 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    A 10GB hard drive! my smallest drive is 237GB, and it's hardly top-of-the-line!

    • @alexchimi7093
      @alexchimi7093 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      N Squared Yup, my fucking phone has got 16 GBs, my phone.

    • @CaptNSquared
      @CaptNSquared 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Alex Chimichanga I'm not sure I've ever had a computer hard drive be 10GB. I still have and use my old drive which is about 400GB. I probably had a 5GB thumb drive as a kid, but today I have a 256GB SD card for crying out loud!

    • @charliethurston2215
      @charliethurston2215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      N Squared got an old ZX spectrum at home. 64KB of disk storage and that was top spec.

    • @DalnayaN
      @DalnayaN 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      32GB ROM and 4 GB RAM on my phone.

    • @daxtron2
      @daxtron2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why the hell does your phone have Read-Only memory?

  • @nitromagilou597
    @nitromagilou597 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Worst Game of 2016?
    Even worse than Umbrella Corps?

    • @Rumirumi_
      @Rumirumi_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even worse than rctworld?

    • @skefsongames
      @skefsongames 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      apparently yes

    • @idksebaxb7782
      @idksebaxb7782 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew Cool

    • @elianwilliams
      @elianwilliams 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matthew Cool Umbrella Corps was a shit cash in we all know but at least it had some sort of gameplay

    • @PaulZeroSolis
      @PaulZeroSolis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even worse than Call of Duty Infinite Warfare?
      Or Air Control?
      Or No Man's Sky?

  • @elle3562
    @elle3562 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Believe it or not, someone put a positive review for this on Steam. "This is a really neat little game. Could use a bit of work but overall this is a really neat game. I am really enjoying playing this game. It requires the player to be patient, and manage their money or otherwise they find themselves with a Game Over." It's not a bot, and so far they've managed to suffer through 3 full hours of that piece of disease-ridden shit and still think well of it.

    • @98dizzard
      @98dizzard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cheekki Brikki was probably the dog that beta tested it 😂

    • @OneJazzyBoye
      @OneJazzyBoye 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      How much do you think the developer paid them?

    • @teamatfort444
      @teamatfort444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gareth Cubbin definitely more then the game cost to make

    • @ThatTonnatoTenrec
      @ThatTonnatoTenrec 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      maybe its developer on diferent account...Was it that hard to think of that?

  • @Lone_Rocket
    @Lone_Rocket 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This "game" is just a giant grind. There are no actually gameplay aspects.

  • @mathiasrryba
    @mathiasrryba 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "Lizakooo""Islamuxbomba""Paszabajceps"
    Yuuup it was made by a Pole. Most Probably some fan of either Isamu, Izak or Pasza ( the famous polish streamers if anyone cares) and it was probably just made as fanwork. But the git who made it was such a fuckwit to release it on steam and charge 6 euro for it...

    • @unclevernon8357
      @unclevernon8357 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      All i saw in that one was "Islam" and "bomb". So now the game is bad AND racist

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The streamer's full nick is Isamuxpompa but it was changed to sound /pol/ funny to Islamuxbomba.

    • @thecadle92
      @thecadle92 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uncle Vernon that's what I read 🤔

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It actually now costs 1 euro,should I buy it?

    • @CorndogCrusader
      @CorndogCrusader 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aturchomicz821 No. Don't even get it if they pay YOU to buy it.

  • @karmascamera5275
    @karmascamera5275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Please don't go
    The subs need you
    They look up to you

  • @walfalcon
    @walfalcon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "There's hentai on that screen, or it's a Pikachu melting over the back of a woman's head."
    ¿Por qué no los dos?

  • @karlssmith92
    @karlssmith92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God did nothing... it's 2020 and it makes me miss the good old days of 2016...

  • @jefflee67
    @jefflee67 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how they use the "Luckiest Guy" font. I put that font in my presentation about aids in health class ironically.

  • @uberkid100
    @uberkid100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    By God, Dan, you were 10 seconds late, I was starting to worry about you! I even went and checked your Twitter to see if you're alright! Don't you ever do this again, my heart can't take it!

  • @gyroscope915
    @gyroscope915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hearing Dan complaining about 2016.......oh he is so young, he doesn't know what is coming.

  • @salamanda550
    @salamanda550 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Dan is meme-ing rather hard in this one.

    • @salamanda550
      @salamanda550 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, once, but that is still hard for Dan.

    • @Tachiiiiii
      @Tachiiiiii 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Blades did you even see his twitter page that one time he tried to meme (I'm not joking this was serious thing that happened)

    • @Snufkun
      @Snufkun 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cody Turner when? link me plz

    • @Tachiiiiii
      @Tachiiiiii 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      tha spaceman I'll have a look and see if I find the start of it all

    • @Tachiiiiii
      @Tachiiiiii 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope it was that long ago

  • @stargate525
    @stargate525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Maybe if I play a shitty game we'll have a better year..."
    Well THAT didn't work.

  • @StephenFasciani
    @StephenFasciani 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    NerdCubed has always been the up time in my life, since I was 12 years old. I love him. I hope he never stops making videos.

    • @TxnnxrFPS
      @TxnnxrFPS 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Solaris Eclipse he won't stop anytime soon

  • @jamessawyer9816
    @jamessawyer9816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2017 doesn’t even register in my brain anymore

    • @Blueee51
      @Blueee51 ปีที่แล้ว

      2020 barely registers for me now

  • @catherineholmes8423
    @catherineholmes8423 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Hey if your reading this have a great day c:

  • @bigbangman99
    @bigbangman99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Yeah, but then you see the emoji movie trailer.

    • @OneJazzyBoye
      @OneJazzyBoye 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The WHAT!?

    • @Freesteve905
      @Freesteve905 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it got canceled thank christ

    • @MissPlayAndWatch
      @MissPlayAndWatch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Free steve so you didn't click the attached link, huh?

    • @StirlingWatt
      @StirlingWatt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it actually didn't (i think) if you're referring to the post that went around it was fake

    • @Gerpar_
      @Gerpar_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      D3WDR0P yep, it was a fake post

  • @zacharyjohnston974
    @zacharyjohnston974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh how little we realised that 2016 was only the start of the bad times

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The World seems to hurling towards a Leftist Swing this coming decade so thats pretty motivating, but besides that yeah...

  • @peterdietrich8810
    @peterdietrich8810 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think 2016 was an OK year for video games. We got Watch Dogs 2, DOOM, Overwatch, Titanfall 2, and The Last Guardian.

    • @NicholasMusick
      @NicholasMusick 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't like most of them games, Overwatch was a TF2 clone. Last Guardian was 4/10, not enough gameplay, felt like a walking simulator with some big animals, titan fall 2 felt kinda infinity warfare-y

  • @smartmineofficial
    @smartmineofficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    11:55 So exactly like Nvidia's product names over the years?

    • @madhouse5213
      @madhouse5213 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      more like AMD

    • @11matt555
      @11matt555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nvidia has been pretty consistent imo. AMD naming is a bit confusing though.

    • @smartmineofficial
      @smartmineofficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +11matt555 Except they went from the 9000 series to the 100 series, missed out the 800 series, and I suspect the 1100 series (Volta) :P

    • @BanterEdits
      @BanterEdits 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Their naming schemes are both horrible. You need to read up on them anyway before buying a card so it doesn't matter really

    • @11matt555
      @11matt555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Alex Smith Well, the alternative was making a 10000 series, which would have been quite ridiculous, so instead they started with a new numerical naming scheme. Eventually most of the convoluted prefixes and suffices went away, such as GTS, GTX+, etc. Now we have have only GT, GTX, Ti, Boost, and (rarely) SE. SE has almost been eliminated and the last Boost card I remember was the GTX 650 Ti Boost. It's pretty much just GTS, GTX for prefixes and Ti for a suffix, while AMD still has their R5,R7,R9, and now RX series with X, Pro, and half increments.
      Let's not forget that AMD also went from the 8000 series to the 200 series, a move that makes somewhat less sense.
      Secondly, they did not miss out on the 800 series, there just was not a desktop 800 series card released. The 800 series is available on laptops.
      The only real complaint I have with the way Nvidia has been naming things is with the Titan, especially the newest Pascal Titan. It should have been called the Titan XP, or Titan P, or really anything other than just Titan X again. Other than that they have really cleaned up their naming while AMD's is much more confusing, imo.

  • @theadhdviking8218
    @theadhdviking8218 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "this is gonna be the best year ever" oh how naive

    • @jamesuber9145
      @jamesuber9145 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah he was right, it was a great year.

  • @vandersar172
    @vandersar172 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how Dan refers to God as a 'she' in the intro

  • @NyxDiscordia33
    @NyxDiscordia33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Hey, kids. Do you like violence?"
    An incredibly subtle Eminem reference, there, I reckon

  • @TheJudge2017
    @TheJudge2017 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I actually turn my phone side ways because I though the video was over. 16:57...

  • @ethanmarley5396
    @ethanmarley5396 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mineblock = Minecraft
    Wake Up Dogs = Watch Dogs
    K1Z1 = H1Z1
    World of Carrs = World of Tanks
    De Witch 4 = The Witcher 3
    World of Payment 2 = Payday 2
    Blenderman = Slender The Eight Pages
    Crappy Game Parodies

  • @pickupthatcan9696
    @pickupthatcan9696 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i'm going to need to watch so much porn to restore my sanity.

    • @_RealG0dFather
      @_RealG0dFather 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -insert name here-
      Fucking hell, sameee... :'/

  • @kilbeam99
    @kilbeam99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The sheer amount of self-discipline involved in making it this far in the game AND then cutting out 20+ minutes of footage has inspired me. If you can make it to a game this shitty and not give up after 10 mintues, i can finish my Bachelor Thesis.

  • @ectogaming20
    @ectogaming20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You think the devs thought of putting a "quit game" button?

  • @el_trazo
    @el_trazo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:05 This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge to FIND A WAY OUT! *maniacal laugh*

  • @danielpaterson2694
    @danielpaterson2694 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now we beat 2016's corpse with a stick.

    • @l_miester456
      @l_miester456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait do we all have to share one stick or can I bring my own?

    • @TeslaChan
      @TeslaChan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Paterson I rather use my stripper pole instead of a stick... it's more sturdy but slimy and disgustingly brown

    • @danielpaterson2694
      @danielpaterson2694 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really, we can beat it with whatever we want.

  • @bigrigjoe5130
    @bigrigjoe5130 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the idea of a streamer doing 5000 videos of a day, each 3 seconds long

  • @philithunder9667
    @philithunder9667 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You have just got to play My summer car! The amount of stuff you will love in that game (Slightly out of the main goal off the game) is really big.
    Like if anyone agrees...

  • @onemorescout
    @onemorescout 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What changed on New Year's Eve?
    Three numbers: month, day, year

    • @Empyrean55
      @Empyrean55 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scout Trooper no shit

  • @danrhyev
    @danrhyev 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:20... is Dan reciting Eminem...? He's gone mad...

  • @SpiritedSpy
    @SpiritedSpy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hearing nerdcubed "bored singing" Hi my name is my eminem is honestly the saddest thing ive ever heard

  • @ViktorVonfuling
    @ViktorVonfuling 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    De witch costs 300$ requires 16gb ram and 220gb hard drive.

    • @ViktorVonfuling
      @ViktorVonfuling 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy shit.

    • @NN2484
      @NN2484 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Viktor Von fuling must be a massive game to take 220gb and code 300$

  • @Cteklite
    @Cteklite 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't even know how Dan was able to read "Day of Payment 2."
    Oh, and I saw Sub Zero, Dan. You can't trick my glasses.

  • @sircaramelofcanadia4743
    @sircaramelofcanadia4743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I do love Dan's editing sometimes.

  • @Shadow_Hawk_Streaming
    @Shadow_Hawk_Streaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game is the perfect example of a game going all out on graphics and failing at everything else,even spelling in this case.

  • @FloppydriveMaestro
    @FloppydriveMaestro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    How does shit like this end up on steam?

    • @CatCubed
      @CatCubed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it's cause Valve is shit and they don't care what games are on steam as long as they make money

  • @MarcelVos
    @MarcelVos 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It's a glitchy fucking pile of absolute fuckwank" ~ Nerdcubed 2017

  • @BambiGoth27
    @BambiGoth27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just watched this video again and the beginning is making me laugh so hard

  • @JaviHunter95
    @JaviHunter95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    jesus christ this video is terrifying, not only because of the game but because of the comentary slowly descending into madness. Also spooky with headphones on

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Welcome to this tutorial on how to destroy Dan in the span of one video game.

  • @swishyo4312
    @swishyo4312 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    what was with the editing in this video? I loved it!!
    from the simple zoom in the sreen or the subzero png to the monster sound and Dan's voice going low pitch. I don't know if Dan hired someone to edit, someone ELSE to edit, or if he is editing it himself, but please, do more!

  • @JinTrixx5291
    @JinTrixx5291 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In which Dan slowly goes insane

  • @LykonDrakensken
    @LykonDrakensken 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Subs: Zero
    *flashes sub-zero up on screen*
    This is why I have watched you play games for 4 years, Dan

  • @peytonfaz
    @peytonfaz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    FINALLY A PLAYS VIDEO! IDK WHY BUT IT FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE HE DID ONE XD

    • @TheJohngascoine
      @TheJohngascoine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sorcerer Panza Well he hasn't done one since last year...

    • @mikecornhill9320
      @mikecornhill9320 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorcerer Panza 2 days ago

    • @peytonfaz
      @peytonfaz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a Demma video. It's different :(

    • @notimetoexpIain
      @notimetoexpIain 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Been 2 days, not that long tbh

  • @ebaronwilliams6051
    @ebaronwilliams6051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not you. But definitely your kids.
    that killed me

  • @quimble2177
    @quimble2177 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Politically..yeah I agree, Hilary Clinton ran for US Prez.

    • @stormyskies7743
      @stormyskies7743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The carrot wasn't any better

    • @combustinglemons2320
      @combustinglemons2320 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      realmartial - true

    • @pjcraxford4761
      @pjcraxford4761 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And brexit happened

    • @stormyskies7743
      @stormyskies7743 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I ain't gonna acquire no taste for some billionaire that thinks a million dollars is a small amount.

    • @Roverdrive_X
      @Roverdrive_X 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The election's over, you don't need to advocate anymore.

  • @aljowen
    @aljowen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the top 10 TH-camrs are called Islamuxbomber. Whoever made this game certainly doesn't seem to give a flying duck.

  • @StartledOctopus
    @StartledOctopus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel like I shouldn't be watching this at one am...

    • @virginlemon6715
      @virginlemon6715 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Stevens pffffff its 4:21 here my friend

    • @StartledOctopus
      @StartledOctopus 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've got college in the morning too >__

    • @Thedeadpoolwarrior
      @Thedeadpoolwarrior 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Thomas Stevens i feel you, but its 5:31 am for me ^ω^, now one more video from dan or 29 mins sleep. Hmmmm

  • @arturskravcenko8543
    @arturskravcenko8543 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:03 "There are no windows in this room." you saying he is using mac?

  • @mgunter
    @mgunter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:45, am I out of touch or is that specs to a beast computer?

    • @chadthundercock4982
      @chadthundercock4982 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      since when is half a GB of RAM and less storage that an iPhone "Beast" LOL

    • @RainaThrownAway
      @RainaThrownAway 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's beast in the sense I want to drag it behind my shed and put a bullet through it, because somebody needs to put that poor beast out of its misery.

  • @frankyramone
    @frankyramone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is going to be a classic Nerdcubed video.

  • @bradleycolloff
    @bradleycolloff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That intro didn't age well

  • @cynic4459
    @cynic4459 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Let's Play Mineblock and contemplate suicide" -Daniel HardCastle, 2017.
    Quote of the Year right there

  • @v0id19
    @v0id19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Day of Payment 2. For some reason I lost it with that one.

    • @iclimbeverything2990
      @iclimbeverything2990 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      World of Carss made me want to stop

    • @willsim813
      @willsim813 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i climb everything what's your favourite thing you have climbed

    • @willsim813
      @willsim813 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you climb everything that means you climb yourself

  • @shadowstorm657
    @shadowstorm657 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    26:40 If you watch closely the mouse cursor goes back to the computer. Number one is a must.

  • @Call_Me_Matrix
    @Call_Me_Matrix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dan lost his mind more than when he played Sonic 06.

  • @ekscalybur
    @ekscalybur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Time doesn't advance unless you allow the circle to reach 100%. Money is earned the instant you press play.

  • @jakub_zawadzki
    @jakub_zawadzki 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The idea of this game is pretty cool. The quality of this game is... UGHHH

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Umez polzki?

    • @lotsagold
      @lotsagold 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the idea has been recycled so many times, there are far better versions that follow the same concept like youtuber simulator or something

    • @jakub_zawadzki
      @jakub_zawadzki 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      atur chomicz Tak, umiem polski.

    • @jakub_zawadzki
      @jakub_zawadzki 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jon Foster Yeah, but I like the idea of expanding PC. It's pretty good.

    • @NICKASAURWORLD
      @NICKASAURWORLD 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      It makes me think of that Habbo avatar site.

  • @TripleSykz
    @TripleSykz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The creator of this game is a CS:GO player. 4:30 you see Shraut which is a joke on Shroud, the Canadian Cloud9 player. Also Paszabajceps which is a joke on PashaBiceps, the Polish player on Virtus.Pro. This game had to have been made by a low ranked 9 year old.

  • @MrHalonoob117
    @MrHalonoob117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Day of payment 2 is my favorite game

    • @alexeverett308
      @alexeverett308 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Halonoob 117 I'm more of a De Witch 4 man myself

    • @MrHalonoob117
      @MrHalonoob117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex Everett-last lol

    • @themysticllama9545
      @themysticllama9545 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      its not funny the second time, its only funny when its odd

    • @themysticllama9545
      @themysticllama9545 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      so 1 3 5 7 9 11 13 etc

  • @D00dlebugInc
    @D00dlebugInc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone else looking back feeling like this game just totally predicted TH-cam in 2018/19?

  • @greenbug531
    @greenbug531 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    so It took me a super long time to realize this, but youtube unsubbed me from your channel

    • @numbskull6593
      @numbskull6593 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @yaziyo
      @yaziyo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Well according to "some tips" you lose some subs after 7 days.

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      PocketRocket that’s literally what he was referencing you idiot

  • @emilywilliams8122
    @emilywilliams8122 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit when Dan sarcastically says "Smash that like button" at 25:38 the actual fucking like button lights up

  • @juicyjuice1363
    @juicyjuice1363 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Well Dan made a reference to Eminem

  • @Trophonix
    @Trophonix 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jeez, at least Game Dev Tycoon has enough customization to make it feel like a game. The guy who made Hard Time, MDickie, made a game creation simulator game which is awesome.

  • @GivenFailure
    @GivenFailure 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ... 6 bucks... six.... six dollars for this?

  • @mangosah
    @mangosah 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is actually a 26 minute video of nerdcubed slowly decending into madness

  • @SPOOKiE_GRND
    @SPOOKiE_GRND 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Weak Up Dogs? They couldn't think of any better spinoff names?

    • @guyofwarwick
      @guyofwarwick 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spookie Senpai yeah why not wash dogs

    • @pastryfeline4267
      @pastryfeline4267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even Stare_Dogs would be better

    • @Unwarranted530
      @Unwarranted530 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm pretty sure they're trying to reference Sleeping Dogs, not Watch Dogs.

    • @AdmacPlays
      @AdmacPlays 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then why not Billing dogs or Killing dogs or Leaping dogs?

    • @jackparkes687
      @jackparkes687 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Wanking dogs?

  • @alexanderm9446
    @alexanderm9446 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video gets perpetually better with time.

  • @Demonologist013
    @Demonologist013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    But you started this year off with Watch_Dogs 2. A great game.

    • @orangesmikypro1353
      @orangesmikypro1353 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he means starting off his play series with a bad game in 2017.

    • @veryfancysavior7265
      @veryfancysavior7265 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch dogs 2 a good game?
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      Funny joke man

    • @gamersgonnagam3
      @gamersgonnagam3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Saleh ALShami Dude are you even watching dans completes on that?

  • @totalchaosgaming3321
    @totalchaosgaming3321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This should be the complete series if Dan ever needs to be punished

  • @danielcook8035
    @danielcook8035 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    So it's pretty much a rip off of tuber simulator but costs money

    • @anthonymastrocola631
      @anthonymastrocola631 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel cook You're a smart one

    • @afunnyman
      @afunnyman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Daniel cook But they both cost money. And they're both piles of shit.

    • @TeslaChan
      @TeslaChan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony Mastrocola I agree Dr. Zoidberg your human behaviour skills are improving.

    • @thegrowl2210
      @thegrowl2210 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn't that a shitty clicker with micro-transactions?

    • @whiplash7400
      @whiplash7400 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel cook no. of tubetycoon

  • @casualapple3781
    @casualapple3781 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:00 That's the sound a baby makes when you're squeezing the life out of it.
    I would know

  • @brandontharp4882
    @brandontharp4882 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did Dan get a new microphone? He sounds way clearer

    • @moritzkockritz5710
      @moritzkockritz5710 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thasis Prath yeah, for that sweet, sweet extra 10% money

    • @greygooseonfire8740
      @greygooseonfire8740 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i thought so too, i dont know though

  • @GG-dt5hh
    @GG-dt5hh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was Dan's 'turtle' thing a reference to his earlier Minecraft videos? (The flying turtle city, specifically).

  • @simondehaas6460
    @simondehaas6460 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    who else got that motalcombat joke

    • @Dan-vb5gc
      @Dan-vb5gc 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me

    • @gcwapa2787
      @gcwapa2787 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wow, I've never played Motalcombat, sounds interesting...

    • @machodong6552
      @machodong6552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mortal Kombat...
      sounds delicious!

  • @deadchannel98275dhyu
    @deadchannel98275dhyu 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    10 gigabytes of space? My pet rock has more space than that.