I Shouldn't Have Been Trusted With God Powers - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Bugs DLC)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
- Why would they give me this much power and expect the game not to break?
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12:09 that shield came down like a beyblade. I wouldn't be surprised if you heard 'let it rip!' just before it lmao
I saw it
i almost ruptured my organs when i thought of the bey blade song and saw the shield lmao
im the 69th like
speeeeeeeen
@@stevefrommincraft3285 pee pee poo poo t63hn3
“Let’s just give up and die. That’s a 2020 mood if I have ever seen one.”
-CaptainSauce
“Look at those giant broccoli Jesuses”
-CaptainSause
Another quote.
"2020"
Well who said broccoli can't be a cross
Also broccoli jesus sounds like its its own Coulter.
"All praise the jesus that's a pice of broccoli "
Tip: when using giant and small mode u can turn it off and the already placed units will maintain whatever mode u placed them in (so have tiny giants vs massive normal units)
all 3 huge giants vs 1 tiny halfling
view harvester id prefer the other way around
Try giant wobbly horse vs tiny snow giant
Edit : why am I telling you
*claps* brilliant *claps* idea
1 giant halfling vs 1 tiny giant
Cap : let's invert gravity.
The units : Haha! I'm gonna die!
*chuckles* i'm in danger!
0:35 Evil laughter my man. Gotta love it
Eek a hahahaha
12:20
"Oh, you can just go down on me Zues"
-CaptainSauce 2020
w0w
Yep,I'm gonna see some quotes today.
Someone: "Everytime you ring a bell, an angel gets its wings"
Cap ringing bell 200 times: "Majestic"
Hobbits: exist
Captainsauce: I diagnose you with dead
YES
Mm yes you see the joke in this one is how The SauceCaptian he is like to kill the hobbits he does mm yes now I must continue to suffer in my swamp I do
@@maozedong3120 WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF are u sayi ng
Or coronavirus
R.I.P.
You know that the episode is going to be good when he starts the vid with "I'm gonna be trusted with way to much power than I should have."
Fact About Invert Gravity: The Lower The Health The Faster They Fly, The Higher The Health The Slower (Cause How Much Blood They Have XD)
BradleePlayzYT ohhh I see
Oh crap I'm gonna be flyin like a rocket on cocaine
True
no,its brain cells
No wonder I'm so skinny! ( flops on floor)
Game: *gives god powers*
Cap: The power of the sun in the palm of my hand
Why did I read that as thanos?
@@godricktheminecrafted3113 lol
how to change teh mode and projetioes
Mouse scroll
"And what better to blow up than a giant pile of hobbits?"
TH-cam: *Eyebrow slowly starts to rise*
Well... he will be demonitized for hate speech towards the MINORity.
@@michasokoowski6651 nice, real nice ✌👊
Michał Sokołowski amazing
Hobbits aren’t a real thing, dumb youtube
those poor little guys
Everyone: literally dying
Captainsauce: hehe, bomm go boom
If you use the push ability while using normal sized u fly
12:10 I love that there is a spinning Shield in the back.
Didn't notice lol
Its breakdancin
me everytime i play a dancing game
Did you see Zeus Beyblade into the sky a few seconds before that
11:23 Zuzes gets hit in his no no square. BRUTALITY
Fun Fact: Ice will still kill units while the “Units can’t Die” mode is on
Nature finds a way
If he uses super spray(because it’s better than super beam) with bomb arrows if he gets enough snuffy will you twist turn and fly
yes, this is because ice does no damage, only builds over time
Because they arent dead, theyre frozen
it does no damage
“ i feel like an ac-130”
Shoot anything that doesn’t have a flare well the hobbits didn’t have flares so
the church also didnt have a flare in that mission. it will definitely be missed..
I like to use the bombs to do air raids
ThetrueCaptain Doggo Thor is the god of thunder and Zeus is the god of the sky and the king of gods
Cap: gets broken by infectinator
Also cap: blowing up hobbits and playing with units fixes him
“tHE WHole screen is covered in electricity!”
*ah yes the floor is made out of floor*
Well it's also made of glass
*visible confusion*
*confused confusion*
Hewh
Underrated comment
18:57 if anyone is wandering about this i know why. The wing size is based on the units size, as you can see with broccoli Jesus over here. But why does the ice giant have small wings? Well the reason is he isn't a normal unit, his body shape is different from a normal unit, since the tree giant is just a normal unit... But big he gets proportional wings, but the ice Giants body is accualy a costume as you can see in the unit creator and the wings are just stuck in the costume
2:10 "That is not where you want to grab your teacher"
*AHEM*
Out of context, captain
I am pretty sure that was very in context.
It is if you want a A
sauce: this may or may not break my game
Also sauce:everyone jump on the pile
talon ferree noob
House Reptiles Productions ???
@@CIO-Anims noob at what? You can't call people noobs with out a reason and you shouldn't even do that
“ we never had the chops to suck or blow the big boys”
Captainsauce 2020
Sauce just turned into Deidara “art is an explosion”
Ah yes, I see you’re a man of culture as well
“It should be raining charred hobbits”
You can say it’s, “RAINING MEN, HALLELUJAH”
Hobbits: Exist
Cap: Wait, that’s illegal!
The end of the intro has super funny still laughing about it
Me: *Sees intro*
Also Me: I have feeling TH-cam is going to demonetize this video
Same
That’s laser beam stoopid
Dirty Hobbits
Bryjordan doesn’t have a dirty mind like Most people
you called it :D
9:23 is like trying to get your children to sit down🤣🤣🤣
I like to imagine them actually being able to hear him say, like randomly hearing the words “spray and pray is not very omnipotent
I'm dumb what is omnipotent
Stop motion DANimation like godly
@@IBeDanz it means all-powerful
“That is not where you wanna grab your teacher”
Whites girls who get straight A’s:
@HELLRAISER THE GOD or just use incgnito mode
@@Korange64 Yep!
@DEATH SQUAD enlighten me
@Blood Jackal por-
No no, don't wanna be rude to the algorithim (i have 5 tabs open with different things)
That One Gamer or just show it to your parents
"I would love to make a whole video on blowing stuff up and laughing at it"
2020 Captainsauce
Another Quote.
@Anonymous I wasn't saying that
@Anonymous Thx I hope you have a good rest of the day too
"that's not very Accurate"
Me: *iTs tOtaLLy aCCurAte*
Edit: Pls Keep it at 69 Likes!
*bAtTlE sImUlAtOr*
T to the A to B to S!! Wacha goona get?
*TABS*
Sorry but I ruined the nice
@@ieatkids5278 ;(
Now let's make it 420
Captain sauce: Says it’s unfair that youtube demonitized him because of hobbits.
Also Captain Sauce: Laughs at 6:57 to hobbits exploding to their death
This was a year ago, but they aren't real.
@@lisagaughan7154 I know
the rights that hobbits should not be used as test dummies:*exist*
captionsauce:lets pretend that didn't happen
THEY DONT EXIST >:D
"The whole screen is filled with electricity!"
Well i mean
sorta how it always works XD
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Lol. Great job!
Not funny that's like the worst joke ever
rly *-_-*
I wonder how many times Cap stopped to comb his beard :p
Melissa Tan, nice splatoon profile pic. You a fan of the series?
@@GenocidalSquid yep, had both 1 and 2. Looking forward to the 3rd if there is gonna be one
ARE YOU A SQUID OR A KID AAaaA@AaAaaAaaaAaaAAaAaAaAaaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaAaAaaAa
Melissa Tan, same here. Planned on getting the 2nd game but the damned quarantine has me stuck until may.
I am the 69th like
"I guess lets go ahead and.. die? yea lets go ahead and die-" ~ captainsauce 2020
That giant bamboo holding karate kid proves that he doesn’t plan his jokes LIKE HOW DO YOU PLAN THAT
2:51
Noone:
absoloutly noone:
Cap: "pushjobs sounds way less incriminating"
When I saw him pushing I felt like: oh no he’s learning
Lol
Captain sauce : it’s not the first time I’ve been a god
Me: Sims4
"Simps" 4
@@gravehify7670 are you like 8 or something lol
@@genocidalyoukai7890 yes yes i am
Captainsauce: ooh
Game: yeet me
TABS.EXE has stopped responding
What
I love this channel because he provides a lot of comedy which I love about him and he is very funny ❤️
"I still don't really know if there's fall damage in this game." How? HOW?
Thar ez
He right
There is
When your so early the only comments are dead memes
Yep
Yup
Yep
Meep!
Yup
the flying mace vs raptors looks like a movie scene where the protagonist will destroy all the enemies when their flying
How does it feel to get rekt by a Blue Cube?
NotActualTH-cam idk seems embarrassing
Me :sees hobbits
Also me: Vietnam flash backs of demonetization
maybe do this: "fast battle"
1 gutling gunner and 2 cannonirs and 100 cheerleaders agains you... all you need to do is survive 30 seconds
Game: Exists
Captain Sauce: "I diagnose you with broke"
“Get your mind out of the gutter” Yah right do you know who your talking too
Every time cap uploads (especially tabs) my heart jumps and I smile cause I know the video will be the best 20 minutes of my day. Thx cap you are the best.
“Super spray beam” big innuendo
Things you never want to say out of context 101:
Anything Captainsauce says
“The screen was covered with electricity”
Yeah that’s kinda how electronics work
True
Captain Sauce: Well we've got inverted Gravity (Laughs)
You guys like that one don't you?
Of course they do because if space mammoths are a thing a space Ice Giant is going to be a thing :)
"Majestic broccoli Jesuses" has to be my favorite sentance ever.
“Everyone’s getting blown”
“Wow he’s blowing us all”
“I can just grab anything”
“I’m gonna grab anything”
“Oh I can just suck them alllllllll”
-my mind (part 2)
15:07 thats like saying why do you have legs when you only play games lol
Cap: grabs the teacher by the balls
Cap: uhh that is not were you want to grab your teacher
New people: uhhhhhhhhh
The originals: yeah this is “normal”
Me: I also feel like this is “normal”
6:58
Last video he got redder than a tomato (pun DEFINITELY intended) Now he cheered up
Captainsauce: the fight is far too quick... So, ZA WARUDO!
ZA WARUDO
ROADDAROLLAA DAAAA
STANDO POWAAAHH!
@Dice Jr. yare yare daze...
Warudo* nobody gets to say my stands name wrong and get away with it.
"With these new abilities I feel like mods will come back"
The 'shoot' ability has already been a mod in TABS for years.
so is the ability to make things spin and give them wings.
@@frozenfiredarknight3764 I want to see
2 flying swordcsters in the front
2 flying reapers behind them
6 flying skeleton warriors behind the reapers
vs
10 double flying cupids
(Something special can happen of a reaper or swordcaster falls in love near weak friendly units)
Turn on huge units and never die. Then place ice giant on one side. Now turn huge units off and tiny units on. And finaly place a halfling on the other side
"I would love to make a full video of blowing stuff up an laughing at it!'
....so do so?
"its like throwing spaghetti at a wall"
*yeah it do be like that*
12:11 in the top left a shield is having a heart attack... if it has a heart
I saw it to lol. It was very funny.
naw bruh its freakin dancing!
It's having a seizure
Cap: I pushed a unit into the ground!
Dark Peasant vs Super Peasant: Always has been
12:31 no just that they added a new secret unit. It's called the Monk giant
Really?
People: 2020 can’t get any worse!!
2020: 18:32
When I saw the title I was like FINNALY
Seeing Cap laugh this hard makes me feel great.
3:02 never thought id hear that ever
flying holy bayblade
1.holy da vinci
2. cheerleaders
3. preists
Tip: you can mix invert gravity with any Power by holding right click on invert gravity and switching powers without realeasing
right click. You can also use powers while controlling a unit!!!!!!! Pls read BTW I really love your vids!!! Keep it up!!!!!!! 👍👍
Do you know how to switch the shooting mode? To like spray or something?
You have to go to controls in the settings and bind it to a key
I use [
Also you need to rebind the shooting button for units with 2 attacks
14:15 THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
0:27 ZA WARUDO *knife throwing* time will resume
Finally someone got it
@@thetruecaptaindoggo564 thank you finnaly a man of culture
CaptainScauce 2019 V.S CaptainSauce 2020
TH-cam: Blows up Hobbits
Is it just me or does CaptainSauce laugh like an insane psychopath when he brutally murders hobbits?
If you add one setting and place one side of units and turn if off the other side will not.
Like so he can see.
So can you have halfling face off against a black hole and a healer far away?
Please let sauce see! I wanna see him get mad at the anti-ranged army.
10 ancient shields
5 clams
5 Valkyires
5 berserkers
10 hay bales
3 hoplites
3 brawlers
5 samurai
2 knights
1 shogan
You can only use ranged units. Also the musket, shouter, scarecrow, clam, hapoon, snake archer, Flintlock and Captain aren't aloud here.
I like it
captainsauce "this is too much power" me "have you ever seen kro?"
"the holy hobbit"
A hobbit surrounded by priests
You just walk out of your house as a hobby getting ready for work in the fields and you just see your neighbor falling to the ground on your left with a couple arrows with bombs on them stuck in his back this game is amazing
Be carefully sometimes when you pick something up in slow motion it teleports them to a different univers.
Here is a battle using everyone with wings:
2 flying swordcsters in the front
2 flying reapers behind them
6 flying skeleton warriors behind the reapers
vs
10 double flying cupids
(Revenge out of love)
(Something special can happen of a reaper or swordcaster falls in love near weak friendly units)
Also try super spray
Hobbit: Sees cap putting his cursor on their unit: It's fine he's going to the next one over.
Hobbit: Cap clicks on them: I'm sure it was a misclick!
Hobbit: Gets placed: See 6:15
“Look at these majestic broccoli Jesuses!” - CaptainSauce, 2020
As an American, that AC130 joke hit way much to home
Uncle!!!
When I saw the title of the episode I was like oh no it’s going to go down hill at this point with captainsauce having godly powers :my mind: OH NOOOO ITS GOING DOWN HILL AT THIS POINT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
8:05 You are a AC-130 Potter
*Jotaro* : yare yare daze
*DIO* : [0:13]
Deidara from naruto: Art is an explosion
Cap : preferably an explosion
Deidara: someone finally gets it
14:33 It’s like pulling your dog away from other dogs
4:40
sauce: SHURiken? SURE why not?
pun intended?
Sure-u-can
Flying tornado be like: non existent because a tornado needs to touch the ground to become a tornado
Too Monkey Productions this is tabs where talking about logic does not exist
18:00 look at the raptor rider. It looks like he's in a rodeo.
"For this time I won't suck too much"
~ Captain Sauce 2020
11:43 for those who don't know:
Zeus is the Greek God Of Lightning
Thor is the Norse God Of Thunder
the two are not the same
Zeus controlls lightning alone (allowing him to smite), whilst Thor can controll a whole storm (allowing for maximum smitage)
for those interested, I have my own god of lightning, who exsited long before both Zeus and Thor
Captain sauce you still need to redo *The Michael Bay challenge.*