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  • @TMMx
    @TMMx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    He looks like he ages a year every week.

    • @525Lines
      @525Lines 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The guy works night clubs. Doubt he gets the sleep he needs. He's been around a while, too.

    • @hellswampcartel3372
      @hellswampcartel3372 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He looks like he died a few weeks back.

    • @turtle2k595
      @turtle2k595 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hellswamp Cartel looks like he ages a week every year.

    • @MKhavik
      @MKhavik 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He's a good example of staying away from excessive drugs, alcohol, partying, and on top of that...eat crappy and don't workout at ALL.

    • @KatotownUSA
      @KatotownUSA 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      heroin's a hell of a drug

  • @AstonishingSodApe
    @AstonishingSodApe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    He looks like an old Italian woman.

    • @josepeixoto8893
      @josepeixoto8893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      heroin kills testosterone

    • @lsunationalchamps08
      @lsunationalchamps08 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s more of an insult to old Italian women than him lmfao 🤣

  • @alexnewman5338
    @alexnewman5338 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "They put two and two together..." "And came up with FIVE"

  • @JarinUdom
    @JarinUdom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    I don't believe Artie could pass as Andy Richter. He isn't even Swedish-German.

    • @robcramer7477
      @robcramer7477 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      but he is an old chunk of coal.

    • @L00FSLAW
      @L00FSLAW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      by god

    • @julesyyz
      @julesyyz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jarin Udom best youtube comment ever

    • @kylewhitehead1684
      @kylewhitehead1684 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And he was with a broad. We all know Andy Richter goes for old prospectors.

    • @ListenToBigFace
      @ListenToBigFace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, no, good god! He don’t go for that funny business neither!

  • @Meta_was_my_idea
    @Meta_was_my_idea 10 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I think he literally just rolled out of bed.

    • @teamworkformyfrainds
      @teamworkformyfrainds 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      dressing not-so-chic is common among male comedians. it says "I'm the common man"

    • @Meta_was_my_idea
      @Meta_was_my_idea 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      teamworkformyfrainds Adam? Is that you?

    • @525Lines
      @525Lines 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Speaking as a fat guy, there's a point where working on your hair isn't an issue. Also, I think that's part of his character. As for clothes, we don't know anything about fashion. If our colors are coordinated, it's a mistake.

    • @Ndcontreras
      @Ndcontreras 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god Tina, you again

    • @grunntalll
      @grunntalll 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tina Ho
      tina ho, funny how we meet again in the comment section.

  • @slardybartfast8377
    @slardybartfast8377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "they put 2 and 2 together...."
    "...and ended up with 5."
    Andy Richter spitting absolute fire. Quick wit is an understatement.

  • @Gibson42a
    @Gibson42a 10 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It's funny, casual viewers are looking at this video and commenting 'that guy looks bad/ill/horrible'. Whereas us Artie fans who've followed Artie for a long time are thinking 'man, Artie looks great lately! Much better than a few years ago!'

    • @nuncotics791
      @nuncotics791 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He looks worse.. he’s all drugged out here

  • @arealbigboss
    @arealbigboss 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    i love when actual comedians come out on the show, it's just three great guys being themselves and i love it.

  • @PearsAreOkay
    @PearsAreOkay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    He's one substance hit from turning into Don Vito.

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:41 Andy's retort after this intro is just amazing XD

    • @Lamtitude
      @Lamtitude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2 and 2 together... and came up with 5. Man, that was quick.

    • @jumpinjojo
      @jumpinjojo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Ducat 2:52

  • @Shmeck002
    @Shmeck002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Does anybody not see why Conan is the best late night show based on this clip? Transparent and accommodating genius

  • @DeFiLeRs
    @DeFiLeRs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    damn Artie looks 70 and he is on his 40´s...

    • @honeyblade5243
      @honeyblade5243 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Drugs will do that.

    • @apakalias
      @apakalias 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      松本秀人 more like hamburgers

    • @Tipi83
      @Tipi83 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Booze, drugs and junk food...

    • @joeracer302
      @joeracer302 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought he was dead ...

    • @kemita
      @kemita 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      joeracer302 he does look dead though

  • @meloche1syndrome
    @meloche1syndrome 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hokycow! It's the inspiration for the drunk uncle character on SNL!

  • @JulietRoseCapulet777
    @JulietRoseCapulet777 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He's like the living embodiment of Drunk Uncle. First time seeing this guy, not sure which came first, will Google it later but as of now I adore both

  • @onraj9mm
    @onraj9mm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i dont get the hate, this was the most genuine clip for a long time, you can tell that when pals get together its not interview, theyre just talking. and thats true for most of the comedian guests actually.

  • @ReconFlowJoe
    @ReconFlowJoe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    He reminds me of the drunk guy from SNL's weekly update

    • @ibraheem896
      @ibraheem896 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's exactly what I thought lol

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ReconFlowJoe Hahaa...I thought that too. Dead-ringer. He's either drunk or high here.

  • @andyconda7574
    @andyconda7574 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Great to see Artie out there doing his thing. He's been through a whole hell of alot.

  • @mawe86ify
    @mawe86ify 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Is it just me or does it seem a lot like drunk uncle from SNL is a guest on Conan in this clip?

  • @andyconda7574
    @andyconda7574 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Ladies, listen, trust me when I tell you I have never told a lie. I would never do that to you baby, you can trust me.

    • @onlydavidwould4356
      @onlydavidwould4356 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that was your first lie

    • @justanotherhuman6532
      @justanotherhuman6532 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      5 years later, and I promise you this man is honest and earnest. We could all learn a thing or two from him. Women won't be disappointed if they decide to message him and enjoy the conversation.

  • @SheldonBeldon
    @SheldonBeldon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Conan and Andy love Artie because they’re genuine and so is he.

  • @ribbs13
    @ribbs13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He’s so loaded !! With the exception of his nose Artie looks great today! God bless him ♥️

  • @siemensohm
    @siemensohm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I don't have a clue who he is, but he's awesome :D

    • @nunogloop
      @nunogloop 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      used to be on howard stern. has a podcast at artiequitter.com

    • @chadmuskaa2806
      @chadmuskaa2806 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TH-cam him on HOWARD STERN!! He is pure comedy!!!

    • @KatotownUSA
      @KatotownUSA 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he was in Dirty Work with Norm MacDonald

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He played Jabba in Star Wars.

    • @43rgwerg
      @43rgwerg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      had a movie called beer league, great stuff. He's done stand up, he also wrote a book (i actually read it) called too fat to fish.

  • @brendanbrady1000
    @brendanbrady1000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Damn, people are being mean. Why judge on appearance?

    • @TiberiusStorm
      @TiberiusStorm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Because Artie judges everyone for everything!

    • @Tommyr
      @Tommyr 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's not just on appearance. Artie is shot. Has been for a long time. I'll bet he's dead by 50. Sad.

    • @IceColdProfessional
      @IceColdProfessional 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because everything he says is really and true.

    • @yusukeurameshi6490
      @yusukeurameshi6490 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Merely and observation.

    • @deceiver123m
      @deceiver123m 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cus he had it all going for himself but chose to be a fat fuck instead, its the reason im disappointed in him. Fuck artie,.. get lipo, then get off the bullshit, be artie again. He could afford lipo, the fucker is very rich.

  • @arthurjackson6395
    @arthurjackson6395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Artie: They put 2 and 2 together...
    Andy: They came up with 5...
    LOL
    This is so funny...this was a great clip!

  • @alec6583
    @alec6583 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I love his laugh. Sounds like a dinosaur.

  • @ravager48
    @ravager48 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:45 Andy Richter for the win! Love this guy!

  • @jesseholywood1161
    @jesseholywood1161 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God damn Andy makes this show so much better :'D

  • @9465anders
    @9465anders 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this dude ! Artie is no poser, that's fore sure.
    Always respected his love me, or hate me, i'm not changing who I am attitude !

  • @cadejackson976
    @cadejackson976 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    At the end of the interview, Conan whispered "We're gonna need you to not stick around when Victoria Justice comes out..."

    • @ColorsBright
      @ColorsBright 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Victoria justice..... She looks like s good time.

  • @drebone1986
    @drebone1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's been the drunk uncle since he was 13😂😂

  • @theresistance45
    @theresistance45 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Say what you want but he is hilarious

  • @SandWitch555
    @SandWitch555 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thts briliant, Andy got a friend to cover up his mistakes."And she will never know" wink wink

  • @semperxian
    @semperxian 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    andy has some great one liners and conan loves them

  • @MrStensnask
    @MrStensnask 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why didn't the audience go bonanza when Andy said: "Honestly, I'm just happy SOMEONE's getting laid being Andy Richter..." ???
    I laughed my ass off!

  • @miralabualjadail4206
    @miralabualjadail4206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He is the perfect advocate to scare you’re children into not doing heroin!

  • @jz5748
    @jz5748 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "have u ever made out with a chick with beard" artie is hilarious

  • @peterkwon4229
    @peterkwon4229 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's like the real-life drunk uncle.

  • @umbroog7342
    @umbroog7342 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Artie... Be kind to him. If he goes early a lot of good people are gonna miss him.

  • @jeffcone1464
    @jeffcone1464 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Andy's so chill. he's such a nice guy

  • @SceneComparisons
    @SceneComparisons 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He could have said that he was Rocky Richter, the angry twin brother of Andy Richter.

    • @Nectarisa
      @Nectarisa 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andy is smarter, classier, and sexier than this creepster.

  • @sartanko
    @sartanko 10 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    guys lie to women, bah. I'm a guy and I lie to everyone!

  • @Tassie85
    @Tassie85 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So, everyone is shitting on Artie. I think he looks as healthy and happy as he's looked in years. He'd had a really hard time of it (yes, self inflicted, much of it), so give the guy a break, okay? He's a good guy and a talented one at that.

  • @JesseStingl
    @JesseStingl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL Artie's laugh at 2:56

  • @glennyeah
    @glennyeah 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    its sad that the people in the comments (conan fans) judge him without ever knowing how great he was and how much of a contribution he was on the biggest radio show of all time for 10 years

    • @MyEnemy
      @MyEnemy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +g0atBallz420 He also lives with a level of guilt that most people can't imagine over the death of his dad.

    • @lynchaxxonn
      @lynchaxxonn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +g0atBallz420 artie is such a good dude, he may be too oldschool and non-pc for some but noone can tell me he's not super funny.

    • @ulmo5536
      @ulmo5536 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a Conan-fan but I still adore Artie, he's a comedic genius!

    • @heyo3092
      @heyo3092 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glenn Gabberty I'd respect him more if he didn't slate Howard at every opportunity. It's pathetic.

    • @glennyeah
      @glennyeah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's only what hes been doing recently, and everything he says about howard is accurate.

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    All laughs a side, that chick must have quite a stomach.

  • @BEATTHOSE00
    @BEATTHOSE00 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was so laughing last night when I watched this.

  • @mmelloe
    @mmelloe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    next time my wife catches me ill just say "no it was artie lange"

  • @JNelsonArt
    @JNelsonArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Artie looking like the Penguin from Batman

  • @SmokeRingsPipeDreams
    @SmokeRingsPipeDreams 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone has one rogue uncle like Artie Lange. (and if they don't, they certainly should have) LOL

  • @dud621
    @dud621 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg this is real life Drunk Uncle from SNL

  • @13ennett13
    @13ennett13 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    He looks like he should be Drunk Uncle on SNL or Drunk Uncles Drunker Uncle he's perfect for it haha

  • @ghettomist1575
    @ghettomist1575 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The guy might have issues. He still seems like a good hearted guy.

    • @elitestar
      @elitestar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      don't think his heart is so good with the kind of diet he's on sadly

    • @ghettomist1575
      @ghettomist1575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      elitestar You know what I meant.

  • @OffhandDelivery
    @OffhandDelivery 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MAD TV Season 1.
    What happened? They killed MadTv, but you can't kill Artie fucking Lange!
    Lange for life!

  • @joeytrimble1558
    @joeytrimble1558 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that's how artie lives .."it's understandable if I do something but by god if someone does it good god! " he used to pull shit on sal and them all the time

  • @TooSickG
    @TooSickG 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the best comedians of all time

  • @nathandouglass6872
    @nathandouglass6872 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    He looks EXACTLY like "Drunk Uncle" From SNL

  • @spencerhopkins7632
    @spencerhopkins7632 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's the real life drunk uncle from SNL

  • @ksfutbolplayer
    @ksfutbolplayer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He looks like Drunk Uncle from SNL

  • @CNWhatImSaiyan
    @CNWhatImSaiyan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy crap, Drunk Uncle really does look and sound like Artie. With a side of Don Vito.

  • @RishiP77
    @RishiP77 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Want some crack with that?"
    Artie: 'Sticks his face in it'

  • @jamo2006
    @jamo2006 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Boy, Artie's really holding up well *EYE ROLL*

  • @KwyatMan
    @KwyatMan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Air Force Ones?... Well done, good sir!

  • @glravna
    @glravna 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Say what u want about Artie, he is such a funny man and good guest on stuff like this.

  • @ashleycaveda
    @ashleycaveda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Artie Lange videos are the only Team Coco videos I dislike. I still remember years ago when he was on Late Night and he first told this story about pretending to be Andy. Except at the time, he said the girl passed out and the only reason he didn't sleep with her is because he didn't want Andy to get accused of rape. Part of me can't believe Conan still has this guy on his show.

  • @firebugjohnnypyro
    @firebugjohnnypyro 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Conan no-selling Arties kiss on the Selena Gomez joke was hilarious. lol

  • @RegentDevil2
    @RegentDevil2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    100% of people chastising Artie have skeletons in their closet. Difference is he doesn't give a shit and will air them out.

  • @BansheeMilk
    @BansheeMilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What did Andy say around 2:45

  • @tmbbcck
    @tmbbcck 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    every time I see Artie Lange I think "Oh wow... he's not dead yet. Good for him."

  • @sithebugguy3193
    @sithebugguy3193 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    not even gonna lie, this clip just reminded me of SNL's Bobby Moynihan's "Drunk Uncle" almost to the T Artie fits the bill. yes! lol

  • @FoodforThought12345678dsds
    @FoodforThought12345678dsds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish Howard would have someone like him as co-host

  • @CoolitNewton
    @CoolitNewton 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    looks like andy has a get out of jail free card hahaha

  • @Viktir123
    @Viktir123 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's nice to bring him coffee, but, I think he asked for Solo and the Wookie.

  • @louiswilkerson2747
    @louiswilkerson2747 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Artie Lange looks like he's slowly melting into Jabba the Hutt.

  • @Hompuu
    @Hompuu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:43 that "WOO" sounded so similar the fake crowd reaction on the Eric Andre show, anyone with me on this one?

  • @ChrisSMurphy1
    @ChrisSMurphy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Say what you will, Artie is funny. Period

  • @GoDrex
    @GoDrex 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he's the inspiration for Drunk Uncle

  • @RobSKIDDY
    @RobSKIDDY 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Artie. These people commenting prob haven't followed him on Howard. He's awesome. Stern does same thing. Goes on talk shows n acts crazy but if u listen everyday the guy is a genius

  • @KennM12
    @KennM12 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he is the real life drunk uncle

  • @737Bulldog
    @737Bulldog 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear I thought this was the drunk uncle guy from SNL

  • @brendavaleriat
    @brendavaleriat 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    God I can't stop laughing😂😂

  • @JensGH
    @JensGH 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is this the character Bobby Moynihan plays on SNL under the name "Drunk uncle"?

  • @BlutoNeee
    @BlutoNeee 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    artie lange it's the whiskey talking is one of the funniest stand up sets of all time

  • @CiNeMaN512
    @CiNeMaN512 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol im laughing so hard right now, this guy is awesome love this guys humor gonna check out more of his shit

  • @mrpankau
    @mrpankau 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alternate title of clip:
    Andy Slays Yet Again

  • @probablyasleepLoL
    @probablyasleepLoL 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    people talking all this shit about artie must understand, he is a dear friend to conan and andy. they go way back - artie is living a healthier lifestyle now, im sure conan delights in having him on, seeing his old pal not suicidal and depressed, but sharing a laugh instead

  • @grantprice4456
    @grantprice4456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Man he's hilarious

    • @JazGalaxy
      @JazGalaxy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      really? He's just gross, mean and depressing to me. He's completely unlikable.

  • @someone20th
    @someone20th 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wonder if Artie was inspiration for Bobby's drunk uncle on SNL?

  • @anthonymclaughlin608
    @anthonymclaughlin608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Came up as 5. That's really good

  • @MistaKwayzee
    @MistaKwayzee 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    put 2 and 2 together and came up with 5 hahah that part was good

  • @ulmo5536
    @ulmo5536 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Artie is a genius! Such a funny guy!

  • @robmeadowscomedy
    @robmeadowscomedy 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Conan looks like he REALLY can't wait for this interview to be over.

  • @teamworkformyfrainds
    @teamworkformyfrainds 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Glad he's still alive

  • @Controversial_Celebrity_Quotes
    @Controversial_Celebrity_Quotes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If this guy keeps knock knock knocking on Heaven's Door, eventually, someone's going to open the door and let him in or at least point him in the direction of the downstairs door.

  • @Dingoplexor
    @Dingoplexor 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The crypt keeper got heavy

  • @MikiStormTrooper
    @MikiStormTrooper 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Drunk Uncle in real life.

  • @ColWalterEKurtz
    @ColWalterEKurtz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Good old Artie.

  • @TheEIements
    @TheEIements 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    artie looks good, such a funny guy, nice to see him doing well

  • @Batpantaloons
    @Batpantaloons 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel so sorry for any woman that has had relations with that man.

  • @blink180heights
    @blink180heights 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAO "i'm just happy someone is getting laid being andy richter" - andy

  • @loosekanen
    @loosekanen 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's a real life Drunk Uncle