Mao Xiangling (Chinese: 卯香菱Mǎo Xiānglíng) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact. She is the Head Chef at the Wanmin Restaurant and runs it Xiangling loves cooking, having learned the art from her father. She does not have a discerning eye towards a specific type of cuisine, seeing that food is a way to expand and experiment. She will use anything for her recipes, even unconventional ingredients that would gross out others. Some of the bizarre ingredients that Xiangling uses are slimes and lizards.[2] Even if some of the dishes are not to her liking, Xiangling will not give up and simply press on to modify or start over from scratch. Her unconventional cooking is what led her to acclaim in both Mondstadt and Liyue. Unlike most cooks, Xiangling is not concerned about mora, stating that food is to nourish and that the smiles on her customers' faces is more than enough for her. She dislikes having to limit herself to a specific style of cooking, seeing it as bland and unsurprising. Likewise, she prefers hands-on cooking, believing that automated cooking is inauthentic.[3] Outside of cooking, Xiangling is easy to scare and is often pranked by Hu Tao.[4] Despite disliking her pranks, Xiangling does not have a grudge towards her because she occasionally brings her gifts in return for giving her a good laugh.[5]
he's the type of dude to break his friend's arm and then when his friend gets popular for it he'll yell out "but guys.. i broke his arm in the first place!"
3:27 flexes about not having a single Gepard (I hope you have a beautiful day, Zy0x, not that I got my first Gepard while pulling for Sparkle) and then says that nobody plays Serval. The most not a bro move Zy0x ever did
Man, there will never be a pyro dps better than xiangling, Why? Not because of damage, but because of usefulness, xiangling can be used in 70 different teams, because she is uncontested on her niche and her niche just so happens to be one of the most useful in the game. So yeah, you can outdamage xiangling. But can't compete with her utility. A dps will never be as good for u account as an off fielder like xiangling or fischl. So yeah. This discourse is literally useless.
Does anyone know what shirt he wears? Actually looks super comfy and my style but cant find it on any websites/stores. If he has ever mentioned it or you know please reply 🙏
If you're even remotely caught up to the quote unquote meta side of genshin you in the past 2 years know that there is one thing in the game that's just build different from the rest of the roster . hyperbloom . the legendary elemental reaction that does a morbillion damage per rotation . hyperbloom , a team core that requires no investment no skill no expression no will to live and and no bitches to play optimally . all in all the best , cheapest, most recommendable , most f2p friendly way of cleaning the abyss by far , hyperbloom . great because today i would like to tear down this ridiculous pedestal that has held hyperbloom up for so long and hopefully take a step in steering the community out of this deranged pot hole that sucked all of us in balls deep for the past year and a half . if you think i have a point with what im about to say please leave a like and subscribe . if you think i should be crucified for my blasphemy, based. ab let's get this over with...
He has enough time to make a ms paint presentation but not enough time to make a diluc guide
presentation om
I read this in mumei's voice lol
AINTNOWAY
"I'm not balding" hes like a broken record at this point (broken apart like his hair)
He is in the denial phase
om
„Father!! I’m almost there XD“
this u?
@@ichmagbaeume5318 XD
The branoffline tweet is golden lmao. ABOBA
Bro yaps about anything but the diluc guide
40m diluc guide recording... yapmaster strikes again
Diluc guide came and so did we
19:01 "ok, it's ok, i don't need to talk right now" is so unintentionally hilarious lmao i need to start saying this to myself when people piss me off
9:18
He did not just lock a 4* HP% CIRCLET; he's lost there's no saving this man.
real, massive copium
10:23 those glasses are as straight as Nick himself
Mao Xiangling (Chinese: 卯香菱Mǎo Xiānglíng) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact. She is the Head Chef at the Wanmin Restaurant and runs it Xiangling loves cooking, having learned the art from her father. She does not have a discerning eye towards a specific type of cuisine, seeing that food is a way to expand and experiment. She will use anything for her recipes, even unconventional ingredients that would gross out others. Some of the bizarre ingredients that Xiangling uses are slimes and lizards.[2] Even if some of the dishes are not to her liking, Xiangling will not give up and simply press on to modify or start over from scratch.
Her unconventional cooking is what led her to acclaim in both Mondstadt and Liyue. Unlike most cooks, Xiangling is not concerned about mora, stating that food is to nourish and that the smiles on her customers' faces is more than enough for her. She dislikes having to limit herself to a specific style of cooking, seeing it as bland and unsurprising. Likewise, she prefers hands-on cooking, believing that automated cooking is inauthentic.[3]
Outside of cooking, Xiangling is easy to scare and is often pranked by Hu Tao.[4] Despite disliking her pranks, Xiangling does not have a grudge towards her because she occasionally brings her gifts in return for giving her a good laugh.[5]
Bro is actually Greg Heffley fr
pela on life support 💀
The first minute looks like that family guy video with subway surfer. Except its hsr and ms paint.
he's the type of dude to break his friend's arm and then when his friend gets popular for it he'll yell out "but guys.. i broke his arm in the first place!"
Ah, yes. The illusion of extra Zy0x content....
Aware im addicted to zyox being weird
9:34 ressurection by erection is a banger and i dont care what anyone says to convince me otherwise
3:27 flexes about not having a single Gepard (I hope you have a beautiful day, Zy0x, not that I got my first Gepard while pulling for Sparkle) and then says that nobody plays Serval. The most not a bro move Zy0x ever did
Seriously, at the first I was "oh, i know the feeling, I still don't have Welt" and then he said that about Serval :(
Serval is queen i could be the guitar she smashed during concert
Crazy things happening in the serval fandom rn. Almost half of them perished from zy0x's remark (4 of them perished)
@@ba_sic lmaooo
@@copiumhsrgi I have all the permanent characters except Himeko, wanna guess who I wanted to get?
Thank you for uploading I was having Zy0x withdrawal
same
16:26 HUH EDM
LMAO i also went "ROSARIA!!" when i saw her for the cat event XD
she needs more screentime
Luigi's Mansion Dubstep
another day another banger from daily dose of zeeox
2:27 LMAOOOO
my eyes are no longer sore after I started using black mode
What a silly little kid
“OKAY, WE’RE STRAIGHT!”
“Okay, not really”
It’s okay Nick, I had this same revelation in 7th grade!
Paying my respects to the outro song, it was a banger 🫡
4:03 bro I literally spat my food out
I haven't had enough time to watch his stream nowadays, so I'm really grateful for this -20 minutes
also thanks for the PSA, let em know
1:31
We all know Arlecchino isn't going to dethrone the Queen of Pyro.
She may have a wing like an angel but is she best friends with the God of the Stove?
16:28 LMFAO
9:37 MR SOCKS LISTENS TO POWERWOLF??? BASED AS HELL???
"zy0x gyat 😍"
Man, there will never be a pyro dps better than xiangling, Why? Not because of damage, but because of usefulness, xiangling can be used in 70 different teams, because she is uncontested on her niche and her niche just so happens to be one of the most useful in the game. So yeah, you can outdamage xiangling. But can't compete with her utility. A dps will never be as good for u account as an off fielder like xiangling or fischl. So yeah. This discourse is literally useless.
I love the fridge streams
bruh i was half asleep at 2:10 im so sorry 😭
6:59 WHAT MINSTER OF FINANCE ASTA MAIN??
7:23 windy wind
Does anyone know the song he started playing at 5:23
Could anyone tell me if the VOD for the clip at 15:03 is out yet? Does he actually watch the full thing or just that portion of the video? Thank you
NEW OUTRO POG
You are my sunshine clipper
when did he watch the matpat video i hoenstly want to watch his full reaction lol
Everynight, I listen to zyox before sleep. It somehow becomes a reflex that everytime I listen to zyox I start to feel drowsy. Is this normal?
why does he look like the real zy0x got kidnapped by xiangling and guoba and was replaced with someone who looks like zy0x
someone clip that zeeyoxx you are my sunshine
is your outro jerma singing because i swear zy0x is the jerma of genshin
Jerma's hyper Canadian Gen Z counterpart but if he played gacha games
wait is he fr about the hu tao busrt cuz i usually only use it when shes on 3hp
chills
1:40 what is the context of this my name is nicole i need to know
it was a ZZZ beta thing for a giveaway and it was the keyword om
He's right about Hu Tao.
Does anyone know what shirt he wears? Actually looks super comfy and my style but cant find it on any websites/stores. If he has ever mentioned it or you know please reply 🙏
16:35 i'd play this too
ABOBA
Common Kev_ W (who?)
Maybe Kazuha was the King we sucked all along the way
Bannaa
ta
Why evryone cry about diluc?
If you're even remotely caught up to the quote unquote meta side of genshin you in the past 2 years know that there is one thing in the game that's just build different from the rest of the roster . hyperbloom . the legendary elemental reaction that does a morbillion damage per rotation . hyperbloom , a team core that requires no investment no skill no expression no will to live and and no bitches to play optimally . all in all the best , cheapest, most recommendable , most f2p friendly way of cleaning the abyss by far , hyperbloom .
great because today i would like to tear down this ridiculous pedestal that has held hyperbloom up for so long and hopefully take a step in steering the community out of this deranged pot hole that sucked all of us in balls deep for the past year and a half . if you think i have a point with what im about to say please leave a like and subscribe . if you think i should be crucified for my blasphemy, based. ab let's get this over with...
Why the fuck did i make so many typos ABOBA
Bro got fragmented personalities
New peak content from DDOZ just dropped 🗣️