Casteist Comedians & Ricebags

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  • @abdullahsyed-k2o
    @abdullahsyed-k2o 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    One of the best comedy pieces ever. Intelligent, witty, hard hitting. Amazing

    • @lizzieee162
      @lizzieee162 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Absolutely Danny just killed it 😂

    • @TalkTripathi
      @TalkTripathi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fake laughter detected
      This is not a genuine laugh

    • @justabitangrythatsit
      @justabitangrythatsit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TalkTripathipandit detected hawk 2

  • @clashroyalekrypton6295
    @clashroyalekrypton6295 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    2 Rice Bags credited to your Conversion Centre. Mera Yashu Yashu 😂

    • @LourdesHavly
      @LourdesHavly ปีที่แล้ว +67

      + 3 beef bags + some property. Rice is not enough anymore our standards of living have increased. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MunichNagar
      @MunichNagar ปีที่แล้ว +63

      ​@@LourdesHavly 2002?😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @skar1101
      @skar1101 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ​@@LourdesHavly lol... bajrangdal dal worker from odisa says hi. Want some Pure tikka fry cooked inside a car cooker...

    • @skar1101
      @skar1101 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@LourdesHavly rice bag convertes who bend for a bag of rice, cry playing victim card

    • @YouTubeEarth
      @YouTubeEarth ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't Search ❌📵😒 it's Not funny
      " Comedy Central Christian ✝️ "llllllllllllllll

  • @akhileshadangle8537
    @akhileshadangle8537 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    What Neville Shah said was people who get 35 marks, go on to become doctors just because of Reservation. Which is factually wrong. Even after having reserved seats, it's not that easy to become a doctor. On the other hand if you have alot of money, you can easily get a management seat with that and the marks don't matter in that case. Casual casteism is what gives rise to full fledged casteism. Casteism is not about untouchability anymore. It's about subtly discrediting the achievements of a person of specific caste and saying that it's just because of caste that he or she has achieved what he or she has achieved.

  • @HappyHuz
    @HappyHuz ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Bro you made a lot of piss enjoyers very mad😂. I don't know why these people watch comedy shows if they can't handle it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RM-wy1pi
    @RM-wy1pi ปีที่แล้ว +52

    If the above said comedians have cracked jokes on
    Our "government"
    Caste discrimination in IITs
    Beef killings
    Dalit people getting beaten up for entering temples.
    And so many atrocities upon minorities and Dalits.
    Then I will have no problem with their jokes on reservations too.
    Dare to do?

    • @sridhar082
      @sridhar082 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ur asking someone who openly accepted that he has no knowledge abt casteism.

    • @ricorodriguez8141
      @ricorodriguez8141 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why don't you make jokes in reservation. Like we give a damn. It's a chicken and egg story. People should have stopped practicing casteism a long time ago to avoid reservation. It's like white people saying racism doesn't exist anymore.

    • @YouTubeEarth
      @YouTubeEarth ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't Search ❌📵😒 it's Not funny
      " Comedy Central Christian ✝️ "🙂🙂

    • @Tylr-jv9zx
      @Tylr-jv9zx ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Beheading innocent for whatsapp forward bhul gye kya

    • @BTboy21
      @BTboy21 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Killing someone for social media share, killing someone for not converting, killing someone for enjoying festival

  • @billiamsexpyar
    @billiamsexpyar ปีที่แล้ว +341

    If ur religion✝️ needs conversion to help a needy then it's not a religion it's an ideology with certain agenda🍚🍚..

    • @sauron2000000
      @sauron2000000 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And you have no agenda.

    • @aaravrastogi65
      @aaravrastogi65 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sauron2000000 Real id se aa madarsachap

    • @sauron2000000
      @sauron2000000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aaravrastogi65 Jole gelo to paacha

    • @aaravrastogi65
      @aaravrastogi65 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sauron2000000 Hindi mein bol lawde. Warna mai aa kar sikhata hu tujhe or teri maa ko.

    • @sauron2000000
      @sauron2000000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aaravrastogi65 Tui bolechilish asol id. Id dekhe pagol hoye geli khankir pola🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Noname123rr
    @Noname123rr ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Basically he called his mom rice bag category 😂

    • @TheCentinel78
      @TheCentinel78 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Daymmmn truee!

    • @lakshdeeppandey1727
      @lakshdeeppandey1727 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True af 🤣

    • @beastincarnate239
      @beastincarnate239 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then who's mom is gobar bag category?

    • @royalbrown8385
      @royalbrown8385 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True..... probably his mom got fed up of his rice bag dad too and settled for his biryani dad this time.

    • @sauron2000000
      @sauron2000000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rice bag hai to hai

  • @mannuanu
    @mannuanu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Unmatched stand-up brilliance... intelligent....witty...thought provoking....

  • @2008bhoj
    @2008bhoj ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Good to see the snowflakes got triggered and also it amazes me how these snowflakes miss the point made by Daniel...

  • @yogeshmalik9745
    @yogeshmalik9745 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    We need a least 2m people like him saying such things, more they spoke such things more we get United. Cheer on bag of rice . Hallelujah 😂😂

    • @zachem66
      @zachem66 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rice bag better than cow dung🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yogeshmalik9745
      @yogeshmalik9745 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zachem66 Yeah cow dung is better than wet thighs , hallelujah andhe pagal saare 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fazer79
      @fazer79 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Why are you angry? You completely missed his point. He said that the current generation has nothing to do with what the past Christians did. You are just easily influenced by the BJP agenda of divide and rule. Grow up.

    • @MegaMonamy
      @MegaMonamy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Conversions work both ways ... remember that .. Jai Shri ram 🎉

    • @vipinvarughese8525
      @vipinvarughese8525 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MegaMonamy yes dude that's the whole point. You can convert Christians also like how you are doing in Christian majority countries through ISKCON and BAPS but your babas are not put behind jail for freedom of speech unlike Indian Christian missionaries. That's the difference.

  • @cece898
    @cece898 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I consider myself as pastabag, because my family is Roman Catholic🤣

  • @preetgamer1495
    @preetgamer1495 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Damn ! The entire troll army is chasing you in comment section here daniel. But that's fine, atleast ur videos are source to their basic pay (2 rs per tweet u see) in this time of unemployment and inflation. So you shall continue this good work (comedy) to ensure that they don't go to bed hungry :)

    • @rushabhjain8598
      @rushabhjain8598 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      2 ricebags deposited in your account

  • @satvikkumar658
    @satvikkumar658 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    If a joke really offends you , that means you cannot manage truth..
    U just want to watch that part of truth that suits your ideology...
    This is for those who gettin offended by this video...

  • @WorldwideTrainSpotter
    @WorldwideTrainSpotter ปีที่แล้ว +311

    The amount of hatred these rice bags and unfunny comedians have for Hindus is just unimaginable!

    • @deepaks1110
      @deepaks1110 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True..

    • @rishibhatt1968
      @rishibhatt1968 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Very true

    • @rishibhatt1968
      @rishibhatt1968 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jai shree ram🙏❤️‍🔥🚩🔥

    • @abel8728
      @abel8728 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@deepaks1110 and what about the hatred u guys have fr us

    • @ateslaengineer4120
      @ateslaengineer4120 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@abel8728 ok then get out of India easy

  • @TRA
    @TRA ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Stand up kae naam par Propoganda 🤡

  • @teja7984
    @teja7984 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Thank you so much munawar faruqi and this sheep daniel . Thank you so much for making me ex secular and my next vote goes to BJP . i can see hindus future in india . No more slavery to british breeds and mughals breeds .

    • @akshayg1096
      @akshayg1096 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Same for me. Earlier I used to be a big secular and now after seeing JNU gang, stand up clowns and bollywood, I have become harcore Hindutva supporter and BJP voter. Jai Hind.

    • @sarthaktibrewal
      @sarthaktibrewal ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same here dude 🚩❤

    • @mohamedahsan7436
      @mohamedahsan7436 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      nahhh u sanghi from the beginning, u cap!

    • @kaushalsangwan_18
      @kaushalsangwan_18 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ​@@mohamedahsan7436 Mulla ☕😂😂

    • @sarthak1508
      @sarthak1508 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kya milta hai bhai aise jhoot bolkar?

  • @mr.greengold8236
    @mr.greengold8236 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Both the religion are bad in this regard.
    One religion denied basic needs to its own people.
    Another religion gave basic needs on the condition that they convert, not out of pure kindness.

    • @mr.greengold8236
      @mr.greengold8236 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rahul I said in this regard

    • @IceKnight0809
      @IceKnight0809 ปีที่แล้ว

      True bro

    • @yahudi7253
      @yahudi7253 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like people like you. If more liberals were like you there would be no need of bjp. Atheists like me would not vote for bjp but for now till then a sane voice comes and speaks against islam I am with bjp

    • @sorenutpal6091
      @sorenutpal6091 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hinduism is casteist and only came in 800ad and Brahman religion followers are Buddhist genocider. #RealGharwapsiToBuddhism

    • @mr.greengold8236
      @mr.greengold8236 ปีที่แล้ว

      @sorenuptal6091 lol how much factually incorrect can you be??
      OK According to you what was there before Buddhism?? Lolol
      Vedas are more old 1500 BC. Brahmins are mentioned by Lord Buddha. Regarding genocide it seems very rare and not in huge numbers. A good amount got defeated in debates and religious movements and got converted.
      Go study something before you spread uneducated lies on social media.

  • @johnstaciocardozo7117
    @johnstaciocardozo7117 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Boss when you asked the last question I literally danced in my room I asked this question in different ways to people and you came up with my favorite.

  • @sandeepmaurya1694
    @sandeepmaurya1694 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    He is begging for controversy here. He wants everyone to talk about him and this clip. Is there any easier way to make it big? No one even knew this guy's name. I still don't.

    • @abel8728
      @abel8728 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hmm still he has a lot followers...

    • @tronzone1208
      @tronzone1208 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abel8728 even some dog accounts have lots of followers

    • @glamourgurl143
      @glamourgurl143 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You don't know him and still you are here watching his video and commenting trash. Thanks for engaging and increasing the views. Truth is bitter right?

    • @priyesh12tiwary51
      @priyesh12tiwary51 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@tronzone1208 true some dogs even become PM

    • @vargheseb8602
      @vargheseb8602 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@priyesh12tiwary51That was a good one. Remember that dog is NON BIOLOGICAL!!!

  • @shlokranjan5944
    @shlokranjan5944 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    RIP in advance 🥀🥀🥀

    • @walterwhiteeee
      @walterwhiteeee ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro, We don't kill them

    • @allahlesboslu2_9
      @allahlesboslu2_9 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@walterwhiteeee but we should teach these catholic b 0 ts a Yasoo Yasoo cross style lesson

    • @walterwhiteeee
      @walterwhiteeee ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@allahlesboslu2_9 Bro, Should we pin 📍him too??

    • @Iprince1991
      @Iprince1991 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Char chawanni ghode pe daniel mere....... Ab khali sthan bharo

    • @Successminds3336
      @Successminds3336 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Iprince1991 char chawani ghode pe daniel mere laude pe
      Sir kya mujhe full marks milega 😎

  • @Ciel_Bleu4
    @Ciel_Bleu4 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Laughing even harder at the butthurt zealots in the comments. Great jokes as usual, Daniel. I love your wit and satire. I cant wait to see you live. (You're performing in my city i heard)

  • @fazer79
    @fazer79 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Your work is truly amazing 🙌 Had a good time watching all your content. You are awesome.

  • @childhoodindoctrination9661
    @childhoodindoctrination9661 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Brilliant work dan. 🔥
    People in the comment section still don't understand why calling someone a ricebag is not okay.

    • @nikal..
      @nikal.. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you people can call anybody that's totally fine but if they start doing that omg that's ....... It's bullshit you too are that hypocrite

    • @nikal..
      @nikal.. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ever heard of crusades witch hunts and slavery done by Christianity nah I don't expect that from you low life creatures .
      Brilliant d*ck

    • @german_shepherd...908
      @german_shepherd...908 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @sb7109
      @sb7109 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So, ricebag convert will be ok

    • @sorenutpal6091
      @sorenutpal6091 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hinduism is casteist and only came in 800ad and Brahman religion followers are Buddhist genocider. #PrasadbhogHinduConvert #RealGharwapsiToBuddhism

  • @m____s
    @m____s ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The only reason you can get away with these jokes is because no matter whatever you say, you won't get viral. One of the perks of being underrated.

  • @abhay_cs
    @abhay_cs ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Aren't you a Goan Christian? You're not aware of the Goan inquisition?

    • @potatorevolution8849
      @potatorevolution8849 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Church will get offended and then he too will have to say sorry to church like AIB if you remember.

    • @potatorevolution8849
      @potatorevolution8849 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keep saying that. It'll make you feel good. #AllisWell

    • @awd6224
      @awd6224 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes. Aware of Breast tax too

    • @potatorevolution8849
      @potatorevolution8849 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aware of farmers tax too for Christian monarchs of EU

    • @Godslayer999
      @Godslayer999 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@awd6224 go read the history behind breast tax before commenting ricebag

  • @arpanmandal7244
    @arpanmandal7244 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    🍚 bag term given by British writer when he described Chinese Christian.

  • @bbhaskar00001
    @bbhaskar00001 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Another intelligent and Hilarious show ...
    Context: just started following you recently during Election and catching up with your previous works..

  • @vin06m5294
    @vin06m5294 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    You and people like u are the reason I don't call myself secular anymore.

    • @incredulous-
      @incredulous- ปีที่แล้ว

      Sooo true
      Same here

    • @aarmay_1.354
      @aarmay_1.354 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ☪️hu✝️iya

    • @AkshayKumar-bk4bq
      @AkshayKumar-bk4bq ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tb tho tum hindu bhi acche nhi bn paaogay bhai.... Isne jo bola wo sun k bura laga.... Pr na jane India mei ye log roz aise taane sun rhe hai koi insaan kab tk bardas krega

    • @vvlogs3208
      @vvlogs3208 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aarmay_1.354 most under rated comment bro 🤣🤣🤣

    • @vvlogs3208
      @vvlogs3208 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AkshayKumar-bk4bq oyy kon taane deta hai bata jara ek toh dusre country mai ho jaha se yeh loi accept kiye gaaye hai aur ussi country ke logo aur culture ko blame karte hai aur tere jaise chutiye yeh log ko sahi bolte hai bkl sudhar ja verna Tu bhi convert ho ja koi hindu kisi ke culture pe comedy nhi karta hai

  • @vivekmurmu03
    @vivekmurmu03 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    people crying in comment section is the actual comedy, lol

  • @shubhamthakur7070
    @shubhamthakur7070 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He doesn't need jokes to make people happy .he only needs his family photo 😂😂😂and that fine 😂😂😂

    • @zachem66
      @zachem66 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then imagine how people feel when they see your family photo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @messieeveara7206
      @messieeveara7206 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      rss sanghis believe that Hindus were paupers who couldn't afford a bag of rice i guess . And that they really believe that it made many of hindu men and women leave hinduism and trade their religious belief for a bag of rice from the missionaries.

    • @fazer79
      @fazer79 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hey, no need to insult someone's family here. You don't like his work, just don't watch it. What he is saying is a fact, and you know that very well.

  • @toxicgaming9247
    @toxicgaming9247 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These people who said our prime minister is chai wala only get on the line to take free reason from government

    • @sauron2000000
      @sauron2000000 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reason is not available in saffron.

    • @DrRohanSingh
      @DrRohanSingh ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sauron2000000 har ye chutiye hai

  • @TRA
    @TRA ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Sc/st quota for stand up comedian 😂

    • @AbhishekKr1902
      @AbhishekKr1902 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      bhai yeh toh ussey bhi gaya gujra hai😂

    • @ateslaengineer4120
      @ateslaengineer4120 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tatti he ye 🙏

    • @jokepore1532
      @jokepore1532 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Nitesh Tate naam tera bilkul si hai tatte

    • @childhoodindoctrination9661
      @childhoodindoctrination9661 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@AbhishekKr1902 th-cam.com/video/gyRlUvqGExc/w-d-xo.html

    • @biswajitbehera6689
      @biswajitbehera6689 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nitesh WoLf first start from your father to sell all properties then distributed to your slum dog neighbours.

  • @Akpandey69
    @Akpandey69 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:09 thank you for speaking facts

  • @alpha-engineer
    @alpha-engineer ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The most unfunny, needlessly provocative piece of shock comedy I have seen in a long time. Is this your desperate act to become controversial and famous Daniel?
    Full disclosure: I had no idea missionaries paid with rice bags to buy women. Puts a lot of things into perspective now.

    • @sauron2000000
      @sauron2000000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Hindu ancestors ate rice

    • @incredulous-
      @incredulous- ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You gave him a very perfect phrase my friend
      Most Needlessly provocative and unfunny
      Couldnt have said better👏👏
      And i dont think he is doing it for fame
      I think he is just frustrated and
      Looking for similar people who can laugh at his jokes

    • @sorenutpal6091
      @sorenutpal6091 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hinduism is casteist and only came in 800ad and Brahman religion followers are Buddhist genocider. #RealGharwapsiToBuddhism

  • @merican05
    @merican05 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    wow, brilliant , so smart , thought provoking , following you now.

  • @atharvkalra5050
    @atharvkalra5050 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    spoken like a true female comdian

    • @Inzyyyy
      @Inzyyyy ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like you're mum 🤣

    • @atharvkalra5050
      @atharvkalra5050 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Inzyyyy mummy pe jaa rha hai kg mein hei kya

    • @RanaSri3339
      @RanaSri3339 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@atharvkalra5050haa bahi 2 ye 3 kg(rice) me hi bheek jaata hai wo

    • @stormraider6834
      @stormraider6834 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't insult female 😂

    • @atharvkalra5050
      @atharvkalra5050 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stormraider6834 sorrry lol

  • @rahulgarg2434
    @rahulgarg2434 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    1 kg chawal ke liye religion change krvane wale , gyaan de rhe hai😂😂

    • @abel8728
      @abel8728 ปีที่แล้ว

      oof just imagine so pathetic that religion must have been to convert for 1 kg rice ...omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @Shubhankar_mhkd
      @Shubhankar_mhkd ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Why people are leaving your 5000 year old religion for 1 kg rice

    • @RanaSri3339
      @RanaSri3339 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@abel8728o imagine how pathetic a person would be that he changing it's religion and culture root for 1kg rice
      Jo saala 1kg rice me apna dharam bhej sakta wo to 2kg rice bag ke liye apni gaand Tak de dega kyu?

    • @frost6471
      @frost6471 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Shubhankar_mhkd trigger kyu hota hai converted randwe, abhi to aur Jalil hona hai tum rice bags ko😆😆

    • @shivamshahil630
      @shivamshahil630 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shubhankar_mhkd because they graduated from liberal leftist education system 🤣😂😂
      Simply say to puppet of western countries

  • @nitinkumarbanwari9350
    @nitinkumarbanwari9350 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The last line was so good...😂

  • @piyushbhardwaj2775
    @piyushbhardwaj2775 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I was laughing for 2 days continuously before i watched this video.

    • @fazer79
      @fazer79 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You need a psychiatric treatment in that case 😂😂😂

    • @justabitangrythatsit
      @justabitangrythatsit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bhadwaj ❤

  • @ayushsrivastava975
    @ayushsrivastava975 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Rip in advance bro 🥀🥀

  • @shreyan80085
    @shreyan80085 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    try to laugh (impossible edition)

  • @marcspector7722
    @marcspector7722 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    That RICEBAG explanation was amazing

    • @aies.5074
      @aies.5074 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your mother too converted

    • @skar1101
      @skar1101 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Converted need to give a explanation just like jihadis in isis give... but the amazing part, humiliating hindu and attacks does not come as free any more.. it costs sometime.. bajrangdal some time give that

    • @YouTubeEarth
      @YouTubeEarth ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't Search ❌📵😒 it's Not funny
      " Comedy Central Christian ✝️ "
      Illlllllllllll lllllllll llllll llll lllllllll 🙂

    • @jatinsharma2787
      @jatinsharma2787 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Agreed. Bhakts are so triggered rn😂😂

    • @purvysage9283
      @purvysage9283 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why, you also got a ricebag for conversion?

  • @AndroidCovenant
    @AndroidCovenant ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Daniel Fernandes seems to be unfamiliar with the Roman Catholic Brahmin Caste

    • @facthippo
      @facthippo ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Those Goan Christians who have migrated outside Goa like me do not follow the caste system. We just have sects like Catholics, Protestants, Methodist, etc.

    • @AndroidCovenant
      @AndroidCovenant ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@facthippo Those Goan Christians you speak of are all upper caste. If they were lower caste, society would 100% make them aware of it.

    • @LourdesHavly
      @LourdesHavly ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am Goan Catholic and I have never met anyone who claimed to be a Catholic brahmin, I believe most of them have migrated abroad. Nobody gets separate treatment in the church though.

    • @ajatshatru33BCE
      @ajatshatru33BCE ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He isn't aware of Syrian Christian purity ritual and worse, Europe feudalism which has similar provision like Caste 😂😂😂😂

    • @mukundha7621
      @mukundha7621 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@LourdesHavly lol you gotta tlak about Chatolic and the unimaginable pedophilia priests hidden

  • @Swati_1112
    @Swati_1112 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Love your work Daniel .❤️
    If people don't understand what "humour" is than maybe it's their problem.

    • @rohitpremiumyt114
      @rohitpremiumyt114 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂 he will shine in jail soon 😂😂

    • @SunilKumar-gg1fr
      @SunilKumar-gg1fr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@rohitpremiumyt114 😂😂😂😂 correct

    • @AmanSingh-xv1nx
      @AmanSingh-xv1nx ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​​@@Swati_1112 People are making fun of india and specially hindus, and you are calling it humour. These are sensitive thing and shouldn't be made fun of.

    • @AmanSingh-xv1nx
      @AmanSingh-xv1nx ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Swati_1112 You might be a pandit , and know everything as you have mentioned. But the point is not that what are you saying that how much i know about sanatana dharma. I am simply saying that india is secular country and making fun of any religion might hurt sentiment of some community so stop making fun of religion in the shadow of humour. I know your brain is in your toes (not knees of course). Women ☕.

    • @zachem66
      @zachem66 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rohitpremiumyt114 keep dreaming

  • @MuzammilKhan-iv3nr
    @MuzammilKhan-iv3nr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This video was hilarious. And i think any normal educated practicing hindu will not mind it as this was a reply to the communal side of troll army.

    • @KumarHarshRaj
      @KumarHarshRaj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oo yeah obviously any educated Hindu will be happy to see how someone degrading his religion anyone who says against it will be communal.
      But what a educated muslim will do let me think the answer is break the country to make Pakistan.

  • @Successminds3336
    @Successminds3336 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Was i supposed to laugh?

  • @harshsinha1088
    @harshsinha1088 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Reverse Exorcism
    This time the devil asked the priest to RELEASE THE CHILD 😂

  • @FINDMYDEVICERAVIDAS
    @FINDMYDEVICERAVIDAS 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    8:57 nailed it totally 😂 who the guk is saying you a castist you aren't a castist 😂

  • @assasination1100
    @assasination1100 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's really pathetic seeing this comment section. Also, Daniel only the woke ppl are actually gonna be by your side or the side of oppressed classes, not the overwhelming number of fascists spewing their bile in this comment section. And the only reason you don't see follow-ups after someone is made to apologize is because the system is designed to avoid accountability from the powerful not bcz noone tries...

  • @noobdaadam6627
    @noobdaadam6627 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Rice bag bolni laggi.... mera yashu yashu 🕺🕺🕺🕺

  • @ajatshatru33BCE
    @ajatshatru33BCE ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Is he aware of Pasmanda muslims or separate burial for Christian dalits 😂😂😂

    • @YouTubeEarth
      @YouTubeEarth ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't Search ❌📵😒 it's Not funny
      " Comedy Central Christian ✝️ "🙂ll

    • @Shemo-3700
      @Shemo-3700 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Atleast they hadn't punished by pouring molten metels in ear for reading Veda

    • @Devanshu22by7
      @Devanshu22by7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Shemo-3700first understand the difference between Shudras and Dalits..😂😂U ANDHBHAKT.

    • @sorenutpal6091
      @sorenutpal6091 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hinduism is casteist and only came in 800ad and Brahman religion followers are Buddhist genocider. #RealGharwapsiToBuddhism

    • @ravikirannyathani8460
      @ravikirannyathani8460 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even after conversion they are following casteism, that's the impact of Hinduism on humans.

  • @aishamuskan7527
    @aishamuskan7527 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Intellectual comedy at its peak 😂

  • @kaavya018
    @kaavya018 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Nobody should be allowed punch down. Simple. Whether it is today or 4 years later or 4 years ago.
    One can be catholic and casteist both. (4:45) And you are both :)

  • @dustudent1637
    @dustudent1637 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have some ricebags too...he can revert back for it.🌚

  • @MrNawaz-ot4ck
    @MrNawaz-ot4ck 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The last part 8:45 was spot on. I am Muslim and I have been called a 'convert' both online and offline but it doesn't bother me at all considering how you explained it so well in the last part 😂😂

  • @randalthor69
    @randalthor69 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    both parents change for ricebags right? not the mom alone LOL

  • @NTIS-DHARMIK
    @NTIS-DHARMIK ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mother Teresa under the guise of helping converted people into Christianity and it's easier converting Dalits to other religions but have u wondered why would hindus convert to a religion which considered polytheistic and idol worship as a sin.
    They would have rather converted to Buddhism because of the movement started by ambedkar.
    I know you said it as a joke but you're biased towards ur religion as a practicing christian.
    They were clearly reports of forceful conversion and christianity is an expansionist religion but right wingers unfairly call christians ricebag

  • @joshuamemes4631
    @joshuamemes4631 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Bro south Africa and America got it's inspiration from us😂😂, we the og's of oppression 😂😂

  • @pranay9168
    @pranay9168 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Aa gaya ek aur Jesus ki santaan😆😆

    • @abel8728
      @abel8728 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And wb u?

    • @harshshrivastava4639
      @harshshrivastava4639 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@abel8728 man look at this guy he just criticise India and even he makes fun of people's death in India that too who died from pandemic , man joking about death and criticing India is not correct , this creates hatred among religion as he is a catholic while honestly Bible and Geeta says the same thing , infact there was a catholic woman who refused to take Geeta , but next she came back saying tha Jesus came in her dream saying that Geeta is just more elaborated way of what I have said in Bible , both are same so she took Geeta , infact if you read Geeta and Bible you will find that both directs in same way , just words and stories are different but the destination is same , and this guy is almost abusing India and Indian people that too in front of Indian people I guess may be the audience might not be Indian but if it is than they should have obejected him how can someone laugh one someones pain and that too make fun of the religion and then they say sanatanis spread hatred

    • @sorenutpal6091
      @sorenutpal6091 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hinduism is casteist and only came in 800ad and Brahman religion followers are Buddhist genocider. #PrasadbhogHinduConvert #RealGharwapsiToBuddhism

    • @AbarSuru-ww3bq
      @AbarSuru-ww3bq 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He makes fun of Jesus too and he made fun of his own religion but you didn't get it. Get down your high horse.

    • @AbarSuru-ww3bq
      @AbarSuru-ww3bq 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@harshshrivastava4639Not just Hindus, every religious fanatic spreads hatred. Sab ek hi gande nali ke kire hain, nam alag alag. Bas bimar parte hain toh science yad aah jati hai.

  • @shirin8402
    @shirin8402 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That's. absolute. Marvellous!

  • @akshayshetty838
    @akshayshetty838 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This guy has so much hatred towards Hinduism

    • @ricorodriguez8141
      @ricorodriguez8141 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes ! How dare he. Be proud of your tanatan drum and your caste Shetty 😂😂.

    • @arpanmandal7244
      @arpanmandal7244 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@ricorodriguez8141 fella you follow zombie cult.

    • @arpanmandal7244
      @arpanmandal7244 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​@@ricorodriguez8141 desert cult burned people

    • @potatorevolution8849
      @potatorevolution8849 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arpanmandal7244 why bother replying to deracinated slaves of colonial masters?

    • @akshayshetty838
      @akshayshetty838 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ricorodriguez8141 yeah I am proud of my religion. But you ba*tard don’t insult my religion I have not said a single word on your religion.

  • @bagulpallavi09
    @bagulpallavi09 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Bwahahh bro chose to wake up and speak facts ❤

  • @awhig2474
    @awhig2474 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have watched so many Stand Up.... But the Laughter seemed added...
    Hahahahahaha starts abruptly and ends abruptly
    😝

  • @ruhishaikh5371
    @ruhishaikh5371 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Apparently the one that's in danger 🤣🤣🤣

  • @varunjha6004
    @varunjha6004 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    10 rice bags for you to leave India

    • @LourdesHavly
      @LourdesHavly ปีที่แล้ว +14

      + 5 beef bags & part of your property. Rice bags are not enough anymore, our standards of living have increased.

    • @mukundha7621
      @mukundha7621 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@LourdesHavly oh oh you think saying beef offends us lol

    • @abel8728
      @abel8728 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mukundha7621 w8 it doesnt then y do sanghis cry for beef every damn day lol??

    • @varunjha6004
      @varunjha6004 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LourdesHavly i am not against eating just beef but every animal and don't have any property sorry bro you have to leave without it

    • @sunilpal1842
      @sunilpal1842 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@LourdesHavly😂😂ooh yaa its too high, from where you jump and die easily.

  • @Vishal-Ravishankar
    @Vishal-Ravishankar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I hope the Sanghis discover this but I'm afraid understanding irony is not their strongest suit :)

    • @KumarHarshRaj
      @KumarHarshRaj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Said by someone who follows a religion from where people escape for a bag of rise.

  • @rohanmirza8612
    @rohanmirza8612 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    People from the religion which is in danger right now are drinking something to digest the joke . And we know what are they drinking 😂

    • @xboobgenius
      @xboobgenius 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      mutra 🫣

    • @KumarHarshRaj
      @KumarHarshRaj 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Still better then breaking a country and still staying in the same country.

  • @RohitMohanty01
    @RohitMohanty01 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Thousands are now performing Ghar Wapsi ‘ Soon We gonna pin you like Jesus lmao

    • @battlerushiromiya651
      @battlerushiromiya651 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have to otherwise they will have their homes stolen and forced to leave like in Chhatisgarg

  • @italianstallion6958
    @italianstallion6958 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So good with his sarcasm that it feels good to listen to...

  • @bushraalam9577
    @bushraalam9577 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Way to go! Please ignore the trolls!

    • @MYSELFAKASHKUMAR
      @MYSELFAKASHKUMAR ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Apke naaam se hi apki mansikta samjh aaa jati h😂😂😂 odd one out

    • @gautamdevdas9841
      @gautamdevdas9841 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@MYSELFAKASHKUMAR wfhfsihnkorszkodsacjkdsjkcsei

  • @candice7199
    @candice7199 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You legend😂❤️

  • @MedhamshMaringanti
    @MedhamshMaringanti ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ask the same question to Mary who apparently delivered being a virgin!!!

    • @AashishAugustineGill
      @AashishAugustineGill ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then tell me in MAHABHARAT how did KUNTI got pregnant without marriage .and KARNA was an unwanted child.

    • @AashishAugustineGill
      @AashishAugustineGill ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And yeah one thing more how did SATYAWATI mother of RISHI VED VYAS got pregnant without marriage.for your kind information VED VYAS was the man who composed MAHABHARATA.

    • @AashishAugustineGill
      @AashishAugustineGill ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correct me if I'm wrong

    • @MCh1107
      @MCh1107 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Explain Narendra Modi's unnatural divine birth.

  • @jayvantias4512
    @jayvantias4512 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Very smart...truth wrapped in comedy

  • @PoojaSingh-lx8im
    @PoojaSingh-lx8im ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Your comedy is not meant for everybody! Only people with some brains and heart!

    • @ajatshatru33BCE
      @ajatshatru33BCE ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And those who don't know history

    • @ricorodriguez8141
      @ricorodriguez8141 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@ajatshatru33BCE Yes history of castesim.

    • @arpanmandal7244
      @arpanmandal7244 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ricorodriguez8141 have you ever read how dait Christian treated in tamilnadu Kerala or Portuguese acquisition of Goa.

    • @BTboy21
      @BTboy21 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@ricorodriguez8141 history of forcefully conversion

    • @ricorodriguez8141
      @ricorodriguez8141 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BTboy21 i am Hindu you 🤡.

  • @msquarem2
    @msquarem2 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hypothetically 😂

  • @HRC294
    @HRC294 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Okay Ricebag!

    • @abel8728
      @abel8728 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      proud to be a ricebag

    • @franciir
      @franciir ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@abel8728 amen! I also LOVE rice, and education and being treated nicely!

    • @cece898
      @cece898 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can give you 10 ricebags and ill pray to jesus to get you laid.

    • @HRC294
      @HRC294 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@cece898 Jai Shri Ram. Do the same for the shock therapy pastors too while you pray for my loins. I will pray for your moksha to Shiva so that you get reborn as a human being again. Take care.

    • @HRC294
      @HRC294 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Secular doge What has that got to do with 21st century? If that is the case why are religious conversions in name of ricebag/hell&heaven/Allah/God necessary? Food for thought!
      Also, Shiva couldn't recognise because Ganesh was born when he was not at home. There was a misunderstanding. But it is futile to discuss a point with people who are busy defending prophets who are pedos, prostitute lovers and slavery enablers!
      I don't give 2 sh*ts what you think or believe till the point you disrespect me or my culture/religion. Indians have been tolerating the intolerant for too long. No more. Here on, we demand mutual respect.
      As Dumbeldore said 'Help will be given to those who deserve it in Hogwarts' in Chapter 7 of Harry Potter, we say 'Respect will only be given to those who deserve it in India'!

  • @rakeshprasad7272
    @rakeshprasad7272 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reported... Take it now... Go and ask your mom now... you will not again come out with so much guts to spill such misinformation/agenda again...

  • @IM_Nothing00
    @IM_Nothing00 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love u Daniel.
    I m Inviting you in Goa. Pls take a visit
    Here I have special Pork curry With free Rice katori🙏🏻. Must come Daniel.❤🌅

    • @Shemo-3700
      @Shemo-3700 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He likes Beef more

    • @IM_Nothing00
      @IM_Nothing00 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shemo-3700 but pork is main food of us kokani people. Btw 😅 what's happened to u mulle

    • @Shemo-3700
      @Shemo-3700 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IM_Nothing00 Konkani Muslims are more than Konkani Christians so GauMeat😘😋🍖

  • @Commutinyyyy
    @Commutinyyyy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Best piece on casteism. ❤ After this, i had to subscribe.

  • @rishibhatt1968
    @rishibhatt1968 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    👎👎👎👎👎rice bag Christian convert. Anti national. PANCH-MAKKAR. Watch Jaipur dialogues

  • @vivekvijaykumar43
    @vivekvijaykumar43 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Mob has got here first😂😂😂😂

  • @shubhamGupta-uh4vx
    @shubhamGupta-uh4vx ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Halleee luliiiiii 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tanuj_ks
    @Tanuj_ks ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How are u feeling now after this much praises u received from true indians..... 😂🌚

  • @progod7024
    @progod7024 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ohh mera yashu yashu mera yashu

  • @grenvilledcosta
    @grenvilledcosta 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brilliant! The biryani was a great offering 😂😂😂

  • @LDR_Crafts
    @LDR_Crafts ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think you voted for rice 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shobiska
    @shobiska 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every troll over here becomes the butt end of his joke.
    Pls don't insult yourself guys

  • @skar1101
    @skar1101 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dont tell story of your father and mother as others... rice bags are truth don't aggcak Hindus for that... are those audiences coward , openly insulted their mom and dad and they are laughing .... were they also rice bags?

    • @abel8728
      @abel8728 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nah they difference is the audience is eduacted , open minded .... guys like u can go to modi,yogi hate speeches

    • @frost6471
      @frost6471 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@abel8728 ye le rice bag 🌾, ab cross le le andar nhi to nail kar dunga

    • @teja7984
      @teja7984 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@abel8728 open minded means , one should laugh if someone insults their parents , one should see his parents being treated bad and others parents are being areated as great ?
      Is that ur so called open minded formula ?

    • @Ishanavi_
      @Ishanavi_ ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@abel8728 if open minded people Are like you and the audience then we are happy close minded 😂

  • @tengsrekagitoksangma4596
    @tengsrekagitoksangma4596 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Initially, I thought ricebags was an invitation for beef birayani party 🤣

    • @sksam46
      @sksam46 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @GodLSAmy17
    @GodLSAmy17 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Daniel revealing the truth about what happens in India 🙌🏻

  • @hindavi_swaraj
    @hindavi_swaraj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not only Europe but middle east had slavery.

  • @Ujjwal7120
    @Ujjwal7120 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Jai shree ram😍😍😍😍

  • @stfu_shivamm
    @stfu_shivamm ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4 more ricebag and he again converted

  • @ratanaxis
    @ratanaxis ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "as a chathoic, I don't understand the caste system" - just look around mate - who is picking up your thrash, who is unclogging the drain when your high class complex has a blockage, who is working in your home to clean your dirty plates. The level of entitlement and privilege, good lord.

    • @amanrautx
      @amanrautx ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only sensible comment in this whole video

    • @sorenutpal6091
      @sorenutpal6091 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hinduism is casteist and only came in 800ad and Brahman religion followers are Buddhist genocider. #PrasadbhogHinduConvert #RealGharwapsiToBuddhism

    • @abelincon8472
      @abelincon8472 ปีที่แล้ว

      Again Catholics are teached to love one another. Hindus are reached by bjp that love is the enemy. If a Muslim does it, it's love jihad. If a dalit does it, it's fake love.

  • @arxyn
    @arxyn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jesus Christ started christianity Jesus was born 2030 years ago and Christianity stared in Europe so apparently how before the Brits and missionaries anyone in India was a Christian ? If some Christian can explain please will any.

  • @shivamsrv8179
    @shivamsrv8179 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mera yassu yassu !!!! ???

  • @barkhauttwani6748
    @barkhauttwani6748 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One should read EK FOOL KI CHAH to actually get the idea how oppressive it actually was.

  • @kabirmahadeva
    @kabirmahadeva ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Issme to comedian nhii
    All fools are clapping 👏👏👏.

  • @gamesong6600
    @gamesong6600 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just for information affirmative action in India started before it started inUSA and S Africa. It might be the first attempt in the world.

  • @vsp818
    @vsp818 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Son of a begging priest

    • @sarthak1508
      @sarthak1508 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Begging priest? You mean Brahman?

    • @kartikay9855
      @kartikay9855 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sarthak1508 no he means father of fuck**** church

    • @hardik7151
      @hardik7151 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarthak1508 Still brahmins have more wealth than these converted ricebags

    • @biswajitbehera6689
      @biswajitbehera6689 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarthak1508 no hala luya group😆😆