Hey dad, how do I make a bed? 🛌 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • @epitaph20
    @epitaph20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    *Him* : "Dad how do I get away with murder?"
    *Dad* : "Come here, I'll show you."

    • @silentdarkness6260
      @silentdarkness6260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      First we got these 50 gallon drums right next to the hydrofluoric acid.

    • @IrishPikeHunter
      @IrishPikeHunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @iamjason1279
      @iamjason1279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@silentdarkness6260 **RING TAPS THE HYDROFLUORIC ACID**

    • @atomicfrog8412
      @atomicfrog8412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iamjason1279 then I am gonna chop the body into tiny little pieces

    • @mcdonaldsmanager6976
      @mcdonaldsmanager6976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@silentdarkness6260 "ring tap"

  • @arturomarquez9080
    @arturomarquez9080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    "Dad how do I wipe my ass"
    "Let me show you"

  • @Nyxeme
    @Nyxeme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Son : "Dad, how do I impregnate my girlfriend?"
    Dad : "Let me show you son.."

  • @blufox7996
    @blufox7996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    He's the dad for men without dad's

    • @samjon6403
      @samjon6403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Indeed. My dad used to travel all time to make living for us. I did not spend enough time with him .

    • @lordfuckface8015
      @lordfuckface8015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@samjon6403 my dad sold drugs

    • @samjon6403
      @samjon6403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lordfuckface8015 you will be a good dad.

    • @johnandrews389
      @johnandrews389 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well said

    • @ryanzbt14078
      @ryanzbt14078 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordfuckface8015 same my dad was a pharmacist too!

  • @fraticelli510
    @fraticelli510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Son: how do you make a bed
    Me: you don’t son.

  • @LePhantom777
    @LePhantom777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This channel went from alcohol (still is) to bring a father to everyone

    • @dablord707
      @dablord707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly a father some people need they’re doing a public service so there’s no more fatherless children 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @prosniper514drm8
      @prosniper514drm8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea this channel is how I learned to tie a tie for my jrotc

  • @GoogleUser-km7jy
    @GoogleUser-km7jy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Son: “dad how do I comb my hair?”
    Dad: “come here, I’ll show you.”
    Dad : “aw f**ck”

    • @MrBassface06
      @MrBassface06 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment lol

  • @doomedwrld8666
    @doomedwrld8666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Him: “Dad, what are we going to record when we’re completely out of good ideas?”
    Dad: “Come on, I’ll show you.”

  • @Gen225
    @Gen225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    ”Dad, how do we stop Putin?“
    ”Come here, i‘ll show you“ ☠️

    • @dannyzak7381
      @dannyzak7381 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This one got me

    • @GoogleUser-km7jy
      @GoogleUser-km7jy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoooo 💀💀

    • @davidace7
      @davidace7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would you stop Putin?

    • @Gen225
      @Gen225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davidace7 well, because everyone is tired of his shit and nobody wants people to die in war!
      But I have the strange feeling, that I‘ve just fed a troll 🙈

    • @davidace7
      @davidace7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gen225 funny how you’re not tired of the us starting that war

  • @andrewr5159
    @andrewr5159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Where's the 45 degree military folds?

  • @littledrummerofDEATH
    @littledrummerofDEATH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope you guys know how important your guys videos are to the boys and guys who were never taught this or didn’t have a male role model to teach them basic stuff like this. You guys really are the man and father figures almost that many guys needed. Maybe not so much on the drinks, not that I find anything wrong with your drink videos. That’s what brought me here in the first place, despite it being hard liquor and alcohol is very wholesome at the same time and the father son dynamic you to have is excellent. And then these other videos I’ve learned so much of my own personal as well. Keep up the good work and never stop

  • @neffdog564
    @neffdog564 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your dad. He’s such a good man. He’s a father many people wish we had. Love your videos.

  • @kendinallen7834
    @kendinallen7834 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You no teaching things like this help teenagers who grew up without a father learn things they never have been taught this helps me a lot and thank you for that

  • @Alecpittman25
    @Alecpittman25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My feet gotta breath. Tucking those sheets in like that is a quick way to a sweaty night.

  • @ICONN100
    @ICONN100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Next it’ll be Dad… How do I take a piss? Let me show you buddy

    • @johndc2998
      @johndc2998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @dac8939
      @dac8939 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rude

    • @ICONN100
      @ICONN100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @B3NZO Let me show you buddy lol

  • @ingamelevi1929
    @ingamelevi1929 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you. My dad never bothered teaching me this stuff. When I moved out, I started using a sleeping bag instead of buying a mattress.
    I'm a little more confident in getting a mattress now

  • @jersavage3776
    @jersavage3776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Can we see a “how to make a peanut butter and jelly?”

  • @carriezourelias3335
    @carriezourelias3335 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just love your Dad💚

  • @kytyt289
    @kytyt289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Top her off” 🤣🤣

  • @elisabettamoretti-mx5hk
    @elisabettamoretti-mx5hk ปีที่แล้ว

    Love a clean organized man!

  • @boobboobington8565
    @boobboobington8565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “That’s one tuck, and one No tuck. Thank you Lupe”
    -George Costanza

  • @jaxoncarlson3984
    @jaxoncarlson3984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good use of Hospital Corners. Looks good!

  • @Whattoexplore
    @Whattoexplore 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man knows everything..when son calls him up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @agentsmith6124
    @agentsmith6124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love your videos. My dad was a piece of shit. No one taught me anything.

  • @elimayne6506
    @elimayne6506 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn he did that on some hotel status 😂👍🏾

  • @blacksalamanderw
    @blacksalamanderw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This channel started with showing me a bunch of cool drinks now it teaches me how to be a upright person.

  • @Alcatraz509
    @Alcatraz509 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    For 21 years I never made my bed unless it was to put fresh sheets on. I now just do it anyways for my mental health. Its not that making the bed makes me happier by itself, but the pride I feel knowing I am taking care of not only myself, but my space. Even if I am incredibly depressed right now its the little things.

  • @jaykay3071
    @jaykay3071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually think this isn’t the proper bed technique, but each I’m sure is different, there is a part I learned where you take the corner of the sheet and kinda fold it into a triangle, then tuck under. Something along those lines. You don’t just shove the sheets and extra blankets underneath.

    • @SweetTea-Stephens
      @SweetTea-Stephens 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what I’m saying. I’m like nope on those corners. I’d make my husband do it again or I’d just rip it up and do it myself. The sides of his bed I promise look like garbage and that’s why it wasn’t shown and then they just throw the comforter over it to hide it.
      It’s a way to do the bed for sure, but not the proper way.

    • @JustGotALife
      @JustGotALife 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SweetTea-Stephens that's toxic

    • @charlesyoung3444
      @charlesyoung3444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JustGotALife bro how? Is that all your 69 brain cells could think of to say?

  • @mr7wi
    @mr7wi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Teaching boys how to be gentlemen. Keep up the great work.

  • @bladesofgrass5
    @bladesofgrass5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact that he knows to do hospital corners on the top sheets makes my heart happy!

  • @chloejasmine1312
    @chloejasmine1312 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you, this really helped me out! I never had a dad to teach me, so I appreciate this ❤

  • @jellyalcitrica7418
    @jellyalcitrica7418 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad he didn't question it and get all mad and actually showed him right away unlike some parents

  • @RyneMurray23
    @RyneMurray23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He could make a video about absolutely anything and it's great 😂👍🏼🔥

  • @junbug1love
    @junbug1love 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the Number for 911...?
    Lmfao🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ikozzzy
    @Ikozzzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “Dad, how do I wipe my ass?”.
    When you run out of “content” and you have to resort to this.

    • @Fw_rose_
      @Fw_rose_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His content is about tips and making drinks I don’t think he’s outa idea’s

    • @agentsmith6124
      @agentsmith6124 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll show you how you wipe your jj

    • @danielrichardson6054
      @danielrichardson6054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I’ve felt that way usually. They’re going quantity over quality at this point.

  • @JoJo-op5xy
    @JoJo-op5xy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t 😂 but I love to see it. Plus he did good

  • @Adultory
    @Adultory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always love topping my bed off in the morning

  • @holdmacat9932
    @holdmacat9932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In europe that's not how you make bed. We don't have matress laying around on top of another, it is deep enough to go all the way down the frame of the bed.
    We also don't have two sheets on the matress, only one and we put blanket at the end on top of everything else.
    And out bed linen is much thicker.

  • @liamdonahue6301
    @liamdonahue6301 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    that “yeah buddy?” was so wholesome

  • @Mario16Ramirez
    @Mario16Ramirez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Son … ya got a quarter?!

  • @andreweaton3708
    @andreweaton3708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wow… it’s almost like this channel is more helpful then high school 😅😀😛

  • @timothylofi
    @timothylofi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Him: dad, how do I go get milk?
    Dad:
    Him: I miss you dad

  • @armoredcar1
    @armoredcar1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never knew it was called a top sheet. The more I know. Thanks Johnny!

  • @nikkirichards4952
    @nikkirichards4952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    let's see that quarter bounce!

    • @HamzaShams_
      @HamzaShams_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he said balance

    • @gator628
      @gator628 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HamzaShams_ what?

    • @HamzaShams_
      @HamzaShams_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gator628 I think he said he can balance a quarter on the bed, because it's so even

  • @RayRay-rk5bd
    @RayRay-rk5bd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hey dad! show me how to do my girlfriend.

  • @saucesquad4220
    @saucesquad4220 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn he tucked that bed tighter than a 2 star hotel.

  • @ALBreezyx68
    @ALBreezyx68 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How to secretly make your dad make your bed 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnandrews389
    @johnandrews389 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is good but my favourite is how to break a box down 💯

  • @Johnsmithshorts
    @Johnsmithshorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    God bless them both 🙏

  • @lilboyshawty2783
    @lilboyshawty2783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dad: “ I’m going to buy milk”
    20 years later : ………

  • @thesupergamermario3701
    @thesupergamermario3701 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is good at everything

  • @8thgatescasinostreamita301
    @8thgatescasinostreamita301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very professional and clean, put all on the floor where at the sime time walk with shoes 😂

    • @jowbloe4700
      @jowbloe4700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That triggered me too. I wouldn't do that and I don't wear shoes in the house either.

  • @deniseatpeace
    @deniseatpeace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    His dad is able to answer all of his questions!

    • @blueband8114
      @blueband8114 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's because they are the most Bland boring questions going.

  • @-Ghostyy-
    @-Ghostyy- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy can literally do anything

  • @USCn00
    @USCn00 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Def not military corners, but it's better than most.

  • @waffz2098
    @waffz2098 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He'd be a perfect Kingsmen candidate

  • @inhalewolf95
    @inhalewolf95 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The hospital tuck 👌

  • @FilonProd
    @FilonProd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Dad, how do I take a dump”

    • @Grizzles56
      @Grizzles56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah haha, dad how do I wipe my ass back to front or front to back. Come on man.

  • @macimassengale6709
    @macimassengale6709 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Am I the only one that uses the decorative pillows instead of the sleeping pillows

  • @lordfuckface8015
    @lordfuckface8015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm watching this and I never make my fking bed😂😭😭

  • @uberfresco
    @uberfresco 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know it may seem silly to see a video about making a bed. But there are lots of kids or younger people out there who don't have figures in their life to show them everyday life tasks like "making a bed" Kudos to you two

  • @generalkoda66
    @generalkoda66 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the kind of parenting I needed! Not “hey you need a job at 16 to help pay our bills”

  • @Vagaberry
    @Vagaberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Papa Johnny giving us all kinds of lessons in and out of the bar

  • @phoeNYkx
    @phoeNYkx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1. Smoke the bed.
    2. Call 911
    3. Claim insurance
    4. Buy a new bed

  • @julietteoscaralphanovember2223
    @julietteoscaralphanovember2223 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I still make hospital corners on my bed from when I was 14 and was taught as a candystriper

  • @matthewzepess5721
    @matthewzepess5721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For a liquor and drinking channel it’s got some great life tips.

  • @LucrativePerson
    @LucrativePerson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m conveniently about to make my bed so this is perfect just gotta finish taking a shit

  • @bambino8235
    @bambino8235 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Decorative pillows? That a bit too much for me haha I just have a single pillow

  • @tracyrain4941
    @tracyrain4941 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hmm, I'd need to undo all of that before getting into bed! I have to be able to hang my feet out the sides or I can't sleep! 🤭😊

  • @aaaavvo
    @aaaavvo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Johnny drinks a perfectly made bed

  • @Bocillkematian666
    @Bocillkematian666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fyi : Every tips and trick available in this channel bruv😂

  • @kevin-wo4rs
    @kevin-wo4rs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s cool but bruh I only use one blanket and don’t add all the other sheets. Except the one that goes on the mattress 😭

    • @marigeorg1322
      @marigeorg1322 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same honestly I don’t know if it’s normal

  • @eddieaparicio1176
    @eddieaparicio1176 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just a suggestion on a video. Have your dad teach people on how to dad.

  • @softbrxkenboy
    @softbrxkenboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have never been taught how to make a bed. Learned about it from cleaning videos when I was 15. Before that I’d just throw everything on in a kinda sensible order.

  • @21touma
    @21touma 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My mum taught me to do hospital corners, she worked in a hotel for 10ish years when she was younger

  • @joseestrada5250
    @joseestrada5250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys should try pillow guy !!!!

  • @anthonybell5666
    @anthonybell5666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    While it looks nice and all, why do all of this work when you'll make a mess again when you need to sleep

    • @masterjaguan
      @masterjaguan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Discipline

    • @Juulicide
      @Juulicide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and the satisfaction of laying in a nice well made bed after a long day of work

    • @KO-zi2xf
      @KO-zi2xf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Judging by your comment you’re a teenager for sure lmao

    • @anthonybell5666
      @anthonybell5666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KO-zi2xf 21 lmao i just don't see the point if it gets messy 18 hours later

    • @charlesyoung3444
      @charlesyoung3444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Juulicide Ima just point out that I feel just as satisfied on a dirty af bed as on a nice made bed

  • @RyneMurray23
    @RyneMurray23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is an expert at life 😂

  • @bandyboi3032
    @bandyboi3032 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My parents used to make me make my bed like this every day until I moved out. I can now proudly(?) say that I haven’t made my bed in nearly 7 years. Or at least not this nice.

  • @2wolvs--inside798
    @2wolvs--inside798 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your dad knows everything

  • @jamesclouse5420
    @jamesclouse5420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's how the Marines do there beds

  • @lusylifeinthailand1979
    @lusylifeinthailand1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do like that when was housekeeping in the hotel, about 10 year ago

  • @LightWeight22
    @LightWeight22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i have a belt problem.. do i hang them or have a belt stand or drawer what to do ?

    • @Skyrim_Shuffle
      @Skyrim_Shuffle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahhhh, this problem is so real.

  • @khartono753
    @khartono753 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this dad-son hang out. That's what i'm gonna do with my son.

  • @AveImperatoris
    @AveImperatoris 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was about to guess he was in the military but i see no 45 degree folds, still a very important skill to have

  • @michaelnielson1303
    @michaelnielson1303 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time my parents tried to sell a house I had to make my bed to military specs. If I make my bed that shit is Perfect

  • @mandu_me
    @mandu_me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Plot twist:
    Son: dad thanks for making my bed
    Son: MOM!!! I’m done with my chores
    Dad: 😑🫤

  • @954nyle
    @954nyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I feel like I’m starting to see this dude as a father figure. He’s a composed , well mannered man with lots of knowledge and has quite a bit of empathy to share

  • @yosh7140
    @yosh7140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish I had a family 🙏💯🥺❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
    Rich kid like tf iz a coin 🤣🤣🤣💔😔

  • @jacobsmith1105
    @jacobsmith1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a schizophrenic who never makes his bed this is helpful

  • @huntermoreno740
    @huntermoreno740 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Angles when you tuck the corner need to be straight. Not slanted, army tips

  • @pembreyfritts.6378
    @pembreyfritts.6378 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I miss my dad.

  • @dac8939
    @dac8939 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a dad

  • @milesprowess9516
    @milesprowess9516 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Do some of these basic things more often mix in the drinks to

  • @unitedstatesmarinecorps7.62
    @unitedstatesmarinecorps7.62 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your dad makes a bed like a marine(recruit) going thru basic training

  • @cyropyro
    @cyropyro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's a slick way to get him to do it for you...

  • @HandsomeGamer6194
    @HandsomeGamer6194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought he was about to do a hospital corner

  • @shino8854
    @shino8854 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dad, how do I comb my hair.
    Son, let me show....ah fuck.

  • @terataksongket
    @terataksongket 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My mom does that too

  • @DeerfieldDiscGolf
    @DeerfieldDiscGolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Dad!