C&C Red Alert 3 - Allied Cutscenes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 มิ.ย. 2013
- All cutscenes of the Allied Missions
© EA
Cast
Jonathan Pryce
J.K. Simmons
Gemma Atkinson
Jenny McCarthy
Tim Curry
Andrew Divoff
Gina Carano
George Takei
Nathalie Antonia
David Hasselhoff - เกม
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Incredible the amount of A-list actors they were able to hire for these cutscenes
Yeah I am amazed to see the High Sparrow (of Game of Thrones fame) there!!!
good actors, but not considered A-list actors, only J K Simmons is considered that. It goes by top percent of salary earners in hollywood right?
@@cheapbruh9778 Jonathan Pryce is the most prestigious
@@ryanandrew8765 not if I have to google who he is.
@@JOHNPHILLIP8619 The fact that you don't know who Jonathan Pryce is doesn't stop him from being the most prestigious
it's like watching war theme porn parody
And yet... Red Alert 2 had flat out softcore porn actresses and was much better about keeping the cheesecake to something reasonable (also not focusing on it and simply letting it exist)
My elder brother played the old school. But I never played the third one.
Rawflesh0615 you should its good
played all three games
why is a porn??
What kind of porn are you watching?
"This is Eva, she just turned 18 yesterday."
"Excellent"
Gemma Atkinson the woman here just had a baby as well!
@@quezcatol That child shall not go hungry!
i think only i said exceellent like apocalypse tanks lol
She was 24
@@Daehawk Could have fooled me
"Hello capitalist dogs", well that is pretty straight-forward.
Aribeth De Tylmarande Hahahhahaha
Aribeth De Tylmarande Hahahhahaha
yup XD
+Leto Atreides at least he had the decency to say hello.
Communists!
Fascists!
Eva and Tanya: "Commander?"
Commander: "Relax girls, I love you both."
Huehuehue I'd choose Eva, especially when she said "I'm so proud of you" after the Tokyo mission :P
Nice
Eva much more than Tanya...
And that's how it RA3 turned into a porn
I love you both!... while talking to only one of them. 🤫
The amount of actors they brought in just to play these cutscenese. I love it :D
Tim Curry, Jonathan Pryce, J. K. Simmons, George Takei... the amount of talent hired for these cutscenes is outraegous! And David Hasselhoff!
There's nothing else anyway. One of the worst games ever
@@zottirgen Changing the mining mechanic is the worst decision followed by giving the allied unequal amount of OP options.
I'm a healthy man ... i love all the girls and the low sleeves.
@@zottirgen thats quite harsh. Im not saying that Red Alert 3 would have been at same level as first two games, but in my honest opinion it wasnt bad game at all, let alone "one of the worst games of all time".
I enjoyed it but but ofc I wouldn't put it anywhere near best RTS games, it was ok/decent/good game but not excellent
"I'd like you to meet... Lt. Eva." Has Sgt stripes on right arm.
Yeah spotted that as well
Maybe different stripes in British army?
Maybe she was recently promoted like minutes ago do to the invasion.
The red army also didn’t have 4 legged walkers
I never expected realism
I expected to send those commies right back to where they came from…
Hell
She may have JUST been promoted
High sparrow Supreme allied commander , lannisters are fucked :D
or not..
came for this LOL
but they have liquid tiberium :)
Cardinal Wolsey as well, so Catherine of Aragon is fucked too.
High Sparrow got fucked by the communists and the fascists in this game too.
Lannisters tiberium bomb no match against the communists and the fascists.
Lets see: David Hasselhoff, Tim Curry and George Takei. I knew this game would either be awesomely bad or horribly awesome.
The game is amazing, as far as fast-paced strategy games go.
tachikoma747 JK Simmons is here too! He plays President Ackerman...
Don't forget Jonathan Pryce as the allied commander.
@@jinngeechia9715 and the Nature boy Ric Flair
@Filipineboi In the Allied Forces Epilogue
The High Sparrow!
01:00 where is your daughter mister swan?
+Bob Snow Cave Johnson!
+Bob Snow Ahhh, Snow. A bastard, I see...
+fritzcat1997 COMBUSTIBLE LEMONZ!!!
+Bob Snow
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Liberty, freedom, pursuit of happiness apple pie, did I say freedom? Well it's worth saying again
The leaders of all the other allied nations already agree
You can literally see Bingham blink when Ackerman mentions the apple pie. THAT made me laugh.
@@PovidisII only retarded activists who have never written a resume would disagree. Just send them with their beloved dictators and in two seconds they would be running to the embassy 😅
@@christianali5431 cherdenko and romanov are cartoonish and comedic. Stalin was wicked to the bone.
LOL at the Red alert games turning into James Bond at the end.
Cave Johnson as president? Yes, please!
Those commies can take their damn lemons back!
Their combustible lemons you mean XD
No, I think that's Nas.
"I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN"
"You know those Black Mesa can't be trusted"
These guys are clearly loving every minute of this, and their chewing up the scenery every chance they get.
i just realized that red alert might as well be a porno without the strategy parts of the game
Tanya and lieutenant Eva are porn stars and glamour models respectively in real life.
You can really tell as well by the bad acting of the woman who plays Eva.
strategy part? what strategy part?
I see nothing of strategy this is just mini game
@@matthewpower1324 names?
@@matthewpower1324 wait wait eva is a porn actress??
They actually assembled a squadron of well-known celebrities for this video game, AMAZING!
+Frank Meng too bad red alert 2 was better
Imagine writing the most meme script ever and getting Jonathan Price, George Takei, Tim Curry, JK Simmons etc to play them!
Jonathan Pryce, P.K. Simmons, Tim Curry, George Takei, David Hassellhoff....
Intel officer in mini skirt...
This is the recipe for box office!!
Jason Zulkarnain her name is Gemma Atkinson she's been pretty well known over here for years & still looks incredible
JK Simmons*
I never seen a game with cutscenes played by real actors.This game has some good originality.
One of the few times it is not tact on.
It's not just cutscenes that used actual actors back then. I remember movies with real actors. Those were the days.
NFS Undercover also had these types of cutscenes, albeit not with such high actors.
Soviet Strike probably started it all back in 1996.
NFS 2015
So Carver's plan did work.
first rule of mass media: give the people what they want
@@MegaMerlin5 exactly
@@davihenriquealves4282 Is that... the High Sparrow??? From Game of Thrones?
Gotta say Tomorrow Never Dies was ahead of it's time since it involves misinformation and media manipulation.
@@costco_pizzaTomorrow Never Dies.
I love the 90s aesthetic of these videos, made in late 2000s. Such good homage to the earlier games.
For a sniper, Natasha isn't exactly... "Covered up"
I know right!?!
Her strategy is to get spotted and bring the enemy close to examine the package :P
Probably why she isn't good at long distance sniping huehuehue
LOL
She can beat the shit out of Colossus though
I can't believe that's Gina Carano.
the longest porno intro ever!
I caught a cold, just standing here with my pants down...
Eva: Is a Lieutenant
Uniform: *Sergeant Patch*
Jonathan Pryce unfortunately is a long way from this world class production. He is now doing stuff like The Two Popes, a far cry from this masterpiece
Yes, shame how his career has now declined to stuff like The Wife and The Two Popes. Poor guy.
Well he was in Game Of Thrones and played the role very well.
didn't he play in GoT?
@@KoeSeer yeah, he was the Sparrow
he's now in the crown as prince philip and the bond villain in tomorrow never dies....
Its insane how many really good actors are here doing/saying crappy lines. Love it
16:12
Eva & Tanya: Commander?
Commander (Me): Well, after watching Hollyoaks how could I resist, Lieutenant.
LOL
Indeed she's a sexy one.
Red Alert 2: Eva Red Alert 3: Eva Yes, I have a weakness for British women.
RA2's Eva is American
Man, knowing what happened in the Empire side of the story, Ackerman being mad about the Allies having a ceasefire with the Soviets make a hell of a lot more sense.
what happened?
@@night6724Ackerman was a Japanese robot who spied as the president
@@btm9099 LOL that was so silly 😅 Ackerman should have been a NOD agent.
Sorry Tanya, but I have to choose Lt. Eva over you.
who wouldn't
jamesroad316
not me Eva's the best
Well, I'd choose Tanya too if we are talking about Red Alert 2.
Shawn Kumpoopong shes a wild cat!
RA2's Eva and Tanya were both hotter. RA3's hottest girl for me is Lissette Hanley.
I'd like to live in a universe where Cave Johnson is president of the US.
In a world where the U.S and the Commies have no common enemies
Me too
That's where High Sparrow learned his tactical skills and took over the King's landing.
I was half expecting the High Sparrow to assign me Septa Unella as my assistant, occasionally shouting SHAME behind my ears when I lose an unit.
The guy playing the Brit admiral...wasn't he the President in "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"?
That's correct. It's the same actor.
Jason Nefs Ha, thanks!
***** Jep that's J. Jonah Jameson ;)
he was also governor swan from POTC
Bobby Hill I remember him as the villain in "tomorrow never dies" (james bond)
OK, Gemma was incredibly beautiful.
I still can't believe how Red Alert 3 was able to get so many A list actors to act in game cutscenes that, without context, look like the intro to an adult movie LMAO.
It's like watching a movie,except it's from a game!
that would be awesome. see Red Alert as a movie. though...that never turns out good. *coughs* Wing Commander. *coughs*
***** Whats Wing Commander?A game with FMV?
with real actors in it like Red Alert? yeah. the movie movie Wing Commander...yeah it's not good.
***** Whats wrong with it?Is the acting terrible?
look at Spoony's review and you'll see why.
God Dammit, one of my parents walked in on the ending cutscene.
Jegalo #bastards
The ending what is bad
Did the Dad say "Are ya winning son?"
My condolences.
Are you still grounded?
J.K Simmons and Tim Curry are awesome in anything they do.
literally the best cutscenes ever. games companies wouldn't be able to get away with making these kinds of cutscenes anymore.
True.
MAKE GAMES BASED AGAIN🇺🇸🇷🇺
"Greetings Commander!" I NEED PHOTOS OF SPIDER-MAN NOW!!! XD imgaine that
I just wanted to hear "Pack your things, get out of my building, YOU'RE FIRED!"
Louis Kelemen commander: But sir, I’m a Soldier not a Photographer.
US President: Fuck that, still get me pictures of SPIDER-MAN!
Commander: Uhm....... This is Awkward.
Eva: This is madness
Commander: THIS IS SPARTA!
As Jack Sparrow said: This is politics
The commander is Stavros. Change my mind.
Attractive as Tanya is, I'd still rather go with Eva. I love Brits, and Eva's tanned skin. Plus, I feel a little awkward about dating a girl who might slit my throat if I look at her wrong.
so true.
lol that's part of the appeal
Marcel Huchwajda definitely yep.
Tanya 3 is a joke. Tanya 1 is the one you need to watch out for.
Didn’t ask
So, when are the Allies constructing Liberty Prime? That should give them the edge they need to win the war.
But "Power Armor"... Soviet "Power Tesla Armor"...
What about Chinese Chimera tanks? When will they show up?
Vladimir Morales Copyright reasons
Vladimir Morales *DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE*
I'm sorry... Japan stole your Idea and made a Megazord.
Gemma Atkinson every day of the week. Her face is almost perfect.
How did they get this range of actors into this game? J.K. Simmons who basically won every acting award there is (including an oscar) to Jenny McCarthy and every level of actor between them.
This was back in 2008, Simmons hadn't become an Oscar winner then.
I love how even David Hasselhoff, Gina Carano and Gemma Atkinson are considered better actors than Jenny McCarthy. You're not wrong, but boy, that's a major burn. LOL.
I always loved red alert cutscenes, legit hollywood actors. It was good to watch.
I prefer the old Tanya from the original Red Alert
+Robert Machulla i prefered the original red alert as a whole..... you know the one that EA didnt piss all over
So do I, so do I. If she was in the game and if the game wasn't futuristic with west studios. I'd give it game of the century.
Actually, this is probably my favorite of the Red Alerts, because not only was the gameplay decent...but I enjoyed the campy cutscenes far more than I'd like to admit. :P
The developers knew that the first two games tried to be serious with their cutscenes, but they knew it came off as campy and sometimes ludicrous. In Red Alert 3, they embraced it, and I loved the single player game as a result.
Red alert 3 is better or at least equally good.
People that say that RA3 isn't good, have never played the game, or haven't spend enough time with it.
RA3 is the closest RTS I have played to Chess. Every single unit has its unique purpose. RA3 is unique among other RTS and very fun to play against friends. Too bad that Uprising didn't had any multiplayer or they gave us no options to enable/disable specific units and superpowers in multiplayer.
An easy game to learn, a hard game to master, an impossible task to win against top players.
I prefer Tanya from red alert 2
They have David Hasselhoff as the Allied, clearly the Allied is the best.
Every notice the weird scrolling news stories? XD
yup xD however the Future-Tech one gives some clues about the expansion. Sadly the mystery of that corporation was never fully explained in the RA3 expansion.
10:46
America... Fuck Yeah.
this made my day lol
To think the general here featured in Pirates of the Carribean as Governer Swann and Game of Thrones as the High Sparrow, yet he doesnt feel too good to feature in a game like this. I think that's nice :)
I miss this kind of Cutscenes. They have anything inside : Parody, nice girls, weapons, insult and so on :)
Gemma Atkinson !!!
+Mohammed Ali I would..... do things to/with her ;)
+Simon Huus Kristensen hhhhhhh ... ^^
All that was missing from David Hasselhoff's speech was announcing massive government subsidies to cheeseburgers.....
Jenny McCarthy or Gemma Atkinson..... Gemma for me :)
"PILOT WHO CLAIMS CRASH WAS CAUSED BY A GIANT DRAGONFLY NOW UNDERGOING THERAPY" Well, that pilot just saw the future.
Hasselhoff 2020!
I'm a Lt. Eva kind of guy...
WTF the high sparrow from game of thrones
This game is filled with A and B listers in Hollywood, it's amazing they got them all to sign tbh. Even Gina Carano as Natasha, which I believe was her first acting gig, even though her lines were.. limited. :p
At least they are doing it for fun.
All the shit that man has been in and thats all people know him from...
Although Gemma Atkinson in a military mini skirt came close, You ACTUALLY had me at Hasselhoff! 🤣🤣🤣
On the contrary, I find it absolutely credible that a faction called "The Empire of the Rising Sun" has been preparing for all-out war and global conquest.
and afterwards, The Emperor changed his name and created a new organisation called the World Economic Forum
I love Red Alert cinematics LOL.. Installed Yuri's Revenge on my windows 10 again with a patch to fix problems. Sweet childhood memories are back!
Jesus ... the things i would do to EVA .....
Dafuq???
Heh,! The fuq?
+Canaris3 INDEED
Canaris3 :)
Shinji! Get in the Eva!
Whenever an upper class English accent says "bastard", my heart leaps from my chest.
Thats probably the best ending in video game history.
What a cast, bet they had so much fun doing this.
Even in the allied timeline, Ackerman would still be an imperial spy/android. He has been silent about the Empire because he would be seen as suspicious if he defended the Japanese, and objected to the Allied-Soviet ceasefire.
If you look closely, his eyes glow blue in certain scenes (such as the conference in the limo). Ackerman is absolutely still a Japanese spy.
I got to be honest.. RA2 Tanya >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RA3
Kari Wuhrer FTW !
Kari Wuhrer in 8 legged freaks was nice eye candy
Agreed. RA 2 Tanya was much better. So was RA 2 Eva.
sorry girls.. you gal are nice and all, but Dasha is the bomb...
ikr
she is mate!
She's a B61 thermonuclear weapon.
@Alan Walker Music Dj the communist advisor
She's sexy as hell.
Worth noting that even if Ackerman was right that the Soviets would betray them, he chose the wrong time to ACT on it. They needed to do that AFTER the Empire of the Rising Sun was dealt with, plus as Cherdenko notes in the actual game if the weapon fired he'd have to fire back at the Soviets. Also the Allies weren't totally caught off guard by the Soviet betrayal - they had sniffings of it after Tokyo (which it's worth noting IRL was expected to be so bloody we're still using the Purple Hearts made for the invasion of Japan). They were still able to get an ARMY into Cuba quickly, and that's not a feat you can pull off without prep or at least having some guys on hand who can do it (IE, Allied Army regulars), and were perfectly ready to counterattack once the Soviets played their hand. If Ackerman had held off until the Soviets fired first, then even less Allied lives would have been lost.
if you play the Soviet side, it was a lie. After that mission, the commander (you) then attacks the Uk and USA allies, then you become a General.
Ackerman is androis spy made by empire of the rising sun
this is exactly what being in the military is like
Ultrarealistic
Honestly, I prefer the Soviets in Red Alert, even though they have a Technological Disadvantage. They still have pwnage abilities!
They had armored god damn bears
I KNOW :D
Yeah I mean LOOK AT THEIR APOCALYPSE TANK. Holy shit that thing is strong.
I once sent one in too a enemy base and took out half of it.
Lunatic Gamers just one?
2:19 - Did she forget her pants?
That's because it's a war porn parody
(Scene has barely started)
*GREAT JOB COMMANDER!*
14:55 "it looks like everything Zelensky said were true" lol
1:20 a supposed NATO field marshal wearing Soviet medal straps?? WTF?
How about a Lieutenant wearing Sergeant chevrons?
And on top of that he, a supposed 'field marshal', is wearing the shoulder straps of a lieutenant-general (three stars).
how about Vladimir putin wear a shirt that have a title like this "I Love You All"
he is secretly working for the Russians.....shhhhhh more commendation medals to come after sabotage
Alternate Timeline. Alternate indicators of rank.
I would have chosen Eva
Is it too much to ask for both
+Howyaduing being the "commander" I would have definitely had both.
+Orcaluv26 Hell yes! Gemma is a total babe! >8^)
I'd chose Natasha....if possible...
Given a choice.... Eva personal don't find the actress for Tanya that "sexy" I mean she'd be a great ally to have in combat but I'd choose Eva, but that's just me.
I think it's hilarious that Johnathan Pryce did this but initially scoffed at the idea of doing game of thrones because he thought it was about wizards and was beneath him.
I forgot what an excellent cast they had
i REALLY miss this game, i played it wen i was 6 Years Old and i still miss it.
I wish i had the game back
Holy hot damn! Pretty impressive cast for video game cut scnes. :O
14:28 NO! THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
No, this is patrik
Hahahahahaha
All of you here are fucking normies
Lord Ronan no u
AKA Guest *O O F*
13:29 Holy shit, its the Mafia boss on Prison Break!
WTF Even J.K.Simmons was part of this? Wow!
Tim Curry and Simmons in the same game in cutscenes? Plus the "You are made of stupid" dude....
This is amazing. If only they invited Stephan Weyte here too I would pee myself.
15:38 "Americans rave over newly discovered japanese morphing cereal"
k den
I would love to hear what J.K. Simmons thinks of this today
I mean it is meant to be cheesy but having David Hasselhof is just over the top.
Gods ... I love these cut scenes.
2:15 Honey, I don't think that uniform is regulation.
Shit, man. Who the hell thought it'd a good idea to torture us with a tough decision between ladies?
EA
One wants to be dominated and one will dominate you.
I like how the world maps don’t even show the Soviet Union
my left ear is lonely :(
"And if you can't stop the Reds , get Farmer's Insurance. They know a thing or two because they've seen a thing or two"
A really eclectic cast.
Anyone else like the fact that this game shows Britain as a superpower?
is at actually the aliies, AKA, european union, and the usa.
Takes me back....
I dont care what anyone says. I love red alert 3 even though its total madness
Hey its the High Sparrow and Cave Johnson in one place!! I miss fmv in video games.
This is like the only game that will ever portray the rank Field Marshal other than a WWII game
The minute you spot both the High Sparrow from GoT and fricking Cave Johnson from Portal 2 at 1:28 (Yes i know this was before portal 2 and Game of Thrones ever existed)
All things considered, I think I'd rather go with Eva. I like her tanned skin, and I'd be too worried Tanya might fly off the handle and kill me if I say something wrong. She's just too unstable for me.
They're both gorgeous. I would go with Tanya
Tanya needs to be vaccinated.
If it was tanya from Red alert 2 Then Id be keen
the american president look like jk simmon
Oh I thought he sounded like J Jonah Jameson :Pb
governor of POTC=LTgeneral tbh
It is him.
I thought he looked like that guy in Whiplash
shwimple dough He looks like the guy in the Farmers Insurance commercial.