He's so entitled and used to having everything handed to him that he can't fathom having to be frugal and save money in order to take a vacation. Taking a vacation leaves a lot of people feeling poor. "You're going on vacation, you're not poor. You're a liar and you're withholding." Then he says, "I hope you have a safe trip but if you're flying on Spirit you probably won't." Phil kinda sounds like he's hoping for a plane crash because the guy took a vacation instead giving him money. And the guy had just tipped!!
Adults don't have money because they bought everyone presents, some kids have money because they received Christmas money... Is he implying he wants children's Christmas money? How scummy.... And not only that but I thought he wasn't a children's entertainer?
He wants money, no matter which fountain it comes from. He would be the kind of person to scoop coins from those fountains, saying that whatever money gets tossed in there goes towards cancer research.
He believes adults get money from their parents because for years his parents would send him about $1k for Christmas every year, not sure if it’s still a thing with him and his parents.
He has no kids or a real family. So he can’t wrap around the fact that parents by their actual family presents. He is a single child. So he is also entitled and super selfish
And even worse, he thinks that if they got money from relatives for Christmas that they should give it to him. He doesn't understand that most people GIVE presents at Christmas. He's just focused on GETTING presents. Such a scumbag.
"my personal life outside of these streams has nothing to do with you and is none of your business" Has agonizingly long Phils day off segments that has even in the past included his bowel movements
"people get money for christmas, genius"... holy crap I didn't realise how deep his main character syndrome goes. He literally can't comprehend that people wouldn't have money because they'd be buying gifts for loved ones and/or children. Wow!
That comment "you're not poor, you're lying, you're withholding" absolutely disgusting, you can tell he is seething with jealousy that the guy is going on a holiday and has money to do so instead of giving it to him.
My mouth straight up dropped at that. The dude tipped him and just wanted to let him know he supports him even though he doesnt have much and even makes jokes about how poor he is then Phil just straight up calls him a liar and that hes withholding. Like damn man. I usually watch these out of morbid curiosity, especially after dropping stellar blade one session in after hyping it up for weeks, but that was genuinely shocking.
My favorite part was how he said for Christmas he didn't want money, he wanted "time with his wife" Raw Phil chat went into a blitz after that one lol.
And that saying that exercising more, which is improving yourself, cuts into his personal life and that it’s none of his business is insanely paranoid. He could benefit a lot from the exercise, but I doubt he does any off screen.
Wow Phil. Call someone an idiot for saying lots of people have less money after Christmas, then proceed to ask why you’re getting no money. Sounds like the time you have to admit that inflation was infact real…
It will never be enough for this guy. Period. Just like the dent he banned said.. $1,000 today means nothing tomorrow to this guy. He'll always be scratching for more.
1:55 1. If you stop swaying, it won’t be a problem. 2. It’s not that different. 3. You already bought a Stream Deck for “1 touch muting”. 4. You already had a good new mic from the Brian arc. Keep burning money Phil.
Normal people, even if they get money for Christmas, spend money buying gifts for their family and friends. Phil can’t grasp the concept. He probably gets a check from Mommy and gets nothing for anyone.
He bought his parents a dvd….that should tell you everything. Also he didn’t want to say what he got Kat for Christmas because im more than sure he gave her his old ps5 😂
He said he doesn’t want to turn his personal health into a gimmick. My guy, all your rewards are stuffing your face with fast food😑 And no, Phil. I can look at you and tell you don’t exercise
If he exercised even once a week he would never shut up about it not a chance in hell he exercises i know this phil because you claimed to have lifted weights in the past but cannot remember your max lifts thats not a thing anybody who lifts cant name phil i call bullshlt on that formally
As someone who has worked in radio and done audiotapes, I can say, from my own personal experience of which is longer than Phail's streaming career....... He does NOT need a $400 microphone. There's no point to it. I mean, what is there to hear? More snorts, chewing down the mic, yelling during gameplay? I cant justify that much money spent on a mic for what he needs it for.
2:40, he makes anything seem like the most tedious task for no reason. He is describing a feature on a mic he can already do with the steam deck as if it will make his life easier.
Instead of letting his fans buy themselves something nice for once, he has the nerve to demand their money for himself... Absolute insufferable person.
Phil had a really dented take, his fans gave him hundreds of dollars a couple days ago. The Velcro wallets need time to recharge. Phil is the only one who can receive instant gratification.
He spent all of this money on a microphone and he doesn't even understand half of the features it provides. He can't even pronounce them correctly. Then he complains that people aren't spending their Christmas funds on his shitty content. He even acts like he's entitled to it. This guy really pisses me off.
2:31 I like that he dosent include snorting in the list of reasons to get a one touch mute mic, because he knows he can control the snorting but for some reason wants everyone to hear it What a loser
>for some reason For some animals, making certain noises is a power play and a way to establish/maintain dominance. He sees himself superior over his dents but not to the sidescrollers, kino casino, joon the king, etc.
You know that Kat got nothing for Christmas. Not when she’s playing power wash simulator all day on Christmas. “Sorry Kat I didn’t have enough time to go out and get you anything, and I just spent $300 on this mic so I can’t afford to get you anything! Enjoy your half of a cheap 7lb ham!”
2:17 It's like a Faucet.i can't stop it dripping. What do you want me to do?Have a mute button?So every second i'm tapping the mute button. In case I got to clear my . It's stupid kids . I GOT THE DRIP. SHOUTS OUT TO SNORT HOGAN😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢
Lying and withholding !? OR!! They’re a minor going on vacation that a parent or guardian is paying for.. why is Lying and withholding the FIRST go to when someone TELLS YOU . They don’t have a lot of money.
I love how he belittles people who suggests he do a goal thats not eating fast food. When he didnt hit that last goal for almost 2 weeks i thought he was going ti have a crying fit cause they couldnt order popeyes
I'm gonna turn this way and face the screen Sounds more like I'm gonna look away from the screen and when I look back there'd better be a tip Spends whole stream not looking at screen, looking back to see if he's gotten any tips "I have received a very generous" "Nothing" Just what he deserves at this point
The mic quality will legitimately be the same.... Your room is not a studio. Your office is not a properly setup acoustic space. Cut the garbage, Phil. You're not on that level.. Also, that's not a pimple. You didn't even show it, you "Half" showed you because you have a fragile ego against anything YOU.
When he doesn’t make goal it makes me so happy. To hear that it was potentially the lowest support stream of the year is proof that Santa exists because I got what I asked for 😊
$300 for a mic for your business. Sounds right. Phil spent more than that on soundproofing & rgb lighting. Camera, pc & mic are the 3 most important things to stream....$MH
I wonder how quickly Phil is going to forget about that one touch to mute function for when he coughs or sneezes, also its weird he didnt mention using it to cover up his snorting and phlegm clearing. Either he will forget about it or pretend it that it doesnt work, its too much responsibility for the piggy boy.
Dude is saving money for a vacation, and dsp said he’s withholding tips. Lmao!!!!! This dude is unbelievable. Then tells the dude he won’t have a safe flight because he’s flying spirit. That same dent will continue to tip dsp also. This man. He needs a reality check
That hairdye acting would have fooled even Adam and Craig XD Almost as good as when he gave being half ah-talian as an excuse for not showering for 10 yrs...
He should upgrade his fridge to an RGB fridge linked to his setup via wifi. Guys if you like the RGB fridge with RGB that's linked to the setup via wifi please support.
LOL 😂 DSP thinks people naturally have jet black hair and an almost fully Grey beard and mustache at the same time 😂 Somehow, facial hair Grey's at 10 times the rate on DSP compared to his head 😂
He’s so disconnected from reality. Of course people don’t have money after Christmas, they spent it all on gifts for others. Then again, Phil wouldn’t know anything about that. He only receives gifts, never gives them.
That initial comment is how you can tell Phil has never spent a single cent on another person. It shows how much of a manchild he is, because im sure he receives presents/money from his parents and whatnot, but never spends money on gifts for others.
It's really strange how Phil has been insulated from the world for his entire adult life. He's never been allowed to fail so he's never grown as a person. He's just a 42 year old child.
What's the deal now for hitting the goal for a hundred streams? Since he took Stellar Blade off the table I guess it's just watching him stuff his face with Taco Bell chicken nuggets and various other fast food. I wish the dents would wake up but they never do.
Just how much money do you think everybody has answer that question Philip most of us are living on a fixed income I think you need to suffer one month or two without money
7:55 “My personal life is none of your business.” Guys, let me tell you about my day off, what we ate, what we did, what we gave each other, what bills I have to pay, why you need to give me your money for absolutely no reason. *goat laugh
OMG!!!! this guys see xmas still as a kid. he thinks people get gifted money on xmas. meawhile as an adult your account is dry by the time of xmas from buying gifts and xmas expenses.
Tells his dents he's lying and Withholding money from him
I jumped on this one with you on X, thank you for pumping this one out fast.
And yet they keep giving him their money
And making them produce his show all at the same time 😂😂
He's so entitled and used to having everything handed to him that he can't fathom having to be frugal and save money in order to take a vacation. Taking a vacation leaves a lot of people feeling poor. "You're going on vacation, you're not poor. You're a liar and you're withholding." Then he says, "I hope you have a safe trip but if you're flying on Spirit you probably won't." Phil kinda sounds like he's hoping for a plane crash because the guy took a vacation instead giving him money. And the guy had just tipped!!
Every day his cult leader mentality shows more and more.
How can you be a fan to someone who thinks your own money belongs to them.
i hate him so much
What do you mean? People like him now
He's not worth hating. You have better things to spend that mental energy on.
If anything, just hate his hairline that's more than enough.
@@paulturner4684 I agree, well put
@@paulturner4684Yes! He is a lolcow so just laugh at him and enjoy the show, he is so dumb you can't really hate him
Adults don't have money because they bought everyone presents, some kids have money because they received Christmas money... Is he implying he wants children's Christmas money? How scummy.... And not only that but I thought he wasn't a children's entertainer?
He wants money, no matter which fountain it comes from. He would be the kind of person to scoop coins from those fountains, saying that whatever money gets tossed in there goes towards cancer research.
Of course
He believes adults get money from their parents because for years his parents would send him about $1k for Christmas every year, not sure if it’s still a thing with him and his parents.
I hate this dood with every fiber of my being
He has no kids or a real family. So he can’t wrap around the fact that parents by their actual family presents. He is a single child. So he is also entitled and super selfish
Lmao “Withholding “ dude is legit holding these dents hostage
And people should give their gift money to him for what? He's a creepy weirdo.
"People get money for christmas." a 40+ year old man getting money from his parents every year thinks that's normal for everyone lol
Spoiled pig
And even worse, he thinks that if they got money from relatives for Christmas that they should give it to him. He doesn't understand that most people GIVE presents at Christmas. He's just focused on GETTING presents. Such a scumbag.
Exactly.. his mentality. Actual adults spend money, but pigroaches mooch.
Adult or child, when someone gives you money on Christmas its so you can buy yourself something nice. Not dump it on ebeggars
"my personal life outside of these streams has nothing to do with you and is none of your business"
Has agonizingly long Phils day off segments that has even in the past included his bowel movements
Kinda hypocritical and ironic.
Its like who the HELL cares what you do on your day off.
@@penguinsmovies Only the hardcore dents, aka jayde, care.
His side profile looks like one of the Angry Birds characters 😂
Neanderthal looking forehead
OMG it does.
Oof lmao
@@DJDanAdams Neanderthal
The REGARDED version
"people get money for christmas, genius"... holy crap I didn't realise how deep his main character syndrome goes. He literally can't comprehend that people wouldn't have money because they'd be buying gifts for loved ones and/or children. Wow!
He doesn't care, Phil believes your money belongs to him.
I heard him say that, and I immediately wanted to hit him.
He's absolutely Player 1,everyone is just NPC withholding HIS money. Disgusting specimen.
The roach in the dank office knows nothing of the outside world
That comment "you're not poor, you're lying, you're withholding" absolutely disgusting, you can tell he is seething with jealousy that the guy is going on a holiday and has money to do so instead of giving it to him.
That's Kirk, He deserves all the degradation he gets from his master phil
My mouth straight up dropped at that. The dude tipped him and just wanted to let him know he supports him even though he doesnt have much and even makes jokes about how poor he is then Phil just straight up calls him a liar and that hes withholding. Like damn man. I usually watch these out of morbid curiosity, especially after dropping stellar blade one session in after hyping it up for weeks, but that was genuinely shocking.
I was waiting for his little fake laugh which he believes absolves him, but he didn't even do it, he 100% meant it.
My favorite part was how he said for Christmas he didn't want money, he wanted "time with his wife"
Raw Phil chat went into a blitz after that one lol.
He has to think saving money is against the law I swear
He told a dent they are lying and witholding money from him....wow
And that saying that exercising more, which is improving yourself, cuts into his personal life and that it’s none of his business is insanely paranoid. He could benefit a lot from the exercise, but I doubt he does any off screen.
Wow Phil. Call someone an idiot for saying lots of people have less money after Christmas, then proceed to ask why you’re getting no money. Sounds like the time you have to admit that inflation was infact real…
It will never be enough for this guy. Period. Just like the dent he banned said.. $1,000 today means nothing tomorrow to this guy. He'll always be scratching for more.
The goals always reset to zero every day.
His setup is such a mess. A random collection of junk with rainbow lights
Don't forget the tangled wires and 7 year old dust.
Aka unicorn vomit.
Umm, EXCUSE ME? Have you not seen the picture of him WITH A CROWN????
THOSE A RGB LIGHTS DOOOOOD
Literally guilt-tripping his dents into opening those velcro wallets
1:55 1. If you stop swaying, it won’t be a problem. 2. It’s not that different. 3. You already bought a Stream Deck for “1 touch muting”. 4. You already had a good new mic from the Brian arc.
Keep burning money Phil.
What happen to the mic he bought for his interview show? The one with the RGB. Remember.
That’s his discord mic. Cus he still uses two microphones.
Probably rotting in the "peripheral bin" along broken ps5/xbox controllers, a couple cable squid monsters and Kat's dignity.
One for gaming, one for streaming, and one for Discord.
I believe that was for Discord. That’s right - multiple microphones for different things…just like his PCs.😂
Normal people, even if they get money for Christmas, spend money buying gifts for their family and friends. Phil can’t grasp the concept. He probably gets a check from Mommy and gets nothing for anyone.
He bought his parents a dvd….that should tell you everything. Also he didn’t want to say what he got Kat for Christmas because im more than sure he gave her his old ps5 😂
@@stkjuice a 13 dollar Blu Ray at that
@@stkjuice He gave his parents an empty DVD case. 😆
@@Angrymonkey2489 But he autographed it, dunce
@@Angrymonkey2489 but hey, it's probably signed😊
if people have money during Christmas, then wheres your money phil?
Right? I wish the dents were capable of rational thought but then they wouldn't be dents
He said he doesn’t want to turn his personal health into a gimmick. My guy, all your rewards are stuffing your face with fast food😑
And no, Phil. I can look at you and tell you don’t exercise
If he exercised even once a week he would never shut up about it not a chance in hell he exercises i know this phil because you claimed to have lifted weights in the past but cannot remember your max lifts thats not a thing anybody who lifts cant name phil i call bullshlt on that formally
As someone who has worked in radio and done audiotapes, I can say, from my own personal experience of which is longer than Phail's streaming career....... He does NOT need a $400 microphone. There's no point to it. I mean, what is there to hear? More snorts, chewing down the mic, yelling during gameplay? I cant justify that much money spent on a mic for what he needs it for.
He has literally no idea how real life works
Everyone keeping this guy afloat, none of them deserve to ever have money again.
He’ll buy a $500 mic
2:40, he makes anything seem like the most tedious task for no reason. He is describing a feature on a mic he can already do with the steam deck as if it will make his life easier.
If you donate to Phil on kick, he'll get the money right away! Please don't let Kat have to eat ham sandwiches again :(
She'll eat them anyway.
She’ll devour 2 pigs worth dood!!
in my head I just read that like one of those starving kids infomercials
0:32 42 year old logic. All you kids that got Christmas money should give it to Phil. Lol. This man deserves a back hand
He deserves a clinched fist.
Instead of letting his fans buy themselves something nice for once, he has the nerve to demand their money for himself... Absolute insufferable person.
Phil had a really dented take, his fans gave him hundreds of dollars a couple days ago. The Velcro wallets need time to recharge.
Phil is the only one who can receive instant gratification.
He spent all of this money on a microphone and he doesn't even understand half of the features it provides. He can't even pronounce them correctly. Then he complains that people aren't spending their Christmas funds on his shitty content. He even acts like he's entitled to it. This guy really pisses me off.
2:31 I like that he dosent include snorting in the list of reasons to get a one touch mute mic, because he knows he can control the snorting but for some reason wants everyone to hear it
What a loser
>for some reason
For some animals, making certain noises is a power play and a way to establish/maintain dominance. He sees himself superior over his dents but not to the sidescrollers, kino casino, joon the king, etc.
He’s in such a bad mood today. You know Christmas with Kat ignoring him was rooooough
If I had a kid and he gave his Christmas money to Phil, my belt is coming off 😂😡
Phil would want to smell the belt afterwards.
He's gonna be in for a rude awakening when he realizes that the mute function doesn't work when connected through XLR.
You know that Kat got nothing for Christmas. Not when she’s playing power wash simulator all day on Christmas. “Sorry Kat I didn’t have enough time to go out and get you anything, and I just spent $300 on this mic so I can’t afford to get you anything! Enjoy your half of a cheap 7lb ham!”
2:17 It's like a Faucet.i can't stop it dripping. What do you want me to do?Have a mute button?So every second i'm tapping the mute button. In case I got to clear my . It's stupid kids . I GOT THE DRIP. SHOUTS OUT TO SNORT HOGAN😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢
Lying and withholding !?
OR!! They’re a minor going on vacation that a parent or guardian is paying for.. why is Lying and withholding the FIRST go to when someone TELLS YOU . They don’t have a lot of money.
I love how he belittles people who suggests he do a goal thats not eating fast food. When he didnt hit that last goal for almost 2 weeks i thought he was going ti have a crying fit cause they couldnt order popeyes
He getting away with this and no karma
Lets go microphone arc! I'm trying to figure out how touching mute on a stream deck is difficult.
Lmfao “you got hair dye on the side of your face” in chat
I'm gonna turn this way and face the screen
Sounds more like
I'm gonna look away from the screen and when I look back there'd better be a tip
Spends whole stream not looking at screen, looking back to see if he's gotten any tips
"I have received a very generous" "Nothing"
Just what he deserves at this point
The mic quality will legitimately be the same....
Your room is not a studio. Your office is not a properly setup acoustic space. Cut the garbage, Phil. You're not on that level..
Also, that's not a pimple. You didn't even show it, you "Half" showed you because you have a fragile ego against anything YOU.
He literally cannot stop spending money. He’s physically incapable of saving anything.
When he doesn’t make goal it makes me so happy. To hear that it was potentially the lowest support stream of the year is proof that Santa exists because I got what I asked for 😊
Cant wait for the next Level 1 MicCast. Where he spends the entire next episode talking about his new mic
$300 for a mic for your business. Sounds right. Phil spent more than that on soundproofing & rgb lighting. Camera, pc & mic are the 3 most important things to stream....$MH
How he behaved at the start is how I will never, ever let my daughter grow up to be like.
That intro makes me laugh every time I watch it.
"people get money for Christmas" yeah friends and family get money Phil is neither of those even he said he isn't a friend to the dents.
mics are a hilarious topic. ppl will spend so much and hear 0 difference xD
Cant handle this piece of.. raw. Im Not strong enough.
He really thinks, with expansive Equipment people would come and shower him in Money
I wonder how quickly Phil is going to forget about that one touch to mute function for when he coughs or sneezes, also its weird he didnt mention using it to cover up his snorting and phlegm clearing. Either he will forget about it or pretend it that it doesnt work, its too much responsibility for the piggy boy.
Stop withholding my money!
It's my money!!!
The perpetual victim who thinks the world owes him a living.
“You’re lying, you’re withholding “ mask off moment for DSP 🤣 he has money, just not for you bro 🤣🤣🤣
Noo! Dood its all out of khantext snort!! 🐽🐽🐽🐽
Dude is saving money for a vacation, and dsp said he’s withholding tips. Lmao!!!!! This dude is unbelievable. Then tells the dude he won’t have a safe flight because he’s flying spirit. That same dent will continue to tip dsp also. This man. He needs a reality check
What a disgraceful man he is,expecting money constantly for the shit he puts out.
Christmas = you have money? The stupidest thing I've ever heard
He spent $300 on a mic I guarantee you he spent no where near that much on his wife for Christmas. Guaranteed
Absolutely.
This dude has a high end setup and produces low end content. What a waste.
He’s so boring, bragging about the things he has because of other people without realizing
That hairdye acting would have fooled even Adam and Craig XD
Almost as good as when he gave being half ah-talian as an excuse for not showering for 10 yrs...
hair dye on his temple lmao
Year (x) of DSP pretending spending money on toys improves his sludge personality
'Big return stream' he literally had one day off, same as any other week 😂😂😂
He knew exactly what they were talking about when they asked what was on his face 😂
"People get money for xmas" - yeah, kids get money from their granpas...thank you for confirming you're scamming kids.
He's just your average consumer
He should upgrade his fridge to an RGB fridge linked to his setup via wifi. Guys if you like the RGB fridge with RGB that's linked to the setup via wifi please support.
"If you are liking the new *CRISPY* audio, please support"
- DSP, Tomorrow.
This level of entitlement is so disconnected.
This is why he has money issues, he doesn't need multiple mics.
LOL 😂 DSP thinks people naturally have jet black hair and an almost fully Grey beard and mustache at the same time 😂
Somehow, facial hair Grey's at 10 times the rate on DSP compared to his head 😂
what a deeply unpleasant person
He’s so disconnected from reality. Of course people don’t have money after Christmas, they spent it all on gifts for others. Then again, Phil wouldn’t know anything about that. He only receives gifts, never gives them.
That initial comment is how you can tell Phil has never spent a single cent on another person. It shows how much of a manchild he is, because im sure he receives presents/money from his parents and whatnot, but never spends money on gifts for others.
It's really strange how Phil has been insulated from the world for his entire adult life. He's never been allowed to fail so he's never grown as a person. He's just a 42 year old child.
What's the deal now for hitting the goal for a hundred streams? Since he took Stellar Blade off the table I guess it's just watching him stuff his face with Taco Bell chicken nuggets and various other fast food. I wish the dents would wake up but they never do.
Just how much money do you think everybody has answer that question Philip most of us are living on a fixed income I think you need to suffer one month or two without money
7:55
“My personal life is none of your business.”
Guys, let me tell you about my day off, what we ate, what we did, what we gave each other, what bills I have to pay, why you need to give me your money for absolutely no reason. *goat laugh
What a disgusting way of looking at Christmas.
“If I do exercise, which I do” 😂😂😂
OMG!!!! this guys see xmas still as a kid. he thinks people get gifted money on xmas. meawhile as an adult your account is dry by the time of xmas from buying gifts and xmas expenses.
This guy has a huge spending problem
00:32 completely detached from any reality other than the only one that includes giving him your money.
8:34 Contradiction. “Tell me what to do gaaize. No not that! That sucks idiot! SNORT.”
Phill doesn't give, he only receives. He wouldn't know anything about spending money to buy gifts for loved ones & family members
Has the mic got flashy flashy lights on it . What a weirdo
I knew he would eventually get the mic the Kino guys use
It's so obvious that he's never had to buy gifts for anyone if he thinks people get more money than they spend during the holidays.
What does unrecorded beg segment mean?
When he stops recording the stream, he'll ask for money again and then resume recording the stream
He begs for money before starting the recording. That way on his VODs there doesn't appear to be any begging. Very sleazy tactic if you ask me.
"I saved a bit of money" he legit has to have braindamage.
He's really trying to not snort😂
DSP - ''personal health should not be a silly gimmick''........has he seen his wife??
Maybe stop wasting money and save it
My personal life is none of your business.. anyway, here’s an hour about Phil’s day off…