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  • Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio on Christmas Night/The Second Night of Hanukkah 2016. Thank you for a great year!
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    Recorded live on 12/25/2016.

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  • @Tfwd1891
    @Tfwd1891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    These old church sermons still hit like new

    • @amjadsiddig2085
      @amjadsiddig2085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm loving them

    • @shabadoody
      @shabadoody ปีที่แล้ว +6

      agreed

    • @Omoiyari23
      @Omoiyari23 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hell yeah man

    • @zenix7268
      @zenix7268 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They still do I’ve watched almost all of the episodes

    • @bunkerbill
      @bunkerbill ปีที่แล้ว

      They slap hard.

  • @nikola7802
    @nikola7802 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Watching old church podcasts like a DOCTAH 🤷‍♂️🗣

  • @erickiyoshiphillips2323
    @erickiyoshiphillips2323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    it cracks me up when joey pulls out his pen and acts like he's actually writing stuff down when her telling a story.

  • @cardinalvisions556
    @cardinalvisions556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I wanna see a buddy cop movie staring Lee and Joey just eating stars and fighting crime while listening to Joeys record collection.

    • @lane546
      @lane546 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would be the most amazing thing ever 😂

  • @CrimeCurious
    @CrimeCurious 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    My mom was so happy when she asked what I did for Christmas and I responded with "Church." I probably shouldn't have texted the link... sorry mom #stayblack

    • @KQY614
      @KQY614 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      much love

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hhahahaha the stay black in the end made me laugh hard

  • @root0062
    @root0062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    lovely to listen to this live omg, Joey please I pray you see this. I CANNOT describe how much you and Lee have changed my life man. to hear someone speak real shit. from someone who had no parents it's nice to have a older person to relate to and enjoy stories that really touch me deeply. i My describe how much the two of you have helped me god bless you both seriously !!

    • @HM-ph4nc
      @HM-ph4nc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I am seriously right there with you. Its pretty crazy how much inspiration Uncle Joey gives me.

    • @JWB86
      @JWB86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Howard Finch I get that brother, they talk about a lot of shit which relates to me also.

  • @yellowdart6666
    @yellowdart6666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    these will always be my favorite podcasts. uncle joey and the golden jew laying the doctrine out for all to hear. lee functions best when he isn't subconsciously trying to swim with giants.

  • @1017KushNoLove
    @1017KushNoLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    37:20 the hand movements, the awkwardness, the weird flinch at the end. Lee was a bottomless pit of THC and savagery 😂

    • @matheusborgesv
      @matheusborgesv 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He has this jewish awkward hand moviments always, is his away

  • @chadcampbell9894
    @chadcampbell9894 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    people dont give lee enough credit this guy is stupid high every podcast an is still able to switch the cameras

    • @cocojambo2330
      @cocojambo2330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At sine point he was switching it to an empty chair though 😄😆😅😂

  • @tom9101
    @tom9101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Still listening to these regularly

  • @VanPebble
    @VanPebble 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This was extremely heartfelt today...Good show...

  • @zzzkarlzz
    @zzzkarlzz ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2023 rewatching all the classics..thanks unc and lee..2023 and thank god im still alive..its bcoz of this pod..hope you guys are ok!stay black!!

  • @zcrypt0rx168
    @zcrypt0rx168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    wow, this story gave me chills up my spine Joey, you speak realism and you educate true meanings to life, you speak words of the wise.

  • @jerrydrinkswater5195
    @jerrydrinkswater5195 7 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Hi person scrolling through the comments have a good day or night.

    • @AlphaMom55
      @AlphaMom55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jerry Drinks Water I hope you have a blessed day too. 💙😊👍

    • @basspalace2920
      @basspalace2920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jerry Drinks Water I’ve had a good 3 years

    • @wecre8sound652
      @wecre8sound652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love you

    • @SyrianKnight01
      @SyrianKnight01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happy New Year Jerry you savage.

    • @sramenbowl
      @sramenbowl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hope you're doing good mate

  • @MsMakalesi
    @MsMakalesi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joey should have a reunion show where all his friend and family from the past tell stories from their past.

  • @bigpopslaflare
    @bigpopslaflare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Woah woah woah woah woah... you gambled next to a guy in a wheelchair? That’s the kiss of death right there lmfao 51:30

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn, “I just needed a little something so I took 600 mg” LMAOOO 600 will kill a baby mule lol

  • @brennanSmith613
    @brennanSmith613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "was he mad at you for making him wait" Lee talking about the ice cream man , I'm fucking dead

  • @aleksandarmarkovic1013
    @aleksandarmarkovic1013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lee cracked me up with the extra fries =O) You guys are the best!!!

  • @JD-wc9nh
    @JD-wc9nh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There is only two people I want to see, and here you both are ! You guys are awesome and Lee you are the shi. Keep it going guys hope one day I get to see you ! from UK

  • @domdea1368
    @domdea1368 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i freaked out when i seen joey in the mafia III game

  • @coltoncrawfordjazz
    @coltoncrawfordjazz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This podcast woke me the fuck up! That part about trying to control shit that is out of your power really hit home.

  • @benjaminclemens2640
    @benjaminclemens2640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:34:08 lee just goes on a tangent about food and Joey stares at him with his mouth open then has to bring him back to the ad 🤣

  • @robbo03
    @robbo03 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another great episode, and another episode where Lee is blasted 😂

  • @johnfranco8764
    @johnfranco8764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I never took a nap till 1995- Joey Diaz

  • @ghostface4250
    @ghostface4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *I get fucked up alot and relapsed today after 22 days. But this podcast is everything to me, it got me thru so many hard times where I shouldve been dead.*

    • @justinnoceda2115
      @justinnoceda2115 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should be proud buddy 22 days is very impressive don't get discouraged just keep focused turn that into 22 months proud of ya

    • @Swan_or_Swan
      @Swan_or_Swan ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey ghost, how are you doing now after 2 years?

  • @nickmartinez5644
    @nickmartinez5644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Like a docta! Lol my new favorite Joey Diaz phrase

  • @arenalarmyof2
    @arenalarmyof2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thanks joey this video really inspired me to take care of myself. gracias de Puerto Rico

  • @MrMmangano
    @MrMmangano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Enjoy your time off & Happy Holidays!

  • @ClubberWatson
    @ClubberWatson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love Joey on other podcasts, and tuned in to enjoy him but I'm only watching on to see how baked lee is! love it!
    He looks like Krang from the teenage mutant ninja turtles when he is baked. Good work Lee.

  • @jamesmcgovern7579
    @jamesmcgovern7579 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    iv never seen anyone get so happy over free french fries

    • @Cocamo1337
      @Cocamo1337 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It helps to know how good we have it, with fresh clean delicious food. If you spend some time where you have to get your own food, you come to appreciate just how decadent and fucking delicious some of these meals are. Like imagine if you had your own garden, and a small coup of chickens, and that's it. That's your range of food. Suddenly going to get a cheeseburger and a soda is like a god damn meal for the gods.

    • @danielsaiyan4280
      @danielsaiyan4280 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      james mcgovern it was a huge order of French fries that was there for his entire meal lol

    • @ThizzDiggs
      @ThizzDiggs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Cocamo1337 shut the hell up

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThizzDiggs hahahah that guy is an idiot.
      Most people that are from real rural.places with a small farm wouldnt touch fastfood with a stick. I have witnessed this.. they only eat real food. Therefore they arent fat fucks like Lee and the guy with the comment above

  • @edgergalindo9637
    @edgergalindo9637 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just randomly picked this episode to hear Joey roast lee about his food choices … it’s impacting as a 21 year old still don’t know what’s up

  • @gabe7763
    @gabe7763 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lee's hand movements throughout this podcast has me dying

  • @Stoney-Jacksman
    @Stoney-Jacksman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'the Art of War by Chin Zu' - Joey Diaz

  • @Gone_Skiing
    @Gone_Skiing ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching these live was a different experience. Knowing Lee, Joey and yourself were all high as fuck at the same time.

  • @jeffclement2468
    @jeffclement2468 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Fried in duck fat..."
    Lee: "Awww" 😋😋😋😅

  • @Spaghettineck
    @Spaghettineck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    41:15 - 41:55 💡💯✊🏾

  • @horizontaljumper1991
    @horizontaljumper1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “When the icecream man beeps the horn at ya you know you’re a fat fuck.” 😂😂😂

    • @mrtheo7680
      @mrtheo7680 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

  • @write4353
    @write4353 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Maan Lee doesn't know what to do with his hands like Will Ferrell in Talladega Nights.

  • @KU-mq4er
    @KU-mq4er 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm upset you guys are leaving for a week but I'll catch up on old episodes love you Joey.. Appreciate the Christmas podcast 👌🏻

  • @alexgray6373
    @alexgray6373 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LIKE A DOCTOR

  • @goanyways
    @goanyways 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lee the playlist you made is backwards it used to be preshow before each episode now it's all messed up.

  • @DanielHernandez-fr1kb
    @DanielHernandez-fr1kb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gotta try those stars of death

  • @primussucks7086
    @primussucks7086 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love joe joe so much

  • @kennytmacalpine4413
    @kennytmacalpine4413 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    love you uncle joey,peace be with you all

  • @scottf6496
    @scottf6496 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    People said masvidal was on, where's it at?? Really would like to watch.

  • @jackdiaz5075
    @jackdiaz5075 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Much love joey and Lee, merry Xmas and new year

  • @johnclavis
    @johnclavis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tremendous!

  • @pm2007est
    @pm2007est 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Tip Top Magoo

  • @crackerbarrelkid5517
    @crackerbarrelkid5517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They talking about Mandalay Bay hotel then all a sudden joeys bottle sounds like a shotgun being loaded then he starts talking about machine guns.. Joey is a psychic

  • @SlapBoxCity
    @SlapBoxCity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:54 LEE JIZZED HIS PANTS

  • @naslizzy9354
    @naslizzy9354 ปีที่แล้ว

    “It was like heaven” that’s all lee needs is some garlic parm French fries an he’s in heaven😆

  • @618mma
    @618mma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best business cards I have ever saw lol PS Kick that Mule Lee

  • @alejandroaires6806
    @alejandroaires6806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:14:15 HAHAHA
    Lee: "Waaitt. Wait. NineTEEN? What?!"
    Joey "I was 19...I had lit the village on fire"

  • @chetrok1
    @chetrok1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This podcast is the fkn poodles noodles, good stuff, when u live on the edge of life and death, menial bs doesnt matter, i get what Joey is saying

  • @michaeljobs5796
    @michaeljobs5796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tremendous!!!!

  • @askfcorru38fuoe
    @askfcorru38fuoe ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We back in the church season.
    A pipe, fresh shit, airpods and a Monster.
    Who’s here with me in 2023

    • @Uncseedy
      @Uncseedy ปีที่แล้ว

      😶‍🌫️

  • @lufcbrice
    @lufcbrice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    joey is a legend!

  • @antman8723
    @antman8723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love u joe. And u to lee.

  • @freeway9437
    @freeway9437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    all I.need is uncle Joey and Lee talking Shit and I'm happy guests are just extra greatness ya cocksuckas

  • @golf_tips8814
    @golf_tips8814 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joey has knowledge I had as a 14 year old kid getting into the gym and dieting for the first time😂

  • @piaiuilikiaisip
    @piaiuilikiaisip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So i guess the Jorge Masvidal podcast must've just been a fuckin fever dream eh

    • @mitchconner7946
      @mitchconner7946 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      piaiuilikiaisip 2294 its only only on vimeo for some reason

    • @piaiuilikiaisip
      @piaiuilikiaisip 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      why on earth is it there??!!

  • @blaow8140
    @blaow8140 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joey's telling the fucking truth. At some point, you realize the importance of taking care of yourself. There are some habits that you cannot continue to do. I like the example of choosing soda vs a glass of water. You can't do the same shit you do at age 21 at age 50.

    • @KU-mq4er
      @KU-mq4er 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      King of Reveries Amen to that 🙏🏻

  • @FlentyOfPish
    @FlentyOfPish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious special on Seeso homie

  • @lunchtime2960
    @lunchtime2960 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't wanna blow my cover so i only took 600mg... 😂😂😂 bruh,thats 30x the average dose.

  • @TheTruthRabb
    @TheTruthRabb ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Randomly clicked this episode Christmas time 2022

    • @ML-yu8hr
      @ML-yu8hr ปีที่แล้ว

      same, throwback!

  • @yellowdart6666
    @yellowdart6666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    hahahaha. he said NO ASIANS. NO WHEELCHAIRS...
    noted.

  • @blazedandconfused477
    @blazedandconfused477 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these dudes!

  • @joshpertler
    @joshpertler ปีที่แล้ว

    Here in 2023. Classic.

  • @mrspursell
    @mrspursell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never leave my phone. The one time I did, I was working and my dad had a heart attack...since then it's always close by....

  • @JWB86
    @JWB86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    53:37 a sudden break lol

    • @nasirmo3669
      @nasirmo3669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @CZRXCZR
      @CZRXCZR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A pause for the cause cocksucka!

  • @SmokinJokin40
    @SmokinJokin40 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Like a DOCTA!

  • @FullyLooted
    @FullyLooted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i didnt nap until 1994

  • @DJHudson91
    @DJHudson91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was waiting for Joey to tell Lee to calm down with the Jew spell hands

    • @truthoverall
      @truthoverall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember one episode Lee kept touching a star instead of eating it and Joey said he had creepy little hands 😂

  • @wiaamyoukhana5287
    @wiaamyoukhana5287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good show

  • @montanaranger7376
    @montanaranger7376 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I only stare at your arms when you speak Lee.

  • @brodietoadie
    @brodietoadie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    guys get yourself some Moringa. foreel

  • @arthurchapa2630
    @arthurchapa2630 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    good googley goo. Love my TioJoey

  • @ogrollonacrashdummie3015
    @ogrollonacrashdummie3015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "dey gave u more soda"

  • @jasonmarkuson4627
    @jasonmarkuson4627 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “The Asian dealer is like a ninja”

  • @alejandroaires6806
    @alejandroaires6806 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:16:20 Boulder robberies

  • @thebandcoca
    @thebandcoca 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:39:33 The Flying Phantom strikes again 😂

  • @naslizzy9354
    @naslizzy9354 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can’t believe this was so long ago.. so depressing

  • @shrekogreton6405
    @shrekogreton6405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Song at the end?

  • @PaulHart42069
    @PaulHart42069 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    good people can see lees hands

  • @ayou4525
    @ayou4525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hit it lee

  • @jb1450
    @jb1450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lee is do well spoken

  • @drabray1367
    @drabray1367 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scotland calling😀

  • @lourofficefurniture
    @lourofficefurniture 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    whoa, who you're mad at, why you're mad!? I like that and never thought of that. Jesus uncle joey. thanks.

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How stoned is Lee: 1:17:19

  • @tonysoprano6154
    @tonysoprano6154 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this show is so awesome. joey mutha fuckin diaz!!!!

  • @tonyw8968
    @tonyw8968 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    54:00 twilight zone on loop

  • @aaronbourbonnais2555
    @aaronbourbonnais2555 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    hey man its matty hamallutalou needing some cash but make sure you'll be here for the celebration

  • @Spectator182
    @Spectator182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Owwww shitttt

  • @bigmikeobama523
    @bigmikeobama523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lee how do you not know about the choe method for gambling you love gambling and live right by the guy you don't know dave choe?

  • @brandonhardman1955
    @brandonhardman1955 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The story of Dede sounds like Syd Barrett. History of mental health and doing those drugs just exasperate them. RIP to Syd. Thankful Dede is alive still

  • @Plinkytube
    @Plinkytube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey I've talked about lee messing up a guests conversation flow with joey before, but damn people, he is in his 20's and is on a very high amount of edibles and was a sheltered kid, give the guy a fucking break!!!! Just think by the time he is 35 he will be able to run several podcast at once while fucked up, what can you do on 1200 mg of edibles and even more people giving you shit over what you ate doing, he is learning on the job, I bet if I filmed you at work I would catch some fuck ups to, ease off the guys nuts out of respect for joey atleast.

  • @glove8888
    @glove8888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn Joey be dehydrated as fuck

  • @basedjj93
    @basedjj93 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joey”recommunicated” Diaz

  • @vladimpaler5446
    @vladimpaler5446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Almost 100,000 people subscribe to listen to the great Lee Syatt. What are you bums doing with your lives?