SOUTH PARK - Cartmanland [REACTION] - Season 5, Episode 6

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  • @monsterjunkie7773
    @monsterjunkie7773 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I love the simple solution that Cartman could've given himself priority on everything as the park owner 😅

    • @KaoretheHalfDemon
      @KaoretheHalfDemon ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shows how much of a dumbass he is. Could have made lots of money and ridden the rides as much as he wanted.

    • @rikmetz4720
      @rikmetz4720 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      True, he could even get more money.

    • @eliteteamkiller319
      @eliteteamkiller319 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@rikmetz4720 He could have just bought another park, and used the other one to fund it.

    • @georgygeorgiev8882
      @georgygeorgiev8882 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It wouldn't make him happy either way because Cartman finds happiness in other people suffering. I don't think he can be happy while others are having fun at all

    • @Hoezi02
      @Hoezi02 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wouldn't have worked. You can see how unhappy he is on the rides when other people are there too.

  • @cockoffgewgle4993
    @cockoffgewgle4993 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Why didn't Cartman just give himself a pass to the front of all lines and set a carriage aside for him? lol. He owned the park.

    • @mikelitorous5570
      @mikelitorous5570 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Cos he’s cartman and he wants to spite people he doesn’t like because he gets off on them being jealous of him or by him one upping other people

    • @kingbeef66
      @kingbeef66 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Cartman is short sighted and petty. He didn't even consider making money off the park to pay the IRS and Kenny's family and for his own fortune.

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cartman doesn't just hate lines, he hates big crowds of screaming kids on the rides and at the food and drink stands. He just wanted to enjoy his park alone.

    • @thegooneygamerboy5302
      @thegooneygamerboy5302 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do realize this is Eric Cartman your talking about, that fat fuck can’t understand the idea of settle or compromise, this man literally had a very successful Christian rock band all because he made a bet with Kyle that he will get five dollars if gets a platinum album for making Christian rock, he does so by taking the lyrics from popular love songs and adds Jesus to the end of every verse, and this works (unfortunately) and he makes literally millions off of his songs, when it’s revealed to him that Christian rock has mur album’s not platinum and due to that he will never get Kyles money he snaps like he just lost a life changing opportunity and yells fuck Jesus in front of entire crowd of his Christian fans, there is also the time where he made a bet Kyle that if he can prove there was a leprechaun Kyle will suck his balls for thirty seconds and if he doesn’t he has to pay Kyle 10 dollars, there was a signed contract and everything, Cartman ends up being right, unfortunately, and try’s to get Kyle to suck his balls but of course Kyle refuses to, so he brings this whole bet to court to force Kyle and WINS, when Kyle actually gives in and try’s to get it over this fuck try’s to make this a spectacle for everyone in school, putting on a genie costume, decorations and everything until the US government grabs Stan and Kyle for something important, so Cartman sneaks into the pentagon to get his balls sucked by Kyle, Kyle is then put in a room with with cartman to do it and sets up a camera, and puts on a crown and cape for it when he’s interrupted, Kyle goes into shock or something and passes out, Kyle wakes up in the hospital with Eric coming with a ice cream sundae and starts to prepare AGAIN, but this time with a throne, a Pope costume, and video camera pointing straight at his balls, this kid refuses to let something go and goes above and beyond to mess with people, so when you hear that let me ask you, does someone like that seem like they even want to be reasoned with and can even think of better ways?

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cartmen doesn't like riding with others, he loved being the only one who could use the rides

  • @UncannyAura
    @UncannyAura ปีที่แล้ว +108

    13:20 "Who Kenny?! He dies all the time!"
    Cartman remembers Kenny dying a lot! He's the only one who hasn't forgotten!

    • @brownstarslots
      @brownstarslots ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Timmy remembers too

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What about Kenny's parents?

    • @LewisZwarteLeeuwUS
      @LewisZwarteLeeuwUS 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@ForrestFox626Carol and Stuart pop out more Kennys than a gumball machine

  • @zach415
    @zach415 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The scene where Cartman is ranting about why he hates amusement parks is a direct reference to “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.” The Grinch has a similar rant about why he hates Christmas with “all the noise, noise, noise, noise!”

  • @el-violador
    @el-violador ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Also Cartman's bit about the lines is almost directly from "how the Grinch stole Christmas"
    "And the Who girls and boys would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys! And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise! That's one thing he hated! The Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!"

  • @porgolash287
    @porgolash287 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I LOVE the dynamics in this episode! Kyle slowly losing hope is very upsetting to watch but also tragically funny.

    • @Kaylaw9
      @Kaylaw9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His parents forgot to tell him the end of Job's story where God rewards him ×7.

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠Doesn't matter. The fact is that God still made Job suffer a TREMENDOUS DEAL just to prove a petty point to Satan. That's cold hearted and callous.

  • @Belleplainer
    @Belleplainer ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Kyle getting literally butthurt over Cartman's good fortune to the point of it nearly killing him and then being resuscitated due to Cartman's ill fortune speaks volumes about how Kyle feels about him.

    • @orangecat504
      @orangecat504 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You should watch the episode where Kyle steals Cartmans girl

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@orangecat504 Cartman mistreated and didn't even actually care about Heidi.

    • @orangecat504
      @orangecat504 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@0816M3RC true but he hated that Kyle bagged her though

    • @georgeprchal3924
      @georgeprchal3924 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yet they both despise Freedom Pals and PS4s.

    • @digitaladventurer2142
      @digitaladventurer2142 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      to be fair a good part of the dying part was the infected hemroid, and its not like Kyle is shy about admitting he hates Cartman and Vice Versa. Honestly I think this is Karma for what Cartman did to Scott Tenorman literally 2 episodes earlier.

  • @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower-
    @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower- ปีที่แล้ว +18

    In TV history, Cartman's reaction to sudden wealth is second only to Fry from Futurama reacting to his bank account balance after a thousand years of compound interest :D It had gone from less than a dollar to something like four billion dollars. When I was in high school and the topic of the math class of the day was simple interest and compound interest, our teacher showed us that Futurama clip and then told us "welcome to the wonderful world of compound interest" :D

  • @ljvwright
    @ljvwright ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I cannot believe no one has suggested the episode where cartman gets Tourette's episode. Hands down one of the funniest episodes of al time. (If it's already been done just ignore)

    • @joseandres3566
      @joseandres3566 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think the same

    • @davidbillberg2203
      @davidbillberg2203 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah! Le petit tourettes is a must!

    • @TheLegendOfRandy
      @TheLegendOfRandy ปีที่แล้ว +8

      _Why don't you have a seat._

    • @UpintheAir1395
      @UpintheAir1395 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@TheLegendOfRandy one of my favorite bits ever

    • @wavves9095
      @wavves9095 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidbillberg2203 what season

  • @Starkill3r306
    @Starkill3r306 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love how Kyle doesn’t realize he’s just butt hurt, then ask for justice right after popping his hemorrhoid because he tried breaking into an apartment park.

    • @jacobrickayzen2744
      @jacobrickayzen2744 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he's not just butthurt though if he's literally been told by an actual real doctor that he has hemmerhoids

    • @FrancoisDressler
      @FrancoisDressler ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jacobrickayzen2744 Manifestation of the butt hurt.

    • @jacobrickayzen2744
      @jacobrickayzen2744 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FrancoisDressler i guess. still, i think it's a shame - i think it is fine to feel butthurt if an evil person like Cartman gets a million dollars - and even more butthurt about the pain that being butthurt gives you!

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The issue is that Kyle's faith is destroyed because an unimaginably evil person like Cartmen gets rewarded and Kyle gets an infected hemmeroid
      Kyle's butthurt is over the fact that the most evil person Kyle knows in the world is being rewarded for being a selfish prick and him despite being good and doing as he was told by everyone including his faith gets punished

  • @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower-
    @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower- ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love that the Alabama Man commercial clip has become a regular appearance in your South Park reactions :D

  • @tarzapopohead
    @tarzapopohead ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It was actually a reference to the way The Grinch describes the Whos

  • @halfwaysleet
    @halfwaysleet ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Matt and Trey are geniuses, you can tell they put a lot of time and effort into each episode. Nice video.

    • @ericdegre3538
      @ericdegre3538 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, a full week! But seriously they're great.

    • @ermindedic3706
      @ermindedic3706 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ericdegre3538 less than that 😂

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ericdegre3538 It would take lesser minds than Trey Parker's several months to write and direct an episode this good.

  • @richieg-p6170
    @richieg-p6170 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I gotta say I HATE reaction vids but for some reason, you do a great job making rewatching my favorite show entertaining all over again. Your input is always on point and super fun seeing you translate the Japanese dialogue. Thank you Dash 👍 you definitely bring value that all reaction CC’s can learn from

    • @nagak112
      @nagak112 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Word!

    • @Cure_Hana
      @Cure_Hana ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think it’s because his reactions feel genuine and natural. He’s not just acting over-the-top and throwing out clickbait for the sake of views.

    • @amyjordan195
      @amyjordan195 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why are you clicking on reaction vids if you hate them? Just curious.

    • @richieg-p6170
      @richieg-p6170 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@amyjordan195 I haven’t clicked on many as they seemed lazy when I first saw them (if anything, they’d run on auto play while I’m working and I’d skip once I found it dumb). As for running into Dash Reacts, it was from an auto play after watching some other SP vids. He won my sub after he translated Japanese on Chinpokomon

    • @Saphthings
      @Saphthings ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and I HATE this sort of comment people do in life. Like, "I gotta say, I usually thing guys in glasses are so ugly, but it looks great on you!", or "I don't usually like latinos, but you're awesome! Other latinos should learn from you!"... wth... It's a sort of backhanded venomous comment that people say where they feel like they gave someone a compliment but it's really not... It's like saying, "I hate your type of channel, your type of content, and your type of vids... but you're ok!". Thanks?
      In the future if you don't want to make it backhanded delete everything before "you do a great job". There's literally no need to let someone know you dislike/hate something they're connected to if a compliment is the true intention.

  • @BajaBCat
    @BajaBCat ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lol yeah, Cartman's whole rant/monologue is from the original Grinch cartoon movie.

  • @cumexolaf3276
    @cumexolaf3276 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You ignored the most funny thing: How Cartman wheeled all that cash home.
    He didn't even use a bag or a briefcase.

  • @Mason32800
    @Mason32800 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The scene where Cartman is being doctor Seuss shockingly makes me think you haven’t seen the original “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” cartoon

    • @Christoff070
      @Christoff070 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude, he catches more film references than any of us ever will

  • @christiank7166
    @christiank7166 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Dash, I legit got laid off today. Your videos cheer me up so much. Thanks for always giving insightful opinions on your videos. Much appreciated seriously.

    • @octapusxft
      @octapusxft ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best wishes for quickly getting a good new job

    • @Dr.Cassandra
      @Dr.Cassandra ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hope you can find a new job quickly! Best of luck 😊

    • @christiank7166
      @christiank7166 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you fellows! First day of it is a shock and depression kicks in, but dash and south park always make me laugh! His positivity is inspiring. Thank you again ^^

    • @Big_Bag_of_Pus
      @Big_Bag_of_Pus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good luck man. Hope things turn around as fast as possible.

    • @KainHRAbel
      @KainHRAbel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope you're doing better, man. Laughter has gotten me through many sad times. I am addicted to Dash's reaction videos. Have binge watched them this week.

  • @wolfpredator1000
    @wolfpredator1000 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "A Scause for Applause" is another South Park episode with a lot of Dr Seuss in it, I recommend it

  • @nooneofconsequence1251
    @nooneofconsequence1251 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The "You can't come" approach is exactly what won the Cola Wars for Coke. Back in the 1980s they had started losing, badly, to Pepsi. So Coca Cola took their signature product off of store shelves and came out with a product they called New Coke which had been reformulated to be sweeter and taste more like Pepsi. Everyone hated it, and furthermore they were pissed off that they couldn't buy "old Coke" anywhere. A big black market sprung up for old cans of Coke, but the main company saw sales plummet even further than they had been. So... after several months, they brought back "old Coke," now called "Coca-Cola Classic," and sales immediately shot past Pepsi. People still hated New Coke, so that was eventually taken off of shelves. They've continued to outsell Pepsi ever since.

  • @wadeintonature2975
    @wadeintonature2975 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have just realized that this is the first and maybe only time one of the boys talks about Kenny's deaths

  • @jamieblakely4043
    @jamieblakely4043 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Definitely grinch references. From when he's talking about all the Christmas things the who's do that he hates

  • @byHexted
    @byHexted ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can’t believe it took this long to do this one this is a CLASSIC

  • @landonl958
    @landonl958 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    What a great episode on karma. Lots to be said about, "You can't have this" sort of business, Rolex, Bugatti, insert expensive and limited item here, etc... . I always felt Nintendo to be king at this ploy, making a very limited amount of Amiibos while everyone is in line clawing each other's eyes out. Great episode! The best Cartman episode that always gets me howling is from season 12, called, "Breast Cancer Show Ever", as his portrayal in that episode was dead-on exact to what it was like growing up in the west around mean-spirited kids. (I feel like you did that episode, but don't see it on your list.)

    • @ToHoldNothing
      @ToHoldNothing ปีที่แล้ว

      Artificial scarcity seems to have been a thing posited as far back as the early 50s, in a Phi Beta Kappa newsletter

  • @JMulvy
    @JMulvy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another business you might enjoy seeing Cartman in is Season 6, Episode 16: "My Future Self 'n' Me"

  • @EJBing
    @EJBing ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The episode “Scause for Applause” season 16 ep. 13 is about Dr. Seuss

  • @HasselHoffman-im5he
    @HasselHoffman-im5he ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Only Cartman would have fun in an amusement park by himself

    • @Sadarsa
      @Sadarsa ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Really? I'd love it.

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd have fun with about 20 other people. Most of which are my friends. But no more.

  • @hunterivey
    @hunterivey ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There's an episode where to get to see Cartman's family again, the episode is called Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson, it's hilarious.

    • @christopherb501
      @christopherb501 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't this the "again"? I thought this episode came later.

    • @ToHoldNothing
      @ToHoldNothing ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christopherb501 Yeah, Merry Xmas Charlie Manson is S2 and this is S5

  • @kaydenlafon7416
    @kaydenlafon7416 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My future self 'n' me- Season 6 episode 16, Cartman runs a business in this episode 😂

    • @beemerrobbie
      @beemerrobbie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Poop swatches

  • @nicktechnubyte1184
    @nicktechnubyte1184 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kyle: you are up there!
    Even though I'm an atheist, I say that was the best moment of the episode!

    • @InMaTeofDeath
      @InMaTeofDeath ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My personal favorite was always Kyle destroying the story of Job by pointing out the perfect moral being just ruined a moral innocent mans life and that of his family just to prove a point he already knew would happen to the most Evil creature in the universe. That's a W for the Devil if anyone.

    • @MasteRgamer-mk5bp
      @MasteRgamer-mk5bp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@InMaTeofDeath it's a W for job for sticking to his morals

    • @InMaTeofDeath
      @InMaTeofDeath ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MasteRgamer-mk5bp I would say that both of our comments are equally true, however sticking to your morals doesn't change the fact that the person he got those morals from screwed him over for no reason other than proving a point he already knew he would prove since he knows the future. Not a good look for the man upstairs.

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MasteRgamer-mk5bp You mean remaining a faithful slave.

    • @MasteRgamer-mk5bp
      @MasteRgamer-mk5bp ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@InMaTeofDeath your right but the the whole point of the story is that even when things are at their worst its easier to forsake God than to trust that he has larger plans

  • @knowEyeDeer
    @knowEyeDeer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's the same security guard as in the mall-cop from the Fingerbang episode. His go-to is the mace first, then "move along sir/ma'am" deadpan. 😘👌

    • @davidbillberg2203
      @davidbillberg2203 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha!! Fingerbang episode. What was that episode called?

  • @nickmathur5950
    @nickmathur5950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:57 I figured it out as soon as he said, “Lines, lines, lines, lines.” It’s a reference to “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”

  • @Nuetral768
    @Nuetral768 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually did experience the whole dying of a broken heart thing, and it actually takes a long time to recover... even if you can turn around the psychological factors the mind has still allowed enough parts to shut down and enough damage has occurred by then that it usually takes years to reverse.

  • @LauraDMcBryde
    @LauraDMcBryde ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thank you so much for reacting to one of my favourite episodes! This was awesome. You definitely deserve way more subscribers.

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My pleasure, Laura! I sincerely appreciate you watching and taking the time to comment.

  • @mikemath9508
    @mikemath9508 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the park owner has a quote i think the south park writers came up with, and I think it was a play on trying to make him a "no way, jose" rhyming guy
    "I don't care", said Pierre, "i'm from France"

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun Fact: When Timberland Boots were founded, the creators wanted an affordable, high quality boot for the working man.
    They originally sold the boots at competitive prices to cheap brands, even being higher quality then more expensive brands, but sales were down.
    They hired a concultant who did nothing but Quadruple the price and put a lot of money in TV Ads as the best work boot better and cheaper than the top brands guaranteed!
    All he did was sell it at a competitive price to the luxury boots at the ~100 dollar mark, selling for around 80 but making them better quality. Sales skyrocketed. Zero change to product.

  • @ViewerOnline101
    @ViewerOnline101 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how Kyle's parents left out from the story how Jobe received back everything he lost tenfold for his faith.

    • @ToHoldNothing
      @ToHoldNothing ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also how God essentially just lords the power it has and thus intimidates Job into submission anyway. The story is a mixed bag in that sense, especially since technically God didn't do anything, he let Satan do it, but that still would make God vicariously responsible in a way because he's supposed to be sovereign and thus this was within God's power to refuse the deal at all

    • @thehorrorhound6575
      @thehorrorhound6575 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You’re overlooking the most important part of the story. God is omnipresent which means he knows the past, future, and present. He knows what you’ll do before you do it. Satan literally bet god that jobe would give up his faith and god already knew the future and said “bet” and let jobe go through all this misery to prove a point to Satan that god already had foreseen and therefore knew would be the only outcome. The bet was meaningless

    • @ToHoldNothing
      @ToHoldNothing ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thehorrorhound6575 The story supposedly was a later addition anyway, not written in the same period as the Pentateuch or even some of the other major stuff in the Jewish canon, though that is as messy as Christian canon anyway in a different direction

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thehorrorhound6575 So why not just refuse Satan's bet? He is God, he could just tell Satan to f*ck off.

    • @thehorrorhound6575
      @thehorrorhound6575 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ToHoldNothing yeah if you take a step back and look at the story as it’s presented, you’re left with two options. Either 1. God didn’t know what was going to happen and left it totally up to chance on if Jobe would renounce his faith which would mean god isn’t all knowing and all seeing. Or 2. God knew what Jobe would do regardless of what happened to him and maliciously allowed a man’s entire family and live stock to be needlessly slaughtered because he knew he had nothing to lose on his end.

  • @marcosviniciusgarcialazaro193
    @marcosviniciusgarcialazaro193 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man... love your vídeos... Everytime I watch an episode i think "Dash would love this". These last few seasons were really great!!! Can't wait for more reactions

  • @davidmurray5399
    @davidmurray5399 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait until Eric gets the bill from the power company.

  • @blaketindle4703
    @blaketindle4703 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who gets hemorrhoids sometimes, their depiction of one at the end is so up-surd I lmfao😂

  • @dominicanemperor28
    @dominicanemperor28 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I wonder if the "You Can't Come" strategy could actually work, like how the Chewbacca defense came from the show and is now is a real law technique

    • @cumexolaf3276
      @cumexolaf3276 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      it was always a real law technique

  • @Saphthings
    @Saphthings ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this missed that the "rewarding" part of Job's story is that then Job is blessed with double the wives, and double the kids! :D
    Because you know, if God kills your child for a bet, then getting 2 kids later totally makes you forget your other child! :D

  • @eliteteamkiller319
    @eliteteamkiller319 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cartman messed up so badly. He could have used the funds from Cartmanland to make another theme park and then used that money to fund it.

  • @cjg8763
    @cjg8763 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That part with Kyle up on the fence always makes ME hurt! ouch!

  • @RealTrixster5817
    @RealTrixster5817 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm telling you man SE 12 EP 9 'Breast cancer show ever'. Your gonna be very satisfied after watching it. Hilarious!!

  • @ruzzodac
    @ruzzodac ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay, I'm a tourist; I spend 400$ on hotel, 800$ on travel, then like 80$ to get into a park and stand in line for 2 hours for one ride? I will gladly pay an extra 100$ for fast pass because where I'm from there is no Mega Coasters etc.!

  • @vukkumsp
    @vukkumsp ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your reactions are always both entertaining and knowledgeable.

  • @vanderlark
    @vanderlark ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If you ever get the itch for a newer episode again:
    S19E04 „You‘re not yelping“
    S19E05 „Safe space“
    S21E03 „Holiday Special“

    • @SSJfraz
      @SSJfraz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those all suck.

    • @Motownsports89
      @Motownsports89 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Fraser Stewart Why don't you like yelping or safe space?

    • @guybd5521
      @guybd5521 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The newer seasons are awesome!

    • @johnedward9948
      @johnedward9948 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Motownsports89 they are boring snd not funny

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnedward9948 Nope.

  • @boltthunder2061
    @boltthunder2061 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i always laugh whenever kyle says "might not shower me with his blessings of infected hemorrhoids"

  • @SayKyleNotCow
    @SayKyleNotCow ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:07 I’ve lived in Orlando my entire life. For the Orlando area, Disney by far has the worst lines, major attractions never seem to have small queues and even b-tier rides will have minimum 30-45+ minute waits. Universals lines are hit or miss with major attractions having some long lines but mostly manageable. Sea world is almost no lines, you just walk onto basically anything there.

  • @EJBing
    @EJBing ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The episode “Merry Christmas Charlie Manson” season 2, ep 16, about cartmans extended family

  • @sarasweightlossjourney1432
    @sarasweightlossjourney1432 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've been to several amusement parks and I will tell you without a doubt universal studios has the longest lines I've ever experienced. There was one ride it said 3 hours 3:22

  • @sportschad
    @sportschad ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seriously, Cartman is bar none, the most capable character in South Park when it comes to making money. He is relentless and creative when he wants to make money. It's just that his downfall always come down to being disappointed that he didn't get to one-up his "friends", or some kind of selfish reason that he didn't achieve, which will lead him to stop his money-making scheme, voluntarily. Almost every time, he is basically the one who decides when it stops often for some selfish petty reason. I guess this is deliberate writing from the creators as to avoid making a character like Cartman too powerful to balance out the show.

  • @albertsmith9315
    @albertsmith9315 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone that rejects South Park sight unseen just don't know how smart and clever the writing is. Its crude and vulgar and yet there's a lesson in most every episode.
    I'll never climb a fence with a hemorrhoid.

    • @christopherb501
      @christopherb501 ปีที่แล้ว

      Granted, some they have had to rightly walk back (Manbearpig, anyone?), but true.

  • @LilBig100
    @LilBig100 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you want to be formally introduced to Cartman’s family, you gotta watch “Merry Christmas, Charles Manson!”
    I know Christmas already passed, but it’s a great episode!

  • @Youngie761
    @Youngie761 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great one. It's so sad when Kyle gives up too.. Sad but hilarious.

  • @jimmymcfly9822
    @jimmymcfly9822 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Proper Condom Use” from season 5. It’s definitely a top shelf episode.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Guard maced everyone on sight... He didn't say what he'd shoot them with.
    For 60 bucks a day it makes sense he didn't have a gun, even back then that was good not great money. Around the same time my dad made 100 a night but that was on his feet baking, Harder job than telling kids not to yell.

  • @digitaladventurer2142
    @digitaladventurer2142 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yeah another classic Cartman episode, and I don't think Kyle lives to see Cartman suffer (not completely). its just he couldn't understand how such an evil person could suddenly be so blessed while he was made to suffer.

  • @backforblood3421
    @backforblood3421 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm sure this has been mentioned by now, but the whole "lines, lines, lines" thing is based on the "noise, noise, noise" thing from How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

  • @joshgellis3292
    @joshgellis3292 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Although the last time I was a toddler when my parents took me to Knots Berry Farm- I somehow keep thinking 15 minutes is reasonable line wait.

  • @Nsinger998
    @Nsinger998 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:17 - I believe the gentleman and little girl below him are based on Cartman's 'Father' and 'Sister' from the pilot.

  • @malice926
    @malice926 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:01 If I HAD to spend it, I would buy a cheap house for around $30-50 grand, repair everything in it, and build a complex bomb shelter underneath of it until I only had $500 grand left, I would then spend around $250 grand on computers and servers and then the rest I would give to charity.

  • @shagnscoob1785
    @shagnscoob1785 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As far as wait times at amusement parks go, I didn't experience it personally, but a friend of mine tried to call to reserve a visit to Super Nintendo World (Osaka, Japan) for him and his family, and the earliest reservation he could make that was available to him was in 7 months.

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh wow! I’ve never been to Universal Studios Japan, but wanted to go after I saw that they have a Super Nintendo World.

  • @Big_Bag_of_Pus
    @Big_Bag_of_Pus ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Recommendations: I think you'll find "Fatbeard" pretty funny. And one of my favorites that deserves more attention, focusing on Stan and his Grandpa, is "Cash For Gold". Finally, if you've ever seen the awful 80s movie _Red Dawn_ , the episode "Grey Dawn" is a good parody.

  • @steven95N
    @steven95N ปีที่แล้ว

    The Security guard was willing to shoot anyone on-site for less than $60 a day 🤣. Holy fuck.

  • @lamborgini86
    @lamborgini86 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love watching these , we get some more knowledge from you , aswell as rewatch south park , its such an amazing show

  • @casmo87
    @casmo87 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I went on a holiday as a kid to Cali and got to go to Disneyland, Knotts Berry Farm and Universal Studios, then down to San Diego to the Airbase, Sea World and SD Zoo. I still remember the rides at the theme parks (was a LONG time ago) but don't remember too much about lines. Maybe time of year effects this? (was around Halloween). Also was part of a special interest group so there was that lol?
    I enjoyed my time in the US, btw. Very good times indeed.

  • @shadowotter3116
    @shadowotter3116 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    always a good episode when cartman is miserable by the end

  • @GreenGrassInc
    @GreenGrassInc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he's doing the grinch who stole christmas, the dude blowing trumpet is the 'noise noise noise'

  • @ZaibasLightningRanger
    @ZaibasLightningRanger ปีที่แล้ว

    8:20 "Roller Coaster Tycoon 🚨Alert SFX🚨"

  • @joelt00b
    @joelt00b ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you want to see more of cartmans family see Season 2 Episode 16 "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson"

  • @Oleoay
    @Oleoay ปีที่แล้ว

    "How do you spend $1 million dollars without investing it?" Reminds me of the Richard Pryor/John Candy movie "Brewster's Millions"

  • @minuette1752
    @minuette1752 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember Disney having the longest lines but it has been so long since I have been to DIsney World once, Adventure Land a few times, and Six flags a few times.

  • @questionblock8949
    @questionblock8949 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember in 1999 waiting for the Indiana Jones ride in Disneyland California for two hours. Was worth it tho, that ride was fantastic

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went there a year ago and that ride was a full walk-on. But the queue area is so long that it still took me 30 minutes to ride it three times.
      The only real lines that day were in the afternoon for the rides that were closed in the morning, Matterhorn and Splash Mountain. And there was still a lottery to get on the newest Star Wars ride at the time.

  • @jessepollack2815
    @jessepollack2815 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’d recommend “Kenny Dies” and “Passion of the Jew”, great episodes

  • @80MWH
    @80MWH ปีที่แล้ว

    4:53
    In 2010, I went on Splash Mountain so early, I had a log vehicle all to myself.
    I thought of this line when seeing the pic taken of me.

  • @jkayrichardson3366
    @jkayrichardson3366 ปีที่แล้ว

    The michael bay gets the keep on making movies line was in reference to Pearl Harbour from 2003, way before the transformers movies

  • @thefloorist5169
    @thefloorist5169 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last time I went to a theme park it was freezing, so it wasn't so busy and the maximum waiting time in a line was 30 minutes!

  • @paulweston8408
    @paulweston8408 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so glad you finally got to this episode. I LOVE them telling Kyle the story of Job. Me and my daughters are always telling each other after a bad thing "and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies"!
    Looking forward to whichever episode you pick next and thank you for the smiles and laughs.

  • @johnedward9948
    @johnedward9948 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Season 5-8/10 are pure gold :D

  • @tony020480
    @tony020480 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This episode is S-tier South Park and could make a hilarious live action movie.

  • @blaketindle4703
    @blaketindle4703 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love this episode! 😂
    Please do another great season 5 episode, “Here Comes the Neighborhood”. It’s mostly about Token. Also many rich black celebrities move to South Park. And the townspeople are pissed! But it’s not about race…….or is it lol?

  • @deminybs
    @deminybs ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that ending is superb

  • @byHexted
    @byHexted ปีที่แล้ว

    3:30 is a grinch reference, this entire bit is referring to when he’s complaining about whoville and all their annoying shit. That’s why they throw in all those suess like non words

  • @greenyoshi48
    @greenyoshi48 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is the best reaction channel, I always look forward to see you react man,

  • @danielwindward5240
    @danielwindward5240 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The end of this episode actually makes me feel bad for cartman, he may be a little scumbag, but noone deserves to be boned by the IRS like that

  • @andrewyang6221
    @andrewyang6221 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just got back from Universal Studios a few days ago, the longest wait time I saw was 145-195 minutes for the new Hagrid-themed ride in the Hogsmeade (Harry Potter) section.

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  ปีที่แล้ว

      😯 Dear God!!! 😯
      Thanks for sharing this! That makes me wonder what the wait times would be like for Super Nintendo World here in Universal Studios Japan…🤔

  • @icomeandgobybubble87
    @icomeandgobybubble87 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that you add captions for Kenny

  • @ryanghantous7350
    @ryanghantous7350 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've never been to Disney World nor Universal Studios. I went to Six Flags in New Jersey back in 2013, and the lines were short, and I have been to Dorney Park twice. I do remember the first time I was in Dorney was in 2005 in a class trip, and the lines were long af on both the water rides and the Rollercoasters

  • @JaneDoe-cz5oe
    @JaneDoe-cz5oe ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm impressed you understood even two words of what Kenny was rambling.

  • @frequensea9434
    @frequensea9434 ปีที่แล้ว

    I went to universal Florida in July of last year.
    Here’s the trick.
    Don’t pay for fast pass BS.
    Always do RIDE SHARE.
    You don’t get to ride with your significant other, but you get on the ride in like 5-10 min tops on EVERY RIDE.
    It’s the only way to do it, why do you need to ride with your significant other? Why, you get to go on less rides. Also, you sometimes get to ride with them anyways but like one car behind

  • @bejita7831
    @bejita7831 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cartman's Incredible Gift 8x13 is another great episode for more Cartman fun. Cheers for the videos =D

  • @connorredshaw7994
    @connorredshaw7994 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Your reaction to Kenny dying 😂

  • @Nsinger998
    @Nsinger998 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Job ends with Job being given twice what he once had.

  • @andresgonzaleztorres3808
    @andresgonzaleztorres3808 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Oh My God, Kenny died in Cartmanland!!”
    “Eric, you weasel bastard!!”

  • @SaavyScandi517
    @SaavyScandi517 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always think of Office Space, "what would you do if you had a million dollars?" "2 chicks at the same time"

  • @owl509
    @owl509 ปีที่แล้ว

    There's another episode from season two called 'Merry Christmas Charlie Manson' and we get to see Cartman's family even more

  • @fuzzballzz36
    @fuzzballzz36 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dash, Cartman is the Grinch! "All the noise, noise, noise, noise!"

  • @Mikeyz123
    @Mikeyz123 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love your videos! All the episodes are great so whatever you do next, you’ll have me watching

    • @dash.reacts
      @dash.reacts  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks, Mikey!!! 🙏 🤜 🤛