Usually Hank is the smart straight laced one and Dale is a paranoid idiot who thinks the world is out to get you...yet somehow Dale managed to outsmart Hank and make him look stupid...that is genius.
One of the best quotes I’ve ever heard is as follows: “ I wouldn’t have to control my anger if people would learn how to control their stupidity!” Not sure who said it but… yep
Well, he lost a finger, plus surgery to have it placed back onto him, he would have lost a significant amount of blood. Meaning he wouldn't be able to stand for around a day.
@Draigun Nah he is just a coward he doesn't do well in confrontations without guns so the moment he saw that he simply panicked lol. He is actually quite more cunning than you give him credit for esp since he has a second and third persona that makes him lots of money getting government checks lol and even knows 5 languages just his quirks does that to him x'D. Plus why aren't we laughing at the fact the tape measure some how managed to rack Bill xD.
Hey man i tell ya what man talkin bout dang ol Dale man puttin his dang ol finger in the way man talkin bout kkkrrrzzzkk chop off dang ol cigarette finger man
Such incredible writing. Yesterday I read they may bring the show back but age everyone 10 years. Can you imagine a 23 year old Bobby!? I have no idea what to expect, I just hope he's his own thing and not a stereotypical millennial.
@@UniteForgetLeftRight if they did the show would be ruined because it was using real life situations to take the piss out of asinine things within Society at Large. And there's a certain group that has a way too big of ego to allow that to happen to their group's ideology. that like to act like Dale here but to more extreme measures.
Think about the first episode and how Dale and Bill and somewhat Boomhauer through hang under the bus but the CPS worker. They're idiots well Dale and Bill are with building emasculated so much over the years he's become a submissive bitch therefore easily persuadable. Well most people can't understand Boomhauer and just go off conjecture and what they think he's actually telling them.
I went to jail for domestic violence once. Never laid a finger on her but it didn't matter. When a woman makes an accusation you're screwed, the courts will believe anything a woman says at face value.
Yes, but Hank takes his eyes away from cutting the board for an extended period of time watching Dale talk, whom he shouldn't be able to hear over the sounds of the saw. That's a pretty significant workshop fail.
Johnny Hardwick, known for his role as the voice of Dale Gribble on *King of the Hill*, was a talented voice actor and writer. His work left a lasting impact, and it's clear he will be missed by many.
OOooh... I thought he said "mess" not "vest"... it really weirded me out. Not that vest is all that much better, but at least it's less open to interpretation.
3:14 "Oh God he's on another rampage! Pray for us all!" The deliver of this always cracks me up. But I do truely feel sympathetic towards Hank's plight in this episode. It wasn't his fault, Dale was stupid enough to put his finger in front of the saw when Hank was clearly upset and was being over the top obnoxious towards his best friend throughout.
Dale's a dumbass that knows how to play the victim card not unlike a certain very repugnant ideology that's destroying a lot of the first world right now.
@@saberiandream316 I'm not "condemning" him, I'm just calling him out for being an idiot, he should have known to move his finger when the blade was coming towards it.
@@Sirdink4 you seemed to have a serious problem controlling your rage. I'm sending you to an anger management class until you pass restraining order remains effect
This episode probably best exemplifies the whole concept of the program. It shows how Hank has to deal with idiots all around his environment; but at the same time is able to examine himself at times if the occasion calls for it.
My teacher played this clip at my class today, and afterward, he asked us who was at fault, and almost everyone said both Hank and Dale. Dale because he wasn't paying attention where his finger was and Hank because he didn't stop the saw in time.
Bill and Boomhauer are uncharacteristically bastards in this episode. Dale, you kind of expect it, but they saw Dale was shoving his finger there, and still treated it like Hank did it on purpose.
@K W Was it a Pearson book? I probably had the same one in college and I fucking hated that course. No idea why I needed to take it being in a Network Engineering degree program. lmfao
He didn't because Hank probably didn't press charges, which is upsetting because I totally would have, especially if he were to do the same to me when it was his own fault that his finger got cut off.
Hank: "Your honour it's Dale's fault he shouldn't of bothered me and he has been pestering me and annoying me I would like to fill out a restraining order on him."
I can't tell which is weirder: the fact that Bill just admitted to making a vest out of Peggy's underwear quite loudly, or the fact that neither Dale nor Boomhauer have any reaction to that statement. The latter implies that it was information they already had. Of course, they could have also been ignoring Bill and didn't even hear the crazy thing he said.
Your mistake is assuming the latter means that they must have known prior to. I don't think any of them found it surprising or strange coming from Bill, and Hank only reacted because it was his wife's underwear.
YOU SEEM TO HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM CONTROLLING YOUR RAGE!!!! I'm sentencing you to an anger management class, until you pass the restraining order remains in effect
I know you didn’t mean it. Like how Bill didn’t mean to give you guys Lice. I still laugh at when Dale was running from you when you were going to kick his ass when he ruined your lawn.
@Whiterun Guard im right handed but actually tend to use my left hand for a lot of stuff, including smoking just about everything but writing, now that i think about it
Somewhat considering same creator in a way they borrow the plot but in a more real world adult aspect to it well taking the piss out of anger management classes and how asinine they really are.
...the hospital not only willingly modified a wheelchair to accommodate his smoking needs, but also let him LIGHT ONE INSIDE THE PLACE?! Do they think it's the 1950s? Also 1:20 Phrasing!
I can't speak for Texas, but the show starts in 1997. Public Smoking _was_ still a thing that year in cafeterias, at least for Monroeville Mall, but it was pretty close to the end. I was there, eating pretzels in 1996 - 1997.
Funny thing they all talk about taking shop class and all that but Dale apparently forgot rule number one keep your freaking fingers away from any spinning blades and don't stand in front of anybody with tools active.
LOL this is why this show is amazing. Dale, the anti government guy uses the system against the most legally anal retentive guy in the world.
trumpet12345 Damn I never really thought about that one.
Uh uhhhhh
Usually Hank is the smart straight laced one and Dale is a paranoid idiot who thinks the world is out to get you...yet somehow Dale managed to outsmart Hank and make him look stupid...that is genius.
Dale is incredibly well read in that sort of thing, he legit could be a lawyer. Like that time he helped John Redcorn get land.
@@American-Zero Dale is woke af I dont what you're talking about.
"I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots."
I can see exactly where Hank is coming from.
Hold it right there!
Entiendo a Hank
Yep
One of the best quotes I’ve ever heard is as follows: “ I wouldn’t have to control my anger if people would learn how to control their stupidity!” Not sure who said it but… yep
* we all get stuck in some one else's idiocy at some point, current frustration....
"It always happens to the younger, prettier ones"
If it was up to you , you would've filled my buddy tunnel with cement so that no one else can use it
Sir, do you wish to press assault charges?
Oh shit I didn't even hear that
@Skrt Skrtand see that his human rights are roundly violated
@@ryanbarth6691 i'm pretty sure that was a low-key gay joke. I've never gotten it till now.
Dale needs a wheelchair just so he can smoke a cigarrette...
Well, he lost a finger, plus surgery to have it placed back onto him, he would have lost a significant amount of blood. Meaning he wouldn't be able to stand for around a day.
Juan R most states require hospitals are legally required to wheel patients out after surgery
Juan R He's an idiot
Its just a finger, he couldnt've bled too bad. I got my arm impaled in my childhood and was doing just fine after they stiched it up
Not Alpharius
impaled with what? What were you doing as a kid? I'm curious now.
"Oh god, he's on another rampage!"
AtlanticSpamHammer "Pray for us all!"
The incredible Hank smaaassshhhh
@Draigun Nah he is just a coward he doesn't do well in confrontations without guns so the moment he saw that he simply panicked lol. He is actually quite more cunning than you give him credit for esp since he has a second and third persona that makes him lots of money getting government checks lol and even knows 5 languages just his quirks does that to him x'D. Plus why aren't we laughing at the fact the tape measure some how managed to rack Bill xD.
eternallegacy89 u right 👌🏻
@@Saucy__Jack Bill: (whimpers)
LMAO "Fill my buddy tunnel with cement so nobody else could use it" KOTH innuendo mastery
I was looking for this comment, but I was disappointed with the lack of upvotes.
"It always happens to the younger, prettier ones."
I didn't realize how wrong this sounded until I saw this comment. 😳
Sir, do you wish to press assault charges?
The way you said it. That’s what she said
Dale: Officer, take him away and see that his human rights are roundly violated
LMAO!!!
Mr Hill , Mr Gribble alleges you intentionally severed his finger
Ryan Barth Your Honor, it was an accident. We’re wasting valuable legal resources here.
ShavonCampbell14 Objection, conjecture, objecture.
@@seandelaney4421 THAT'S NOT A WORD!
@@Theelectroarcheologist MR. HILL PLEASE CONTROL YOUR OUTBURST!
How did Hank lose that case with TWO witnesses who said it was Dale's fault?
because the witnesses are idiots aswell
Jammin Out well boomhower is smart its just that its hard to understand him
Hey man i tell ya what man talkin bout dang ol Dale man puttin his dang ol finger in the way man talkin bout kkkrrrzzzkk chop off dang ol cigarette finger man
Then again, Boomhower is a Law Enforcement Officer, his word carries a lot of weight in court.
lol
"I've been known to do carpentry stone-drunk, but you're normally so careful!"
I love this show.
Such incredible writing. Yesterday I read they may bring the show back but age everyone 10 years. Can you imagine a 23 year old Bobby!? I have no idea what to expect, I just hope he's his own thing and not a stereotypical millennial.
One hand on my elbow!
@@UniteForgetLeftRight if they did the show would be ruined because it was using real life situations to take the piss out of asinine things within Society at Large. And there's a certain group that has a way too big of ego to allow that to happen to their group's ideology. that like to act like Dale here but to more extreme measures.
Made vest out of wife's underpants
@@Doctor_Odin Sweet you somehow politicized a hypothetical reboot what a fucking moron.
I like how they’re drinking their hospital coffee like they do their alley beer
And Dale with his cigarette attached to his wheelchair. 😂
I like how Hank totally glosses over the fact that Bill admitted to making a vest out of Peggy's underpants.
as much as I enjoy watching Bill he is a god damn creep
how does this not have more likes or replies? is nobody gonna talk about this? Bro does Bill sneak into their house at night? jesus christ.
Its why the tape measure swinging in his dingaling is so perfect.Bill gets his😅
@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKittyBill says this shit all the time. Sometimes Hank writes it off and sometimes he gets mad at Bill.
I'm surprised boomhower wasn't the one to confess that
“I don’t have a problem with anger, I have a problem with idiots” I couldn’t have said it better myself.
I have that same problem.
I wonder why the guys didn't vouch for Hank when they were clearly there to see Dale putting his finger in front of the operating saw. How asinine.
zeldafreak701 hank has stupid friends
ok hank we know its you
Bill is easily persuaded to others and boomhower just does what majority does
Think about the first episode and how Dale and Bill and somewhat Boomhauer through hang under the bus but the CPS worker.
They're idiots well Dale and Bill are with building emasculated so much over the years he's become a submissive bitch therefore easily persuadable. Well most people can't understand Boomhauer and just go off conjecture and what they think he's actually telling them.
You do realize this is a cartoon don't you lol
Hank Hill is like the polar opposite of Peter Griffin. He's level headed, everyone around him is stupid, and he suffers for it. 😂
Feels more like Peter griffin is the mixture of dale and bill in personality wise
Good point. Hanks suffers for everyone, but Peter makes everyone suffer.
@@accountnotusedanymore9119 nah, peter is the embodiment of everything wrong with the world
Dull witted
Not stupid
To be fair Hank doesn’t have stupid moments but he can be clueless
"Oh God, he is on another rampage! Pray for us all!"
Bill: (whimpers)
I feel so bad for hank in this episode. It was dales fault for even putting his finger in front of the blade. You just don’t do that.
Yeah he kept getting his hand closer to the saw.
Dale should of gone to Jail for pestering Hank.
I went to jail for domestic violence once. Never laid a finger on her but it didn't matter. When a woman makes an accusation you're screwed, the courts will believe anything a woman says at face value.
Yes, but Hank takes his eyes away from cutting the board for an extended period of time watching Dale talk, whom he shouldn't be able to hear over the sounds of the saw. That's a pretty significant workshop fail.
Alex thats why hank said it was an ACCIDENT. Dale claimed hank did it on purpose.
Mike Judge one of the best comedy writers of all time. A true favorite of mine.
RIP Johnny Hardwick. He Will Forever Be Missed🙏👍
Johnny Hardwick, known for his role as the voice of Dale Gribble on *King of the Hill*, was a talented voice actor and writer. His work left a lasting impact, and it's clear he will be missed by many.
"I once made a vest out of your wifes underpants"
I think Hank is getting 2 restraining orders this week.
OOooh... I thought he said "mess" not "vest"... it really weirded me out. Not that vest is all that much better, but at least it's less open to interpretation.
@@Zorak9595 Hilarious.
I can't imagine what you're gonna do to me
“C’mon I wouldn’t hurt you, you guys know I don’t have a problem with anger, I have a problem with idiots.”
@@hungry_wolfgamer3168 Hold it right there!
"Dale... I'm surprized no one's killed you yet."
~Coach Sours
Salt tablet
@@bethanyoneal5789 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gribble*
@@bethanyoneal5789 "Take a salt tablet."
When people get the quote wrong... Breaks your heart, doesn't it?
Take a salt tablet. @Homer_Noobson
Ladies and gentlemen, today we have lost the voice of Dale himself. May he rest in peace.
Probably a bad video to put this on ngl.
"one more step and you'll have to move to a similar house a few blocks away"
Lmao
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
This is t-shirt worthy.
Me too.
3:14 "Oh God he's on another rampage! Pray for us all!" The deliver of this always cracks me up. But I do truely feel sympathetic towards Hank's plight in this episode. It wasn't his fault, Dale was stupid enough to put his finger in front of the saw when Hank was clearly upset and was being over the top obnoxious towards his best friend throughout.
Bill: (whimpers)
No kidding.
The tape measure hitting Bill in the nuts was too funny haha
I like to think that Dale was screaming not because of pain, but because of the shock at seeing his finger cut off.
I like how at 0:44 it’s like they’re in the alley but drinking small water cups instead of beer lol
It was Dale's fault. He should have KNOWN not to put his hand anywhere near a circular saw that is obviously on, let alone in the path of the blade.
Dale's a dumbass that knows how to play the victim card not unlike a certain very repugnant ideology that's destroying a lot of the first world right now.
@@saberiandream316 I'm not "condemning" him, I'm just calling him out for being an idiot, he should have known to move his finger when the blade was coming towards it.
AGREE I
Pokémon Trainer Elio yeah who puts their finger in front of a saw
@@Doctor_Odin Yeah, those dirty Monarchists are tryin to bring back the Hawai'ian Kingdom.
Dale Gribble: Master Troll
Dale needs to go back under the bridge he came from.
Don't you mean rusty
xsailor85 don’t you mean under the tunnel he built under their houses? :^)
DAT scream doh
RIP Johnny Hardwick.
OBJECTURE!!
That's not a word!
Mr. Hill, please control your outbursts
WHAT?! That is crazy I lived within a hundred feet of him. How am I gonna fix the house that he ruined?
@@Sirdink4 you seemed to have a serious problem controlling your rage. I'm sending you to an anger management class until you pass restraining order remains effect
Daniel Morante anger management? That’s for people who spit up emotes I don’t need that class
1:11 Such an underrated joke!
Every single second of this clip is absolute gold!
I love how Dale notices his finger cut off when he can’t smoke his cigarette. Lol
This episode probably best exemplifies the whole concept of the program. It shows how Hank has to deal with idiots all around his environment; but at the same time is able to examine himself at times if the occasion calls for it.
The eyebrow raise from the officer to the nurse when Hanks says he never should have moved in is gold XD
I love how he doesn’t realize his finger is gone until he looks at it 😂 like he couldn’t feel it getting cut off 😂😂
With a fine blade you don't usually feel it at first.
lack of circulation from chainsmoking maybe lol
Hank keeps all his blades razor sharp.
He went into shock.
My teacher played this clip at my class today, and afterward, he asked us who was at fault, and almost everyone said both Hank and Dale. Dale because he wasn't paying attention where his finger was and Hank because he didn't stop the saw in time.
Bill and Boomhauer are uncharacteristically bastards in this episode. Dale, you kind of expect it, but they saw Dale was shoving his finger there, and still treated it like Hank did it on purpose.
I mean Bill yeah this isn't an episode I root for. You can't understand Boomhauer so he gets a pass
I love how the tape measure defies modern physics and whacks bill in the nuts.
"modern physics"
Ben B You might wanna google what the term modern physics means before you make condescending quotes. :)
@K W Was it a Pearson book? I probably had the same one in college and I fucking hated that course. No idea why I needed to take it being in a Network Engineering degree program. lmfao
@@lonerider92 "condescending quotes"
@@lonerider92 “:)”
Dale has no feeling in the finger you cut off. LMAO
That's our law system for ya. And Dill get's nothing for secretely building a tunnel under his house.
He didn't because Hank probably didn't press charges, which is upsetting because I totally would have, especially if he were to do the same to me when it was his own fault that his finger got cut off.
@@Kaboomboo you would think some governmental officials would have reported it and dale would be in some legal hot water
Who the fuck is Dill
@@Kaboomboo hank is a better man than most. He doesn't want to get dale into trouble, even if he clearly deserves it
damn, the guy turned into a pickle
To be fair, this was Dale’s fault to begin with for putting his finger around the cutting space of the electric saw.
I just love how Dale losing his finger plays no part in future episodes
He got it reattached.
That wheelchair cigarette holder gag is honestly the most underrated joke in the history of the show.
"You'll have to move into a similar house a few blocks away..not too pretty of a picture is it?"
This show is a masterpiece
I love how the comments are taking this situation super seriously. This show really made us feel a connection to these characters 😊😊😊
Bill: I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts. @ 3:14 he gets his wish. Minus the son part
3:14
0:34 Bill's reaction is the best
He's used to a lot of shit but not this
1:52 Mr Hill please control your outburst
Hank Hill is going to be in a fail mood
Hank: "Your honour it's Dale's fault he shouldn't of bothered me and he has been pestering me and annoying me I would like to fill out a restraining order on him."
I'm issuing you a restraining order
I can't tell which is weirder: the fact that Bill just admitted to making a vest out of Peggy's underwear quite loudly, or the fact that neither Dale nor Boomhauer have any reaction to that statement. The latter implies that it was information they already had. Of course, they could have also been ignoring Bill and didn't even hear the crazy thing he said.
Your mistake is assuming the latter means that they must have known prior to. I don't think any of them found it surprising or strange coming from Bill, and Hank only reacted because it was his wife's underwear.
If there was ever a time to kick Dales ass, it was this episode!!
Nah bro. That Tape Measure had it out for Bill lol
1:41 Hank: Your honor it was an accident
Objection. Conjecter. Objector😂😂😂
peaceteen749 Mr. Hill please control your outbursts! I am issuing a restraining order. You are not to go within 100 feet of Mr. Gribble.
If it's a word, what does it mean?
Tyler Palkovitz Hwat?! That is crazy I live within 100 feet of him! How am I gonna fix the house that he ruined?
YOU SEEM TO HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM CONTROLLING YOUR RAGE!!!! I'm sentencing you to an anger management class, until you pass the restraining order remains in effect
Anger management? That’s for guys who spit on umpires I don’t need that class.
Octavio is Dale's lawyer LOL
Octavio is Dale’s Gal Friday
DJ Octavio?
Like I told you before, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Yeah!!!
I know you didn’t mean it. Like how Bill didn’t mean to give you guys Lice. I still laugh at when Dale was running from you when you were going to kick his ass when he ruined your lawn.
Hank I know it wasn't your fault. Dale is a dumbass.
I agree, he clearly put his hand in the way of the saw
Victor Flores That’s not a word!
Does he actually refuse to use his left hand to smoke?
gredangeo After 6 years i have found the answer...
Yes
This reply is underappreciated
Whiterun Guard why would your right hand be fucked up? Did you take an arrow to it?
You ever try using a lighter with a cast?
@Whiterun Guard im right handed but actually tend to use my left hand for a lot of stuff, including smoking
just about everything but writing, now that i think about it
I love how they stand like they’re drinking in the alley when they’re in the hospital
It was Dale’s own fault.
2:51 I love what Bill admits here
The amount of detail on that skillsaw suggests the animators are much more like Hank than we realized..
3:14 The best part.
PRAY FOR US ALL!!
Agent1W hell yea
The worst part
No, 1:19 is the best part.
Marge did the same thing to Homer in Trilogy of Error. This is why it's rated TV-14.
Ending was the best thing ever. I probably laughed more than I should have.
Poor Bill.
I like how both the nurse and the cop both think Dale is some sort of mistreated lover.
That judge is the one who should take an anger management class for not having patience and ignoring hanks evidence.
“Smaller, prettier ones” 😂😂😂 well good on Dale for being complimented in such a manner.
"Make sure he is roundly violated."
Jeez I accidentally watched this as a kid and it scarred me
I was also scarred the first time I saw this.
Hi Sagan
What the screaming
For me, I’m surprised THIS exists in the show considering how tame it is, and it focuses more on the humor and sexual content.
1:47 funniest part
I like how the cops starts to think they are special friends lol
The other two gave their testimonies, but Bill broke down crying and Boomhauer couldn't be understood.
I wonder was this episode a tribute to beevis and butthead?
SSJ Carl Heh hehh, heh, hmmmheh. That was cool.
SSJ Carl Lol probably is, And even KOTH other episode "Bobby Goes Nuts" when Bobby kicked Hank in the Nads, Beavis would be proud xD
SSJ Carl you know Mike Judge created Beavis and Butt-Head
SSJ Carl Breaking the law! Breaking the law!!!!
Somewhat considering same creator in a way they borrow the plot but in a more real world adult aspect to it well taking the piss out of anger management classes and how asinine they really are.
RIP Johnny Hardwick
That's why you should never put your finger in front of sharp objects
"Dale those were paper towels" 😂😂
Well it was Dale's fault that he put his hand near the saw in the first place he can't blame Hank for that
Andrew Warren yeah
I'm suprised that he didn't feel it for like 3 seconds.
@@mikebrown1906 Shock and adrenaline
What a coincidence ... I also do carpentry when I'm stone-drunk!
I love how they thought it was a domestic violence situation lol
"And I just re read that safety manual" lol knowing Hank that was just for fun
0:33 Bill’s reaction there cracks me TF up😂
Dale's like that one guy that says "are you threatening me? I'm calling the police" when you say hi
This moment has been with me ever since I was a child.
"You seem to have a serious problem controlling your rage."
...the hospital not only willingly modified a wheelchair to accommodate his smoking needs, but also let him LIGHT ONE INSIDE THE PLACE?! Do they think it's the 1950s?
Also
1:20 Phrasing!
I can't speak for Texas, but the show starts in 1997. Public Smoking _was_ still a thing that year in cafeterias, at least for Monroeville Mall, but it was pretty close to the end. I was there, eating pretzels in 1996 - 1997.
"Dale, those were paper towels" Good lord this show is fucking genius.
I love how he’s using the IV bag holder to carry his cigarette!😂
"If it was up to you, you would've filled my buddy tunnel with cement so no one else could use it!" lol
Sir, do you wish to press assault charges?
Hank has great patience for not killing dale
I love how Dale didn't even feel his own finger getting cut off until Hank and friends reacted
Electrician here and trust me a circular saw will do that to you yeah these things cut through metal, flesh, and bone with no resistance
thats what dale gets for digging a hole under hanks house
it’s kind of touching for hank to say “i cut off my best friends finger”
"I mean, i've been known to do carpentry stoned n drunk but you're usually so careful in the shop" lmfaoo
Damn, I was waiting for Hank Hill to get so fed up that he'd tell the judge,"I'm gonna kick your ass!"😅😁
"One of you can come stand near me!"
"I'll wait till you pass that anger management class."
Funny thing they all talk about taking shop class and all that but Dale apparently forgot rule number one keep your freaking fingers away from any spinning blades and don't stand in front of anybody with tools active.
Hank is smarter than the judge.
*OBJECTURE*
I can't believe that the judge would even listen to Dale! I mean he's a jackass!
Nickels Only "That's not a word!" xD
1:47
@@saberiandream316 :
What's a trope?
"Objection conjecture objecture" lmfaooooooo