r/Prorevenge My Family Tried To Scam Me Out of A $1,000,000!

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  • @nogoat
    @nogoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1114

    2 Life tips.
    1 . Don't talk without a lawyer.
    2 . Don't talk to your opposing lawyer.

    • @Excel-erate-
      @Excel-erate- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      3. dont say anything incriminating

    • @northernlights9533
      @northernlights9533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      4.dont say unnecessary sh*t shut your trap

    • @jamierobinson7004
      @jamierobinson7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      5. Don’t do anything stupid in general

    • @klugevil
      @klugevil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      6. when bad boss ask you to do something stupid get it in writing.

    • @dovis7824
      @dovis7824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      7. Pour cereal before milk

  • @comic_will8231
    @comic_will8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    Parents on Christmas morning: one more hour please!
    Kids on Christmas morning: WE RIDE AT DAWN BITCHES

    • @Tycho_The_Taco
      @Tycho_The_Taco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dawn is in one more hour lmao(for me)

    • @Tycho_The_Taco
      @Tycho_The_Taco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ohCoool right? When I was their age, I got up after one and woke my parents up

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tycho_The_Taco my name is yoshicage kira I do not work as i am underage I normally go to bed by 8:00 PM but I've been kept awake so I wake up so I wake up at 8:00 AM, I do not fool myself with fighting, as that would make me stay awake, however if I were to fight I wouldn't lose

    • @Tycho_The_Taco
      @Tycho_The_Taco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lazyliongames5858 pardon? Sorry I’m not sure I understand...

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tycho_The_Taco I’m 14 and I still do that.
      I think anyone who lives with their parents does it lol

  • @everydayjokes2321
    @everydayjokes2321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Christmas joke of the day:
    Wife: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas
    Me: *sipping toast* "Why?"

    • @staciemohler4624
      @staciemohler4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I don’t see why she regrets getting the blender

    • @danielgirkus5271
      @danielgirkus5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I found one. What is it called when a snowman and a vampire mix together.
      A frostbite...
      It's not that funny

    • @danthebunnie_origins1146
      @danthebunnie_origins1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Fen I don't see it to be wrong

    • @DJM10000
      @DJM10000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Fen And your point? -Me typing while slurping toast

    • @gerrard1144
      @gerrard1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Noo Toast is dead.

  • @condorboss3339
    @condorboss3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    First story: That sort of restriction on an inheritance is called an _entailment_ . For the most part, they are now illegal in the US and the UK. (There are some specialized uses still allowed.)

    • @Shadow_Hawk_Streaming
      @Shadow_Hawk_Streaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      presumably the way that you'd get around it is having a contract included in the will that the recipient signs agreeing to the terms prior to the death or perhaps at the reading, this would become a legal contract I would have thought?

    • @nolalookenbill7053
      @nolalookenbill7053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My mom, her sister and my sister all got entailments on my grandpa's (mom's side) will after he died, but it's because he owed debts and we didn't want to deal with any of that stuff

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Karen: I AM NOT GONNA PAY YOU!!
    OP: im gonna end this Karen's whole career

    • @elanrg
      @elanrg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Merry Christmas

    • @r8wells
      @r8wells 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How original 🙄

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@r8wells I guess they at least meant it literally for once ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @childfromtheinternet3683
    @childfromtheinternet3683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    First story: OP you did the right thing, if this wasn’t taken care of your uncles side of family could have got away with total FRAUD! Your uncles aide is messed up and you are amazing for taking things into your own hands. Even if you didn’t have to! I bet your mother and your side of the family is proud!

  • @updownstate
    @updownstate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    A notary so incompetent as to let forged/altered instruments get by him should lose his license and drive a diaper service truck for a living.

    • @InalienableOtter
      @InalienableOtter 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Not only that, he should be investigated as an accessory to the crime. If you’re meant to professionally authenticate legal documents, failure to do so like this must, by definition, be criminal negligence at the very least.
      Can you genuinely claim that you, as a notary, wouldn’t notice missing pages, unauthorized alterations, etc.?

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    "When I read 'semen cake', I thought this was going to end *very* differently!"
    This is Reddit, not Fear Factor.

    • @Tycho_The_Taco
      @Tycho_The_Taco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank you for the smiles :)

    • @hahahaha6372
      @hahahaha6372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What’s the difference

    • @soyoy8503
      @soyoy8503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now wait a second

    • @PirateShux
      @PirateShux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's finger lickin' good.

    • @donnatubbs9872
      @donnatubbs9872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@PirateShux mmm... salty

  • @akia1222
    @akia1222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The story regarding the Will happens more often then most would believe. It happened to a friend of my, whose sister tried cutting him out of his inheritance by manipulating their mothers deteriorating state of mind... Years and THOUSANDS of dollars later, he finally received his inheritance but had to sell his family home to pay lawyer fees.

  • @atdynax
    @atdynax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    Forkliftdriver Klaus is a legend in Germany.

    • @jomomma8261
      @jomomma8261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He’s not very good at it

    • @thedevilofdevils6432
      @thedevilofdevils6432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yes he is a great legend here i remember watching him in my Ausbildung( Job training)

    • @zuilok
      @zuilok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It may not be a legend over here in the Czech republic, but I certanily know it well and have entertained more than a couple of people with it. Thank you Germany :)

    • @nopenope1
      @nopenope1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yep I wanted to mention that after watching but in the last seconds it was already mentioned LOL It's a legend indeed! xD

    • @samhainnc9416
      @samhainnc9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That is the best safety video ever. LOL I worked a couple years as a yard supervisor for a lumbermill and I showed it to new forklift operators. (Before the real video anyways.)

  • @IAmDublin
    @IAmDublin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    The proper way to present the Klaus video to someone else: "Look at this forklift training video. It's funny because it shows the subtle cultural differences between the German approach and the North American one." Never fails.

    • @robinrumpfkeil9546
      @robinrumpfkeil9546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you enjoy Forkliftdriver Klaus, Check Out Electrician Horst. It's basically the same principle, but for electricians (duh)

  • @nothanks13
    @nothanks13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "Don't threaten me with a good time..."
    Me, a Panic! At The Disco fan: *fan girls *

    • @oheggwoo1800
      @oheggwoo1800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i’m not as think as you drunk i am

    • @LaceBlood
      @LaceBlood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly one of my faves. Seeing it live was booooomb

    • @elanrg
      @elanrg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Merry Christmas

    • @nothanks13
      @nothanks13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oheggwoo1800 😂😂

    • @oheggwoo1800
      @oheggwoo1800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nothanks13 the one and only

  • @BronzeDragon133
    @BronzeDragon133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    What did we do to deserve a Christmas gift? Merry Christmas!

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Merry christmas to you!

    • @derpypac-man2706
      @derpypac-man2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Merry Christmas

    • @jaleelwalker219
      @jaleelwalker219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Marry Christmas to you who read this

    • @joshuacovington7895
      @joshuacovington7895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Merry Christmas to you too.

    • @thisisaguy6613
      @thisisaguy6613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We watched his videos. merry Christmas! And a happy new year!

  • @Ironraven001
    @Ironraven001 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love that inheritance story, every time it comes up I re-listen to it.

  • @Aston3003
    @Aston3003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    I wish everyone The Merriest Christmas. Stay safe and stay Subscribed

    • @dutchdoggogang6882
      @dutchdoggogang6882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am Muslim

    • @Sean30569
      @Sean30569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dutchdoggogang6882 lol

    • @matthewbrooks5470
      @matthewbrooks5470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dutchdoggogang6882 Doesn't matter. Well-wishes know no creed or religion . Have a wonderful day!

    • @A_random_nerd
      @A_random_nerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Merry Christmas to you too!

    • @TheBlock70
      @TheBlock70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dutchdoggogang6882 You can wish, just don’t celebrate. People wish us in eid so why don’t we wish them back

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Uncle side of the family: we're gonna make this will illegal, what are they gonna do? Sue us? They're only 80% of our family, what could go wrong?
    Everything...

    • @CrimsonKLake
      @CrimsonKLake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Surprised pikachu face

    • @marekvojta9648
      @marekvojta9648 ปีที่แล้ว

      well in my country this would make them unavallable to anything from the aunt's heritage (the law says that they just couldn't get any) unless the aunt would write to the heritage she forgive them (which would be a little problem when ihe is already dead) so they woul'd lost everything actually

  • @moonlord86
    @moonlord86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    If my family tried to do that to me, I would disown them

    • @theoparkinson984
      @theoparkinson984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You better hide moonlord I'm coming for ya

    • @NIOO9-l8b
      @NIOO9-l8b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theoparkinson984 *oh no*

    • @lavish263team5
      @lavish263team5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Uno reverse card

    • @thetester1158
      @thetester1158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theoparkinson984 Its a coop world now

    • @velvetdarksoul8741
      @velvetdarksoul8741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thetester1158 honestly the whole murders, bad divorce reminded me of a stereotypical Italian gangster movie

  • @pgre
    @pgre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Bee-Glee-on-Base"
    No, it's Beagle on Bass

    • @frozenpriest5524
      @frozenpriest5524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Okay good, I'm not the only one who was weirded out by that.

  • @blue_icee
    @blue_icee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO WHOEVER IS READING THIS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND EVERYTHING ELSE! OR IF YOU DON'T CELEBRATE ANYTHING AT ALL

    • @lamarasawyer850
      @lamarasawyer850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank u! Merry Christmas!

    • @John-gf8ih
      @John-gf8ih 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @PirateShux
      @PirateShux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAPPY NEAR YEAR BITCHES

    • @blue_icee
      @blue_icee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PirateShux AYYYYYYY

  • @user-fl5eq2vp8b
    @user-fl5eq2vp8b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Happy Holidays Everyone! And good morning!

  • @Dorvin55
    @Dorvin55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Wow, R/ slashes even on Xmas.
    Happy xmas!!

    • @cal6957
      @cal6957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thx

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's probably set to auto upload

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lux0rd01 maybe he's a blind person, and i like it

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@niko5008 ... What?

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lux0rd01 nothing

  • @ElNinoPoba
    @ElNinoPoba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    In the intro I thought you were gonna say "were an idiot thief goes up against a professional thief"
    Edit: Spelling

    • @Joemamasisneor
      @Joemamasisneor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too

    • @swe.en.official
      @swe.en.official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m not trying to be rude, but you need to work on your spelling 🥰 I understand the comment, but tought is thought and profesional should be professional. Thx :) (I’m not trying to judge how you spell, maybe that’s how you think it’s spelled)

    • @ElNinoPoba
      @ElNinoPoba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@swe.en.official thank you for the observation! English is not my first language and I will try to correct my spelling.
      Thanks again for the comment :)

    • @vaporean_boylove.0w083
      @vaporean_boylove.0w083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not good at spelling either. X3 and English is my only language XD

  • @DeLaGhettoRhymes
    @DeLaGhettoRhymes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Your fucking awesome rSlash!!! I’ve been listening to you for years and now my whole family listens. We all sat around after opening presents listening to this episode and loved it. Thank you being such a gentlemen and a scholar.

  • @acesarch2212
    @acesarch2212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Oh my god, thank you Rslash for recommending Fork lift Klaus!! That was funny af

  • @Fran10969
    @Fran10969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just came back from watching that Klaus video. I've never heard of it until today! Thanks for mentioning it to us 'cause it's right up my alley.

  • @Krak8lin
    @Krak8lin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    forklift drive klauss was the bomb when i watched it 10 years ago! i remember laughing the entire time lol!

  • @nichochan8681
    @nichochan8681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Omg, I've seen that semen cookbook on amazon years ago, my friend sent it to me as a cringey joke. I recall one of the reviews where a lady admitted she had milked her husband and used it for her nine year olds birthday cake. Apparently she got compliments on the frosting which is what she used it on. I had to seriously wonder if this was considered a crime to serve bodily fluids to unknowing party guests. Obviously it is and people are sick.

  • @mrkingsquid20
    @mrkingsquid20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, I can just sit here for hours on end and watch r/'s videos, and they never cease to interest me.

  • @LadyTarasque
    @LadyTarasque 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    OP in the inheritance story should have thanked the cousin in front of everyone for the tip that something was off :p

  • @sugarland1864
    @sugarland1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you so much for uploading on Christmas!!!

  • @astrofan1993
    @astrofan1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Part of me has a hard time believing that the investment group that bought out that pet store would only want employees to stick around for 2-3 years. But then again, knowing our society, if it means making more money for those at the top, they'll toss out even the most loyal and hardworking employees.

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just watched Forklift Driver Klaus, and, on the bright side, my "videos that make me question reality" playlist has one of its best entries in a while.

  • @jordansmith310
    @jordansmith310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey rslash, thanks for the content, it's one of the highlights of my day everyday. I hope you and your family are having a great time with family. Merry christmas!

  • @whateverthisis389
    @whateverthisis389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So,on a unrelated note,I'm asian and trying to sleep,but I'm having a hard time sleeping due to the stress,and your videos somehow helps,I don't know how but thanks!

  • @jleavs258
    @jleavs258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Merry Christmas slashers. Here’s to a safe and healthy 2021

  • @katherineknapp6604
    @katherineknapp6604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    STORY #1 I CAN RELATE BECAUSE MY DAD IS AN ATTORNEY AND I SEEN AND HEARD ABOUT HIM HELPING FAMILY AND FRIENDS WITH WILLS. THANKFULLY, SO FAR SO GOOD! MY DAD IS A REALLY GREAT ATTORNEY, HE WINS WAY MORE THAN HE LOSES IN COURT.

  • @ApolloIsNotFine
    @ApolloIsNotFine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thank you for being a daily part of my life. As an artist it's great to play these while drawing!
    Hope you have a great day and Merry Christmas!

  • @joshuacovington7895
    @joshuacovington7895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am so happy I finally realized that I had notifications my off these stories are the best!

  • @therealopguy1525
    @therealopguy1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    1: Merry Christmas
    2: 2 MINUTES AFTER POSTING AND MY GOD

  • @Kali-chen
    @Kali-chen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I often hear ya videos after I come from work. Ima nurse working in elderly care. Holidays suck for real, and ya videos cheer me up big times

  • @KonohaElite14
    @KonohaElite14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    No rest for our boy Rslash! Even working Christmas Day. Merry Christmas dude!

  • @afooz
    @afooz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Happy holidays lasses, lads, and non-binary rads! It's Christmas today but we respect all holidays here

    • @kreas6078
      @kreas6078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice of you to include non-binary people and other religions 😊

    • @Tycho_The_Taco
      @Tycho_The_Taco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im Demi girl(sometimes I fell like a girl, others a girl) and today I feel non-binary, I saw this and I smiled. Thank you!

    • @therealestmcc0y
      @therealestmcc0y 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lame.

  • @cal6957
    @cal6957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Merry Chrismus!

  • @lillyvonshtup7314
    @lillyvonshtup7314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Even a village idiot knows not to piss off a lawyer... omg I just watched Klaus !!! Frigging hilarious

  • @riccardomottes3958
    @riccardomottes3958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I still fell bad for the first story... they’re gonna go through decades of legal battles due to how shit the justice system works here in Italy

  • @crissuccs3826
    @crissuccs3826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to watch your videos everyday, but them I moved across the world and fell behind. The good thing is that now I get to catch up with a whole bunch of them! Marry Christmas to me lol. thank you, Rslash!

  • @theperson5457
    @theperson5457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    So I checked out forklift driver klaus, all I can say is comedy gold

  • @benaheide
    @benaheide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That first one is almost exactly the plot of Puccini's opera Gianni Schicchi. Very good and only an hour, worth the watch.

  • @katrissgarnier7513
    @katrissgarnier7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    To everyone who sees this: Happy Holidays!!

  • @regannoble8947
    @regannoble8947 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude from the forklift! The Forklift driver Klaus is freaking laugh out loud with tears in my eyes hilarious!!!

  • @krbacon
    @krbacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Whenever forklifts or workplace safety comes up in conversation I make a point of mentioning Klaus and recommending folks watch it. With the warning that it is campy horror movie gory at times but in a semi-light way.

  • @PawanJheeta
    @PawanJheeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Forklift Driver Klaus video was the best Christmas gift that I received today.

  • @novabrilliant4510
    @novabrilliant4510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wishing everyone reading this a safe and happy holiday.

  • @shy0861
    @shy0861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Merry Christmas rShlash!!!! I absolutely love your content and I ran out of your podcasts to watch on Spotify. I listen to your videos and podcasts constantly and it’s the best! Thank you so much for your work!

  • @satansjockstrap550
    @satansjockstrap550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Happy Christmas r/slash + wife + yugo! Thanks for taking the time to read this out on crimbo day! Have a good one!

  • @astroorbis
    @astroorbis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Quick context for the webdev story;
    Bootstrap is a library that has the equivalent of "drag-and-drop" simplicity components, so you don't have to make it yourself (Saves you a LOT of time making components)
    Also, props to them for being able to whip up a backend in 2h, it took me like 18h to set up Firebase for the first time lol

  • @captainkaveman4470
    @captainkaveman4470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Op"the will was bulletproof!
    Also OP"Several weeks later I noticed it was missing pages"

    • @Elphie-Thropp
      @Elphie-Thropp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

  • @HRDBMW
    @HRDBMW ปีที่แล้ว

    Forkliftdriver Klaus, yes, I agree, worth watching. Such a happy ending, driving off into the sunset....

  • @rem0god
    @rem0god 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That forklift Klaus vid was hilarious!!

  • @TheWererapter92
    @TheWererapter92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:02 lol someones family is going to hell for one of the seven deadly sins xD

  • @hafentoffen2
    @hafentoffen2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah, now that's a classic. We had to watch forklift driver Klaus here in Sweden too 😂

  • @miatozu
    @miatozu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A new video on Christmas! Merry Christmas to me! Thank you Rslash! You're the real mvp!!! *just finished watching forklift Klaus ...... wtf did I just watched ....

  • @illicitsolitude7727
    @illicitsolitude7727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Staplerfahrer Klaus, an all time classic :D

  • @dersimmler518
    @dersimmler518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legend says forklift driver Klaus is still rolling to this day. Godspeed Klaus!

  • @georgiarose575
    @georgiarose575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I have never been 7 minutes early on youtube in my whole life.

  • @girl1213
    @girl1213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Part of the OSHA forklift training is to make people be *aware* of how dangerous it is to operate the forklift. This is what encourages caution. The use of video is very effective since the trainee is witnessing with their own eyes how brutal it can be instead of just imagining it. Sadly it's also what scares a lot of people OUT of operating a forklift, which to the company paying for your training is considered a waste of money. But that's the gamble they *have* to take since it's the law. Too bad that Mr. Company Man didn't understand that but that's the price for being cheap.

  • @Stoldt_Engineering
    @Stoldt_Engineering 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I Didn't expect a "Staplerfahrer Klaus" recommendation on this channel :D (it is a video for fork lift training here in Germany). but what i really disliked today i had 8 ! Advertisments today (and two after the video)

    • @4Astaroth
      @4Astaroth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah me neither. rSlash has a good taste. :D Best forklift training video ever made.

    • @maxsnow9952
      @maxsnow9952 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did not even knew they used ads

  • @alfr1
    @alfr1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I worked with floor jacks for pallets and powered jacks and forklifts for years as a warehouseman and a truck driver. So, when I entered the receiving room on my first day at a new job, I grabbed the power jack and unloaded the truck that backed in and was told, next time you must have a license for the operation of a power jack, yet, the manager let me use it to unload 5 more trailers over the next two days, then the Safety Lady came into work and gave me a 5 minute video and a attachment to my badge. When she qualified/tested/taught us to operate the sit-down gas forklift I taught her to always look backwards as you slowly back, every time you back, as you are much more likely to wreck going in the direction you are NOT looking. Experience was often appreciated, if it is gently taught, by the right type of person.

  • @beaminyo_rblx
    @beaminyo_rblx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Anyone else trying to sleep but can't? 😂

    • @lukewhyhello2820
      @lukewhyhello2820 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not any more already tried sleeping woke up at 4 and now it is later in the morning

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. I just gave in and played a video game

    • @lili-ml6cb
      @lili-ml6cb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well yesterday I couldn't sleep because it was Mexican Christmas and I was spending it with my family and we didn't go to sleep we went to sleep a low around like 1 in the morning yeah Merry Christmas

  • @Unajet
    @Unajet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watched the Klaus video and can't wait to show it to my friends. It just keeps getting better and better.

  • @GremlinAbsolute
    @GremlinAbsolute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Merry Christmas to everyone but the entitled family in the first story and those that find masks to be stupid in these times

  • @rkoncenasupporter
    @rkoncenasupporter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    one thing that has never failed is that when someone dies, wills and money bring out the worst in people

  • @fiaflora9585
    @fiaflora9585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Merry Christmas everyone! And happy holidays!

  • @melkiorwiseman5234
    @melkiorwiseman5234 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Regarding Occupational Health And Safety, I still remember my "shop" teacher (what the Americans would call it anyway) pointing out the compressed air line and mentioning just how horrendously bad an idea it would be to try blowing air up someones rear (he used a more crude word) using it. Compressed air does NOT act like a balloon pump. Its effects are more comparable to stabbing someone with an ice pick. Everyone in that class took that advice to heart, fortunately.

  • @iffahnurdian
    @iffahnurdian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "we wish you a scary Christmas and a happy new fear"
    i dont celebrate it but i surely dont care

  • @franl155
    @franl155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for recommending the Klaus video. Just watched it. Great fun, and it makes its points in a very strong way.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Them: *Refuses to pay $10*
    OP: *shuts down their site within a week because of alleged semen*
    Them: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

  • @danizig7
    @danizig7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lOVE forklift driver Klous!! Been watching that for at least 15 years!! So awesome!!!

  • @hoseasylvester2596
    @hoseasylvester2596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Merry Christmas everyone!

  • @DN0103
    @DN0103 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These stories are always enjoyable to listen to, especially with Hot Cocoa.

  • @philippe_29
    @philippe_29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this notification is so early
    merry christmas y'all

  • @zarcdee3410
    @zarcdee3410 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m laughing at Klaus so hard my sides are splitting JUST LIKE A BIFURCATED TORSO THATS MET A HUSQUAVARNA

  • @DuhC0mmunity
    @DuhC0mmunity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:14 This is the video "Forklift Klause" (Made in 2001): th-cam.com/video/CyNnXg18qUc/w-d-xo.html

  • @oliverb.3588
    @oliverb.3588 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was about to comment about Forkliftdriver Klaus, because I’m German and that video is legendary (though gorey) and when I heard you mention that video I got so excited and started laughing out loud after yelling a loud “YES”

  • @rianmedina2701
    @rianmedina2701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Merry Christmas everyone or happy Hanukkah

  • @omegamd
    @omegamd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Italy is very messed up when it comes to laws... I know. My whole family is from there... If someone tries to rob your house during the day, you cannot do anything to said person and because if you do you can go to jail or be sued by said robber, the only time you can do anything is if the person is robbing your house at night, then it is fair game... it is so messed up. Police can't even discharge their weapon at a threat UNLESS that person shots at the police officer first.

  • @davidnguyen6964
    @davidnguyen6964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hi, y'all are epic. Happy holidays

  • @bevoss7573
    @bevoss7573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wasn't expecting a new vid today! Amazing!
    Merry Christmas rSlash and wife, and fellow listeners

  • @exility4054
    @exility4054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    love your videos

  • @catfish513
    @catfish513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for introducing me to Klaus. It is my new favorite video.

  • @1971mav
    @1971mav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You're telling me your work showed videos of people actually getting hurt or killed using a forklift? I'm calling bullshit. They might have been mock videos.

    • @OverlordJojoo
      @OverlordJojoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he just reads stories from reddit, these arent his stories

    • @leviwhite1999
      @leviwhite1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guarantee they were as companies often have mock videos of people dying in safety videos

  • @LMSPetRescue
    @LMSPetRescue 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    MERRY CHRISTMAS RSLASH!!!! Thank you for posting ever morning! Honestly I watch your video for the day when I first wake up before getting out of bed

  • @operaghostkay
    @operaghostkay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Haven't been this early in a while

    • @pros_0143
      @pros_0143 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're not early, you're just in time.

    • @Alexisgotvids
      @Alexisgotvids 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Merry Christmas my friend!

    • @waferae
      @waferae 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's technically not early but on time, but it's ok

  • @superdill6665
    @superdill6665 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh. My. Gosh! I took your advice and pulled up "Forklift Driver Klaus." How freaking hilarious is that film?
    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Shoveling_Around
    @Shoveling_Around 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays!
    Hope ya got some good shit, i did

    • @Tycho_The_Taco
      @Tycho_The_Taco 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn’t get much (a little bit of paint, and a few canvases) but we did get my dog a bone and that’s the best part. You can’t buy happiness, but sometimes you can adopt :)

    • @cactiboi8910
      @cactiboi8910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tycho_The_Taco you can’t buy happiness but by golly can you find it in a graveyard and give it to your dog :)

    • @Shoveling_Around
      @Shoveling_Around 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tycho_The_Taco YEs, I got an oculus 2 and my brother wont let me have a turn :,),
      my doggo got a new chew toy since he ate all the others 'w'

    • @Tycho_The_Taco
      @Tycho_The_Taco 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shoveling_Around our pup already destroyed his. It was one of those tennis ball bones... it lasted an hour.... lmao

    • @Shoveling_Around
      @Shoveling_Around 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tycho_The_Taco Oof- It seems your doggo also has the power of obliterating chew toys-

  • @splitinsanity1139
    @splitinsanity1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe you posted a video on Christmas. This is why you're the best! O wish you, your wife and yugo a wonderful merry Christmas xx

  • @lucasmonasterio3039
    @lucasmonasterio3039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yo

  • @imbluedubbadee
    @imbluedubbadee ปีที่แล้ว

    There's this compilation video of cement mixer accidents (with the song in the background that goes "Cement mixer, bop de bop de") that has left me scarred for life 😅

  • @nanashi2575
    @nanashi2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    First love ya rslash 💙❤️

  • @ClockworkChandelure
    @ClockworkChandelure 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Italian here- as far as I know, close family (spouse, children and parents if there are no children) always gets a part of the inheritance (that we call "legittima") unless something really serious comes up (things like the discovery that the person who left the inheritance was m*rdered by one of said heirs, or stuff like that).
    If the aunt didn't have any children with her husband, and the husband's parents were already dead, 50% of inheritance would've gone to her, regardless of what happened. And as OP said, since she had a right to that 50% by law, the conditions made by her husband were illegal and not valid. I'm no lawyer though.