Yeah it's making fun of how recently the only thing the democrats are good for is losing to Republicans because they're so far up their own asses they've forgotten they're supposed to have ideals and not simply be anti Republican. They SHOULD be winning as they actually do good for the people not just the millionaires but they keep doing stupid moves
Here's some articles over viewing the experiments: time.com/4854718/quantum-entanglement-teleport-space/ www.businessinsider.com/china-teleportation-space-quantum-internet-2017-7 And here's the original publishing by the group: arxiv.org/abs/1707.00934
It is important. That's the joke. This is not a science news platform, but an american news platform, and right now american science is being overshadowed and quashed by orange losers. Go Quantum Entanglement Research!(and Environmental Repair Research)
Tracy Campbell yeah I was like are we just going to gloss over that fucking revolutionary advancement?????? Think of all the products we'll be able to ship in seconds. Also addressing the doomsayers above me I'm sure they'll make a law against it just like bioweapons.
Yes... I can imagine what his response would be.... It would be... ::sniff:: "What?" Because, first off, that question assumes he even knows *and understands* what the Constitution says, which he doesn't. Second, it assume he cares about anyone but himself, which he doesn't.
The blocking of people who spew hate at him, calling him a buffoon and such, can be blocked, and it is not an infringment upon their first amendment rights, as they are not being prosecuted by saying these things, and the people can just as easily make a mew twitter, thus exercising their first amendment rights. He just does not want to read them. The people have a right to protest. The president has a right to SAY (first amendment, afterall) that he does not support the protest, thus ignoring them, and having violent protests does not help the situation at hand's stand or power. Ignoring a faulty petition publication site, instituted by the Obama administration, does not mean he does not accept petitions. Find a better solution for providing them, and he will give the light of day. And finally, the press. How can he be infringing upon the press, when you can't scroll through a single website without seeing, "Is Trump a Good President? Click and Find Out!" Trump does not infringe upon anyone's first amendment rights, and you know it. You just refurgitate what others say.
Solution: Not just Cody. We need a whole news team. Cracked shall be reformed into a news network! We can call it the Cracked News Network, or CN- FUCK!
Well, you gotta work with what you've got. Although I'm not a fan of the Beam myself, I will at least toast with you. So.. here's to... any other fucking person in senate. Bottoms up!
ce smith i think he would be better, he actually searched for the most intelligent and smart person in the planet to help him make the world better, that is better than searching for asskissers & other rich guys like trump does
ce smith well, the alternative universe showed in the film was indeed the only smart guy with common sense in the planet, thats why camacho searched for someone who whas exceptional in the IQ tests that they performed on the citizens, (that's not saying much, as everyone is a clinical idiot in the movie)
I would legitimately like to see him respond to Cody's question. Everyone should tweet it at him, since that's the only communication orifice he seems to use. Not sure if it takes input, but we'll ram it into that shit-chute.
Well, I suppose now, unless you will never get tired of this channel's videos and don't require new ones, then no one. Or if you like this show just go to the channel "Some More News" which is Cody's new channel with this show. You're welcome
I still love After Hours, I miss Does not compute, OPCD is brilliant, and the Spit Take will forever be in my heart, but Some News is officially my favorite thing that cracked has ever done. You hit the nail on the head so often it hurts to watch sometimes, but I just adore everything about how these segments are put together.
I'm still surprised that not ONE reporter has the guts to call him out at a press conference on his total LACK of knowledge. Can somebody catch him off guard and ask him what the branches of the Govt are and their functions? At least let the American people know he knows the basics.
As someone who loves Cody but only watches cracked for After Hours anymore, I think this is my new favorite thing on this channel. Keep up the good work, newsperson.
You guys are just recently experiencing the "clownification" of political candidates. In Brazil we have been experiencing this for 30 years. Check out a guy called Tiririca. He was an actual clown who ran for a political position (i forget which one) and won. His motto was: Do you know what a senator does? I sure don't, but if you elect me i will tel you. You are bound to find some amazing stuff in Brazilian candidates.
Hydrogen One C-16 is one page long. Read it. All it does is extend existing non-discrimination laws to transgendered people, so they can't be fired or denied housing because of that. So, yeah, information is nice. Go complain about fake news while spreading it.
hhiippiittyy, The document is supposed to be a virtuous and be a step forward. But heres the problem its the fact its one page ask yourself; Why is it one page, why is it so vague on how it all works? Answer: Its not finished The details that are missing will be added to the bill by the Justice Deparment, after it passes. Specifically the details on how it will it enforced, what different circumstances will be applied, and what about false claims. These are details that matter if you are applying laws on ones citizens. This document is going to be absused. www.parl.ca/DocumentViewer/en/42-1/bill/C-16/third-reading
compared to all the stupid shit that Trump is doing, if the worst you can say of Trudeau is C-16, you're not exactly making much of a case for yourself
Maybe you should get your eyes checked I said, "helping to push Bills like" you want to go over more. honestly I surprised more people dont criticize him. Bill C-89, This will allow government to remove children from homes if the parents do not respect the child's chosen gender identity. The measure repeals and replaces the Child and Family Services Act, which governs child protection services, as well as adoption and foster care services. Under the legislation, "gender identity" and "gender expression" are included as factors to be considered "in the best interests of the child." However, the religious faith in which the parents are raising the child is removed from consideration in assessing the child's bests interest. Problem,That is, these broad sweeping provisions in the legislation make every family vulnerable to the removal of their children from their home on the basis of the ambiguous provisions listed in the bill as defined by the government, especially by regulations, which require no public debate or approval by the legislature. www.ontla.on.ca/web/bills/bills_detail.do?locale=en&Intranet=&BillID=4479 Motion 103(being considered for a bill) calls on the government to "condemn Islamophobia and all forms of systemic racism and religious discrimination", asks the government to "recognize the need to quell the increasing public climate of hate and fear", and request for the "Commons heritage committee to study how the government could develop a government-wide approach to reducing or eliminating systemic racism and religious discrimination, including Islamophobia, and collect data to provide context for hate crime reports and to conduct needs assessments for impacted communities. Problem with this Canada already has discrimination laws its called 'Canadian Human Rights Act' and it covers Freedom of religion. Tarek Fatah disavowed this Motion for he left Pakistan to get away from these types of laws. Its a Regressive idea. Justin is also pushing a bill for his own use through parliament which would give him the right to only show up in parliament once a week. globalnews.ca/news/3326317/trudeau-should-only-be-in-question-period-once-a-week-report-says-no-tories-say/ If we want to talk about questable things Justin has stated A reporter asked the question, "Which nation, besides Canada, which nation's administration do you most admire, and why?" He answered, "You know, there's a level of of admiration I actually have for China because their basic dictatorship is allowing them to actually turn their economy around on a dime and say 'we need to go green fastest . . . we need to start investing in solar.' I mean there is a flexibility that I know Stephen Harper must dream about of having a dictatorship that he can do everything he wanted that I find quite interesting." Source:www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/justin-trudeau-s-foolish-china-remarks-spark-anger-1.2421351 'Basic Dictatorship' okay seriously why does he praise dictators like Castro? The amazing thing about Justin is that his entire merit is based on the fact that he’s Pierre Trudeau’s son. People assumed Pierre was a good Prime Minister. Albertans that I have talked to, remember what a complete tool he was. "He rammed policies down the entire country’s throat and he spent so much of our money doing it, the loonie never really recovered" So to me he's just another rich guy profiting off his old man's fame.
"Is he ok?!" I'm dead!!! Between that and the PERFECTLY constructed question from the press, I'm officially obsessed with you! YOU'RE doing a good job, because I said so and your'e killing it!
I liked the couple stories I have heard around the country about the homeless getting tiny homes. 200 to 300 square ft homes, make a little community, add some free solar power, and really the only problem you may have is that the homeless may travel to your city to live. It would allow outreach programs to do the most good if they could travel to one place to find the majority of a city's homeless.
Using Imminent Domain to pay for the housing at a fair market value than using said housing to house the poor. Given, that's a bad idea, but that's how it could/would be done. A better idea would be a project where you find qualified people and allow them to be stewards of homes that have been on the market for a long time. They would be responsible for maintenance until the home is sold, however they would have a free home. If having a person who's not acting crazy or what not keeps property values from dropping that person could even be paid some. Now the goal of this is to allow this person to get on their feet, so they could possibly make something of themselves. Especially if you made job training mandatory as part of the stewardship agreement. This way you have a homeless person matched with a home, learning job skills, keeping the property value in the area from dropping due to mass vacancies. A win win for all, as long as those who are homeless are properly vetted first.
**sigh** They didn't teleport anything. They took the characteristics of a photon and copied them to another photon. The only thing transferred was information. This is still an amazing achievement, but calling this teleportation is like saying fax machines are teleporters.
2:00 No, it SOUNDS reasonable; there's a big difference. As someone who is essentially trying to teach themselves civics right now, let me give you an impression of what every day of learning political science is like: "Why don't they just... Oh, that's why? Ok. Well why don't they just... Oh, yeah I guess we can't really change that either. Well why doesn't anyone..." Repeat until the end of time. A lot of the nuances of the law may seem needlessly complicated, and some legitimately are due for pruning. But most of the complicatedness absolutely needs to be in place when you bother to study why they were introduced to begin with. Kid Rock is essentially advocating dumbing down the laws because the citizens don't understand them, and that is CRAZY DANGEROUS, specifically because it repackages the weakening of carefully designed protocol (which would be a convenient way to enable corruption) as something we can all get behind. I agree it's a problem that average people can't understand their legislature, but last time I checked that was what public education and the free press was for.
Frydon97 I was going to say the exact same thing lol. His answer would probably be something along the lines of "They can contact me on Twitter, okay. I love Twitter. Its a good site, one of the best, and you can do a lot of talking on it. I love talking. I love talking to people. I'm a man of the people and the people can talk to me on Twitter. Now add in an inappropriate amount of " okay" hand signals and a dead goose pretending to be hair and you can really picture it.
hep the great during the British Industrial Revolution the employers who provided housing, schools and hospitals for their employees (and families) are now remembered as progressive heroes - some even insisted on a shutdown on the sabbath. True, there were some pretty shady motivations (allowing them to concentrate on productivity the other six days and their relationship with God) but it did lay the groundwork for modern corporate social responsibility and labour rights as we know it now.
Because the average citizen is "qualified" to run for office in the same way that a second grade class president is "qualified" to teach advanced particle physics.
I've been watching these news segments you do for a few weeks now and I think you have officially become my favorite news anchor. I just wish this was more like a real news show, with more in depth reporting and more journalists involved, each with their own unique version of the same fed-up attitude. P,ease don't take this as a criticism, but this isn't really a news show, it's a comedy show, I just wish there was a real news show that had this kind of attitude. Where they report the news, but with an attitude of just being so sick and tired of this ridiculous bullshit, but they soldier on and do their job with an attitude, but minimal actual complaining, and then throw in the occasional supportive remark about one thing that happened that was actually kind of good. Anyway, I love the show and I just wanted to give you my honest feed back. I hope you don't take it in a bad way because I really love what you guys do. Keep up the good work and please don't ever stop!
Jimbo Nuetrin Maybe you should explain how it actually works instead of being condescending and merely presenting the illusion of your own knowledge. If you actually care about the inaccuracy, fix it
+Cody Johnston fair point tbh. The mistake I spotted was that he stated that the photon was teleported, when this is not how quantum teleportation works. Instead, the state of the photon in space matched with that of the photon it was entangled with on earth the instant that scientists changed the state of the photon on earth. To be clear, no matter or energy moves faster than the speed of light during quantum teleportation, only information regarding a particle. This explanation is better, but is still far less than perfect, and not intended to be used in a scientific setting. The concise explanations of quantum mechanics you hear often usually kept short at the expense of accuracy, and if anyone reading this has an interest in the subject, then I suggest you seek information about it from lectures given by quantum mechanics professors (many can be found online), and peer-reviewed published papers on quantum mechanics.
Hey, so part of the appeal of this show, is/was how you really didn't give people slack for doing really unethical stuff. Vis-a-vis Murder, Treason, Corruption, Etc. And the last few episodes have worried me in how you've started making your comedy bits longer, and your attacks less pointed. The Kid Rock bit is cute, but didn't say much, and the drool joke is weird, and maybe deserving of a single comment, where you didn't nail into it. If you read this (around 0% chance of that) would you consider maybe not singing a good job trump song, and making him look sympathetic, because of how hard the presidency is? Like, I get that it was supposed to be juxtaposed against the murder of 2000+ Syrians, but you mentioned that being the president is hard so often and that shifts the narrative from evil-doer gets punished to guy making mistakes or making bad choices because he's overworked and bad at his job.
Ryan Stoll You do remember what the Cracked website is ? It is obvious they're going to use humour, satyre or else... If you want serious try the Young Turks or Ring of Fire.
I keep forgetting that this is a thing on Saturdays, and I'm always super-pleased when I'm reminded! By far my favorite news show, and easily in the list of best shows Cracked does.
Politician was never meant to be a full time profession. If the founding fathers had thought that it would become a profession, they likely would have put term limits on every position.
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Give whoever made that trump drumming animation an award
Yep!
Luigiman555 im in tears. thats was so damn funny.
Luigiman555, agreed that was by far the best thing on the internet this month.
Luigiman555 maybe a Pulitzer.b
Alex de Wit
There are two big gameing streams for cancer research going on right now
"Kid Scissors" holy shit I'm crying 😂
Katrain hahahahahhahahah
I didn't get that one :/ . was it a reference to a character? or a reference to how shit kid scissors are?
Rock beats Scissors, Scissors beats Paper, Paper beats Rock.
Oh ok, it was a rock paper scissors joke lol
Yeah it's making fun of how recently the only thing the democrats are good for is losing to Republicans because they're so far up their own asses they've forgotten they're supposed to have ideals and not simply be anti Republican.
They SHOULD be winning as they actually do good for the people not just the millionaires but they keep doing stupid moves
QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT DESERVES MORE THAN 3 SENTENCES OF COVERAGE.
PETITION TO PUT IT ON THE "important story" POLL!!!
Do you know what that is?
L 013 they were joking n it was a fucking bad joke just like this news abortion.
google quantum entanglement and go to the news section. i thought they were joking too o.0
Here's some articles over viewing the experiments:
time.com/4854718/quantum-entanglement-teleport-space/
www.businessinsider.com/china-teleportation-space-quantum-internet-2017-7
And here's the original publishing by the group:
arxiv.org/abs/1707.00934
It is important. That's the joke. This is not a science news platform, but an american news platform, and right now american science is being overshadowed and quashed by orange losers. Go Quantum Entanglement Research!(and Environmental Repair Research)
OH FUCK, they got quantum entanglement working, about time, awesoooome
im surprise we're not talking more about this
Wait until it's weaponized and they can teleport bombs to anywhere.
Key word is they, yea we're doomed.
One photon means we can only expect information being transported at higher speeds.
Tracy Campbell
yeah I was like are we just going to gloss over that fucking revolutionary advancement??????
Think of all the products we'll be able to ship in seconds. Also addressing the doomsayers above me I'm sure they'll make a law against it just like bioweapons.
I wish a journalist would actually ask him that question can you imagine what his response would be.
Iain Hansen "You are fake news"
Jason S Savitt I want to laugh at your response but when I really think about it that is probably what he would say..................sigh
An then the journalist would say "Sit, we went over that you block people of Twitter."
Yes... I can imagine what his response would be.... It would be... ::sniff:: "What?"
Because, first off, that question assumes he even knows *and understands* what the Constitution says, which he doesn't.
Second, it assume he cares about anyone but himself, which he doesn't.
The blocking of people who spew hate at him, calling him a buffoon and such, can be blocked, and it is not an infringment upon their first amendment rights, as they are not being prosecuted by saying these things, and the people can just as easily make a mew twitter, thus exercising their first amendment rights. He just does not want to read them. The people have a right to protest. The president has a right to SAY (first amendment, afterall) that he does not support the protest, thus ignoring them, and having violent protests does not help the situation at hand's stand or power. Ignoring a faulty petition publication site, instituted by the Obama administration, does not mean he does not accept petitions. Find a better solution for providing them, and he will give the light of day. And finally, the press. How can he be infringing upon the press, when you can't scroll through a single website without seeing, "Is Trump a Good President? Click and Find Out!" Trump does not infringe upon anyone's first amendment rights, and you know it. You just refurgitate what others say.
I'm high, and I was *not* prepared for the Kid Rock bit there. It startled me raw
I'm gonna need a 10-hour version of the Kid Trump band performing "Bawitaba", please and thank you.
Can someone get Cody a White House Press Pass?
been waiting all week for this.....this is absolutely my new favorite show on youtube and maybe it could go to 2 times a week....maybe? please?
David Jackson I agree with you. Or on second thought could it be all the days of the week? Because we can always use Some News.
Same.
If Cody did more of these, he might actually break.
I mean, it's not like there's not enough to say! :-)
Solution: Not just Cody. We need a whole news team. Cracked shall be reformed into a news network! We can call it the Cracked News Network, or CN- FUCK!
Kid Rock for senate makes me want to vomit. And not only because of the bottle of whiskey I just drank because all things considered, fuck it, right?
Well, you gotta work with what you've got. Although I'm not a fan of the Beam myself, I will at least toast with you. So.. here's to... any other fucking person in senate. Bottoms up!
another term with debbie stabenow makes me want to vomit.
You won't find any answers at the bottom of a bottle.
But, you will forget the questions.
ce smith i think he would be better, he actually searched for the most intelligent and smart person in the planet to help him make the world better, that is better than searching for asskissers & other rich guys like trump does
ce smith well, the alternative universe showed in the film was indeed the only smart guy with common sense in the planet, thats why camacho searched for someone who whas exceptional in the IQ tests that they performed on the citizens, (that's not saying much, as everyone is a clinical idiot in the movie)
I would legitimately like to see him respond to Cody's question. Everyone should tweet it at him, since that's the only communication orifice he seems to use. Not sure if it takes input, but we'll ram it into that shit-chute.
Michael Vaughan Wow. This is poetic.
Who needs coffee when you can get hooked on Cracked
This needs to be their new slogan
*Who needs ~a dead meme~ covfefe
հokцƽ ρokus cracked.
Max Seman I'll stick to watching Cracked while drinking black coffee. I will not give up my coffee.
Well, I suppose now, unless you will never get tired of this channel's videos and don't require new ones, then no one. Or if you like this show just go to the channel "Some More News" which is Cody's new channel with this show.
You're welcome
I still love After Hours, I miss Does not compute, OPCD is brilliant, and the Spit Take will forever be in my heart, but Some News is officially my favorite thing that cracked has ever done. You hit the nail on the head so often it hurts to watch sometimes, but I just adore everything about how these segments are put together.
I didn't understand a word you said for the first 30 secs.. Til you said 'kid rock'.
I want a whole album of Cody on guitar
Kid Scissors!? I did a, no-shit, spit-take! Spit my coffee 🍵 right back into the cup. Too funny
1:10 As a drummer I'm offended that's Trump represents us here.
Bendegúz Csóka as a vocalist I find the comparison reasonable
As a Manager I'm going to need that 10%.
As a rock, you've got to be kidding me.
As a redhead I'm offended he represents the colour orange.
+MillerCrosses LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Zuckerburg vs. Kanye in 2020
'Zuckerburg doesn't care about black people'
and Kanye cares about 1 black person...and his name is Kanye.
Please no!
*MARK AMERICA GREAT AGAIN*
Zuck that.
I'm still surprised that not ONE reporter has the guts to call him out at a press conference on his total LACK of knowledge. Can somebody catch him off guard and ask him what the branches of the Govt are and their functions? At least let the American people know he knows the basics.
This is Idiocracy happening right before our eyes.
As someone who loves Cody but only watches cracked for After Hours anymore, I think this is my new favorite thing on this channel. Keep up the good work, newsperson.
You guys are just recently experiencing the "clownification" of political candidates. In Brazil we have been experiencing this for 30 years. Check out a guy called Tiririca. He was an actual clown who ran for a political position (i forget which one) and won. His motto was: Do you know what a senator does? I sure don't, but if you elect me i will tel you. You are bound to find some amazing stuff in Brazilian candidates.
Mavis, TH-cam for "brazilian candidates". The sad part of this story is that they are actual candidates.
"The democrats will run Kid Scissors" just..beautiful..cody, you magnificent piece of shit
Jeremy this is a deep cut that no one under 30 will get, but surely Alex the Kidd would be a more adaptable nomination?
I figured Mitt Romney would be responsible for bringing back feudalism. I also figured Palin would play a Les Paul.
Could this be a daily thing please?
God this makes me glad I'm canadian!
Oh yes Trudeau helping to push Bills like C-16 are so "progressive". It's not going to be abused at all.
Hydrogen One C-16 is one page long. Read it. All it does is extend existing non-discrimination laws to transgendered people, so they can't be fired or denied housing because of that. So, yeah, information is nice. Go complain about fake news while spreading it.
hhiippiittyy, The document is supposed to be a virtuous and be a step forward. But heres the problem its the fact its one page ask yourself; Why is it one page, why is it so vague on how it all works?
Answer: Its not finished
The details that are missing will be added to the bill by the Justice Deparment, after it passes. Specifically the details on how it will it enforced, what different circumstances will be applied, and what about false claims. These are details that matter if you are applying laws on ones citizens.
This document is going to be absused.
www.parl.ca/DocumentViewer/en/42-1/bill/C-16/third-reading
compared to all the stupid shit that Trump is doing, if the worst you can say of Trudeau is C-16, you're not exactly making much of a case for yourself
Maybe you should get your eyes checked I said, "helping to push Bills like" you want to go over more. honestly I surprised more people dont criticize him.
Bill C-89, This will allow government to remove children from homes if the parents do not respect the child's chosen gender identity. The measure repeals and replaces the Child and Family Services Act, which governs child protection services, as well as adoption and foster care services.
Under the legislation, "gender identity" and "gender expression" are included as factors to be considered "in the best interests of the child." However, the religious faith in which the parents are raising the child is removed from consideration in assessing the child's bests interest.
Problem,That is, these broad sweeping provisions in the legislation make every family vulnerable to the removal of their children from their home on the basis of the ambiguous provisions listed in the bill as defined by the government, especially by regulations, which require no public debate or approval by the legislature.
www.ontla.on.ca/web/bills/bills_detail.do?locale=en&Intranet=&BillID=4479
Motion 103(being considered for a bill) calls on the government to "condemn Islamophobia and all forms of systemic racism and religious discrimination", asks the government to "recognize the need to quell the increasing public climate of hate and fear", and request for the "Commons heritage committee to study how the government could develop a government-wide approach to reducing or eliminating systemic racism and religious discrimination, including Islamophobia, and collect data to provide context for hate crime reports and to conduct needs assessments for impacted communities.
Problem with this Canada already has discrimination laws its called 'Canadian Human Rights Act' and it covers Freedom of religion. Tarek Fatah disavowed this Motion for he left Pakistan to get away from these types of laws. Its a Regressive idea.
Justin is also pushing a bill for his own use through parliament which would give him the right to only show up in parliament once a week.
globalnews.ca/news/3326317/trudeau-should-only-be-in-question-period-once-a-week-report-says-no-tories-say/
If we want to talk about questable things Justin has stated
A reporter asked the question, "Which nation, besides Canada, which nation's administration do you most admire, and why?"
He answered, "You know, there's a level of of admiration I actually have for China because their basic dictatorship is allowing them to actually turn their economy around on a dime and say 'we need to go green fastest . . . we need to start investing in solar.' I mean there is a flexibility that I know Stephen Harper must dream about of having a dictatorship that he can do everything he wanted that I find quite interesting."
Source:www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/justin-trudeau-s-foolish-china-remarks-spark-anger-1.2421351
'Basic Dictatorship' okay seriously why does he praise dictators like Castro?
The amazing thing about Justin is that his entire merit is based on the fact that he’s Pierre Trudeau’s son. People assumed Pierre was a good Prime Minister. Albertans that I have talked to, remember what a complete tool he was. "He rammed policies down the entire country’s throat and he spent so much of our money doing it, the loonie never really recovered" So to me he's just another rich guy profiting off his old man's fame.
"Is he ok?!" I'm dead!!! Between that and the PERFECTLY constructed question from the press, I'm officially obsessed with you! YOU'RE doing a good job, because I said so and your'e killing it!
There are more empty houses then there are homeless ppl. Can we do something about that please, Mr. Prez?
Sure thing!, '' knocks down houses to build casino's'' deports homeless to mexico as a ''work force''
KamiKaze KupKaKe what do you propose? Confiscating private property?
I liked the couple stories I have heard around the country about the homeless getting tiny homes. 200 to 300 square ft homes, make a little community, add some free solar power, and really the only problem you may have is that the homeless may travel to your city to live. It would allow outreach programs to do the most good if they could travel to one place to find the majority of a city's homeless.
Nathan Christie ~ nice. Agreed.
Using Imminent Domain to pay for the housing at a fair market value than using said housing to house the poor.
Given, that's a bad idea, but that's how it could/would be done.
A better idea would be a project where you find qualified people and allow them to be stewards of homes that have been on the market for a long time. They would be responsible for maintenance until the home is sold, however they would have a free home. If having a person who's not acting crazy or what not keeps property values from dropping that person could even be paid some.
Now the goal of this is to allow this person to get on their feet, so they could possibly make something of themselves. Especially if you made job training mandatory as part of the stewardship agreement.
This way you have a homeless person matched with a home, learning job skills, keeping the property value in the area from dropping due to mass vacancies. A win win for all, as long as those who are homeless are properly vetted first.
Kid Paper is the Candidate that knows how to get the job done because paper beats rock
I know they help pay the bills, but I'm so over Fruit of the Loom commercials
Brandon Washa why am i laughing so hard at this what did you do to me help
Brandon Washa amen
My hope is slowly fading that this last year is actually just the new season of Black Mirror.
**sigh**
They didn't teleport anything. They took the characteristics of a photon and copied them to another photon. The only thing transferred was information. This is still an amazing achievement, but calling this teleportation is like saying fax machines are teleporters.
Hey hey, don't call my teleportation machine a fax!
More The 6th Day than Star Trek.
LucidCharade wait... we had fax machines during the civil war? That is incredible to think about.
Pokerface fucking nerd
Pokerface I'm pretty sure that's how Star trek's teleporters work
2000 civilians in 6 months? That is insane. That's nine eleven every eigth months. How is no one taking about this?
It is the dawning of the age of idiocracy. Time to start buying Gatorade stock.
I think I love you. Seriously, all of these recent videos of yours are just spot on.
2:00 No, it SOUNDS reasonable; there's a big difference. As someone who is essentially trying to teach themselves civics right now, let me give you an impression of what every day of learning political science is like: "Why don't they just... Oh, that's why? Ok. Well why don't they just... Oh, yeah I guess we can't really change that either. Well why doesn't anyone..." Repeat until the end of time. A lot of the nuances of the law may seem needlessly complicated, and some legitimately are due for pruning. But most of the complicatedness absolutely needs to be in place when you bother to study why they were introduced to begin with. Kid Rock is essentially advocating dumbing down the laws because the citizens don't understand them, and that is CRAZY DANGEROUS, specifically because it repackages the weakening of carefully designed protocol (which would be a convenient way to enable corruption) as something we can all get behind. I agree it's a problem that average people can't understand their legislature, but last time I checked that was what public education and the free press was for.
Can't get enough of these vids...thanks guys!
Insane Clown Posse for Congress
"Demonstrating the power of Silicon Valley's disruption by inventing feudalism" - Cody Johnston 2017. I actually love this quote. thank you.
Trump needs a nap and a hot chocolate. And needs someone to hold his hand during this trying time.
That kid rock animation is a testament to what can be done with a single picture and a talented editor. Thanks for my biggest laugh all week.
Answer to 5:32: Probably Twitter
Frydon97 except he blocks people he disagrees with on Twitter.
Frydon97
I was going to say the exact same thing lol.
His answer would probably be something along the lines of "They can contact me on Twitter, okay. I love Twitter. Its a good site, one of the best, and you can do a lot of talking on it. I love talking. I love talking to people. I'm a man of the people and the people can talk to me on Twitter.
Now add in an inappropriate amount of " okay" hand signals and a dead goose pretending to be hair and you can really picture it.
julianwelton holy shit yes that's him
Dee Elmore
(Tips hat and walks off into the sunset)
My god that bizarre Trump/Kid Rock animation is the best thing I've seen all week
I am completely for company provided housing. It is one reason Japan has been able to maintain low rental rates.
hep the great during the British Industrial Revolution the employers who provided housing, schools and hospitals for their employees (and families) are now remembered as progressive heroes - some even insisted on a shutdown on the sabbath. True, there were some pretty shady motivations (allowing them to concentrate on productivity the other six days and their relationship with God) but it did lay the groundwork for modern corporate social responsibility and labour rights as we know it now.
SO NEEDED THIS!!! Great vid!
First thing in the morning. Cracked. I'm pleased
Well done. Some News is always great. '... because of the good job you say you're doing.' Fun! So much fun. Thank you.
How about we stop electing politicians/lawyers and celebrities. They both suck! How about a government for the people by the people?
Kevin Eschliman Yes!!!!
Kevin Eschliman Eagle?
Kevin Eschliman you can hate that lawyers and politicians are running for office, but they're the best people for crafting legislation.
Because the average citizen is "qualified" to run for office in the same way that a second grade class president is "qualified" to teach advanced particle physics.
Kevin Eschliman
You had me at "for the people" but lost me at "by the people". Have you seen some, I mean, MOST of the people?
That kid rock bit was internet gold.
I would say Trump isn't good or evil, just chaotic
Russell Fast I say chaotic evil
Russell Fast Id say chaotic good
marko cinut oh dear
More like chaotic stupid.
By 3.5? Probably CE
Le Brutale.
Fiaura The Tank Girl i find you in many difrent places i dont expect
I've been watching these news segments you do for a few weeks now and I think you have officially become my favorite news anchor. I just wish this was more like a real news show, with more in depth reporting and more journalists involved, each with their own unique version of the same fed-up attitude. P,ease don't take this as a criticism, but this isn't really a news show, it's a comedy show, I just wish there was a real news show that had this kind of attitude. Where they report the news, but with an attitude of just being so sick and tired of this ridiculous bullshit, but they soldier on and do their job with an attitude, but minimal actual complaining, and then throw in the occasional supportive remark about one thing that happened that was actually kind of good.
Anyway, I love the show and I just wanted to give you my honest feed back. I hope you don't take it in a bad way because I really love what you guys do.
Keep up the good work and please don't ever stop!
Disliked because your explanation of quantum teleportation was inaccurate and misleading
Jimbo Nuetrin Maybe you should explain how it actually works instead of being condescending and merely presenting the illusion of your own knowledge. If you actually care about the inaccuracy, fix it
+Cody Johnston fair point tbh. The mistake I spotted was that he stated that the photon was teleported, when this is not how quantum teleportation works. Instead, the state of the photon in space matched with that of the photon it was entangled with on earth the instant that scientists changed the state of the photon on earth. To be clear, no matter or energy moves faster than the speed of light during quantum teleportation, only information regarding a particle. This explanation is better, but is still far less than perfect, and not intended to be used in a scientific setting. The concise explanations of quantum mechanics you hear often usually kept short at the expense of accuracy, and if anyone reading this has an interest in the subject, then I suggest you seek information about it from lectures given by quantum mechanics professors (many can be found online), and peer-reviewed published papers on quantum mechanics.
Hey, so part of the appeal of this show, is/was how you really didn't give people slack for doing really unethical stuff. Vis-a-vis Murder, Treason, Corruption, Etc. And the last few episodes have worried me in how you've started making your comedy bits longer, and your attacks less pointed.
The Kid Rock bit is cute, but didn't say much, and the drool joke is weird, and maybe deserving of a single comment, where you didn't nail into it. If you read this (around 0% chance of that) would you consider maybe not singing a good job trump song, and making him look sympathetic, because of how hard the presidency is? Like, I get that it was supposed to be juxtaposed against the murder of 2000+ Syrians, but you mentioned that being the president is hard so often and that shifts the narrative from evil-doer gets punished to guy making mistakes or making bad choices because he's overworked and bad at his job.
Ryan Stoll dude parody is more palatable than straight rage, even totally warranted rage. you catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
He did both well for the first few episodes. I don't want mockery. I want information, and options.
Ryan Stoll You do remember what the Cracked website is ? It is obvious they're going to use humour, satyre or else... If you want serious try the Young Turks or Ring of Fire.
Same thing to you. He did both well for the first few episodes.
Best episode yet, I think. Really scathing.
Is the implication that rich people aren't susceptible to lobbying? That's just stupid since the current political climate proves it is not true.
Kid Scissors! That's so funny. I'll be giggling about that all day. Thank you! :)
kid scissors!??? youre killin me 😂😂😂
Yaaay my favorite news!!!!! Please post more often. I love your wit. You are sharp, funny and en par.
I keep being compelled to replay that "Bawitdaba"/Jib-Jab gif thingie. That's just the most amusing thing.
Alright, maybe it's cause I just had a smoke, but I nearly pissed myself laughing at the Bowitaba bit!
HOLY SHIT TELEPORTATION IS RE- wait, Kid Rock?
Thank you for that Kid Rock scene, made me laugh
I've noticed more than a couple things that make me genuinely curious if Trump has suffered from a stroke....
The drooling thing is just another....
I keep forgetting that this is a thing on Saturdays, and I'm always super-pleased when I'm reminded! By far my favorite news show, and easily in the list of best shows Cracked does.
First time I've laughed at Some News ever... That photo rocking out was awesome.
2017... when facts are apparently partisan. Cracked is literally just stating facts about uh... our president.
American: We have 1st amendment for freedom of speech. We dare criticize our president!
Non-american: Dare you praise him?
the truck part made me pee myself.
you´re doing a good job
I could watch these all day!
These are great please don't stop!
That freaking kid rock animation killed me
I love how repeal the NFA reached 100,000 signatures.
Can't wait for next week's news
Honestly that whole singing bit could have been it's own video. I loved it.
This is so much funnier than anything those clowns on the Daily Show, Colbert, etc, can muster..
No end credits this time? Those are hilarious. Hopefully they'll be back in the next video.
Understanding how the government works is accepting the fact that it doesn't.
California won't let you discriminate who you rent to, so for example you can't limit who's allowed to live in your apartments to your employees.
I want the whole kid rock song done with that animation. That was mind blowing.
Love this show - way better than the big media news.
I mean, you kinda (between 0:56 and 1:17) made the most impressive trump 2020 ad ever. Good show. KAG, I suppose.
You need to make the trump drumming animation it's own little video 😂😂😂
I'm from Michigan, I doubt I'd be voting for Kid Rock for Senate...
Politician was never meant to be a full time profession. If the founding fathers had thought that it would become a profession, they likely would have put term limits on every position.
that's bs.
could you elaborate beyond "that's bs"? Perhaps put a little more thought into your answer. Thanks!
Love every second of it. No exaggeration
You're so good at your job, dude 😂😂
This is one of the best one's i've seen so far!
I never thought I'd be alive to see Zaphod Beeblebrox elected.
Ugh - I cannot unsee that drool!
I agree, best new show on the internet, keep it going!!! thumbs up from Québec !
Hands down best episode so far!
Dude said "truckasaurus" fml I'm dead lol
Oh man I am loving this channel
Loved this Cody
This is one of fav TH-cam shows, but can you fix audio?? I watch a lot on Cracked, but Some News' audio only comes out right head headphone.
Stop saying if you are rich you can't be corrupt.
When has having wealth ever been demonstrated to make a politician resistant to the influence of lobbyist?
Kid Scissors is the greatest joke ever made