Aurélie but imagine being in a Starbucks and it quiet and then suddenly you hear a familiar sounding voice go “CHICKEN” And then you look up and it’s Dan freaking Howell standing there. WhAt dO yOu dO?
Ok but real question Why did you have a cereal bowl in the same room as a toilet lmao? How did you get there? Were you eating it there or did you carry it by accident? I need answers
@@goatking2983 well, after eating cereal, i wanted to put it back into the sink. But my mind was thinking that the cereal belongs to the bathroom, so i went there and i was this close to throw it to the toilet before i realised.
One time I was so sleep deprived that when I went to go to the bathroom I went into my moms bathroom, I took off my underwear and put it into the toilet. I was about to flush it too but then my mom yelled, “what are you doing?!” And I snapped out of it
omg i remember that!! i also remember someone commented “for dan’s birthday we should all donate money for a chair” and someone replied “don’t bother he’ll just fall off”
i cant tell you how many times i've stood flushing the toilet time and time again and just yeeting things across the room cause my body wants to defy me
It’s okay, we’re all scatterbrained at one point or another. I just can’t get the image of Dan saying chicken randomly in a public area out of my head 😂 the people around him must’ve thought he was crazy, or, hungry 😭😂
I feel him, once in 4th grade I had a plate of spaghetti, a cup of ice, and a 2 liter of Sprite. I uncapped the Sprite and poured it directly into the spaghetti, stared at it for a moment and then started crying bc I'd ruined my spaghetti and my grandma had to fix me a new bowl, and this other time in like middle school I was eating ice cream and talking to my siblings, and one of them knocked over their cup of milk, and had previously said something so funny I was crying with laughter, so at the sight of the spilled milk I started laughing harder, so I cried harder, and my siblings pointed out that I was crying over spilled milk, literally. Oh and this other time my brother was making a pizza and he had a lapse in memory and put the pizza on the wax cutting board it goes on *after* the pizza bakes, and instead of taking it off, he put the whole thing into the oven and set it on fire. Its always fun when people have spacey moments
Once when I was making a cake I cracked all three eggs into the trash bin and threw the shells in the bowl instead. I mean not just one egg, all three of them. Sometimes shit happens.
I think a lot of people have that with the most common example being almost throwing your spoon into the trash and the empty yoghurt container into the sink and the re-evaluating life after it flashed before your eyes.
wtf is going on, why is it 2016 again and phan compilations and these random snippets of live shows on my recommended? why did i just go through my abandoned wattpad why am i phannie after a 3 year streak of not watching them. why was this uploaded what time warp fuck did i just go through i’m not okay i wish it was 2016. okay goodnight i gotta go
“cHIckEN!”
"fuck. fuck. no"
Literally imagine sitting in Starbucks and it’s super quiet and some dude goes “chICKEn”
Myrå Ãnn I would honestly be so terrified. I would literally yeet out of there
@@ingrid5753 same, I'd be like, wtf with this weirdo.
Aurélie but imagine being in a Starbucks and it quiet and then suddenly you hear a familiar sounding voice go “CHICKEN”
And then you look up and it’s Dan freaking Howell standing there.
WhAt dO yOu dO?
i would be dying from laughter tbh
@@ingrid5753 "what a weirdo...oh, not a surprise. Wait wtf is he doing in Latin America, go back to London bitch"
Okay, but dan in a beanie is the purest thing ever
OH WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THIS akdjakksa why is he like this
Okay but this is ACTUALLY the most likes i've ever gotten ever, holy shit
Because hes dan..
IM SORRY WHAT
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE LMAO 😂😂😂
Dan saying “cHiCkEn” is the funniest thing ever oml
You're new here, aren't you?
Phanders! Sides lol no I just haven’t watched all of his live shows
•taxicab• neither have I, I've never actually seen any, it was just the biggest meme in the fandom a while ago
Phanders! Sides oh lol
I have never seen it either but I'm loving it :D
"Reasons why dans a fail, yay"
But seriously, i once almost threw my cereal bowl into the toilet and also almost threw my clothes into the trash
Ok but real question
Why did you have a cereal bowl in the same room as a toilet lmao?
How did you get there?
Were you eating it there or did you carry it by accident?
I need answers
@@goatking2983 well, after eating cereal, i wanted to put it back into the sink. But my mind was thinking that the cereal belongs to the bathroom, so i went there and i was this close to throw it to the toilet before i realised.
Goat King that first line hurted
One time I was so sleep deprived that when I went to go to the bathroom I went into my moms bathroom, I took off my underwear and put it into the toilet. I was about to flush it too but then my mom yelled, “what are you doing?!” And I snapped out of it
At least it was almost..Dan actually did it im.
When u gotta express your love for chicken u just do ya kno 😤😤😤
mayo gonzalez bruh chicken is so good. Every time I eat it I do a little dance
@@sleepyontime5513 chicken with ketchup is so good tho
Sweet Cheeks preach, I can’t have chicken nuggets without nuggets
@@sleepyontime5513 lmao I'm eating that rn
@doom frankie is actually vegetarian!
Hearing chICKen at 4am is absolutely the funniest thing in the world
this is what it means to have wii music constantly playing inside your mind for your entire life
can you drive
"yeah, but i don't have a chair"
This is EXACTLY what I thought of when I watched this video!! haha
when did he say this 😂😂😂
@@blacksparkles562 th-cam.com/video/LEXAVfDBeBI/w-d-xo.html
omg i remember that!! i also remember someone commented “for dan’s birthday we should all donate money for a chair” and someone replied “don’t bother he’ll just fall off”
Well, after changing a diaper, I almost put the diaper into the recycling bag instead of the trash can until I caught myself halfway there
*Drops baby in the trash*
_SHIT_
One time I was changing a baby and changed it into the dirty diaper and then i saw the clean one next to it and i was like oh....
@@turnipswillneverhurtyou3934 ohh.....
keeponrockin why does this seem like a David Dobruja skit
“Momma had a chicken,
Momma had a cow,
Dad was proud,
He didn’t care how -
Cow! Chicken!”
Omg finally someone gets it
Finally people get it
Omfg dan please
But also... same???
Exactly!!^^^
Just that relatable time when you pour soup into the trash can... Yeah... Relatable...
One time I put my groceries in someone's cart and took it as my own for a solid 30 minutes 🤣
did he even leave his “i am So raNDum” phase sjskjsksks
i cant tell you how many times i've stood flushing the toilet time and time again and just yeeting things across the room cause my body wants to defy me
Bro I have turrets so him saying chicken like three times triggered me to say “dan is a fat chicken “ 🤧👌🏽
i love that
'turrets'
im gonna piss myself dhjdssfhj how have i never seen this
This is the type of video that I keep repeating and literally can’t escape from
No one:
Literally no one:
Him: *chIcKen*
this has the same vibe as phil putting a cactus in a draw
It’s okay, we’re all scatterbrained at one point or another. I just can’t get the image of Dan saying chicken randomly in a public area out of my head 😂 the people around him must’ve thought he was crazy, or, hungry 😭😂
The way he says chicken is adorable lmao
Okay but Dan with a beanie is the cutest thing i've ever seen, c'mon why is no one talking about that
I will forever love this story!!!!
this genuinely makes me cry,, every time, thank you for bringing this gem back
I feel him, once in 4th grade I had a plate of spaghetti, a cup of ice, and a 2 liter of Sprite. I uncapped the Sprite and poured it directly into the spaghetti, stared at it for a moment and then started crying bc I'd ruined my spaghetti and my grandma had to fix me a new bowl, and this other time in like middle school I was eating ice cream and talking to my siblings, and one of them knocked over their cup of milk, and had previously said something so funny I was crying with laughter, so at the sight of the spilled milk I started laughing harder, so I cried harder, and my siblings pointed out that I was crying over spilled milk, literally.
Oh and this other time my brother was making a pizza and he had a lapse in memory and put the pizza on the wax cutting board it goes on *after* the pizza bakes, and instead of taking it off, he put the whole thing into the oven and set it on fire.
Its always fun when people have spacey moments
I forgot about this! It’s the best!! 😂😂 I miss his live-streams... 😩
I can almost never make it though the first clip out of second hand embarrassment but when I do I laugh hysterically
i was legitimately reading the word “chicken” on a piece of chicken right when he said that i’m shaking
Once when I was making a cake I cracked all three eggs into the trash bin and threw the shells in the bowl instead. I mean not just one egg, all three of them. Sometimes shit happens.
i somehow read "making a cake" as "drinking a coke" and had to read this 3 times before I realised my mistake-
Even the ChIcKen hits different
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single living thing to ever walk this earth:
Phil:
Dan: ChIcKeN!
hes so cute ugh
Oh bless his heart
Give had days like that too Dan dont worry
When Dan said, “chIckEN” I felt that 😞✊
I honestly miss Dan sitting down with us and regaling us with anecdotes from his life
Why is this the hardest I've laughed in over a week and it's from a 46 second video?
I knew exactly what clip this was as soon as he said “I was in a coffee show” and I felt the second hand embarrassment flood in
*chICKEN*
for me i sometimes involuntarily throw my socks in the trash can instead of in the laundry.
oH MY GODJSHSHSGS I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS STREAM AND CRYING OF LAUGHTER
I put milk in the draw and In class I shouted out "cheese biscuits"
This is literally the content I signed up for
I feel you Dan. I just highlighted my spaghetti instead of my study notes....
i picked up some of my clothes and put them in my trash bag today instead of the laundry basket 🤦🏽♀️
I love everything about this thank you
IM CRYINGDHD
CHICKEENN
i’m laughing so hard i can’t
i have never related to a person more in my entire life than i am relating to dan right now.
Depression m8 innit, messes with your neurons
Send him back boys, this one's broken
The joys of having adhd.
I REMEMBER THIS LMAOOOOOO
cHicKen?!!???
I think a lot of people have that with the most common example being almost throwing your spoon into the trash and the empty yoghurt container into the sink and the re-evaluating life after it flashed before your eyes.
i forgot about this thanks for reinvigorating me
My favorite video ever
this is my new favourite thing omfg
I threw my phone into the bin instead of the actual trash once
dan going into panic mode is so fucking funny
M E FUCKING M E D A N I LOVE YOU!!
oh my i feel so old watching this
No one:
I swear not a single soul:
I promise not a single soul
Dan: cHIcKeN
i’m sat here cackling with my soar ass throat
i missed your vids :))
dan howell saying chicken or serotonin? who knows
He lost all the brain cells when he got sunstroke
I AM SOBBING WHY IS THIS NEW TO ME
“Is he gonna attack me with a spork right now?”
oh daniel.. you really went off your rocker this time
I’m lovin’ Dan in a beanie 🖤
Bless this man
I can't believe I forgot about this agdhfksk
WHEEZE one big mood
I LOVE ONE MAN.
I actually cried laughing at this 😂
Okay but cow and chicken was the bomb
I LOVE THE WAY HE SAYS CHICKEN LMAO
Omg well yea we've all had those moments when you throw the thing away instead of the packet
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
i’ve been wheezing for a full minute someone call an ambulance
WHY have i never seen this before
Owellmakeyouhowell
Dan we all ask what is wrong with you hun. The answer is nothing and also everything
D-dan?
Are you? Are you ok?
omg i remember this liveshow lmaoooo dan is so relatable
I relate to this on a spiritual level
I relate to this so much I’m literally crying 🤣😭
God its my sixth time watching it and im still laughing
I relate to this on another level
Dan looks so good in a beanie
IS THAT A CHICKEN???
😂😂 or like when he made a perfect salad and then he just chucked it in the trash can and he said it was his subconscious telling him to get a pizza
It’s autopilot at its work, Dan
_c H I C K E N ? ? ?_
My brother dumped an entire pack of popcorn in the trash instead of the popcorn bowl.
wtf is going on, why is it 2016 again and phan compilations and these random snippets of live shows on my recommended? why did i just go through my abandoned wattpad why am i phannie after a 3 year streak of not watching them. why was this uploaded what time warp fuck did i just go through i’m not okay i wish it was 2016. okay goodnight i gotta go
*cHicKen!!*
This is beautiful
This is the best thing ever, dan is actually so me tho omg
I relate to Dan on a spiritual level tbh