Arnold Schwarzenegger's Total Recall Proves That Earth Sucks - Best Movie Ever
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ม.ค. 2023
- It's a science fact that Earth is full of sad and pathetic people who are lucky if they get into more than 2 fights a week. The Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Total Recall finally showed everyone what they were missing and why Mars is AWESOME.
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Another banger! Please do Starship Troopers next!!!
Some Brazillian guy is straigth up coping your videos, he literally makes the same content with Steven seagal abd other movies! youtube.com/@omelhorpiorfilme
"See you at the party" after his hands got cut off? Coulda and shoulda been, "He handed me the victory in the end"
Please do Seagal's Flight of Fury next!
I'm really surprised you didn't call out the stunt double @3:56. For shame space ice. Lol
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Yup, anytime I'm feeling down, one of these videos immediately cheers me up
@@tlshortyshorty5810 that, or the stuff the astronauts use to keep their thermos full of TANG cold
Arnold will remain a legend for ever ❤
And for this very reason, Steven Seagal gets -5 points.
And JCVD gets a shitload of points, because he is JCVD.
I'm crying at this comment, you win the internets today!
Yeah, too bad he sold out to the woke mob, though.
@@retrosquadchannel2.050 Yes, because JCVD is freaking AWESOME.
He stopped being a legend after he told all Americans: "screw your freedoms".
"if you have cornflakes for dinner, then f*ck you!" I laughed far too much at that.
Now that I'm older myself, I totally understand why those engineers risked their lives fighting Arnold Schwarzenegger rather than facing the unemployment line. 🤣
Better than filling the housekeeping vacancy!
I cant believe space forgot one of the best lines in the movie. “Consider that a divorce” where arnold headshots lori for being married to Steven Seagal a few years earlier.
Other than that, great review. Arnold’s Total recall is a definite masterpiece.
0/10 for that one mistake.
No, the best one was when his girlfriend grabs his lunchbox, and says “what have you been feeding this thing?”
And he looks at her and says “blondes”
You're goddamn right👍!
@@wrcoles where. lol
Petition for space ice to edit the video and include this line
Total recall is such a classic. Arnold faking being a hologram still cracks me up
That probably was his idea to add it to the scene/script.
"It is!"
I would’ve shot him just in case hahaha
@@bananaempijama “ahahahaha (perfect Austrian). You think this is the real Quaid?”
Lol.
"......and I guess their jurisdiction doesn't extend outside the x-ray machine" 😂🤣 This man is comedy GOLD.
“..these guys have the important task of…drinking strawberry milkshakes.” 😂
This is a masterpiece. Sadly the remake sucked, as they replaced Mr Freeze with a Penguin
underrated comment
He should do one about why Total Recall(remake) sucks :)
Nice one
Not bad!😝
Hahaha yup mr freeze could of been replaced with a penguin would of been better 😂 at least the penguin would of cooled it with the puns lol ok sorry I’ll see myself out
Total Recall is the very last big budget action blockbuster to use 99.9% practical effects (Because they didnt have a choice). What a gem.
wait... so they actually went to mars??? :O
"Total Recall is the very last big budget movie to use 99.9% practical effects. What a gem."
I miss practical effect.. CGI is so boring.. :(
@@AntonioProla Yes.
@@AntonioProla Mahz*
@@anteeko there is some magic to it that CGI takes away.
"When the Hoff facetimes you" Lol, that whole bit had me dying!
“Hand to hand combat that could go either way” nearly choked on my breakfast sandwich with that line 😂😂
If you have corn flakes for dinner then f**k you.
This movie is still quoted by my mother to this day. When I ask how she's doing she tells me
*"TWO WEEKS"*
Got the reference.🤣Your mother is great
Your mother rules.
Are your parents still together or did she say "Consider that a divorce?"
Your mom is awesome.
nice
11:36 "After a brutal back and forth", meanwhile Arnold just beating the crap out of the guy.
I got the movie and watched it just before I watched this. What a Great 90's action film this is. Didn't notice it was so brutal. I watched this when I was 10, I guess my parents didn't really care lol
Ha! i grew up on this as a kid, i don't remember the brutality. I'll have to watch again.
@@dmatthews7423 I'm sure it's R-Rated
I also watched this and Starship Troopers when I was about 9.
My mother used to drop us off at the theater for all the 80s & 90s action movies. One time the clerk wouldn't let her,arguing that it was R-rated and we were too young to be in there without a parent. She was shocked, that had never happened before. So she bought a ticket, escorted us in, and then left like usual.
@@mallninja9805 the good ol days
I literally cried out of laughing over that old lady with poor survival instincts
me too !!!
You have grammar of a toddler.
me too man hahahaha
LOL I lost it
Arnold Sultanegger was great
Robocop, Total Recall and Starship Troopers. Damn! Paul Verhoeven was on fire at that time
I watched it the other day. The movie has aged so badly and is so absurd that only a 15 year old (when I first saw it) could see any merit in it
@@diegosimeone which one? Robocop? Because I'm 39 and I still like it. Plus you like Dancing With The Stars. Dumbest show ever. Only women and gay men like that crap
Don’t forget Showgirls 😅
Basic Instinct is dope too
Yeah, they had like 2 or 3 bad guys from RoboCop on here! I finally realized that 35 years later! LMAO
"But it's not all explosions and sunshine" Lol, fucking gold.
"See you at the party Richter!" really is a timeless classic. 🤣
"Arnold goes full Kool-Aid man mode" Too funny 😂
"And holy shit, Mary-Kate does not fuck around!" 💀💀💀
Does anyone else just want to spend a night drinking a dozen beers and watching classic action movies with Space Ice?
I would! That line was pure comedy.
Seriously space ice could make a pretty penny with movie nights. Maybe just watch a movie on twitch with chat.
Yes.
@@holyheretic3185 I hate livestreams most of the time, but I think that could bé very fun !
You have a great argument there.
The twins reunion with Danny devito line broke me, I haven't stopped crying 🤣
yes great movie from sultinegger lol
Yep, I lost it on that line. Had to rewind, I was like, did he just say that
Me too lol this guy is hilarious
I laughed so loud that shit caught me off guard I never knew Danny davito was in this movie
Yes!!!!!!!!! Loved that.
"a few weeks ago i met somebody and i learned a few things, like i played for the wrong team " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Arnold and his friend give a big middle finger to OSHA” had me dying. Keep up the amazing content!!
If Seagal had done this movie, it would have been 90 minutes of the strip club and 30 minutes of his stunt double slap fighting while sitting down while the bad guys talk about how awesome he is.
I would love to see Steven Segal depressurize to Mars' atmosphere.
@@bckelly23 Seagal: "I was the first man to visit Mars."
Yeah. That's every Segal movie.
@@gn4720 Not the early ones. They were legit. Once he went straight to dvd, he started putting out garbage. But I still love Above the Law, Hard to Kill, Marked for Death, Out for Justice, Under Siege 1 and 2, The Glimmer Man and Exit Wounds. After that, he went downhill.
During the slap fight don't forget to mention his signature elbow break move from 17 different angles.
Rob Bottin got an oscar for his FX on this movie. He didnt even get nominated. They just said, here take it. Your work speaks for itself.
The man was a fucking visionary. I mean, three boobs? Genius
Cornflakes for dinner im weakkkk 😂😂😂😆😂😆.
Especially for the time frame.
His work on The Thing is absolutely fantastic
You kidding the guy is a legend. I stand my ground and say the thing was his best and most magnificent work. Just light years better than any modern cgi. And at the time the guy was 21. What did we do at 21? Jerk off to violet Myers or Mia Malkova or Lana Rhoades or Jada Stevens? Lol. Well, yeah
Michael Ironside (the villain) was a badass in his own time. Never pass up a chance to catch one of his movies. He was usually the protagonist.
Remember: The mobile infantry has made him the man he is today
Would you like to know more?
Interesting guy. He does the voice of Sam Fisher in the Splinter Cell games.
3:52 “…and jumps through this poorly constructed window.” That’s comedy gold😂😂😂
Michael Ironside one of my favorite actors always plays a good villain.
I'm sure he's also been the same age for the last 40 years.
He was my guy since V.
also sam fisher xD
@@joeparrigen4982 V was an awesome show.
@@joeparrigen4982 oh man, new memories unlocked. I remember coming back from school right to watch V, while drinking cocoa milk shake and some cookies, those were the days...
When I was a kid I begged my aunt to see this movie in the theater. She actually took me. She is freaking awesome. This and spaceballs.
My parents took me, it was rated 18 and I was 10! Everyone at school was so jealous! I loved this movie so much and still do 😀
@@GreatestCornholio Seeing the Three-Breasted Woman at 10 must have been a revelation.
@@28Pluto Ew.
I had an older brother and older cousins who invited me to theater. I was 7 and loved it!
@@28Pluto Yes it was, it started a lifelong quest to find a real life 3 boobed woman as 2 is just never enough now.
This is unironically one of the best movies ever and certainly the finest from its era. The timing, the effects, the story: it was all put together incredibly well.
Great review man! You've got a new subscriber.
I got to see it in the theater when i was a child, i think 12. My parents did not expect the amount of violence and almost made me leave the theater. Great movie.
Yes, one of the greatest scifi movies, with Alien, Blade Runner, Terminator, Robocop and several others
@@mrnobody5381 were you devastated when you learnt that triple breasted women are not a common occurrence?
@@beardedchimp I was actually. Great scene, girl you make me wish i had three hands.... great lines.
Yep. The director, Paul Verhoeven, made one of the all-time greatest sci-fi trilogies of all time. Robocop, Total Recall and Starship Troopers.
Another director made a trilogy of movies that are also way up there in the category of Best Movies Ever Made: John McTiernan's Die Hard, Predator and, believe it or not, Last Action Hero, which does a fantastic job deconstructing all the 80's action films he helped create. Sure, he also did Die Hard with a Vengeance, which was pretty good, and he also did The Hunt for Red October, but I don't include those movies for several reasons.
"be home in time for CORN FLAKES" my new favourite catch phrase
Total Recall and Robocop are two masterpieces of cinema thanks to director P.V.
You forgot Starship Troopers.
@@mihaylov131No he didn’t.
@@deanjustdean7818 his recent Benedetta is cool too
Arnold has to have a world record for hits to the balls in a single movie with this one.
I think he comes a close second to the "Ow, My Balls!" guy from Idiocracy.
@@Fluffyudders 😂😂😂🕺 Yeah ow my balls! I remember that lol 😂
Bond in Casino Royale torture scene, takes many worse hits to the balls 😂
That was prime Sharon Stone so he was lucky not to be repeatedly stabbed in the neck with an ice pick 😅
Fun fact: Arnold wanted to be in this movie because it was based off of a short story in a science fiction magazine that he liked to read.
"We Can Remember It for You Wholesale" by Phillip K Dick, who also wrote the stories on which Blade Runner, Minority Report, The Man in the High Castle, a Scanner Darkly, and probably other movies.
@@larrywest42 I know. He's so influental and all those movies are good.
This channel is pure gold
The 3 mammories scene is one of the most memorable scenes in cinema history
How did Space Ice just not mention that?
@@RichV20 youtube has a strict "no fun allowed " policy, i'm afraid...
three tits? thats awesome!
"You make me wish I had three hands!"
easily the most upsetting, unnecessary kill in the movie
If only Arnold had a dance number he’d be in the same league as JCVD.
That would never happen, too much awesomeness in one video would be deadly
Space Ice you never put out a disappointing review. This is my favorite Arnold film and I think the craziest and funniest part was when Arnold was on the escalator and uses an innocent bystanders body as cover and then throws his bullet riddled body at Richter. You should start reviewing Chow Yun Fat movies, I would highly recommend Hard Boiled, The Killer, or a Better Tomorrow. Keep up the great work.
o he would be great at those
@@TheCaliforniaHP Absolutely, I can hear it already. How did Chow Yun Fat take out a whole room full of guys and fire a shitload of ammo without reloading a single time.
@@antoniobay1980 Because phuq reloading, there are bad guys to kill!
My dad busted out laughing at the “SCREW YOU!!” part in the theater. I’ll never forget that. 😂😂
I did that too when I saw the movie 1st time, but different reasons.
It was translated not only the most lames way, but also into a phrase no one has ever used before or after.
Direct translation back to English was "smell bad":
Total Recal in the theatre was amazing. The whole place went crazy when Arnold first cracks heads at the beginning.
OMG, I just got the joke.
Screwwwww youuuuu! Benny deserved it😁
I will say this is Arnold's finest work. I notice a lot of people don't care for his acting but he does so well here it's wild they didn't give him more serious roles.
With conan the barbarian director's commentary, you realize it is difficult to give him an antagonist that visually appears threatening.
Predator was his best work.
I will watch any Arnold movie before I watch any oscar winning movies lmao I just wanna be entertained and he is the ultimate action hero.
Kindergarten Cop. His toughest villains...children. 😋
Arnold was awesome before the 2000s. It's not on him it's on the movies he was in. Because Arnold absolutely rocks the rolls made for him.
That "jamming the radar" space balls reference was great
I saw this in the theater. My dad got it on VHS one year and a buddy of mine and I watched it so many times it wouldn't play any more.
“But Hooley sh!t, Mary Kate does not fark around!” .. I sang out in hysteria 😂😂 absolute classic.
Michael Ironside is a boss though! I mean he doesn't even need to show his face, him voicing Sam Fisher for Splinter Cell is easily the best narration casting in video game history!!!
I didn't even remember he was Sam Fisher's voice. Thanks for the reminder.
His voice acting was so great in those games.
@@bananaempijama So great you didn't even remember. That's how good it was.
I remember
His dark side va in the superman and jla shows were definitive
@@bckelly23 😂 Nice little zinger! ⚡⚡
Total Recall totally reminds me of how awesome my childhood was
Likewise, brother.
It's great that you were able to implant such wonderful childhood memories!
Fun fact: Total Recall was the bloodiest movie ever until 1993 when it was overtaken by the classic Hot Shots: Part Duex.
The short story, "We Can Remember It for You Wholesale," by PKD that this movie is based on is an absolute masterpiece.
this is one of your best ones haha The Danny Devito reunion killed me hahaha
One of the best movie with Arnie where he has alot of memorable moments and unintentional humour
Haha, it's true. "Screw you!" as he's drilling the guy to death was a pun that was lost on me as a child watching this.
@@andrewkelly6828 or "You think this is another hologram? Guess not"
pretty sure most of the humour was intentional tho
@@leonardbergstrom2975 I guess so. Although it cool on the same time the way he deliver the one liners.
And then there's that one guy with the facial deformities telling him, "you got some nerve showing your face around here, Quaid." To which Arnie replies, "look who's talking" lol
This is one of my favorite sci-fi movies. I cant believe Paul Verhoeven was literally in production hell for YEARS trying to get this movie made.
"David fuckin hasselhof... facetimes you.."🤣😂🤣
The shootout on the escalator Arnold uses college nerd as human shield.
I cannot wait until he does T2: Judgement Day, which I consider the greatest, and most perfect action film ever made. It will be like Xmas all over again lol
10000% it is the undisputed, greatest action film ever. No contest!
We all do
That, and Starship Troopers
@Nathan Mays
They couldn't get gravity right. In fact, they made it a blatant point that they couldn't care less about gravity's effects....other than how the cup of coffee tilted wildly, but nothing else did. Lol.
Loved NPH's role as the Brain killer scientist.
matrix is a strong contender for n1 spot .
both are masterpieces a mile ahead of anything else i can think of .
"... I met somebody and I found out that I had been playing for the wrong team". I have watched this movie at least 20 times but never noticed that😂😂😂😂
Forget all the awards available in the movie industry. The greatest honour your film can recieve is to have Space Ice feature it on this channel! 🏆
"Smacking McLovin's Grandson..", My man, that was amazing. Ive loved this movie since 1991. This hilarious narration has added a whole new lease of amazing air and life to it. Brilliant work yet again.
😂😂😂😂 “for what ever the fuck kick ass 2 was supposed to be.” head
I've seen it dozens of times but still can't tell if it was real or just how vivid the Total Recall was. Genius story, like the original inception.
I want to believe it's real, but I think Arnold had a bad trip and was lobotomized..
That's why it's brilliant, there is no definitive answer
@@SpaceIce I love you space ice! You're making going through a divorce and not seeing my kids for nearly a year bearable!
@@SpaceIce To me it's like trying to definitively say 'Was Deckard a Replicant in Blade Runner', there's evidence and arguments that point in both directions. Both options could be true, but proving which IS true is near impossible.
@@lamarazmoe6438 dude, we should drink a beer
Gotta love Arnold. From battling Lou Ferrigno to battling himself. What a legend!
I was 15 when I first watched this movie and I remember how amazed I was with how badass it was . This movie is a masterpiece...a true 90's raw action movie with no political agenda.
Did you miss the part where the corporate greed withheld oxygen from the common folk?
"Arnold SULTANNegger"-Literally the VERY reason we watch this man🤣🤣🤣
My guy - so many swift subtle jabs
@darrengordon-hill The man , is in fact, a fuckin LEGEND😁
@@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight amen
Imagine walking around looking like arnold and everyone just accepts that you work full time as a construction worker.
...well Arnold was a construction worker...
Well, as Bill Burr used to say: ''That man should have been unloading trucks in Transilvania. That should have been the hight of his success but, because he is a great man, he had the balls to move to America and became famous for lifting weights, became a movie star, despite the fact he can barely speak. THEN, he decided to marry a Kennedy and eventually became a governor of the state he cant even pronounce!''
How many lifetimes would it take for us regular people to manage to pull off ONE of those feats?!
How about him passing as a doctor (Batman & Robin), or a computer salesman (True Lies), or a drapery salesman (Terminator Dark Fate), or a geneticist scientist (Junior), or a kindergarten teacher?
Arnold worked in construction when he was much bigger than he was in total recall
@@TalentCaldwell *Substitute* kindergarten teacher. Totally believable.
I watched two of these videos and immediately subscribed. Writing, delivery, tone are absolutely top notch. Had me cracking up, thank you.
That mclovin' joke was pure comedic genius...
Space Ice thank you for your wonderful work. I’m someone who struggles with depression and your videos always bring me up. Seriously dude thank you.
Try with Possum Reviews and some Bill Burr specials too. That works for me a year Ago...
Hope you come out on top.
@@fernandogimenez7520 Possum reviews is great, I remember when his old channel was struck down because his content was that good, lol.
I was really laughing at the moment with “Olsen”. And the whole text was great again, thank you for these Total Recall!
The perfect blend of sarcasm and adoration. Well, done Space Ice.
I love how the real Arnold is the master mind behind this whole plot 😂😂😂
One of my all time favorite Sci-fi films; PV is a brilliant director/producer
Robocop, Total Recall, Basic Instinct are three of the greatest movies ever made. Hell, I even liked Showgirls.
@@Illustraful try Black Book also.
@@Illustraful And Starship Troopers.
You can watch his movies over and over and the never get old
@@Estorium I've seen all his films except his very early ones like Spetters, Soldier of Fortune and Flesh & Blood.
"See you at the party Rictor!" Yeah, that is the most badass line of all time😂
Awesome movie and awesome work by Space Ice!
You consistently get me to laugh out loud while watching your vids and I appreciate it!
Looking forward to more from you in 2023.
I still think one of the most interesting facts about this movie is the initial planned sequel with Schwarzenegger returning as Quaid ended up becoming the first script for the 2002 Tom Cruise movie Minority Report.
The pre-cogs were intended to be the mutants from Total Recall. Or something along those lines.
They're both based on Philip K Dick stories, so why not?
I could not believe they tried to redo this with Colin farrel. You cannot remake an Arnold movie.
Well they tried and they totally failed
add fright Night to that screwed by Colin farrel list
Add also the crap Miami Vice film in the screwed by Colin Farrel list.
They tried with conan too... these movies are not terrible, just not as good.
Banshees of Inisherrin thoughts now this is a shitting on Colin Farnell thread that is yet to mention his as Bullseye in Daredevil P.S I thought it was boring af & pretty shit, too artsy & drab for the insane acclaim it got
That lady deciding to stand at the window when they were shooting up the train is epic, she said fuck life I’m ready to go now
I freakin’ love this movie! I never get tired of seeing it.
You made my day today with this one Space Ice, I was not in a good place. But seeing Danny DeVito and Mary Kate get credit for their signature roles, I feel much better.
Smiled and literally said "Sweet" out loud when I saw this was posted 8 mins ago
You're video's genuinely make me cry with laughter. You've got a real talent .
"See you at the party, Richter!"
I like how when he was using that computer, there were rats crawling all over it but he didn't seem to even care and sits there eating snacks.
I love that during a fight scene there’s a massive Pepsi product placement
Your videos are hilarious I'm happy to see someone spoof all my childhood movies in such good form with a deep understanding of the thrill these movies brought me as a child😂
This movie is incredible! It's his best work I think. All the effects and environments make this movie super unique.
I'm so glad you called out the "corn flakes" line. I've seen many reviews and discussions on this classic and nobody mentions that line. That line is so out of the blue and ridiculous and people just ignore it. haha
The scene where their eyes were bulging gave me nightmares when I first saw this movie.
My and my friends loved this movie as kids. Not because it was good but because it was hilarious.
I just discovered this channel and i have binged almost 15 videos now. this channel is amazing
This Total Recall came out when I was in high school and it is far superior than that monstrosity of a movie with the same name that came out in 2012.
Tell us something we don’t know
Speaking as someone that works in construction, I've always said the same thing about them working with jackhammers with no hearing protection, let alone anything else. "Enjoy being deaf in your old age, guys...oh wait, never mind, Arnold killed the other guy, he'll never be deaf."
Arnold is too manly for deafness 😂😂
I worked with a jackhammer in my early 20's. Even with proper hearing protection, I couldn't hear right for a couple hours after work.
happens all the time outside the USA, welders also just weld using sunglasses, then use eyedrops to soothe their sore eyes.
Arnold Sultin-nagger.
What a fucking gem. I couldn’t stop laughing.
thank you SPACE ICE ..... for existing on TH-cam.... you are the BEST
By far one of my favorite movies of all time. I still even have the original vhs and box sleeve. And it still plays💪
That's because Arnie is on it.
It Can't Be Bargained With. It Can't Be Reasoned With... And It Absolutely Will Not Stop, Ever... Until You Are Dead!
This movie is an all time classic. I miss these types of films. Verhoeven made some all time greats.
Thank you mr space ice .
I love your videos . I’ve been binging and your content really puts a smile on my face. Thanks buddy
The movie is so peak action.
Besides Arnie's acting we got Ronnie Cox and Michael Ironside as villains and get incredible one liners.
Fun fact: Total Recall has the record for the most use of the word “GAAAAAHHH” in a movie
The Mclovin line got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That 'Kick Ass 2' reference was the smoothest throwaway line I've ever heard. Genius!😂🤝🏿
I watched this movie again and again over time... It never gets boring.
As a matter of fact I am going to watch it right now