I like the idea that all of this is just as complicated as the aliens think it is, but humans truly are operating on Space-Ork logic and breaking reality to force video game solutions into real life.
If the galactic council is terrified of gaming skills .... Imagine what they would think of the one person actually beating Tetris so bad that it restarts levels! 😅 And he wasn't EVEN old enough to legally say "Hold my beer!" 😂 🤣
Wait until they hear a "Buckle up. I want to try something." or "Here goes nothing." 🤣🤣🤣 Heaven forbid the anger a human that tells someone else "Wait in the ship."
A Note needs to be made, the Human in Question is a "Latina" female. Generally both reveried and feared by even the Strongest males of the species. Legend has it when they reach motherhood they gain the power to turn a sandal into a lethal weapon.
@@TragerM I am Whiter than a Weird Al Concert in Wisconsin. But i grew up in Mexican barrios of California. I know first hand the power of mammas chonka and how Latina girls will light your heart on fire and stomp it out.
Dude, I'm former Armored Cav & a Cold War Vet. I can't even say half the stuff we said on FB w/o getting banned. Never mind our cadences we sang in Basic Training. We had all types in the Cav, gamers, nerds, ex-cons, you name it.😁
Haha of all stories I’ve come across on TH-cam….this by far was very enjoyable and kept a smile on my face as I myself said a lot of these phrases while doing some engineering work or projects and playing games are no exception to this haha
As a certified Florida Man, they're holding back. They're trying to be model galactic citizens. (true story) My son was deep in the Student Getto at the University of Florida. He wasn't a student there, he was just party crashing on a fine Saturday night. They went into one backyard, and dug beers out of the cooler, and played along with the ax throwing game. It was just trees, so no big deal. Someone poured gas on the bonfire, which flared up. "Let's see who can be the most on fire!" enthused one of the partiers. "Hold my beer!" said another. My son and his friend took that as their cue to leave before the paramedics arrived. Plenty of parties on this block...
Any SysAdmin who has had to pull loopy stunts over a series of hours to keep a kilo-user datacenter from crashing and burning knows that taste buds are activation buttons to an outside-the-box creativity streak.
I love the idea that everything really is just as complex as the aliens believe, but humans are genuinely operating on Space-Ork logic, bending reality to make video game solutions work in real life.
People don’t realize it but our brains do a metric Duck load of background work. You know how when you throw a ball you know where it’s going to go. Yeah your brain just does that on auto pilot.
Using KSP technics to fix something means you're from another universe. I mean "real fix", not let it go in a giant quick deconstruction (which is the only mandatory kerbal fix as we all know). Now I understand why aliens are afraid of humans.
So basically humans were the only species to work out that simulation theory was correct, that the universe is a giant computer simulation, didn’t bother to tell any other race, and instead decided to hunt for the exploits and glitches that would allow them to break the simulations normal rules! 😂😂😂😂😂
@TragerM Oh hell, the subs sometimes have me dying 😂 But this actually sounded like a cd skipping. Really took away from what was a cool sounding story.
My gaming skills have actually come in handy in reality maths skills from RGP stat and damage calculation, organisation form various games, strategy games helping me plan and prepare for things I have also learnt various things from games like history or science including the meaning of DNA from a newspaper in Parasite Eve 2. Games actually cultivate intelligence, logic, hand eye coordination, reaction time, communication and cooperation in multiplayer games of course some "Games" aren't benefiting you at all Minecraft, gorilla tag and Roblox for example doesn't do much at all for kids as they just use them to act like insane monsters or just use creative mode to mindlessly mess around or copy a TH-cam video in a so call game that has no real challenge or story or skill and there for teaches little to nothing or bad habits and indulgence in screaming and shouting.
15 minutes would have been a better story timeline. Have someone hold your beer and work on making shorter stories. That's why i never read Stephen King, his books and movies are always tripple the length necessary.
I like the idea that all of this is just as complicated as the aliens think it is, but humans truly are operating on Space-Ork logic and breaking reality to force video game solutions into real life.
Headline reads "Gaming skills now considered weapons grade knowledge"
I was drinking coffee.... now it's all over my computer screen.
If the galactic council is terrified of gaming skills .... Imagine what they would think of the one person actually beating Tetris so bad that it restarts levels! 😅 And he wasn't EVEN old enough to legally say "Hold my beer!" 😂 🤣
But he was old enough to say " hold my Rootbeer "
Wait until they hear a "Buckle up. I want to try something." or "Here goes nothing." 🤣🤣🤣
Heaven forbid the anger a human that tells someone else "Wait in the ship."
the most terrifying thing a human can say before doing something is "fuck this"
"Full send" "fuck it" "bet"
Fuck it we ball
"Send it" "what does this do" and lastly "I'm bored"
"You won't" "No balls" "I dare you"
Stopping humans from going to a bar is a recipe for war crimes
A Note needs to be made, the Human in Question is a "Latina" female. Generally both reveried and feared by even the Strongest males of the species. Legend has it when they reach motherhood they gain the power to turn a sandal into a lethal weapon.
Chonklas forever!
It's not a legend.
Fact. Not legend. I'm Caucasian so I haven't experienced this but a zillion hispanic people can't be wrong....
@@TragerM I am Whiter than a Weird Al Concert in Wisconsin. But i grew up in Mexican barrios of California. I know first hand the power of mammas chonka and how Latina girls will light your heart on fire and stomp it out.
Been with my Latina for 13 years. She is the sweetest, most loving woman I have ever been with, but better not piss her off...
"This marks the first time the phrase 'hold my beer' has been officially spoken in council chambers."
That one comment had me laughing so hard! :D
Douglas Adams would be proud to read this story
Only with a fresh, really hot cup of tea.
Yep, this could be right out of a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, universe. I've been laughing the whole time. This is great.
My guild mates in Guild Wars 2 now have a new war cry: "BRB. Hold My Drink. Gonna Try Something."
I have heard that a few times in WvW lmao
Dude, I'm former Armored Cav & a Cold War Vet. I can't even say half the stuff we said on FB w/o getting banned. Never mind our cadences we sang in Basic Training. We had all types in the Cav, gamers, nerds, ex-cons, you name it.😁
Super-ultra-Fantastic. Great story. I laughed the whole way thru.
Me too, this could be right out of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Its that funny.
Wait until they hear the terrifying "Whoops" or the devastating "Whoopsy daisy!"
The human acceptance of universal destruction "Oh, Sheee."
Or well that didn’t work
Well there's some truth to that, I have the same reaction with my friends when playing Factorio.
XD
Oh, my friends... that won't have anything on the coast time they hear a human CHILD say that most dreaded utterance......
"Uh-oh....."
Don't forget holding it matters, spilling it..... just don't.
Humanity's greatest threat..."Fuck around and find out"
miles of smiles
example 24:15 "my scales already shifting to nervous breakdown rainbow"
L O L
Haha of all stories I’ve come across on TH-cam….this by far was very enjoyable and kept a smile on my face as I myself said a lot of these phrases while doing some engineering work or projects and playing games are no exception to this haha
Only 47 by March? Humans seem pretty tame.
As a certified Florida Man, they're holding back. They're trying to be model galactic citizens.
(true story) My son was deep in the Student Getto at the University of Florida. He wasn't a student there, he was just party crashing on a fine Saturday night. They went into one backyard, and dug beers out of the cooler, and played along with the ax throwing game. It was just trees, so no big deal. Someone poured gas on the bonfire, which flared up. "Let's see who can be the most on fire!" enthused one of the partiers. "Hold my beer!" said another. My son and his friend took that as their cue to leave before the paramedics arrived. Plenty of parties on this block...
@@geraldfrost4710 Yes Hold my beer is normally the start of something stupid and dangerous, regardless of where you are.
Spring break has only just started, give us another two weeks!
That’s just the ones they know about…
Okay, this could be right out of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, galaxy ;) This is great, I actually laughed out loud ;)
I'm just laughing my ass off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.......just saying.......
i could barely contain myself🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Usually we say hold my beer and watch this.
Any SysAdmin who has had to pull loopy stunts over a series of hours to keep a kilo-user datacenter from crashing and burning knows that taste buds are activation buttons to an outside-the-box creativity streak.
The Universe will quake with fear as a Human utters the words "Pull my finger."
You think Hold my Beer is a warning
Try “Hey ya’ll watch this”
Oh, Crap! Chen infestation present, again.
😂😂
They think hold my beer is bad wait till someone says hold my moonshine
Nah. Wait until they hear a human engineer mutter, "Oops."
From the "humans are space cowboys" stories.
“Quietly started to write their wills.” That was too funny.
I love the idea that everything really is just as complex as the aliens believe, but humans are genuinely operating on Space-Ork logic, bending reality to make video game solutions work in real life.
People don’t realize it but our brains do a metric Duck load of background work. You know how when you throw a ball you know where it’s going to go. Yeah your brain just does that on auto pilot.
Really enjoyed this story.
*The beer has been held*
Aliens: Terrified and confused screaming
love it
thanks for a fun story
For me it would be H.M.A. (Hold My Absynthe or H.M.R. Hold My Rum)
And I need to order some
Hold My Everclear
Generic hey bud hold my drink
I LoVE these stories and their humour
funniest one yet.
Oh God...I can only say one thing LOL
21:30 YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!! Heehee.. he said The Thing 😊😊😊
*laughs hysterically* I LOVE IT!
Loved it!!
OH MAN OH MAN, I love this one so damn much.
what about "im about to do something stupid"
Who ever wrote this, knows way too much about how things go in the South :)
This is why we would be quarantined in most if not all science fiction because we are considers "crazy monkeys" by the galaxy at large.
Thing is, would the quarantine actually do its job?
@ NO no it won’t but at least it explains why we are as a species seen as inferior or immature and why we are often overlooked.
Ah yes, "Hold my Beer" the ultimate "Threat". Every one else beat me to the other things :)
I really want to watch this show any Idea where a Canadian can watch
How often does the ai change your thumbnail?
what a fun...
Hilarious ! My turn !!
Hilarious 😂!
this one is pretty cute :) Giggled almost the whole way through.
This is beginner level stuff. Wait until they hear "You know what.....fuck it"
Using KSP technics to fix something means you're from another universe. I mean "real fix", not let it go in a giant quick deconstruction (which is the only mandatory kerbal fix as we all know). Now I understand why aliens are afraid of humans.
So basically humans were the only species to work out that simulation theory was correct, that the universe is a giant computer simulation, didn’t bother to tell any other race, and instead decided to hunt for the exploits and glitches that would allow them to break the simulations normal rules!
😂😂😂😂😂
Is it just my listen through, or are there "gaps" in the audio that sound like it's skipping dialogue?
It's ai so it's not perfect. Especially when you read the subtitles... grown vs groan... stuff like that.
@TragerM
Oh hell, the subs sometimes have me dying 😂
But this actually sounded like a cd skipping. Really took away from what was a cool sounding story.
@xeroabyss9597 is definitely an issue with the proofreading and quality control, but go figure..
My gaming skills have actually come in handy in reality maths skills from RGP stat and damage calculation, organisation form various games, strategy games helping me plan and prepare for things I have also learnt various things from games like history or science including the meaning of DNA from a newspaper in Parasite Eve 2.
Games actually cultivate intelligence, logic, hand eye coordination, reaction time, communication and cooperation in multiplayer games of course some "Games" aren't benefiting you at all Minecraft, gorilla tag and Roblox for example doesn't do much at all for kids as they just use them to act like insane monsters or just use creative mode to mindlessly mess around or copy a TH-cam video in a so call game that has no real challenge or story or skill and there for teaches little to nothing or bad habits and indulgence in screaming and shouting.
overly cheesy, but funny
Telling a drunk bored person its to hard and challenging for them. Yea doomed from the start
Well, if your right hand has 6 fingers you can do most anything that aliens can't
Humanity confirms that they’re living in a simulation just become the virus
The human ego is getting huge and heavy.
15 minutes would have been a better story timeline. Have someone hold your beer and work on making shorter stories. That's why i never read Stephen King, his books and movies are always tripple the length necessary.
Great thing about "The Mist", it got right into it👍
Tired of Chens too. Also xickslax chairman. How about ex lax for a name.
Narrator is living in a simulation, dealing with admins.
Nah, not admins... white hat hackers having their fun...
Hey ya'll watch this!
Lol "3 specie's applyed for deevolvion" the ultimate f this im out or we messed up go back.
Well, atleast they didn't find out what germans mean when saying "Hold my beer" => th-cam.com/video/VGzRfvgnS_s/w-d-xo.html
jury rigged ?
Well i'll b . . . .
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Redneck Engineering meets Tony Stark. I love it.
This is bad. Why is it all like you asked ai to write third rate Douglas adams with a female protaganist?
woke words used ..[common core math ] desinen by woke , for woke
AI storytelling still SUCKS!
Hey there’s Torres, Sanchez, Rivas, Santiago, there a few Hispanic ones for future use.
I am waiting for Jose Garcia.
@
Hell yeah CALVA is another
Ooops forgot Martinez ty 🤪
hey, what about Ornelaz?