Bob's at work Kathy's at school I'm home alone Stare at the pool I start to glaze I'm off caffeine To beat malaise I think I'll clean Dust the pictures in the hall Get up close, inspect the faces That doesn't look like me at all Oh my goodness, Cathy's braces! Ah I remember taking this In '92, I'm all aglow because Bob is giving me a kiss That's how I know how long ago it was Leave the pictures in the hall Erase the stains, head to the foyer Ignore the black mark on the wall Caused by my daughter, the destroyer All the things that child broke Those Precious Moments that we had I know she did it to provoke Cuz she's exactly like her dad I take a breath, I suffocate My house dress hurts, my hands go pink I try to breathe, I feel the weight Head for the kitchen, for the sink The cabinet underneath I grab the bottle, fingers shake To pop the top I use my teeth My heart goes fast, I pulse, I quake I pour the liquid In the bucket I breathe it in I taste it, suck it In my lungs It feels like, Whoa In my lungs, It starts real slow And then grow, grow Grow, grow, grow, grow Oh, oh Ammonia, how you take the stain away Ammonia, how you take the pain away Oh, Ammonia Oh, oh Suddenly I'm laughing and I'm flying Nothing's wrong and I'm no longer crying Oh, Ammonia Mm, Yeah, Uh uh uh Get a little bit comfortable now Off comes the dress, unhook the bra Rip the curtain off the window now That mailman likes what he just saw Breathe in, Breathe in, Breathe in Don't have a kid, don't have a spouse Breathe in, Breathe in, Breathe in Aw, shit, I love to clean the house! Rip the pictures off the wall The plastic smiles, hidden tears Soon as each one starts to fall The memory in it disappears And I travel back in time To happy days, to seventeen Before I chose which hill to climb Back when the slate was clean, Clean, Clean! I breathe it in, the feeling flows I squeeze the sponge, my hand gets wetter It's almost like the liquid knows That it's making me feel better I love it more than I love Bob If I could marry it I would It drives me wild, it does the job Does what that asshole never could Oh, baby, make me feel so good Oh, oh Ammonia, how you take the stain away Ammonia, how you take the pain away Oh, Ammonia Oh, oh Suddenly I'm gasping and convulsing I scream and squeal, I feel my body pulsing Oh, Ammonia My daughter used to love me She doesn't anymore I wish that she could see me right now Naked on the floor I'd make her look me in the eyes I'd give her this advice: Every time you make a compromise It comes at quite a price It sneaks up on you in the dark And it always leaves a mark And No, No, Ammonia cannot take that stain away It doesn't truly take the pain away Oh, Ammonia Oh, oh It isn't really genuine elation Just temporary sweet alleviation Oh, Ammonia Oh, oh Breathe it in as hard as I can muster And suddenly I start to see the luster Oh, Ammonia Oh! Oh! There it is!, I'm screaming and I'm flying Nothing's wrong and I'm no longer dying Oh, Ammonia Oh! Oh! La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la Oh, Ammonia! Bob just got home Kathy, too My day was fine And how are you? Put back the bottle But I feel no sorrow Cuz Oh, Ammonia I'll see you tomorrow Oh, Ammonia
This is unreal. I can’t thank you enough.
You are so welcome. I love this piece
Bob's at work
Kathy's at school
I'm home alone
Stare at the pool
I start to glaze
I'm off caffeine
To beat malaise
I think I'll clean
Dust the pictures in the hall
Get up close, inspect the faces
That doesn't look like me at all
Oh my goodness, Cathy's braces!
Ah
I remember taking this
In '92, I'm all aglow because
Bob is giving me a kiss
That's how I know how long ago it was
Leave the pictures in the hall
Erase the stains, head to the foyer
Ignore the black mark on the wall
Caused by my daughter, the destroyer
All the things that child broke
Those Precious Moments that we had
I know she did it to provoke
Cuz she's exactly like her dad
I take a breath, I suffocate
My house dress hurts, my hands go pink
I try to breathe, I feel the weight
Head for the kitchen, for the sink
The cabinet underneath
I grab the bottle, fingers shake
To pop the top I use my teeth
My heart goes fast, I pulse, I quake
I pour the liquid
In the bucket
I breathe it in
I taste it, suck it
In my lungs
It feels like, Whoa
In my lungs,
It starts real slow
And then grow, grow
Grow, grow, grow, grow
Oh, oh
Ammonia, how you take the stain away
Ammonia, how you take the pain away
Oh, Ammonia
Oh, oh
Suddenly I'm laughing and I'm flying
Nothing's wrong and I'm no longer crying
Oh, Ammonia
Mm, Yeah, Uh uh uh
Get a little bit comfortable now
Off comes the dress, unhook the bra
Rip the curtain off the window now
That mailman likes what he just saw
Breathe in, Breathe in, Breathe in
Don't have a kid, don't have a spouse
Breathe in, Breathe in, Breathe in
Aw, shit, I love to clean the house!
Rip the pictures off the wall
The plastic smiles, hidden tears
Soon as each one starts to fall
The memory in it disappears
And I travel back in time
To happy days, to seventeen
Before I chose which hill to climb
Back when the slate was clean, Clean, Clean!
I breathe it in, the feeling flows
I squeeze the sponge, my hand gets wetter
It's almost like the liquid knows
That it's making me feel better
I love it more than I love Bob
If I could marry it I would
It drives me wild, it does the job
Does what that asshole never could
Oh, baby, make me feel so good
Oh, oh
Ammonia, how you take the stain away
Ammonia, how you take the pain away
Oh, Ammonia
Oh, oh
Suddenly I'm gasping and convulsing
I scream and squeal, I feel my body pulsing
Oh, Ammonia
My daughter used to love me
She doesn't anymore
I wish that she could see me right now
Naked on the floor
I'd make her look me in the eyes
I'd give her this advice:
Every time you make a compromise
It comes at quite a price
It sneaks up on you in the dark
And it always leaves a mark
And No, No, Ammonia cannot take that stain away
It doesn't truly take the pain away
Oh, Ammonia
Oh, oh
It isn't really genuine elation
Just temporary sweet alleviation
Oh, Ammonia
Oh, oh
Breathe it in as hard as I can muster
And suddenly I start to see the luster
Oh, Ammonia
Oh! Oh!
There it is!, I'm screaming and I'm flying
Nothing's wrong and I'm no longer dying
Oh, Ammonia
Oh! Oh!
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
Oh, Ammonia!
Bob just got home
Kathy, too
My day was fine
And how are you?
Put back the bottle
But I feel no sorrow
Cuz Oh, Ammonia
I'll see you tomorrow
Oh, Ammonia
Thank you so much I've been searching for this for years!
You are welcome...I love this piece...so fun..glad you can use it
Thank you so much for this!
You are welcome. Totally fun..I love this song.