The reception dinner was a slice of processed ham and a block of cheese and the bride spent most of the reception in the bouncy castle. Was this a play wedding for a pair of 5 year olds by any chance?
Not to mention that the groom wore an army outfit that wasn't his and was too big for him. Sounds like a kid who went to attic and found his dad's old army uniform. But then you have stuff like "the bride's brother's girlfriend wore only lingerie" which doesn't sound like anything a kid would do. Entire story is an enigma.
5:11 "Groom's parents hired a 'PIE'..." I'm now imagining a pie with hands and feet wearing a tie over what's probably supposed to be his neck? Cursed image...
And this is exactly why I’m glad that I got married during a brief lifting of the covid lockdown when it was strictly limited on guests- we got to cut all of the problem relatives from the guest list and they couldn’t argue with us after all we were just following the law😈we had 12 guests and zero stress. We also didn’t have speeches because they’re awkward and nobody enjoys doing them or hearing them.
I agree with Katie Woo. In my case I went overseas to the tropics which kinda eliminated all my family and relatives. There were those who couldn’t afford it; those who couldn’t stand the tropical humidity and heat, and the local food was loaded with sugar, including the bread, which was the final straw health wise for the remaining few. Sounds mean, especially as I was paying for no one but it in theory made for a stress free wedding in the Philippines for me. I did take my own best man along, so I had someone useful in my corner. My wedding got covered in two national newspapers for all the things that went wrong (simple things, the reception place went broke; bridal car disappeared; red-tape threatened to disrupt my plans for the 2nd time in 3 months etc) but the local ex mayor and the state governor stepped in and saved the day (great publicity for them, deservedly so, and they attended the wedding and reception). During the reception the two doves were released but were tied together and they managed to clear a table of its dishes. Even so I really enjoyed my wedding day but I’m sure if my relatives had attended they would have had a cultural nervous breakdown. Still married 20 years later.
@@penguinvic4188 your wedding sounds amazing despite the setbacks and you have a fantastic story to tell. Our original wedding date was cancelled as we’d booked- May the 4th- my husband is a huge Star Wars fan so when we booked it it felt like fate….then covid struck and it got cancelled on us. But when we rearrange the restrictions meant we could streamline our guest list- most of the problematic guests had invited themselves or demanded the invite along with giving me a list of dietary requirements too- I enjoyed taking back control of the wedding from them.
Thanks for the reply, Katie Woo, and I hope you and your husband have a long and happy marriage. One advantage in radically trimming the invitation list is it also cuts down on the chance of (unfunny) practical jokes, like painting “HELP” on the soles of the groom’s shoes. Weddings don’t have to be humourless but one should think of the bride and groom’s feelings. But I’ll own up to this one ... A workmate asked me to be a groom’s man at his wedding. It was deeply religious and no alcohol. No problem here but the father of the bride (FOB) kept annoying both me and the best man. He demanded no off-key or smutty messages be read at the reception. Fair enough and we agreed. He didn’t trust us and keep reminding us again and again ... and again etc. Eventually we get to read out the well-wishes messages ... tame as anything. I shuffle some of the messages about, pick one up, and tell the audience I’d like a word with the best man over the message I’m holding. Mumble, mumble. Turn to audience, tell them I’ve decided not to read message ... but I feel they are owed an explanation. The tension is incredible, people are leaning forward in their seats, the FOB is looking grimly at us. I let out a deep sigh ... and said: The reason I am not going to read this is ... (long dramatic pause) ... is because I’ve already read it.” The audience found this rather lame joke absolutely hilarious. Not the FOB, for he knew we were making fun of him and I suspect so did the audience and also his wife (who also laughed). The FOB went purple with rage and I could even see the veins in his large nose throbbing. We were not thanked for our efforts. He died 6 months later and I had the feeling I may have shortened his life.
When I got married the pastor that was marrying us started detailing my not great childhood and how it effected me and how my SO saved me. I had confided these things in the pre wedding meetings we had to do with the pastor before he would marry us. I had no idea he was going to say any of this. I've never seen such horror and embarrassment on my moms face. It was all I could do not to cry. Just one of many bad things about the planning and execution of my wedding. I'm divorced now.
I know it's two years later, but just want you to know that I am so sorry ❤. There is NO circumstance where that is appropriate. How horrible. I hope you find someone who treats you well
3:00 That's basically what the best man was for originally. The best man was originally a Saxon tradition of having a skilled warrior on hand as essentially a bodyguard to defend the couple during the ceremony.
First divorce, aight that happens. Second divorce, okay you're just unlucky, it's okay though, thirds the charm. Third divorce, okay maybe marriage isn't for you. Fourth, at this point I'm pretty sure you have a few unresolved issues with yourself or maybe you genuinely are the unluckiest person ever. Fifth divorce, you have unresolved issues and no marriage is going to fix it for you. Sixth divorce... Seventh....... Eighth..................................
Most awkward wedding was a coworker of my mom and her girlfriend. Lovely ceremony, cute venue. The worst part was the food. The snacks after the ceremony were clearance fruit and cheese trays from Walmart, half the fruit was past its prime and several cubes of cheese were moldy. The dinner was even worse. The food was not professionally catered. Most of it was inedible save for the single kings Hawaiian roll you were given. The food was either cold or unseasoned. The worst were the chicken wings that were being served boiled in sauce. The skin was disgustingly flabby and the chicken inedible. We tried to eat it to be polite but we also heard whispers from other guests saying how awful the food was. We didn’t stay for dessert/cake cutting and got proper food on the way home.
Probably my own wedding, when my cousin tried to convince me to ditch the reception to go bar-hopping because I made the mistake of telling her my best friend took me to a pirate themed escape room for my bachelorette party. My best friend knows me, and knows I love pirates & puzzles, and everyone present had a grand time, but apparently that "wasn't a proper bachelorette party!" I also learned much later that she also tried to sell drugs to some of the wedding guests, at an event that was technically crashing, so that should tell you everything you need to know about her.
@Maple Flag No, sadly. I wish said guests didn't wait so long (we're talking years) before saying anything. There was already some drama going on during the setup that was unrelated to her- tldr a family member started some political discourse, and it escalated to a screaming match. It ended with me crying and yelling at the people who started it, so everyone felt bad about it and decided to keep as much potential drama away from me and my (now) spouse as possible during the wedding. Which is a nice sentiment, but I really wish they told me once she started pulling this because I was looking for an excuse to kick her out.
We had a “ring bear,” a teddy bear I’d given her along with a box of chocolates on one of our first dates, that the flower girl carried down the aisle with her instead of actually having a ring bearer. We were going to tie the rings onto the bear’s hand, but we were warned that people tend to sew them on as a prank to watch the couple struggle to get them undone. To avoid the prank we safety-pinned some plastic rings to the bear’s paw and had the pastor hold on to the real ones up front. We also had a teddy bear with a wedding dress I gave her the day she brought her dress in to be altered, so we had a little teddy bear bride and groom at the wedding. One of our photos is even of us holding the bears and kissing, and to this day the fake rings are still attached, so though we dodged the prank it still added to the experience and the memories.
Don't know if this fits here: was acting caters assistant: mother of the groom tried on the morning of the reception tried to do a complete menu change.the entire brides family (bride,mother of the bride, father of the bride)tried to turn the entire ceremony(the wedding,the reception,the honeymoon) into one gigantic cash grab;last I heard they stayed together about 6 months
Don't worry if you find someone you want to be with eventually, the ceremonies aren't even a little bit required. You can just go to the court and have a judge go "cool, you're married now" and be done with it. It's a good way to sniff out the people who are secretly buttheads too, as they'll be the ones who try to pressure you into it.
@@YourWaywardDestiny pretty sure they sais permanetly single but idk if that means they'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner or if they don't want one
As a Mormon- those guests sound really chill and I personally think it's sweet they were willing to provide drinks for anyone who wanted. Probably the most thoughtful wedding gift they got that night
I was 8 years old at my older sister's wedding (she's my bio aunt, but I was adopted by her mom, my late grandma, who we just lost recently), and my younger cousin has a different mom but I legit shoved her out of the way just to grab the bouquet. I think she was mad at me for that but we're cool now. She just turned 20 and I turned 21 mid January. She has a baby with her boyfriend, whom she adores, but isn't married yet. I'm also not married yet, and I don't have any kids of my own, blood or adopted, but I'm happily committed in a long-term relationship of 2 years with my best friend of over 5 years, and he's the love of my life.
I'm surprised the Mormons even allowed non-Mormons there in the first place.. My non-Mormon uncle wasn't even allowed to attend his daughters wedding to a Mormon man.
Really? The Mormon church my parents go to are layed back af. They'll invite whoever the heck they please and the church doesn't discriminate against non traditional weddings. XD
I got married in my parents back yard when I was 21 and it was really low key and chill with about 30 people in total. We had our little 15 minute ceremony, took a few pictures, and then had a BBQ/pool party reception and it was literally the happiest and most fun time ever. Everyone was dressed very casual, only family and some close friends made for a very laid back and wonderful evening. Every had a couple beers and instead of a DJ we just made a good playlist and hooked up some speakers. We decided to do our wedding like that because we didn’t want to spend an arm and a leg on the wedding, we instead put that money into a kick ass honeymoon. Best decision we ever made! I think that people tend to get all wrapped in the wedding day itself instead of seeing the bigger picture….a wedding is just a wedding, it’s the actual marriage that really matters. I tell all my girlfriends when they are getting married to try and simply enjoy their wedding and not let every small detail worry them to death. People get way to crazy over every tiny detail and then they wonder why they are so stressed when the big day arrives.
Yes so true!! You’re day should be enjoyed not stressssed over. All the expectations just add pressure 😮!!! Glad your day was awesome and 👏🏼 yes🎉 save for the honey
Especially the cake smash thing in the bride's face. I've read stories of the groom doing that because his groomsmen forcefully encouraged him to do it.
I was at one where the young "men" kidnapped the bride and stole the marriage license. The groom started to hate his "buddies" at that point and he & his wife moved out of that little town as soon as they got enough money together.
My wife and I are very “religious,” (though I hate the term) as are our families. So “intimacy” is an extra uncomfortable topic for us. Her father suggested we have a bit of a break between the ceremony and the reception. The venues were about a half-hour’s drive apart, so it would give them a bit of extra time for her family to get everything set up etc. We were a couple minutes late to the reception, and her hair wasn’t quite the same as it had been when we arrived. A few months later, we were over at her family’s house sitting around and talking, when her dad, completely without thinking, asked what we did during the break. The moment the words left his lips he realized his mistake. I was caught off guard as I figured it had been implied, before telling him and the rest of her family that we had been packing everything that had been moved over in advance for the honeymoon. She and I still bring it up with each other on occasion, wondering what could have caused her dad’s slip-up!
Oh! I have a good one from my daughter's wedding. It was outdoors in a farmyard. Very lovely, but also very "granola crunchy". So she saw no reason not to have the dogs running around during the service. Unfortunately, it happened to be one of the hottest days of that summer. Just as the lady officiating was finishing her speech about the importance of handling any unexpected difficulties they may face, gracefully as a team, my elderly dog, not handling the heat very well, staggered up, peed on her dress and promptly had a seizure. Honestly though, my only regret is the service wasn't being recorded. It would have made for an amazing video clip. The best part. The old guy spent the entire reception sleeping off his seizure on a chair next to me. So it was a lot easier having him there than I had expected.
I wasn't there, but my mom went with my step dad to my cousin's wedding, they ended up getting totally wasted, and my mom ended up falling on my grand mother, and braking her hip. She was rushed to the hospital and no one from that side of the family has spoken to us really since then...
Didn't completely ruin the mood but... Friend's wedding. Nice ceremony. Lovely reception, until someone faints on the dancefloor. Props to the band, they immediately called it out and made sure he got help. Turns out he was a narcoleptic and was fine, just too much stress or something. Apparently also fainted during the actual wedding. Reception resumes.... and then he passes out on the dance floor again. Band refused to ignore it and just played slow music til things were handled (and good on them). Just sucked the joy out of the mood worrying that he was alright.
I think 'Steve' knew 'Julie' was previously married. When you get a marriage license, you have to present proof of dissolution of any previous unions (divorce paperwork). And municipality rules may vary, but I'm pretty sure you have to go together with all your paperwork to get the license. Lawyers, clerks, etc. feel free to weigh in.
When it comes to the mormon wedding, that just sounds like an honest mistake and people who were trying to do the right thing . All in all: really sweet
The Mormon story hit home for me. 3 of my bridesmaids were drunk and all the groomsmen took edibles beforehand because they were nervous. Like bruh. You can't be sober for like 3 hours? Anyways, 11/10 would renew vows
gay friend was and the grandma that was to perfect. anyone that doesn't laugh has no humor. and if the bride doesn't laugh then you know it won't work out
Wedding spent all budget on a cathedral ceremony and had next to nothing for reception. People had to bring cakes but found no meal prepared. You can’t feed 250+ people on cakes all day.
i have 2. the entirety of my second cousins wedding. first she and her husband got married in a church which was odd because she had denounced her faith prior, but she had written the speech the priest gave and had God completely written out of it. as much as it crushed her dad sense he raised a catholic family, he supported her so I'm not sure why they got married in a church. not that its wrong to not believe in god or whatever its none of my business and that's not what ruined it,it was just super obvious it was sprung on the priest last minute because he had to read off an i pad and it was just super awkward and cringe for everyone and that was just the ceremony. at the reception is where shit went down. the venue was way to small for the amount of people they invited just because his parents owned the place, which was stupid because both families had money and lots of it. when we got there we were given assigned seating, which is typical for wedding but usually when people have assigned seating families are placed together. this was not the case, they had all adults in one room and all kids in another for the dinner portion. they had children, some no older then 4, alone away from their parents. shes vegan so there was no meat besides like a little bit of cold steak or something for one course and sense she was vegan THERE WAS NO CAKE they had pie. fucking pie?!?!?! i never eat wedding food anyways so this didn't bother me but it got way way more awkward. it was obvious my cousin (the bride) and the bridesmaids that weren't pregnant,sober,and or moms was on coke or some other party drug and they were FUCKEDDDD up and we said that right from the get go. later in the night our suspicions were confirmed when i found a baggie of coke on the dance floor. we laughed about it, threw it away, i got trapped in her line of conversation and then we left. it was funny though because him and his mom got into an argument later which at the time no one knew about. we found out his mom was shit talking our family and told him that their marriage was a mistake (not really my family, the brides side family which sadly im apart of) calling us trashy and stuff when in reality it was HER son who just got out of rehab who was doing and giving the drugs. find that kinda ironic. the second one is alot more light hearted and i wouldnt say it "killed the mood" it was just really funny and i dont think ill ever forget it. the wedding and reception were beautiful and everything was practically perfect like a fairytale even expect one singer at the church was awful and sounded like a beached whale. i almost couldnt contain myself and almost lost it in the middle of the wedding, i was so close one even slipped out
Visited a nice countryside resort and wedding venue. The manager told me, without my asking, that the worst-behaved wedding party she saw involved a local regional police officer who invited his entire platoon. I think the event left a mark on her.
Not exactly cringeworthy but memorable. As a wedding video operator I was told beforehand of a priest who hated photographers and especially video people. Before the service rang up this priest and politely asked the dos and don’ts. The priest seemed like a reasonable guy, gave me a guided tour of his church and told me the best places to stand and not to set foot on the alter platform, etc. I was starting to think people must have got this man all wrong, he seemed okay to me. Half way through filming the wedding service, the priest raced down the central naive (the aisle) and physically attacked the photographer. As the priest boxed the photographer’s ears, complete with ranting and screaming, I was wondering if I should turn the camera off ... I decided to keep on filming just in case the coroner wanted additional evidence. The photographer survived and I left the footage in ... people said it was the highlight of the service.
The brides cousin had a screaming match with tears and many screaming phone calls telling people to come to the wedding so she can speak to them as she told her son she was disowning him we’re doing meth what she has known about…for years, the bride and family members carried on like it was normal but friends and in laws were bothered…
My cousins wedding- The groom threw up and it was later told to me that that was because my cousin had him eat an edible to calm his nerves before the wedding and he had a bad reaction But no my Great-Aunt insists it's because (upon the bride's request) my other cousin did the "Mawwiage!" speech that it was 'ruined'
My cousins wedding, it was a bit cringey, but to our side of the family didn't kill the mood entirely. Bride & groom were having their first dance. My uncle, notorious for being "that crazy uncle" didn't realize it was their first dance, despite it being just them on the dance floor with everybody just standing there watching. Just waltzed up to them & hugged my cousin from behind & began slow dancing with them. Bride & groom are laughing hysterically, grooms side is laughing. Brides side... not at all. I'm guessing no one informed them of my uncle or his silly antics. Same uncle different cousins wedding. We were all getting a family photo done in a sitting area of a Hilton Hotel (where the wedding/reception was). My uncle comes strutting out in swim trunks, an undershirt, basketball in one hand, a cooler in the other. Stops & looks at all of us & says, "I didn't realize we were taking pictures!" We all just laughed & told him to get out of here. Cant remember if he was at the ceremony, but he was definitely at the reception.
This one is at my mothers cousins wedding. When we were sitting at reception and the speech was being read. The audio system died in spectacular fashion. The speakers made a loud bang and then literally started smoking. Turns out that there was an electrical fault that nobody noticed until it was too late.
My sister and bil got married with like less than 15 people (the limit with Covid restrictions) at our parents house with about 50 people on Zoom. We had very little money to spend on it and it was mostly all homemade decorations. My mother made the cake since she was a former cake decorator. My dad was in charge of music (couldn’t afford DJ) and was playing the playlist my sister had made. He had his phone in his pocket and the song changed halfway through their first dance and my sister looked PISSED until my brother in law just bust out laughing. His laugh sounds like the Pillsbury Doughboy and had everyone in stitches. It was a great wedding.
I had our DJ ready when my best man/young uncle got up at the wedding reception to go off on an emotional binge about what a great couple we were. We he started crying and embarrassing everybody. we nodded to the DJ who started Dean Martin singing "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore" My uncle started to laugh since we're more like brothers, always busting each others' balls and gracefully yelled "Have a good evening with this schmuck of a nephew of mine & his lovely bride. She's too good for you, ya creep!" That got the whole hall laughing & the rest went well.
Me, taking notes for dark comedies Edit: Just remembered the time my oldest cousin had to tell my uncle off for trying to get into the cake while everyone else was getting dinner
But wonder if that guy that didn't mention the bride at all in his speech just him and his grandbuddy may have been in love with his groom buddy either knowing or not knowing it
I went to a relatives wedding and half way through the vows, they paused to play a Boyz2Men song (its the first one you think of.) They spent the ENTIRE song, silently staring into each others eyes before going back to the vows. I have never fought so hard to repress the case if "Church Giggles" i felt welling up.
I fell down the stairs leading into the reception hall, the outdoor stairs had no lights anywhere, the stairs are made of concrete and metal grips. Shredded my right leg from my knee down to my toes, bleeding pretty bad. My left leg was similar, but not as bad. I limped all the way to the back of the hall where the bathrooms were, I cleaned myself up and returned to my seat ... All the way back at the entrance. For the entire night, I was resting my legs, which were in pain like I've never felt before. Closest I can compare the pain too was being burned alive from the hip down. I could barely walk when we finally left, hours later. I really wanted to go home soon after I fell down the stairs because I was bloody, but at the time I couldn't drive myself home. Nobody with me wanted to take me home either, since we hadn't been there long & they all wanted to party. Empty promises of leaving early whenever I brought it up, which still frustrates me 2 years later. I wish I could have called my dad to pick me up, but my phone had no bars or any sort of connection. As soon as I did get home, I cleaned up my legs again, placed on bandages, took pain killers, and tried to sleep it off. Next morning I could hardly move and walk. Idk how I wasn't at least inspected by a doctor.
Worst wedding I ever attended was that of a couple of friends of mine. Small church, summer, A/C not working very well. Someone released a resounding passage of gas. Sounded like it went on for minutes. That was bad enough, but then the smell hit. We had to move the ceremony outside as the bride was gagging from the smell!
My sister catered a wedding where the couple gave her a menu and the number of guests--and then invited twice as many people as they had told her were coming and got mad when there wasn't enough food for all of them.
Even if it was exactly the amount, unless it is a plated meal, give people a buffet and they will go crazy. If it's a hundred guests maybe 50-60 will get something. Catering is by portion and even if portion spoons and scoops are put out someone will just go overboard. B&G and head table will get something, as they usually go first in a buffet, but after that, yipe. I have seen many caterings go sideways. The few times I've had to order catering I ordered 3x. And had just enough... yep that hurts the pocketbook. But the only other thing to do is go to plated. Worst was a small club/group that had a stuffed baked potato dinner catered, for 15. I was a little late as it was a 40 mile drive, so was filled in on some of it. First 7 had a side of potato with their toppings, and everything ran out. The caterer ripped home and whipped up another batch (as much as the first amount, which was portion measured for 15). Second 7 wiped it out. Just after they sat, I showed up. Caterer was beside herself. Now I am simple on my luxury of toppings and I look over the decimation and happily say (with honesty) I'll be just fine. I got some bacon bits, some sour cream, a dollop of butter at the start, and some grated cheese, a few good pinches, and sat down. I scraped up the last of each but I had enough for my spud and not the monstrously overladen things the others had. The one that had hired the catering DID after the fact quit griping when seeing what I had taken and been happy with, realized that they had put way too much on (the other guests) and paid up for the second round of food...
It was my cousin’s wedding the bride’s parents are very religious and the bride was heavily pregnant so it was a shotgun wedding well the wedding was a small ceremony that was held at his parents house well during the ceremony my cousin was crying my mom was sitting upfront and told him to pull it together during the first dance the bride and groom looked so miserable. Another wedding I went to was my other cousin’s (first cousins younger brother) it was a destination wedding in Mexico a aunt of ours brought a friend as her guest here’s we’re it gets awkward my aunt had sent her friend home on a bus that very night and apologized to my aunt and uncle (grooms parents) the next morning why? She claimed that her friend had made a scene and she was so embarrassed and went on about how she would’ve never invited her if she knew what kind of person her friend was, what exactly did her friend do? Someone had asked her to dance and she went to dance with them. It was awkward because nobody really cared or noticed this friend of hers and she was making a huge deal about it.
At my wedding, the best man gave a speech that was 15 minutes long. He said his wife made him cut it down. It seemed to be a never-ending list of non-specific goals. It was a bunch of stuff that my husband had previously told me that his best man had said or done, that he wanted a large family since he was 16, that he wanted to move to Texas etc etc. Then he ended it with the obligatory joke about us having sex later that night 🙄
My cousin Amy's wedding. Their special vows were a canned song (each) that were played over shitty speakers, in their entirety, while we all watched on in muted horror for like fifteen minutes.
My 19 year old cousin married his high school girlfriend before basic training. He stood up and told a really not funny dirty joke as his speech. There was complete silence and our Uber religious grandmother shouted, you should be ashamed, sit down and be quiet! His face turned red. After basic he came home to find his new bride shacking up with another guy in their apartment. She had only married him for the wedding money and gifts. Oh and the meal was potluck! And…the bride made her own pitiful purple and yellow cake…it was horrendous.
Nothing that bad but one, the bride had hired a hairdresser to cut her long hair short after the ceremony but had not told the groom of her intentions. Other - small family wedding (about 10 guests). Cake comes out but bride refuses to cut it and says everyone will get a piece later. Month later everyone gets a pice about half the size of one of those fun size chocolate bars.
"It was late April so I brought a nice white sundress to wear. Saturday morning I find out that I'm going with them to a wedding. All I had to wear was my white sundress." Put that ALL on the dad. Not only did he spring that the day before, but he couldn't even take her to the store to get another dress. The hell kind of parent is that?
My dad was best man and momentarily derailed the bride in the middle of a wedding ceremony. Back story: my dad and my friend S have a friendly back-and-forth of throwing grapes at each other. This goes on for months, maybe years. Eventually, it's my dad's turn, but he doesn't do it. S begs him to just throw a grape at her. He refuses and declares he'll get her back on her wedding day. She's like 16 at the time. As proof that God has a sense of humor, my dad mentors a young man A who winds up dating and proposing to S several years later. A makes my dad his best man. When he's supposed to get out the ring, my dad first flashes a handful of grapes at S, causing her to mouth "OH NO!" He wound up actually hitting her with the grapes as they were leaving the reception.
Why are there no reddit vids about disasterous same-sex weddings? Drama queen couples, insane religious parents, stories about how "we met while cruising"....
Ok, I can't be the only one that would 100% be there for that fantastically awkward and dysfunctional reception in #2....like...what a fking story to witness... Edit; I want to go to every single one of these weddings!!
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The reception dinner was a slice of processed ham and a block of cheese and the bride spent most of the reception in the bouncy castle. Was this a play wedding for a pair of 5 year olds by any chance?
@Gay Squid Agreed. Bouncy houses for everyone!
It honest to god sounds like a child bride wedding to me
Not to mention that the groom wore an army outfit that wasn't his and was too big for him.
Sounds like a kid who went to attic and found his dad's old army uniform.
But then you have stuff like "the bride's brother's girlfriend wore only lingerie" which doesn't sound like anything a kid would do.
Entire story is an enigma.
I broke my hip and punctured my spleen on a bouncy castle
@@80YearOldWoman... Ouchie
5:11 "Groom's parents hired a 'PIE'..."
I'm now imagining a pie with hands and feet wearing a tie over what's probably supposed to be his neck? Cursed image...
Tie would be around the pie tin
He comes in with a trench coat on, and sun glasses. He drops a manilla envelope of all of the evidence he gathered.
@@Radioactivesparks That tailor would be hella talented to be able to make a trench coat for a pie!🤣
Bruh im dying lmao 🤣
And this is exactly why I’m glad that I got married during a brief lifting of the covid lockdown when it was strictly limited on guests- we got to cut all of the problem relatives from the guest list and they couldn’t argue with us after all we were just following the law😈we had 12 guests and zero stress. We also didn’t have speeches because they’re awkward and nobody enjoys doing them or hearing them.
But obviously they should have been one of the 12
That sounds wonderful
I agree with Katie Woo. In my case I went overseas to the tropics which kinda eliminated all my family and relatives. There were those who couldn’t afford it; those who couldn’t stand the tropical humidity and heat, and the local food was loaded with sugar, including the bread, which was the final straw health wise for the remaining few. Sounds mean, especially as I was paying for no one but it in theory made for a stress free wedding in the Philippines for me. I did take my own best man along, so I had someone useful in my corner.
My wedding got covered in two national newspapers for all the things that went wrong (simple things, the reception place went broke; bridal car disappeared; red-tape threatened to disrupt my plans for the 2nd time in 3 months etc) but the local ex mayor and the state governor stepped in and saved the day (great publicity for them, deservedly so, and they attended the wedding and reception). During the reception the two doves were released but were tied together and they managed to clear a table of its dishes. Even so I really enjoyed my wedding day but I’m sure if my relatives had attended they would have had a cultural nervous breakdown. Still married 20 years later.
@@penguinvic4188 your wedding sounds amazing despite the setbacks and you have a fantastic story to tell.
Our original wedding date was cancelled as we’d booked- May the 4th- my husband is a huge Star Wars fan so when we booked it it felt like fate….then covid struck and it got cancelled on us. But when we rearrange the restrictions meant we could streamline our guest list- most of the problematic guests had invited themselves or demanded the invite along with giving me a list of dietary requirements too- I enjoyed taking back control of the wedding from them.
Thanks for the reply, Katie Woo, and I hope you and your husband have a long and happy marriage. One advantage in radically trimming the invitation list is it also cuts down on the chance of (unfunny) practical jokes, like painting “HELP” on the soles of the groom’s shoes. Weddings don’t have to be humourless but one should think of the bride and groom’s feelings. But I’ll own up to this one ...
A workmate asked me to be a groom’s man at his wedding. It was deeply religious and no alcohol. No problem here but the father of the bride (FOB) kept annoying both me and the best man. He demanded no off-key or smutty messages be read at the reception. Fair enough and we agreed. He didn’t trust us and keep reminding us again and again ... and again etc. Eventually we get to read out the well-wishes messages ... tame as anything. I shuffle some of the messages about, pick one up, and tell the audience I’d like a word with the best man over the message I’m holding. Mumble, mumble. Turn to audience, tell them I’ve decided not to read message ... but I feel they are owed an explanation. The tension is incredible, people are leaning forward in their seats, the FOB is looking grimly at us. I let out a deep sigh ... and said: The reason I am not going to read this is ... (long dramatic pause) ... is because I’ve already read it.” The audience found this rather lame joke absolutely hilarious. Not the FOB, for he knew we were making fun of him and I suspect so did the audience and also his wife (who also laughed). The FOB went purple with rage and I could even see the veins in his large nose throbbing. We were not thanked for our efforts. He died 6 months later and I had the feeling I may have shortened his life.
The most embarrassing thing in my wedding would be the unlucky woman who decided to marry me
I bet they'd be lucky to have u. Chin up mate
@@Kyle_00
Ay, way to be wholesome. Good on ya.
I feel that
Hey Werewolf, do you know that Bigfoot with internet access??
You have Mary
When I got married the pastor that was marrying us started detailing my not great childhood and how it effected me and how my SO saved me. I had confided these things in the pre wedding meetings we had to do with the pastor before he would marry us. I had no idea he was going to say any of this. I've never seen such horror and embarrassment on my moms face. It was all I could do not to cry. Just one of many bad things about the planning and execution of my wedding. I'm divorced now.
Someone should have told the pastor to STFU
That pastor was a total dong. I'm so sorry he pulled that shit on you.
Goodness 😢 I’m so sorry ❤❤❤ I would think a pastor would believe only Jesus saves
I know it's two years later, but just want you to know that I am so sorry ❤.
There is NO circumstance where that is appropriate. How horrible.
I hope you find someone who treats you well
3:00 That's basically what the best man was for originally. The best man was originally a Saxon tradition of having a skilled warrior on hand as essentially a bodyguard to defend the couple during the ceremony.
"Uncle's fifth wife". You'd think he would've learned after the first one.
One of my Popop’s (mom’s dad) relatives got married four times and another of his relatives got married 8 times.
@@pinkanimositygaming JESUS! Did said relatives ever reflect and think "Maybe marriage isn't for me?"
@@pinkanimositygaming My mom’s bio dad got married at least 6 times. She has half siblings, but doesn’t know them.
First divorce, aight that happens.
Second divorce, okay you're just unlucky, it's okay though, thirds the charm.
Third divorce, okay maybe marriage isn't for you.
Fourth, at this point I'm pretty sure you have a few unresolved issues with yourself or maybe you genuinely are the unluckiest person ever.
Fifth divorce, you have unresolved issues and no marriage is going to fix it for you.
Sixth divorce...
Seventh.......
Eighth..................................
That one story... I would have told the dad he wasn't welcome with that attitude and behavior. So childish.
His sons should have both been armed with tasers.
Most awkward wedding was a coworker of my mom and her girlfriend. Lovely ceremony, cute venue. The worst part was the food. The snacks after the ceremony were clearance fruit and cheese trays from Walmart, half the fruit was past its prime and several cubes of cheese were moldy. The dinner was even worse. The food was not professionally catered. Most of it was inedible save for the single kings Hawaiian roll you were given. The food was either cold or unseasoned. The worst were the chicken wings that were being served boiled in sauce. The skin was disgustingly flabby and the chicken inedible. We tried to eat it to be polite but we also heard whispers from other guests saying how awful the food was. We didn’t stay for dessert/cake cutting and got proper food on the way home.
As an Emt I responded to a call where the Groom got bitten by a copperhead and had to be sent to the er right before he walked down the isle.
Was he ok after that?
@@ghostgladiolus3527 sadly most emts don't get to know what is the results/aftermath of our patients. So all I can say is maybe
Maybe the copper head saved him
@@ivettegutierreztorres4272 “Sorry bro, don’t hold this against me. This is for you.”
Only one I’ve ever responded to that immediately comes to mind was a pretty generic heat-related syncopal episode from one of the families.
Probably my own wedding, when my cousin tried to convince me to ditch the reception to go bar-hopping because I made the mistake of telling her my best friend took me to a pirate themed escape room for my bachelorette party. My best friend knows me, and knows I love pirates & puzzles, and everyone present had a grand time, but apparently that "wasn't a proper bachelorette party!" I also learned much later that she also tried to sell drugs to some of the wedding guests, at an event that was technically crashing, so that should tell you everything you need to know about her.
Did you turn her over to the cops?
@Maple Flag No, sadly. I wish said guests didn't wait so long (we're talking years) before saying anything. There was already some drama going on during the setup that was unrelated to her- tldr a family member started some political discourse, and it escalated to a screaming match. It ended with me crying and yelling at the people who started it, so everyone felt bad about it and decided to keep as much potential drama away from me and my (now) spouse as possible during the wedding. Which is a nice sentiment, but I really wish they told me once she started pulling this because I was looking for an excuse to kick her out.
The key story made me laugh really hard. That’s a good prank
My family would've laughed their *sses off, but my in laws would definitely not be happy
We had a “ring bear,” a teddy bear I’d given her along with a box of chocolates on one of our first dates, that the flower girl carried down the aisle with her instead of actually having a ring bearer. We were going to tie the rings onto the bear’s hand, but we were warned that people tend to sew them on as a prank to watch the couple struggle to get them undone. To avoid the prank we safety-pinned some plastic rings to the bear’s paw and had the pastor hold on to the real ones up front. We also had a teddy bear with a wedding dress I gave her the day she brought her dress in to be altered, so we had a little teddy bear bride and groom at the wedding. One of our photos is even of us holding the bears and kissing, and to this day the fake rings are still attached, so though we dodged the prank it still added to the experience and the memories.
Don't know if this fits here: was acting caters assistant: mother of the groom tried on the morning of the reception tried to do a complete menu change.the entire brides family (bride,mother of the bride, father of the bride)tried to turn the entire ceremony(the wedding,the reception,the honeymoon) into one gigantic cash grab;last I heard they stayed together about 6 months
Damn I'm suprise it lasted that long
Painful doesn't even begin to describe those stories.
I'm glad to be permanently single.
Same. That sounds like hella stress I don’t want to deal with
Don't worry if you find someone you want to be with eventually, the ceremonies aren't even a little bit required. You can just go to the court and have a judge go "cool, you're married now" and be done with it. It's a good way to sniff out the people who are secretly buttheads too, as they'll be the ones who try to pressure you into it.
@@YourWaywardDestiny pretty sure they sais permanetly single but idk if that means they'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner or if they don't want one
@@starhollander22 That's true, they might be swearing it off for a number of reasons
Loved the candle story, glad to know they're still "brining" LOL 🕯
17:53 That's not really cringe. You were just excited to see Grandma.
Yeah, the image of OP’s mom tackling them like a football linebacker is pretty hilarious though xD
Ironically, the couple at the Mormon wedding did exactly what Jesus would've done: run out to get alcohol.
As a Mormon- those guests sound really chill and I personally think it's sweet they were willing to provide drinks for anyone who wanted. Probably the most thoughtful wedding gift they got that night
Jesus would have made the water into wine... he didn't have to go out to get any. Might be too hard to make the lemonade into whiskey though.
Exactly my thoughts
@@averagegirl7113 Unsolicited involvement is not sweet. It's controlling and invasive.
@arianebolt1575 how is it controlling and invasive? You sound like a narcissist.
for everyone asking what the thumbnail is;
its a bride sawing off her chastity belt ( I think its the name for it)
you're welcome
Kinda wondered - it's a bit uncommon to see a person with an angle grinder aimed at their genitalia. 😮
@@svenmorgenstern9506 if it can cut though metal... it can cut through.
That's my motto with power tools
I haven't seen anyone ask though lol
@@GyeongmiBaeb I never commented asking... But i was mentally thinking "what the flying f**k is that thumbnail..."
Thank GOD someone asked the question
I had no clue what I was looking at
I was 8 years old at my older sister's wedding (she's my bio aunt, but I was adopted by her mom, my late grandma, who we just lost recently), and my younger cousin has a different mom but I legit shoved her out of the way just to grab the bouquet. I think she was mad at me for that but we're cool now. She just turned 20 and I turned 21 mid January. She has a baby with her boyfriend, whom she adores, but isn't married yet. I'm also not married yet, and I don't have any kids of my own, blood or adopted, but I'm happily committed in a long-term relationship of 2 years with my best friend of over 5 years, and he's the love of my life.
I'm surprised the Mormons even allowed non-Mormons there in the first place.. My non-Mormon uncle wasn't even allowed to attend his daughters wedding to a Mormon man.
Really? The Mormon church my parents go to are layed back af. They'll invite whoever the heck they please and the church doesn't discriminate against non traditional weddings. XD
There's a wedding ceremony that happens in their Temples, and you do need to be a member to attend. But receptions and celebration are fair game.
Okay but like.. the mormon-alcohol one was pretty sweet. They genuinely didn't know and they're good friends, I feel so bad for them.
Mormons don't have anything against non-mormons for drinking, so most understand those kind of events.
I got married in my parents back yard when I was 21 and it was really low key and chill with about 30 people in total. We had our little 15 minute ceremony, took a few pictures, and then had a BBQ/pool party reception and it was literally the happiest and most fun time ever. Everyone was dressed very casual, only family and some close friends made for a very laid back and wonderful evening. Every had a couple beers and instead of a DJ we just made a good playlist and hooked up some speakers. We decided to do our wedding like that because we didn’t want to spend an arm and a leg on the wedding, we instead put that money into a kick ass honeymoon. Best decision we ever made! I think that people tend to get all wrapped in the wedding day itself instead of seeing the bigger picture….a wedding is just a wedding, it’s the actual marriage that really matters. I tell all my girlfriends when they are getting married to try and simply enjoy their wedding and not let every small detail worry them to death. People get way to crazy over every tiny detail and then they wonder why they are so stressed when the big day arrives.
Pool party reception sounds fucking lit!!!
Yes so true!! You’re day should be enjoyed not stressssed over. All the expectations just add pressure 😮!!!
Glad your day was awesome and 👏🏼 yes🎉 save for the honey
Snatching wine out of someone's hand like that sounds like a good way to get your wedding dress stained.
And your ass beat, depending on who the drunkard is.
Pulling pranks at a wedding? Not the day for it. It takes away from the main event/bride and groom.
Especially the cake smash thing in the bride's face. I've read stories of the groom doing that because his groomsmen forcefully encouraged him to do it.
I was at one where the young "men" kidnapped the bride and stole the marriage license. The groom started to hate his "buddies" at that point and he & his wife moved out of that little town as soon as they got enough money together.
@@billolsen4360
Yeah, those assholes wouldn’t be my “buddies” if they pulled that shit.
My wife and I are very “religious,” (though I hate the term) as are our families. So “intimacy” is an extra uncomfortable topic for us. Her father suggested we have a bit of a break between the ceremony and the reception. The venues were about a half-hour’s drive apart, so it would give them a bit of extra time for her family to get everything set up etc. We were a couple minutes late to the reception, and her hair wasn’t quite the same as it had been when we arrived. A few months later, we were over at her family’s house sitting around and talking, when her dad, completely without thinking, asked what we did during the break. The moment the words left his lips he realized his mistake. I was caught off guard as I figured it had been implied, before telling him and the rest of her family that we had been packing everything that had been moved over in advance for the honeymoon. She and I still bring it up with each other on occasion, wondering what could have caused her dad’s slip-up!
Oh! I have a good one from my daughter's wedding. It was outdoors in a farmyard. Very lovely, but also very "granola crunchy". So she saw no reason not to have the dogs running around during the service. Unfortunately, it happened to be one of the hottest days of that summer.
Just as the lady officiating was finishing her speech about the importance of handling any unexpected difficulties they may face, gracefully as a team, my elderly dog, not handling the heat very well, staggered up, peed on her dress and promptly had a seizure.
Honestly though, my only regret is the service wasn't being recorded. It would have made for an amazing video clip.
The best part. The old guy spent the entire reception sleeping off his seizure on a chair next to me. So it was a lot easier having him there than I had expected.
Oh thank god, I thought you were gonna say your dog died after his seizure.
@@beastmaster0934 Nope. He only passed a few weeks ago. He almost made it to his 15th birthday.
Just wanted to comment on that stellar thumbnail. 👌
Right? What the hell is she wearing down there?
I'm guessing she's trying to remove a chastity belt? Not sure.
I think she tapped a beer to her stomach and is going at it with an electrical saw
@@TheGuardDuck it's definitely a grinder, so that was my guess. Lost the key to the belt, so break out the power tools
@@boltodj Or Daddy wouldn't give her the key? Didn't approve of the marriage? 😋
That first one was legendary. It created the mood more than killed it.
I wasn't there, but my mom went with my step dad to my cousin's wedding, they ended up getting totally wasted, and my mom ended up falling on my grand mother, and braking her hip. She was rushed to the hospital and no one from that side of the family has spoken to us really since then...
Have a great day everyone!
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Didn't completely ruin the mood but...
Friend's wedding. Nice ceremony. Lovely reception, until someone faints on the dancefloor. Props to the band, they immediately called it out and made sure he got help. Turns out he was a narcoleptic and was fine, just too much stress or something. Apparently also fainted during the actual wedding. Reception resumes.... and then he passes out on the dance floor again. Band refused to ignore it and just played slow music til things were handled (and good on them). Just sucked the joy out of the mood worrying that he was alright.
I think 'Steve' knew 'Julie' was previously married. When you get a marriage license, you have to present proof of dissolution of any previous unions (divorce paperwork). And municipality rules may vary, but I'm pretty sure you have to go together with all your paperwork to get the license.
Lawyers, clerks, etc. feel free to weigh in.
I wasnt there: but my dad proposed to my mom at my uncles wedding in front of everybody.
Yikes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When it comes to the mormon wedding, that just sounds like an honest mistake and people who were trying to do the right thing . All in all: really sweet
17:06 that wedding literally have a fatality rate of 66%...
I hate it when they smash the cake in each other's faces.
Someone doing a fart that smells like the sewer drain is burst is always a dampener
For the one with the sham wedding, the sister wasn’t wrong. I’m glad they lasted, but like the sister was just looking out for him
2:21 i read "full catholic mass" as "full chaotic mess" LMAO
The Mormon story hit home for me. 3 of my bridesmaids were drunk and all the groomsmen took edibles beforehand because they were nervous. Like bruh. You can't be sober for like 3 hours? Anyways, 11/10 would renew vows
I'm not at all religious but it would definitely annoy me if people got wasted at my wedding.
That thumbnail sure was something to see when I first opened youtube 😀
When it's the newlyweds time to shine by doing the macarena or apache dance. 🙄🤦🏻♂️
gay friend was and the grandma that was to perfect. anyone that doesn't laugh has no humor. and if the bride doesn't laugh then you know it won't work out
Wedding spent all budget on a cathedral ceremony and had next to nothing for reception. People had to bring cakes but found no meal prepared. You can’t feed 250+ people on cakes all day.
The thumbnail is everything
I think that key gag was brilliant 😂
The brine shitely one got me 😂😂😂
I read processed ham as possessed ham
I only bring ham to Catholic weddings. If it's possessed, there's always a priest handy. If you're not Catholic, you ain't gettin' any ham from me.
@@billolsen4360 why did this make me laugh so much??? 😂
@@evieluvon5965 😂
18:07 ...This isn't cringe, this is genius.
i have 2. the entirety of my second cousins wedding. first she and her husband got married in a church which was odd because she had denounced her faith prior, but she had written the speech the priest gave and had God completely written out of it. as much as it crushed her dad sense he raised a catholic family, he supported her so I'm not sure why they got married in a church. not that its wrong to not believe in god or whatever its none of my business and that's not what ruined it,it was just super obvious it was sprung on the priest last minute because he had to read off an i pad and it was just super awkward and cringe for everyone and that was just the ceremony. at the reception is where shit went down. the venue was way to small for the amount of people they invited just because his parents owned the place, which was stupid because both families had money and lots of it. when we got there we were given assigned seating, which is typical for wedding but usually when people have assigned seating families are placed together. this was not the case, they had all adults in one room and all kids in another for the dinner portion. they had children, some no older then 4, alone away from their parents. shes vegan so there was no meat besides like a little bit of cold steak or something for one course and sense she was vegan THERE WAS NO CAKE they had pie. fucking pie?!?!?! i never eat wedding food anyways so this didn't bother me but it got way way more awkward. it was obvious my cousin (the bride) and the bridesmaids that weren't pregnant,sober,and or moms was on coke or some other party drug and they were FUCKEDDDD up and we said that right from the get go. later in the night our suspicions were confirmed when i found a baggie of coke on the dance floor. we laughed about it, threw it away, i got trapped in her line of conversation and then we left. it was funny though because him and his mom got into an argument later which at the time no one knew about. we found out his mom was shit talking our family and told him that their marriage was a mistake (not really my family, the brides side family which sadly im apart of) calling us trashy and stuff when in reality it was HER son who just got out of rehab who was doing and giving the drugs. find that kinda ironic.
the second one is alot more light hearted and i wouldnt say it "killed the mood" it was just really funny and i dont think ill ever forget it. the wedding and reception were beautiful and everything was practically perfect like a fairytale even expect one singer at the church was awful and sounded like a beached whale. i almost couldnt contain myself and almost lost it in the middle of the wedding, i was so close one even slipped out
Visited a nice countryside resort and wedding venue. The manager told me, without my asking, that the worst-behaved wedding party she saw involved a local regional police officer who invited his entire platoon. I think the event left a mark on her.
Not exactly cringeworthy but memorable. As a wedding video operator I was told beforehand of a priest who hated photographers and especially video people. Before the service rang up this priest and politely asked the dos and don’ts. The priest seemed like a reasonable guy, gave me a guided tour of his church and told me the best places to stand and not to set foot on the alter platform, etc. I was starting to think people must have got this man all wrong, he seemed okay to me. Half way through filming the wedding service, the priest raced down the central naive (the aisle) and physically attacked the photographer. As the priest boxed the photographer’s ears, complete with ranting and screaming, I was wondering if I should turn the camera off ... I decided to keep on filming just in case the coroner wanted additional evidence. The photographer survived and I left the footage in ... people said it was the highlight of the service.
The hell is going in the that thumbnail
Looks like the gal is cutting off her chastity belt
Why does it remind me of a certain porn star?
17:23 that story is super cute, I would’ve done that lol
That thumbnail tho...
LOL
20:30 Grandma is definitely Jamaican 🤦🏽♀️
This was the best one I've ever heard I laughed through the whole thing and I'm perfectly sober thank you
Bro that thumbnail lol
The brides cousin had a screaming match with tears and many screaming phone calls telling people to come to the wedding so she can speak to them as she told her son she was disowning him we’re doing meth what she has known about…for years, the bride and family members carried on like it was normal but friends and in laws were bothered…
My cousins wedding- The groom threw up and it was later told to me that that was because my cousin had him eat an edible to calm his nerves before the wedding and he had a bad reaction
But no my Great-Aunt insists it's because (upon the bride's request) my other cousin did the "Mawwiage!" speech that it was 'ruined'
My cousins wedding, it was a bit cringey, but to our side of the family didn't kill the mood entirely. Bride & groom were having their first dance. My uncle, notorious for being "that crazy uncle" didn't realize it was their first dance, despite it being just them on the dance floor with everybody just standing there watching. Just waltzed up to them & hugged my cousin from behind & began slow dancing with them. Bride & groom are laughing hysterically, grooms side is laughing. Brides side... not at all. I'm guessing no one informed them of my uncle or his silly antics.
Same uncle different cousins wedding. We were all getting a family photo done in a sitting area of a Hilton Hotel (where the wedding/reception was). My uncle comes strutting out in swim trunks, an undershirt, basketball in one hand, a cooler in the other. Stops & looks at all of us & says, "I didn't realize we were taking pictures!" We all just laughed & told him to get out of here. Cant remember if he was at the ceremony, but he was definitely at the reception.
This one is at my mothers cousins wedding. When we were sitting at reception and the speech was being read. The audio system died in spectacular fashion. The speakers made a loud bang and then literally started smoking. Turns out that there was an electrical fault that nobody noticed until it was too late.
My sister and bil got married with like less than 15 people (the limit with Covid restrictions) at our parents house with about 50 people on Zoom. We had very little money to spend on it and it was mostly all homemade decorations. My mother made the cake since she was a former cake decorator.
My dad was in charge of music (couldn’t afford DJ) and was playing the playlist my sister had made. He had his phone in his pocket and the song changed halfway through their first dance and my sister looked PISSED until my brother in law just bust out laughing. His laugh sounds like the Pillsbury Doughboy and had everyone in stitches. It was a great wedding.
14:28 was pure gold!!!!
17:24
Hahaha xD
This is my favorite story in this whole video.
the key story had me dying. Laughing so damn hard.
I had our DJ ready when my best man/young uncle got up at the wedding reception to go off on an emotional binge about what a great couple we were. We he started crying and embarrassing everybody. we nodded to the DJ who started Dean Martin singing "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore" My uncle started to laugh since we're more like brothers, always busting each others' balls and gracefully yelled "Have a good evening with this schmuck of a nephew of mine & his lovely bride. She's too good for you, ya creep!" That got the whole hall laughing & the rest went well.
You can choose your friends but not your relatives.
Me, taking notes for dark comedies
Edit: Just remembered the time my oldest cousin had to tell my uncle off for trying to get into the cake while everyone else was getting dinner
The thumbnail photo made me laugh.
8:40 I'm guessing the third story is in a reply that didn't get included :/
But wonder if that guy that didn't mention the bride at all in his speech just him and his grandbuddy may have been in love with his groom buddy either knowing or not knowing it
"The bride spent most of the reception in the bouncy castle"
If that's not my wedding I'm not going
That thumbnail🤣🤣👍👍
Okay I love the key prank!!! That’s hilarious!!!
I went to a relatives wedding and half way through the vows, they paused to play a Boyz2Men song (its the first one you think of.) They spent the ENTIRE song, silently staring into each others eyes before going back to the vows. I have never fought so hard to repress the case if "Church Giggles" i felt welling up.
They chose the perfect picture because that is just the epitome of cringe
I fell down the stairs leading into the reception hall, the outdoor stairs had no lights anywhere, the stairs are made of concrete and metal grips. Shredded my right leg from my knee down to my toes, bleeding pretty bad. My left leg was similar, but not as bad. I limped all the way to the back of the hall where the bathrooms were, I cleaned myself up and returned to my seat ... All the way back at the entrance. For the entire night, I was resting my legs, which were in pain like I've never felt before. Closest I can compare the pain too was being burned alive from the hip down.
I could barely walk when we finally left, hours later. I really wanted to go home soon after I fell down the stairs because I was bloody, but at the time I couldn't drive myself home. Nobody with me wanted to take me home either, since we hadn't been there long & they all wanted to party. Empty promises of leaving early whenever I brought it up, which still frustrates me 2 years later. I wish I could have called my dad to pick me up, but my phone had no bars or any sort of connection.
As soon as I did get home, I cleaned up my legs again, placed on bandages, took pain killers, and tried to sleep it off. Next morning I could hardly move and walk. Idk how I wasn't at least inspected by a doctor.
Fun fact, I guess the maid of honor has the full right to tackle anyone who tries to mess up the wedding, with no consequences
The single at a coworkers wedding all married… sounds like my future
Worst wedding I ever attended was that of a couple of friends of mine. Small church, summer, A/C not working very well. Someone released a resounding passage of gas. Sounded like it went on for minutes. That was bad enough, but then the smell hit. We had to move the ceremony outside as the bride was gagging from the smell!
Balls lol
My sister catered a wedding where the couple gave her a menu and the number of guests--and then invited twice as many people as they had told her were coming and got mad when there wasn't enough food for all of them.
Even if it was exactly the amount, unless it is a plated meal, give people a buffet and they will go crazy. If it's a hundred guests maybe 50-60 will get something. Catering is by portion and even if portion spoons and scoops are put out someone will just go overboard. B&G and head table will get something, as they usually go first in a buffet, but after that, yipe. I have seen many caterings go sideways. The few times I've had to order catering I ordered 3x. And had just enough... yep that hurts the pocketbook. But the only other thing to do is go to plated.
Worst was a small club/group that had a stuffed baked potato dinner catered, for 15. I was a little late as it was a 40 mile drive, so was filled in on some of it. First 7 had a side of potato with their toppings, and everything ran out. The caterer ripped home and whipped up another batch (as much as the first amount, which was portion measured for 15). Second 7 wiped it out. Just after they sat, I showed up. Caterer was beside herself. Now I am simple on my luxury of toppings and I look over the decimation and happily say (with honesty) I'll be just fine. I got some bacon bits, some sour cream, a dollop of butter at the start, and some grated cheese, a few good pinches, and sat down. I scraped up the last of each but I had enough for my spud and not the monstrously overladen things the others had. The one that had hired the catering DID after the fact quit griping when seeing what I had taken and been happy with, realized that they had put way too much on (the other guests) and paid up for the second round of food...
Adam and Steve 😂😂😂😂😂
It was my cousin’s wedding the bride’s parents are very religious and the bride was heavily pregnant so it was a shotgun wedding well the wedding was a small ceremony that was held at his parents house well during the ceremony my cousin was crying my mom was sitting upfront and told him to pull it together during the first dance the bride and groom looked so miserable. Another wedding I went to was my other cousin’s (first cousins younger brother) it was a destination wedding in Mexico a aunt of ours brought a friend as her guest here’s we’re it gets awkward my aunt had sent her friend home on a bus that very night and apologized to my aunt and uncle (grooms parents) the next morning why? She claimed that her friend had made a scene and she was so embarrassed and went on about how she would’ve never invited her if she knew what kind of person her friend was, what exactly did her friend do? Someone had asked her to dance and she went to dance with them. It was awkward because nobody really cared or noticed this friend of hers and she was making a huge deal about it.
At my wedding, the best man gave a speech that was 15 minutes long. He said his wife made him cut it down. It seemed to be a never-ending list of non-specific goals. It was a bunch of stuff that my husband had previously told me that his best man had said or done, that he wanted a large family since he was 16, that he wanted to move to Texas etc etc. Then he ended it with the obligatory joke about us having sex later that night 🙄
What the hell is the thumbnail
Some things I'd rather not know.
@@Kyle_00 you and me both
Probably a chasity belt.
I know this isn't polite, but some of those wedding speakers needed hecklers to curb their speeches.
The bouncy castle bride is a mood
My cousin Amy's wedding. Their special vows were a canned song (each) that were played over shitty speakers, in their entirety, while we all watched on in muted horror for like fifteen minutes.
My 19 year old cousin married his high school girlfriend before basic training. He stood up and told a really not funny dirty joke as his speech. There was complete silence and our Uber religious grandmother shouted, you should be ashamed, sit down and be quiet! His face turned red. After basic he came home to find his new bride shacking up with another guy in their apartment. She had only married him for the wedding money and gifts. Oh and the meal was potluck! And…the bride made her own pitiful purple and yellow cake…it was horrendous.
Sounds like horrible people
Questioning the thumbnail lmao
Nothing that bad but one, the bride had hired a hairdresser to cut her long hair short after the ceremony but had not told the groom of her intentions.
Other - small family wedding (about 10 guests). Cake comes out but bride refuses to cut it and says everyone will get a piece later. Month later everyone gets a pice about half the size of one of those fun size chocolate bars.
"It was late April so I brought a nice white sundress to wear. Saturday morning I find out that I'm going with them to a wedding. All I had to wear was my white sundress."
Put that ALL on the dad. Not only did he spring that the day before, but he couldn't even take her to the store to get another dress. The hell kind of parent is that?
My dad was best man and momentarily derailed the bride in the middle of a wedding ceremony.
Back story: my dad and my friend S have a friendly back-and-forth of throwing grapes at each other. This goes on for months, maybe years. Eventually, it's my dad's turn, but he doesn't do it. S begs him to just throw a grape at her. He refuses and declares he'll get her back on her wedding day. She's like 16 at the time.
As proof that God has a sense of humor, my dad mentors a young man A who winds up dating and proposing to S several years later. A makes my dad his best man. When he's supposed to get out the ring, my dad first flashes a handful of grapes at S, causing her to mouth "OH NO!"
He wound up actually hitting her with the grapes as they were leaving the reception.
14:33 I like that gag.
Bride's grandfather choked on something at the reception, was taken to the hospital and died. Does that count?
The first story is 100% my ex, that definitely would’ve been our wedding day. Big yikes, glad it didn’t get that far lol
I like to think a few people were involved maybe not directly but were there for a few of those weddings
Why are there no reddit vids about disasterous same-sex weddings? Drama queen couples, insane religious parents, stories about how "we met while cruising"....
Ok, I can't be the only one that would 100% be there for that fantastically awkward and dysfunctional reception in #2....like...what a fking story to witness...
Edit; I want to go to every single one of these weddings!!