Her name is Merde... As a French Canadian I’m struggling to hold back my laughter. Not for her name, but for you desperately trying to find out how to spell her name.
Her name sounds like a Kindergarten Level insult 😂 Kindergartener 1: "Hey Kindergartener 2! I hate you!" Kindergartener 2: *"YOU POOPOO HEAD! I'M TELLING MY MOMMA!"*
@@littlenooblil8166 Actually, there was no need to correct me there. "Momma" is the equivalent of "Mommy," I just tried to make it sound more dramatic.
6:46 "Oh hey Merde, that's not a really good hiding spot, now is it?" Bijuu: "Her name is Caca, why?" Me: *Goes to google translate (English to french) and types in sh (you know what I typed) in the English side and translated it is 'Merde' * "So her name means sh**. That's what I though."
Merde is a pretty name It just has a bad meaning, I don’t get why people make fun of her it’s not her fault it’s her name. Instead of making fun of her they should get to know her, I’m sure she’s really nice and sweet.
This girl: Screams, shouts, swears, spits, oh my! Her mom: Does nothing Me: Says something in a confident, sort of angry way My mom: Gets mad My dad: SCREAMS AT ME
Hey Bijuu Mike, I watched your video for some times and I really love it ! I am french, so I will explain you (maybe you already understand/understood?) But her name is "Merde". It’s more an insult, like "shit" so...I hope I helped you (sorry for my bad english). Have a really good day and I hope you all (who read my comment) know how much beautiful you are 💛
Merde: *Spits at mom shouts and her and swears at her* Her mom: *Does nothing* Me: *raises voice a little bit* My Black African mom: *takes of belt and starts beating me*
@@ShadowUnderscore Oh no its not. Most black children in Africa get beaten .Like if you lose something you get beaten. Its basically our culture. But our parents love us. Well most of them.
Fun Fact: (and I don’t know if this goes for every hispanic family) “Caca” is like another synonym for poop in Spanish 👍🏼 (Also are there just no locks on any of the lockers or what- because kids just take their stuff and destroy it and then go on with their day)
i was called "habababa" at my school which ment long chin in pilipino for real my chin is actually pointy guess what i did i started stabbing them with my chin CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
Me as a teacher: hello students we have a new student Girl: hi Me as a teacher: whats ur name? Girl: ****** Me as a teacher: HEY DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT Students: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is hilarious!! In the first animation, your reaction to the !or swearing at her mom was so funny!!!!! But that's NOTHING compared to what my sister calls my mom- she calls her a b****, a**h***, w**** and so much worse.. wow lol
Finnish_Sunshine I think having a name meaning snow is pretty awesome. Because snow is much more then melting, it’s something that can be sculpted to a work of art, like ice sculptures. I hope they don’t hurt you when they say that
I dated a French-Canadian in high-school and took a French class. I can confirm that "merde" does mean "$h!t." You did pronounce it correctly; it sounds like "mared"--the name of a female horse with a "D" at the end.
Story: *says her name*
Bijuu litterally 5 seconds after they say her name: *WHAT'S HER NAME!?*
Here?
When did they say her name?
@@usernamehere-0505 bruh
Nevermind. Sorry for being an idiot.
6:45 😂👍true
Girl: *Named a "bad word"*
French kid: *its my time to shine*
Not "bad word" really bad word 😬
Gray Cat{gacha life} Merde is not THAT bad. It means shit but when people use it it’s not so vulgar, like it’s between shit and shoot
5:41 it’s just a door. No house, no windows, just a door with stairs...
I knew I wasn't the only one who noticed
Nezuko is the cutest little angel oh shoot you’re right
Omg thats what bothered me the most in this video!! Lmaoo
Hahaha
Maybe they expect it to be recognized s a VERY T H I N HOUSE
me, a french person, during the whole story: 👁👄👁
Ha
XD
Lmao
“Oh Merde*, that’s a bad hiding spot”
Bijuu: “did it even say her name in this video?”
*merde
Oh I would've guessed her name was Connerrie
mdr il est con
Horizon Etoile
Oui* (I’m not French just saying it’s spelled wrong)
@@celqstials actually yes in French can be said oui or ui
Mother: thinks their child's name is unique and cute.
Child: Why did you name me this way?
Names you should not name your kids: ABCDE, Geofrey, Shit(but in French), Mike
Why why why???
Now I want pie
people put lyrics to the rest of the song because they dont know it wasnt just a song
Yes its you again
"And then they called me Micheal Jackson"
*Green highlighter 2020 for president*
Not going to lie I would vote for him
Did you mean Micheal or is it supposed to be wrong written?
@@umihavenoideawhattonamemea5081 no I just dont know how to spell
AHHHHHH SO MANY FREAKING LIKES THANK YOU
Blake . . It’s fine
Her name is Merde...
As a French Canadian I’m struggling to hold back my laughter. Not for her name, but for you desperately trying to find out how to spell her name.
😭😭😭 lmao
Froggy her name ???
NekoMissQc _ same XDDD
Lol je le suis aussi et je me retient pour pas éclater de rire
And merd means shit
Bijuu Mike: *accidentally says a bad word on camera*
Demonitization: LET ME INNNNN
Bijuu Mike: *DON'T LET HER IN*
@@lovepuppy4627 Us : WE'RE TRYING!
@@bossyboots687 Demonitization : *Busts down door* REEEEEEEEEEE
Demonitization : *ILL BE THE I-G-G-YY!!*
Coppa:not gonna be easy
“Someone’s about to get a Jacksepticeye noise.”
How do u have 1.omment 100likes????
I don’t know but I’m concerned
bruh!!! BRUH!!!!!!!
Now I’m really concerned
?
When your parents think they’re being smart and making their child unique
Their child: mother... I am a piece of poop
Yep they messed up
LMAO
@@NovaNovy7 ik it's funny but not at all
@@JjJj-ke2iz ÙwÚ
W
Her: Swears and spits at mom
Mom: does nothing
ME sneezes to loud
My mom: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
*spits*
girl named merde
me and every French exchange student "interesting"
Lol I am a French exchange student too and its so true
Je suis francais lol
Ls 8s lol
@@cactitiger I speak some French.
Like a small bit of French but I dont know how to construct propper sentences in French but I know a few words
Moi aussi
Her name sounds like a Kindergarten Level insult 😂
Kindergartener 1: "Hey Kindergartener 2! I hate you!"
Kindergartener 2: *"YOU POOPOO HEAD! I'M TELLING MY MOMMA!"*
xD
I does when you say it like that
@שחר א. no curseing
I edited the comment so you’ll never know what I said
@@littlenooblil8166 Actually, there was no need to correct me there. "Momma" is the equivalent of "Mommy," I just tried to make it sound more dramatic.
Why the parents sound like team rocket lol
Omg I love you!! I screamed when I seen the like I need to change my name now!
@@carlyisokiedokie8771 It appears you havent
@@carlyisokiedokie8771 you mean't heart
bruh
Prepare for trouble and make it double
“Omg I said a bad word”
*long pause and imput sad face*
“On camera...”
“And then they called me Michael Jackson”
**Kibutsuji Muzan has joined the chat**
OH HELL YEAH DEMON SLAYER
People at my school call me Michelle Obama and it's really irritating
Yes that demon fedora action
Get the corps.Where's Nezuko?!
Video: ah Merde! Such a beautiful name!
Mike: Ahh yes, Caca!
Yeh lol I just simply searched up french swear words and it was there lol
I looked up all the words for poo in french...
Merde? More like caca!
*puante*
ummmm caca is spanish for poop but he searched it wrong soo if you google translate merde in french then translate to english its sh** oop
Video: “oh that’s a bad hiding spot, MERDE”
Biiju: “did they even say her name?”
Comosava
Leilani Grace que?
@Eloise JAMES did you watch the whole video
@Eloise JAMES Caca means poop in Spanish not in french
@@catofyoutube3768 He said "comment ça va" that means how are u in french
Bijuu Mike: Ah I said a bad word on camera.
Also Bijuu Mike: Doesnt censor it.
7:28
"Its caca"
Me: _stares at the lower translation_
*Merde*
Yup.
caca is poop in irish
꧁ ṃąяṡ ꧂ caca is poop in mah language 👀
nadinethecreakhead uwu same
realistically it means sh*t but in Canadian french it means crap
“ It sounds like a pretty name”
I THOUGHT THAT TOO
Nope 🤣 but I love word merde 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He protecc
He atacc
But most important
He still reacc
👏👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 GREAT POEM?
And he looking like a snacc
👏
Without a „T“.
Imagine calling for your student and everyone hears
"Sh**! Sh**!! Come to the lobby please!"
Girl: *My name sucks I hate my life*
Michael's bitlife children: *Hold my bottle*
Ha that’s relatable
Hold my unvacinated ass
Michaels first kids name:
*AAAAAAAAAA*
@@kartinzky *BBBBBA*
@@ka3_48 *clout*
Everybody: Murred/Marred
Me: ...
Me: It's Merde.
ik if u chek what mike wrote its merde
@Emma Morin The correct pronounciation is Mer-de, it just bothers me personally when people mispronounce things.
Or Merri
ikr
Ya, Merde is an actual name in english. Her parents aren't wrong.
at class:
friend: hi (her name)
teacher: DONT SAY THAT WORD OAIEHOHQTTH
Cringe
ً no u
@@harrykanelover64 ok zoomer
chicken pies Merde
Her name is shit
French Teacher during roll call: Fu- I mean Shi- uh Merde?
I just love how Bijuu’s hair is camouflaged into the green screen! 😂👌
"My name is a swear word."
Me: "Boi. *My life is a swear word."*
(Not really but y'know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
What is it
Hell
Awesome gamer OMG LOL
That’s a **** life
O- XDDDD
i get it 69 LIKES
6:46
"Oh hey Merde, that's not a really good hiding spot, now is it?"
Bijuu: "Her name is Caca, why?"
Me: *Goes to google translate (English to french) and types in sh (you know what I typed) in the English side and translated it is 'Merde' * "So her name means sh**. That's what I though."
Shirt but no r
Hotdog aka me!! she said it at the beginning of the video
@Hotdog aka me!! yeah and French people always say even in school too🤣
Lola Smith and f**k
It also means f*ck
And the best parents award goes to...
Her: *swears at her mum and spits her*
Her mum: *does nothing*
Me: *walks past my mum without acknowledging her existence*
My mum: *screams at me*
XD your dead
lol
Yup
Lmfao if I EVER even TRIED to swear at my mother, I would literally not be able to walk
ThatOneCatNamed Emily sane lol
Next video: “I was born with the coronavirus”
Honey Combo that’s possible because if you have the coronavirus and give birth and survive you will have it
Sora Switch
Nani?!
Sora Switch that is possible
Ikr
Idk maybe
No one...literally no one:
Story: says her name
~a few seconds later~
Mike: wHatS hEr nAmE?!
Me: 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️[Relatable]
I was sooooo anoyed😂😂
Her name in English is shit it bad word I know
Me: *swearing and spitting at my mother*
My mom:*grabs belt*
Also my mom:I’m so sorry *laughs*
Teacher taking role: Merde?
Aoyama: *smirk*
katsudon. ex haha
Oh mha
When she said "I spat at her" (I was drinking water) I literally spat out my water
2:33 this scene just cracks me up
"We will name her poop"
'" no one talks to their mom like that "
bakugou: 👁👄👁
Jean:🙁
Ikr he be so edgy as hell lmao
Me: .--.?
next video: *"i have wings and i was born in a bowl"*
Yes
And my dad is a tree 😆
@mimi nice
...in outer space.
🤣🤣
Bijuu milk: does it even say her name?
Me: hears her name being said 10x
Bijuu: this is the first time it said her name in the Video!
oh my god, bijuu milk-
Milk--
Stop milking Bijuu
I only heard it that one time, like bijuu minus bike.
Y milk it’s mike
"I said a bad word... on *camera..."*
He looks genuinely distraught.
Next one will be “I was born as a hybrid gacha fairy princess and I was abused by my mother”
Merde is a pretty name It just has a bad meaning, I don’t get why people make fun of her it’s not her fault it’s her name. Instead of making fun of her they should get to know her, I’m sure she’s really nice and sweet.
It's a fake person
mierda
Oh I know that this is like 99% fake but still hating someone for their name be wrong
Maybe the name could be Mery
Doesn't matter, the story is fake anyway :/
"did they think I'm just a piece of poo?"
Mike: yEaH probably
me: *MIKE ROASTED POOOOO*
(This is just a fcking joke I didn't meant that to Mike)
Pooo Yoou
Is girl
*####* You
🤬 😑
*whY..*
@@jankyleeSTL um this is just a joke- it's simple "Mike roasted the girl"
French people:Whats your name?
The girl: *bad word*
French people: WHAT DID YO-
It means sh*t
No no noooo
It's a "bad word"
Nava Ariel Marsden >Snowleopard has left the game
@@PRECIOOOITF yes it is. Merde means sh%t
Still gotta say this is still the most adorable intro with Scrub
Bijuu: "I said a bad word. On camera."
Me: That's not the first time he's done that
:O REALLY
What vid
Doki Doki lift club Episode 1, He said B***H in Russian
also in Canadian french it means crap so he says it all the time
He also said the a word when he was playing Crush Crush at one point
This girl: Screams, shouts, swears, spits, oh my!
Her mom: Does nothing
Me: Says something in a confident, sort of angry way
My mom: Gets mad
My dad: SCREAMS AT ME
my parents are same
my mom even gets mad if stare at her for more than 5 seconds
random person pfft same
Lol ya
Similar
Gacha Is For P*****s
girl: my name is poop
poo from earthbound: *am I a joke to you?*
and winnie the pooh🤠
And that game "Pou"
Hey Bijuu Mike, I watched your video for some times and I really love it !
I am french, so I will explain you (maybe you already understand/understood?) But her name is "Merde". It’s more an insult, like "shit" so...I hope I helped you (sorry for my bad english).
Have a really good day and I hope you all (who read my comment) know how much beautiful you are 💛
6:12 well my bf is French •w• he doesnt cry when he falls on the floor •w•
Merde: *Spits at mom shouts and her and swears at her*
Her mom: *Does nothing*
Me: *raises voice a little bit*
My Black African mom: *takes of belt and starts beating me*
Samuel Abebe
Me: *Closes the door silently*
My Black mom: *Beats me and tosses me outside in the rain*
Its spelled Madrid
Isn’t that abusive?
@@ShadowUnderscore Oh no its not. Most black children in Africa get beaten .Like if you lose something you get beaten. Its basically our culture. But our parents love us. Well most of them.
My Asian parents 😂😂😂
*i said a bad word on camera*
fans: *DEMONETISED*
me: *HECC PASSES TO EVERYONE*
G͎a͎l͎a͎x͎y͎_͎W͎o͎l͎f͎i͎e͎ her name is not hecc her name start with an s but as a bad word
Fun Fact: (and I don’t know if this goes for every hispanic family) “Caca” is like another synonym for poop in Spanish 👍🏼 (Also are there just no locks on any of the lockers or what- because kids just take their stuff and destroy it and then go on with their day)
i was called "habababa" at my school
which ment long chin in pilipino
for real my chin is actually pointy
guess what i did
i started stabbing them with my chin
CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
...why tho
Merde
Chin chin real smooth
I hope this is a real story
@@cookiecraftfriend1051 that means sh* in english so yeah also I have hecc pass so dont tell gacha mike
"The Eiffel Tower Was Made Out Of Poop!"
*-Bijuu Mike 2020*
Y e s :>
Omg- 74 LIKES?!?!? YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY
"Oh my God! I said a bad word...
*ON CAMERA* "
God won't ever forgive you.
Changing names is legal: exists
Girl: imma pretend I didnt see that
I thought of that
Me as a teacher: hello students we have a new student
Girl: hi
Me as a teacher: whats ur name?
Girl: ******
Me as a teacher: HEY DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
Students: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Uh- no offence O.O
Pretty much every kid in class
Umm werid idk wut name is it
@@crimebelt its a bad word
Teacher please understand its my name😣
I Went Into This Not Knowing, But When She Said The French Kid Started Laughing, I kNeW iT wAs mErDe-
Gurl’s dad: lets name her SH-
Gurl’s mum: Madrid yes Madrid
Everyone: LOL
Bijuu’s kids: u don’t know TRUE PAIN 😡
Ice cream Subliminals it’s merde not Madrid
Ice cream Subliminals I might get woooshed but what ever girl*
Merdé* or is it Merdè..
One of the two..
Jacks version of her laughing at the boy
Jack:HAHA WET
me when Mike says "did they say her name?": Look up the S word in french. NOT POOP!
We all know the word -_-
U mean S#$T
@@NerdBear yup
merde means shit
4:03
Can we talk about the dad's arm-
*yikes*
*Yes*
*...*
When you don't know how to get away with cussing in a Christian Minecraft server
Blank Blank put spaces in between each letter .-.
minecraft sucks
Dark Spyro
It is great
This is hilarious!! In the first animation, your reaction to the !or swearing at her mom was so funny!!!!! But that's NOTHING compared to what my sister calls my mom- she calls her a b****, a**h***, w**** and so much worse.. wow lol
Merde: **Tries to have good name**
Mean French kid: *Hold my beer*
damn is tha meaning lol
More like French Kid: *Hold my Dog's Merde*
@@samuelvelasquez4833 𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣
*CHECK GOOGLE TRANSLATE*
when the french kid is still a minor: hold my beauty and the beats DVD on blue ray
2:27 has to be one of the best clips i have ever seen on a youtube video.
The English of "Merde" is:
•Some of you already know
•Starts with a letter "S___" (bad woooooord)
Shizzle
T---
Shit.
Shit
It also means c___ 😂
I can imagine French people just laughing their butt off watching this video.
8:28 They did say her name when the people said they saw her in hide and seek but they were talking to poop
My name means Snow when translated Finnish-English.
*My friends say that i should melt in hell.*
Are they really your friends.
@@dejavu9204
yes
*i hope*
Finnish_Sunshine I think having a name meaning snow is pretty awesome. Because snow is much more then melting, it’s something that can be sculpted to a work of art, like ice sculptures. I hope they don’t hurt you when they say that
Ye snow is rare where i live and it is very beautiful 💕
@@rachelvalentin9002 no, it is a joke they made up because they live in Finland too but they hate that theres too much snow sometimes :D
😂!! “Oh no!I said a bad word…On camera!”
When Bijuu translated M-de (the girl’s name) and it was censored, i translated it and it was that S swear word
Girl: *name is a swear in French* French kid: I’m about to end this whole mans career 😈
But shes a girl?
jevil hahaha omg
@@jonesmanjones it's a meme
@@fairy.of.shampoo-t7p i know but man is a male term dude is gender nuetral
@@jonesmanjones *neutral
Me: can understand French
Also me: hears bad word multiple time
Bijuu Mike: says bad word
Me: 😶
2:38
Bijuu: **Mickey Mouse mode ACTIVATE**
I dated a French-Canadian in high-school and took a French class. I can confirm that "merde" does mean "$h!t." You did pronounce it correctly; it sounds like "mared"--the name of a female horse with a "D" at the end.
No joke, I went to high school with a guy named Coochie.
We just call him C for obvious reasons. 😂
dang
*Oof ×3*
*Me sees title* starts guessing swear words
Spicy_Pine lol
Lol Same XD
Welp as a french person passing by, your french prestation is actually good. Even with the accent. Good job Mike.
"I was about to sneak out-"
*AD PLAYS*
*POLICE SIRENS NOISES*
I hate ads that play right as it gets suspenseful don't you?
Bijuu Mike: I sAiD A bAd wOrD, oN cAmErA!
demonetization:
-I’m about to end this whole mans career-
Me and my cat always watch Bijuu’s vids together and I started watching one without him and he came in and saw what I was watching and got so sad 😂
4:04 His hand is so small!😂
ah yes we should name our child shit thats an amazing idea she would love it
"Someone in the Comments"
David's Mom...
Legit everyone knows caca is poop, when you type “caca” the poop emoji comes up
s i l v e r m o o n yeah but how often do you write caca exactly
Alex-MattiiiGamer! Roblox gameplays and more! That’s legit the first time I’ve wrote it, I’m on iPhone so an emoji comes up anyway 😂
Let me try🈵️🈵️🈳️ this is what I foubd
"The french kid laughed"
Oh oh why did they name her that oh I guess she's like Jaque Merde
"I dont like my life"
Please dont pull a Sayori
Right, thanks
@@layla-eg8rh oop, yea-
@Freddia 269 *girl
@Freddia 269 and what about it?
Or yuri
“18 seconds ago” “zero comments” “no views”
Yeah not falling for that. I’m DEFINITELY not first.
•Swanspeckle07 •𝗁𝖺𝗁𝖺 𝗒𝖺𝗁
FOR I AM 1St MuHAHahhahhhahha
Right now there is 69 comments
Tony Kiptebui debatable
@@tonykiptebui8823 brag
as a french, i did laughed the first time I saw the verb "to bite"
(bite in french is basically the male organ..)
😂
....... Awkward moment when.....
Someone talks to a French person saying "I like to bite-" French person: *says you are disgusting.*
@@rattuscattus8896 ye but can I have a bite
YOU DISGUST ME YOU MERDE
Lmao
Biju mike: why are the adults so childish?
Also biju mike: laughing and also being childish.
At 2:30 when he was talking back and forth I all of a sudden thought of Mario and Luigi. Don't know why...
5:10 me: **realizes he's telling a story** HEY!! IT'S NOT YOUR STORYTIME!!! LET SH*T TALK!!!!
Booo its not your disision lucifer you sh*t
@@AllanaDenize i don't care, he's supposed to be reacting to this, not turning it into his own thing.
@@ReedMoxieTomashire are you even a hater?
@@AllanaDenize says little Missy ''strawberry cow :D'' stop fucking people off
Her: my name is a bad word
People named Cyka: hold my beer
Japanese: hmm i see
mike: ohh no body talks to their mama like that!
mike to his parents: (swering to the core)
Her: my name is (poop)
Me: have u seen the man with one letter in his name.
Edit: his name is.. J
Wait whattt
What is it? Z?
@@melissarush623 idk
@@MaxxyWaxxylol No... His name is J
@@ChatterGaming is the name that bad