Nick Rochefort Reviews INSANE SCHIZO Houses

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  • @AngryLoona
    @AngryLoona ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I see you adopted the oneyplays gorilla censorship

    • @theeoddments960
      @theeoddments960 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh shit you’re right lmao I just remembered who they were bc Zach hasn’t been on in a while because he’s probably working on smiling friends

    • @ginnynylon5478
      @ginnynylon5478 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love oney

    • @Its_Squeebles
      @Its_Squeebles ปีที่แล้ว +5

      just makes it better

    • @hypedenier
      @hypedenier ปีที่แล้ว +25

      what would john stupid do with tomars sweet emeralds

    • @severiusbrandusa1413
      @severiusbrandusa1413 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oney is cringe trash, pal.

  • @Ebencviet
    @Ebencviet ปีที่แล้ว +115

    First house was an AT&T data center disguised as residential.

    • @Dielonthug
      @Dielonthug ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Whats the point of putting it in a residential area?

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@Dielonthug Why are power sub stations disguised in the same way?
      Prior infrastructure perhaps?

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe corporate secrets and the company suspects a mole trying to jack technology
      Or the government couldnt force a new plant opening due to the surrounding owners
      California for example builds fake buildings around their oilrigs@@Dielonthug

    • @LabiaLicker
      @LabiaLicker ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do Texans not have zoning?

    • @nascarsignore
      @nascarsignore ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LabiaLicker No they do not in fact. At least in some parts of Texas. I know it is a problem in the Houston area.

  • @samuelprice2461
    @samuelprice2461 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    That first one was a definitely an intelligence safe-house. Could literally be a CIA safe-house.

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't think it would be on the market if it were. At least not in the state it was.

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I believe it was a data-center which was financed by the government

    • @Joseph_Tacos
      @Joseph_Tacos ปีที่แล้ว +32

      in Texas, it's a money or drugs or humans or all 3 processing place for cartels, which generally are alphabet assets.

    • @JohnnyPicasso4
      @JohnnyPicasso4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean 3 houses... check it. House due N and house NW

    • @250R1983lover
      @250R1983lover 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I was thinking it was a crypto farm

  • @kbaweshumvideos7454
    @kbaweshumvideos7454 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    So that first house in Dallas was an old Data center for AT&T, which is why theres an insane amount of power going through it and the giant generator. Has two separate power grids too. Concrete floors and ceiling. Why it is built in a random neighborhood, no one knows.
    Its totally someones grow-op now.

    • @Jimbow-sz9kh
      @Jimbow-sz9kh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I have to believe whoever bought the house immediately got put on a watchlist and or got surveillance on them. Unless they were in fact cartel, the government will happily turn a blind eye to that only until a new headline needs to be conjured up

  • @mattmolloy636
    @mattmolloy636 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    11:56 I think that’s a witch’s window. It’s diagonal because witches can only fly their brooms upright, and that design seemed to be fairly popular when I was in Massachusetts. Think of it as the equivalent of having Halloween decorations permanently built into your house…

    • @JohnnyPicasso4
      @JohnnyPicasso4 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's so retarded I almost believe it

    • @papastummyfuzz9281
      @papastummyfuzz9281 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is so fucking funny

  • @Mister_Clean
    @Mister_Clean 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Maybe someone was murdered here"
    **flips to photo of a suspicious looking floorboard cutout**
    "What's that?"
    The timing in this show, man

  • @Whiskeylovur
    @Whiskeylovur ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Last one was a damn flash bang I was NOT expecting an actual jail.

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Flash bang"?
      What's wrong with "surprise", or "shocker"?

    • @Pillshere31
      @Pillshere31 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@elonmust7470 tossing flashbang

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pillshere31 Are you expecting me to react? You're going to be disappointed..

    • @AgniFirePunch
      @AgniFirePunch ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@elonmust7470because it has more emphasis you autistic child.

    • @mattmolloy636
      @mattmolloy636 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean five thousand rockets tearing apart someone’s missile defense systems that they warn none of their citizens about to constitute turning their hostile neighbor into glass, but flash bang isn’t as wordy.

  • @colexxiii
    @colexxiii ปีที่แล้ว +18

    this is filling the void from not having any scuffed streams this week

  • @Bloodywasher
    @Bloodywasher ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I hope watching this helps Nick help his daughta.

  • @boyjimini11
    @boyjimini11 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Nick you have to see vancouver bc right now! 50's teardowns 1400sq ft for $10.5 million . It is so bonkers right now

    • @krazykkarl
      @krazykkarl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      All China. In communist country the gov. doesn't let successful people keep their $ in very many assets so real estate is the main go to for them

  • @Gglp
    @Gglp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Second crazy house would be huge for fishtank 3

    • @IamVuhnz
      @IamVuhnz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ngl thought it was the fishtank house

  • @Eclipseballer1994
    @Eclipseballer1994 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Sitting here SCREAMING at my screen that it's a fucking data center god im gonna fly a plane into Nick's renovated garage

    • @Eclipseballer1994
      @Eclipseballer1994 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nevermind my John Stupid shirt arrives today, going to put off killing myself

  • @Snezit
    @Snezit ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I support this young Dominican man putting his daughter through school as a single father

  • @andesthelynx420
    @andesthelynx420 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    House arrest finna have a whole new meaning w that last one

  • @bananastand-2241
    @bananastand-2241 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    El Topo bathroom is the perfect description.

  • @tv-pp
    @tv-pp ปีที่แล้ว +9

    more like ball sunning baal worshipper

  • @falsegarden
    @falsegarden ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:58 that window took me out

  • @n00bJesus
    @n00bJesus 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    12:50 oh wow, this place would be a dream to metal detect. Old places with a hill to the back are goldmines. The fact it has a jail means there was probably a good bit of traffic all around.

  • @Mr.SpicyIce
    @Mr.SpicyIce ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man took a note from how oneyplays censors.

  • @Bloodywasher
    @Bloodywasher ปีที่แล้ว +4

    lmfaooo ghost buster sewer 7:17 lmfaoooo spot on fuggin VIIIGOOOOOO

  • @pmbu
    @pmbu ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i love that you censored the first 30 seconds ahahahhaha

  • @LorwelDonquist
    @LorwelDonquist ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The house that windows built..chef’s kiss

  • @timboob92
    @timboob92 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "LeBron James, Blaze Pizza, Illuminati floor" in a Trump accent is the funniest thing I've heard all month. Fuggin roflmao

  • @highatyt
    @highatyt ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I want the window house so bad

  • @agitatedzone
    @agitatedzone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    First date idea, go to jail

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Looks like the fucking ghost busters sewer” really got me😂

  • @mr.coolmug3181
    @mr.coolmug3181 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That second house looks like the house from 13 ghosts.

  • @velvetram2975
    @velvetram2975 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember looking at that Dallas house way back in 2017. I could not imagine what their intention was "supposed" to be...

  • @deficharliegosseTK
    @deficharliegosseTK ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We only put laws in place here In Texas
    To Break’em
    Schizophrenic lawmaking

  • @dynamite3414
    @dynamite3414 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro did the Oneyplays gorilla growl

  • @termiterasin
    @termiterasin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:42 acid head house

  • @kitlow2970
    @kitlow2970 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    that first house would be perfect to do fishtank in

  • @wealthybone2990
    @wealthybone2990 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro that first building looks like something out of breaking bad but I can't tell if it's an ex school or prison?

  • @fightington
    @fightington ปีที่แล้ว +4

    you could do a sick workshop in that place if it's not too noisy

  • @YourAverageExJunkie
    @YourAverageExJunkie 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Looks like a cremation place

  • @GrrillaFinger
    @GrrillaFinger ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for the walmart version of scuffed realtor. 🍑💨😶‍🌫️😮‍💨🤮

    • @sacklive
      @sacklive  ปีที่แล้ว

      Help me. Help my. Daughta

  • @zoneoperator
    @zoneoperator 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My favorite house inhabited by a schizo is the mannequin house.

  • @maxsmith1849
    @maxsmith1849 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What is that red flower-bell painting behind Nick? I really like the piece

  • @trevorn9288
    @trevorn9288 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2nd and 3rd houses were 🔥🔥🔥

  • @OGbrundle
    @OGbrundle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That rose tinted mirror is expensive af, i used to work in a mirror factory.

  • @elmeramuro
    @elmeramuro หลายเดือนก่อน

    the home at 7 minutes was wild

  • @blazeron12
    @blazeron12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First one is probably a datacenter.

  • @SolvingOurKreation
    @SolvingOurKreation ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'd love to own that house at 5:30. THAT IS A CRAZY PRICE! It isn't gorgeous, but I could deal with the acid trip interior.

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could, or couldn't?

    • @8NEXTONE8
      @8NEXTONE8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You would go insane

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@8NEXTONE8 Why, how?

    • @typingwhilepoopingLOL
      @typingwhilepoopingLOL ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elonmust7470 every bathroom is full of wrap around mirrors, you're gonna develop a life-ruining fetish

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@typingwhilepoopingLOL I'm not sure of you're on a familiar basis with mirrors, & glass, but they're pretty easy to get rid of....

  • @8NEXTONE8
    @8NEXTONE8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A jail... on a private property. Can someone explain this that is insane to see ha

    • @mattmolloy636
      @mattmolloy636 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well you can’t bring trafficked humans to a normal jail 😅

  • @zaadbaad541
    @zaadbaad541 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like the outside of the window house.

  • @maxmotors9497
    @maxmotors9497 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I grew up there and man I think I know who might be involved in this😂

  • @Ooweeeooo
    @Ooweeeooo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best 14 minutes of my life

  • @VampMajin
    @VampMajin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’d love to get that cali schizophrenic house and throw lsd parties in it but not for 2 mill that’s beyond outrageous, the mirrors on mirrors reminds me of enter the dragon lmfao

  • @lordraider3899
    @lordraider3899 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I dont care if someone died in a house i like but the prison bummed me out

  • @8NEXTONE8
    @8NEXTONE8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Housse 3 is nuts! WOW

  • @ho0t0w1
    @ho0t0w1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Second house went for what it did because CLEARFIELD. I live about an hour west. On a mountain we own. PA is wiiiiild y'all
    edit: the Jailhouse has one thing going for it... it's the _IMPLICATION_

  • @skwaab
    @skwaab ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was boooooorn in a reeeeal liiiife Meth Lab - Rolling Stones

  • @JonathanSchmallippe
    @JonathanSchmallippe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jet was right, Glass Monstrosity for $125k was a deal

  • @zypalitra8080
    @zypalitra8080 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Should have bought the Pennsylvania house for Fishtank Season 3

  • @backslash_iii
    @backslash_iii ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is it bad that I kinda like the Schizophrenic Windows house?

  • @SnowyKnowl
    @SnowyKnowl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Has jet been working out??? My friend in real rife

  • @timm8220
    @timm8220 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Damn i love the ridiculous sound effects covering the cursing so you can try to make money with ads on content you steal.

    • @sacklive
      @sacklive  ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yes

    • @AgniFirePunch
      @AgniFirePunch ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro who cares? Such a crybaby. Sam doesn't even care. Dude is a millionaire

  • @MrMexikin
    @MrMexikin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have all the ideas

  • @bigdaddystep.
    @bigdaddystep. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live in Clearfield. The house is famous. And ya houses here don’t cost much. It’s Clearfield.

  • @bearmouse1000
    @bearmouse1000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Who the fuck is named Zalfa

  • @elonmust7470
    @elonmust7470 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I bet whoever funded thst first house lost SOO much money if thry were growing pot...

    • @apemode
      @apemode ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it was a data center you can tell by the floors

  • @Stephen-uz8dm
    @Stephen-uz8dm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Second house looks like an AI generated concept. I actually dont think it's that bad

  • @jameswest7945
    @jameswest7945 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How to you seriously recommend homes in blue states that want to abuse your children in schools?? 🇮🇱?

  • @firinne
    @firinne ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:40

  • @nillynush4899
    @nillynush4899 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Donkey Kong?

  • @eVoipTV
    @eVoipTV ปีที่แล้ว +1

    gorilla censorship aint it bro

  • @borisselbstadler3209
    @borisselbstadler3209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man people in the balkans have better taste than this

  • @BERSRRK
    @BERSRRK ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Censoring? nu-uh dude gross

  • @nattiecraft
    @nattiecraft ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao so true in any other house that mirror took wld be like “WOAH HOLY SHIT” but in this house it’s j like “eh” like nicks right I totally expected that

  • @Joepage69
    @Joepage69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You’re totally right about that first house it would make so much sense to have a weed grow right in the middle of Texas or well in Austin Texas actually because of the higher population.
    Texas is one of the few a illegal states

    • @randy1469
      @randy1469 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not for weed it's a data center

    • @mattw1829
      @mattw1829 ปีที่แล้ว

      In Texas you can look up literally any address and see ownership history. That house was built and owned by AT&T until 2011, then owned privately, now owned by Mountain Top Contractors LLC.

  • @jacoblambert5699
    @jacoblambert5699 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bleeps were so annoying

    • @sacklive
      @sacklive  ปีที่แล้ว

      youtube is stupid

    • @AgniFirePunch
      @AgniFirePunch ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I'm so used to it from watching Oneyplays that I don't even notice it anymore

  • @FC-88
    @FC-88 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These look like cool houses without the commentary

  • @idiot_city5444
    @idiot_city5444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Schizo" is the most overused term around lol, stop trying to sound edgy

  • @harouchr
    @harouchr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Animal noises 👎

  • @elonmust7470
    @elonmust7470 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Tear it down to the studs & re-frame it"
    Statements that make absolutely no sense for 1000 please, Alex.
    Studs ARE framing...
    How does Nick not catch such an ignorant statement with all of the supposed knowledge of home renovation he supposedly has?

    • @eurotrashy2333
      @eurotrashy2333 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was also puzzled by this

    • @justinayers3589
      @justinayers3589 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perhaps he meant to tear out some non load bearing walls to open it up

    • @elonmust7470
      @elonmust7470 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justinayers3589 only difference there would be 2x4 studs vs 2x6 studs.