take the time they were asked "if they could univent one thing in the univere what would it be?" some answers given were Photosynthesis, the moon, and the earths crust i would have said Cryptocurrency while these guys said Oxegyn
@@dinodude5302 I actually didn't, never played it. Which is why I was so thankful for the image in the video that gave me a "rough" idea. It's these little things that the editors do, which takes a good video and makes it a great video. Shoutout to all you editors out there
1:02:51 the regret in Martin’s voice after hearing his own line memed back at him will never get old, it’s like he already regrets saying that line and putting it out into the ether🤣
40:14 my favorite part of the whole vid, the absolutee joy and chaotic energy emitting from one man's laugh was enough to send me to the after life. goodbye, i've lived a good life.
well. back in 2016 or something, he made a QnA. in it, he said he had a girlfriend, whom he called pikachu and said he was fine with showing an image of her because "you probably find half of china's population" or something like that under the assumption that that girl stayed with his dumbass and married. in which case congrats
i fully believe that he would commit to a long term relationship, but i find it hard to believe he found someone willing to date a youtuber AND get married
15:44 For some reason I can't get over the mental image of grouse just staring at the ceiling of the bathroom, drool slowly dripping out of the corners of his mouth with his one braincell being microwaved while the rest of the match plays out around him.
"God damnit Bobby, I told you I didn't wanna invade Iraq." That has no right being as funny as it is. Most of the bits in the insurgency sandstorm vid are so fucking good
1:30 Fun Fact: There's actually a sort of felony tomfoolery charge in the US lawbook. I don't remember the exact name but if you've been too much of a nuisance to the public, you **CAN** go to jail for it. Literally the "too silly for Uncle Sam to tolerate" law.
@@marielosvindas1247"DAMN. Tha-" "That is how mad Heavenly was." "Heavenly was SO MAD, he put a CHAIR through a PLATE GLASS WINDOW, look at this, dawg. Oh my God, Heavenly's mad-"
“Guacamole gamer fart has nothing to do with ruining the housing market, so boomers wouldn’t understand it.” Probably my favourite fucking quote in any badger video ever.
@@NateSchulte i would say theres definitely a remst in there but i dont know if peamce would be correct. so its either remst in peace or remst in peamce
I'm sad that my favorite line isn't here: "Patterson, fire a warning shot." "Sir, this is an M32 Grenade Launcher." "Ah, Potato, Potato, just fire it, Patterson."
I still can’t believe they can afford all these games, the content for the games, the pc to play them, the Wi-Fi that’s needed to play together and good headsets/mics and soundboards but constantly get sad that they can’t afford real food. God bless America.
If it's a sponsored game then not only do they get free access but also press accounts, which usually have EVERYTHING unlocked right at the start. He has that for warthunder for example. But other than yeah it is kinda insane how much they clearly make. He either makes tons or nothing from TH-cam videos themselves since some of them have gotta be demonitised despite getting millions of views. But that stream money, sponsor money and gsupps money must be making BANK.
Fun fact: The TSA allows you to bring a live lobster through security. The lobster must be transported in a clear, plastic, spill proof container and will be visually inspected by a TSA officer.
@@TheEmeraldSword04 Yeah, the Warthog is the Space Force’s secret testbed for experimenting with multi-vectored thrusting in atmospheric conditions. Crazy how no one’s talking about this obvious fact
16:38 In Soviet Bloc, i was born and raised, in the gulags where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, sharing, and being all cool, and drinking some vodka outside of school. Til a couple of countries who were up to no good, started making trouble in our motherland. I got in three little wars, and Stalin got mad, and said ‘to the gulags you go, with you mom and you dad’.
This sounds like Fresh prince but the Russian version of it "Til a couple of countries who were up to no good, started making trouble in our motherland"
The fact that this video is an hour 20 mins long and I have already seen each of these clips in the videos they originate from AND I still find I funny really shows how great badger's videos are
@@Bentelligent "That's how we ship active personnel over seas" but leave out the walmart trebuchet. "Yooo this is were Michele Obama is from" but leave out O block
26:36 INCOMING REPAIRS! 27:28 "If they can afford a 3000 dollar fursuit, they can put a 20 dollar pipe bomb in your mailbox." 29:08 To put it in pokemon terms, alimony skips the accuracy check. 32:23 Mommy? I MEAN, WHAT?
What I love about Badger’s crew over others like Vanoss’ is that they’re actually, and consistently, funny, as opposed to dishing out content that’s only slightly different than it was, like say, a year ago
TL;DR I think you’re right, and Vanoss is a good example of what was good back in the day, but not keeping up to date with trends and humor kills the vibe and makes the content stale. If I remember right, Vanoss at least used to write out the skits he and his friends did, idk if that’s still the case, but if it is, that would explain a lot. Hard to keep coming up with original material after a good dozen years of posting videos weekly. They’re probably more off-the-cuff now, but given that they’re centering on that 2010s edgy humor that’s basically only funny when it’s 3AM and you’re with your closest friends, I’m relating to Grouse’s statement of “turn that bullshit channel off, I’m trying to go back to sleep.” It feels like watching a time capsule I dug up after I was there when it was buried in the first place- still kinda cool and funny, but it’s not for me anymore.
@unwantedtryharding5394 the fact that the average people in the video count when from like 7 to 4 and now they mostly do videos base on single game sessions as opposed to multiple.
Rabies my man, literally what rabies is, your body gets fucking INSANELY aggressive and flips the fuck out at you if you try and drink water, imagine a seizure every time you tried to sip a drink. Hence the end result being insanity in its purist form. (Rabies used to be known as hydrophobia)
1:13:58 just in case you were wondering I found this about glocks. As a whole, the Glock pistols are given numbers that are based on the patent numbers issued to Gaston Glock. The first Glock to receive a patent and reach the firearm market is the 9 x 19 mm Parabellum model, which is the Glock 17. There is a common misconception that the Glock 17 is named because the magazine holds 17 rounds. This is simply not the case and is a pleasant coincidence. The Glock 17 is given this number because it was Gaston Glock’s 17th patent. It was introduced in 1982 and several modifications have been made since that time. The next model issued was the Glock 18. Again, this pistol is named for the patent number. While this may not be the most popular Glock, it is useful under very specific circumstances. This pistol was actually developed specifically for Austrian counter-terrorism forces. It is a selective-fire variant of the original Glock 17. Along with the Glock 17, the most popular Glock is the Glock 19. Basically, this is a compact version of the Glock 17. It has even been labeled as “compact” by the manufacturer itself. The barrel and pistol grip are slightly shorter than the Glock 17 and the magazine has been reduced to 15 rounds. In the end, all of the numbers of the Glocks got their name from their patent number.
@@wdf70 well you can always post another comment talking about it. I’d love to see your take on it plus it makes it more likely that people will find a comment about it.
I have been watching this absolute cryptid of a man make videos for almost 6 years at this point and I now realize in retrospect that this badger formed my entire sense of humor
Perfect. All the mental stimulation of watching a Badger vid, except I don't have to hunt down another video to watch, cutting off my dopamine supply for up to 10 seconds. (It's vital.)
Not gonna lie, I find it oddly wholesome that Stretchy is cool with gang joking about his diabetes condition. It sucks having deal something like that, but being able to laugh about it makes it all the more bearable.
3 and a half minutes and I'm on the verge of tears. That's the beauty of Badger and his brogroup of friends. The AI voices was so funny and that I almost cried as my sides hurt from it.
@@Opbee12 Basically, they we're rude, made the same jokes over and over, didn't care for others mental health, and nearly convinced my bff to down a bottle of melatonin. We've made up I guess? We can co-exist in a VC, but idk if I still would call them friends.
Why do i feel like skulker is the kind of guy to put reverb on turtle sex, while increasing and decreasing the gain like a kid plays with the dimmer switch?
Badger: Remember your rockets digi, remember your rockets. Digi:I ALREADY USED MY ROCKETS YOU THINK I DIDNT USE UP MY ROCKETS IN THE FIRST TEN SECONDS!?!!?
Badger and friends: decide to start a podcast highlighting and reliving there greatest gaming quotes and moments 5 mins later: the fbi are at there door
46:00 fun fact: there was an artist who’s alias was “Jack The Dripper” his name was Jack Pollock or Paul Jackson Pollock. He was a famous impressionist. Known for works like No. 3, No. 5 1948, autumn Rhythm, and Convergence.
Their has only ever been one moment where I’ve been closer to saying hi to the reaper then when choking on water because I couldn’t resist laughing at your video, keep up the great work!
1:10 The weird thing is that an allergy to water is a real, documented condition. There's this one lady who breaks out it rashes, hives, etc. every time she showers.
"I will fucking kill you, if you change the hot dog" 2 seconds later: "Because with all this inflations Money doesnt even feel real anymore" I was dying
I ate my PS5 cuz Starfield came out before Russianbadger uploaded his video.
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Starfield is the worst game of the year after gollum
@@Shitposting_IHMNtf is gollum?
@@Shitposting_IHMNlike. The gremlin of LOTR?
@@Boyakishan gollum is a game about that "gremlin" dont buy it, just pirate or watch video's of it, its so bad its funny
@@Shitposting_IHMN I wouldn't know, I don't have an Xbox or pc
As someone in their chat said “this stream is like watching 4 raccoons with internet access.” And that perfectly sums up their crew in a nutshell.
Bumfuzzler
take the time they were asked "if they could univent one thing in the univere what would it be?"
some answers given were Photosynthesis, the moon, and the earths crust
i would have said Cryptocurrency while these guys said Oxegyn
@@dubstepbee6892what if I say... walls?
Skulker reading chat: “ ‘this conversation is like watching four raccoons with internet access’? Yeah, yeah pretty much”
41:06 The Clip of it.
"Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality" is as much of a classic as "What's the blast radius of that thing?" - "Yes"
Up there with
"The rule of God is coming."
Also heavenly telling people who prefired him to go to jail
"you ever seen the pre game lobbies for PUBG when it first came out?"
@@dinodude5302 I actually didn't, never played it. Which is why I was so thankful for the image in the video that gave me a "rough" idea.
It's these little things that the editors do, which takes a good video and makes it a great video.
Shoutout to all you editors out there
@@BloodyMobile I swear to God, bing is one of the greatest and funniest members of the crew
Therussianbadger is what happens when a production company with a real budget animates over the incoherent ramblings of your friend group.
It’s a company of one.
Using Source.
a production company? dawg he does this himself on sfm
@@sandy_xoxo3with a $30,000 mocap rig
humble beginnings.
now, badger fuckin BALLIN.
1:02:51 the regret in Martin’s voice after hearing his own line memed back at him will never get old, it’s like he already regrets saying that line and putting it out into the ether🤣
40:14 my favorite part of the whole vid, the absolutee joy and chaotic energy emitting from one man's laugh was enough to send me to the after life. goodbye, i've lived a good life.
Have fun 👋
Seriously, I was in literally in tears laughing so hard my family became concerned because I had headphones on 😂
I get flashbanged everytime Badger mentions his wife because there’s NO CHANCE in my mind that this guy can be in a committed relationship
well. back in 2016 or something, he made a QnA. in it, he said he had a girlfriend, whom he called pikachu and said he was fine with showing an image of her because "you probably find half of china's population" or something like that
under the assumption that that girl stayed with his dumbass and married. in which case congrats
"Ruh roh Gamers, Radger's rarried!"
@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 like zoinks scoob, I thought he was a gamer!
i fully believe that he would commit to a long term relationship, but i find it hard to believe he found someone willing to date a youtuber AND get married
@@nevebunnygirl7833 more of a twitch streamer than a youtuber
I love that with Russian Badger's audience there was a non-zero chance the bro who was asking to leak the F-35 manual was serious...
wouldn't be surprised if that was during a WarThunder stream/session either
@@juhovuolinko6446 It was. The chat window is in-game chat in War Thunder.
honestly feel like anyone who plays warthunder has at least one manual or document they shouldn't have, so probably lol
@@juhovuolinko6446 it was you can literally see war thunder in the back ground...
@@dajn._.9213😅
7:57
Fun fact: Taco Bell actually _was_ founded in 1962 by a WW2 vet. His name was Glen Bell, and he was a cook in the US Marine Corps
You learn something new everyday, even if filtered through a s^%&post.
@@TheEmeraldSword04You can say "shit" on the internet. I wont tell.
@@SullySadface I just don't like swearing in general, I'm just that kind of person.
@@TheEmeraldSword04 You don't like swearing? What are you doing on the internet then?
@@aordinaryperson8098 Sharing my passions with others and supporting them in the process!
3:06 "one pound, one pan, ONE TASTY MEAL"
7:44 So I looked it up, and Badger is half right. His name was actually Glen Bell and served in the US Marine Corp during WW2 as a cook.
Some soldiers fire rounds, others fire up the grill.
This video is like people watching their favorite Russian Badger videos while waiting for the Marvel vs Capcom video.
mark my words, his video will release before Starfield comes out
@@Bentelligent Knowing Badger's schedule it will be uploaded sometime next month. His videos release 2-3months depending on the stupidity.
@@djglitch2.031 the fact that "depending on the stupidity" is genuinely a valid measurement for badger and his crew says alot, love that guy.
@@kempolar9768 They are amazing
@@djglitch2.031 His connection's been scuffed lately, you'll get it by Christmas.
"I'm in front of your house, I'm taking your staircase like Ed, Edd, n' Eddy" will always be my favourite Skullker bit
Can’t have *_SHIT_* in Detroit.
Wait wasnt that bing
@@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988 The line was written by Skulker and spoken by the Bing AI voice, which was also made by Skulker
@@thedenseone6443 oh
I didn't even realize it was AI damn that's scary.
I highly appreciate the fact that you brought in both the old and the new videos into the mix. The Badger's crew is truly timeless.
most of his older videos are gems
@@Bentelligent Agreed, his R6 era was truly a sight to behold.
@@stuff2927I love his new videos, but his R6 videos were actually peak
@@PassTheMic2006you enjoyed his newest video, then?
@@PassTheMic2006I see what you're saying but I absolutely loved his fortnite and MvC tournament videos. I've watched each at least 10x
15:44 For some reason I can't get over the mental image of grouse just staring at the ceiling of the bathroom, drool slowly dripping out of the corners of his mouth with his one braincell being microwaved while the rest of the match plays out around him.
"Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality"
That's one of the best lines. that really cracked me up.
"God damnit Bobby, I told you I didn't wanna invade Iraq." That has no right being as funny as it is. Most of the bits in the insurgency sandstorm vid are so fucking good
That entire stretch is so fucking funny to me. Especially Pasta with the cut off WOOOOOOOO
@@kartikayysola agreed
*_”STOP BLINDING ME, YOU ASSHOLE; I CAN’T SEE, YOU GOBLIN!”_*
The WOOOOOOO-! actually made me die lol
badger not knowing what an argonian is confirms my suspicion that this is just the airsofter's table at lunch in video game form
As a guy who sat at the airsofters table as a kid, the vibe is very similar.
1:30 Fun Fact: There's actually a sort of felony tomfoolery charge in the US lawbook. I don't remember the exact name but if you've been too much of a nuisance to the public, you **CAN** go to jail for it. Literally the "too silly for Uncle Sam to tolerate" law.
Yeah. That’s not just a US thing.
Yeah bro. Malicious shaboingery.
Imagine being such a silly little guy you're fucking arrested lmao
I GOTTA START FUCKING RUNNING
literally 1984
“I gotta do this challenge!”
“YOU ARE CHALLENGED 👿😡”
Digi going absolutely apeshit when getting a chopper is my favorite bit with him on god. His umbridled joy and insanity was amazing
23:50 “tell me the name of your god” “bold of you to assume I have one” is the coldest lines I’ve ever heard
“It’d be cooler if God was like a Funko Pop or something.”
@@zsu-23-4shilka2” That is the- “
@@marielosvindas1247"DAMN. Tha-"
"That is how mad Heavenly was."
"Heavenly was SO MAD, he put a CHAIR through a PLATE GLASS WINDOW, look at this, dawg. Oh my God, Heavenly's mad-"
"My bullets can't even get through that glass and Heavenly put a chair through it-"
@@realsupernova222”God as a Funko Pop?”
"one pound, one pan, one tasty meal" favorite badger quote to this day 🤣
21:13 this part killed me, this LITERALLY killed me because I did not expected that type of FUCKIN insanity
@@Domart101Fucken believe it, because Badger and his crew are literally living brainrot memes and there is no context to be had.
@@Domart101 Especially that Cut scream later on 😂
“Guacamole gamer fart has nothing to do with ruining the housing market, so boomers wouldn’t understand it.”
Probably my favourite fucking quote in any badger video ever.
Grouse is physically incapable of missing
@@hyperstormx3194Smart pistol for a mouth
@@Anonymous-73I'm pretty sure he has a smart core at this point
"what's the cost raid on this thing? YES"
17:47 Bro heavenly couldn’t handle the absolute silence from everyone.
That nyquil be beating his ass
2:48 sounds like those weird cylindrical toys that make an eeeorr sound when you twist it 180 degrees vertically
Kinda does
You mean like a groan tube? I think that’s what that is.
Hearing the cheems meme hits different now RIP Balltze
Man, don’t remind us.
Just let the little guy live it up there.
Ripbozo
How does one say “rest in peace” in cheems? I want to honor our boy
@@NateSchulte remst in peamce
@@NateSchulte i would say theres definitely a remst in there but i dont know if peamce would be correct. so its either remst in peace or remst in peamce
25:19 the way Skullker says "Elimated" is just music to my ears for some reason
I'm sad that my favorite line isn't here:
"Patterson, fire a warning shot."
"Sir, this is an M32 Grenade Launcher."
"Ah, Potato, Potato, just fire it, Patterson."
That clip is actually what got me into russianbadger
That's how I learned about Russian Badger. lol
Same here that’s how I learned about bajur
Nah the best line is " Wait is fucking Diabetes damage over time "
The moment at 3:02 will always be my fav it just flows so well and explains it so neatly, you cant beat it
0:27 "Yeah i cleared the house... OFF THE FUCKING MAP"😂, damn i love that line
I still can’t believe they can afford all these games, the content for the games, the pc to play them, the Wi-Fi that’s needed to play together and good headsets/mics and soundboards but constantly get sad that they can’t afford real food. God bless America.
They write that shit off on their taxes baybeeeee!!!
@@EzekiesAcheronbusiness expenses go brrrrr
Priorities
Bing definitely has a "good headset"
If it's a sponsored game then not only do they get free access but also press accounts, which usually have EVERYTHING unlocked right at the start. He has that for warthunder for example.
But other than yeah it is kinda insane how much they clearly make. He either makes tons or nothing from TH-cam videos themselves since some of them have gotta be demonitised despite getting millions of views. But that stream money, sponsor money and gsupps money must be making BANK.
Fun fact: in California, it is illegal to name a fish aggressive names
I LIVE in cail, what the fuck
@@incrediblyangryskeletonI know what I’m doing tomorrow
@@mantacid1221 do it
@@mantacid1221How'd it go
So I can’t a Garfish “Shithead”
SWAWS 0:24
Badger revived the "SWAWS" meme at Amogus of all places.
technically he put it in TABG first
SWAWS never died.
26:05 Didnt expect to have my name shouted out and complimented 🐸🤙
Fun fact: The TSA allows you to bring a live lobster through security. The lobster must be transported in a clear, plastic, spill proof container and will be visually inspected by a TSA officer.
C4 lobstah finna go hard 💯💯
You got a bomb in the- *fucking dies*
"You got a bomb in there?"
All this proves is that, no matter what... Badge and friends will always be more wacked than whatever scenario AI could come up with
BADGE?
@@OEpistimonSadge but with badgers skin color
@@BadModder Get fricked, "Badge"
22:58 fun fact, the a-10 30mm gun has enough backward force to cancel out the forward force of one of the engines of the a-10
Think the force of the recoil and engine are roughly 1:1 too, so the plane basically has a front thruster.
@@TheEmeraldSword04 Yeah, the Warthog is the Space Force’s secret testbed for experimenting with multi-vectored thrusting in atmospheric conditions. Crazy how no one’s talking about this obvious fact
American helicopter
Yeah. And the warthog can fly in one engine I think.
@@Cooldude-ko7ps yeah it could fly with one engine, just when it fired, it stalled, so they slapped another engine onto it
"MOM- i mean, yes :)" -heavenly father being relatable
Can i get the link of that video? The clip made me think how polite heavenly becomes after a thirsty opinion.
Whermst is like an SCP that does literally nothing but add itself to your vocabulary and forces you to use it whenever possible.
9:00 I love the fact that it was a pilot who looked up at the mention of friendly-fire. Probably a reference to the A-10
The best part of this is that Therussianbadgers videos make so little sense that you dont get confused by this.
I still love how they shut his whole joke down before he could even start
16:38 In Soviet Bloc, i was born and raised, in the gulags where I spent most of my days.
Chilling out, sharing, and being all cool, and drinking some vodka outside of school.
Til a couple of countries who were up to no good, started making trouble in our motherland.
I got in three little wars, and Stalin got mad, and said ‘to the gulags you go, with you mom and you dad’.
Lovely improv of the clip.
poetry
This sounds like Fresh prince but the Russian version of it "Til a couple of countries who were up to no good, started making trouble in our motherland"
I read this to the rhythm of the song fml
Bars
48:37 “Mr Beast is a cool guy.”
Get the woodchipper, Badger, we need it.
P L E A S E
The fact that this video is an hour 20 mins long and I have already seen each of these clips in the videos they originate from AND I still find I funny really shows how great badger's videos are
17:24 I love the sudden drop of quality for this.
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next one, badger's crew but the punch line is missing
🤔 I need an example
@@Bentelligent "That's how we ship active personnel over seas" but leave out the walmart trebuchet.
"Yooo this is were Michele Obama is from" but leave out O block
@@djglitch2.031 sounds like a good concept, I'll think about it. thanks for the idea
@@Bentelligent 'take 5 five hour energy drinks' just completely random statement
@@jrk16665 Five Hour energy drinks unlocks the forbidden hour
"i fear no man, except the white man who will gentrify O block"
that sent me wheezing into the air like a cartoon balloon
43:01 that tom and jerry bit, amazing
3:41 ok low key that 1 4 was SMOOTH. Like damn where you get animation software THAT good?!
Source
He uses motion capture
26:36 INCOMING REPAIRS!
27:28 "If they can afford a 3000 dollar fursuit, they can put a 20 dollar pipe bomb in your mailbox."
29:08 To put it in pokemon terms, alimony skips the accuracy check.
32:23 Mommy? I MEAN, WHAT?
1:00:00 - "Yiff"
What I love about Badger’s crew over others like Vanoss’ is that they’re actually, and consistently, funny, as opposed to dishing out content that’s only slightly different than it was, like say, a year ago
My favorite one from so long ago was the black ops 2 compilation
Whomst the fuck is this Vanoss crew that Badger & the bois made irrelevant?
That's why I got sick of The Goons
TL;DR I think you’re right, and Vanoss is a good example of what was good back in the day, but not keeping up to date with trends and humor kills the vibe and makes the content stale.
If I remember right, Vanoss at least used to write out the skits he and his friends did, idk if that’s still the case, but if it is, that would explain a lot. Hard to keep coming up with original material after a good dozen years of posting videos weekly.
They’re probably more off-the-cuff now, but given that they’re centering on that 2010s edgy humor that’s basically only funny when it’s 3AM and you’re with your closest friends, I’m relating to Grouse’s statement of “turn that bullshit channel off, I’m trying to go back to sleep.” It feels like watching a time capsule I dug up after I was there when it was buried in the first place- still kinda cool and funny, but it’s not for me anymore.
@unwantedtryharding5394 the fact that the average people in the video count when from like 7 to 4 and now they mostly do videos base on single game sessions as opposed to multiple.
"the enemy is in that direction!"
"sir, eliminating that direction."
"Bands so stupid a stack will drop a gamer IQ by 7 points" that shit still pulls my soul out every time 😂😂
Watching this video on the cusp of passing out due to sleep-deprivation really makes you _feel_ like you're experiencing brain-rot.
21:17 Holy shit, I'm crying at that "WOOO-"
Oh by my favorite seat
21:21 actually mark for it
Okay, but taking 5 five hour energies to enter the Forbidden Hour is literally just the plot of Persona 3. They just call it the Dark Hour though.
Baby baby baby yeaaaaaah!
Facts tbh
The water allergy thing is weirdly real, and if that guy does have it, God bless his soul because it really is curse.
Literally EVERYTHING HAS WATER IN IT. THE AIR HAS WATER IN IT. HOW CAN A BODY OVER REACT TO SOMETHING THAT COMMON
Rabies my man, literally what rabies is, your body gets fucking INSANELY aggressive and flips the fuck out at you if you try and drink water, imagine a seizure every time you tried to sip a drink. Hence the end result being insanity in its purist form.
(Rabies used to be known as hydrophobia)
@@thezambambo2184his life is never ending pain
@@bleepblock2177 thats pretty hydrophobic of you
@@thezambambo2184if it’s any help, it’s probably an allergy to cold water! It’s called cold urticaria I think?
Honestly this just feels like one of his “badgers best of ….” 🤣 thanks for the endless laughs for an hour straight
0:22 I just absolutely love this bit because of the music, it feels like a moron montage and I'm addicted to it
that "gregory, did the beat go off" clip felt like a humor flashbang
1:13:58 just in case you were wondering I found this about glocks.
As a whole, the Glock pistols are given numbers that are based on the patent numbers issued to Gaston Glock. The first Glock to receive a patent and reach the firearm market is the 9 x 19 mm Parabellum model, which is the Glock 17. There is a common misconception that the Glock 17 is named because the magazine holds 17 rounds. This is simply not the case and is a pleasant coincidence. The Glock 17 is given this number because it was Gaston Glock’s 17th patent. It was introduced in 1982 and several modifications have been made since that time.
The next model issued was the Glock 18. Again, this pistol is named for the patent number. While this may not be the most popular Glock, it is useful under very specific circumstances. This pistol was actually developed specifically for Austrian counter-terrorism forces. It is a selective-fire variant of the original Glock 17.
Along with the Glock 17, the most popular Glock is the Glock 19. Basically, this is a compact version of the Glock 17. It has even been labeled as “compact” by the manufacturer itself. The barrel and pistol grip are slightly shorter than the Glock 17 and the magazine has been reduced to 15 rounds.
In the end, all of the numbers of the Glocks got their name from their patent number.
Damn, I like guns & even I didn’t know that
@@zsu-23-4shilka2 now you do.
Went looking for this comment before posting it myself lol.
@@wdf70 well you can always post another comment talking about it. I’d love to see your take on it plus it makes it more likely that people will find a comment about it.
@@wdf70 haha same!
I have been watching this absolute cryptid of a man make videos for almost 6 years at this point and I now realize in retrospect that this badger formed my entire sense of humor
the pixelation filter on the captions for the lower-quality audio
...absolutely SLAYS me
Perfect. All the mental stimulation of watching a Badger vid, except I don't have to hunt down another video to watch, cutting off my dopamine supply for up to 10 seconds. (It's vital.)
Not gonna lie, I find it oddly wholesome that Stretchy is cool with gang joking about his diabetes condition.
It sucks having deal something like that, but being able to laugh about it makes it all the more bearable.
Pendejo kid 37:21 is my absolute favorite thing in this whole compilation 😂😂
“I don’t wanna play anymore.”
LMAO
AR AR AR AR
AR AR AR
The way he says it is amazing
3:18 the fact this shit happened to me in real life is surprising. Badger really speaking the truth when he’s talking bout random shit.
Except replace wife with girlfriend
You wet yourself when you were 14?
watching this is both cathartic and stroke-inducing; i love every living second of it.
Badger says "God as a funko pop", Heavenly starts responding to that, and then it just cuts to a chair stuck into bulletproof glass.
Badger genuinely surprised when his anti material rifle goes through material... 23:14
3 and a half minutes and I'm on the verge of tears. That's the beauty of Badger and his brogroup of friends.
The AI voices was so funny and that I almost cried as my sides hurt from it.
Badgers content has made me pull a muscle in my sides I was laughing so hard.
I can't unsee How much Badger Sways While Standing idle in any of His Mocap Animations
40:07
Moments like that remind me how great Badger and the bois friendship is.
(Well at least compared to my own old friend group lol)
If you don't mind me asking, what happened with your old group?
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Basically, they we're rude, made the same jokes over and over, didn't care for others mental health, and nearly convinced my bff to down a bottle of melatonin.
We've made up I guess? We can co-exist in a VC, but idk if I still would call them friends.
I feel like Badger has the experience to be a professional mocap actor at this point with that mocap suit of his lmao
It’s like you locked six middle aged men in a room with internet access and just listened to every word they said
It’s amazing
They’re not even middle-aged, Badger’s like 29 or 30 xD
Why do i feel like skulker is the kind of guy to put reverb on turtle sex, while increasing and decreasing the gain like a kid plays with the dimmer switch?
*turtle stack
…Let’s not give him ideas. He *will* use them LMAO
Badger: Remember your rockets digi, remember your rockets.
Digi:I ALREADY USED MY ROCKETS YOU THINK I DIDNT USE UP MY ROCKETS IN THE FIRST TEN SECONDS!?!!?
Badger and friends: decide to start a podcast highlighting and reliving there greatest gaming quotes and moments
5 mins later: the fbi are at there door
46:00 fun fact: there was an artist who’s alias was “Jack The Dripper” his name was Jack Pollock or Paul Jackson Pollock. He was a famous impressionist. Known for works like No. 3, No. 5 1948, autumn Rhythm, and Convergence.
“RussianBadger and crew just saying whatever” is just a summary of every RussianBadger video ever
57:59
"There's a bro in my head who calls me shitfuck"
Watching this had made me cry the hardest in years. This shit was too funny!!
I love how spot on the time stamp was for Free Bird
Im absolutely thankful for adding subtitles by default cuz im baked af rn and i cant understand anythin if i just use my ears
With the passing of cheems this hurt but felt good to come back to, we miss you little flamethrowmer
the TSA lobster bit got me fucking DECEASED 💀
"he picks that fucker up and says 'you got a _bomb_ in there-" *ungodly amount of bass*
The microcosm of russianbadger videos:
"I don't think I was prepared for this conversation"
34:06 gets me everytime because its hilariously true and honestly hip hop and older rap is way better than the rap thats around today
I yearn for the day I can sling jokes as seamlessly as badger and his friends do because oh my god. They do it so smoothly. Literally how
9:30 is by far my favorite skit
58:59 im at the gym mid workout and i nearly lost my shit laughing at this
BEANS
I always love that in the Valentino bag one he just adds jiggle physics, like hmmmmmmmmm
Their has only ever been one moment where I’ve been closer to saying hi to the reaper then when choking on water because I couldn’t resist laughing at your video, keep up the great work!
I am being honest I couldn’t breathe for a full twenty seconds, holy fuck that was good!
1:10 The weird thing is that an allergy to water is a real, documented condition. There's this one lady who breaks out it rashes, hives, etc. every time she showers.
But aren't human bodies 80% water
That bit where they cut off the bit 2% in mixed with Heavenly's laughing nearly killed me, I ain't laughed like that in a while🤣
"I will fucking kill you, if you change the hot dog"
2 seconds later:
"Because with all this inflations Money doesnt even feel real anymore"
I was dying
37:37 The way how the kid said pendejo is just hilarious.
Thank you for making this. Now I've got something I can always go back and watch if I ever really need a laugh.
Same