BADGER'S BEST OF 2019

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  • @patrickstar561
    @patrickstar561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22768

    His sponsored videos are great tho
    Like they are funny and you hardly notice that they are sponsored

  • @grannydelta101
    @grannydelta101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6731

    The best part of videos are the messages at the end where badger insults us, enlightens us, or hits us right in the feels

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      “StAnD aNd UnFoLd YoUrSelF,”
      “LoNG LiVe ThE KiNg!”

    • @John4Dragon
      @John4Dragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Moar Bagel

    • @ravenlordgoat2157
      @ravenlordgoat2157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      agreed.

    • @F.1.P.C
      @F.1.P.C 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just straight up, fuck u from badger, my fav

    • @anthonyfontana8033
      @anthonyfontana8033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hell yeah bruther

  • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
    @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4734

    "2019, a year that could not have ended on a better note."
    A innocent, naive little badger.

  • @justyouaveragehusky850
    @justyouaveragehusky850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3223

    “None of you are old enough to watch futurama” *sips slurm aggressively*

    • @Beth-mp9ej
      @Beth-mp9ej 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      same here brother, missed that shit when they took it off netflix.

    • @justyouaveragehusky850
      @justyouaveragehusky850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Beth-mp9ej I have hulu and Netflix so I’m chillin

    • @seancruz9153
      @seancruz9153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@justyouaveragehusky850 look at mr.middle class here affording two streaming subscriptions at the same time

    • @justyouaveragehusky850
      @justyouaveragehusky850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@seancruz9153 lmao

    • @Vordt_
      @Vordt_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@seancruz9153 okay sugar sandwich eater :^)

  • @vedanadleeh3908
    @vedanadleeh3908 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    RussianBadger's resolution, "it's done when it's one" and Markipliers "keep learning, there's somuch to lesrn from mistakes and past projects" mindsets
    Have helped me, and inspired me to further a project with my homies. No cap fr

  • @romandrawsstuff
    @romandrawsstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    "Its definitely moar of a romantic restuarant"
    "iTs A fUcKeN pOt Of CHEESE"
    Thats my favorite quote by far😂

    • @denmark1226
      @denmark1226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKING TO THE MELTING POT"

    • @n0tsparky
      @n0tsparky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ITS NOT JUST CHEESE, There’s a main course of various exotic meats! Bro Okay?

    • @romandrawsstuff
      @romandrawsstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@n0tsparky WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE MEAT

    • @jackwilly382
      @jackwilly382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      33:33 for those wondering

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@romandrawsstuff
      No-one answer that question

  • @Hoovy00
    @Hoovy00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1777

    i also love "A bullet has someone's name on it while a grenade is more to whom it may concern, well dear grid coordinates *fires artillery*"

    • @CharlieBravo1118
      @CharlieBravo1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *shells orphanage*

    • @kobaltapollodorus8922
      @kobaltapollodorus8922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Bullets: Dear...
      Grenade: To whom it may concern...
      AP rounds: An urgent reminder...
      Aerial Bombardment: This is a public service announcement
      Nukes: This is an Imperial Decree

    • @director1336
      @director1336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Time stamp?

    • @Hoovy00
      @Hoovy00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@director1336 not in this but I'm pretty sure it's in the far cry 5 video

    • @CharlieBravo1118
      @CharlieBravo1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Hoovy00 yeye

  • @vanessarich3268
    @vanessarich3268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    “THANOS IS HITTING THE WOAH ON THE ICE”
    also “ If physical energy can be converted into thermal energy, how hard to I have to punch a chicken to cook it”

    • @wavylahti5054
      @wavylahti5054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      How hard do you have to fuck it to light it on fire?

    • @wallsterrence
      @wallsterrence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wavylahti5054 FTL at least

    • @duckgames2546
      @duckgames2546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vanessa Rich it would take in between 460 to 920 punches if it were a Olympic boxer

    • @lucasahumada6913
      @lucasahumada6913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      to be able to punch a chicken to cook it the punch would need to go over 375,000 mph,so i doubt you could do it without burning it or destroying your arm

    • @Matt-xl8jo
      @Matt-xl8jo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lucasahumada6913 challenge accepted

  • @Random_VA_277
    @Random_VA_277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    By far my favorite part of this was heavenly saying how he just gets happy by seeing he made others happy. You made my day with that heavenly, Thank you.

  • @Ahmad.....................
    @Ahmad..................... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

    10:37 if u punch a chicken while ur hand is moving at mach 4.9, aerodynamic heating will cook the chicken upon impact

    • @withergamer6837
      @withergamer6837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      You would splatter the chicken all over the world but yeah, it works in theory

    • @CarlMax001
      @CarlMax001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @CeeJay M if you can punch things at mach 4.9 you have different things to worry about

    • @funeraltortoise
      @funeraltortoise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Time to train

    • @moronichybrid
      @moronichybrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      pull a saitama on that b

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      At that speed, you would not _have_ a chicken

  • @inquisitordragon6827
    @inquisitordragon6827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5136

    Dude, even your worst is great. So chill out. You got to eat, so get yourself some sponsorships. Because if ya' starve, ya' can't provide me with my fix to my crippling video addiction.

    • @lifeslemons5408
      @lifeslemons5408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The king of 3 am browsing

    • @TheRealSavageGentleman
      @TheRealSavageGentleman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      f a c x

    • @conorkavanagh757
      @conorkavanagh757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brothr zactly wa i was honna say everything was good and everything is good that bagr makes

    • @eansportsdd4137
      @eansportsdd4137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We all gotta eat ravioli

    • @EvilPaladin11
      @EvilPaladin11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am the demigod of only "getting roughly an hour of sleep before enduring my 9-5 desk job.

  • @just_smilez
    @just_smilez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Bold of you to assume we're all middle schoolers who haven't seen futurama, badger. I may have the maturity of a five year old, but I assure you I'm old enough to wish suicide booths were real.
    Edit: also, tell heavenly this video made my day better

    • @nathanhaws5211
      @nathanhaws5211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Smilez Thata This is by far the best comment I have ever seen

    • @nattybird1146
      @nattybird1146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ya i would like to take on---
      booth person: **shoots ya** fuck off asshole

    • @javs3399
      @javs3399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok boomer

    • @tander101
      @tander101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SHUT UP BABY, I KNOW IT

    • @birba2112
      @birba2112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Cracks open can* Liberal

  • @f1vestar189
    @f1vestar189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    And this was the last time we were able to say “A year that could not have ended on a better note”

    • @baldytalkinnerdy3462
      @baldytalkinnerdy3462 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Reading this two years later…
      FUCK. That hurts.😅

  • @energy8539
    @energy8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    “Eating a pop tart is faster than reloading”
    I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life

    • @energy8539
      @energy8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      1:38:46

    • @fadefizzy6408
      @fadefizzy6408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would like this comment but it’s at 69 soooooo

    • @thomasluke-wp8or
      @thomasluke-wp8or ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@fadefizzy6408 this is the way

  • @Bananasnotasong
    @Bananasnotasong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Seeing Badger shrink in fear at the kids t-posing in front of him was truly magnificent.

    • @ToasterLoafer
      @ToasterLoafer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES

    • @oliveradams1555
      @oliveradams1555 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You'd be pumped as a kid to get a photo like that with one of your favourite creators.

  • @Athena74319
    @Athena74319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    “She’s saying it like a dyslexic”
    As a dyslexic... u rite

  • @todx15
    @todx15 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    hearing heavenly absolutely dying in the background during that clip at 25:32 was the best

  • @unnamedvisitor1649
    @unnamedvisitor1649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I think my favourite thing about Gears of War is that in one of the later games, there's a shed full of tomato plants, and if you shoot them all, you get an ear full about how they were Dom's tomatoes, and you've basically massacred the last of HIS tomatoes.

    • @Heavyflamer66
      @Heavyflamer66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      F tomatos

    • @ProtoHadron
      @ProtoHadron 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Heavyflamer66 nice name

    • @p_frog
      @p_frog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dom tomato moment

    • @Rnjesus386
      @Rnjesus386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “There’s no fucking Home Depot’s around here “
      Marcus gears of war 4

  • @zombiethezerker
    @zombiethezerker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Fave moment: "PARTTERSON FIRE A WARNING SHOT"
    "but sir this is an m32 ROTARY GERNADE LAUNCHER"
    "ah potato, potato fire a warning shot"

    • @cheems5998
      @cheems5998 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is no such thing as a warning shot

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even better version.
      PRIVATE, FIRE A WARNING SHOT!
      But sir, this is a Dreadnou-
      FIRE A WARNING SHOT GODAMMIT!
      *Proceeds to rack up a 189 kill game in Battlefield 1*

    • @jsaviourss8049
      @jsaviourss8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @infestedlie561
      @infestedlie561 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have the .mp4 and im proud

    • @Axtural
      @Axtural 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "gernade"

  • @karbisme5058
    @karbisme5058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Badgers year compilation might as well be called "shitpost: the movie" "Shitpost 2: Electric boogaloo"

    • @yeenbaby2891
      @yeenbaby2891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My man this year is gonna be the sequel *SHITPOST THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO*

    • @ower_flov3516
      @ower_flov3516 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha I get it u related it to hermitcraft right????

  • @Oaken_Buckets
    @Oaken_Buckets ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What a good year of content, just something fun and memorable about the old animations they had so much character.

  • @jeriko6276
    @jeriko6276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Fav moment:
    *starts eating pizza*
    “Did you bring enough for the whole stream?”

    • @anamonlbigm5838
      @anamonlbigm5838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “Guess what M O T H E R F U C K E R.”

    • @onjo6746
      @onjo6746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *starts pouring 5 gum out of sleeved*

    • @boodle4952
      @boodle4952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you fucking bet i did you libtard

    • @kiwisinner
      @kiwisinner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *starts pulling several thousand boxes of pizzas and several million bottles of vodka out of his arse*

    • @MLGLionKnight
      @MLGLionKnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why was you storing them up there’s I store mine in my duffel bag shaped like the hostage

  • @mochimaid
    @mochimaid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Don't mind me, just a collection of my favorite moments for me to come back to.
    4:56 Randall fucking Dies
    5:10 Thanos hits the woah
    5:36 FUCK WHEAT
    5:45 Chicago Gamers
    6:23 Point and Click
    6:34 I can put you in a Mansion
    7:28 Thumb from Spykids/Black Lung
    9:40 Warning Shot
    13:57 Rapid Pumping
    14:59: Use Code Chungus
    15:31 Mix n’ Match
    21:45: MISTOW BADJOW
    24:00 Domino’s Math
    28:46 Libreal Fart
    29:04 Large Bucket, Large Soda
    30:29 Solid Grid Coordinates
    33:52 Mad Schlump
    34:22 “Take what you need”
    35:43 My big Ball
    37:46 The Uncooked Turkey
    41:05 War Facts
    41:10 The Note of G
    45:27 Fried Chicken Wednesday
    47:31 HMmmMM
    48:52 Meeting TwoMad
    49:46: MOM-
    50:17 German
    52:32 Needa snack?
    55:58 Ay bro I needa sip
    56:16 Bager=Broke
    57:54 My Religion
    1:01:58 The Street Sweeper
    1:02:17 Making fun of the Marines
    1:03:44: Horaah, baby.
    1:06:55 Damn, the river got em.
    1:11:55 AH...AHH...AHHH
    1:12:29 Tropical Horse Tranquilizers
    1:14:31 Broken Spanish
    1:17:48 Keep Dodging
    1:20:40 R6S Tutorial.
    1:22:30 Lemme get uhhh…
    1:33:56 Binging with Obama
    1:34:48 The French Coffee
    1:35:03 Skyrim
    1:37:13 CHOOT EM KEITH

  • @brady8201
    @brady8201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    “Eating a pop tart is faster than reloading.”

    • @shaxxmeer
      @shaxxmeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let's test that
      Edit: Eating a poptart is indeed faster than reloading

    • @Sonicfan101Swagmaster
      @Sonicfan101Swagmaster หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@shaxxmeer quick question, which weapon are we reloading

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “None of you are old enough to watch Futurama” first of all, how dare you. That’s literally my favorite show and I immediately recognized the reference. I’m 20, almost 21. Randomly put it on in middle school and loved it. Seen every episode.

  • @TheSkunksmith
    @TheSkunksmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    10:32 Yo, Jello, someone did the math for how fast to throw that haymaker at the chicken. Gotta swing at Mach 5 speeds, my guy!

    • @police428
      @police428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      MACH 5??!!!! That is over 1400MPH faster than the SR-71!!!! How loud do you have to yeet to get to that power?

    • @TheSkunksmith
      @TheSkunksmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@police428 Yes.

    • @TheBrinklord
      @TheBrinklord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That Is one of my most favorite moments of all time alone with Randel fucking dies!

    • @sombrepombre2250
      @sombrepombre2250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Amazing. I never knew I needed to know this but I feel smarter

    • @lichguard
      @lichguard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is interesting

  • @kevinprehm
    @kevinprehm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    41:14 he literally sounds like a tactical droid, its amazing

  • @daemonicgerbil814
    @daemonicgerbil814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Best moment: “It says we can’t do that in the codex...”
    “WELL I CAN’T READ!”

  • @ragunoroku
    @ragunoroku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    A little late but all youre vids bring me joy though what I watch depends on my mood I greatly appreciate your content.

  • @Rosskkan
    @Rosskkan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Badger: “None of you are old enough to watch Futurama to get it”
    Me: actively watching all of Futurama for the 4th time over

    • @mysticnugget8072
      @mysticnugget8072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True doh

    • @beastmutata
      @beastmutata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the qaurintene is strong with this one

    • @xboxine877
      @xboxine877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmfao bruh get on my lvl I would be watching them for my 169th time today

    • @Sammy-dz2hk
      @Sammy-dz2hk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      indeed

    • @nowaytoisop8776
      @nowaytoisop8776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RyX10 fourth? Those are rookie numbers

  • @liamgrant858
    @liamgrant858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    41:14
    “StAnD aNd UnFoLd YoUrSelF,”
    “LoNG LiVe ThE KiNg!”

  • @SkinnyWenis-lt5cu
    @SkinnyWenis-lt5cu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    1:33:57 and 1:34:56 are my favourite moments, great Obama impression, and JELLO. IS. A. GOD. And also badger, all you’re content is so good, sponsored or unsponsored, story of a game/character or 100% funny juice, even games I don’t like I’ll still tune into your videos to watch, your charisma for TH-cam is great, and I’m sure I speak for most people here, don’t stop doing what you’re doing, it’s working, thanks badger, you’re great

  • @Spexx368
    @Spexx368 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:11 I love how he just takes the lords the edges part out of context when the full message says that he has no illusions that he lords the edges

  • @godqueenbidoof
    @godqueenbidoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    Badger: "2019 a year that could not have ended on a better note (...) "
    Covid-19: -Is born- Well Hello there!

    • @Idk2555k
      @Idk2555k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We're off to a great start

    • @manwithaplan5503
      @manwithaplan5503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Murder Hornets: General Corona!!!

    • @cjkelly7536
      @cjkelly7536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@manwithaplan5503 You are a bold one

    • @noahtoleu6610
      @noahtoleu6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True dat

    • @godqueenbidoof
      @godqueenbidoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Israel Morales Covid was merely to Crimson Herald.

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Why is it that Badger's Doc model looks psychotic than in-game?

    • @colinhawley8050
      @colinhawley8050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s the eyes

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@colinhawley8050 Yup it's Archer's eyes from the animated show... Archer.

  • @RebornYoshi
    @RebornYoshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    an ad started playing at the perfect time.
    Heavenly: If someone says, Heavenly, it's time to break up with your basic cleanser.

  • @LunarAce64
    @LunarAce64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    37:46
    The turkey part is just pure gold, I had to sit and rewatch that part multiple times at like 1 AM in the mornin' just to fucking go to sleep

    • @oktsaring9506
      @oktsaring9506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      especially at 0.5x speed

  • @TheSooperBooper
    @TheSooperBooper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    All honesty, my favorite video of this year from Badger would have to be this very video I'm watching. Not because it has all of the "best" clips of this year, but because Badger took so much time out to make this for us.
    Thank you Badger for making such quality content, and I think I can say this on behalf of all of your subscribers; Thank you for being here and caring for us all

    • @MrFanservice
      @MrFanservice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      now i think its time to burn this sappy heretic

    • @endornaut
      @endornaut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You forgot to say "fuck you you shitfuck"

    • @Lyphoon
      @Lyphoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IM HERE FOR THE FUNNY COMMENTS SHITFUCK BURN IN HOLY FIRE

  • @johnhorst779
    @johnhorst779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "The space book says this is bad!"
    "W E L L I C A N ' T R E A D!!!"
    My favorite quote.

    • @mastersergeantjojam8069
      @mastersergeantjojam8069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like a joke would’ve been funnier if he wasn’t a chaplain and he was a librarian instead because we all know love school faced idiots can’t read anyway

    • @sbeve7820
      @sbeve7820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      W E L L I *C A N ' T R E A D*

    • @n0tsparky
      @n0tsparky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cinjin Horst JUST ROAST MY FLAMES, BRUH.

    • @johnhorst779
      @johnhorst779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mastersergeantjojam8069 Yeah, but a Chaplain enforces the Codex, so really, either works.

    • @someonestolemytoast2139
      @someonestolemytoast2139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mully: you dumbass it says no entry
      Juicy: this sign can't stop me!
      because I can't read...

  • @k1ts00n
    @k1ts00n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact o rewatch your yearly recaps again and again every week shocks me because I usually can't sit through a movie. Idk what you do differently but it works, thanks for being here man. World couldn't have spun without you.

  • @ramenking150
    @ramenking150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    watching at nearly the end of 2020, oh how we didn't know. twas a simpler time.

    • @thejoker-zg2ku
      @thejoker-zg2ku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      With each year that passes the more our race destroys it's self and the more we loose to think one day we will all be in our 50 and badger will haved moved on in life it brings tears to my eyes every good thing must come to an end

    • @JL-ik3gf
      @JL-ik3gf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thejoker-zg2ku what a way to make me depressed in 5 seconds

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thejoker-zg2ku Bold of you to assume they won't make being 50 years old illegal.

    • @D3adAnt
      @D3adAnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mid of 2021, and holy hell things are going great compared to that time

  • @bazoozle2340
    @bazoozle2340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "I wasn't gonna fight my roommate on stream that's how you get BAAAANNED"
    Jello, Emissary of chaos undivided: "that's how you get V I E W E R S"

    • @daltongrant1403
      @daltongrant1403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bazoozle 23 “Chaos Undivided” yea okay Erebus fuck off ;)

    • @bazoozle2340
      @bazoozle2340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dalton Grant actually now you mention it that convo had a very Horus + Erebus-style vibe to it

    • @wyvernnemecek595
      @wyvernnemecek595 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ME!!!

  • @quanta2251
    @quanta2251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “Chicago gamers be like: Cover me I’m going to Walmart.” It gets me every time. Easily my favorite moment from this year. I’m a long time fan-keep it up Badger.

    • @lukasprondzinski9331
      @lukasprondzinski9331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I lived in Detroit, which is the next closest thing-also I’m sure the porch story is from Detroit

  • @Ivanriemer8054
    @Ivanriemer8054 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I watched this every year since it came out as an anniversary of sort my favorite part was everything. I appreciate your hard work badger your videos always get a good laugh out of me

  • @halfasoap1172
    @halfasoap1172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "It's not just cheese! There's a main course of various exotic meats!"
    *"WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MEAT?"*

  • @rileyarnzen7851
    @rileyarnzen7851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    1:06:50 for some odd reason I lost my shit hearing grouse say “damn, the river got em.”

  • @ewangallagher
    @ewangallagher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    10:32
    "It wasn't that funny"
    That was the hardest I laughed in YEARS!!

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and you can look up the guy who sorta got an answer... th-cam.com/video/LHFhnnTWMgI/w-d-xo.html

    • @tristinjudd2595
      @tristinjudd2595 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fucking same 🤣

  • @matanuigaming2556
    @matanuigaming2556 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "THE MOAR YOU PUMP IT, THE HARDER IT HITS, RIGHT?!" Sounded good in my head.

  • @verala8390
    @verala8390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I appreciate just how much of “Operation: Yoink The Declaration” is in this

  • @mr.weirdness5970
    @mr.weirdness5970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    4:56 Monsters Inc. 3
    5:10 Thanos Hitting The Woah
    5:21 My Ex-Wife
    10:33 Punch A Chicken
    12:09 I Remember That Episode
    18:19 Silence Corporal
    19:25 National Treasure
    25:32 Heavenly Was Eating A Fucking Pizza
    26:40 Heal Wounds
    28:30 Have You Seen Mr. Bear, Bro?
    34:47 BAH! BAH!
    36:31 Bald Eagles
    41:53 Hail Mary
    43:08 Hear that Boomer?
    1:20:40 Weak Materials
    1:25:23 Derek Boogaard
    1:43:31 Hive Tyrant

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:43:31 where can I find that image?

    • @dwaynev6593
      @dwaynev6593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What game was the 12:09 brother

    • @sirkelendor5429
      @sirkelendor5429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dwaynev6593 remnant from the ashes

    • @haywirellamma370
      @haywirellamma370 ปีที่แล้ว

      What game is the my ex wife one?????

  • @CastleWrks
    @CastleWrks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Badger: "Payday 2 could have been a banger, but im doing those next year"
    Me: HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

    • @christophervargas305
      @christophervargas305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fast forward to like a week ago when he posted pay day two

    • @MaskOfLimbo
      @MaskOfLimbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@christophervargas305 And it was a BANGER

    • @christophervargas305
      @christophervargas305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MaskOfLimbo an absolute BANGER indeed!!!

    • @Mafira1071
      @Mafira1071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *we call this a difficulty tweak*

    • @MaskOfLimbo
      @MaskOfLimbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mafira1071 *WOLOLOLO INTENSIFIES!*

  • @bunny_chan220
    @bunny_chan220 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Watching this in 2024 and remembering that twomad passed away this year is wild....

  • @thedoomslayer3266
    @thedoomslayer3266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    41:15 "Stand and unfold yourself. Long live the king!"

    • @rockethero1177
      @rockethero1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Just *SoUnDs, SuPeR sCuFfEd”*

    • @monke5340
      @monke5340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You want to go “doomslayer”

  • @HDInstrumental1
    @HDInstrumental1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Fav moment:
    Skullker using his auto-tune.

  • @q.c8674
    @q.c8674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Hey Badger, going to get real for a quick moment. You do what you need to. If we get a bunch of unsponsored videos, great. If we get a bunch of sponsored videos, still great. The fact is, with all the recent changes, making a decent living from TH-cam has become a slog. You just look out for #1 (You). To be honest, I'm just here for the ride so I'm happy with wherever this bus takes me.
    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's pal.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hi QC. oh yeah yeahhhhhhhh

    • @madmohawk6560
      @madmohawk6560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As long as that bus is back in time cause Heavenly gotta take a nap

    • @TonyHamiltonCk
      @TonyHamiltonCk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeez i need people like you on my channel

  • @SPKR_ov
    @SPKR_ov 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    RIP Twomad.. 23 is no age to die.. no matter what

    • @monkeytdonut9566
      @monkeytdonut9566 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What?

    • @Yvng_S4ber
      @Yvng_S4ber 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@monkeytdonut9566twomad is dead

    • @WorldsTallestLeprechaun
      @WorldsTallestLeprechaun 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, February of 2024. OD’d.

    • @dr.catshark9204
      @dr.catshark9204 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah that part popped up and fuuuck

  • @toastytea6253
    @toastytea6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    *"Demi god"* is the proper way to describe chanka

    • @ProjektSymphony
      @ProjektSymphony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A Demi god is below the title of God, you tryna insult our lord and saviour Chanka?

    • @thetrainingtrichologist
      @thetrainingtrichologist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEMI?!?!

    • @anonymousasshat7018
      @anonymousasshat7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fun Fact: Tachanka is not allowed to remove his armor, or helmet. If he does so, every woman on Earth, would immediately get 9 months pregnant.

    • @anonymousasshat7018
      @anonymousasshat7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Including myself.

    • @Dtfdowntogetfunky
      @Dtfdowntogetfunky 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think mean the god of gods

  • @indigo1149
    @indigo1149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    47:32 is the best thinking sound ever btw, would put it as the sound that plays when i'm thinking if I could

  • @wyvernnemecek595
    @wyvernnemecek595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    “Roses are red, violets are blue, help me I’m wanted in four different states for thirteen accounts of home invasion from the year 2003 to the year 2006.”

    • @papajohns435
      @papajohns435 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow you to thought I was the only one dame

    • @Sorrin7274
      @Sorrin7274 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordan Miles what

    • @scottaitken3149
      @scottaitken3149 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soviet Bear yeah but it’s somehow funnier if it doesn’t rhyme

  • @CT-3847laser-oz2ht
    @CT-3847laser-oz2ht 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The second greatest privilege is giving someone the privilege to do what they love everyday-the first greatest privilege is having the friends you have being there with you while you do what you love everyday.

  • @losttravelerraegth910
    @losttravelerraegth910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Do I aim for his head or his foot?"
    *CARE PACKAGE ON THE WAY*
    *THUNK AND CRUNCH*
    "AAaAaAaAAaaaaAAAHH!"

  • @calban795
    @calban795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I am now a proud owner of a RussianBadger youtooz.......
    this is the best day of my life.

    • @TheMT89
      @TheMT89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bro they sold out in like 3 seconds... im so upset

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sup valk. oh yeah yeahhhhhhh

    • @Biglordchungass
      @Biglordchungass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not because we don't all have 30 dollars in our account ready to go

    • @calban795
      @calban795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @JODisHere I have looked at your videos and I am now a proud part of a video

  • @pewgamingpc
    @pewgamingpc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Out of everyone on youtube you are one of the absolute best at making sponsorored video. U always make the game look engaging even when you barely have a game to work with and you really make the videos yours. Its not some boring ad read its how you hide the ad reads in jokes, like ur last WoT video where you introduce the christmas maid tank drivers very subtle and then transition into a joke, i bet u very few people even noticed that. And the things that really make your videos great are how it really feels like you and your friends are having fun it always brings a smile to my face and it always feels genuine. In my opinion your videos are more about a funny group of friends just playing videogames in the background. Love what you do man been here for a long time and hope I can stay with you even longer man

    • @botasterisk5163
      @botasterisk5163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Internet Historian is better but badger is close

  • @hughshax5903
    @hughshax5903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5:11 thanos hitting the woah
    5:22 it’s my ex-wife karen!
    6:02 do I aim for the head or the foot?
    6:43 uwu bongo cat
    6:50 balding racist
    7:03 random crit noises
    7:28 heavenly = spy kids thumb
    9:40 fire a warning shot Patterson!
    10:32 chicken punch
    11:19 Florida man POV
    11:55 Superman walk
    13:04 the dumbass space program
    13:57 *racks a shell* ready-
    15:00 use code chungus
    15:46 I would like to file a complaint!
    18:29 S I L E N C E L I B E R A L
    21:45 more uwu bongo cat
    24:09 summoning jello
    24:32 A S C E N D E D from eating 412 chicken nuggets
    25:30 boneless pizza
    28:29 uwu cat drones
    29:36 well I can’t read!
    29:48 heavenly as thanos
    35:35 you should have aimed for my ball
    37:48 skullker runs down a hallway while being a raw chicken
    43:10 hear the boomer?
    44:25 heavenly dunking on tanks then breaks his drywall
    47:32 auto tuned hmm
    50:23 sugar sandwiches & heel meals
    1:03:15 hitting buckets

  • @Lvnxr
    @Lvnxr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    We dont mind the sponsored video

  • @Ettozellous
    @Ettozellous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I don't have one favorite....I have many. Here they are
    37:46 the uncooked turkey
    41:11 SuPeR ScUfFeD
    43:08 you here that boomer
    1:02:17 they’re making fun of the marines again
    1:15:23 don't mind if I diddly do
    1:20:40 knife the watermelon
    1:37:15 choot em keith
    1:43:24 you sound like a bunch of nerds
    Also anywhere between 0 and 1:44:51. :)

    • @totallylegitimate9757
      @totallylegitimate9757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Love it

    • @Themasterjtg
      @Themasterjtg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm half tempted to see if anyone's documented the moments entirely like this

    • @Ettozellous
      @Ettozellous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not from what I've seen. I did this to show my friends my favorite moments from this video and since we all enjoy bagers videos we had a blast.

    • @atsjrhuf
      @atsjrhuf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Totally Legitamete

    • @insurance551
      @insurance551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about
      26:40 I AM TRYING TO HEAL MY WOOUUNDDSSSS
      and later on: It’s ok I got him. I don’t got him no more.

  • @TheNightmareAngelYT
    @TheNightmareAngelYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Heavenly: I'm lactose intolerant.
    Also Heavenly: "eats a Dominos pizza while his teammate dies"
    Brother, I am chilled here.
    1:40:46

  • @jedicapybara
    @jedicapybara 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “I’m just glad Honey has sponsored my videos”.
    _That one didn’t age quite so well._

  • @deamdan7126
    @deamdan7126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Never have I thought I would hear the words “Thanos is hitting the woah on the ice!”

  • @Emi_ae
    @Emi_ae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Wtf I actually cried when Kevin said “I had a good life” and the dreadnought saying “A duty honorable discharged”

  • @lectro0779
    @lectro0779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    14:34 He a little confused, but he got the spirit.

  • @lordgrub12345
    @lordgrub12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "2019, a year that could not have ended in a better note"
    COVID-19: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @ohen299
    @ohen299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Don't mind if I diddly do" was awesome. I love the fact that you can just do a Mission Impossible out of the window and land shots.

  • @HerculeanTusk
    @HerculeanTusk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This year I rediscovered you Badger. I remember you from the bf3 days and then I just stumble upon one of your videos out of the blue (years after the bf3 days) and I am just laughing my ass off. In the span of a month I watched all of your videos from the last 2 years and I would always laugh. My favourite video is by far the Deathwing one, which I have seen multiple times. Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you my friend. May you and your squad give us more laughter in the future. (I am calm, WHAT SORCERY IS THIS - favourite moment)

  • @orthobison9749
    @orthobison9749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Well this was a year of, memes and just straight dumb moments, ain’t no other place I’d rather be. Thanks Badger you magnificent giant.
    Edit: I have been noticed by the elevated one.

  • @BjorkerKing
    @BjorkerKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    im a few years late but i love the QUALITY of all ur videos

  • @vesperizm
    @vesperizm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    even after a year, "BIG HEADASS" still fucking kills me and i don't know why

    • @sloqthebuffoon5052
      @sloqthebuffoon5052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because COVID put are brains in a never-ending loop.

  • @Khal1337time
    @Khal1337time 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Fave moment:
    *I AM T R Y I N G TO H E A L MY W O O O O O O U U U N N N D S S*

  • @morganrunnels8889
    @morganrunnels8889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Badger, I have watched four hour long videos. Two is nothing. And my favorite moments of the last year are the ones where you were having fun with your friends. Your commentary with Geuse, Grouse, Heavenly, Clu, Skulker, and everyone in between has brightened my day constantly

  • @roboczop2192
    @roboczop2192 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Grouse is white????

    • @BigJackHorner1
      @BigJackHorner1 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      he doesn't sound like any other race

    • @Ryan_phoenix_257
      @Ryan_phoenix_257 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      i thought it was heavenly until i realised it was grouse bc they sound the same and was like "SINCE WHEN WAS HE WHITE- oh im stupid"

  • @theherolink2532
    @theherolink2532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "Talking allotta shit for someone 1.3miles from Chris Kyle" is probably my favourite quote. But the thing that made me laugh the most was when u spoke in German on world of tanks just to get the response of " what?" Haha still makes me laugh every time. Keep up the amazing work you and ur boys are so so funny and u manage to make even the worst days of my life, pretty damn decent.

    • @theherolink2532
      @theherolink2532 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cueztenbruhmoment7020 yes! My (wo)man

    • @olivre9872
      @olivre9872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I only speak English and troglodyte

    • @AaronHatton
      @AaronHatton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheHeroLink the best part of that quote is my bday is Chris Kyle’s and I’m a freaking crack shot

    • @MatthewDegner
      @MatthewDegner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what about “pierre ze germans are coming prepare to launch ze stonks”

    • @theherolink2532
      @theherolink2532 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MatthewDegner hahaha

  • @kalanjames264
    @kalanjames264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Favorite part in world of tanks and hamlet was read. Real shit tho i found u badger from ur mute vid for r6 got the game when mozzie and grid came out. Thx you for showing me that game and thank you for just existing, making content that makes people laugh and feel happy. I could be in a terrible place and one if ur vids pops up, i watch and i feel better. EVERY TIME. Thank u again for being u badger cheers to ur ever growing number of sponsors and subs. See ya next year BROTHER.

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *_”LONG LIVE THE KING!”_*

  • @staytorn.4946
    @staytorn.4946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "none of you are old enough to watch futurama"
    Me: *Cries in corner*

    • @frostleaf523YT
      @frostleaf523YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sees youtooz responds in futurama "shutup and take my money"

  • @Chubbyunicorn60
    @Chubbyunicorn60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro it's 12:18 of the new year and I'm watching badger best of 2019 vid. What am I doing with life

  • @YoumuKompaku
    @YoumuKompaku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    The Ned Flanders ninja defuse killed me.
    "Don't mind if I.... diddly do."

    • @WarDaddy2294
      @WarDaddy2294 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you know which video that is from? or was that from a stream?

    • @ryanwilliams1207
      @ryanwilliams1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WarDaddy2294 i think its warden whack

  • @spookispoopi6840
    @spookispoopi6840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    41:15
    Why does he sound like the bots from Neir automata... that scares me a little...
    Edit: The carnival machines!

  • @feraltrafficcone4483
    @feraltrafficcone4483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    16:31 as an Iowan, I can confirm this.

  • @champloo9
    @champloo9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You all genuinely made my day. I enjoy and depend on a good laugh from you guys every single day.

  • @gtmorghulis
    @gtmorghulis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Badger's the kind of intellectual to choke on an artichoke and think that's supposed to happen.

  • @berdy8381
    @berdy8381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When he says you not old enough to get his references and you 24yrs old *that hurts*

  • @ultradriplorddk7800
    @ultradriplorddk7800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    English: stonks
    British: stonks
    Japanese (i think): s t o n k s
    French: *stook*

    • @DakotatheDrawer
      @DakotatheDrawer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No I'm pretty sure its Russian because the body is of tachanky cang

    • @ultradriplorddk7800
      @ultradriplorddk7800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DakotatheDrawer k

    • @masonschwartz1818
      @masonschwartz1818 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dead Account its chewsday innit

  • @Capybara3332
    @Capybara3332 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    0:37 I’ve been watching futurama since I was 5 don’t try me

    • @spike-br2wlstar3
      @spike-br2wlstar3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ha bend my ass
      Bender joke

  • @SlayednFlayed
    @SlayednFlayed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Me: Literally nothing.
    TheRussianBadger: LOADS CONTENT WITH ENTERTAINING INTENT

  • @owensykes1008
    @owensykes1008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Badger missed the opportunity for the ultimate dad joke, "see you next decade"

  • @pakratmiz4487
    @pakratmiz4487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “You don’t have yo worry about monotozation”
    Yeah until TH-cam starts deleting them all this upcoming January

    • @tranvinhnhat1289
      @tranvinhnhat1289 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pakrat Miz I think he already know that.

  • @robinketting2591
    @robinketting2591 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bager don’t stress that you’re videos are mediocre I personally loved you’re vids from 2019

  • @patrickstar561
    @patrickstar561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Ubi might not like him because of how he talks, but badjur was able to shitfuck his way into our hearts

    • @Zidane111
      @Zidane111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Please reproduce

    • @LastRookie
      @LastRookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And into the Creator cup at Rayleigh using the sausage gun with a Tachykang helmet on

    • @typowynieogar
      @typowynieogar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the only reason i watch badger is cause.......... well i will just summarize to oine sentence. I like to watch him cause he is creating masterpieces and im dying from laughter

  • @lookitscarlos3712
    @lookitscarlos3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I’m rewatching this video for the 7th time and at the beginning of the video it really shows me how honest badger is about making his content and about sponsors and stuff I like that

  • @mdxcloud23
    @mdxcloud23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Fav Moment:
    When you learn Heavenly clicks the left mouse button with his middle finger

    • @iNotAnHacker
      @iNotAnHacker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jason Oliver The real gamer move is to use your pinky to left click and use you wrist to move the mouse

    • @kiwisinner
      @kiwisinner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *CRAB RAVE INTENSIFIES*

    • @aricohen5960
      @aricohen5960 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I tried to do that. It felt super weird.

  • @lemongrassarch1432
    @lemongrassarch1432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    50:50 Them struggle meals growing up. Brings back so many memories. That sugar on white bread 👌