BADGER'S BEST OF 2019
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BUDDIES YOU HEARD IN THIS VIDEO ▼
These are their usual colors, but since it's a montage it could be wrong
Grouse (Yellow): / the_grouse
Jello (Turquoise): / jell0puddin
Heavenly (Light Pink): / heavenlyfather
Skullker (Dark Pink): / skullker21
Eekaj (Orange): / eekajj
Mickey (Purple): / mickeymt
Geuce (Green): / @geuce1675
MUSIC ▼
Grant - Where Will We Go (Acoustic): • Grant - Where Will We ... - เกม
His sponsored videos are great tho
Like they are funny and you hardly notice that they are sponsored
So true
Hella true
True
Yup
Who said fun can't be bought
The best part of videos are the messages at the end where badger insults us, enlightens us, or hits us right in the feels
“StAnD aNd UnFoLd YoUrSelF,”
“LoNG LiVe ThE KiNg!”
Moar Bagel
agreed.
Just straight up, fuck u from badger, my fav
Hell yeah bruther
"2019, a year that could not have ended on a better note."
A innocent, naive little badger.
It was a simpler time
A better time
@@thestarwolf3312 yup
Sentences said before tragedy .
I cringed when I heard him say it. ‘Twas a simpler time
RussianBadger's resolution, "it's done when it's one" and Markipliers "keep learning, there's somuch to lesrn from mistakes and past projects" mindsets
Have helped me, and inspired me to further a project with my homies. No cap fr
By far my favorite part of this was heavenly saying how he just gets happy by seeing he made others happy. You made my day with that heavenly, Thank you.
“None of you are old enough to watch futurama” *sips slurm aggressively*
same here brother, missed that shit when they took it off netflix.
@@Beth-mp9ej I have hulu and Netflix so I’m chillin
@@justyouaveragehusky850 look at mr.middle class here affording two streaming subscriptions at the same time
@@seancruz9153 lmao
@@seancruz9153 okay sugar sandwich eater :^)
"Its definitely moar of a romantic restuarant"
"iTs A fUcKeN pOt Of CHEESE"
Thats my favorite quote by far😂
"THERE IS NO BITCH OUT THERE THAT I'M TAKING TO THE MELTING POT"
ITS NOT JUST CHEESE, There’s a main course of various exotic meats! Bro Okay?
@@n0tsparky WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE MEAT
33:33 for those wondering
@@romandrawsstuff
No-one answer that question
And this was the last time we were able to say “A year that could not have ended on a better note”
Reading this two years later…
FUCK. That hurts.😅
hearing heavenly absolutely dying in the background during that clip at 25:32 was the best
10:37 if u punch a chicken while ur hand is moving at mach 4.9, aerodynamic heating will cook the chicken upon impact
You would splatter the chicken all over the world but yeah, it works in theory
@CeeJay M if you can punch things at mach 4.9 you have different things to worry about
Time to train
pull a saitama on that b
At that speed, you would not _have_ a chicken
“THANOS IS HITTING THE WOAH ON THE ICE”
also “ If physical energy can be converted into thermal energy, how hard to I have to punch a chicken to cook it”
How hard do you have to fuck it to light it on fire?
@@wavylahti5054 FTL at least
Vanessa Rich it would take in between 460 to 920 punches if it were a Olympic boxer
to be able to punch a chicken to cook it the punch would need to go over 375,000 mph,so i doubt you could do it without burning it or destroying your arm
@@lucasahumada6913 challenge accepted
Heavenly: I'm lactose intolerant.
Also Heavenly: "eats a Dominos pizza while his teammate dies"
Brother, I am chilled here.
1:40:46
Heavenly is just like me fr
RIP Twomad.. 23 is no age to die.. no matter what
What?
@@monkeytdonut9566twomad is dead
Yeah, February of 2024. OD’d.
i also love "A bullet has someone's name on it while a grenade is more to whom it may concern, well dear grid coordinates *fires artillery*"
*shells orphanage*
Bullets: Dear...
Grenade: To whom it may concern...
AP rounds: An urgent reminder...
Aerial Bombardment: This is a public service announcement
Nukes: This is an Imperial Decree
Time stamp?
@@director1336 not in this but I'm pretty sure it's in the far cry 5 video
@@Hoovy00 yeye
“Eating a pop tart is faster than reloading”
I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life
1:38:46
I would like this comment but it’s at 69 soooooo
@@fadefizzy6408 this is the way
"LoNg LiVe ThE kInG!"
*wheezes into next year*
What a good year of content, just something fun and memorable about the old animations they had so much character.
Bold of you to assume we're all middle schoolers who haven't seen futurama, badger. I may have the maturity of a five year old, but I assure you I'm old enough to wish suicide booths were real.
Edit: also, tell heavenly this video made my day better
Smilez Thata This is by far the best comment I have ever seen
ya i would like to take on---
booth person: **shoots ya** fuck off asshole
Ok boomer
SHUT UP BABY, I KNOW IT
*Cracks open can* Liberal
“She’s saying it like a dyslexic”
As a dyslexic... u rite
Timestamp: 17:07
Same here
Totally agree as a dyslexic
45:08 “Property Damage!!!”
-Saxton Hale
RIP TwoMad. No matter your opinion on the man, it's sad to lose someone so young to such unfortunate circumstances.
"2019 a year that could not have ended on a better note!"
well... that aged poorly
Oof
It pains me.
Sorry cant like man it's at 69
@@MyName-qv3eg i'm gonna ruin it
Fuckin facts
Seeing Badger shrink in fear at the kids t-posing in front of him was truly magnificent.
YES
You'd be pumped as a kid to get a photo like that with one of your favourite creators.
A little late but all youre vids bring me joy though what I watch depends on my mood I greatly appreciate your content.
3 years late
0:11 I love how he just takes the lords the edges part out of context when the full message says that he has no illusions that he lords the edges
“Eating a pop tart is faster than reloading.”
Let's test that
Edit: Eating a poptart is indeed faster than reloading
Fav moment:
*starts eating pizza*
“Did you bring enough for the whole stream?”
“Guess what M O T H E R F U C K E R.”
*starts pouring 5 gum out of sleeved*
you fucking bet i did you libtard
*starts pulling several thousand boxes of pizzas and several million bottles of vodka out of his arse*
Why was you storing them up there’s I store mine in my duffel bag shaped like the hostage
pretty crazy to see twomad in this
As a former Alaskan child I will confirm bald eagles do indeed attack kindergarteners 36:32
Why is it that Badger's Doc model looks psychotic than in-game?
It’s the eyes
@@colinhawley8050 Yup it's Archer's eyes from the animated show... Archer.
41:14 he literally sounds like a tactical droid, its amazing
Tambor is a fool. Fire up the ship
Omg yes!
What vid is this from
vvkb😂,😂,,,mir ,,,die m mmMMM h
50:50 Them struggle meals growing up. Brings back so many memories. That sugar on white bread 👌
I watched this every year since it came out as an anniversary of sort my favorite part was everything. I appreciate your hard work badger your videos always get a good laugh out of me
We dont mind the sponsored video
Badgers year compilation might as well be called "shitpost: the movie" "Shitpost 2: Electric boogaloo"
My man this year is gonna be the sequel *SHITPOST THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO*
Haha I get it u related it to hermitcraft right????
The fact o rewatch your yearly recaps again and again every week shocks me because I usually can't sit through a movie. Idk what you do differently but it works, thanks for being here man. World couldn't have spun without you.
59:46 you made my day better heavenly
41:14
“StAnD aNd UnFoLd YoUrSelF,”
“LoNG LiVe ThE KiNg!”
This is one of my favorite skullker moments.
SuPeR SCuFfEd
“BeCoMe As GoDs”
@@RyukoKiryuin510 A fellow Android of culture. :)
"HmMmmMMm"
"HMMMMMmmmm"
Fave moment: "PARTTERSON FIRE A WARNING SHOT"
"but sir this is an m32 ROTARY GERNADE LAUNCHER"
"ah potato, potato fire a warning shot"
There is no such thing as a warning shot
Even better version.
PRIVATE, FIRE A WARNING SHOT!
But sir, this is a Dreadnou-
FIRE A WARNING SHOT GODAMMIT!
*Proceeds to rack up a 189 kill game in Battlefield 1*
same
I have the .mp4 and im proud
"gernade"
im a few years late but i love the QUALITY of all ur videos
Same
Factual
You all genuinely made my day. I enjoy and depend on a good laugh from you guys every single day.
Dude, even your worst is great. So chill out. You got to eat, so get yourself some sponsorships. Because if ya' starve, ya' can't provide me with my fix to my crippling video addiction.
The king of 3 am browsing
f a c x
Brothr zactly wa i was honna say everything was good and everything is good that bagr makes
We all gotta eat ravioli
I am the demigod of only "getting roughly an hour of sleep before enduring my 9-5 desk job.
I think my favourite thing about Gears of War is that in one of the later games, there's a shed full of tomato plants, and if you shoot them all, you get an ear full about how they were Dom's tomatoes, and you've basically massacred the last of HIS tomatoes.
F tomatos
@@Heavyflamer66 nice name
dom tomato moment
“There’s no fucking Home Depot’s around here “
Marcus gears of war 4
My favorite moment in russianbadger history is "OBJECTION, BADGER F**KING BALLIN'!"
these videos brighten my day you are the funniest group of people ive ever seen and ill always enjoy youre videos every part was my favorite cause i love it all thank badger and the rest of you for being here its helped me thru a lot thank you
10:32 Yo, Jello, someone did the math for how fast to throw that haymaker at the chicken. Gotta swing at Mach 5 speeds, my guy!
MACH 5??!!!! That is over 1400MPH faster than the SR-71!!!! How loud do you have to yeet to get to that power?
@@police428 Yes.
That Is one of my most favorite moments of all time alone with Randel fucking dies!
Amazing. I never knew I needed to know this but I feel smarter
This is interesting
1:06:50 for some odd reason I lost my shit hearing grouse say “damn, the river got em.”
Must be the delivery.
Mother Nature be acting like a real bitch right here!!!
Same
Probably that base tho
“None of you are old enough to watch Futurama” first of all, how dare you. That’s literally my favorite show and I immediately recognized the reference. I’m 20, almost 21. Randomly put it on in middle school and loved it. Seen every episode.
"2019, a year that could not have ended in a better note"
COVID-19: Allow me to introduce myself.
"It's not just cheese! There's a main course of various exotic meats!"
*"WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MEAT?"*
Grate it like cheese
Beat it
"The space book says this is bad!"
"W E L L I C A N ' T R E A D!!!"
My favorite quote.
I feel like a joke would’ve been funnier if he wasn’t a chaplain and he was a librarian instead because we all know love school faced idiots can’t read anyway
W E L L I *C A N ' T R E A D*
Cinjin Horst JUST ROAST MY FLAMES, BRUH.
@@mastersergeantjojam8069 Yeah, but a Chaplain enforces the Codex, so really, either works.
Mully: you dumbass it says no entry
Juicy: this sign can't stop me!
because I can't read...
I love coming back to your channel and just binge watching it for like the 3rd time in a week
Bro it's 12:18 of the new year and I'm watching badger best of 2019 vid. What am I doing with life
Best moment: “It says we can’t do that in the codex...”
“WELL I CAN’T READ!”
Daemonic Gerbil time please
29:35
Thanks
this codex can’t stop me because i can’t read
37:46
The turkey part is just pure gold, I had to sit and rewatch that part multiple times at like 1 AM in the mornin' just to fucking go to sleep
especially at 0.5x speed
The second greatest privilege is giving someone the privilege to do what they love everyday-the first greatest privilege is having the friends you have being there with you while you do what you love everyday.
43:45 I"M FUCKING WHEEZING HOLY FUCK "My Pants Are down" LMFAOOO
fav part
10:32
"It wasn't that funny"
That was the hardest I laughed in YEARS!!
and you can look up the guy who sorta got an answer... th-cam.com/video/LHFhnnTWMgI/w-d-xo.html
Fucking same 🤣
Badger: "2019 a year that could not have ended on a better note (...) "
Covid-19: -Is born- Well Hello there!
We're off to a great start
Murder Hornets: General Corona!!!
@@manwithaplan5503 You are a bold one
True dat
@Israel Morales Covid was merely to Crimson Herald.
My second time watching this, and by far I love how diverse your content is
rewatching all of these every year is my favorite thing ever
41:15 "Stand and unfold yourself. Long live the king!"
“Just *SoUnDs, SuPeR sCuFfEd”*
You want to go “doomslayer”
Futurama is BEPIS
Better than bepis
@@pal1d1nl1ght BEPIS × 100,000,000
futurama is my favorite show out of every show i’ve watched i just love it
You not rong
all of your videos are BANGERS!!!! i watch these when ever im down in the dumps
Dude I just started watching your video an couple days ago in 2023 and binge watching all of them and their all bangers. I have not laughed so hard in my life. Your awesome
*"Demi god"* is the proper way to describe chanka
A Demi god is below the title of God, you tryna insult our lord and saviour Chanka?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEMI?!?!
Fun Fact: Tachanka is not allowed to remove his armor, or helmet. If he does so, every woman on Earth, would immediately get 9 months pregnant.
Including myself.
I think mean the god of gods
Badger: “None of you are old enough to watch Futurama to get it”
Me: actively watching all of Futurama for the 4th time over
True doh
the qaurintene is strong with this one
Lmfao bruh get on my lvl I would be watching them for my 169th time today
indeed
RyX10 fourth? Those are rookie numbers
Just watched this again in 2023. You're doing great my guy. Your crew is awesome. Your business model is spot on. Good for you for making all the right decisions. Best of luck for the future ❤
Coming back to watch this masterpiece.
watching at nearly the end of 2020, oh how we didn't know. twas a simpler time.
With each year that passes the more our race destroys it's self and the more we loose to think one day we will all be in our 50 and badger will haved moved on in life it brings tears to my eyes every good thing must come to an end
@@thejoker-zg2ku what a way to make me depressed in 5 seconds
@@thejoker-zg2ku Bold of you to assume they won't make being 50 years old illegal.
Mid of 2021, and holy hell things are going great compared to that time
Ubi might not like him because of how he talks, but badjur was able to shitfuck his way into our hearts
Please reproduce
And into the Creator cup at Rayleigh using the sausage gun with a Tachykang helmet on
the only reason i watch badger is cause.......... well i will just summarize to oine sentence. I like to watch him cause he is creating masterpieces and im dying from laughter
an ad started playing at the perfect time.
Heavenly: If someone says, Heavenly, it's time to break up with your basic cleanser.
5:11 thanos hitting the woah
5:22 it’s my ex-wife karen!
6:02 do I aim for the head or the foot?
6:43 uwu bongo cat
6:50 balding racist
7:03 random crit noises
7:28 heavenly = spy kids thumb
9:40 fire a warning shot Patterson!
10:32 chicken punch
11:19 Florida man POV
11:55 Superman walk
13:04 the dumbass space program
13:57 *racks a shell* ready-
15:00 use code chungus
15:46 I would like to file a complaint!
18:29 S I L E N C E L I B E R A L
21:45 more uwu bongo cat
24:09 summoning jello
24:32 A S C E N D E D from eating 412 chicken nuggets
25:30 boneless pizza
28:29 uwu cat drones
29:36 well I can’t read!
29:48 heavenly as thanos
35:35 you should have aimed for my ball
37:48 skullker runs down a hallway while being a raw chicken
43:10 hear the boomer?
44:25 heavenly dunking on tanks then breaks his drywall
47:32 auto tuned hmm
50:23 sugar sandwiches & heel meals
1:03:15 hitting buckets
Thank you
21:45 what's the name of the video?
Don't mind me, just a collection of my favorite moments for me to come back to.
4:56 Randall fucking Dies
5:10 Thanos hits the woah
5:36 FUCK WHEAT
5:45 Chicago Gamers
6:23 Point and Click
6:34 I can put you in a Mansion
7:28 Thumb from Spykids/Black Lung
9:40 Warning Shot
13:57 Rapid Pumping
14:59: Use Code Chungus
15:31 Mix n’ Match
21:45: MISTOW BADJOW
24:00 Domino’s Math
28:46 Libreal Fart
29:04 Large Bucket, Large Soda
30:29 Solid Grid Coordinates
33:52 Mad Schlump
34:22 “Take what you need”
35:43 My big Ball
37:46 The Uncooked Turkey
41:05 War Facts
41:10 The Note of G
45:27 Fried Chicken Wednesday
47:31 HMmmMM
48:52 Meeting TwoMad
49:46: MOM-
50:17 German
52:32 Needa snack?
55:58 Ay bro I needa sip
56:16 Bager=Broke
57:54 My Religion
1:01:58 The Street Sweeper
1:02:17 Making fun of the Marines
1:03:44: Horaah, baby.
1:06:55 Damn, the river got em.
1:11:55 AH...AHH...AHHH
1:12:29 Tropical Horse Tranquilizers
1:14:31 Broken Spanish
1:17:48 Keep Dodging
1:20:40 R6S Tutorial.
1:22:30 Lemme get uhhh…
1:33:56 Binging with Obama
1:34:48 The French Coffee
1:35:03 Skyrim
1:37:13 CHOOT EM KEITH
Going to reply so i can come back to this
LOng LiVe ThE kInG
Lit
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even after a year, "BIG HEADASS" still fucking kills me and i don't know why
Because COVID put are brains in a never-ending loop.
Damn 49 badger videos in a year in 2019? We lucky to get 9 now lol
all of the moments were my favorite, you're one of the only TH-camrs that consistently make me laugh (I know this is late but still)
1:33:57 and 1:34:56 are my favourite moments, great Obama impression, and JELLO. IS. A. GOD. And also badger, all you’re content is so good, sponsored or unsponsored, story of a game/character or 100% funny juice, even games I don’t like I’ll still tune into your videos to watch, your charisma for TH-cam is great, and I’m sure I speak for most people here, don’t stop doing what you’re doing, it’s working, thanks badger, you’re great
You forgot
37:50
Honestly yep
Everyone forgot 1:03:53
Holy Russian Empire Productions yes I did thanks for reminding me
^^ What he said ^^ but a little less homo. ;) JK BROTHER!!
I just love seeing the friendship being able to last so long and wish I had that myself
44:24 YEET!!!! *BOOM*
“Roses are red, violets are blue, help me I’m wanted in four different states for thirteen accounts of home invasion from the year 2003 to the year 2006.”
wow you to thought I was the only one dame
Jordan Miles what
Soviet Bear yeah but it’s somehow funnier if it doesn’t rhyme
“Chicago gamers be like: Cover me I’m going to Walmart.” It gets me every time. Easily my favorite moment from this year. I’m a long time fan-keep it up Badger.
I lived in Detroit, which is the next closest thing-also I’m sure the porch story is from Detroit
26:57 "We could rule this city spiderma-"
One of the top moments for this year as far as your content is definitely 5v5 basketball convo
Fav moment:
Skullker using his auto-tune.
I would kill for Skullker to use the AutoTune to read an entire part of Hamlet
41:05
OverLordMauS
Oh yes~
It SoUndS suPEr sCufFed
Hmmmm
HmmMmMmMM
*HMM*
"none of you are old enough to watch futurama"
Me: *Cries in corner*
Sees youtooz responds in futurama "shutup and take my money"
"THE MOAR YOU PUMP IT, THE HARDER IT HITS, RIGHT?!" Sounded good in my head.
Love this video como never gets old, just like the McDonald's ads I get despite working there for over a year lol
I appreciate just how much of “Operation: Yoink The Declaration” is in this
47:32 is the best thinking sound ever btw, would put it as the sound that plays when i'm thinking if I could
I love you and your videos badger. I know this comment is super late but I go back and watch your videos all the time. Thank you for making me smile, something I don't do a lot of these days. Thank you.
The greatest moments if a bygone Era in badger's content. If only we could go back to this
Reused like, 3 clips badger
JUNGE
jp2cool4u I love based badger it’s the best
Just had to get it over 1 hour for the ads, disgraceful.
SomeGenericMeme that’s a bruh moment for you
Am I the only person that knows what he said when he said junge
Like no one doing german here
Is boy
Badger: "Payday 2 could have been a banger, but im doing those next year"
Me: HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
Fast forward to like a week ago when he posted pay day two
@@christophervargas305 And it was a BANGER
@@MaskOfLimbo an absolute BANGER indeed!!!
*we call this a difficulty tweak*
@@Mafira1071 *WOLOLOLO INTENSIFIES!*
3:41
Yeah... that turned out well huh?
Dude like you are the only guy who i actually watch the sponsors because you are a good youruber and you have the best sponsors
"none of you are old enough to watch Futrurama." Cries in 32 years old.
14:34 He a little confused, but he got the spirit.
This video is hilarious! I was smiling from beginning to end
43:55 how to deal with naughty girls