Jake Singer I mean, I always expect James to ruin something, but something like mead is a long-term project. It doesn't even stand a chance. The introduction of an unsanitized object is gonna turn it into a gross science project and just ruin the experience. :/
Something about his this video is about the future, makes me super sad, knowing the meed wasnt even finished until the creatures no longer existed. Than it went bad
The moment I saw James I just started shaking my head, him being around mead brewing is like a child around heavy machinery... It isn't going to end well for all involved.
I dont know how many other churches do it, but whenever mine does communion the cups on on a circular dish and the ones at the center are grape juice while the rest are wine. The grape juice is for the younger individuals and anyone who doesnt want wine at 11 am, but there is wine there. Maybe Jordan's church was different.
When I was younger, I went to a church for my Great Grandmothers funeral, and we had communion wine, and it was actual red wine. Don't lose hope James!
home brewed here, just so you know to ensure your yeast does not put out bad flavors you need to aerte it (stir and slosh) once daily for the first one third of fermenttion time, after that let it sit
I just want everyone to notice the people commenting "hisssssss" is probably extremely young... Not only that but it's more than likely a phase... They'll get over it and the new "meme" will die like most do.
honestly I've never hated spam until this "hiss" bullshit, I mean yeah at least its not people complaining about arbitrary things in the video but holy shit I've seen it in every video's comment section when I just wanted to read something funny. I have no idea who reptilian guy is and now frankly I don't care enough to even check him out, I know it isn't his fault his fanbase is beating on a dead horse but still its annoying. There's no context for those who don't watch him so it seems out of place, and stupid. I'm sorry if what I'm saying seems stupid but this is at least the 15th video (16 if you include the 1 livestream I watched) were it was just a wall of "hiss" and nothing relating to the video itself... Its basically, if not worse than that pressfarttocontinue guy or whatever his name was.
***** Oh man... I'm so wounded by your comment, even though we don't know each other... I might even die it hurts sooo much. If you think thats a biography you're gonna have a lot of fun in college . I go outside its nice out I take a walk its still nice out, but since its night time I really can't, and how does a comment complaining about how stupid this hiss thing tell you about my daily in take of "outside"?
Stand strong lone wolf. We'll make it through these tough times. In fact it'll only be a couple of days until these pre-pubescent fucks find some other thing to annoy the fuck out of everyone they come in contact with.
whoever edits these videos (I think it was either spencer or dan or both?? I dont remember) are fuckin geniuses with the music cues. like as soon as James walked in instead of the medieval songsy type it switched to one that was more playful and carnival-y and that just delighted me thank you guys
Ok creatures as i wine maker im going to describe how to make wine for you all. Step 1. Get a 3-4 gallon bucket (food grade) at lowes, 3 feet of clear plastic tube, duct tape, shampoo, 4-6 pounds of sugar ( yes you need alot of sugar) , and you can research how much fruit you need to put for 3-4 gallons of wine. Step 2. Drill a hole in the top of your bucket lid about the size of your tube.Get some dawn dish soap and wash everything. Step 3. get a big pot and boil the amount of water you need, when it gets to a boil you add your sugar, so if you are making say 4 gallons of wine, you need 3ish gallons of water, 4-6 pounds of sugar, depends on how sweet your fruit is, and 5-15 depending on the wine (variant in fruit that is) of fruit. Step 4. While your water sugar mix cool to below 120F, you need to start either crushing peeling or blending ( in a blender) your fruit, for some fruits you can freeze them and then thaw them out ( will make them softer) or to speed up the ripening stage you can put all your fruit into brown paper bags for a few days, OR, you can get pasteurized fruit juice with no added chemicals or things that would stop it from degrading over time. depending on the wine you are making you can find out how much juice you need. Step 5. Now that your water is cool enough you can put it into your bucket, take some of it out in a small cup, empty your pack of yeast into it, and then stir for about 1min. Step 6. Add your fruit stuff, or juice, into the water, then add your started yeast. Now mix for a few mins. Step 7. Put the lid on and then put the tube flush with the hole. Now get out the duct tape and tape that down. USE ALOT OF TAPE. next run the other end of that tube into a bottle of shampoo ( so your home or office doesnt smell like Jame's butt hole) i always tape the tube down to the shampoo bottle then the shampoo bottle to the bucket (so it all stays together) Step 8. For the first 3 weeks give that bucket a good shake once a week, after that wait two weeks then shake once a week for 3 more. Step 9. Buy some mason gars, cheese cloth and another bucket, CLEAN THE BUCKET BEFORE STEP 10!!! Step 10. Put the cheese cloth over your new bucket, get a big spoan or something, and strain your wine through it. Step 11. Taste it, some people like strong wine, some people like sweet wine, understand this, you can add sugar to taste if you want it sweeter, also understand this, you wont get all the yeast out the first time you strain it ( unless you are a cool guy like me) so if you add sugar a month or so down the line it may just be a lot stronger. Step 12. Bottle it, i always use mason gars, cause i like to drink, and i store my wine in my house away from sun light, and it is all temp controlled so i dont really care, but it is up to you what you use to bottle it in. Step 13. Drink it, Get hammered, other stuff~ True wine does get better over time, your batch of wine will taste alot better after six months in a bottle slowly refining its taste then after 1month, but you can drink it, it is safe. Step 14. If you dont get everything out of your filtration proc. then every month or so you need to filter it ( basically wait till the junk is at the bottom of the bottle, this is also why i use mason jars makes it easy~) STEP 15!!!!!.......there is no step 15~ Step 16. Understand this. while fermenting you can leave it for several months to half a year before you filter it, all depends on how lazy you are. How ever, it only takes about a month before your wine is ready for filtering, bottling and so one, so no you dont have to wait half a year before you drink it. All of this knowledge comes from the better part of 15 years of making wine, and less than legal liquor. Since the age of about 10 i was helping make back woods liquor and wine so i do know what i am talking about. Also, you should have added about 2 pounds of sugar to your mead, trust me.
Here's an idea. Go to Bevmo(I'm sure they have loads of them in Colorado) and pick up some mead there yourselves. Since you guys wan't to taste it so badly. I've had it, it's a very unique tasting beverage. It has a good amount of sweetness, but it tastes like wine more then anything. Maybe when your homebrewed Mead is done, you guys can compare it to the real stuff.
How the hell did i miss this! Mead for the people! :O
+Robbaz Hm, a comment lost in the spam.
+Robbaz yea we are both late
+Robbaz men jävlar! knugen av YT är här ;) du borde visa dom hur man verkligen gör det! ;)
+TrinimacNG actually it's just late, he commented this 2 days ago and the video was a few weeks ago.
+Robbaz You should invite these guys onto Cooking with the Kock someday and dazzle them with your manly cooking skills.
What did James throw in the mead? I couldn't see it.
+Razza Clarke Good one
+Razza Clarke I see what you did there. Or should I say I couldn't see....
+Razza Clarke JOHN CENAAAA
+Razza Clarke I really don't see the point of replying
+Razza Clarke but you thought you cena something?
3:00 Don't you mean...un-CENA-tized?!?!
DA DADA DAHHHHHH DA DADA DAHHHHHHHHH
I think you mean 🎺🎺🎺🎺
🎺🎺🎺🎺
🎺🎺🎺🎺
🎺🎺🎺🎺
+Lucas Chetyrbuk don't you mean door door*must be old as heck due to being spoopy
+Asian Assassin God damn it Barb...
I wonder if The Creatures still make that Mead with the Juniper berries mixed in.
+FallenGamersUSK Only for executions!
The one that vilod from helgen used to make? Was sweet on a girl from there once.
+Razza Clarke The Imperial guards and walls used to make me feel so safe...
+FallenGamersUSK I love you for this lol
+FallenGamersUSK THIS MUST BE A MISTAKE IM NOT A REBEL
U CAN'T SEE MEAD
Hissss
You should feel terrible.
+thecreaturehub WHO WROTE THIS COMMENT TELL ME I WANT TO KNOW NOW
+Inotluk1 HELLO MY REPTILAIN BROTHER, WE SSSSHALL SSSSSSTRIKE SSSSSSSOON
+Si1entB1ade ㅗ애쥬쇼내후댜 decode that hissss
"What'd you do, did you look at it?" Jesus Christ shots fired hahaha.
#YOBO
Fuck you
HISSSSSSSSSS
+thecreaturehub I love you James.. WTF lol
No more puns, Jordan.
+thecreaturehub next they'll be growing their own john cena weed. that og :)
I cant see John Cena...
HE MUST BE A .....
MUUUUUUTTAAAANNNNTTTT
Or a reptile hisssssssss.... Never thought I say that
+cameron grimm REPTILIAN BROTHERHOOD
+(Present Day) Professor Xavier i missed you
+(Present Day) Professor Xavier or a reptilian
+MajesticPubes HISSSSSSS
Robbaz and the Creatures are going to have a mead battle now.
+Pryban It will be GLO-RI-OUS!!!
I was looking through the comments for any Robbaz type comments and I found one
+Custombee I wish there was a comment from Robbaz himself.
+Pryban Its seems like they copied off of Robbaz.
+Johnathan Goraj I don't know, but it is quite suspicious in the timing.
Ironically, Cena outlasted James...
JOOOOOOOOOOOHN CCCCEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNAAAAAAA
+Rome omg!
+Spoder Men You are not the real Spoderman
+thecreaturehub hisssssss
+Rome DADADA DAAAAAAAA DADADA DAAAAAAAAA
+Rome NIKKIIIIIIIIIIIII BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2022 still wishing I could have tasted thier mead 😔😭 pls come back
Is anyone also here in 2021. Rip creatures
You don't get drunk off of this, you gain hustle, loyalty, and respect.
I have zero faith that the mead will turn out good
+Dog Cop It's gonna grow mold before it even gets anywhere near drinkable cause of the cena figure.
+Micah Montoya Leave it to James to ruin a good thing.
Jake Singer I mean, I always expect James to ruin something, but something like mead is a long-term project. It doesn't even stand a chance.
The introduction of an unsanitized object is gonna turn it into a gross science project and just ruin the experience. :/
Micah Montoya Yeah i understood that XD I'm just not surprised at all that James busted in there and immediately ruined the whole endeavor lol
Jake Singer It literally only took him one second to ruin it xD
Something about his this video is about the future, makes me super sad, knowing the meed wasnt even finished until the creatures no longer existed.
Than it went bad
The moment I saw James I just started shaking my head, him being around mead brewing is like a child around heavy machinery... It isn't going to end well for all involved.
Already with you guys for so many years. 6 months is nothing!
Jordan: "Joe, James unsanitized the mead"
Joe: "What'd he do? Look at it?"
Oh shit Joe the savage
Jordan saying yeast is made out of bread made my day xD Funny as hell
I miss these days... feelsbadman
Man....how many times I've watched this video...
JOHNNNNN MEADAAAAAAA
+Behold The Monado haha
+thecreaturehub holy shit i got a response
+Behold The Monado I'm proud
+Behold The Monado good job. You earned a gold sticker
"That's pretty good there"
"No it's not"
"Yes it is, it's honey and water!"
Oh my sides after that interaction
Your videos are the best
+michael snow thanks for watching!
+thecreaturehub Thanks for making videos
+thecreaturehub hopefully the champ spices the mead
Jordan: "Joe, James unsanitized it"
Joe "What, did you (James) look at it?"
#REKT
you guys are amazing XD
you guys are gods XD
+Reckless Plays Games thanks so are you!
+thecreaturehub Cow Chop is cool now
+thecreaturehub HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
*were
I dont know how many other churches do it, but whenever mine does communion the cups on on a circular dish and the ones at the center are grape juice while the rest are wine. The grape juice is for the younger individuals and anyone who doesnt want wine at 11 am, but there is wine there. Maybe Jordan's church was different.
this is the earliest I've ever been to a creature hub video lol
+Emmanuel Aldaraca same
me too
NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCKING
***** fuck the birds
***** fuck you and fuck airplane
I've never laughed at Joe's "Good ____!" joke but i lost it when he said "Good Yeast!"
LOL "did he look at it" xDD
james is like that project partner that just fucks around while everyone in the group does all the work.
These days everyone has johncena posters and shrines in their homes, atleast me.
So does death the kid thanks to soul eater, yet Yato hasn't got one in noragami
+Nada Two maybe its in soul eater Not
Nada Two shit its death the kid xD
Cena has been popular for the past 10 years, it's not something new.
And then The Real John Fucking Cena comes outta no where and Rkos the doll of him lol
"Joe, James unsanitized the mead!"
"What'd he do, look at it?"
SAVAGE
is this Black Briar Mead
+Kably Ryan Yes
+Kably Ryan its johnningbrew
THE BEST MEED IN SKYRIM!!! MADE WITH THE HIGH ELVES AND NORDS CUM
I am so glad I learned about fermentation in biology this week. and also about yeast.
For some reason, I read it as 'naked' instead of 'mead'
+tomhemming We all secretly wish it was.
+David Shen You could just look up images of John Cena naked on google...
+tomhemming I did the same...
Fail
1:52 that was the most funny thing I've seen all day XXDD
I wonder if The Creatures will still be together when the mead is done...oh wait
When I was younger, I went to a church for my Great Grandmothers funeral, and we had communion wine, and it was actual red wine. Don't lose hope James!
I thought you guys were saying MEAT and i was like wtf how do you create meat
+metaknightdemon I was confused for almost the entire episode haha
Ask the school lunch ladies. They have some experience making fake meat.
From the body of John Cena, apparently
Go to McDonald's... They'll teach you.. They have fake everything. But it still tastes good.
When a mommy, and daddy love each other very much
6:44 I love it when James deflates.
John Cena is so amazing he could probably beat El Luchador in a fight
Love Your Shirt Jordan Love It!!
This was a year ago? .....
KarlBatacers This comment was a year ago?
@@Kyle17206 this comment was 2 years ago?
home brewed here, just so you know to ensure your yeast does not put out bad flavors you need to aerte it (stir and slosh) once daily for the first one third of fermenttion time, after that let it sit
Why did James have a girls lacrosse stick 😂😂😂
2:47 I guess Jordon didn't see that coming
HAHAHAHA!!!
Ok bye.
I love you Joe. Notice me bb
+FelixIsCrazed hiii
Holy fucking shit
Hisssssssss
+I like to write useless comments on youtube videos shut the fuck up
+Mr. Ex0tic_D4nny his name should tell you how much he caresssssss
" Joe, James unsanitised it. What'd he do look at it ? " I laughed a lot more at that than I should have.
"Joe! James unsanitized it!"
"Whatcha do did you look at it?"
Joe is a fuckin savage
Robbaz started brewing on his last video too and since he is a chef, he did pretty good job i must say.
HISSSSSS
+Max fuck off
Anorexic Whale HISSSSS?
+Max Get the fuck out
NutmegModz I want to tell you about my hisssstooryyyy
+Max I don't want to hear it. Get laid
James reminds me of andy dwyer from parks and rec a lot. Especially 2:36
I just want everyone to notice the people commenting "hisssssss" is probably extremely young... Not only that but it's more than likely a phase... They'll get over it and the new "meme" will die like most do.
***** That's fucking stupid... They should stick in their own channel
+Paiton G god these comments are even me miss the arrow to the knee comments and thats saying something
***** Yeah... true so I hope that (like the brofist) it dies down... Hopefully...
What's the next trend going to be? Spamming links to cat videos on youtube?
Golden Robodude What about spamming links on animals mating?
The instructions must've been written by an Italian, "...the more times a the better."
MU BROTHERS OUR NEW TARGET IS HEAR HIIISSSSSSSSS ALL YOU CAN HIISSSSSSSSSS
You guys are my favorite. ❤️
now i can say this... and his name is...
DomDaBomb.
JOHN CENA!
robbaz
Ur a weeb
Hiss
Meade is my last name and this video made me feel awkward
+FlameFacedManiac only thing that could make you even more uncomfortable is if you first name was John and middle name Cena
+FlameFacedManiac it *mead* you feel awkward?
+FlameFacedManiac lol you had john cena inside you
What about a small section in the hub videos called "MEAD HUB" And it's you guys venting the bucket and smelling/tasting??? I'd love it
Why the fuck is everybody writing hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?
A youtuber named LeafyIsHere is the reptilian God. So yeah.
reptillians gon get you HISSSSSSSS
Reptilians shall rule TH-cam, hisssssssss.
And he's relevant because?
Leafyishere is a prick
"Shouldn't we just go get a six pack?" Wiser words have never been spoken.
Yep. It's time to install AlienTube. Fuck this hiss shit.
This video was the start of something amazing
honestly I've never hated spam until this "hiss" bullshit, I mean yeah at least its not people complaining about arbitrary things in the video but holy shit I've seen it in every video's comment section when I just wanted to read something funny. I have no idea who reptilian guy is and now frankly I don't care enough to even check him out, I know it isn't his fault his fanbase is beating on a dead horse but still its annoying. There's no context for those who don't watch him so it seems out of place, and stupid. I'm sorry if what I'm saying seems stupid but this is at least the 15th video (16 if you include the 1 livestream I watched) were it was just a wall of "hiss" and nothing relating to the video itself... Its basically, if not worse than that pressfarttocontinue guy or whatever his name was.
***** Oh man... I'm so wounded by your comment, even though we don't know each other... I might even die it hurts sooo much. If you think thats a biography you're gonna have a lot of fun in college . I go outside its nice out I take a walk its still nice out, but since its night time I really can't, and how does a comment complaining about how stupid this hiss thing tell you about my daily in take of "outside"?
***** sorry I feel like I was a little harsh with out meaning to be, but I'm glad we could settle it.
+Unknown Lone Wolf HISSSSSSSS
Stand strong lone wolf. We'll make it through these tough times. In fact it'll only be a couple of days until these pre-pubescent fucks find some other thing to annoy the fuck out of everyone they come in contact with.
Judging by the title, I can already tell this is gonna be a good video
whoever edits these videos (I think it was either spencer or dan or both?? I dont remember) are fuckin geniuses with the music cues. like as soon as James walked in instead of the medieval songsy type it switched to one that was more playful and carnival-y and that just delighted me thank you guys
Ok creatures as i wine maker im going to describe how to make wine for you all.
Step 1. Get a 3-4 gallon bucket (food grade) at lowes, 3 feet of clear plastic tube, duct tape, shampoo, 4-6 pounds of sugar ( yes you need alot of sugar) , and you can research how much fruit you need to put for 3-4 gallons of wine.
Step 2. Drill a hole in the top of your bucket lid about the size of your tube.Get some dawn dish soap and wash everything.
Step 3. get a big pot and boil the amount of water you need, when it gets to a boil you add your sugar, so if you are making say 4 gallons of wine, you need 3ish gallons of water, 4-6 pounds of sugar, depends on how sweet your fruit is, and 5-15 depending on the wine (variant in fruit that is) of fruit.
Step 4. While your water sugar mix cool to below 120F, you need to start either crushing peeling or blending ( in a blender) your fruit, for some fruits you can freeze them and then thaw them out ( will make them softer) or to speed up the ripening stage you can put all your fruit into brown paper bags for a few days, OR, you can get pasteurized fruit juice with no added chemicals or things that would stop it from degrading over time. depending on the wine you are making you can find out how much juice you need.
Step 5. Now that your water is cool enough you can put it into your bucket, take some of it out in a small cup, empty your pack of yeast into it, and then stir for about 1min.
Step 6. Add your fruit stuff, or juice, into the water, then add your started yeast. Now mix for a few mins.
Step 7. Put the lid on and then put the tube flush with the hole. Now get out the duct tape and tape that down. USE ALOT OF TAPE. next run the other end of that tube into a bottle of shampoo ( so your home or office doesnt smell like Jame's butt hole) i always tape the tube down to the shampoo bottle then the shampoo bottle to the bucket (so it all stays together)
Step 8. For the first 3 weeks give that bucket a good shake once a week, after that wait two weeks then shake once a week for 3 more.
Step 9. Buy some mason gars, cheese cloth and another bucket, CLEAN THE BUCKET BEFORE STEP 10!!!
Step 10. Put the cheese cloth over your new bucket, get a big spoan or something, and strain your wine through it.
Step 11. Taste it, some people like strong wine, some people like sweet wine, understand this, you can add sugar to taste if you want it sweeter, also understand this, you wont get all the yeast out the first time you strain it ( unless you are a cool guy like me) so if you add sugar a month or so down the line it may just be a lot stronger.
Step 12. Bottle it, i always use mason gars, cause i like to drink, and i store my wine in my house away from sun light, and it is all temp controlled so i dont really care, but it is up to you what you use to bottle it in.
Step 13. Drink it, Get hammered, other stuff~ True wine does get better over time, your batch of wine will taste alot better after six months in a bottle slowly refining its taste then after 1month, but you can drink it, it is safe.
Step 14. If you dont get everything out of your filtration proc. then every month or so you need to filter it ( basically wait till the junk is at the bottom of the bottle, this is also why i use mason jars makes it easy~)
STEP 15!!!!!.......there is no step 15~
Step 16. Understand this. while fermenting you can leave it for several months to half a year before you filter it, all depends on how lazy you are. How ever, it only takes about a month before your wine is ready for filtering, bottling and so one, so no you dont have to wait half a year before you drink it.
All of this knowledge comes from the better part of 15 years of making wine, and less than legal liquor. Since the age of about 10 i was helping make back woods liquor and wine so i do know what i am talking about. Also, you should have added about 2 pounds of sugar to your mead, trust me.
Oh boy! Who's excited to wait half a year to see how this works out?
Iv'e watched this series hundreds of times...
Another great episode brought to you by The Creatures. xD
I almost thought this was the return of EL LUCHADOR!!
the more sugar you put in the yeast reacts with it and makes the alcohol percentage stronger
James is the CHAMP!!!
Joe James unsanatized the Mead, what did he look at it. I lost it HHAHAHAH
Artist Joe and Jordan should be each other for Halloween.
Does anyone know where they got the kit? If I remember they got it in the fan mail, but did they ever mention the branding of the kit?
"I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead" -Every Skyrim Npc
Hmm, Robbaz also made honey mead. Two mead videos, great!
Nova is funny from this side of the camera but if i was there id probably be pissed xD
So who took the psat?
Koots: "Joooe... James unsanitized it."
Joe: "What'd chu do, did you look at it?"
I'm dying.
mead usually takes about 3-6 days or 1/2 week to ferment if you mess it up it will probably just become water infused with taste not mead
I was gonna watch this video in public but after 3 minutes in, I just couldn't hold in the laughter anymore. So, guess I gotta wait 😑
"joo James unsanitized the mead"
Jo: whatd he do look at it ? 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 #savagry
"There's a germ at the door"
When Seamus returns I expect another Minecraft series
i swear artist joes makes the best wtf faces
2:51 RKO OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!
" I got this cool spoon. "
Joe, if you're seeing this, You're my new favorite person.
Thankssssss for the attention you are only fueling the brotherhood HIIIIIISSSSSSS
I swear ive heard the word mead like 100 times this past week from youtube and school
these guys still alive, haven't seen them since gassy was kicked out.
By the time this mead is done, seamoose should be here to drink it like a true irish
Here's an idea. Go to Bevmo(I'm sure they have loads of them in Colorado) and pick up some mead there yourselves. Since you guys wan't to taste it so badly. I've had it, it's a very unique tasting beverage. It has a good amount of sweetness, but it tastes like wine more then anything. Maybe when your homebrewed Mead is done, you guys can compare it to the real stuff.
Artist Joe is so fucking funny, "JOE, James unsanitized the mead :(!!!" "What'd you do, look at it?"
Oh god this reminds me of when Gus from rooster teeth made beer, it stank up the whole podcast set. I can only imagine what I'll do to their office.
9:29 Well played, Hordan.
someone needs to send jordan a full set of cubs stuff.
Are they actually getting pure thc out of the yeast or they actually making mead