"Shit Bad Scrum Masters Say"

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  • @MrMula81
    @MrMula81 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Disagree and commit."
    Hahaha :)

  • @tkashem2000
    @tkashem2000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Very funny. I shared this video with the Scrum Master in our organization.

    • @lvfrmabv
      @lvfrmabv 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +tauhid kashem - will do it too

  • @srikanthappanabhotla4924
    @srikanthappanabhotla4924 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That's not an impediment :) great video

  • @ToddCantalupo
    @ToddCantalupo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This video cracks me up every time. Nice work!

  • @mapleshaft
    @mapleshaft 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Nearly a laugh but really a cry. I live this every day and on every scrum team at every company in my entire career, except EVEN WORSE. I wish actually wish this guy was my scrum master instead of the psycopathic micromanagers that I have seen do "scrum"

  • @kevingrave
    @kevingrave 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love it! Even better after meeting you at the Scrum Gathering in Vegas!

  • @JorgeEscobarMX
    @JorgeEscobarMX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    As a programmer, I find hard to find those phrases any funny at all.

    • @98luk45
      @98luk45 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ricardo Escobar You mean you found them annoying because you got the worst of it all? Not funny for you, but it would be funny for others. What I did find funny though, is the broken laptop part; since I did the exact same thing to a non-productive member who made excuses at every meeting for not getting work done.

    • @JorgeEscobarMX
      @JorgeEscobarMX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      98luk45
      Is it me, or is the manager not needed at all. What I mean is, if you remove the manager, how much performance will you get/lose really?

    • @Apearia
      @Apearia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the point of the video is exactly this: the SM is NOT there to manage the team. S/he's there to facilitate, coach, remove impediments. A good SM is the opposite of this one. Fun for those that know Scrum properly

    • @JorgeEscobarMX
      @JorgeEscobarMX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Scrum was born from the minds of actual programmers. Let's keep discipline as developers and programmers, implement Scrum in our daily activities, comunicate with the team, and keep managers out of the way.

  • @MarcMiller22
    @MarcMiller22 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ugh. There are... no words...

  • @wagnermnunes1981
    @wagnermnunes1981 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is gold! :)

  • @kunle4
    @kunle4 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Excellent scrum master, probably why he got a call from google

  • @CasualMisinformationSpreader
    @CasualMisinformationSpreader 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The funny thing is this is probably what all "scrum masters" want to say to their teams.

  • @scotty7
    @scotty7 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:10 catchy tune, bro

  • @ahmedam77
    @ahmedam77 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing

  • @DanielDuese
    @DanielDuese 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great Video :-)
    Can you tell me the name of the song used as mobilephone ringtone? Or where I can get it?

  • @rijatru
    @rijatru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know someone like that.

  • @johnmalonson4395
    @johnmalonson4395 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi-larious!

  • @startxxx1991
    @startxxx1991 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A.S.M.A.B

  • @timothyguay
    @timothyguay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ROLF!!!

    • @GrayHateborn
      @GrayHateborn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rolling on the Loor Flaughing?

  • @TheCuteakshara
    @TheCuteakshara 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol

  • @p-sz
    @p-sz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like this one, but I can't share it at work with the profanity in the title. Can you post an alternate version? Seems like there is no profanity except in the title and the onscreen title.

  • @edujobe10
    @edujobe10 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    jajajajajajajaja hilarious!!!

  • @buzzedlunne6668
    @buzzedlunne6668 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Guys guys I am soon to be a Scrum Master.. this video has every potential to make me one of the most hated guys at work man... i hope my scrum team don't see this. I'll hate to hear them say, "Boy i can totally relate" or get any funny ideas to boot me out :D :D