I have eaten a 90 count of cheese totinos pizza rolls in one night and let me tell you, wait till they get lukewarm and you can just *slam* them like nothing.
I'm only 30 seconds in, and I want it on record that I've eaten the full 90 several times and am still technically alive. It does do weird things to your GI tract for a couple days though, especially on the far end.
@@ultimateninjaboi hooo I just straight up barked out a cackle that startled a grown man. This absolutely deserved its own separate comment on this goof. 10/10 would recommend. 😂👌
Tfw you listen to this and you realize that you're 22 and it's been a full decade since you've last had pizza rolls, and you wonder at what point your life went wrong
I'm English. We do not have pizza rolls. I'm lying in my bed, staring at the ceiling, laughing uncontrollably, and wondering what the hell a pizza roll is. 10/10 would watch again
It is a rotund rectangle of pastry filled with a squired of tomato sauces and tiny cubes of “cheese”. Never heat evenly and always end up lace hot in the center. Typical party finger food. For like sports gatherings and kid get togethers
I just though of it as those cheese rolls you can order with your pizza instead of the crust. Just a cheese roll crusted pizza. (South Africa, Romans pizza)
"...three pounds of pizza rolls. Mannn... that's gonna be a rough night, huh? Pizza in the morning, pizza after school time, pizza never a-goddamn-gain." Justin. JUSTIN. 🤣🤣 I just -rewound- ? -rewinded- ? I kept rewinding this small couple seconds of audio because it just tickled me so gd much. 😭👌
I've never had a pizza roll but based on what we have in Canada, what I assumed is yes you will be killed. I wasn't aware they were tiny lol, I thought they were pop tart sized
Kory Neff TheFatNinjaGroup Not tryna start a war here. We're all Mbmbam fans here so by default we're all friends but your pallets are fucked up and you have a bad taste in snacks
I have eaten a 90 count of cheese totinos pizza rolls in one night and let me tell you, wait till they get lukewarm and you can just *slam* them like nothing.
Daveyog why would you eat the cheese kind bruh
Just came back, mad respect thanks for the tips
one time i ate an entire 90 count bag and a week later i was taken to the er for kidney stones
I would say correlation does not equal causation, but all things considered...
Holy Cow Batman!
I'm only 30 seconds in, and I want it on record that I've eaten the full 90 several times and am still technically alive.
It does do weird things to your GI tract for a couple days though, especially on the far end.
SeaTimeless "technically"
For business or pleasure?
Just need TotinAway to clean all that blood out of your underwear
@@Sammie1053 lol
@@ultimateninjaboi hooo I just straight up barked out a cackle that startled a grown man.
This absolutely deserved its own separate comment on this goof. 10/10 would recommend. 😂👌
Tfw you listen to this and you realize that you're 22 and it's been a full decade since you've last had pizza rolls, and you wonder at what point your life went wrong
We're young, we still have time to right these wrongs!
It's pizza time, bois.
@@AlexanderHarris yes!!!!!
I'm English. We do not have pizza rolls. I'm lying in my bed, staring at the ceiling, laughing uncontrollably, and wondering what the hell a pizza roll is.
10/10 would watch again
As a fellow UKer, I think they're like a teeny tiny Greggs pasty/yorkshire pasty filled with sauce and cheese and pepperoni I guess
It is a rotund rectangle of pastry filled with a squired of tomato sauces and tiny cubes of “cheese”. Never heat evenly and always end up lace hot in the center. Typical party finger food. For like sports gatherings and kid get togethers
I just though of it as those cheese rolls you can order with your pizza instead of the crust. Just a cheese roll crusted pizza. (South Africa, Romans pizza)
its like a tiny calzone
I ate 40 when I was 11 or 12 years old. I felt like I was dying and i forced myself to vomit because I was scared at how I felt.
god bless our troops
I give you the #1 Totino's spokesmen in podcasting!
I really like this clip and I think it's underrated. It gives off a vibe of them just sort of fucking around and I dig it
for anyone as worried as i was about the pizza is a vegetable thing: they actually ruled that pizza *sauce* counted as a serving of vegetables.
what are you doing in congress, congress?
"What are you doing in congress, congress!?"
Ok but the human stomach is equipped to eat 4 pounds of food per day, so she probably could do it
Heather Hewitt not 4 pounds of THAT
I too desire pizza rolls.
One time my chihuahua managed to steal my bag of frozen pizza rolls off the fridge and he ate the whole thing and didn’t die
this whole thing applies to me
Oh man, your sn bums me out. 😂😂😂
I don't mean that rudely because it did also make me cackle for 5 mins, so there that's 👌
"...three pounds of pizza rolls. Mannn... that's gonna be a rough night, huh? Pizza in the morning, pizza after school time, pizza never a-goddamn-gain."
Justin. JUSTIN. 🤣🤣
I just -rewound- ? -rewinded- ? I kept rewinding this small couple seconds of audio because it just tickled me so gd much. 😭👌
nice
This comment section is full of daring, dastardly dogs.
I feel almost personally attacked by this clip...
wait did he say Edward Elric?
Idk about letting the Church decide what foods are, given that they declared beaver and seagull to be fish.
I've never had a pizza roll but based on what we have in Canada, what I assumed is yes you will be killed. I wasn't aware they were tiny lol, I thought they were pop tart sized
Ive never liked pizza rolls id rather have a frozen pizza or nuggets if i need finger food
Oh, so this is why they don't want ppl to listen to pre ep 100...
Bagel Bites are better than Pizza Rolls
Dalton Swayze while i agree with you, you've probably just started a war
I've always been a Hot Pockets Pal myself, but fair point. Nonetheless, we may be starting a war here
I've always been a Tyson's Anytizer, but I see where you're coming from. However, I am afraid we've started a war here.
Kory Neff TheFatNinjaGroup Not tryna start a war here. We're all Mbmbam fans here so by default we're all friends but your pallets are fucked up and you have a bad taste in snacks
Totinos stuffed nachos were best of all though.