Get into contact with Gordon Ramsay and ask him to make Michelin 5 star prison meal out of commissary food items. He have done many prison related shows and there is chance he jumps on board for this mutually beneficial publicity stunt.
It would be good buttttt. Gordo is on a whole other level he has a ass wiper... Gords would be way to busy for Joe and I don't think they would like each other, Joe will call Gordo a Dogg and Gordo will reply with pompous twat
@@joshuashultz6173 yeah- probably too busy,but he is usually up for pranks and ready for shit and giggles. Same with Joe. Gordon's brother had serious drug addiction problems and was many times in prison. Joe agenda to help such people may resonate well with Gordon Ramsay. You never know. All Joe have to do is introduce the idea for Gordon. Worst thing what can happen- he is too busy to take a part. It can be even online video for APS using items boys sent to him.
Well you are just so special you are watching all the ads. I got some news for you Joe doesn't give a rat's ass about you or you're financial problems.
wayne Earp, you’re just salty, that you don’t have the following that Joe has. Otherwise, why even comment? Unhappy people are the only ones trying to tear someone else down.
Hey bro just wanted to say. I've never been to prison but I am a chef and I have been one for almost 12 years. this is absolutely my favorite video that you have done
I thought i was gonna hate this video but instead I really enjoyed watching. I like how serious you guys took the whole 5 star thing. It was really funny. Hope you keep this going
Look, I know I'm a nobody but IMHO, ÄPS cooking shows are OUTSTANDING! I have used (and augmented) your recipes - people have asked me to cook for them. Food in nursing homes is SH!T. I'm glad you're doing 5 STAR prison cooking segments. I will definitely support it. Listen, WalMart online has a lot of pouched food ( chikin' marinated, Rice with Spanish - Cuban, rican, Mex seasonings.). In Chinese cooking, DON'T FORGET SESAME OIL! A little goes along way. Walmart online, you order your food. Then, go pick up your paid groceries the same day, no fees, AND Wally World staff brings it out to your car. At least thät's how it ẃorks in Western New York.
AL Dente directly translated means "to the tooth". They're cooked more then halfway. And Par Cooked is different entirely. When you par cook them, it means with the intent to cook more as per order. And also, for just Al Dente, you don't cool it. If you put them in cold or ice water, your "blanching" them. But I get ya! Lol.
@@tonym2513 Haha. No problem my obviously culinarilally inclined brother. That damn "al dente, al dente, al dente" just kept on and on. Sorry, it just ate at me.
Much respect to aps Joe your optimism inspires all of us in a daily basis thanks for keeping your head up keep up the amazing content much love from Cali
Gelicos the man! I love when hes on the show he just loves to talk and he seems so positive. It makes the show just that much better when gelicos in the episode
Please never end your channel JOE!! You are my #1 channel I look forward to watching everyday Life comes with the good AND the bad. Thank you for sharing your life with us. You are an inspiration and your theatrical humor makes me laugh. xoxo to your and your wife. Sincerely
What’s good today I hope Food. Valentine’s Day is over. I miss food Lion because I used to live in Richmond Virginia. Great to see Gelico. Please don’t forget about Shannon is the champion.
Great video. Drama's entertaining and energy draining to watch but this is what the APS family is all about. Every time Rabbit or Dave or Shannon and even Gelico are on I get kind of get a sad nostalgic feeling. Happier and simpler times. So happy that literally everyone of them are thriving. Of course they deserve the bulk of the credit for doing that for themselves but you can almost feel it through the lens. The impact Joe had on all of them. Keepin' em busy. Keepin' em employed. Keepin'em motivated. Joe in the middle of all of it like some sort of self realised morality lighting rod. Bravo Joe. Bravo Dave Rabbit Shannon and Gelico. Hope Danny's doing well too. APS. Grant
Joe I just wanted to let you know that you seriously need to make sure you do everything in your power to keep Gelico a major part of APS. He is an amazing dedicated and loyal friend and asset of APS to have.
I have really missed these videos. Just great to see you bring something back. Plus it will give us a chance to see more of the APS Army again. I miss the Dave stories
joe can you put a recepies/ ingretients list up please :) would love to try some of these recepies but some of the stuff i didnt catch so cant convert them to stuff in UK
It was ramen noodle two packs n half pack of cream of chicken ramen powder n hot sauce n hot pickle n cheese whiz n block cheddar cheese n ranch dressing n jalapeno juice only the garnish was cheese it's n cheese puffs
thankyou arthur :) and sonja i get you trying to correct me its hard enough for me as i cant spell and cant read black on white and on top of that im dislexic so kind of hurt me by you correcting me
Ok Joe, aldente noodles r usually cooked in a rolling boil for 6 to 7 minutes on the stove I recommend getting ur water to a boil in the microwave n then in goes the noodles for 3-4 minutes. Aldente noodles r firm to the bite, which is the translation btw, n that means they r only slightly white in the middle
I love it when Cody makes one of his rare appearances. Just because he's usually behind the scenes...hey Cody IS APS ALL THE WAY! Joe, I always have your back on here but take Mrs. Guerrero out to dinner. She's well worth it my friend! APS...YES👍🏻
You should do a video where you have someone whos never been to prison and has never made a prison meal before try to recreate one of the meals from one of your cooking videos
Another idea is have everything that is available in commissary and things that can be taken from the kitchen and have someone that hasn't been to jail or prison make a meal of it.
always love the cooking videos! Tapas are 'small plates' meant to be shared. Typically you would order 5 or so for 2 people. They originated in Spain. yum
Lately I've been seeing all sorts of different shaped precooked pasta being sold at grocery stores (never tried it lol). Wonder if the prison system will catch on and start offering them at commissary?
I know you have to show the not so happy stuff related to prison but it’s really nice to see something light-hearted and not so doom-and-gloom like stuff today. Thanks man! PEACE❤️
Joe and Gelico!!! I love the Martha Stewart style episode keep em coming! Much love APS I hope you didn’t short gelico his wage for the day but then again I hope he wasn’t late to break in Martha Stewart’s kitchen!! Great content
I like the idea of cooking gourmet prison meals. One suggestion I have would be to find a free-world recipe that is actually written out, then make the prison substitutions for the ingredients and see what happens. That way you aren't always just winging it and would have an actual recipe that you are working from. Some of the competition cooking shows on foodnetwork do something similar, and those are fun to watch. Either way, keep having fun!
keep up the great work Joe, this is a great idea. Should ask the rest of the gang what they would have WISHED they could have ate in prison, and than attempt to make it in this show.
12:00 plastic will work for improvised grater. Though it's really acting more as a sanding block, rather than slicing like with a actual grater. Holes/surface is too rough to force it through the holes. Though whatever doesn't stick to the plastic will be cheese dust. Or whatever you are trying to break up. Which if you are trying to make sauce will probably save you time getting it evenly melted with the low power microwave setting. -edit lol then he uses the smooth side. Yeah it won't work like that. You need the roughness to grab the cheese and tear it up. literally anything that is harder and rougher than the cheese should work to crush/sand/grate it.
Oh - and what about doing a blind fold taste test to determine which ingredients were used? Champion receives merch with their face or whatever of new the series? Could be fun. Dunno - just spit balling lol
Old Joe and jelico I must tell u both after being out since 09 the only way I would eat that is if I was back in there.lmao lol lmao but I'm sure it's good still lmao
@@m.a.d.bygelico3353 another fun filled day of fixing old roofs, I use to do remodel work don't know why I stoped it was fun I guess I needed a change lol. So how you all been doing with your projects ? I miss some videos but like all the updates with you guys.
You guys need to get Martha Stuart on the APS Cooking Show.
She’s done federal time.
Great idea but I kind of think ol Martha would rather forget about her prison time.
Thats a kick ass idea!!!
Get into contact with Gordon Ramsay and ask him to make Michelin 5 star prison meal out of commissary food items. He have done many prison related shows and there is chance he jumps on board for this mutually beneficial publicity stunt.
Sounds like a great
Idea!!
That would be fricken awesome
It would be good buttttt. Gordo is on a whole other level he has a ass wiper... Gords would be way to busy for Joe and I don't think they would like each other, Joe will call Gordo a Dogg and Gordo will reply with pompous twat
Joshua Shultz who even really likes joe??? I watch his channel but I could tell we would bump heads in person
@@joshuashultz6173 yeah- probably too busy,but he is usually up for pranks and ready for shit and giggles. Same with Joe.
Gordon's brother had serious drug addiction problems and was many times in prison.
Joe agenda to help such people may resonate well with Gordon Ramsay.
You never know. All Joe have to do is introduce the idea for Gordon. Worst thing what can happen- he is too busy to take a part.
It can be even online video for APS using items boys sent to him.
Shouldve ended the video with someone offscreen yelling "what the hell are y'all doing in my house?!?" And running off with the camera
best comment
@Yi Gotti says a Gotti handle.
@Yi Gotti gay
OMG YES! Please make that a regular thing!!!!! PLEASEEEEE
"No more smashin noodles" lol
I've been watching the whole ads on Joe's videos because he's hurting from the house
Well you are just so special you are watching all the ads. I got some news for you Joe doesn't give a rat's ass about you or you're financial problems.
@@wayneearp2281 sOmEOnEs GrUmPY
@@79obrien not quite I'm just telling you like it is. I watch to see who goes to prison next because that's where they are all going to end up.
I can see through bs and Joe is full of it.
wayne Earp, you’re just salty, that you don’t have the following that Joe has. Otherwise, why even comment? Unhappy people are the only ones trying to tear someone else down.
Hey bro just wanted to say. I've never been to prison but I am a chef and I have been one for almost 12 years. this is absolutely my favorite video that you have done
"less is more", as we add every sauce and cracker to the top...
I thought i was gonna hate this video but instead I really enjoyed watching. I like how serious you guys took the whole 5 star thing. It was really funny. Hope you keep this going
Y'all are too damn cute in your little aprons and Gelico in his chef hat! 😂❤️
That's what Jerry said.
Look, I know I'm a nobody but IMHO, ÄPS cooking shows are OUTSTANDING! I have used (and augmented) your recipes - people have asked me to cook for them. Food in nursing homes is SH!T.
I'm glad you're doing 5 STAR prison cooking segments. I will definitely support it. Listen, WalMart online has a lot of pouched food ( chikin' marinated, Rice with Spanish - Cuban, rican, Mex seasonings.). In Chinese cooking, DON'T FORGET SESAME OIL! A little goes along way. Walmart online, you order your food. Then, go pick up your paid groceries the same day, no fees, AND Wally World staff brings it out to your car. At least thät's how it ẃorks in Western New York.
AL Dente directly translated means "to the tooth". They're cooked more then halfway. And Par Cooked is different entirely. When you par cook them, it means with the intent to cook more as per order. And also, for just Al Dente, you don't cool it. If you put them in cold or ice water, your "blanching" them. But I get ya! Lol.
rukus d thanks for saving me some time and texting.
@@tonym2513 Haha. No problem my obviously culinarilally inclined brother. That damn "al dente, al dente, al dente" just kept on and on. Sorry, it just ate at me.
APS is my food network! lol. love the cooking episodes. keep up the great work joe and all the aps fam
Much respect to aps Joe your optimism inspires all of us in a daily basis thanks for keeping your head up keep up the amazing content much love from Cali
Joe is so charismatic he makes half an hour feel like a breeze
Gelicos the man! I love when hes on the show he just loves to talk and he seems so positive. It makes the show just that much better when gelicos in the episode
caleb harcus ✌🏽😎✌🏽
I thought the exact opposite lol
Glad to see Cody is back here, what else have I missed in the 2 years I been gone
5 star prison cooking? Boy that name needs help. "Convict Cooking" bam.
Iron Bars Chef
Linguine lock up lol
23:01
"Let's get this on a tray"
*nice*
Mre
Steve1989
"Not bad."
Needs more powdered drink
And a couple minutes later joe does some nice lines with Texas Pete. 😳
YES. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER COOKING VIDEO. I love this
This is the content i scream for and need love it !!!!
al dente is translated from Italian as, "to the tooth." The pasta is slightly undercooked. It's tender yet firm at the same time.
As if americans would get that. They eat any shot, so...
Don't dare accuse me of not understanding al dante. I was born and raised in southern US and I can promise you I do it right.
My pasta is probably better than most Italians. Facts.
@@CynHicks but does your pasta bring all the boys to the yard?
@@CynHicks mate, you can't eve spell al dente right!
Please never end your channel JOE!! You are my #1 channel I look forward to watching everyday Life comes with the good AND the bad. Thank you for sharing your life with us. You are an inspiration and your theatrical humor makes me laugh. xoxo to your and your wife. Sincerely
What’s good today I hope Food. Valentine’s Day is over. I miss food Lion because I used to live in Richmond Virginia. Great to see Gelico. Please don’t forget about Shannon is the champion.
Samuel Pagan . Damn I live in Colonial Heights Virginia.
@@samuelpagan1538 Shannon is the champion
Ok Boomer!
Samuel Pagan 😮
Great video. Drama's entertaining and energy draining to watch but this is what the APS family is all about. Every time Rabbit or Dave or Shannon and even Gelico are on I get kind of get a sad nostalgic feeling. Happier and simpler times. So happy that literally everyone of them are thriving. Of course they deserve the bulk of the credit for doing that for themselves but you can almost feel it through the lens. The impact Joe had on all of them. Keepin' em busy. Keepin' em employed. Keepin'em motivated. Joe in the middle of all of it like some sort of self realised morality lighting rod. Bravo Joe. Bravo Dave Rabbit Shannon and Gelico. Hope Danny's doing well too. APS.
Grant
@Tay You're right. You don't understand.
I’ve been missing these episodes joe and gelico are an awesome cooking duo keep up these videos great work
Back to cooking! Love the APS content, keep it coming!
the cooking vids with Gelico is what got my into this channel, keep em coming!!
Yay! Back to prison cooking! I love these videos!
Never stop the cooking .. my favorite of APS army. Plz dont stop.
Finally cooking thank you!! Keep on grinding!! Appreciate this channel!!
Joe I just wanted to let you know that you seriously need to make sure you do everything in your power to keep Gelico a major part of APS. He is an amazing dedicated and loyal friend and asset of APS to have.
This is why I watch aps. I love the cooking episodes because I can relate and I still eat chi chis lmao
I have really missed these videos. Just great to see you bring something back. Plus it will give us a chance to see more of the APS Army again. I miss the Dave stories
IM SOOOOOO STOKED FOR THIS VIDEO...BEEN A MINUTE....PRISON GRUB VIDS ARE THE REASON I STOPPED HERE YEARS AGO.....LOVE IT
joe bout the same height of his voice. TALL
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snapchat?
And I bet you are as pertty as your pictures. Very...
Mac Mike simp alert
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Presentation 5 outta 5 and its a must try good job GELICO AND JOE after prison cooking at its best...APS ARMY FOR LIFE...
Gelico had me cracken up silently strugglin with opening those plastic cheese lids 😆
I just love the message you guys bring. I think you all are going to go very far!!!!
I'm excited, the prison cooking videos are what got me to sub to this channel and I've been here ever since.
We've been waiting for this Joe!
Always did enjoy your APS cooking videos. Keep cooking!
I’m looking forward to this series! Get Dave in it like the old days! Shout out to y’all!
I couldn't count how many times I've made stuff after watching y'all. Prison peanut brittle, burritos, candy, etc. Love these videos!
joe can you put a recepies/ ingretients list up please :) would love to try some of these recepies but some of the stuff i didnt catch so cant convert them to stuff in UK
It was ramen noodle two packs n half pack of cream of chicken ramen powder n hot sauce n hot pickle n cheese whiz n block cheddar cheese n ranch dressing n jalapeno juice only the garnish was cheese it's n cheese puffs
Recipes not recepies, ingredients not ingretients
thankyou arthur :)
and sonja i get you trying to correct me its hard enough for me as i cant spell and cant read black on white and on top of that im dislexic so kind of hurt me by you correcting me
katie ann malpus 🙄
Makes a 5⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Eats like a grub. 😆
Loved the video. Great job Gelico and Joe.✌️
Liked for Gelico and Cody and yea Joe for showing his wife that love 💕💕
Glad to see ya guys back in the kitchen, everything is falling back into place.
I am so glad the cooking videos are back
23:23 *CODYYYY*
The auto-tunes!😎✌
At the 21:00 mark watching and you should've put some of that el Paso picante sauce in there during cooking.
And at 23:30... mix the noodles with the sauce! Lol
This is just adorable. This looks like munchies for stoners lmao.
Ok Joe, aldente noodles r usually cooked in a rolling boil for 6 to 7 minutes on the stove I recommend getting ur water to a boil in the microwave n then in goes the noodles for 3-4 minutes. Aldente noodles r firm to the bite, which is the translation btw, n that means they r only slightly white in the middle
Hell yeah! Prison cooking were some of my favorite videos
I had just finished eating dinner flipped you tube on and you guys made me hungry again.
Hearing joe breathing while he was plating the food made my day
23:25
BIG ARMADEOOO he was out of breath the whole time. Lazy bastard
Crazy... i remember when this channel started... now you are past the 1 mill sub mark. Nice job man
I love it when Cody makes one of his rare appearances. Just because he's usually behind the scenes...hey Cody IS APS ALL THE WAY! Joe, I always have your back on here but take Mrs. Guerrero out to dinner. She's well worth it my friend! APS...YES👍🏻
You should do a video where you have someone whos never been to prison and has never made a prison meal before try to recreate one of the meals from one of your cooking videos
Another idea is have everything that is available in commissary and things that can be taken from the kitchen and have someone that hasn't been to jail or prison make a meal of it.
Love the prison food cook off’s !! I’d eat some ! Looks good ✌🏻
When Joe didn't know what al dente was a few weeks ago now he is a pro. Lol.
the presentation was good. i would say this met expectations. cant wait to see more.
Loved this joe!!! Keep em coming big man!
Getting your swole on
Lol everyone becomes a “chef” in prison
No, not really. Some become tattoo artists, and some become dead!
right lol
Cold ass noodles with some chicken cheese toppings and some jappa ponnos n cheese on the side
joe: “ 5 star meal right there”
Actually does look good lol. Those Dace and Joe burritos were fly when I made 'em.
great video. It is so great seeing you guy succeed in life.
Love the video. Thanks for this Joe!
always love the cooking videos! Tapas are 'small plates' meant to be shared. Typically you would order 5 or so for 2 people. They originated in Spain. yum
Lately I've been seeing all sorts of different shaped precooked pasta being sold at grocery stores (never tried it lol). Wonder if the prison system will catch on and start offering them at commissary?
I know you have to show the not so happy stuff related to prison but it’s really nice to see something light-hearted and not so doom-and-gloom like stuff today. Thanks man! PEACE❤️
I love watching you guys cook
Joe trying to spread the ranch on top was the high light lmfao 😂😂 too funny
Joe and Gelico!!! I love the Martha Stewart style episode keep em coming! Much love APS I hope you didn’t short gelico his wage for the day but then again I hope he wasn’t late to break in Martha Stewart’s kitchen!! Great content
Aww yiss, Joe's back to his roots. Love them prison meal cookin' vids lol
Great Video Joe and Gelico also should out to Kodi!!Like Gelico say "Ride On Brother"!! Good Job, Greetz from Switzerland
I like the idea of cooking gourmet prison meals. One suggestion I have would be to find a free-world recipe that is actually written out, then make the prison substitutions for the ingredients and see what happens. That way you aren't always just winging it and would have an actual recipe that you are working from. Some of the competition cooking shows on foodnetwork do something similar, and those are fun to watch. Either way, keep having fun!
Ahh I have missed these type of videos 😍
I happy to see cooking back on the channel
keep up the great work Joe, this is a great idea. Should ask the rest of the gang what they would have WISHED they could have ate in prison, and than attempt to make it in this show.
It did look good though lol.. the waterfall of noodles hanging out of joes mouth had me about dying! 🤣🤣 joe you gotta big mouth doe boiii! 🤣🤣
12:00 plastic will work for improvised grater. Though it's really acting more as a sanding block, rather than slicing like with a actual grater. Holes/surface is too rough to force it through the holes. Though whatever doesn't stick to the plastic will be cheese dust. Or whatever you are trying to break up. Which if you are trying to make sauce will probably save you time getting it evenly melted with the low power microwave setting.
-edit lol then he uses the smooth side. Yeah it won't work like that. You need the roughness to grab the cheese and tear it up. literally anything that is harder and rougher than the cheese should work to crush/sand/grate it.
This is great stuff helps people eat good keep it up great content
Hell yeah ! Joe you and Gelico killed it !!
Love watching your cooking shows help me think of dif things to make with Roman noodles. Even if we’re not high on the devils lettuce. Lol
Hows ur day joe thanks for another great video about time u start cooking again we all miss it
Looks delicious! Great video ❤
Gelico : "noodles are noodles, to me."
Italians everywhere : 😡😡😡😡
undecided content 🤷🏽♂️
Can't wait to see the next cooking video love it
I really miss the cooking videos, keep up the prison cooking Joe!!
Awesome show Joe. Thank You
Its great to see a cooking video again
bout darn time i been waiting months for more cooking vids.
Fantastic video, really enjoyed it. Jelico is brilliant, please keep him as co-star.
Oh shit! Cooking episode!?! Lets go! APS4L
Ahhh Cooooool you guys look dope in aprons!! 😂💯
Oh - and what about doing a blind fold taste test to determine which ingredients were used? Champion receives merch with their face or whatever of new the series? Could be fun. Dunno - just spit balling lol
Gay af...just funnin'.
@Ios5513 He does. Often and always. Thank the Lord...
Awesome cooking video. Looks good enough to eat. Presentation was excellent!☮️
Old Joe and jelico I must tell u both after being out since 09 the only way I would eat that is if I was back in there.lmao lol lmao but I'm sure it's good still lmao
Raymond ray ✌🏽😎✌🏽
@@m.a.d.bygelico3353 what's upgelico?
Raymond ray Wasssup ✌🏽😎✌🏽
@@m.a.d.bygelico3353 another fun filled day of fixing old roofs, I use to do remodel work don't know why I stoped it was fun I guess I needed a change lol. So how you all been doing with your projects ? I miss some videos but like all the updates with you guys.
its good to see you back in the kitchen Joe, presentation 9/10, overall meal 7/10, i felt you could have used more ingredients with what was available
Special shout-out to the geezer who sent Alcatraz tray to the APS! That's splendid AF