10 Ways To Cook Ramen Noodles In Prison

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  • In this video, I'm going to show you 10 ways to cook ramen noodles in prison. These are ten different meals and other uses for these soups and in a lot of recipes in this video are prepared with very little else. Please help this video reach 6,000 likes if you enjoy this video! Thank you!
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  • @AfterPrisonShow
    @AfterPrisonShow  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2773

    This was basically like 10 prison cooking videos in one! Annnnnnd we almost caught the microwave on fire during this. Lol hope you enjoy and if you do, please help this video reach 6,000 likes! Thank you all for the love and support!

    • @simonmaguire5250
      @simonmaguire5250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Microwaves work by moving water around so to keep it safe when microwaving anything dry put a mug of water in it and there will be no risk of a fire.

    • @DatActiveGuy
      @DatActiveGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joe I like watching your videos. I like how you show the brighter side of being locked up in the Feds I hope you get far you deserve it.

    • @rndargis0
      @rndargis0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude, I love your show :D

    • @rockyharris1426
      @rockyharris1426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best video so far joe.. I love it!! My Best friend caught a case and I pass of this info in every phone call and even send him letters explaining what you say and how to cook all the prison meals. You have been a big help for a couple guys who's never been in jail. Joe, do a video on how much it cost to actually live well in prison. I keep asking people and I swear its a million dollar question. Because nobody can give me a good average someone needs to live well in prison.

    • @bluejedi723
      @bluejedi723 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you guys handing out Junie cakes or top ramen for halloween?

  • @puffdaddy4537
    @puffdaddy4537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Haven’t been to prison but I was locked up in county for 14 months. This video brings back memories. I remember my first night in jail, the homie gave me a bag of ramen. I went straight to the dry ramen method cause I didn’t want to ask anyone for a bowl or spork. When they saw that, they all offered to make some for me in “their way”. Turned into a competition among the whole pod over who could make the best ramen. I got lucky asf in the pod I was locked up in, hardly any violence, no extortion, no racism, everyone was always helping each other out when feeling down or low on commissary. The tattoo guy would give people free work on special occasions (birthdays, anniversaries, etc). The Bible study group would help new comers shake their addictions. The fitness dude would lead workouts every morning and night. The old timers would play cards all day and teach the youngins. God damn I’m gettin sentimental thinking bout it , miss those mfs fr.

    • @Cleenishere
      @Cleenishere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Those people are probably the most kindest people ever

    • @giornogiovanna9958
      @giornogiovanna9958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Nah, lemme cook-"
      "Hell no, I'll do it!"
      "How about we make a bet...."
      "Twenty dollars-"
      "Deal!"

    • @sucklecoque5744
      @sucklecoque5744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So you went to prison and your name tag is puff daddy...... Thats sus. Did you get yo rectum checked in there, p diddy?

    • @TheirsHopewithJesusChrist_277
      @TheirsHopewithJesusChrist_277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@giornogiovanna9958 more like 40 ramens!! 😂😂

    • @nitorrdm
      @nitorrdm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why a spork tho?

  • @OMGMuslims
    @OMGMuslims 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5591

    we used to do all this, except we never went to prison we were just poor.

    • @connorcasey2666
      @connorcasey2666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      OMG Muslims! Bro same we had a box full of ramen in our house at all times and that was it so me and my brothers and sisters had to get creative

    • @dtrchris4136
      @dtrchris4136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      OMG Muslims! I know the struggle

    • @stealthysquid8096
      @stealthysquid8096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lol same here.

    • @rileymabry.5626
      @rileymabry.5626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ^

    • @madi2387
      @madi2387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ^^

  • @hectorsoto6528
    @hectorsoto6528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    Prisoner: Why’d you stab me?
    Me: you had 10 ramen bounty

    • @adriangamex2653
      @adriangamex2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This is actually funny

    • @LubyLifts
      @LubyLifts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s so true thought

    • @normee9905
      @normee9905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      copied

    • @Dbtseem6700
      @Dbtseem6700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I need my noodles Cuh

    • @allanturner3411
      @allanturner3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing personnel kid

  • @brodyhoneywell9835
    @brodyhoneywell9835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Did I just spend 30 minutes watching a grown man teach me 10 ways to cook ramen in prison..

  • @Aeronishere
    @Aeronishere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2185

    Next video:
    *How to make a microwave in prison*

    • @brandenzobal5793
      @brandenzobal5793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      The county I was in we had heaters that we can turn on using our toenail clippers and that's how we cooked our Roman noodles or fried or tortillas

    • @breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341
      @breewaldenwomanizerforlife9341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@brandenzobal5793 nice

    • @LeoNardo-eq2xn
      @LeoNardo-eq2xn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      *how to make a prison*

    • @BigBroccoli_
      @BigBroccoli_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

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    • @torchuga
      @torchuga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Leo Nardo how to make a prison in a microwave.

  • @NinjaAnimations
    @NinjaAnimations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I just watched 33 minutes of a guy making ramen noodles, I don't regret it

    • @tawnix3427
      @tawnix3427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just realizing I'm 20 min in, oOps.

    • @youngtokyo3946
      @youngtokyo3946 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      a x t i p a t h y ikr

    • @gink456
      @gink456 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't even realized I was at 23 minutes already and I saw your comment and realized

    • @TheGrayBrick12
      @TheGrayBrick12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @howdy5025
      @howdy5025 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      a x t i p a t h y same

  • @jaymexa8939
    @jaymexa8939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    *Ramen Menu*
    • Fried Noodles 1:24
    • Dry 6:50
    • Butt Naked 9:10
    • Cookie 10:57
    • Hungry Man 16:19
    • Doo Doo Balls 18:25
    • The Burnt Noodle 22:35
    • Bag Burrito 25:58
    • Sick Remedy 28:33
    • Scrambled Egg Noodles 30:40

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Thank you, this video has as much filler as a ramen styrofoam cup

    • @jaymexa8939
      @jaymexa8939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      k i idk bruh

    • @user-kx2zv7tg3u
      @user-kx2zv7tg3u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sam Tinkle Video got More filler then Naruto

    • @Retr0vane
      @Retr0vane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GOD! Cannot thank you enough

    • @anuvette
      @anuvette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Idk why everyone complaining bout fillers coz the guy honestly didn't stretch anything and he was entertaining thruout

  • @veecam8754
    @veecam8754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Dude sound like he in a wrestling show lol

    • @Bentennial
      @Bentennial 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly!

    • @kerrykaos6308
      @kerrykaos6308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol he does dont he hahaha

    • @GyeongmiBaeb
      @GyeongmiBaeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A bit too extreme

    • @michaelhall736
      @michaelhall736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He could definitely pull off some great promos. If not a wrestler he could be someone's manager so that's a win-win.

    • @billyfry9015
      @billyfry9015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Let's get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuumble

  • @michaelkaru4505
    @michaelkaru4505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    The 14k dislikes were the guys waiting for the microwave

    • @turtrenold8532
      @turtrenold8532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ME: AY YO HURRY THE FUCK UP WIT DAT MICROWAVE MAN
      HIM: IM MAKIN A COOKIE MAN
      ME: I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YO COOKIE MAN HURRY THE FUCK UP

    • @drainjesuss
      @drainjesuss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      michael amvs 😂

    • @drainjesuss
      @drainjesuss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      michael amvs
      M

    • @TactiPandaYT
      @TactiPandaYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Now it’s 5k lmao

    • @kurco2905
      @kurco2905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      5.4k now

  • @99SuperKiller99
    @99SuperKiller99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    What I love about this is how countless other channels attempt to show you "different ways to cook Ramen" while they scramble for stupid ideas. But this, this right here, is straight from the horse's mouth, purely from experience, and you can tell that in your presentation, and in everything you create. It's genuine and amazing. Keep it up man, I'm glad you're free to make this content for us.

    • @nanithehecc5616
      @nanithehecc5616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’re giving somebody who’s actually giving a detailed explanation some sort of issue via their name. Wonderful, 10/10.

    • @mauimuzik8089
      @mauimuzik8089 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one was directed at Sensation AI

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sensation Al As if your name is any better.

    • @ndrthrdr1
      @ndrthrdr1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always take culinary advice from criminal lowlife losers.

  • @Tracey..H
    @Tracey..H 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    And next up: How to escape prison with using just 3 bags of ramen and a toothbrush.

  • @joshuakim1013
    @joshuakim1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:00
    Me: wait ramen is Chinese food now?
    Gordon Ramsey: always has been
    Japan has left the chat

    • @satomon
      @satomon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now day Japanese ramen was come from china in 1900 , and the instant noodles was invente by Taiwanese

  • @thekidernie2834
    @thekidernie2834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    This man said "Cody call the police I'm ready to go back to jail" 😂😂

    • @bluestories7816
      @bluestories7816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine that 911 call even funnier

    • @windowscrap1269
      @windowscrap1269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine police gets arrested for trying to arrest his wife 😂😂😂

    • @bmn
      @bmn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my name actually is cody

  • @bgemski
    @bgemski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    “call the police department, i’m ready to go back to jail” i’m literally fucking crying bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dylanbivins847
    @dylanbivins847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn this was a trip back down memory lane of watching Joe. It's almost funny to believe at one point, Joe would have been so proud, ecstatic and truly happy just for a mere 6K views...and here we are 3 years later and this video has amassed an absolutely super impressive 3+ MILLION views! Way to go Joe, we are all proud of you and what you have done with APS! I will forever be rocking with APS & the gang! Much love brother!

  • @heartlesscaesar4427
    @heartlesscaesar4427 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These videos are timeless, love you Joe

  • @saturngutz6168
    @saturngutz6168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    “Call the police I’m ready to go back to jail!”

    • @saturngutz6168
      @saturngutz6168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rayyan aziz
      I was quoting the video dumbass.
      And yep I’m actually gay goodjob

    • @elihernandez800
      @elihernandez800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hes obviously a triggered muslim. No pun intended

    • @saturngutz6168
      @saturngutz6168 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eli Hernandez I’m a girl

    • @madcaptain799
      @madcaptain799 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eli Hernandez im a Muslim and that pun had me ded 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shawty2blu372
      @shawty2blu372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite part 😂

  • @kwest4k
    @kwest4k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Just realized I watched a thirty minute video about cooking ramen

  • @zattlahabibi1137
    @zattlahabibi1137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    i just realised i watched a grown man prepare the most basic food for 34 minutes and i didnt even pay attention to what he was cooking

    • @taylorjohnson9321
      @taylorjohnson9321 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody asked you to watch or put a gun to your head and made you watch it, you obviously watched it for a reason stop whining

    • @zattlahabibi1137
      @zattlahabibi1137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@taylorjohnson9321 wtf are you even saying?

  • @himikotiro8487
    @himikotiro8487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the way he says "it belongs to the staTe" got me

  • @gaberthetater0149
    @gaberthetater0149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Imagine this conversation
    “I was in solitary once”
    “Why?”
    “I got in a fight cuz some guy was taking WAAAYYYY too long at the microwave”

    • @myaandvictoria1399
      @myaandvictoria1399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DungeonDude 01 😂

    • @stephaniemccumbee1057
      @stephaniemccumbee1057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No they really will fight ovet taking too long at the microwave

    • @amberhampton978
      @amberhampton978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That actually does happen

    • @juanitophillips9549
      @juanitophillips9549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This really happens. Its not a joke

    • @aeoteroa818
      @aeoteroa818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shit really is serious though. Food is really serious in prison.

  • @trvpmoneyg5445
    @trvpmoneyg5445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "You done with the microwave already you've been in there for three hours!!" lmfao😂😂

  • @nunyabidness5375
    @nunyabidness5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Step 1: trade ramen for cigarettes
    Step 2: trade cigarettes fo' bootay
    Step 3: Wreck dat bootay
    "Bootay, is mo' important dan food. Bootay, is mo' important dan wawtah." - Fleece Johnson

  • @theheathensplank
    @theheathensplank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    How to cover up the smell of smoke: more smoke.
    Also, I've eaten dry ramen noodles a lot just as the the noodle brick, not even broken up.

    • @DefinitelyNotTheATF_
      @DefinitelyNotTheATF_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf

    • @theheathensplank
      @theheathensplank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DefinitelyNotTheATF_ no seasoning neither

    • @rockyplayzroblox3112
      @rockyplayzroblox3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dammmmmmmnnnnnnnnn

    • @rockyplayzroblox3112
      @rockyplayzroblox3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What in the fuck is wrong wit you

    • @Faxy95
      @Faxy95 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That shit must fly everywhere you barbarian hahaha, had em dry but not like that bro 😆😆👍

  • @graysonmartin1962
    @graysonmartin1962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2209

    6ix9ine has joined the chat*

  • @Samuel_Figgle_thorn
    @Samuel_Figgle_thorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Stays in prison for 1 day. here's 150 ways to cook ramen

  • @arthurmorgan7254
    @arthurmorgan7254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nobody:
    Joe: doo doo balls are a treat in prison

  • @nautical_dreamer8202
    @nautical_dreamer8202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember finding your channel a lil over 4 yrs ago I think and it’s crazy that it’s been 3 years since you’ve uploaded this video... keep up the good wrk

  • @BasketballBuddies
    @BasketballBuddies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    “That’s so good right there! Cody call the police department, I’m ready to go back to jail” 😂😂😂 6:13

  • @maxthedesklamp4281
    @maxthedesklamp4281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Mom walks in ''Son what are you making?''
    ''Just makin some doodoo balls''

  • @Maximillian1329
    @Maximillian1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Chinese food"
    *Several weebs are typing*

    • @PeteRatios
      @PeteRatios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uhm you mean japanese? An actual weeb would know the difference

    • @jamiel1345
      @jamiel1345 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PeteRatios I was bout to say the same thing

    • @Maximillian1329
      @Maximillian1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PeteRatios wh-... what? He calls it Chinese Food in the video. That's what i'm pointing out

    • @PeteRatios
      @PeteRatios 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Maximillian1329 I know it's chinese food but you are basically saying japanese culture is from china

    • @oyfum8420
      @oyfum8420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ramen was invented in China but more wide spread in japan

  • @kbwatchful7105
    @kbwatchful7105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I was in a juvenile detention center we dident have a microwave we used. The shower hot water and put it in a cup after we crushed it up and let it sit. Like a make shift cup and noodles.

    • @thracekozell1895
      @thracekozell1895 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I went to a county jail in FL for 86 days on public intoxication after being ignorant of the law and how it works and this is the only comment that I know for a fact is true. Warm water for me the water was never boiling hot and no microwave. Water was hottest first thing in the morning at 6 so I'd wait 2 hours when they woke us up at 4 for breakfast. Only time I've been locked up and I never want to go back after that he'll and felt sorry for a majority of people in there because being in the same room (it was a dayroom) with 10+ people you get to know folks and felt blessed by God it wasn't warrior school like I heard about other places from people. Learned a lot in there but #1 is stay the hell out

    • @thracekozell1895
      @thracekozell1895 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holmes County Jail in Bonifay has my prayers and respect to some of the decent people in there putting up with that bullshit in that little rinkydink shithole

    • @kbwatchful7105
      @kbwatchful7105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thracekozell1895 ya they don't care about you in there your just another paycheck.

  • @connorjm7544
    @connorjm7544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Me at 8 pm: I need to go go bed early to wake up full of energy.
    Me at 3 am: *this*

    • @MoralDWR
      @MoralDWR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't have videos, Go away lmao I'm watching this and its actually 3 a.m 😂

    • @beefcake9126
      @beefcake9126 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ITS LITERALLY 3:24 AM RM XDDD

    • @saintsarecoming13
      @saintsarecoming13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its 3:21 am and I'm watching this...

    • @ceciliaramirez8744
      @ceciliaramirez8744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't have videos, Go away it's 3:05 for me 😂

    • @az0rist
      @az0rist 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't have videos, Go away so generic

  • @awkwardberry-gacha6692
    @awkwardberry-gacha6692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    Im only 12 but...
    *just in case*

    • @bulgarianpigeon4080
      @bulgarianpigeon4080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same

    • @ignoringthewrld8507
      @ignoringthewrld8507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bulgarianpigeon4080 same

    • @Hammer201
      @Hammer201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      It'll come in handy in college guys 😂

    • @ignoringthewrld8507
      @ignoringthewrld8507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Hammer201 I know it sure will broke ass college students

    • @letsargue9314
      @letsargue9314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AK elfz that’s like saying having a mansion makes you poor

  • @nachtwinkelservice7508
    @nachtwinkelservice7508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love all the vids man, not even from the USA. Just love the energy you put in. Respect

  • @maxpulliam6478
    @maxpulliam6478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I actually tried the bag burrito at home, and I might be crazy, but it's one of my favorite ways to eat ramen cause it's quick, easy, and I can take it with me to my college classes

  • @stayfuckingpathetic
    @stayfuckingpathetic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    *Gordan Ramsey has left the chat*

    • @jameslopez7985
      @jameslopez7985 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tangent Tile lmaooo

    • @booper1896
      @booper1896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joined*

    • @kris_0520
      @kris_0520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is saying: Bloody morons making fucking ramen!

    • @realestfucknigenergy
      @realestfucknigenergy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Booper Gordon Ramsey left the chat cause the dude can’t cook good ramen

    • @phantxmn4513
      @phantxmn4513 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gordon* 🤣

  • @worgyswares
    @worgyswares 6 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    This is a 30 minute video and I ain't even mad.

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Worgy there's 10 recipes we're cooking in this! Just think how long it took us to film this.

    • @worgyswares
      @worgyswares 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      AfterPrisonShow I can only imagine. More patience than I have, definitely. You guys are awesome though!

    • @isaac-vb1ng
      @isaac-vb1ng 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Worgy honestly

    • @jeffreymyers5662
      @jeffreymyers5662 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Worgy I dig.

    • @thomasmccarty09
      @thomasmccarty09 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Worgy 30 mins I didn't look I'm out after the cookie one because it's on right now

  • @jessie.music1
    @jessie.music1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I used to sneak eat those ramen "chips" in the middle of high school class. I hid them in my back pack lol

  • @LostSoul6318.
    @LostSoul6318. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    New sub 👍
    8:01 wtf 😂😂😂
    I got this video saved on my playlist so whenever I want to show my friends how to make prison noodles I come back to this & show them.

  • @Mrbadassovrhere
    @Mrbadassovrhere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Prison? More like college

  • @PalmelaHanderson
    @PalmelaHanderson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    10,000 ramen noodles over 7 years is about 4 per day. That's a hell of a lot of fucking sodium.

    • @wooferjr169
      @wooferjr169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      1 pack of chicken flavour ramen noodle pack has 1,820 of sodium. 4 a day has a heart stopping 7280 mg of sodium.

    • @TheShamarski
      @TheShamarski 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Better be drinking plenty of water n sweating bullets

    • @cyanid3cooki3s
      @cyanid3cooki3s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Might explain Ol Joes blood pressure. ?class action. Joe can be responsible for getting ramen banned from prisons!

    • @beenthere3989
      @beenthere3989 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spencer im so glad you pointed this out

    • @blaneries8925
      @blaneries8925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4 every day for seven years is 10220 times the 1820 mg of sodium in one bag is about 18.6 million mg of sodium damn

  • @trapjuice5838
    @trapjuice5838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:14 “Cody call the police department i’m ready to go back to jail” made my day😂
    edit was the time thingy

  • @elenasmommy3273
    @elenasmommy3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My brother was in prison for about the same time you were. He’s taught me how to make a ramen pizza and I thought it was delicious. Watched him make a few things and they were honestly pretty good. Not good enough for me to break the law tho 😂😂

  • @mychemicalryanross4395
    @mychemicalryanross4395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I’ve been eating dry ramen noodles for ever, they have they’re own taste.

  • @Split_mirror_system
    @Split_mirror_system 6 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    College starter pack

    • @Vortex-zb6be
      @Vortex-zb6be 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Akari Miko :3 just get a small loan of a million dollars

    • @chode-i-dis4119
      @chode-i-dis4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vortex 597 let it go it's NOT funny

    • @sethbrisby9312
      @sethbrisby9312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kvg Gs also unrelated

    • @powerd1432
      @powerd1432 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seth Brisby also unrelated

    • @anti1training
      @anti1training 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yaaaaaasssss!

  • @AdamWallace-pi1bk
    @AdamWallace-pi1bk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When someone has to go to prison to learn this you know they had a good life. My people knew this from birth. Being poor will do it to ya man.

  • @philstone3859
    @philstone3859 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey man, for some reason your food videos are my favorites. Maybe it’s because I like to cook sometimes. What I do like is all the new varieties of preparation. Peace, Phil

  • @brianc11388
    @brianc11388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    10,000 Ramen noodles, over 7 years, is a little over 3 a day. So if you ate one for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, every day that's probably right.

    • @aldoearredondo3943
      @aldoearredondo3943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      r/theydidthemath

    • @ryanstill2077
      @ryanstill2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Last time I was locked up I did 9 months and I averaged 4-6 packs a day I was 153 lbs when I went in came out at 198 lbs

    • @connerandbrandonroblox6932
      @connerandbrandonroblox6932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ryan Still *T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E*

    • @realestfucknigenergy
      @realestfucknigenergy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Slipknotfan314 r/ihavereddit

    • @umadbroimatroll7918
      @umadbroimatroll7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who only eats 1 pack though you need at least 2 or 3 to be satisfied from hunger

  • @kadeemkhan9619
    @kadeemkhan9619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Call the police department I'm ready to go back to jail😂😂😂😂

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kadeem Khan lol there's some funny moments in this one. Lol

  • @RichardSmith-rw5jb
    @RichardSmith-rw5jb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Texas- We had stingers, no fancy microwave, brought back so many memories. My personal favorite was extending tuna with ramen, mayo, pickles on crackers; $1.60

  • @jimmyk5331
    @jimmyk5331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yo I remember I commented on a video in the beginning of the year in 2017 before I went in and I just got out in August 2019! Prison changed my life for the better learned hella stuff in there Now I got a Great career and Life’s good!
    Like the videos brotha!

  • @WCGwkf
    @WCGwkf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    As a kid I ate packs of ramen dry with the seasoning. It was sold in the vending machines (probably intended to cook) but I find it tastes good.

    • @vinnyk.9247
      @vinnyk.9247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Where tf do you live with Roman noodles in vending machines. I'm moving wherever tf that is.

    • @killingfields6599
      @killingfields6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Vinny K. Roman noodles hahahahahaha

    • @maxmustermann1203
      @maxmustermann1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      In Germany it's like a traditional thing under teens to eat them raw we always went to the kiosk (little store) and bought 2 yum yums (ramen) and two Capri suns it was a awesome time

    • @linaysteverson7585
      @linaysteverson7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah it's really good I've when it like that for 4 years

    • @f3p
      @f3p 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In my school we have cup noodles in the vending machine

  • @stancepeda1287
    @stancepeda1287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I really just watched a guy cook ramen 10 ways on a Sunday

  • @Narutorocksbeleiveit
    @Narutorocksbeleiveit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “They’ll be building rocket ships outta ramen”
    Nah man we stopped at fixing sidewalks and shit with it

  • @airikfortin7574
    @airikfortin7574 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I for sure was looking for the bag burrito. As I am not near a microwave in these troubling times. I remember some homies in jail teaching me this trick. But never needed or remembered how to do it. They threw in some jalapeno cheetos to add some crunch and spice it up. But I stayed to watch the whole thing cause of the humor and realness you brought to this video. Plus I learned a few more ways to cook it. For when I do get back near a microwave. Anyway many thanks good sir. May you be blessed for many moons. So glad bag burrito made the cut cause I could not find a good video on it anywhere. Peace from the free free world my dude.

  • @shirongnl9788
    @shirongnl9788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    What am i doing with my life....
    Watching some guy making some ramen noodles....

    • @RAGEMASTER1
      @RAGEMASTER1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DORITOS NACHO CHEESE better than flying a plane into a skyscraper

    • @drinkthekoolaidkids
      @drinkthekoolaidkids 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Relax all of our actions are predetermined anyway ........ your doing what your ment to be doing .....

    • @feevrdreams
      @feevrdreams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i'm only watching this because im eating ramen

    • @MagicUserYumi2570
      @MagicUserYumi2570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RAGEMASTER1 9/11

    • @ericjustasinner5695
      @ericjustasinner5695 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@feevrdreams i am out of them well the off name kind any way lol

  • @aziine
    @aziine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Watching this for college and not prison 😂✌🏻

  • @carlosmalave540
    @carlosmalave540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Super funny. Looking forward to try.
    This is something DT could start watching before going to prison.
    I subscribed.

  • @nickh4280
    @nickh4280 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these old vids, playing Prison architect while on a binge, but I swear we never had muted words in vids before hahah

  • @GrizzlyDave85
    @GrizzlyDave85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Was the hardest thing about prison all the dementors flying around?

  • @ashtonhammond2221
    @ashtonhammond2221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    this man went from making noodle cookies in prison to drinking donut-flavored keurig cups....you gotta respect the hustle

    • @markputnam4902
      @markputnam4902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao that's probably his momma's house tho 😂

  • @ronaldbouchard2439
    @ronaldbouchard2439 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe been watching for about 2 years never posted but this brings it back me and my boys used to make meals almost every night

  • @Keshaire
    @Keshaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How to make a smoke bomb:
    Step 1. Microwave ramen noodles for normal time without water.
    Step 2. Done

  • @boomhauertv17
    @boomhauertv17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I just wanted you to know that all of these aren't just for prison cooking. I am in college and live in a dorm and use these every week!!!

    • @phannypack3951
      @phannypack3951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boomhauer2017 i was poor and used them as a daily survival tool. Wtf.

    • @boomhauertv17
      @boomhauertv17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      phanny pack trust me I understand. I am about $80,000 in debt. They were my lunch and dinner too.

    • @phannypack3951
      @phannypack3951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Boomhauer2017 have fun working for the c and d students. Have some charisma and quit complaing about the fact you didn't even wanna go to college. Ur parents fucked you bro.

    • @boomhauertv17
      @boomhauertv17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      phanny pack lmao okay sure. I will do that. But just thought you should know those C and D students...yeah that’s what my grades were. But it’s fine I understand where you come from.

    • @phannypack3951
      @phannypack3951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boomhauer2017 did u wanna go or did you wanna find urself instead of digging ur ass into a $700 momthly payments. Have fun bro. For real.

  • @samirali8899
    @samirali8899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    *Reads title : 10 ways to “Cook” ramen noodles in prison.
    6:50 Dry 😂

    • @Asome3333e1
      @Asome3333e1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just went to make me a snack for later tonight, or morning snack

    • @tawnix3427
      @tawnix3427 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do that all the damn time 🤧 I must be in prison.

  • @liammay7756
    @liammay7756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My favorite part was when he showed us how to make a knife out of a block of ramen.

  • @christopherscott722
    @christopherscott722 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    met some of the best people while I was locked up. been 19 years since I left and I still eat Ramen noodles to this day.

  • @blockfrog
    @blockfrog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I'm eating ramen noodles while watching this video hahahaha

  • @fearofdark77
    @fearofdark77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I spent 30 minutes learning how to cook noodles 9+1 ways.
    I regret nothing

  • @cedrickwatson6131
    @cedrickwatson6131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man keep doing your thing boy when ever I’m having a bad day I watch this dude he makes me laugh ever time

  • @lovelettknight9344
    @lovelettknight9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved it...great show...great recipes...gonna try some!

  • @miagrace1597
    @miagrace1597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "If you burn ramen noodles, you need a cooking class!"
    Funny part is I can cook full meals but I always somehow burn ramen noodles.
    Edit: I learned how to cook ramen noodles without burning them today!!!

    • @sampletext4310
      @sampletext4310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I still can't understand how tf people burn ramen noodles if they are in water

    • @jaim3274
      @jaim3274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Milkweed RBLX they put little amount of water and it evaporates

    • @badrott8028
      @badrott8028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pablo Escobar Gasp, it's so complicated, add more water!

    • @decgal81
      @decgal81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Three minutes.... How much water evaporation happens in 3 minutes?

    • @bartman1238
      @bartman1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milkweed RBLX leave it cooking un attendance

  • @-snowie-5942
    @-snowie-5942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Theirs microwaves in prison? Might as well bring my pizza rolls and shit.

  • @Texas-Chris
    @Texas-Chris 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminds me of my college days, great video Joe, stay safe and healthy !!!

  • @jpmnky
    @jpmnky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ramen cookie is held together with the starch in the noodles. But yeah those ways that guys think up of cooking things inside really are genius. Pure chemistry and ingenuity man.

  • @ibiro868
    @ibiro868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    lol this dude needs his own daytime network tv show

    • @Enders.paradise888
      @Enders.paradise888 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ib iro yea

    • @rhythmf.4460
      @rhythmf.4460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ib iro nah he should have complete control rather than some company or itll get stale fast

  • @EvannHoward484
    @EvannHoward484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    This is also great recipes for "I only have $10 until next Friday" diet.

    • @markharrison1889
      @markharrison1889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evann Howard I second that! !!

    • @pangaeamenslijk9183
      @pangaeamenslijk9183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For that maybe you could do a "poor man's lasagna", 2 of the "ramen cookies" described in this video with sliced hot dogs in between them and any sauce and/or cheese you like.

    • @yourpracticalfunnyguy3747
      @yourpracticalfunnyguy3747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evann Howard I think I love you

    • @h2ogaming936
      @h2ogaming936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evann Howard lol

    • @transamgirl4443
      @transamgirl4443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evann Howard Fucked up thing is they cost a dollar or more in jail per pack

  • @michaelhamilton313
    @michaelhamilton313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just followed Larry Lawton, you get a sub too though! Your videos are also pretty damn good!

  • @nooutlet4358
    @nooutlet4358 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the vid joe. Keep em up. My favorite of you how to cook the ramen noodle was the burrito

  • @blackyoshi4763
    @blackyoshi4763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    We gon be eating good noodles everyday
    -Tay K

    • @MekhiLuv
      @MekhiLuv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tay K gon pave the way

    • @gl1zzy999
      @gl1zzy999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's gonna need these ways to make ramen now lmao

    • @paseminaan
      @paseminaan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Black Yoshi

    • @jamesp2408
      @jamesp2408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s pimp gone be eating good noodles everyday

    • @blackyoshi4763
      @blackyoshi4763 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      James P yea, I'm saying we the pimps.

  • @yunghashtagofficial
    @yunghashtagofficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Shit just made me want some noodles 😂

    • @crackisntwack
      @crackisntwack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #Mike B Official come to my house I have like 60 packs

    • @yvngken
      @yvngken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #Mike B Official same

    • @yourpracticalfunnyguy3747
      @yourpracticalfunnyguy3747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well your noodles just made me shit...

    • @levimillero.g.o.b8377
      @levimillero.g.o.b8377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #Mike B Official damn son you are everywhere bruh

    • @erictirone8001
      @erictirone8001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just went and made some, That shit made me hungry XD

  • @its_me_1107
    @its_me_1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is this his real voice I'm so confused 😂 like is he in character? Lol

    • @nikki1932
      @nikki1932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      in character.
      he slips out of it for a few seconds towards the beginning

  • @SophieJackson1993
    @SophieJackson1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you were locked up for seven years Joe & you ate Ramen 3 times every day at least, your lowest amount would be 7,665 times eating instant ramen. So you’re close to 10k but not really, if you ate it more like 5 times a day then yeah - that would come out to 12,777 times you had eaten instant ramen.

  • @MakeupMobster
    @MakeupMobster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I can’t believe I just watched a thirty minute video about Ramen noodles 🍜 but it was probably the most interesting video I’ve watched all month.

    • @jeffkeys2332
      @jeffkeys2332 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makeup Mobster stupid people do stupid things

    • @MakeupMobster
      @MakeupMobster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jeff Keys yeah, do me a favor, don’t take your woman hating bullshit out on me. You’re picking the wrong one my friend.

    • @jeffkeys2332
      @jeffkeys2332 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makeup Mobster at least I didn't watch a 30-minute video on ramen noodles

    • @MakeupMobster
      @MakeupMobster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jeff Keys really? Then maybe you should lay off the fucking drugs, because he is showing you several different ways to cook Ramen noodles in this video. The subject, as the title suggests; of the video is ramen noodles. Maybe you’re an idiot.

    • @jeffkeys2332
      @jeffkeys2332 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makeup Mobster how can you insinuate Im on drugs when you're the one who watched a 30-minute video on ramen noodles

  • @jwellipweid2076
    @jwellipweid2076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    *I am upset.........I thought you were going to escape out of the prison using ramen.*

  • @Nastyroy
    @Nastyroy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Cody call the police department I’m ready to go back to jail”😭😭😭

  • @kodygregory
    @kodygregory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s cool because every time you say Kody it’s like your talking to me 🤣

  • @sanwichman6198
    @sanwichman6198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Ramen noodle so burnt I could almost smell it..
    Oh shit I forgot I had some in the microwave

  • @seiya79
    @seiya79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Take a shot everytime he says "Ramen Noodles"

    • @ritareynolds5231
      @ritareynolds5231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jeonpapi alcohol poisoning 5 minutes in

    • @angelflores1647
      @angelflores1647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jeonpapi the only shot I’m gonna take is one to the head 😔🔫

    • @apollonionita6085
      @apollonionita6085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Angel Flores who tf cares

    • @seiya79
      @seiya79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spicy boi fuck off

    • @apollonionita6085
      @apollonionita6085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jeonpapi no

  • @scottyensen
    @scottyensen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not sure why i love watching these videos because I never plan on going to jail, but theyre just so addicting lol

  • @DaForgottenGentleman
    @DaForgottenGentleman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo i jus found this channel last week... I got to say not disappointed... Not bcuz i have a prison mentality or anything... Never even been locced up... But at the same time... To hear an individual's unique experience... Is always invaluable!

  • @chrishunkeler9259
    @chrishunkeler9259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I just spend 30 minutes watching a guy cook ramen noodles

    • @izzyrobbins1401
      @izzyrobbins1401 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Hunkeler really lol

    • @kvng_leo1159
      @kvng_leo1159 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have spent 17 minutes and I have 20 to go

  • @simonhorak
    @simonhorak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Srsly Joe has made it so far since he got out of prison, getting married, got a TH-cam channel, clean of drugs, this guy is my role model

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      simon h thank you for saying so. It's been a lot of work to make it this far. But I am truly blessed to be able to do what I do for so many people.

    • @Tom-2142
      @Tom-2142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +AfterPrisonShow it's true man, you've come very far.

    • @gdvskdgskmgdaskgska16
      @gdvskdgskmgdaskgska16 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Getting married isnt achievment

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Being clean isn’t entirely good. Using drugs with moderation is fine. It’s only using in excess that’s a problem.

  • @gilbertarmendariz3052
    @gilbertarmendariz3052 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I literally just watched a 33 min video on how to cook ramen 10 different ways in prison at 11pm. This was the highlight of my day too.

  • @jeremyb6012
    @jeremyb6012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn 1.39M subs now!? Congrats man! I remember when it was under 10k!

  • @HiyaItsRed
    @HiyaItsRed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I searched "different ways to cook ramen noodles" and I was not disappointed

    • @chewy2507
      @chewy2507 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michaelle Muna same here

  • @insertnamehere6021
    @insertnamehere6021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I need to be studying but i'm watching this instead
    No regrets

    • @greedygravy3739
      @greedygravy3739 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      HarrisonFur same here brother

    • @theguardianpr0xy481
      @theguardianpr0xy481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HarrisonFur just say that you were watching an educational video.

    • @aernelson
      @aernelson 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No Rergets

    • @angelmecastro3569
      @angelmecastro3569 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No regrets till the day your studying for comes up

    • @pansymartin3851
      @pansymartin3851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dont you mean regerts

  • @Mrsmith42e
    @Mrsmith42e 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video buddy. Cracked me up. Glad you are doing great with your new life.