"Meet Achmed the Dead Terrorist" | Spark of Insanity | JEFF DUNHAM
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ม.ค. 2015
- Get to know Achmed, the Dead Terrorist, in this clip from my 2007 special "Spark of Insanity." Enjoy!
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Stfu
U think u can go around living happy life after insulting Islam and Muslims?
You are wrong, you will know it soon!
Keep an eye
You don't even regret this, its been 7 years and u still didn't delete the video which offends 2 Billion people around the world!
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@@christiankedenburg5489 of❤
Any one here 2024
Me
Yup
Definitely
Yeah 😊
I just remembered while watching pro Palestinian demonstrators waving Hezbollah flag. BTW it is إحمد not إخمد probably this is not considered politically correct anymore.
"STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEE"!! 😂😂😂
i wont move my ass
Walter: "You idiot, you don't have an A**"
“ I KILLL YOUUUUU!!!”
@@oldmighty15 _ES DAT WALTER!?!?!?_
@@chickenvasquez78 yes
The "silence,I kill you" really gets me cracking like crazy.......😂😂
i keel u
@@PANDA_SPEAKS101 Silence 😂😂😂😂
Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning
You must be easily pleased…
Way back when, when I was in school here in germany, we would always shout out "silence, I kill you" in class as loud as we could :D
Seven years later and it’s still hilarious! Truly timeless!
It has been 15 years
@@rasmus6199 Oh, so it has been lol!
Oops
Right
Yes wow
Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning
When he says I kill you, he sounds like he’s about to cry
Because he is so terrifying he scared himself
Thats how arabs talk. Habibi
What did you say ninga
@@natureappreciator3000 me too 😔
True
I love how in the beginning, Achmed's voice sounds legit menacing before getting higher as his insecurities started to show.
This comment is literal evidence to why I say Achmed is me as a puppet (except the whole terrorist part)! 💀💣
u should be ashamed
@@pretzeldayandere 😂😂😂
STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!
@@AC-mp7cx ? Who should be?
Jeff Dunham has the ability to make you believe his puppets are real and alive. Such talent!
This has to be the greatest ventriloquist acts of all time. The mixture of humour and dark comedy combined with the expressions of *Achmed* is so entertaining. This puppet has all sorts of facial movement that only a human and animated cartoon can have. Marvellous job my Dunham.
It was really funny
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I keep asking myself 'how on earth can a skeleton be so expressive?' Between the laughter that is. A video of Achmed every day is the perfect antidote for any blues.
He also has one of the best comedy tag lines ever invented "Silence, I keeel you". Every time I hear that line, it totally cracks me up. Its as good as Rodney Dangerfields fav line "I dont get no respect".
Sometimes I forget he’s talking to himself
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It’s cool how he was able to throw, and change, his voice from Achmed to Walter.
That might be detectable if you're up close, but not in a stage show, and certainly not on youtube.
Oscar worthy acting.
That is the art!
And makes it sound slightly muffled. Great ventriloquist
Man, I'm so jelly! (That's a slang term for jealous.)
Achmed just kills it each time I watch him.🤣
oh yeah he does
Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning
He really dose
@@EziixPked lol
He is a terrorist, that's kind of his duty to kill you.
“Silence I kill you” gets me every time 😂
Hello Alex what’s up
been several years and it's still as funny as the first time
nope no song
GameBros Ⓡ same
GameBros Ⓡ this was funny af Back in the Days but now All I See is a Big audience bein brainwashed on what to thibk about the middle East... more than 50% of the stuff bein Said here is Not true... let alone what the politicians say
f.ck you !! I live in middle east and all of them are true !!
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the ability to make a muffled sound of walter inside the box is just pure genius
😄
Bro whatever.
Walthu walter 🚬
Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning
It’s a tape recorder… in a small box…on a stick!!!😂😂😂
That never gets old. I still laugh my heart out
Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning
Im a new follower achmed
This so called comedian is a creep playing with puppets and making stupid so called jokes, luckily I only seen a bit of his terrorist act. He has no talent as you can even see his lips move what a load of crap he is.
I still think this is the best Achmed performance he’s ever done.
And to think this little doll truly skyrocketed Jeff’s career...
Ohhhhh noooooooo
I think it was walter or Bubba J maybe Peanut
@@beespeas9935 )
@@beespeas9935 definitely Ahmed bro. Happened with me I started due to Ahmed
@@beespeas9935 he had a good career with walter, Bubba J and Peanut but when he made achmed, his popularity exploded because it honestly is his best puppet
Our teacher showed us this video, because he was a little bit disappointed as nobody answered “I kill you“ when he said “SILENCE“ during a german lesson
Your teacher is epic
Your Teacher Sounds Awsome
I would love to have him as a teacher
😂😂😂
I did the same during a french lesson!!!
@@alainleite8191 Jack merde
Pure gold when it came out ,had my grandma who was in her 70s in tears of laughter
Achmed is how Hamas' future look like 😂 "It's a flesh wound"
Mocking hamas when u guys barely have any educated people, funny as tbh😂😂😂
Once when I was in sixth grade our science teacher was so mad at us he just yelled "SILENCE" and the guy behind me whispered "I keel you." Yeah we got in a lot more trouble for laughing 😂😂
KellKell121 😂😂😂😂
Where's that dude now?
Ruby Castillo maybe in paradise.... he could be screwed.
KellKell121 Comedy is all aboot timing EH.
Oh my god that was priceless
Strangely, he's immensely popular in Saudi Arabia. The Arabs have a sense of humor. That's great.
i know that after watching Mr Fluffy =))))))
hetaes we do lmao
a kid from mason ohio is being treaten
Of course good muslims will see the humor in it...... They also hate suïcide bombers so??? What should be the problem?? I am a Christian but work a lot with muslims. I donnt have problems with them. There are more White "so called Christina " i have more problems with. Because they think Black and White. 😉
That's great! It's so annoying how the ones that are 'offended' are not even in that group.
They need to bring the full version back. Political Correctness is so dumb!
STOP TOUCHING MEEEEE! 2:34
No matter how many times I watch this, it's still funny.
"Silence, i kill you!" That part always makes me laugh
Me too
Me to
that part makes my laugh too
Omg same
666 like's
"But you're all bone."
"Just a flesh wound."
Achmed, The Black Knight
Achmed: Tis but a scratch.
Me: A scratch?! Look at you, you’ve got no skin left!
@@Morningstar91939 it's a flesh wound
I'll have your leg!
@@Morningstar91939Just a flesh wound. >:)
I love Walter "you idiot, you don't have an ass" 😂😂😂😂
Hello Vicky..
I haven't watched this in years, just remembered this sketch randomly this morning, hahaha.
Achmed is the best
Walter also. Feels so good to laugh. Thankyou
me too!!
Yeah same lol
Omg that’s exactly me. I just woke up and thought of it after like 10 years 😂
ME TOO!
I've watched this several times. Maybe I'm just easily amused, but I still laugh every time. Especially at that high-pitched "I keel you!"
you're not alone mate
+Tom Foyle Definitely not alone dude
+Tom Foyle you clearly are easily amused, this is the furthest thing from comedy there possibly is.
+nomoremaybes
You, on the other hand, are clearly a humourless person who wouldn't recognise comedy if someone slapped you in the face with a dead fish...
+Tom Foyle this is amazingly amusing especially the "Fleash wound" and "What happend to my feet!?, son of a beach!"
1:23 “How do you spell it?”
“WUT??!” 😂
Achmed: "I will not move my ass!"
A few seconds later...
Walter: "You idiot! You don't have an ass!"
😂
Is that Walter?
Yes.
He scared the crap out of me
Oh my, eleven years later, i notice that achmed has a beard!
Same
I just now noticed that!
My life will never be the same.
Vinicius Britto how did u now know that 🤨
Yo wtf lol
“Stop touching MEEEEEEEEEE!”
*Looks at audience looks back at you* I KEEL YOU!
I always crack up really bad when he says that 🤣
Achmed:stop touching MEEEE!!!
9 second of silence of achmed
Achmed:I KEEL YOU!
Meh:WTF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:44 🤣🤣🤣
The eyebrows, the eyes, all the deft movements and timing!
So awesome!
Sooooo easy to forgett that jeff is doing anything at all!!
16 years later and this is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched
Never gets old does it???!!!!!
nope
yeah never gets old
Nope...5 yrs ago and still funny as hell....especially now with ISIS
+Night Raven Maybe even more so now
Dana H Whenever I see ISIS in the news I see Achmed :)
"IS A FLESH WOUND" IM WEAK LMAO
DAEB07 ITS SO TRUE
TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND
Lil bit of plagiarizing Monty Python
STOP TOUCHING MEEEEE
“Goddamit... Oh, oh i mean Allahdammit” 🤣 DEAD!
Jeff: but your all bone
Achmed: It's a FLESH wound
🤣I can not
yesh
Wich is more of a Monthe Python joke 😅
@@arwua well that‘s just the reference
Monthe Python
“ᴵ ᵏᶦˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ”
1:41
You have to read about islam and im proud to be muslim
@@nnaline2735 I'm not saying it in a mean way
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FEET?!?!?!?!
@@Turbo_G.T.Blackwing63 STOP TOUCHING MEEE
Love the lady smiling at 1:46
@@jeffdunham101 tnxs sir.
Omg the way he raises his eyebrows 😂❤
0:58 🤣
He gets me every time with "Issa flesh wound."
😂
But he’s all bones! 😁
SILENCE!! I KEEL YOU!!
its a flesh bone not wound
On a steek
ur vile
THIS DOESN'T GET OLD.
based
based
based
Till some woke turd finds it offensive.
its old
1:41
This "I Kill You" Kill Me!🤣🤣🤣
The voice crack when he says his catchphrase is what kills it every time!
2:34 "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
😂😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😀😁
Sans The Skeleton I love that part
Sans The Skeleton f*** off
UnderFell Sans666 i hate you
It's part of my character have you ever seen underfell sans
UnderFell Sans666 yes
Achmed's expressions look the realest out of all the puppets lmao
Same, and the most beloved.
This never gets old. Well... neither does Ac-phlem....
"These are my virgins?!"
Priceless.
Cracked me up
The thing I love about Achmed is his ability to show his emotions through his face even though it's a skull.
Eyes and eyebrows give that abilitt
It's a flesh wound! 😂
@@lauramaccready7709 Silence 🔕...
@@akIndia10 as much as i would love to say a certain quote, i dont want to get banned
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someone still here 2019? 🤔
yep
Yeeeeeeeeeees
@@rafaellarengira8155 Yep, always.
Stefano Grisendi found it today actually
Me
Came here to laugh once more at Achmed after 16 years since I've first watched this show.
Just to realize I still remember every word of the show.
Jeff you're amazing
Hello how are you doing today
Jan 2024 1st time watching it. Never saw or heard of him. It was a link from another vid and people were posting achmed and Jeff's name. Glad I followed the link. Will forward achmed to others.
Achmed ,, there’s nothing worse then a Walter fart 💨 😂😂😂😂😂
This never gets old. Think I've watched this a hundred times.
Omg ikr it s just so awesome.
How about you watch “Lowkey-Ahmed”
Lynn-Alexandria Springer McKendrick me 2
Me too
My favorite part is god dammit oh I mean allah dammit
"What the hell happened to my feet"?
"Son of a bitch! What the hell?
+That One Guy Commented out
+That One Guy Commented "stop touching me!!!!!!!!!!! I KEEL YOU!!!!!!!!"
"Okay,I Won't move my Ass"
wut
+Nicky Nicolla "you idiot! You don't have an ass!"
LOL the part when it said “God Dammit, OH OH I mean uh, Allah Dammit. 😂 what a joke bro IMAO
Achmed 's character is very popular here in Pakistan... Keep the good work up😇
Hahaaa.. love it!
That's blows my mind 🤣
Song- (lowkey - ahmed) gold help us people are this unknowning
Also once happened at kolkata, India😅
What? Really?
Jeff Dunham is the #1 comedian in Saudi Arabia.
Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) is #2.
i don't know, i think the Fluffy Guy is a close second!
No not really
+RaginTexan1 Gaming no fluffy no.1 in the world
+JM0o0LE yes really
"Stop touching me!!!!" 😂😂
Nick Campbell i keel youuu
O
Nick Campbell I KEEL YOU!!!!
Holdop i fix it
Nick Campbell lol thats me when im annoyed
2023 now.. Watching it for 30+ times
I love this guy. So talented, funny
2:43 when my classmate were trying to get my pen
😂😂😂
0:47 Omg! That's why I like him! 😂
That's why we all like him
Best show by far
I love the delivery on "Are you my virgins?!"
4:11 😂😂
Ahmed at a BBQ.
"so Ahmed.. what do you think of the meat?“
“Silence! I'll grill you!"
@@gordonrossier7897 🤗 Ty. Would be funny to see, "hear" that in a video, cause meat now a, days it grills so, fast
That was actually Funnier than the show
@@matheustelles2116 maybe Jeff reads the comments and impliments in a show: "Jeff & Friends at a BBQ". Would be awesome to have a szene with Jeff, Ahmed, Walter at a Picknick 😊
1:30
"A... C... Phlegm..."
Too funny!
3:04 - "You idiot, you dont have an ass!" THat was the point where I spat out a mouthful of tea!!! Hilarious!
You were already taking a sip before he said that.😂
What he said? 2:55
I need some....?
@@domn_corleoneligaments balls
To be a ventriloquist and be able to do so many different voices is amazing . Love it
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Jeff:do u spell it?
Acmed: what?
Jeff: how do u spell ur name?
Acmed: oh let’s see, a,c, flem
😂😂😂😂
er, that's phlegm!
@@SpeccyMan to be fair, until I was like 19, I didn't realize it was spelled with a PH either, never mind a silent G. Who even thought that was a good spelling for the word, anyway?
I just love how he just goes on and on as Jeff fails to put his feet back.
"Son of a bitch- what the hell!? Ohwaitaminutewhatthellwhatareyoudoingwhatthestopitwhatthewhatareyoudoing... STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEE!!!"
Jeff is a comedy genius.
If this is paradise, I've been screwed!
Jeff Dunham is the number one comedian in all of the Middle East. Ironic isn’t it?
@Catherine Hazur Israel is in the middle east...
Mr.Fluffy told me that too
No he isn't the majority of the middle east don't even know him
@@bassmaster117 I came here from Fluffy 😅
he has perfectly displayed their stigma in a funny way
That high pitch "i kill you" just super funny 😅
Jeff, you are SO talented! I SO appreciate the comic relief you provide us during these tumultuous and insane times!!!😂😂😂 There should be millions of views! Share!
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2:28 he channeled his inner mario
"Sadams mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter FART!" 😂😂
A legend was born this day
I never get tired watching this.. 🤣
Hello 🫂 how are you doing today beautiful ❤️
@@johnsonbmoriswtf
SILENCE
Savage I KEEL EW!
Kris LaWho is kill keel
A Jazzy Gamer I Keel You!
Ever notice how jeff's arm moves achmed's head? It seems suspicious. Kinda like jeff is controling achmed. i dont know its just a theory
hmm maybe he’s just helping him since he’s a skeleton
@@angelgirl0948 oh yea thats possible too
XD
HOLY CRAP
He's holding his neck so he won't get stuck inside his own body.
I just can't hear the Flesh Wound joke without thinking of Monty Python's Black Knight.
Achmed is really his best character
3:02-3:07 WHOOAAAAA!! That was really good
4:10 "Are you my virgins?"
...
"I hope not."
"STOP TOUCHING ME!"🤣
"I kill you" It's the magic words🤣🤣🤣
This day my class was so annoying that I shouted "Silence!" and my friend shouted "I kill you!" back. We needed to explain and well we ended the lesson watching this😂
How many people laughed?
@@goldprime118 entire class (28 people) including our teacher
r/thathappened
@@goldprime118 the whole world
Hope you're not american
SILENCE I KEEL YOU
Edit: XDDDDDDDDD
I went to a Jeff Dunham show last night and he made a new thing “silence I touch you” and he kept saying it, it was quite funny
@@zjoskesel890 it's a joke
@Zjoske Sel its a joke
Lol xd
STOP TOUCHING ME
This doll is very fanny
This just never gets old💜
“I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS!” Lmao 😂
greenlee7smythe wait something is backwards holy crap.
LoL
280th like
i actually didnt notice he had that beard until now
same XD
LOL ME TOO
Jeff Dunham and all his characters are so funny 😂😂😂 just love them.
Hello Charlotte..
😂😂😂😂 still funny so many years later.