Unintentional ASMR: alternative medicine Examination | Personal Attention | Loop
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ต.ค. 2022
- a relaxing hypnosis session
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But how can we be sure anything worked when the healer didn’t even check the leg length..
Because 90 % of the time it works 35% of the time
I know!!!!! Leg length is step one!!!!! …YO!
Remember to drink lots and lots of water and have a wonderful result. ….YO!
Show me a no, show me a yes
Is it in? Is it out? Is it the Auxput?.... Okay
When the CEO of the company finally starts engaging more with the staff
The staff is with you, HR is with you, Linda in accounting is with you, The mailroom and The receptionist are with you, Chip and Dale rescue rangers are also with you.
Look I'd rather just have 2 chipmunks with me than most people in general
Archangel grounds keeper willy is with you
All the rescue rangers are with you, but it is Monterey Jack primarily
Excellent reference.
Bro didn't even work on his lymphatic system. But he has potential. Really needs to encourage the patient to drink more water and demand they have a wonderful response if he wants those legs to stay even.
90% of people feel someone holding their feet even when no one is touching them, and the other 10% have feet that are off by a 32nd of an inch half the time.
.. you know that you cannot "do work" on the lymphatic system by waving your hands around someone, right? You know that.. Right? Like you know that.... Right?
@@Floydrose335you obviously are new to the quack healer asmr comment section. It is a reference to another famous ASMR video.
@Floydrose335 yes they know, it's a running gag you missed
This is a great video on sexual harassment in the workplace. Well done
Fun fact the guy in the video Darryl banged him
😂😂😂
Oh man, that comparison. I can't look serious anymore.
TSA is out of control. No wonder I missed my last flight.
Underrated.
LOL
Underrated comment
BAHAHAHAHA😂😂
😂😂😂
Mark my words, this video is going to be a staple in the asmr comedy community someday soon. I’m excited for the comments to come.
I hope so! Also excited for the comments!
Just came to the comments for the comedy lol 😅
I’m sure his mucous membranes are ok now. …YO!
You will be laughed at for not knowing what the placebo effect is. I come from a scientific background but if you think these videos are all fake and no healing happens….
You'd need a, premium TH-cam account without commercial breaks for that. Those have pretty much ruined all the famous "healing" videos for me, because they totally pull you out the experience.
He’s doing some healing, but is way more engaged than the other “doing some healing” guy, who just sat on a chair making hand gestures. This guy is bringing his A-game to ensure his patient has a wonderful response
You'd better not be slandering Dr. Saul Shaye 😤
You dont talk shit about the Shaye.
I’ll put Dr. Saul against this impostor any day
How can you say that? Shaye has the voice, the clipboard and the lion tie. Plus he has better hair than this boyo.
You don’t have to be that engaged when god is working through you
The great youtube ASMR community dropping another banger, thank you
Who could have imagined that the “I’m Not Touching You!” game could have such healing power?
Underrated comment 👏
I was literally gonna say that it looks like he is trying to pester or goad him into a fight, and he is being super patient.
Wow. This is not how I expected someone to get measured for a Bespoke suit...
Or a navy suit for war.
Alexander technique + reiki + hypnosis induction + ambient noise = wonderful response
The movement at the start is perfectly natural. When you stand straight and keep your eyes closed, your body will sway in order to maintain balance.
He slighted the Archangels by not inviting them into his healing space. There will be talk around the heavenly water cooler 😂
I wore my navy suit for war when I watched this and crazy enough I felt like somebody was touching my feet when nobody actually was.
The subject looked like he finished his shift at Lowes at 5pm but had to deliver a sermon at 6pm.
😂
This guy should be signed up for planet of the apes. He’s got the language down perfectly.
someone will watch this video and be all like “ is that jonathan from middle school ? “ 😂😂”I guess he has magic powers now “ 😂😂
A huge part of true healing IS ASMR, its the response and stimulation caused by the energy and or the sensory response of the movements/touches and calming environment. ASMR is your body releasing relaxing hormones which does help the physical healing process. Same concept as laughter being medicine or whatever. Just a thought.
Hold that thought.
@@publius1252😭
If a car salesman and a magician had a baby....
Ooo the practitioner guy gives off creepy Van Helsing vibes. Love it. Hopefully it helped the subject, even if just psychosomatically (which can also be very important!!)
He’s swaying more than me after 5 drinks and 8 shots.
😂
How can any healing be done without feathers and a egg?
At first I thought this was a very long pat down before a Mafia meeting.
10/10 exorcism. Priest even beat boxed the demons away
This is how I'd expect aliens would treat their human captives
The gentle stomach caress at 1:50 was pure unintentional asmr comedy.
The original video's comments section has a hilarious comment about 5:26 Can you guess what they said?
As a "cleint", I would experience Laugh therapy doing this. Not sure how the guy resist laughing, the sound the guy produces is hilarious.
i see what you did there, "cleint". 😅
I doubt insurance helps with this guy's (probably) ridiculous prices.
Johnny Drama from Entourage getting some much needed magic healing
But did he do work with the endocrine glands? Or old memories affecting the present?
Leg length not checked => clearly a scam
I like seeing things.
The healing works better when u wear multiple shades of purple
...and drink plenty of water.
So kind of Kyle Maclachlan to perform these healings in his free time
This level of b.s. gives me so much of the tinglies 😊
Edit : did someone cut a fart at 6:59?
He didn’t swipe the bad energy off his nipples like the other guy.
It's the self deception for me... I mean the cardigan
Those two often get mixed up.
This is the funniest comment ever
Took me 8 minutes to realize he wasn't wearing a Kmart employee vest
Hey do kmarts still exist haven’t seen one like in 30 years
Hoping this also includes balancing the spiritual centers and the patient drinks plenty of water.
No leg length, no healing, its a law!
This doctor looks like an evil 18th century werewolf
I like how the "patient" is trying not to laugh.
No, that's just a side effect.
"I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!" for experts. Younger siblings everywhere take note.
If you squint you can pretend this is Robert Pattinson acting like a chimp.
My dude is trying to speed run the Alexander Technique. “Uh” is just him saying “allow the back to lengthen and widen” as light speed.
In holywood adaptation of this, Diego Luna would play the healer.
I hope he has a wonderful response.
Only if he drinks plenty of water and is not one of the unlucky 10%.
His strong finger game is mesmerizing! Did you see him sprinkle the magic salt?
I love that as the wierdness goes up the more it relaxes me!
The healer reminds me of those magicians from children's birthday parties.
5:03 that was wild
He knows how to push the right buttons.
The no covered sneeze really put a cherry on top
5:28 when all you want is the healing, but you’re allergic😢
Perhaps he should have used the anesthetic spell before healing?
BS is some of my favorite asmr.
Sir the doctor will be with you shortly. We were all just watching the news about an escaped mental patient in the area.
Lined up his chakras so tight it made dude cough
I'm glad this stopped his persistent throat problem
This is the strangest way I've ever seen to teach someone how to do the robot...
Underrated comment 😂
me explaining why i am right and my husband standing there afraid to agree or disagree.
He really full-palmed the dude's pooch and said "mmmmmm" after he decided the first grab wasn't enough
There's no room for error with these type of sessions, one fart and it's game over!
lmao the guys grabby-hands as he sneezed
50 percent of people dont feel anything at the time
Afterwards, the other 50 percent suddenly feel lighter, suddenly
missing a wristwatch, gold chain, wedding rings and even dental crowns.
The patient looks like his legs must be totally different lengths!
These lies are extremely relaxing.
When Im working on the computer and its close to my dogs dinner time.
The best thing about this is that anyone can do it. And I do mean ANYONE.
Ever wonder what happened to that kid who did the Robot dance in your high school talent quest in the 80's ...
I did some healing with your sideburn cemter. Have a wonderful response
This is what happens when the bard has no spell slots.
Very good
Orlando Bloom does alternative medicine
This young whippersnapper got a long way to go to get Dr. Saul Shaye achievement.
It must be really difficult trying to stand still with his eyes closed. Plus why didn't he remove his jumper before healing
And the Healer still has his jacket on whilst being quite vigorous
Well it took me 3min to realize the music video was never going to start the guy doing the healing just keep doing his own back up noises 😭
5:48 "And i teach you to chick chiggy boom, chick chiggy boom, chick chiggy boom."
I would pay for this to done to me, if dubbed an ASMR experience. If he charged $30 a pot for 15min I would be down for it
I see a lot of people commenting under these types of videos asking, "What are they doing??" Healing the sick. That's what they are doing. Just say you are jealous of the power granted to them by cosmic beings and go!
Kyle Maclachlans best role since Twin Peaks
You know he sneezed all over Lil Saul's hand.
burnt my feet running to the comment section, didn't disappoint!!! lol
BTK certainly has changed his MO
3:26 ok I’m gonna make soft noises next to your ears. Close your eyes and tell me left or right
Right. Left. Left. Right.
Imagine having someone hear this video playing from another room.
I did notice a little bit of a lid lag still, might have to do it again.
Corey Feldman at it again.
How does this handsome gypsy have such amazing hotel powers?
@4:19 subject achieves cat leprosy - he miaows as his rotting limbs fall off
The guy recording almost got the nerve up to run but knew he’d be killed!
imagine your ceo decides to do this instead of a pizza party
he knows every man's G spot!
4:46 the client starts smiling because even he knows its horseshit HAHAHA
Went from twilight to this what happened 😂
Have a wonderful response.
How would he respond to the banana?
4:15 "Achieving Catalepsy". That's a good thing?
I feel like I just watched a really bad hypnotist stage show.
But the question is, do you feel relaxed?🤔
@@unintentionalasmrhub4287 I’d be lying if I said I didn’t
i mean you did just watch a really bad hypnotist stage show, but it wasnt on stage, and the person in the video sincerely believes they have magical healing powers.
The "Cleint" is relaxed
Last year this guy ran amok at the Vatican paralyzing 30 Priests in hypnotic trances.
...But the he's going to check a lot of things automatically.
Even when he's not touching them.
Sounds like a light saber battle
This is our universe Doctor Strange