What if You Talked in Subnautica? (Parody) - Part 1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ค. 2020
- The player character in Subnautica doesn't talk, which seems odd. You're stranded on an alien planet surrounded by nothing but water! Surely you'd same something... Let's fix that! Join me as I give the player a voice! Turns out, you might start going a bit looney after some time alone with nothing to eat but fish.
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You know the funny thing is I’ve watch these two series like 17 times
True i have watched it a lot to
Do all your stories end up with the main character getting multiple voices in their head, because spirits or insanity?
did you know lifepod 3 lifepod 2 and lifepod 19 are the same people officer keen and cto yu also cto yu left berkerly to die and also killed officer keen using a leviathan shes a murderer
are you planning to do Below Zero?
"I'm afraid of the dark"
*turns on light*
"I'M AFRAID OF THE LIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Seems about right
me at 3 am be like
@@Ribbons0121R121 same
Sounds like me playing a Resident Evil game.
Yay another furry!
@@Aboredfemboi88 Furry life is best life
The scary thing is, you can tell he's going insane. as time progresses, he starts to incorporate more sound effects into his speech, he mis-pronounces things more often, and laughs at random. he then begins acting as two personalities, and it's glaringly obvious he is not in a great state of mind.
15:20 be like
Its Freemans mind all over again
Uh, I've started mis-pronouncing stuff more in real life, should I be concerned?
@@firehazzard8497 honestly? no. I mis-type things more often now, bnut that comes as an effect of being in quarentine for almost six months. your peobably doing fine.
At least he isn't seeing things, like Appsro did. xD
“Oh come on who designed this thing, IKEA!”
That made me laugh far more than it should’ve
No it didn't make you laugh hard enough lol I died at that part
Best thing i've heard all day, should have watched this video earlier
i mean affordable is one of ikeas main mottos, as a swede i only go to ikea if i need to.
i got lost once too the ikea i was at was the oldest one, its design is old and mazey.
Someone copied ur comment
Same
I just love when the Sunbeam blows up, he just stares into the distance for 30 seconds in utter shock
you DIDNT
This planet is filled with hatred.
We all did
Who wouldn't after seeing you're one hope be blown up in an amazing explosion
I really thought skull in hand was Papyrus from undertale for a minute sorry
You have to make a whole series about this game. Don't ask why, just do it.
Edit: Thank you to everyone who made this comment noticable enough for him to see and make another episode of this game. That warms my soul.
Agreed
Agreed, I have played this game for 609 hours and I would still love to see played by others!
Agreed
I to agree
69... nice
IKEA made the escape pods.
Sounds about right.
Ikea är bäst och ni ljuger
Na, the instructions to fix the machines in it would be more complicated than just sticking an electric tool into another electrical sparking machine
yeh
and the rocket
Yes they put “almost” all things there. Like they should
This guy is hilarious, and the insanity the character develops is genius, so many different characters to keep track of though
i was waiting for the "Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the regin. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?" whole episode LOL
“You may have minor head trauma”
*whatever I’m perfectly carrot*
...
*so I might have brain trauma*
He's fine. He surblibed with only tribial brain dablage.
Train bramua
@@duelphantom6065 yes
Brain damage amage amage.
@@peterseaboldt1250 ah, i see you're a man of culture aswell
"We went and visited the Aurora earlier... met a friend"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
yeah, that's a normal reaction... hindsight tends to be a lot more chill, also...
Well, he screams les than Markiplier so...
Lmaoooo
Yup that's just about your typical first reaction to seeing the reaper leviathan face to face.
I actually laughed so hard on that part
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂
18:34 Nutty with a distinct aftertaste of FISH!!! DAMN IT!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
15:18: I love that screaming whilst being attacked by the dreaded Reaper Leviathan.
When ever he said "Alexa how do I build a space ship" the Alexa i have started explaining it. Lol
R/yeahthathappened
Listen to her... She's trying to tell you how to escape the hell that is earth
That happened to me
Bro same here LOL
@@gokkan7494 shouldn't you be with the survey core
I like how since day 7 he begins referring to himself not as “I” or “me” but instead as “we” and “us” to show his madness lurking in his mind
its actually day 7
AL-AN???
He's becoming schizophrenic..
Omg it's true good job noting that
oh haha that's a good touch
I'm glad he's doing so well on Earth now, he really needed someone else to talk to
Becky is in just as bad shape as him
@@antonfowler6582you mean Trillian and Becky
that Ozzy line is absolute PERFECTION.
I will always miss ozzy
"damn suicidal guppy, what evolutionary advantage does exploding solve" 😂😂😂 I lost it at this
There is a kind of ants that explodes though
@@kingdonut8272 To be fair, ants operate as a collective where individuals don't matter to the survival of the hive as a whole. So exploding as an offensive or defensive tool does actually make sense for them.
Ikr
It is true though lol
HAHAHAHA! That was perfect!! 🤣🤣🤣
Though he does make a fair point. What does that accomplish for the Crashfish?
PDA "You have suffered minor head trauma..."
Character "Whatever I'm perfectly carrot. Okay I might have a little head trauma."
hes a perfect carrot
He’s due to fully mutate into a vegetable by the time he returns home to Alterra
lol I'm typing this with my foot right now and this whole sentence
his name is arthur get it right !!!!!!
@@objectshowshipper and Art, and Arty, and Aaaarrrr.
When he says "we"or "us" he just sounds like an enthusiastic TH-camr.
Also I love Subnautica, thank you for the laughs!
7:32 “Damn suicidal guppy! What evolutionary advantage does exploding solve?!”
Aquatic creeper
“*VERY LOUD SCREAM* FABRICATOR I NEED YOU TO REATTACH A FINGER” just sent me
Same a fabricated attach a t fjngr
FABRICATOR! AGAIN!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lavenderfrog520 Or lav ah yes
Reee
"Ahh im afraid of the dark im afraid of the dark" *turns on flashlight* " AHHH IM AFRAID OF THE LIGHT IM AFRAID OF THE LIGHT" i DIED
“OH COME ON, WHO DESIGNED THIS THING, IKEA?”
-Laugh 2020
They should do below xero
@@soulless_jake540 but the protagonist talk
@@Urmom-xu2bd true
well it does say press start to laugh . _ .
Don't do the -name 2020
This was WAAAAAAY to fun to watch. Seemed like a real comedy movie.
Also, favorite quote was “AHHH! AAAHH!! AAAAAAAHG!!!! DAMN SUICIDAL GUPPY”
I’ve never been jumpscared *and* made to laugh at the same time before. Neat.
Did I spend 20 minutes watching a guy talking to himself and going mad over fish
Yez
Yes and it was glorious
@@dylankersten3383
Yes
@@ninjakittytamer7435 yez
Yes and i will too
Character: "No Insta-snap-book? Ugh, might as well just die now."
Reaper: "Need a hand?"
wait who, OHHHHHH you mean Benjamin.
also your welcome for being first commenter Lol
yes sir
Need a fin? Or.......mandible, rather?
I'd thumb the comment, but a comment about being unable to connect, with 404 thumbs? Sorry, that's gonna stay.
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 someone's gonna do it eventually, then you can like it
*sees Aurora explode through pod viewport* "I am now glad that this thing is an escape pod, but at the same time my need for a bathroom has suddenly doubled."
By the way, the devs should make the story of Ozzy and the Crazy Gravy Train canon to the games' storyline.
I
love his voice it fits riley very well and how he talks is about how any normal person would react being on a alien plant that is 90% water.
"People eat seaweed, right?"
Yes, yes they do. Not only is it edible, its very easy to make safe for consumption, and is relatively nutritious, though lacking in fat and protein. As such, finding a good supply of it is a great find in a survival situation
YES
but yet riley canf eat it
@IncredibleJake690
Aren’t seaweed also salty?
@@neutralball1099 yeah I’ve heard it is
@@Unknown0User787
In that case, they’ll either have to eat with all the salt inside, or try and find a way to get some or all of the salt out before eating.
*Detecting increased radiation*
“Oh so Alexa CAN tell I’m peeing myself” I’m honestly dead 😂
I read it while he said it
“Yeah,the drive core. Totally not my pee after drinking that fish water. Nope. Oh boy.”
@@ugakugathedestructor4719 same
I've never known I've needed something so bad as this channel till you discover it. Thank you for being you!
5:35 I miss when I was scared of the safe shallows, now I'm stranded in the lava zone with nothing but a half broken prawn suit
We went to the aurora earlier met a friend AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that part made me laugh so much
He met benjamin
I jumped of scary
timestamp?
Time stamp 15:17
Oh this 15:14 yeah 😂😂
16:52 “And we met a friend.”
*screaming intensifies*
Reaper : thomas all engines go
Guy :thomas fans
The dude screaming: me
The leviathan: the weird side of youtube
I have heard him scream for 48 hours help
Watch the seamoth steering wheel during this scene
Oh, and we went and visited the Aurora earlier. Met a friend.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’ve watched this like 100 times and it’s still funny 😂
"Visited Aurora. Met a friend"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Story of my life.
I have been laughing my guts out.
"Detecting multiple levi-"
*character force quits the game*
Wait, in real life scenario isnt force quiting just suicide
@@grubskies4221I hope not
2:57
PDA: You have suffered minor head trauma
Player: Whatever I’m perfectly carrot! Yeah ok I might have head trauma.
“Detecting increased local radiation levels: oh I guess Alexa can tell I’m peeing myself”
Made me laugh so hard
"IM AFRAID OF THE DARK!!!"
Turns on flashlight
"AAAA! IM AFRAID OF THE LIGHT!!!!"
That sent me, i felt that
Found comment when he said that
yes
"WHO DESIGNED THIS THING?! IKEA?!" line killed me
Wait I thought this was the bathroom
@@jellydante WELL IT SAID THIS WAS THE BATHROOM! THEY BUILT IT WRONG!
Well I had to shit on the floor
@@jellydante i had to shit in my pants
@@jellydante I had to shit in the fabricator
It gave me doom 3
I watched this 5 times, And every single time i play subnautica his words start playing in my head.
"What if You Talked in Subnautica?"
Unknown Worlds: "write that down, write that down!"
"Maybe if I gather up enough scrap around here I could build a space ship"
*foreshadowing intensifies*
“We went and visited the Aurora recently, we met a new friend”
Cutaway
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
Yep, that’s the appropriate reaction to a Reaper Leviathan
Also, I love the fact that he starts to slowly go insane overtime
"Shut up"
"No YOU shut up!"
"Things are coming together nicely."
When he was screaming and the reaper was holding onto the seamoth look at the wheel
I pissed my pants
“Hey are these blades sharp?”
“OH GOD! FABRICATOR, FINGER AGAIN!!!”
1:22 I don’t think they have Internet routers or another fucking planet
1:26 player:whatever I’m perfectly carrot!
This aint if the player in subnautica talked, this is if Handsome Jack was the player in Subnautica.
not a single mention of butt stallion. I am so disappointed
underrated comment
The au crossover fanfiction I never knew I needed in my life 🤣
@@wolfgodakira592 Same, or of "Bandits are pyscopaths"
Oh hey I was just playing tales from the borderlands!
Seriously, I would pay to have a whole series of you doing the full tilt lost his mind at sea character. Captain: "Shut up." Panic: "NO, YOU SHUT UP!" lol
So would I. I love that stuff
I think reason him going crazy is brain damage from almost drowning
Neebs gaming sort of did that kind of thing with this game
They need to do this now
I just now took time to notice he somehow made his voice sound like he was actually a diver talking despite not actually being a diver.
This is actually funny to watch and is pretty good ASMR while playing subnautica.
Him: “Let’s see if there’s a hardware store outside”
The Ocean: *Last Surprise Intensifies*
God that song is good.
I like how he say's "We" Reffering To Him and "Alexa" What a Lonely Guy
Oh yeah, I guess there are 3 of them.
its the voice inside of his head
Well enjoy 1 year isolated from human society
He Says WE because He Developer shizofenia
Craw has
15:19 when you scream louder than that leviathan
17:06 Alexa: "Your current bill stands at 3 million credits" Press Start to Laugh: "WHAT!!!!!!"
I absolutely love how he gives character to voices. Not just voicing them, but making it feel like they're actually talking. As if the character ACTUALLY said that. It's amazing.
Alternative title: A psychopath gets stranged on an alien ocean planet and starts grabbing all the fish,
and cooks and consumes them
And turns into a pirate
7:28 PDA: Exploding has the evolutionary benefit of dying
19:50 with a distinct aftertaste of *FISH DAMMIT*
Escape pod AI: "launch in 3...2...1..."
PSTL: "Wait Launch? I thought this was the bathroom." *is visibly confused*
PSTL: "How am I gonna get back? Someone will come get me right?*
*Aurora blows up*
PSTL: "well..never mind..."
Me: yup seems pretty legit 🤣🤣
he forgot to put the panic in the right place...
NOW THERE'S PANIC IN THE ENTIRE VIDEO EXCEPT FOR AURORA'S EXPLOSION!
9:04 *_"DAMN SUICIDAL GUPPY"_*
i spat out my drink through my nose.
Underated
Ew
Same here dude, I was drinking coffee while it was still hot.
Ohhhhh! noooooooooo!
SAME
I love to come back every now and then and rewatch this series
6:05
Arthur: now how do I use it?
*touches end and gets zapped*
Arthur: OW F(Bleep)K!
XD
"EVERY THING TASTES LIKE FISH"
my new favorite series
Why does this reminds me of Timmy turner’s dad surviving In Subnautica.
Because both have the intelligence of a doughnut?
dinkleberg
*DINKLEBURG*
Who was that again?
“It’s hard to eat nuts when your crying.”
I would gladly go through the difficult process of adding this as a mod
Any game: Has a character that doesn't talk
Press Start: This sounds like a job for me
I’ve noticed that the “we” started after the aurora explosion and probably by him starting to get infected, one of the last emotions he has before the explosion is anger but when he gets the sea moth he develops captain, he develops the more edgy side later on, so combined with the radiation not being patched in this episode he gets more and more irradiated, combined with isolation and disease he would make personalities based on what he has had experienced and because he hates the planet he would develop something that hates everything, an edgy personality to mask fear, etc, but they only really develop under their own conditions
I know it’s a year later but, Yep!
@@XENOWOLFI I know it's 2 weeks later but Yep
@Jay the protogen I know it's 3 minutes later but Yep
I know it's one month ago but yep
@@blu.draigon I know it was an hour ago but yep
I love the fact that his sanity declines a little bit at a time and he becomes mad.
Attention to detail
2:10 when i saw that cutscene for the first time thats exactly what i thought lol
5:06 TIME FOR MORE FISH WATER! UUGGHH
Him: goes to the dunes. Also him: WAS THAT A SNAKE ON P90 AX WITH THE JAWS OF LIFE STRAPPED TO HIS FACE
More like the jaws of death
@Charles Sutcliffe I visited your channel...
@Charles Sutcliffe look at my channel once...
I physically did not see anything other than his sub taking hull damage from going too deep. What monster is he talking about and why didn't I see it?
EDIT: Never mind, I found it.
the idea of the character going slowly crazy from isolation and what not is hilarious and totally believable, also please make this a series, its hilarious
20:52, the long PAUSE there and then him just saying: " *Well shit* " got me. lol
7:34 This character is supposed to be stupid, but that is actually a very good point. XD
The beginning reminded me of iron man 3 when Jarvis says “at the end of every sentence I say the wrong cranberries”... just thought I’d bring that up.
“ We visited the Aurora earlier, met a friend, aaaaaahhhhhh” the left me laughing the whole time
0:14 this would legit fit in the story lol 😂
Every subnautica players first encounter with a leviathan is always either a crazy maniacal laugh, sad whimper crying and running for their life, or the lunatic who wants to. Try kill it
That Reaper Leviathan looks like something out of H.P. Lovecraft's nightmares!
I want to see him run into the Sea Dragon or Ghost Leviathans
@@darkspider11 yes
Not really, its not a rotting mass of tentacles, eyes and teeth and more to the point, its not a black person
@@weldonwin Lol
what about shadow leviathan?
“Oh a radiation suit I hope the does not mess with my brain WELP TIME TO GROW NEW FEET
Seems no matter how many times you play subnautica the Aurora exploding will always seem interesting to watch
13:55 you went crazy for a second there
Ironically checking what supplies you have is a smart move in a survival situation
16:03 First meeting the Reaper leviathan
16:49 When trying to find the enter the Aurora
19:51 Me ordering a pizza after playing Subnautica
19:54 Me realizing the other side of a island
“MOVE IT OR LOSE IT OLD LADY”
- Press Start To Laugh
4:37 God that laught makes my day everytime I hear it :)
"Well Sh***" that made me crack up on how he reacted to the spaceship being destroyed by a moving building
The theory really: *why doesn’t the man talk to his self to be more insane?*
But this is epic as well
I just found this video. I'm loving it so far. I love narrative play throughs.
you deserve more subs for basically changing games completely
The screaming while staring at a reaper sounds about right for the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, etc times you see it.
thank you Press Start for making me want my last words to be a "poorly constructed Ikea furniture" joke.
Quick ending, if you talked you would send multiple distress signals like the other pods did, causing the warmers to find and kill you.
I had this vid on recommended and thought, OK I can give it a minute or two. Oh boy was I wrong, I chuckled through the whole thing, great job!
*takes a bow*
"this is all your fault" "what you took the green thing" "no I didn't"
That sudden cut to the Reaper Leviathan scared the shit out of me
You and me both!
Data pad"You have suffered head trauma" me"really...I feel fine...I'm not suffering from brain damage...I'm not suffering brian damege.....I'm not suffering from Brain damage....ooo look, a data pad"
8:39 this sounds so authentic. I feel like watching The Martian for the first time again. Thanks for that experience