Imperial decree 8, under pain of slaneahi butt loving, it is hereby known that it is illegal to educate the death corps to proper use of grenade launchers in particular point, close combat application or regular and reported use of said system as primary/ only melee weapons. The emperor saves! Carry on servants.
@@JeanLucCaptain TBF, the Inquisition is Mortal too, so it's more that they got put in their place by common humans with little disregard for preservation
Even better is the mental image of this insane, suicidal charge being the salvation of Inquisitors and Astartes. In the immortal words of Reclusiarch Grimaldus: Your request for reinforcement is acknowledged.
@@radekmikoska4296 I would say it is actually completely sensible to bayonet charge a daemon horde, they have been shown in lore to be more vulnerable to melee weapons after all.
Krieg guardsman looking at a Dreadknight: “How is that combat effective?! I can see his head!” Grey Knight: “Ah, but can you hit and kill him?” Krieg guardsman lines up his shovel and throws it, embedding it in the head of the Dreadknight pilot, and nocking it over. Grey Knight: “WHAT ARE YOUR SHOVELS MADE OF!?”
Space Marine: Inquisitor we're surrounded ! Stormtrooper: We'll be overrun ! Inquisitor: We Need a Miracle Sudden Krieg Grenadier charge saves the day Grenadier: Sorry we're late Inquisitor, Steve forgot his Shovel in the trench
The thought of an entire unit of Grenadiers turning about face to ensure the entire unit is equipped according to protocol is too beautiful! I can imagine a commisar or two having accidents trying to rush protocol in such circumstances as this one...
Let's be fair: it was probably a komissar who did not have his kit, and his unit would not advance until 'combat ready' out of duty. Do you really think a Krieg guardsman, surviving that long in a campaign, would ever be unprepared?
Me: *Builds several miles of trenches, filled with traps, toxic gas, and artillery and bunker positions* The kids from the other high school at the meet: *Nervous Tom*
Kriegsman: "For you, it was a desperate action, your death only moments away and failure of the entire war resting on the outcome. For us, it was Tuesday."
A sea of monstrosities, a literal blanket of blades, claws and jaws that even the toughest of armors cannot hope of resisting for long... Guardman : "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !" Comissar/Inquisitor : "HaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !" Space Marine : "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh !" Kriegsman : "It's not even my birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay !!!!!!!!"
At least he gets shit done, those gray knight and inquisetor coward pussies cant even ball up to lead the forces like proper servants of the emperor. It's either cowardice or stupidity because if they were there in the field, they could had killed Zufor when he was most vulnerable. Now they lost the chanse at a great victory.
Grey Knight Brother Captain: 'Everything went well. We're requesting reinforcements' Rex: 'Well that's gr... wait if everything went well why do you need reinforcements' Grey Knight: 'Are you questioning us?' Rex: 'Err...no.'
In the book of "phrases in the 41st millennium that should have you pissing yourself in terror:" Grey Knights requesting reinforcements should be somewhere between Daemonettes wanting to make you their new special friend, and whatever the horrifying noise an Eversor assassin makes.
@@lordfrostwind3151 ok but daemonetts wanting a GAURDMEN to be their special friend and then treating like a actual life long partner is the scariest shit ever
Blackadder: It's the same plan that we used last time and the seventeen times before that. Melchett: Exactly! And that is what is so brilliant about it! It will catch the watchful Hun totally off guard! Doing precisely what we've done eighteen times before is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time!
Interrogator Darling: "In short, the enemy seems to know all of our battle plans." Lord Inquisitor Melchett: "You seem surprised, Blackadder?" Inquisitor Blackadder: "I am indeed, sir. I wasn't aware we had any battle plans." Melchett: "Of course we have! How else do you think our battles are directed?" Blackadder: "Our battles are directed, sir?" Melchett: "Of course, directed according to the Grand Plan." Blackadder: "Would that be the plan to continue with total slaughter until everyone is dead except for Lord Inquisitor Rex, Lady Rex and their tortoise, Allen?" Melchett: "By the Throne! Even you know it!"
Red Hunter Marine: what is that clicking metallic noise? Inquisitor: Probably somekind of warp devilry!! Red Hunter: Oh… I know now lord Inquisitor! Inquisitor`Wha? RH: IT'S THE GRENADIER BALLS OF STEEL!!!!
@@TheRaidenLP call the sisters and when they are in trouble call in saint celestine and if she gets in trouble call in OLLANIUS MOTHERFUCKING PIUS and when he is in trouble fuck you he doesnt get in trouble he makes the trouble shit its pants run and trip before he even fucking lands
Grey knight debriefing "we killed the demon, we slaughtered plague marines..." *bolt pistol and blood spatter noises* "Emperor damn you, I'm trying to report our great victory, can't you give the wounded brothers the peace of the emperor in a different room?" *disk saw sawing through flesh and bone noises* Grey knight apothecary "sorry brother, but the apothecarium is full... are you writing that we need reinforcements?" *glares in grey knight*
Greetings! Thank you, #ERROR# for using Vraks Information Kiosk (VIK) terminal #NUL# located at #NUL# You have 0 new message(s)! Do you wish to read them now? #ERROR# I see you have not caught up on citadel wide announcements because you have not logged in for 99999999 days. Would you like to review announcements at this time? >Y Thank You! WARNING Data corruption has been detected. Time date stamps are not available. Would you like to report this data corruption to your administratum? >N Thank You! Entry Date: #ERROR# To: General Special thanks to the followers of slanesh who have donated over 18 crates of Bacon Jerky to the food stores of the Citadel. Every little bit counts and the added flavorful bounty as well as a new source of protein is proving to be a huge boost to morale! Since supplies are limited, we are only handing out bacon jerky to those military units who are successful in completing dangerous assignments. Entry Date: #ERROR# To: General Level 12 Area E Dining Hall is closed until further notice, due to an accidental discharge. Please use Junction 377 next to the Dining hall if 12-E dining hall was your assigned eating area. At least until the accidental discharge stops discharging. The situation should be resolved in 2 days. Entry Date: #ERROR# To: General Due to shelling, the Level 15 section D daycare center has been shut down because of instability in the superstructure. All 68 children enrolled there will be moved to Level 6 section B until further notice. Entry Date: #ERROR# To: Tourists We understand that the followers of Slanesh kept in reserve 60 crates of bacon jerky that they handed out to the civilian population that is housed in level 70 section A through W. We understand that the followers of Slanesh are free to hand out extra supplies as they see fit, however, we would have preferred if such a rare and tasty snack was reserved for special occasions. Entry Date: #ERROR# To: Tourists It has come to the attention of the servants of Xaphan that our new guests are having a hard time navigating the Citadel. Your complaints have been registered and new maps will be uploaded to the VIK system immediately. We ask for your patience until then and to please refrain from accosting random passersby with threats of death to get directions. You merely needed to file a complaint on the VIK system. Thank you for your compliance and welcome to Vraks! Entry Date: #ERROR# To: General Due to a clerical error, the Level 15-D Daycare center was incorrectly reassigned to level 6 section B. They should have been reassigned to Level six-TEEN, section B. Unfortunately, Level 6 section B was the designated training area of the "Flesh Rippers", a band of Khorn worshipers in service to the cardinal. We send our regrets to the parents of said children. Take heart in knowing the vast majority were orphans and therefore will not be missed. Mostly. Also, the Khorn berserkers seem much happier now that they have such a collection of small and easily stacked skulls. If you think about it, the over all happiness in the galaxy has been increased, and don't we all want to make the galaxy a better place? Isn't THIS what we all are fighting for? To the parents of those few children who were not orphans, we would like to make it up to you by offering you a complementary packet of Bacon jerky. If this act of contrition is not enough, we suggest you visit the spiritual needs facility on level 8 section J. Entry Date: #ERROR# To: Security It appears that the highly addictive nature of the Bacon Jerky was not anticipated by anyone, especially citadel security forces. Last nights food riot resulted in the entire wing of Level 70 sections B and C to fight their way down to the Void Shield generators to take hostages and strap explosives to the void generator. They demand more Bacon Jerky. In order to prevent them from destroying the only means of defense that prevents the hated enemy from bombarding us from orbit until we are a smoldering pile of rubble, we complied with their demands. Fortunately, only two strike teams have been rewarded with Bacon jerky at this time. That left most of the 18 crates still available for negotiation purposes. Note that at the rate they are going through crates, we only have a few days to come up with a solution that doesn't result in the Citadel becoming a fireball visible from space. Other than negotiating with the followers of Slanesh for more bacon jerky, we are at a loss at what to do. Entry Date: #ERROR# To: Maintenance The Air intake processor for Level 6 is apparently infested with an organic, pulsating structure of unknown origin. We have been unable to figure out anything about it, since it absorbs any organic material that comes into contact with it. On the upside, the air coming through to Level 6 is not only cleaner then ever, but has a nice algae fresh scent. Someone went off half cocked and dropped a canister of TP3 down the intake vent. All it did was make it the structure angry. Well. We assume its actions were out of anger. When you are dealing with something this weird, one shouldn't believe anything with certainty. Which reminds me, we need to recruit from the civilian labor pool a new maintenance team for Level 6. If you know any good applicants, sent it up the chain of command. Preferably four people who won't be missed. Entry Date: #ERROR# To: Tourists To our guests who have come in our hour of need to help defeat the hated Krieg army. We apologize for any inconvenience, but understand until such time as we can finish processing all of you, those of you entering the facility must be registered at tourists. We understand this means you are being bombarded with advertisements, but that simply cannot be helped. If we remove you from the list, you will lose what little access you have to the citadel. Also, please respect the "no tourist" areas without an escort. Some halls have automatic defenses and we wouldn't want another accident, such as what happened to Mister Eye Gouge. Thank you for working with us in these trying times, and welcome to Vraks! Entry Date: #ERROR# To: General We have been getting many new, yet ultimately unhelpful complaints in the complaint queue. The word "No." is not helpful without additional information, no matter how many N's or O's you add to it. While I know you feel like you want to convey an echoing scream of denial, that alone will not assist us in pin pointing the nature of your problem, much less help fix it. It is important in these trying times to help us... help you. Entry Date: #ERROR# To: Security Good News! The followers of Slanesh have agreed to give us the process by which Bacon Jerky can be made! Unfortunately, there is only one source of protein that is usable in the device and that source is something called, "Long Pig.". We informed the followers of Slanesh that there are no pigs of any length on Vraks. They only replied, "You'll figure it out." So if anyone can figure it out, please contact us. We are down to the last two crates. Entry Date: #ERROR# To: General We would like to make everyone aware that the citadel is incapable of rearranging itself and we would ask all those who have been complaining that the Citadel has become, quote, "a giant maze filled with pain and regret", unquote, to please stop clogging up the complaint queue with such nonsense. Thank you for your compliance in this matter. Entry Date: #ERROR# To: Security Please be on the look out for a vandal who has apparently taken to traveling around the citadel via the access shafts and service tunnels. Someone has been going around scrawling, "Silence The Dark Heart" on the walls at various intersections and it is proving quite offensive to our guests. Thank you for your compliance in this matter.
He awoke to bolt out of bed. He looked around his barracks and no one was around. The sounds of orders given in Krieg battle cant could be heard drifting down the stairs that lead up and out. The stairwell was flanked by sand bags and dust filled the air. The light from above make the dust seem to glow and high lighted the shadows of people moving past the exit. Epsilon-228 touched his face, realizing that he has been sleeping in the nude. His gas mask was the first thing he grabbed, slipping it on. He then struggled to get his uniform on and sealed. He keeps fumbling over himself, getting tangled up as he tried to pull on his armor. It seemed to take forever, but eventually he was dressed. He touched his head and felt a dull throb. Things seemed a bit fuzzy. He wasn't about to let a little head injury stop him. He finally grabbed his lasgun and headed out. He found himself up in the trenches. No one was about. He started to move down the line, heading for the command bunker. He burst in, expecting everyone to be dead, but the officers were there, playing a card game with the inquisitor and his assistants. He just started as they sat around drinking and gambling. The only one working was the vox operator. He looked up and said, "The 1st is at the wall." The crowd at the table let out a yell and raised their mugs before getting back to the business of recreation. Epsilon-228 was confused. He spoke much louder than he intended. It was like his mouth wasn't working right, "Sirs? What is going on? Is there an assault?" The room went quiet. The ones at the table leaned forward to hunch over their cards. The lone light above the table shined down to cast shadows over their faces. They did nothing save the inquisitor, who stood up and leaned into the light, illuminating his wizened face. The cracks in his skin were deep fissures that criss crossed the yellowing parchment that passed for skin. He spoke softly, "You missed the assault. Don't worry. You can go in the fourth wave... if we need it." Epsilon-228 backed up, slowly shaking his head. He over slept? No one woke him up? He turned to flee out into the trenches. He ran into ladder, paused, then climbed up into no-mans-land. As he hauled himself up, the sounds of distant shelling were replaced with a constant tone that filled his ears. A ringing sound not unlike he heard once long ago when a shell went off next to him and left him dazed and deaf. Everything was tinted red. The sky was rolling back clouds with red flashes The clouds rolled overhead far too fast to be natural. No-mans-land was flat. Featureless. Far in the distance was the Vraksian wall. He could see his fellow guardsmen beneath it. Epsilon-228 started to run across the plain. As he closed he saw things rising up into the sky. He watched his fellow guardsmen get shot and a wispy, transparent, blue-white version of said shot guardsman rose up into the sky. A blindingly bright white light shined down from... somewhere. The wisps were flying into it. Epsilon-228 Tried to get closer, but a hand grabbed his shoulder from behind. He spun around as he pulled away and looked at the one who grabbed him. An Adeptus Astarties stood there, naked. He was completely hairless and completely perfect. He was like a greek statue of the idealized human form. He had never seen the man before, but the face was very familiar. It was hard to get a good look because the sun was setting behind him and the giant, blazing red giant filled half the sky and was casting long shadows. Epsilon-228 raised his hand to shield his eyes and tried to get a better look. The Adeptus spoke, but Epsilon-228 could only hear the ringing. It raised a hand and pointed at him. It spoke three words, and while he couldn't hear anything, he could read his lips easily enough. I. Curse. You. That was the point where Epsilon-228 woke up. He tried to jump out of bed, but failed due to the pain. Instead he collapsed back into the cot he was lying on, trying to get his bearings. The nightmare had passed, but the fear had not. Whatever that was, it was terrifying. And he knew... somehow... something... was very.... very... very... wrong. The nurse came over and looked down at him, "I'm afraid while you are here, you can't have your gas mask. But this wing is-" Epsilon-228 cut the attendant off in mid-sentence, "Stop." The nurse paused and looked at Epsilon-228, curious. "Something is very wrong. I don't need my gas mask. What I need..." he closed his eyes to gather his strength. "...what I need is for YOU to send for... ...an inquisitor."
Zuhfor Gazed out across the battle. Suddenly, a rumble shook the ground and Zuhfor looked back to see the gatehouse crumble and collapse, cutting off his escape route. His bodyguards voiced concerns, but Zuhfor cut them off with a single hand gesture. There was a moment of silence as Zuhfor contemplated his options. Then he gave a single order, "Send in... The Heavy" Meanwhile, in a nearby Krieg tank, the commander was calling out numbers to adjust the main cannon as he used his remote controlled Mega-Bolter. However, something was off. A sound. It was building. He paused the mega-bolder to listen. Was that... music? ~/...I been a bad bad bad bad man./~ ~/And I'm in deep... yeah./~ ~/I found a brand new love for Khorn/~ ~/And can't wait till you see./~ ~/I can't wait.../~ Suddenly a giant adamantine chain saw cut through the outside of the tank and stabbed into main compartment. Metallic claws grabbed the edges of the tear and ripped open the hull of the tank. Now, the commander could hear the music quite clearly as one of the Demon-machine hybrids reached forward to close a mechanical waldo around the Commander's head. ~/SO HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?/~ The Blood slaughterer squeezed and felt no small amount of satisfaction at the "pop".
The Death Korp coming over the hill is a fucking LOTR or ENDGAME moment if I’ve ever fucking seen one. This is why The men of Krieg are my favorite soldiers in 40k. AND THIS ISNT EVEN THE FINAL BATTLE
When I first started playing 40k my friend who played guardsmen would use his infantry to screen for his tanks, and i was like "that's not realistic, its the other way around." He simply said "death korp."
Actially no, im pretty sure thats how it works irl. Infantry screens against enemy infantry so they can't get in close enough to use their AT weapons on the armor
Actually, that is how it works. Your infantry screens for your tanks to prevent ambushes from enemy infantry with portable anti-tank weapons and your tanks support the infantry in case they run into enemy armor and to take out fighting positions the infantry can't get near.
Pyran Dragoons: (Gets ordinary patrol duty) PD: Ah hell no! Death Korps: (Finds dozens of Astates and Inquisitors are getting murdered by Daemons) DK: (Laughs in Krieg. Fixes bayonets)
Demons start poring out of a rift in reality Most Guardsman: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! Kreig Death Corps Guardsman: (Excited gas-mask noises and fixing of bayonets.)
Death Korps rifles and Hellguns are semi-automatic only. Korps doctrine prescribes aimed fire and advises against spray and pray tactics. These Grenadiers were likely firing as past they could pull the trigger because there was no need to aim as there was no way they could miss.
@@Hellhound23691 even their hellguns? Are you 100% sure that they took away that basic function from the grenadiers as well? I could see the deathkorps being so... special people they would get special gear. But what i could find about the XIV the standard issue hellgun for a krieg grenadier, i found a few sentenxes referring to the stress the weapon goes through in full auto
@@jamesmortimer4016 I could be wrong. I've seen a few references in older lore to Krieg hellguns having a slight disadvantage in CQB because of a lack of full auto but it's 40K lore. It wouldn't be 40k of there weren't contradictions lol. It honestly would make sense for the assault troops to have full auto hand weapons.
Grey knight: inquisition come in. Inquisitor: reading you loud and clear undefeatable grey knights, tell us who is #1 on the deamon kill board today? Grey knight: actually we need reinforcements... Inquisitor: b~but you're the ones *WE* call for reinforcements Grey knight: yes well we're being overwhelmed by chaos, so reinforce please and thank you. Inquisitor: not only can we not do that, we actually refuse... Grey knight:... thats probably a smart idea. Inquisitor (loud sweating over coms) 😰
Yeah I know how they feel. The chaos gods always like to “test” our defenses on medrengard by sending daemonic legions at us. It doesn’t end well for them.
@Michael Lara lost?! You think I lost?!?! I become a daemon primarch of chaos undivided, destroy Dorns, and massacre imperial fists and you call that a loss?!?!?! Guilliman showing up was icing on the cake. It made Dorn feel even more inadequate because he needed the glorious “SPIRITUAL LIEGE” to bail him out!
this should be made into a movie or at least a battle field series. Imagine wh40k in BF graphics, with the spesh mariens as heroes like in battle front. Holy hot crap.
I've been bitching about this not being made forever. Could you imagine playing a death korp guardsman trying to fight khornate berserkers, or plague Marines. The push through the tp3 gas would be an amazing tank mission.
Here at the Adeptus Administraum, We pride ourselves in a job well done. And our job is to investigate the ruins of Vrask. Specifically, we are talking about the Vraksian traitors called the Digging 64th. Apparently the Vraksian command decided that maybe they needed to think about tunneling to create a back up escape route very early on in the siege. The 64th Miners division was set to the task of digging down. At first they encountered a large natural cavern water, which they set up for algae farms that also were used to scrub the art for breathing. This allowed them to stop drawing upon surface supplies as much, and helped with their downward spiral into the planet. Then everyone forgot about them. Over the years, the miners brought down their wives and families as set up settlements on the way down. By the time The Cardinal was summoning Chaos reinforcements, The Digging 64th had reached a depth of three miles. The group grew as rumors spread about the digging 64th and those who thought the Cardinal was a nutter, fled down into the spiraling depths to join this crew on its' quixotic quest. We're not quite sure how they survived as long as they did. We suspect at some point they tunneled right into the Warp or something. It's the only explanation for the reports we found above the collapse. It showed sprawling tunnels and even had blocks of a sort. It is possible they were operating on orders from the Alpha Legion, but who knows anything for certain about the alpha legion? What we do know is at some point the Forces of Nurgal noticed the digging 64th and realized how they could be put to more... productive ends... ...especially if they no longer needed to breathe. ----- Updated Complete Story As it Evolves Currently this monster is 51 pages and over 17,000 words www.uploadmb.com/dw.php?id=1558832180
*Daemon comes through breech and sees the Death Korp and turns to his friend* " you're sure we arrived at the correct summoning zone?" "Yeah why?" "We are fucked..."
When the Assault Core Kommisars see the horde of Demons: - Shiiiiit, i'm gonna have to Encourage the troops now. Death Core Soldiers cooly marching onwards with tears of Joy streaking down their Gas masks - Sweet Holy Emperor, it's sooo BEAUTIFULL!!
You’ll take my life but I’ll take your’s too You’ll fire your autoguns but I’ll run you through So when you’re waitin’ for the next attack? You better stand, there’s no turnin’ back The vox sounds the charge begins, But on this battlefield no one wins, The smell of boltgun smoke and Nurgle’s breath, As I run onto certain death. The roughriders before me start to break and run The mighty roar of Vraks’ guns And as we race towards the cathedral wall, I feel the pain as my comrades fall, I hurdle their bodies gently on the ground And the Heretics fire another round, We get so near yet so far away We won’t live to fight another day We get close enough to fight, When a Vrakian gets me in his sights, He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow A Bolter round takes my horse below, And as I lay there gazing at the sky, My body’s number and my throat is dry And as I lay forgotten and alone Without a fear I draw my parting groan
The fact that the Death Korps, through the cult of sacrifice, were willing to risk sacrificing their very _souls_ in the name of the Emperor is quite an interesting image. I mean, it’s one thing to put your life on the line. But one’s immortal soul? Damn.
"Wherever the Grey Knights feel it necessary to ask for reinforcements, that is a place no sane human would like to stay." Yeah, that's pretty much the international sign for "Run away".
well they could have survived in their bunkers and positions (well maybe not in the first defensive line), but it would have only made mediocre progress
@@elysiankentarchy1531They knew it was going to be a bloodbath but really didn't expect this type of resistance. In retrospect.. They should have virus bombed the entire planet. Lol
The moment when the 149th comes charging over the rise, lasguns blazing, bayonets fixed, entrenching tools and grenades in hand, and charges the hordes of literal hell needs to be immortalized.
6:24 - They need quick ways to get to where the blood and skulls are, also their vehicles are red and the red ones go faster. | It's too soon to send the Grey Knights. | 21:40 - Red Hunters? Possible Loyalist Word Bearers? | 29:30 - Makes sense as most of the Chaos forces are aligned with them. | 38:15 - One of those needed quite a few Blood Ravens to deal with on Aurelia. | The creations of Matt Ward, the 5th Chaos God are needed more than ever...what have we come to? (!)
Looking back, it does actually make a morbid sense that the gray knights held back as they did. A concentration of force where no other troops of the Galaxy could deal with the nature of the threat. I do suspect at least one squad teleported in to deal with the ritual site beneath or around the gate. But it was the greater demon of nurgle that really necessitated their attention. Are there any records of how many gray knights died eliminating that thing? Edit: That "thing" actually being named Scabeiathrax. I looked up the greater demons history. It's a good thing Nurgle's a generous soul. This was NOT the favored servant's best showing! But then again, each unclean one is more or less a portal for Nurgle in-person. So I guess you could say an embarrassment for the chaos God himself?
Bayonettes? Fixed.
Lasgun power packs? Charged.
Filters? Changed.
Standard deathkorps issue adamantium balls and a smile in the face of death? CHECK!
Chain-shovel? I don't what that is but the Death Korps needs some of them NOW!
"The Grenadiers cleared the rise and charged into close combat range with the demon horde."
Doom Guy/10
Gotta love them Kriegsman
Imperial decree 8, under pain of slaneahi butt loving, it is hereby known that it is illegal to educate the death corps to proper use of grenade launchers
in particular point, close combat application or regular and reported use of said system as primary/ only melee weapons. The emperor saves! Carry on servants.
The day the Inquisition & astartes got put to shame by MORTALS😎😎😎
@@JeanLucCaptain TBF, the Inquisition is Mortal too, so it's more that they got put in their place by common humans with little disregard for preservation
@@xatileofmorgon5095 okay, but the Astartes can barely be called human anymore. and as for the inquisition.... THEY BASICALLY STARTED THIS WAR.
Inquisitor: DAEMONS!
Grenadier: Fix. The. Bayonets.
badgamemaster ah the classic stab and shoot strategy
Especially effective at vanquishing daemon spawn when firing HE grenades
"Never take it off"
Didn't Arch say that Hellguns would literally melt a bayonet into slag if you tried to equip it on one?
cnlbenmc yes he did
@@cnlbenmc probebly use it as a sword in melee
Not gonna lie, the thought of the death korps charging straight at the demon horde is fucking awesome
It's stupid, suicidal and wasteful but that's death Korps we talked about. So hey when in doubt bayonet charge that warp spawn losers to death.
Even better is the mental image of this insane, suicidal charge being the salvation of Inquisitors and Astartes.
In the immortal words of Reclusiarch Grimaldus:
Your request for reinforcement is acknowledged.
IT IS *FUCKING* AWESOME!!!!
@@radekmikoska4296 I would say it is actually completely sensible to bayonet charge a daemon horde, they have been shown in lore to be more vulnerable to melee weapons after all.
@@radekmikoska4296 Suicidal? Yes, but it did work.
Krieg guardsman looking at a Dreadknight: “How is that combat effective?! I can see his head!”
Grey Knight: “Ah, but can you hit and kill him?”
Krieg guardsman lines up his shovel and throws it, embedding it in the head of the Dreadknight pilot, and nocking it over.
Grey Knight: “WHAT ARE YOUR SHOVELS MADE OF!?”
Krieg Guardsman replies only with a simple "Yes."
Pure, unadulterated duty.
Dreadknight baby carrier
Krieger: "faith in the Emperor"
grey auramite baby
Space Marine: Inquisitor we're surrounded !
Stormtrooper: We'll be overrun !
Inquisitor: We Need a Miracle
Sudden Krieg Grenadier charge saves the day
Grenadier: Sorry we're late Inquisitor, Steve forgot his Shovel in the trench
Steve uses shovel to beat a lesser demon to death.
Grenadier: Steve really loves his shovel.
The thought of an entire unit of Grenadiers turning about face to ensure the entire unit is equipped according to protocol is too beautiful! I can imagine a commisar or two having accidents trying to rush protocol in such circumstances as this one...
Let's be fair: it was probably a komissar who did not have his kit, and his unit would not advance until 'combat ready' out of duty. Do you really think a Krieg guardsman, surviving that long in a campaign, would ever be unprepared?
@@Kevathar1138 ha! That makes too much sense! I wonder if the death korps got protocols to punish such lesser men of the imperium
why do I imagine that with an australian accent?
*Builds trench line around the house*
Neighbors: *Worried*
I would definitley call the Arbites when the Emperors Children guy starts digging trenchs around his hab.
I think u meant iron warriors
@@nylkul9933 no that's Perturabo.
It reminded me of "Love and Krieg"
Me: *Builds several miles of trenches, filled with traps, toxic gas, and artillery and bunker positions*
The kids from the other high school at the meet: *Nervous Tom*
Kriegsman: "For you, it was a desperate action, your death only moments away and failure of the entire war resting on the outcome. For us, it was Tuesday."
Hugely underrated comment.
@@razechaos3489
Well put
Nice 👍
Death Korp grenadier upon seeing an endless horde of demons: *Tears of joy*
It means more to shoot.
Can just picture the Death Korps riding in like the Rohirrim against the demons.
It'd give the Grey Knights a good distraction, while they focus on doing what they're there for.
"Hey men of kreig! We have the demons surrounded from the inside! YAY!
The Emperor watching this trough his eye projector:
That's my boyz, Ure always forgiven, too bad i can't say it.
A sea of monstrosities, a literal blanket of blades, claws and jaws that even the toughest of armors cannot hope of resisting for long...
Guardman : "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !"
Comissar/Inquisitor : "HaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH !"
Space Marine : "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh !"
Kriegsman : "It's not even my birthdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay !!!!!!!!"
My thoughts exactly!!!! 🤺🤺🤺
Tube day..
Come on! Show some respect. They are not born!
*death korps commander*
“WE’RE SURROUNDED BY DAEMONS, CALL IN AIR SUPPORT”
*bayonets all from the sky*
“lets do this”
I just realised that I've spent just under a day watching the Siege of Vraks videos.
this truly is a Arch Warhammer playlist.
meme dealer Sounds like a good day.
Make it a week for me.
Chaos sorcerer: *summons daemon*
Kriegsman: *affixes bayonet*
Diraphity wait, I think this requires something more then a bayonet. Get the shovel.
Lord Rex will likely end this the only way he can: personally, with a lot of violence.
As long as he brings his kitchen sink
For comedic effect I am sure
At least he gets shit done, those gray knight and inquisetor coward pussies cant even ball up to lead the forces like proper servants of the emperor. It's either cowardice or stupidity because if they were there in the field, they could had killed Zufor when he was most vulnerable. Now they lost the chanse at a great victory.
Which is the way things should always be brought to an end, just to ensure it actually is the end.
Grey Knight Brother Captain: 'Everything went well. We're requesting reinforcements'
Rex: 'Well that's gr... wait if everything went well why do you need reinforcements'
Grey Knight: 'Are you questioning us?'
Rex: 'Err...no.'
In the book of "phrases in the 41st millennium that should have you pissing yourself in terror:" Grey Knights requesting reinforcements should be somewhere between Daemonettes wanting to make you their new special friend, and whatever the horrifying noise an Eversor assassin makes.
That's in the same vain as the Empire at War line, "we've got em, send reinforcements!"
@@lordfrostwind3151 ok but daemonetts wanting a GAURDMEN to be their special friend and then treating like a actual life long partner is the scariest shit ever
I mean, things can be going great and wanting more resources means you just want to make sure it keeps going great.
Daemon: I WILL FEAST ON YOUR SOU- oh, it's just you, krieg-kun.
*happy gas mask noises*
Now, that's heresy right there.
Blackadder: It's the same plan that we used last time and the seventeen times before that.
Melchett: Exactly! And that is what is so brilliant about it! It will catch the watchful Hun totally off guard! Doing precisely what we've done eighteen times before is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time!
where are the good old days when chaos cultist measured 1 metre and were armed with fruit? And all we had against them was machine guns
I mean, it's a good plan....
was such a shame that inquisitor found private Broderick's best (and coincidentally his worst) underwear and had him excecuted as a follower of Nurgle
@Craft Zeppelin hahaha xD
Interrogator Darling: "In short, the enemy seems to know all of our battle plans."
Lord Inquisitor Melchett: "You seem surprised, Blackadder?"
Inquisitor Blackadder: "I am indeed, sir. I wasn't aware we had any battle plans."
Melchett: "Of course we have! How else do you think our battles are directed?"
Blackadder: "Our battles are directed, sir?"
Melchett: "Of course, directed according to the Grand Plan."
Blackadder: "Would that be the plan to continue with total slaughter until everyone is dead except for Lord Inquisitor Rex, Lady Rex and their tortoise, Allen?"
Melchett: "By the Throne! Even you know it!"
**Gas mask noise** Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
I swear I heard that same sentence somewhere. I can't remember where. I even remember the sound of the voice that uttered it.
@@jintarokensei3308 It's from Kung Fu Panda
I want to see artwork of a Krieg Guardsman, with a trenchshovel, facing a Bloodthirster.
@@mikkelnpetersen yo lemme know if you find some
Dead joke
Red Hunter Marine: what is that clicking metallic noise?
Inquisitor: Probably somekind of warp devilry!!
Red Hunter: Oh… I know now lord Inquisitor!
Inquisitor`Wha?
RH: IT'S THE GRENADIER BALLS OF STEEL!!!!
*Get shot in 'worth it'
So what does it sound like to hear thousands of guardsmen attaching a bayonet at the same time.
I am quite uncertain who enjoyed the melee on the gate more...the demons or the Deathkorps.
Why not both?
the blood god cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it flows
probably the death korps, they seem to like gutting the imperium's enemies with happy gasmask noises abound
“If everything is going according to plan, you’re walking into an ambush.”
Attributed to the Imperial Saint Murphy.
When the Space Marines are in trouble => Call the Inquisition,
When the Inquisition is in trouble => Call the Death Korp.
Wait and if the Death Korps is in trouble? Call more Death Korps?
@@TheRaidenLP call the sisters and when they are in trouble call in saint celestine and if she gets in trouble call in OLLANIUS MOTHERFUCKING PIUS and when he is in trouble fuck you he doesnt get in trouble he makes the trouble shit its pants run and trip before he even fucking lands
@@theenderdestruction2362 when Pius is in trouble, call the Emperor
@@muizzmustafa4438 no you call OLLINUS when the emperor is in trouble which is why no one calls him cause the god emperor is never in trouble
@@TheRaidenLP you call Sly Marbo
THANK YOU ARCH :)
I really enjoy/appreciate your work! ...as we all do I'm sure
Grey knight debriefing "we killed the demon, we slaughtered plague marines..." *bolt pistol and blood spatter noises*
"Emperor damn you, I'm trying to report our great victory, can't you give the wounded brothers the peace of the emperor in a different room?"
*disk saw sawing through flesh and bone noises*
Grey knight apothecary "sorry brother, but the apothecarium is full... are you writing that we need reinforcements?"
*glares in grey knight*
*laughs in Just As Planned*
Greetings! Thank you, #ERROR# for using Vraks Information Kiosk (VIK) terminal #NUL# located at #NUL#
You have 0 new message(s)! Do you wish to read them now?
#ERROR#
I see you have not caught up on citadel wide announcements because you have not logged in for 99999999 days. Would you like to review announcements at this time?
>Y
Thank You! WARNING Data corruption has been detected. Time date stamps are not available. Would you like to report this data corruption to your administratum?
>N
Thank You!
Entry Date: #ERROR#
To: General
Special thanks to the followers of slanesh who have donated over 18 crates of Bacon Jerky to the food stores of the Citadel. Every little bit counts and the added flavorful bounty as well as a new source of protein is proving to be a huge boost to morale! Since supplies are limited, we are only handing out bacon jerky to those military units who are successful in completing dangerous assignments.
Entry Date: #ERROR#
To: General
Level 12 Area E Dining Hall is closed until further notice, due to an accidental discharge. Please use Junction 377 next to the Dining hall if 12-E dining hall was your assigned eating area. At least until the accidental discharge stops discharging. The situation should be resolved in 2 days.
Entry Date: #ERROR#
To: General
Due to shelling, the Level 15 section D daycare center has been shut down because of instability in the superstructure. All 68 children enrolled there will be moved to Level 6 section B until further notice.
Entry Date: #ERROR#
To: Tourists
We understand that the followers of Slanesh kept in reserve 60 crates of bacon jerky that they handed out to the civilian population that is housed in level 70 section A through W. We understand that the followers of Slanesh are free to hand out extra supplies as they see fit, however, we would have preferred if such a rare and tasty snack was reserved for special occasions.
Entry Date: #ERROR#
To: Tourists
It has come to the attention of the servants of Xaphan that our new guests are having a hard time navigating the Citadel. Your complaints have been registered and new maps will be uploaded to the VIK system immediately. We ask for your patience until then and to please refrain from accosting random passersby with threats of death to get directions. You merely needed to file a complaint on the VIK system.
Thank you for your compliance and welcome to Vraks!
Entry Date: #ERROR#
To: General
Due to a clerical error, the Level 15-D Daycare center was incorrectly reassigned to level 6 section B. They should have been reassigned to Level six-TEEN, section B. Unfortunately, Level 6 section B was the designated training area of the "Flesh Rippers", a band of Khorn worshipers in service to the cardinal.
We send our regrets to the parents of said children. Take heart in knowing the vast majority were orphans and therefore will not be missed. Mostly. Also, the Khorn berserkers seem much happier now that they have such a collection of small and easily stacked skulls. If you think about it, the over all happiness in the galaxy has been increased, and don't we all want to make the galaxy a better place? Isn't THIS what we all are fighting for?
To the parents of those few children who were not orphans, we would like to make it up to you by offering you a complementary packet of Bacon jerky. If this act of contrition is not enough, we suggest you visit the spiritual needs facility on level 8 section J.
Entry Date: #ERROR#
To: Security
It appears that the highly addictive nature of the Bacon Jerky was not anticipated by anyone, especially citadel security forces. Last nights food riot resulted in the entire wing of Level 70 sections B and C to fight their way down to the Void Shield generators to take hostages and strap explosives to the void generator.
They demand more Bacon Jerky.
In order to prevent them from destroying the only means of defense that prevents the hated enemy from bombarding us from orbit until we are a smoldering pile of rubble, we complied with their demands. Fortunately, only two strike teams have been rewarded with Bacon jerky at this time. That left most of the 18 crates still available for negotiation purposes. Note that at the rate they are going through crates, we only have a few days to come up with a solution that doesn't result in the Citadel becoming a fireball visible from space.
Other than negotiating with the followers of Slanesh for more bacon jerky, we are at a loss at what to do.
Entry Date: #ERROR#
To: Maintenance
The Air intake processor for Level 6 is apparently infested with an organic, pulsating structure of unknown origin. We have been unable to figure out anything about it, since it absorbs any organic material that comes into contact with it. On the upside, the air coming through to Level 6 is not only cleaner then ever, but has a nice algae fresh scent.
Someone went off half cocked and dropped a canister of TP3 down the intake vent. All it did was make it the structure angry. Well. We assume its actions were out of anger. When you are dealing with something this weird, one shouldn't believe anything with certainty.
Which reminds me, we need to recruit from the civilian labor pool a new maintenance team for Level 6. If you know any good applicants, sent it up the chain of command. Preferably four people who won't be missed.
Entry Date: #ERROR#
To: Tourists
To our guests who have come in our hour of need to help defeat the hated Krieg army. We apologize for any inconvenience, but understand until such time as we can finish processing all of you, those of you entering the facility must be registered at tourists. We understand this means you are being bombarded with advertisements, but that simply cannot be helped. If we remove you from the list, you will lose what little access you have to the citadel.
Also, please respect the "no tourist" areas without an escort. Some halls have automatic defenses and we wouldn't want another accident, such as what happened to Mister Eye Gouge. Thank you for working with us in these trying times, and welcome to Vraks!
Entry Date: #ERROR#
To: General
We have been getting many new, yet ultimately unhelpful complaints in the complaint queue. The word "No." is not helpful without additional information, no matter how many N's or O's you add to it. While I know you feel like you want to convey an echoing scream of denial, that alone will not assist us in pin pointing the nature of your problem, much less help fix it.
It is important in these trying times to help us... help you.
Entry Date: #ERROR#
To: Security
Good News!
The followers of Slanesh have agreed to give us the process by which Bacon Jerky can be made! Unfortunately, there is only one source of protein that is usable in the device and that source is something called, "Long Pig.". We informed the followers of Slanesh that there are no pigs of any length on Vraks. They only replied, "You'll figure it out."
So if anyone can figure it out, please contact us. We are down to the last two crates.
Entry Date: #ERROR#
To: General
We would like to make everyone aware that the citadel is incapable of rearranging itself and we would ask all those who have been complaining that the Citadel has become, quote, "a giant maze filled with pain and regret", unquote, to please stop clogging up the complaint queue with such nonsense. Thank you for your compliance in this matter.
Entry Date: #ERROR#
To: Security
Please be on the look out for a vandal who has apparently taken to traveling around the citadel via the access shafts and service tunnels. Someone has been going around scrawling, "Silence The Dark Heart" on the walls at various intersections and it is proving quite offensive to our guests. Thank you for your compliance in this matter.
He awoke to bolt out of bed. He looked around his barracks and no one was around. The sounds of orders given in Krieg battle cant could be heard drifting down the stairs that lead up and out. The stairwell was flanked by sand bags and dust filled the air. The light from above make the dust seem to glow and high lighted the shadows of people moving past the exit.
Epsilon-228 touched his face, realizing that he has been sleeping in the nude. His gas mask was the first thing he grabbed, slipping it on. He then struggled to get his uniform on and sealed. He keeps fumbling over himself, getting tangled up as he tried to pull on his armor. It seemed to take forever, but eventually he was dressed. He touched his head and felt a dull throb. Things seemed a bit fuzzy.
He wasn't about to let a little head injury stop him.
He finally grabbed his lasgun and headed out. He found himself up in the trenches. No one was about. He started to move down the line, heading for the command bunker. He burst in, expecting everyone to be dead, but the officers were there, playing a card game with the inquisitor and his assistants. He just started as they sat around drinking and gambling. The only one working was the vox operator. He looked up and said, "The 1st is at the wall."
The crowd at the table let out a yell and raised their mugs before getting back to the business of recreation.
Epsilon-228 was confused. He spoke much louder than he intended. It was like his mouth wasn't working right, "Sirs? What is going on? Is there an assault?"
The room went quiet. The ones at the table leaned forward to hunch over their cards. The lone light above the table shined down to cast shadows over their faces. They did nothing save the inquisitor, who stood up and leaned into the light, illuminating his wizened face. The cracks in his skin were deep fissures that criss crossed the yellowing parchment that passed for skin. He spoke softly, "You missed the assault. Don't worry. You can go in the fourth wave... if we need it."
Epsilon-228 backed up, slowly shaking his head. He over slept? No one woke him up?
He turned to flee out into the trenches. He ran into ladder, paused, then climbed up into no-mans-land. As he hauled himself up, the sounds of distant shelling were replaced with a constant tone that filled his ears. A ringing sound not unlike he heard once long ago when a shell went off next to him and left him dazed and deaf.
Everything was tinted red. The sky was rolling back clouds with red flashes The clouds rolled overhead far too fast to be natural. No-mans-land was flat. Featureless. Far in the distance was the Vraksian wall. He could see his fellow guardsmen beneath it. Epsilon-228 started to run across the plain.
As he closed he saw things rising up into the sky. He watched his fellow guardsmen get shot and a wispy, transparent, blue-white version of said shot guardsman rose up into the sky. A blindingly bright white light shined down from... somewhere. The wisps were flying into it.
Epsilon-228 Tried to get closer, but a hand grabbed his shoulder from behind. He spun around as he pulled away and looked at the one who grabbed him.
An Adeptus Astarties stood there, naked. He was completely hairless and completely perfect. He was like a greek statue of the idealized human form. He had never seen the man before, but the face was very familiar. It was hard to get a good look because the sun was setting behind him and the giant, blazing red giant filled half the sky and was casting long shadows.
Epsilon-228 raised his hand to shield his eyes and tried to get a better look. The Adeptus spoke, but Epsilon-228 could only hear the ringing. It raised a hand and pointed at him. It spoke three words, and while he couldn't hear anything, he could read his lips easily enough.
I.
Curse.
You.
That was the point where Epsilon-228 woke up.
He tried to jump out of bed, but failed due to the pain. Instead he collapsed back into the cot he was lying on, trying to get his bearings. The nightmare had passed, but the fear had not. Whatever that was, it was terrifying.
And he knew... somehow... something... was very.... very... very... wrong.
The nurse came over and looked down at him, "I'm afraid while you are here, you can't have your gas mask. But this wing is-" Epsilon-228 cut the attendant off in mid-sentence, "Stop." The nurse paused and looked at Epsilon-228, curious.
"Something is very wrong. I don't need my gas mask. What I need..." he closed his eyes to gather his strength.
"...what I need is for YOU to send for...
...an inquisitor."
Zuhfor Gazed out across the battle. Suddenly, a rumble shook the ground and Zuhfor looked back to see the gatehouse crumble and collapse, cutting off his escape route. His bodyguards voiced concerns, but Zuhfor cut them off with a single hand gesture.
There was a moment of silence as Zuhfor contemplated his options. Then he gave a single order, "Send in... The Heavy"
Meanwhile, in a nearby Krieg tank, the commander was calling out numbers to adjust the main cannon as he used his remote controlled Mega-Bolter. However, something was off. A sound. It was building. He paused the mega-bolder to listen.
Was that... music?
~/...I been a bad bad bad bad man./~
~/And I'm in deep... yeah./~
~/I found a brand new love for Khorn/~
~/And can't wait till you see./~
~/I can't wait.../~
Suddenly a giant adamantine chain saw cut through the outside of the tank and stabbed into main compartment. Metallic claws grabbed the edges of the tear and ripped open the hull of the tank. Now, the commander could hear the music quite clearly as one of the Demon-machine hybrids reached forward to close a mechanical waldo around the Commander's head.
~/SO HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?/~
The Blood slaughterer squeezed and felt no small amount of satisfaction at the "pop".
For some reason when I try to post the end of the VIK series, it chokes and won't allow it to post. I have no idea why.
A new Vraks video?! **Joyful mask noises**
"PUTS SACRILEGIOUS RITUAL ON HOLD"
MORE IMPORTANT THINGS ARE ABOUND
That is a funny way to say you paused pornhub.
@@tomtexas4897 Pausing Pornhub is sacrilegious...
Somehow i want to play "Dead by daylight now" hmmmmm strange.
*sees a daemonic horde*
Death korps kriegsman: FIX BAYONETS!!
I love how the Krieg just see the daemons as new play things.
I’m sure they flooded into the breach like doorbuster shoppers on Black Friday.
Now I'm seeing the Ork Warboss from Space Marine wearing a gas mask going "YOU GOT NEW FRIENDS SPACE MARINE, AHAHAHA!!!!!!" as he fires wildly
"Did someone say demons!?!?!?!"
*excited gas-mask noises intensify*
Better butter those biscuits! The only thing your eating from here out is *KHORNE!*
KHORNEflakes
And KHORNE on the cob!
A conspiracy by the food industry to push Khorne syrup in EVERYTHING.
Among another chaos foods products like slaanesh smoothie , tzeentch mystery meat & nurgle eggs.
@@vincelycaner4259 eww
The Death Korp coming over the hill is a fucking LOTR or ENDGAME moment if I’ve ever fucking seen one. This is why The men of Krieg are my favorite soldiers in 40k. AND THIS ISNT EVEN THE FINAL BATTLE
*47 minutes*
Me- ima get some popKHORN and a blanket just encase.
Arch- thats the short version...
When I first started playing 40k my friend who played guardsmen would use his infantry to screen for his tanks, and i was like "that's not realistic, its the other way around." He simply said "death korp."
Hehe
Actially no, im pretty sure thats how it works irl. Infantry screens against enemy infantry so they can't get in close enough to use their AT weapons on the armor
Actually, that is how it works. Your infantry screens for your tanks to prevent ambushes from enemy infantry with portable anti-tank weapons and your tanks support the infantry in case they run into enemy armor and to take out fighting positions the infantry can't get near.
Chaos Daemon: I WILL ENJOY YOUR SOUL, MORTAL!
Death Korp Soldier Muffled Laughter: I have no soul *Charges the Daemon*
Daemon: Dafuk!?
Pyran Dragoons: (Gets ordinary patrol duty)
PD: Ah hell no!
Death Korps: (Finds dozens of Astates and Inquisitors are getting murdered by Daemons)
DK: (Laughs in Krieg. Fixes bayonets)
To qoute the great Count: I've been looking forward to this!
RIP Christopher Lee, an absolute legendary Englishman
Demons start poring out of a rift in reality
Most Guardsman: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Kreig Death Corps Guardsman: (Excited gas-mask noises and fixing of bayonets.)
Ok I've figured out how to break vraks. Ram a fire ship down on to it. At speed and liberally reinforced with armor
Would you ever consider doing a lore video on the Sister of Silence?
Hellguns firing as fast as their operators could pull the trigger...
"The grenadiers kind off forgot about the full auto function"
Death Korps rifles and Hellguns are semi-automatic only. Korps doctrine prescribes aimed fire and advises against spray and pray tactics. These Grenadiers were likely firing as past they could pull the trigger because there was no need to aim as there was no way they could miss.
@@Hellhound23691 even their hellguns? Are you 100% sure that they took away that basic function from the grenadiers as well? I could see the deathkorps being so... special people they would get special gear. But what i could find about the XIV the standard issue hellgun for a krieg grenadier, i found a few sentenxes referring to the stress the weapon goes through in full auto
@@jamesmortimer4016 I could be wrong. I've seen a few references in older lore to Krieg hellguns having a slight disadvantage in CQB because of a lack of full auto but it's 40K lore. It wouldn't be 40k of there weren't contradictions lol. It honestly would make sense for the assault troops to have full auto hand weapons.
@@Hellhound23691 inb4 "you dont need full-auto when you can fix bayonet"
@@wytfish4855 thing is they cannot fix bayonets to hellguns...tho the lore contradicts itself on that as well *sigh*
Really liking this series.
You really crack me up. Haven't finished this yet... can't wait.
All the best!
C
I expected more from Rex given hes both a space marine and an inquisitor, Rex really should have taken on Amim Kargori as an advisor.
I Love you Arch for introducing me to this great universe and for these wonderfull Videos. Big Hugs from Austria.
Grey knight: inquisition come in.
Inquisitor: reading you loud and clear undefeatable grey knights, tell us who is #1 on the deamon kill board today?
Grey knight: actually we need reinforcements...
Inquisitor: b~but you're the ones *WE* call for reinforcements
Grey knight: yes well we're being overwhelmed by chaos, so reinforce please and thank you.
Inquisitor: not only can we not do that, we actually refuse...
Grey knight:... thats probably a smart idea.
Inquisitor (loud sweating over coms) 😰
Yeah I know how they feel. The chaos gods always like to “test” our defenses on medrengard by sending daemonic legions at us. It doesn’t end well for them.
So shlanesh runs at the fortifications dicks first i asume?
How'd it feel losing to the Smurfs and Rogal that one time?
@Michael Lara lost?! You think I lost?!?! I become a daemon primarch of chaos undivided, destroy Dorns, and massacre imperial fists and you call that a loss?!?!?!
Guilliman showing up was icing on the cake. It made Dorn feel even more inadequate because he needed the glorious “SPIRITUAL LIEGE” to bail him out!
@@perturabo7825 still lost to Smurfs tho. -how embarrassing-
this should be made into a movie or at least a battle field series. Imagine wh40k in BF graphics, with the spesh mariens as heroes like in battle front. Holy hot crap.
I've been bitching about this not being made forever. Could you imagine playing a death korp guardsman trying to fight khornate berserkers, or plague Marines. The push through the tp3 gas would be an amazing tank mission.
i'm actually learning how to use blender, and soon SFM, in order to make a siege of Vraks series.
the guy who did hellsreach would do amazing at vraks im sure
This Vraks series is seriously been intense. Good job Arch, thanks for the hard work.
Come on mate when we getting this weeks video on this brilliant series???? Been looking forward to it all week 🤞🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I will sue GW if any more BANEBLADES get hurt in this series
What about those poor Shadowswords that was up against Chaos titans?
Here at the Adeptus Administraum, We pride ourselves in a job well done. And our job is to investigate the ruins of Vrask.
Specifically, we are talking about the Vraksian traitors called the Digging 64th.
Apparently the Vraksian command decided that maybe they needed to think about tunneling to create a back up escape route very early on in the siege. The 64th Miners division was set to the task of digging down.
At first they encountered a large natural cavern water, which they set up for algae farms that also were used to scrub the art for breathing. This allowed them to stop drawing upon surface supplies as much, and helped with their downward spiral into the planet.
Then everyone forgot about them.
Over the years, the miners brought down their wives and families as set up settlements on the way down. By the time The Cardinal was summoning Chaos reinforcements, The Digging 64th had reached a depth of three miles. The group grew as rumors spread about the digging 64th and those who thought the Cardinal was a nutter, fled down into the spiraling depths to join this crew on its' quixotic quest.
We're not quite sure how they survived as long as they did. We suspect at some point they tunneled right into the Warp or something. It's the only explanation for the reports we found above the collapse. It showed sprawling tunnels and even had blocks of a sort. It is possible they were operating on orders from the Alpha Legion, but who knows anything for certain about the alpha legion?
What we do know is at some point the Forces of Nurgal noticed the digging 64th and realized how they could be put to more... productive ends...
...especially if they no longer needed to breathe.
-----
Updated Complete Story As it Evolves
Currently this monster is 51 pages and over 17,000 words
www.uploadmb.com/dw.php?id=1558832180
Theresa May resigns and we get another vraks lore video..ah life is good
You choose to leave the great empire...she is but the first sacrifice...
@Dcard Dcardian doesn't really matter, any PM is just a puppet at the end of the day
As demons stream out from the breach, a kreig gaurdsman turns to a red hunter and says, "We will protect you, my lord."
Notification Gas Mask Squad LOCK IN
*Gate crashes down*
*Kriegsman* : "I am the one who knocks!"
Horrendous slaughter and the defilement of reality?
It's Saturday on Vraks.
What would the reaction from the inquisitors their retinues and red hunters be when they se a buch of guardsmen rushing demons be?
Krieg Grenadiers: "Our lasers will block out the sun! CHAAAAAAAARGE!"
Demons: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
🎶 Through the Gates of Hell! As we make our way to Heaven! Through the Vraxian Lines! Primo Victoria!🎶
*Daemon comes through breech and sees the Death Korp and turns to his friend* " you're sure we arrived at the correct summoning zone?" "Yeah why?" "We are fucked..."
Khorne - You ran?!??
Daemons - THEY WERE KRIEGERS!!! THEY KILLED SKARBRAND WITH FUCKING TRENCH SHOVELS!!!
Yes! Perfect timing, was hoping I’d get a new Vraks for my birthday. Thanks Arch!
Happy birthday, how old are you?
A rip in reality? More like, a RIP for the Imperium amiright?
Take lunch, check phone, see TH-cam update, oh look at that it's Vraks O'Clock.
:: orgasmic gas mask noises ::
RIP reality, you will be missed.
Nothing makes me as happy as when I see a vraks video. There are genuinely my favourite videos on youtube :D
When the Assault Core Kommisars see the horde of Demons:
- Shiiiiit, i'm gonna have to Encourage the troops now.
Death Core Soldiers cooly marching onwards with tears of Joy streaking down their Gas masks
- Sweet Holy Emperor, it's sooo BEAUTIFULL!!
I love these weekly ads from the Vraxian Tourist Board, great stuff!
You’ll take my life but I’ll take your’s too
You’ll fire your autoguns but I’ll run you through
So when you’re waitin’ for the next attack?
You better stand, there’s no turnin’ back
The vox sounds the charge begins,
But on this battlefield no one wins,
The smell of boltgun smoke and Nurgle’s breath,
As I run onto certain death.
The roughriders before me start to break and run
The mighty roar of Vraks’ guns
And as we race towards the cathedral wall,
I feel the pain as my comrades fall,
I hurdle their bodies gently on the ground
And the Heretics fire another round,
We get so near yet so far away
We won’t live to fight another day
We get close enough to fight,
When a Vrakian gets me in his sights,
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A Bolter round takes my horse below,
And as I lay there gazing at the sky,
My body’s number and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a fear I draw my parting groan
Nice redo of iron maiden
The fact that the Death Korps, through the cult of sacrifice, were willing to risk sacrificing their very _souls_ in the name of the Emperor is quite an interesting image. I mean, it’s one thing to put your life on the line. But one’s immortal soul? Damn.
Death Korp: *sees daemons*
Also Death Korps: Looks like shovel practice is back on the training regime boys!
29:27
Curdled milk you say?
LORD BURBLEBUB GRACES US WITH HIS PRESENCE!
WE MUST SACRIFICE MORE MILK!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
Arch: "Lord Hector Rex"
TH-cam Auto-Subtitles: "Lord Hectar X"
:3 yay, Lore for the Lore God!
Just realized how close Lore God and Lothar sound.
#blamelothar
Thumbnail tease! I thought this was about the hell let loose FPS that is in beta this weekend
"Wherever the Grey Knights feel it necessary to ask for reinforcements, that is a place no sane human would like to stay."
Yeah, that's pretty much the international sign for "Run away".
If there's something strange in Vraksian Prime
Who you gonna call?
The Ultramarines!!
Ordo malleus
(Ghostbusters song) Vrak-busters!
RED HUNTERS
Night Hunter
Thank you arch. This video made my first training session in half a year MUCH easier! :D keep it up!
THE MEN OF KRIEG KNOW NO FEAR
I was starting to wonder when the Grey Knights were going to show up. Them hanging around for that long without blowing up something is quite unusual.
"its a surprise ambush of limitless demonic hordes!"
*excited gas mask noises intensifies*
home from fishing and Arch has a new Vraks shit show story up, its a good day
man, i would have carried out an exterminatus instead of a decade of losses lol
It's not like I didn't try. But noooo someone didn't think virus bombs were a good idea. *Mopes in Inquisitor*
well they could have survived in their bunkers and positions (well maybe not in the first defensive line), but it would have only made mediocre progress
That was Ordo Hereticus first idea after assassination failed than someone said "NOOOOOO! We need the guns they have there!"
@@elysiankentarchy1531They knew it was going to be a bloodbath but really didn't expect this type of resistance. In retrospect.. They should have virus bombed the entire planet. Lol
Fewer people would have died that way.
Can't wait for your VtM vid on the Ventrue.
Not a single typo. Congrats Arch!
You missed something...
when the Kriegsman charge I imagine something like the ride of the rohirrim from LOTR
"My Lord"
"Stormtrooper!"
The moment when the 149th comes charging over the rise, lasguns blazing, bayonets fixed, entrenching tools and grenades in hand, and charges the hordes of literal hell needs to be immortalized.
What it needs to be is shown like the inquisition fight scene from if the emperor had a text to speech device
was so amazing when the deamon spilled forth and the krieg met them with fire, couldnt restrain my FOR THE EMPEROR !
No Fear. Just Duty.
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!
Anonymous Grey Knight: MY brothers!! Turned to SUUUAAAASS!!
*Waffle noises intensifies*
SÅÅÅÅÅÅS !!!!!!
WE ARE THE HAMMER
@@bloodraven1190
WE ARE THE POINT OF HIS SPEAR!!!!!!
oh man , these videos have been great to listen to . keep up the good work Arch !
imagine being that one guy in the Death Korps on Vraks that still hasn't died since Day 1
Grey Knights are never wrong ? But Arch, they themselves declared the actions against the Space Wolves the Months of Sha **Bolter round impact sound**
Set up your damned SubscribeStar page, will you!
Perfect timing! Was just finishing up my contemptor.
The Grey Knights most likely requested reinforcements from Titan because they lost many squads fighting the Greater Daemon.
6:24 - They need quick ways to get to where the blood and skulls are, also their vehicles are red and the red ones go faster. | It's too soon to send the Grey Knights. | 21:40 - Red Hunters? Possible Loyalist Word Bearers? | 29:30 - Makes sense as most of the Chaos forces are aligned with them. | 38:15 - One of those needed quite a few Blood Ravens to deal with on Aurelia. | The creations of Matt Ward, the 5th Chaos God are needed more than ever...what have we come to? (!)
Looking back, it does actually make a morbid sense that the gray knights held back as they did. A concentration of force where no other troops of the Galaxy could deal with the nature of the threat. I do suspect at least one squad teleported in to deal with the ritual site beneath or around the gate. But it was the greater demon of nurgle that really necessitated their attention. Are there any records of how many gray knights died eliminating that thing?
Edit: That "thing" actually being named Scabeiathrax. I looked up the greater demons history. It's a good thing Nurgle's a generous soul. This was NOT the favored servant's best showing! But then again, each unclean one is more or less a portal for Nurgle in-person. So I guess you could say an embarrassment for the chaos God himself?
A rift in reality? A horde of daemons you say? Alright lads they're playing our song!
*Affix bayonets*
How do you close a warp portal?
Deathcorps Guardsman: “You kill it closed”
Do I smell Grey Knights inbound?
That’s just the ones already here that survived combat with The Great Unclean One.
Been waiting all week for this.