7 anos depois deitado na cama em um sábado a tarde enquanto toma um delicioso chocolate quente que por ter demorado demais pra ser tomado acabou ficando gelado ele percebe que ela estava a fim dele 😢😢
@@broidkanymore-zc4lt No, it really does not. If you rejected women more, you'd find out just how wrong you are. About 90% of women I turned down went berserk and started insulting me for no reason, commenting on how I'm ugly anyway and they're out of my league, or I must be gay, I must have a small PP or stuff like that. Most men on the other hand have dealt with rejection plenty and they're not reacting like that.
This remind me of the time when I was in Tokyo , I saw a Japanese girl flirting with a shy Japanese dude, the Japanese guy was not interested but the Japanese girl just kept pursuing and she just kept bickering him to the point where he ran away so fast and she just stood there looking either confuse or pissed 😂😂😂😂
@@tfw8738 this might be something you haven't heard of but they are making a joke, ik it's hard to understand at frist, humans are weird but you will get used to it longer you interact with them :)
@@fish9619 I get that it’s a joke, but the same joke told eighteen times is a bit repetitive. “Haha girl gets rejected by chad” “girl is slut haha” “haha premarital sex bad”. And you call me the robot.
I love how her first advance is all cuddling and sweet and when he dosnt catch on its like CLAWS IN THE FACE, shes all like "JUST FUCK ME ALREADY YOU IDIOT!!" 😂😂😂
Him: Stop. I'm calling the police. Her: and what are you gonna tell them? A little calico beat you up? **Scoffs** Him: **brings recorded evidence to a courtroom** Her: Surprisedpikachu.png Him: **sues for defamation** -Still waiting on that apology from disney-
@@sashafx по какому критерию ты понял что они не домашние? У меня домашний кот живёт во дворе, домой заходит только поесть и иногда поспать , постоянно дерётся с другими котами, весь подратый и грязный и при этом всём он кастрирован, лишнего веса не имеет
The feline equivalent of a toilet/latrine/head/bathroom/restroom. This joke is a play on the popular meme, "She belongs to the streets," when a man finds out she a hoe. (this post was made by smartppl gang)
@@delilahdelfire729victoriar8 And some times: "Where's my food you scumbag? You can't even do a simple job right!" Or "Wake up dipshit! It's 7 in the morning already!"
My art teacher next neighbor who have a cats that same side of this female cat but she half the side of male cats leg but somehow she is pregnant when she only at the age of teenage year old
Damn dude, someone needs to tell this cat that "Meow" means "Meow".
Does that mean "no" or "now"? 🤔
@@WALDENSOFTWARE no
Ok. That was funny 😂😂
And people try to say you can’t make tasteful rape jokes, pfft
neow
The male cats: This is sexual harassment and I don’t have to take it. No means no!
I mean it is😂😂😂😂
Stfu
@@aaronjudge6206 no u
Dezy no u
@@aaronjudge6206 no u
2 years later that male cat
" she wasn't being friendly! "
😂 finally getting the hint
which is joke she really wasnt. She hit them for just get a mad they ignore her.
That is because the male cats were neutered, castrated
One of them was like "Aw hell naw 🗿"
Then the other "😳 Ma'am please don't touch me"
😂😂😂
R Aniela 😂😂😂
🗿
🗿
🗿
Girl cat: hey 😏
Boy cat: ehhh not interested
Girl cat: s l a p
ŞĽĂP
Just like the simulation
@@KyHeartWill just like human females when they get rejected
Sla
@@wellok7482 i saw that behavior in dudes, they treat girls like trash if the girls doesn't want them XD
Male cats: I’m sorry but the economy’s bad right now, mice are scarce, and I just can’t afford kitten support. Good luck to you.
Pfft-
I read it was because the female cat is pregnant
Not true , male cat abandon them ( mom and kittens)
I don’t blame you guys; I agree
everybody ignore @@Sugarp13
She for the litter box. 😂
“Nah she’s probably just being friendly”
Goated comment
7 anos depois deitado na cama em um sábado a tarde enquanto toma um delicioso chocolate quente que por ter demorado demais pra ser tomado acabou ficando gelado ele percebe que ela estava a fim dele 😢😢
seems very unfriendly she was...
@@aLenda_NaoTemComoDo nada um comentário em português no meio dos gringos. As ideias! 🤭
@@iletradinho até nas profundezas da Internet, sempre haverá um BR kkkkkkk
They be like: "I don't want to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy."
When boy becomes man
are you seriously scared to misgender a cat
@@iamverysinister7393 what are you talking about? when they say “they” they mean both of the male cats and not just one.
@@thatncrsoldieryoushot7047 cant wait to find a person who actually is scared to misgender a cat though, i want to say what he said
"I don't want to be horny anymore, I want to be happy" is a sad excuse for humans for rejecting their very first primal instinct: to mate
Female cat: *Hi!* please help m-
Male cats: *holds up the holy cross and dumps her in holy water*
Seymour dreams NOT THE HOLY WATER
@Šäkûrãkõ Gàćhå PUT IT IN THE HOLY ACID
Sound like the anime "Peter Grill"
SCREAMS IN DEMON AND RUNS AWAY LIKE SONIC
Lol
Damn, gets turned down, instantly resorts to violence. This girl cannot handle rejection 😂
Much like the female of the human species.
@@ararune3734 occurs much more in males
@@broidkanymore-zc4lt No, it really does not. If you rejected women more, you'd find out just how wrong you are.
About 90% of women I turned down went berserk and started insulting me for no reason, commenting on how I'm ugly anyway and they're out of my league, or I must be gay, I must have a small PP or stuff like that.
Most men on the other hand have dealt with rejection plenty and they're not reacting like that.
@@ararune3734 i said violence, not yapping
@@ararune3734 were talking about violence, not yapping. you dum f-ck
the male cats: i dont do it before marriage
Soo halal mode
Maybe they are gay
@@irgendeinname9256cats cant be gay brother
@@irgendeinname9256 ew
@@RenarchyLeader bruh that isn't a phenomenon specific to humans
These dudes can smell the child support a mile away
Cademan Caden 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cademan Caden lol
😂😂😂
Or they just dont like pussy
Nice
The two cats: MOM WARNED ME ABOUT GIRLS LIKE YOU
jajajajajaajja oh lord 😂
666 likes when I came here...
:v
Cat rule #1: Bros before hoes.
MY MAMA TOLD ME THERE'D BE GIRLS LIKE YOU
Female cat : Hey, do you want to have som-
First male cat : B L E G H
B L E G H
This remind me of the time when I was in Tokyo , I saw a Japanese girl flirting with a shy Japanese dude, the Japanese guy was not interested but the Japanese girl just kept pursuing and she just kept bickering him to the point where he ran away so fast and she just stood there looking either confuse or pissed 😂😂😂😂
Бывает
Невыдуманные истории о которых невозможно молчать.
He ran to hix sex doll
It happens with me so many times 😂. I just try to ignore but those girls always seek my attention.
@@fuzailarshad2003 Same bro I can't keep these women off me, they be lining up and everything fr
Female cat: Give it to meeeeee!!! Male cats: Ever since that last trip to the vet, I just haven't been in the mood 🤔
That’s exactly what I was thinking. I don’t know what these idiots are talking about in the comment section.
@@tfw8738 this might be something you haven't heard of but they are making a joke, ik it's hard to understand at frist, humans are weird but you will get used to it longer you interact with them :)
@@fish9619 I get that it’s a joke, but the same joke told eighteen times is a bit repetitive. “Haha girl gets rejected by chad” “girl is slut haha” “haha premarital sex bad”. And you call me the robot.
@@tfw8738 I'm a robot 🙂
@@tfw8738 why r u so triggered? and about cats lmao get a life
The boys be like:
"I'm not ready for this responsability, miss."
"I'm not interested in forceful girls!"
Funny, because the male leaves after the deed with 0 responsibility. Just like in the real world.
Movie2Documentary how is my dad still with me tho-
@@Movie2Documentary so? If I somehow got a women pregnant I would run away to another country LMAO I'm not paying child support
Movie2Documentary Sexist much?
Movie2Documentary I mean my dad is still here but ig he doesn’t exist now
The masculinity movement has even hit the cats!
MGTOW cats 😂
Catosphere
“I’ll be right back, just running to the shop for some ciggies!”
*never comes back*
Fathers in Latam
Some catnip.
I like how the male cat immediately cleaned himself when she touched him like "I don't want my girlfriend to disown me"💀
I was thinking more how dare you touch me, filth, back to the streets with you
*S N A P E*
Hello snape
Time stamp?
0:29
"I do not wish to be horny, I wish to be happy" -the male cats brain
I felt that.
"silence wench, i do not wish to be horny anymore, i wish to be happy." -some sound I found on tik tok
pornhub comments
@@shwkq310 lol they are so depressing now
Every male brains, to be honest.
The moment when female cat tried to slap when not getting the required attention is so accurate in nature😂
Right?, so accurate
*ahem* and most humans too *ahem*
Male Cat : " Ain't nobody got time for that"
I never seen a cat want to mate so bad in my life😂 she even slaps the male for rejecting her.🤣
He's smart
@@dallascowboysnumberonefan4863 😂
That's how some women be lol
@@MacenW and that's facts tho😂🤣🤦🏿♂️
@@MacenW onggggg
I find it funny how the female cat gets mad and attacks the males
Just like humans.
@@Kinhyaku at least she didn’t kill them like men do
@@AA-oe2ut she kills them like karen
@Rexx it seems you did too lol
@@sleepyash00 bruh
These chads taking November very seriously.
1:44 That cat on the background is literally me, always spectator, never protagonist
Related
He seems to be enjoying himself
Why would you want to be the protagonist of a harassment situation? 😦
Those cats are like: I don't want to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy.
Dont hold it against me ye
I didn't expect Marine here
Silence whench
A cat can dream
Bru
Plot twist : The female cat is an actor , hired the male cats's wives to do a loyalty test ...
like an episode of cheaters! 😂
*hired by
@@rollerbladinggeek5507 got it, this comment was confusing me
Like maury when he had a sexy decoy try to tempt cheaters backstage 😂😂😂
😂😂😂🤣
“Uh, excuse me miss, we’re actually a couple.”
Most underrated comment of them all. Voted right to the top 😂
This pair of male cats sense children's responsibility farther than a mile.
0:11 But look how the black and white one pats her like "Ma'am, please--"
"Ma'am please calm down- I'm just a police officer"
He's a tuxedo cat. He's bound to be polite.
@@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 🙃🙃❤
@the ron Jaimes first she wants him and he does a rejecc then it went reverse uno card.
@@ashilicious04 not really he pretty much just bit her back cause she wouldn’t go away
Male cat: *rejects*
Female: *hits him*
Females in a nutshell
@@baumber1919 to true
@@baumber1919 So true, this is not funny is sad lol
@@baumber1919 I really hope this comment- and all the replies- are jokes. :/
*modern feminism*
Даже коты кошку лёгкого поведения чувствуют 😂
I love how her first advance is all cuddling and sweet and when he dosnt catch on its like CLAWS IN THE FACE, shes all like "JUST FUCK ME ALREADY YOU IDIOT!!" 😂😂😂
When your wife comes home drunk on a weekday
At least your Wife comes home...
@@spacebumps. you guys have wives
@@spacebumps. lmfao
I read that as WHEN YOUR MUM COMES DRUNK ON A WEEKDAY
Oh wow! You guys know what wives means.
Male cat: **Almost Every Anime Protagonist in a nutshell**
Except mostly of shounen
_Tsundere_
Gave u 1k likes
Not all only monster museum
XD
Those male cats must've heard that the female cat has something they don't want to catch.
"They're just not that into you."
"Hello good sir, can I have a moment of your time to talk about child support?"
Male cats: "I don't have kids..."
Female cat: "Not yet." : )
@@myaalvarado3096 mostlikely
Golden
Yup
@@myaalvarado3096 male cats: ohh damn girl! Don't threaten me with a good time! You can have the kids tho....
Female cat : "I can take care of your pipe"
Male Cat: "Mam, i do my own plumbing"
Hahaaa:)
Noice
Female cat: How about you pipe me?
Haha so happy I finally get a TH-cam reference 😭😭😭
This reference, I know where its from.😂😂😂👍👍
Females angry on males, and males remaims calm.
Universal thing😂
The girl cat prolly don't lick herself all day, she's stinky😂😂
🤣🤣😊
Two things that concern me:
1) This was in my recommendations
2) I clicked on it
But this comment section though. No regrets, no disappointments
Same
3) I feel pretty itchy for no reason
Same
@@x19exe idiots fighting with each other instead of enjoying the video
Male cats: "No"
Female cat: *attacks them* "I don't accept no as an answer"
SEVEN
TWENTY
SEVEN
Is that cat's name Karen
@@deinpxdoxd8490 WYSI
Male cat: “Silence wench! I don’t wish to be horny anymore!I just want to be happy”
*Guts theme playing*
@@rogeryoung7562 LMAO
Кошка: "хочешь меня?"
Кот: "не для тебя мои яйца зрели. Отвали, глупая самка! "
"Nah. Dat bish crazy!"
Rule #0: NEVER stick your d*ck in crazy!
I came here for the comments....
Was not dissapointed.
good
Good, if you go to the most popular one.. They are literally having a debate about sexism.
@@johnnysmith379 comedy at it's finest
There's even a rickroll, *perfect*
@@Lucas-Nunes mhm, It is nice to meet a fellow humour consure.
Haha the language he speaked is Turkish but comments are english.
When cats even have Standards
True lmao
But human simps do not.
He only simp Siamese Cats
Professionals have standards
- Mr. Mundy (A.K.A sniper)
omega 6417
“Be polite,be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.”
0:39 she changed her mind for the only second he was interested
The cat: Don't break my eggs, better start cooking before I give you a paw.
Male cat:Disgusting, this is against my religion.
💀💀📖🙏
XD
Hahahahhaahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhagagahgahgagagwgwhahhahabhahahhshahaggaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahha
Okay that one got me 💀
"What's that? You reject my advances? Well then maybe a claw to the face will convince you"
Cats and Humans aren't so different after all
I wonder what humans have you interacted with to get a claw on your face
Besides, cats are not really different from humans
@@masterturbo2218 not very far from r/nicegirl/niceguys
Well humans do have animal instincts
Sounds a lot like human males when a woman rejects them.
You mean woman when a man rejects them
If this was a male cat chasing a female cat the comments would be a bit different...
The confidence on it is funny and the way she gets rejected💀
She looks pregnant already, trying to find a baby daddy. The dudes ain’t having it.
🤣🤣😂🤣
I noticed that too. That's probably why the cats rejected her.
Nah pregnant mother don't look for a male, i had one 3 times.
I don't think pregnant peoples want to found a male, also you probably din't know tjat cats are fats :V
@@jessicasmith5728 no
The first cat had a constant look of “just stop, you’re embarrassing yourself”
YES right at 0:11
Underrated comment right there 😂😂😂
LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂
For the 10th fucking time Fluffy! I am not intrested!!!
Agreed!
Male cat: "but you're my sister"
Her: hey daddy wanna-
Him: no thanks
Her: *ASSAULTS HIM*
69 like
Him: Stop. I'm calling the police.
Her: and what are you gonna tell them? A little calico beat you up? **Scoffs**
Him: **brings recorded evidence to a courtroom**
Her: Surprisedpikachu.png
Him: **sues for defamation**
-Still waiting on that apology from disney-
@@Interceptor101
Sounds like jonas who was raped by his two daughter in the pornographic bible.
Mgtow!!!‼️‼️
Just like my ex-girlfriend...
“Look, it’s not gonna happen, okay?! You have the same color patterns as my sister! It’s weird!”
Bruh
Ngusamo
Lmaooo😂😂😂😂
Lmaaoo dude 🤣
Onii chan-
Никогда бы не подумал, что в животном мире есть вариант отказаться от совокупления с женской особью. Тем более сама требуют. 😮
Они наверное просто кастрированные поэтому у них нет желания секса
Один раз в жизни хламидии словишь и будешь выбирать с кем сношатся
@@AdolfUA А вариант,что она им просто не нравится ты не рассматриваешь?))
@@sashafx по какому критерию ты понял что они не домашние? У меня домашний кот живёт во дворе, домой заходит только поесть и иногда поспать , постоянно дерётся с другими котами, весь подратый и грязный и при этом всём он кастрирован, лишнего веса не имеет
0:27 look how she tried to kiss him lol
Fem Cat: Heyyyy
Male Cats: She belongs to the litter box
HAHA
What's a "litter box" ?
The feline equivalent of a toilet/latrine/head/bathroom/restroom.
This joke is a play on the popular meme, "She belongs to the streets," when a man finds out she a hoe.
(this post was made by smartppl gang)
@@gatoradethrowaway8040 who stole your account?
She belongs to da STREEEETS
Girl cat: hey, boys. Looking for a good time?
Boy cats: Yeah, we are actually. Do you know where the air hockey table is?
Do u know about the promise of god?
Girl cat: *dude*
you made me laugh so hard, have a great day 😂
it looked more like they rejected a fat chick. yeah, the female cat was definitely fat.
@@Andro_el_de_memes You mean the infinite hockey table in the sky, right?
Nobody gonna talk about the fact that the channel name checks out 100%
She hits them like "why!! Won't!! You!! Love!! Me!!" Lol
Female cat: gets aggressively louder whenever it gets rejected
Male cats: hoes mad hoes mad
The female cat got so mad and smacked both of them when the kept rejecting her, she probably played both of them, crazy ex lol.
Hoes mad
Lmao I love this comment 🤣
💀
Bad day for her lol
The female keeps slapping them when they back away. Does she expect them to change their mind after that?
Kinda like humans
R/nicegirls
@@everything5066 haha thank you for the gold kind stranger. Updoot and Instagram bad and reddit good.
Next time simps are bothering me and use "i'm a guy" as an excuse, imma send them this video.
@@ururjrfuruej7883 dude stfu. Just ignore it
0:59 Just slowly backing away 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Take me back babe, Ive changed since then" - the female cat 😂
“I’m not like those other girls”
“I’ll bite off your nuts”
@Mushroom On A Keyboard females aren't very bright
@@tedkazcynkski4328 I love your name. His essay is pretty based tbh
Thanks goodness u'r not most r loud, aggressive, persuasive & preemptive made me a runaway...
@Mushroom On A Keyboard r/rareinsults
"OH you don't like me?"
*slaps*
Funny how similar women are across mammals.😆
mood tbh
male cat: *i cant believe youve done this*
@@wiseguy240Winston that's generalising women
@@justsomeonewholikestodraw6309 aren't 90% of women that way? It be like that.
That 2nd one body language is keeping his guard up
1:52
I love that one cat just chilling in the corner
nobody:
those 2 cats: *Virginity is cool, remain pure*
Dumb meme
ChairMan agreed lol let's bring more negativity
ChairMan you pfp looks like a pineaple that got pissed on by a flying head looser 🤪
@@ImLiterallySoup What is a flying head looser?
ChairMan a head that flies???
Moral of the story: Even cats have standards
Professionals have standard
Cat like hell nah I have standards and your not my standard
Believe me even humans are not up to cat standards.
@@ShFred correct a cat looks at you and say who the hell r u your in my territory ayy don't pet me
@@delilahdelfire729victoriar8 And some times: "Where's my food you scumbag? You can't even do a simple job right!" Or "Wake up dipshit! It's 7 in the morning already!"
Yo that I think the cat was doin a smash or pass TikTok prank 😂
Ye. 1:24 AM and getting this recommend is an obvious sign that its enought youtube fo the night 😅
Male cats: virginity is cool remain pure.
Lol
I agree lol
😐
🤣🤣🤣
lmao
i love how at 0:27 the female cat rubs against him and he starts licking that area to clean himself... The dudes DISGUSTED
Damn. She must be nasty in cat world
Ewww bitch..3 quick licks
𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙚
🤣🤣🤣
Please, nobody like the comment of LunaticMoon because it has 666 likes. *DOOMSLAYER* wants to know your location
Atta boys, focus on yourselves kinds 🤴 😂😂
Bro dodging that kitten support like a "Let Me Solo Her"
"No thank you, I am a cat of God and I will not indulge in thottery."
Underrated comment.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣👏
Hell yes
The poor cat is in heat which is painful it’s basically like a period in a away
FemCat: Wanna smash?
ManCats: Ma'am, this is a McDonalds
@Sweet Peep the comment threads for this video are a bad place to look for sensible discourse.
@Sweet Peep Because a boy cat can't spot a thot
Also, I wanted a three-letter prefix because 'femcat' and 'malecat' didn't flow as well in the brain
Lol
a McDonald's ? I don't get it ...
@@nilevalleyafrican9451 lay off the weed
male cats: child support is too expensive my love😂
Male cats: sorry but premarital sex is a sin
Uh what?
@@riku2484 it's a joke?
but they get married by mating tho
welp, guess he's a virgin for life lmao
@@joos4076 th-cam.com/video/EW6m2ECJP8E/w-d-xo.html
"i don't know, man, she looks too young."
"word, word."
Those males probably have a wife already
Lol
My art teacher next neighbor who have a cats that same side of this female cat but she half the side of male cats leg but somehow she is pregnant when she only at the age of teenage year old
@@dangdao8068 I find more surprising that your teacher would tell you that.
@@dangdao8068 almost died trying to read that ngl
shes like " C'mon, gimme take this funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff."
"Naah, step back, the hooman is filming us"
*"These two male Cats are the CEO of Anti-Simp Organisation"*
Mgtow
*Co-Founders
Hahaha
@KARA BOGA kchow
i had to i'm sorry-
No one:
The male cat: *Sorry having sex before marriage is wrong*
AY WHAT YOU DOING HERE BRO
Agreed.
@@minamanno well, it really is your own decision if it's consensual.
《Ashh the Ace》 oh so ur saying what ur parents did was a mistake?
@L̶o̶v̶e̶l̶y̶ ᥇ꫀꪖr ;-;
Shelby Lynn! 😂
that one cat in the background watching everything, yeah that's me 1:52
Spectator mode
Those male cats: *Virginity's cool, stay fresh*
stay pure 😎
I take pride in my virginity and more people should
Because these cats never lose
Thats because I kicked you in the nuts, Adolf.
@@Chuck_N0rris You have kick his only nut hard enough for him not to have a child
She was underage and they got it on camera.
FBI OPEN UP
😂😂😂 my kidney hurts
I was your 1000th like. I only did it so you would see that 1k
Nah, it’s just like 13 yr olds having a crush on Justin Beaver
OMFG! 😂
“Get that funky thang away from me!”
Our family cat was raised not to be a thot, she's a diva instead.
You better watch out there going to be drama 😂
Mine too, she rejects every male cat 😂😂😂
Mines a mommy's girl. :}
Probably just spayed, right?
My male is a diva too. My rabbit doesn't understand and just stares at him in confusion lol.
Female cat:*just the tip?*
Male cat:*SHE BELONG TO THE STREETS*
Lol
SHE BELONGS TO THE FREEWAY
She belong to the alley way
Skylar Vox
ICOLE
She doesn’t take rejection well 😂