[Eng Sub] Big Hot Dog God Korone Pressures Subaru to Go to the Dentist [Hololive Vtuber]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- Hardsubbed.
dog god
god dog
hot dog
It's been a while since I've done either a Korone-related OR Subaru-related stream, huh. Probably instinctively stayed away from it due to the fifty million people jumping each other trying to sub Korone clips, I think. I'll prob do the Okayu-Subaru one too, maybe...
[Translator's Notes/Appendix - I think in these hardsub clips I will also start minimizing the number of general sfx/actions that I put into the subtitles unless they are an integrated part of someone talking. So as an example, pure laughter out of nowhere will not be subbed, but laughter before/during/after a line will be included. I'll also add stuff in if it's directly related to the conversation at hand. This is more along the lines of standard subtitling as opposed to CC'ing. My regular CC stuff won't change. I also PROBABLY don't need to clarify this, but when I make obvious grammatical mistakes, it reflects grammatical errors that the speaker is using due to casual speech. Lastly, it is difficult for me to make out Mio vs Okayu when both of them use relaxed tones along with background noise. Don't hurt me for a potential mixup.]
Original VOD/Stream - • 占いの素質があるのは誰?!ビッグゴッドミォー...
Mio's Channel - / @ookamimio
Korone's Channel - / @inugamikorone
Subaru's Channel - / @oozorasubaru
Okayu's Channel - / @nekomataokayu
Luna's Channel - / @himemoriluna
Dog god doesn't tell you what you want to hear but what you need to hear.
It's God Dog 😡🐶
Temari : SUPPAH TIME A**HOLES EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@@gomahizon4566 gotto dogu
Im surprised korone actually listened and answered back honestly
Korone may be a goofball, but she doesn't beat around the bush to help her friends.
she's a really intimate person
she apreciate affection and opennes, so she treat it to others like that too
@@poke548 actually in this case she might still be goofing around, cuz shes treating subaru like a child lol. But yeah this scene is less goofy
Okayu and Korone listen to each other and help each other out
Im sure with that, they are capable of helping others too
@@poke548 yup. That time she celebrated flare's subs achievement is really sweet. She might be goofy, but that doesn't mean she's not kind and caring.
She also wanted to say "go to hell" once to okayu because she kept teasing her. But she didn't. She stopped midway and apologize to her even though (she, knowing okayu) would probably laugh and brush it off
"The dentist tastes awful"
* Flasbacks to when Subaru said she couldn't stop licking the dentist's finger *
Going to need a link for that one Chief
@@akro7481 here
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That... Dentists better not have those fetishes lol
Rerorerorerorerorerorero
Yubi yubi
"You might hate painful things, But if you don't endure it now it'll always always to be painful and though from here on out"
Wow... What a Motivation
It was incredibly motivational for me to get my dental hygiene in order! I started having dreams about all my teeth falling out. You would not BELIEVE how motivational that was!
That's actually a good advice, applicable even in life
That's the Korone way of saying "JUST DO IT"
and it's true on top of that.
And the sad but true thing is, it IS the honest truth. I've had a total of 11 teeth taken out, 7 of which were because of bad cavities (4 of them were overcrowding when I needed braces back in high school), and several times I hadn't been able to sleep due to the pain from the toothaches. You really don't understand how much you need something until it's gone-
@@OsakaLoverHow bad were the cavities??? Like, fully black teeth or was it just small black bits on them?
(I have never heard of anyone having to get teeth removed because of cavities)
Dog God encourages goblin duck to go to the dentist
*terrifies goblin duck into going to the dentist
Best anime ever
God dog like korone said. not dog god.
I'm pretty sure Subaru doesn't want to go to dentist because she of the pain... Of licking to dentist's hand over and over
It's too embarrassing for her xD
Just don't become like Iinchou, Subaru.. it's dangerous
if she does like Iinchou, we know what to do when she'll play Mario Kart
@@AlexRonai You mean MariOka?
MariOkaArt
how to became dentist 101
*Subaru talking seriously to God Dog Korone*
Okayu in the background: Ah, Gomen it's Temari's meal
The heck was it? Sounded like stovetop popcorn going off!
@@chalkdustonline5788 an automatic pet feeder
I'm pretty sure every time Korone does something everyone just stars laughing. Those "Yeahs" sound really nice, it's really like she's listening to everything you're saying, but since it's Korone it kinda ends up the opposite. At the end of the video, I'm convinced that I'd want Korone to counsel me and spit nothing but 100% facts filled with maybe's here and there.
0:51 0:56 0:59 1:02 1:06
Thank you for time stamping this "yeahs" sounds
うん
They sound super concerned which is hilarious.
Ko-one is chawm incawnate
The funny thing is, isn't that a normal Japanese cultural thing? I guess it's because of her tone of voice?
Korone: If it hurts too much just raise your hand and say "It hurts"
Me: Ok next time I'm getting beat up I'll use this method
You cannot extrapolate advice from one scenario and reliably apply it to another, unrelated scenario. Especially when that advice comes from a kawaii doggo.
The introduction reminds me of that movie.
MC Guy: Human Spider!
Peter parker: its Spider Man
It's actually reversed Peter Parker did say he is the human spider, then the announcer guy said it sucks so he stick with spiderman
Excuse you, Bruce Campbell said it sucks so he went with Spiderman. ;)
@@nicmagtaan1132 oh yeah, no wonder that mc guy fitted peters hero name
It's an important distinction for Korone though. Dog God is "God of all Dogs" God Dog is "God that is a Dog"
There's a lot of more reassuring things than "endure the pain."
1. You can request a very skilled and experienced dentist who's more careful. (I had to do this because the dentist would repeatedly slip the metal hook from my teeth onto my gums.)
2. You can request the use of numbing medication.
3. Some dental facilities have Televisions on the ceilings to help distract you from the feeling or sensations in your mouth.
Korone tried her best though.
Good dental hygiene also significantly reduces the pain. Healthy teeth and gums don't hurt when they get prodded.
Brushing twice a day pointing the brush towards the gumline gently and flossing before bedtime and most dental procedures would be painless.
If you dont floss, thin layers of food would gradually become lodged inbetween your gums and teeth. This would harden overtime and serve as a breeding ground for bacteria. Your gums would then become inflammed (and red in colour rather than the colour of your tounge) and sensitive trying to combat this hence why you are more prone to feeling pain.
Source: 2 years as a dental assistant
My dental assistants got fairly chatty, and would start to explain to me, "the reason this tooth hurts is because the gum is inflamed, you can reduce that by brushing and flossing properly. I'm checking the pockets now to inspect for inflammation," and all that.
I eventually learned on my own that the nasty taste when getting your teeth cleaned is plaque being chipped away and landing on your tongue. Clean teeth mean you don't get the nasty taste, or at least not nearly as badly. I've also started mentally tracking which teeth hurt when the hygienist probes them, so I can note where I need to pay better attention to even before she tells me.
One time my dentist came in to do her supervisory check and said "Well why are you even here, your teeth are always perfect."
Also, nowadays in NA, there are dentists who work with anesthetists to perform dental procedures while under sedation (not put completely to sleep like general anesthesia, but to the level where you don't remember any of it, kind of like when you have a colonoscopy). Probably costs more, but if all the other methods fail, there is that.
@@livenreloaded What about dark red gum? My gum looks like that
"I also PROBABLY don't need to clarify this, but when I make obvious grammatical mistakes, it reflects grammatical errors that the speaker is using due to casual speech."
Actually, thanks for clarifying this. I mean, how is the viewer supposed to know this otherwise. ^^ Thanks for the translation!
Ye, a *lot* of fan translators simply aren't all that great at english
Dog god advice for Subaru :” SUCK IT UP !”
It's really the only advice she can give
You only get one set of teeth for most of your life. It's best to take care of them.
I read the description, and dude, don't worry so much. There are channels out there with people who barely know English throwing subtitles on clips less than a day old.
It's so bad, it's the reason I read your description. I wanted to make sure you could write complete sentences and understood past tense lmao.
You're doing great, keep up the good work!
it's seriously amazing how Korone can be so calm yet so threatening at the same time
My 2 big takeaways here:
1: Korone's been getting lessons from No-Guard Matsuri
2: Subaru really needs to take better care of her teeth. (Fun fact, that bad taste is actually plaque)
if you think prophylaxis paste tastes good you may have bigger problems than plaque my dude
@@MegaZeta And the water they use to clear with tastes like it came out a garden hose.
@Mega Zeta
I dunno, man. The bubblegum flavor isn't half bad, especially when my dentist washes it down with all the nitrous he can give me.
doggo is speaking "FACTS"
this part make me brush my teeth 2 times than normal.....
But Subaru we can't simply leave all the dentists unlicked
👏👏 oh god doggo-sama please make more wholesome streams and videos.
Funny story, the dentist in the town I live in now is a very small woman -- im talking like 5'0", probably weighs no more than 100 lbs max. She needed to pull a tooth before, and she couldnt do it. No matter what she tried. She even put her knee on my chest and ended up MOUNTING ME and using FULL FORCE but she couldnt get the tooth out. Its amazing she can even do her job like that! And the kicker -- my mom not 2 weeks ago went to her and had the SAME problem! She ended up hurting my mom quite badly trying to get a tooth out. Apparently, she cant even ask people in her office to help because of liability nonsense.
3:18 Esoteric Mio blending in with the cosmos.
IDK about like 99% of anyone who had to have cavities drilled and filled, but...the sensation always put me to sleep...like, I would fall asleep when being drilled...I'm weird ok?
I wish I was like you, when I hear and feel the drilling i get tense and nervous, I feel like the drill is gonna go through my head or something :(
Plus I'm going to the dentist next week 😰
Anyone else thought the Thumbnail suggested that Korone pressured Subaru into going to the dentists by pulling of a "The Ring" and crawling out of Subaru's mic at 10pm?
Subaru, you're not supposed to eat the dentist
Knowing Korone's search history... she may already know answers to many of these questions, just pretending to not know.
When Subaru started sharing her story, I thought she was going to talk about peroroing the dentist’s thumb and how she was too embarrassed.
It’s always the nice ones who should be feared the most.
Man that's why I like the dog m8 she knows that her actions have consequences, sometimes good but sometimes bad
This is funny but also as someone with severe depression & other mental health issues that affects how i take care of my teeth, hearing her talk about it like that actually motivates me to work on proper care again
Me: God dog is actually able to offer sensible advice!
Inner Korone, probably: *There's a price to be paid, now give yubi*
one thing i did that allowed me to get through painful dental work is to take a couple tissues that they usually have in the operating room and squeeze on that to distract from whats going on in my mouth.
Real HOLOLIVE hours:
* Rushia flips out (1st time)
* Matsuri lists her favorite comic books (1st time)
* Subaru says, hears or thinks about "God Dog" (every single time)
As an Italian, this Is like 10 times funnier only for the God dog part
At least she doesn't have to challenge her viewers to a Mario Kart race.
coming from a girl that had her house burned down, I can't believe she even flinches at the sight of dentists
woah a hardsub from Spire. sugoi
Mio can't deal with God dog. She laughs anytime it is mentioned xd
Why dose soft voice god dog sound so hot
👮♀️
@@Polyfron i swear officer she 90 year ol- wait noooooo
She's trying to sound like a medium or fortune teller. This makes her attempt a sort of motherly tone.
Motherly = Milf
Milf = Hot
DO NOT GOOGLE IT.
I DID see some pictures of what happens when flies flant their eggs into cavities in your jaw and it AIN'T PRETTY.
Also there are some dentistric procedures that either hurt like a bitch or are scary as hekk. Cauterizing is when they literally burn out the inflammed parts and it doesn't hurt much, when you get medicated beforehand but it's still kinda scary.
So go to the dentinst, people.
if i be korone i will say to subaru...ok u hate pain right now choose 1 hour pain or forever pain...make your choice ....
She said it tastes awful,, maybe she's talkin about the rubber gloves
Subaru sounds like Ars during the dentist talk
God is a dog, and she's cute as hell
So adorable and wholesome. 😭😭😭😭
This isn't counseling this is threatening
How could you butcher Korone's perfect name?! It's obviously Big Mad Hot Dog God Inugami Korone-sama!
Also Subaru still has trauma from licking her dentist's hand. That's mental pain alright.
I'm in love with Luna's "kamoshirenai"
Try to read Dog God faster and you will find that you're ordering a Hot Dog .
"If you raise your hand, and say 'it hurts!" I'm sure I heard/read this from an anime or something
I dunno if Korone said this as a reference but either way, Koro-san with the real talk!
I don't know about other countries, but in Japan Dentist tells me to raise my hand when it hurts.
@@苺苺苺 Thank you for telling me. I actually don't know if it's like that normally as well. From my experiences with the dentist, they usually notice me flinch when I feel like it's too painful and ask me if I'm feeling ok.
@@苺苺苺 American dentists do that as well. Mine says do it if you feel anything at all.
ah as expected from korone
Always sincere
I do believe miss dog god, I mean hot dog, no I mean god dog is a good listener
Lol the BG kinda reminds me of the Wise Dog abababa hakaka
Subaru should also try and see if there's another dentist in her network. Some dentists are dumb as shit and shouldn't be near teeth in the first place
Nooo the Dentist is Scary ... and expensive
Oh, Korone actually give srs advice 🥺🥰
Damn Korone knows how to overpower people
Korone: -Um
Girls on backroud: -heh
Korone: -Um
Girls: -Hahahah
Subaru -I am a joke to you?
Plot twist , korone is a dentist grad student from tokyo uni , and she is the dentist that subaru visit and she want subaru to lick her thumb
Doggod
indeed the inu kami
Oh I know the experience believe me, one of my wisdom tooth got "root canal" its the most painful thing that ever happened to me when I was a kid and having a low pain tolerance does not help at all
Subaru might not be old enough to be put to sleep, and maybe the anesthetic isn't fully effective.
Either way; if the journey gets tough, start thinking about the result and how much better it will be once you get it.
God Dog is telling truth
here in italy "dog god" is considered as blasphemy
blessed korone
This gave me flashbacks of Robson from the tv show Oz.
dentist are scary indeed...
Mio always laugh everytime she mentions 'Dog God'
My reaction at the end of this: 😑
AH NO NEH~
Korone : Face the reality!!!
Ik she’s cute but what she said about the dentist scares me 😂
"Big Hot Dog God Korone" That... that doesn't sound right...
I raiku Goddo Doggu, becooz itsu notto ei Doggu. Dzu yu raiku Goddo Doggu?
Eating Xylite-based sweets is the way to go. :-)
Silly dog... ducks don't have teeth
inukami korone
Dog God vs Oni God
Who will win
She became a rap God when she is spitting facts 2:22
Title was a bit misleading. I thought Koro proclaimed herself as a hotdog god.
(Jab at the American healthcare system)
Oh no.... I guess I'm going to the dentist...
Hottu Doggu
Dog god no
Doggod yes
subaru cutest
1:39 kowai yo!
Me:oayo?
She really does sound like she's missing teeth though, and it's strangely moe...
LOL what.
why does subaru need to go to the dentist so much
wait, ducks have teeth? i thought they just had the yellow thing
I like goddo doggu
Does the "God Dog" come from a pun of Korone's surname as in InuKAmi instead of Inugami? I've seen it mentioned in a couple of clips but never where it started.
The "gami" in Inugami has the same kanji/meaning as the "kami" you're referring to (just with different pronunciations), so that's where it comes from. This also means that Mio's literal translation of "Dog God"-san is more or less correct here.
"God Dog" is what you might call a "creatively literal" translation of "Inugami" into English. The other part of the joke is a play on the pronunciation in Japanese of "hot dog", a loan phrase from English that, like "hanbaagaa" (hamburger), everyone in Japan knows. It's hard to explain without getting into stuff like how a pause in a word is considered a syllable in Japanese, but the way they say "God Dog" in English sounds intentionally like how you say "hot dog" in Japanese.
1:06 Mio's voice kinda similar to Okayu
Is this before or after Subaru licked the dentist???
pls i am dentist i need subaru lick finger pleasees
I really don't like Subaru's voice and her accent but I couldn't stop watching her videos SEND HELP
Just skip my comment 1:14