Everything is Awkward. Everything's horrific and will make you scream. Everything is Awkward. In a fever dream. Everything is worse when you watch this bad porn. It makes you wish you were never born. Yeah never born. Holy hell, what the eff, what the absolute hell were they all thinking? Everything is Awkward. Everything's horrific and will make you scream. Everything is Awkward. In a fever dream.
Because instead of parodying things with attractive characters, they decide to parody shit like the Lego movie or Rugrats, also they do it half assed and fill it with topical humor that is even Family Guy standards
Snob: "I haven't seen that much crying in a porno since The Taming of Rebecca. ... No wait! ... _I_ was the one crying." Pinhead (Dickhead?): "No tears now! It is a waste of good suffering."
Goddamnit. I was hoping we were going to just marathon the Hellraiser movies like we did the Elm Street sequels. But no. Brad's got something a thousand times more terrifying to show us.
Given that Rule 34 of the Internet is still a thing, this actually seems tame: a few minutes of puns and sexual innuendos, then two people in yellow paint bang with buckets on their heads. (Fun trivia: that was also the original description Brad used to pitch the Cinema Snob sequel!)
"Extended version available exclusively on Pornhub Premium" Great, now the evils of the gaming industries have extended to pornography industries as well. Can't wait for them to apply "pay-to-unlock the climaxes" DLCs.
So, I have to ask - are we entirely sure Wood Rocket hasn’t just gone full meta, and is actually making porn parody parodies? I’m not saying that would make anything better, but at least it would make these nightmares make sense.
Just walked in on my neighbors watching the lego movie. The tow boys were singing everything is awesome. I simply backed out slowly in complete revulsion. All I kept seeing in my head was naked lego people.
Brad needs to do a interview with the one person bankrolling these as actual porn. I am sure the majority of words out of him will be "HAhaha....WHAT?!"
Not going to lie: the thing about their semen coming out as hard bricks that then have to be awkwardly tiptoed around like real Legos does sound moderately clever.
Truly bless the actors that do these modern porno spoofs, You gotta imagine how uncomfortable they all must be doing these films, but gotta put food on the table somehow...
Actually, the woman webcams on MFC usually, & she's a hilarious & fun person to interact with. She also does film her own stuff as well, which can be found on ManyVids.
So I saw the thumbnail and title for this in my Subscriptions and was momentarily puzzled, thinking to myself, "Is this a shitty knockoff a la The Little Cars?" Then I noticed the short length of the video and the word "lay" in "Laygo". All at once, a feeling of terror and dread hit me. I immediately hovered my mouse cursor over the thumbnail to see the preview, and the first thing it shows was what I feared: the Wood Rocket logo. Never have I screamed the word "no" so quickly and so loudly.
Fun Fact: Woodrocket also made a Back to the Future Porn Parody and Joanna Angel made a Grinch Porn Parody. Surprised he didn’t review that one in December... Or November.
0:45 Honestly, neither can I. I think Spongeknob broke me in that regard; if they legit thought they could make THAT work (a show that has no humans in it), then anything, and I mean ANYTHING, was a possibility.
I just know that theme song is going to be suck in my head for weeks, months even. I'm gonna be humming it to myself when I'm doing the dishes, taking out the recycling, studying, and driving to work.
And by the way, may I recommend you for your next porn parodie "El irascibile cazzo di ferro" (the English title must be something like "Ironcock the Irascible"), based on the characters from Popeye. A true hidden gem!
I saw this one in my Subscriptions and I was like "Do I even want to know?" and then I was "You're gonna click it anyway, aintcha" and then I was like "I sure am" and now here I am.
I feel like that shouldn't be as disturbing. I mean all it has to be is a fat dude in a white shirt and green pants and you have Peter Griffin. But something tells me it's gonna be like a full body suit or somwthing.
You were on the right track with the erector set, but maybe as a crossover film? Yes. The perfect title would be... Laygo Movie Pat Deux: Rise of E-Rector!
I'm more bothered than I should be by them not using the actual Emmett and Wildstyle minifigs for the, "meta scene". C'mon man, if you're gonna make weird, trashy porn, put your heart into it!
See with R34 there's no exceptions but people can make something work when it's all just drawings, but when it's live action, that's when the no exception thing is more of a problem
You know, I think the worst part about these porn parodies are that most of them have no real reason to parody what they’re parodying. Like what’s the difference between this and a regular porno? At least Spanker Man and Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles stuck to the source material. Anyways, call me when they make an Emoji Movie porno. Call it The Emojizz Movie. Get on it, WoodRocket.
I think at this point they know of their reputation of being the company that makes these things. I wouldn't be surprised if their money mostly comes from people watching this who are simply curious about that it is/how horrible it will be.
full stop honesty, I saw this video on my feed and, one heartbeat before clicking the link, I sighed to myself: "I'm not going to WANT to watch this, am I?"
I now occasionally peek over at Woodrocket's youtube page to see what fresh horror Snob will have to eventually subject himself to. There is a Venon parody that I'm sure will end up in his lap someday.
Me at 0:00 "It can't be that bad. What's so bad about smashing two lego figures together?" Me at 0:37 * violent vomiting * Yeah, go back to reviewing Hellraiser movies. They're WAY less sick than this!"
Thank you internet just when I begin to think that I have seen the worst of your depths you show me that I haven't even scratched the surface of your debauchery.
Why is it that these porn parodies have to have really freaky costumes that come straight out of the very bottom of the uncanny valley? Seriously, the costumes just get creepier with each porn parody that comes out.
![[DRIP] ‘Love, Maybe’ PREVIEW](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U7hwHp95m1k/mqdefault.jpg)
Featuring the new hit original song: Everything is Awkward
Why thank you for that earworm...
Or more accurately Everything is ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING!
Everything is Awkward.
Everything's horrific and will make you scream.
Everything is Awkward.
In a fever dream.
Everything is worse when you watch this bad porn.
It makes you wish you were never born.
Yeah never born.
Holy hell, what the eff, what the absolute hell were they all thinking?
Everything is Awkward.
Everything's horrific and will make you scream.
Everything is Awkward.
In a fever dream.
Why are modern porno spoofs so much scarier than modern horror movies?
Because horror always had underlying sexual themes, while today they are made to cater to infantilized adults.
Because instead of parodying things with attractive characters, they decide to parody shit like the Lego movie or Rugrats, also they do it half assed and fill it with topical humor that is even Family Guy standards
I'm pretty sure Woodrocket isn't even trying to be sexy. They're just going for "LOLWTF" meme appeal.
Uncanny valley, that's always scary.
@@PolygonAlchemist that honestly I think is the case
The extended version is just a extra 30 minutes with the “ Will it fit guy” trying to stuff the whole LEGO Death Star in his ass- spoiler, it fits.
Stephen King's "Will IT Fit?"
scitechian -- Well now you've just gone and spoiled the plot of the guy's Halloween special!
popick86 you bastard I wanted to see that flick
Those actors deserve a medal just for not dying of laughter.
Soon they will create the Eblowji Movie. Featuring a cameo appearence by Sir Patrick Stewart.
No
Jacob Ellison PLEASE. Don’t give Wood Rocket any ideas...
Sooooo, a scat scene, but instead of shitting sounds, just soundclips of Picard saying "Make it so".
Or a guy name "Sir FatDick Stewart "
@@payasoloco6282 Hahaha, no. It'll be Patrick Stewart. Let's be honest, he'll do anything at this point. He was in Star Trek: Picard.
I like the idea of Brad subscribing to Pornhub Premium and writing it off on his taxes as a business expense
Pornhub premium was free for Valentine's day.
Don't ask how I know that.
LOL
I am betting a sizeable chunk of his deductions are just porn and "b" movie dvd purchases.
Would be one hilarious audit
And Dinese D’souza movie tickets
WoodRocket has such sights to show us...
PornHub has so many Woodrocket titles to choose from. I stayed far away from this movie and this site.
Snob: "I haven't seen that much crying in a porno since The Taming of Rebecca. ... No wait! ... _I_ was the one crying."
Pinhead (Dickhead?): "No tears now! It is a waste of good suffering."
We'll take the Sproose Moose
I'd rather hand my soul over to the Cenobites.
Goddamnit. I was hoping we were going to just marathon the Hellraiser movies like we did the Elm Street sequels. But no. Brad's got something a thousand times more terrifying to show us.
It will problably come out next week ;)
Cinema Snob should review the hellraiser porno. It's terrifying
Uh, "such sights to show you"? Hello?
"Oh such sights!"
Yeah, I think even the Cenobytes would tell Wood Rocket to get some fucking help already at this point.
"Why are we still here , Just to Suffer "
its moments like this that i admire the humor of BIMBO-SAN at the Samurai Sluts From Hell
Bimbo-San, Deadly Samurai and Slicer of Bread.
@@TommyDeonauthsArchives *Swedish man laugh-wheezing in the distance*
@@warped_rider Thank you for that.
As terrifying as this is the thumbnail does make me want a Minifigure of the Cinema Snob.
"Who wants to see the Mega Blocks screw?" Brilliant!
Given that Rule 34 of the Internet is still a thing, this actually seems tame: a few minutes of puns and sexual innuendos, then two people in yellow paint bang with buckets on their heads. (Fun trivia: that was also the original description Brad used to pitch the Cinema Snob sequel!)
Geoffrey Peterson the live action powerpuff Girls parody would be much worse or not even legal
If you look closely, you can see the actor's souls dying with every line they utter.
If that's the case, makes you wonder why the continue to do it?
"Extended version available exclusively on Pornhub Premium"
Great, now the evils of the gaming industries have extended to pornography industries as well. Can't wait for them to apply "pay-to-unlock the climaxes" DLCs.
No joke: Some porn studios release preview vids without sound as an incentive to pay for a membership. so you're not that far off.
Don't give them ideas!
Oh, sweet summer child; they already have, they already have.
A lot of sites take the climax out of the free version. Why do you think they call it “the money shot”?
pre-order now and see the exclusive organism bonus
Why? Jus- just why!?
Because being weird has gotten them a lot of attention so they keep doing it
It's like a porn movie with those trains with human faces or something.
@@lancer737 Don't make me imagine a Thomas the Tank Engine porno.
rule 34
plus woodrocket has a quota to meet
Because the people of wood rocket are pedophiles who watch kids media.
Genuinely surprised at no "If you build it, they will come"
Clicked this thinking: "No way it's a porn parody..." Oh boy.
Worst Friendsuary ever,lol.
There actually is a Friends Porn Parody. Thank You very much.
Rammit sounds like he needs a 32 dollar coffee
So, I have to ask - are we entirely sure Wood Rocket hasn’t just gone full meta, and is actually making porn parody parodies? I’m not saying that would make anything better, but at least it would make these nightmares make sense.
Wood rocket truely is your LJN, Goodtimes, or Dingo Pictures is it?
@@Cheesesteaks4Life98 Goodtimes and Dingo is Phelous.
Just walked in on my neighbors watching the lego movie. The tow boys were singing everything is awesome. I simply backed out slowly in complete revulsion. All I kept seeing in my head was naked lego people.
'If you have to explain a joke, THERE IS NO JOKE!'
Brad needs to do a interview with the one person bankrolling these as actual porn.
I am sure the majority of words out of him will be "HAhaha....WHAT?!"
I think April O'Neil just has a weird sense of humor.
"Well in case you're not to mortified from this episode-" TO LATE! JUST HEARING THIS EXISTED HAS TRAUMATIZED ME FOR LIFE!!!
Not going to lie: the thing about their semen coming out as hard bricks that then have to be awkwardly tiptoed around like real Legos does sound moderately clever.
Truly bless the actors that do these modern porno spoofs, You gotta imagine how uncomfortable they all must be doing these films, but gotta put food on the table somehow...
They'd make more and less pain and shame doing their own independent stuff
Actually, the woman webcams on MFC usually, & she's a hilarious & fun person to interact with. She also does film her own stuff as well, which can be found on ManyVids.
I can't wait for the Roblox Movie porn spinoff, Blocox.
That site is already porno.
DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS.
That happened, the only difference is Kanye West made it before Wood Rocket got the chance
STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!
OOF
So I saw the thumbnail and title for this in my Subscriptions and was momentarily puzzled, thinking to myself, "Is this a shitty knockoff a la The Little Cars?" Then I noticed the short length of the video and the word "lay" in "Laygo".
All at once, a feeling of terror and dread hit me. I immediately hovered my mouse cursor over the thumbnail to see the preview, and the first thing it shows was what I feared: the Wood Rocket logo. Never have I screamed the word "no" so quickly and so loudly.
Wow people really will make a porn parody of anything.
They are making a porn based on your comment right now.
Rule 34, NO EXCEPTIONS!
Fun Fact: Woodrocket also made a Back to the Future Porn Parody and Joanna Angel made a Grinch Porn Parody. Surprised he didn’t review that one in December... Or November.
Rule 34 used to it's full potential
An excellent point.
So acute bronchitis wasn't the worst thing to happen to me this week
"Ten inch mutant ninja turtles"?! Bruh, thats gold.
You ever felt like humanity was a mistake?
Well at least we would be safe from the aliens.
After seeing stuff like this they want to be as far away as they can get from us.
Every second.
Still less disappointing than the 2016 election.
Ah, Wood Rocket: living proof that just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?
- Steve Buscemi
Horrifying I just pray they don't do a Bionicle porn parody aka Bangicle
bEAU aADAMS dude, they could be trolling the comments for ideas!
Don't give them ideas. Please, please don't. I'm not even a Bionicles fan and that sounds horrifying.
Well Roodaka already gives them ideas
Alright alright ill stop with the names no wait I can't I got more lego porn titles Laygo Island, Knights Fuckingdom II, Unidildo, and Cock Raiders.
@@retrozaid1600 You just had to, didn't you
"Fifty Shades of Yellow"
Did they not know there are grey Lego bricks? I used to build castles with that shit!
I never thought I’d see a cinema snob LEGO figure ❤️
When the wife is away, the snob will play...with flexiblocks?
There is no way the actors were paid enough for this...
"Nobody's as pale as Tom Hardy"? Immortan Joe and Nux would like a word with this porn parody.
Was expecting a quick cutaway to Stoya crossing her arms and scowling.
Don't know why this would be relevant, but this episode mekes me want to see you review "This Ain't The Golden Girls"
You know what happened to the Nazis when they opened the Ark at the end of _Raiders of the Lost Ark?_
*The Cinema Snob won't be so lucky.*
Oh I heard of that the intro is already TH-cam somehow.
0:45 Honestly, neither can I. I think Spongeknob broke me in that regard; if they legit thought they could make THAT work (a show that has no humans in it), then anything, and I mean ANYTHING, was a possibility.
Is it THAT hard to make humanized versions of the characters? Seriously, go on Tumblr and jack (heh) some designs from there.
I've seen cosplayers more doable than anything mainstream porn can produce is it any wonder the industry's going down the tube
Dreigonix or shadbase
+Brainbot Jezebel
>shadman
The worst part of all this is that the theme song is still kinda catchy, even if the lyrics are as appealing as Dickachu from Strokemon.
Now I want fruit roll ups thanks Snob.
Why didn't they just make a stop-motion lego porn video? Would have saved on budget for sure
I’m going to throw away all my old LEGOs thanks to this episode.
What a waste
I just know that theme song is going to be suck in my head for weeks, months even. I'm gonna be humming it to myself when I'm doing the dishes, taking out the recycling, studying, and driving to work.
After last week’s episode, I was expecting Hellraiser 2 as this week’s review.
This is much scarier.
And by the way, may I recommend you for your next porn parodie "El irascibile cazzo di ferro" (the English title must be something like "Ironcock the Irascible"), based on the characters from Popeye. A true hidden gem!
Sometimes I'm happy to be subscribed to this channel. When I wake up I can see what an insane person can do with my childhood.
And I thought just stepping on them was painful..
Wow, and I thought the later episodes of Bojack Horseman had too much uber-meta insult humor.
Geez the Hellraiser sequels got silly quickly, when are they gonna go back to being scary again? 😏🤔
And when can we complain that they’re too scary and ask when they’ll be silly again?
Brad, i mean Greg will do fine at that. 😐
I saw this one in my Subscriptions and I was like "Do I even want to know?" and then I was "You're gonna click it anyway, aintcha" and then I was like "I sure am" and now here I am.
Honestly, I'm surprised WR hasn't made a Flash Gordon porno called "Flesh Gordon" or "Flash Hard-on".
"What'd you think would happen when you stuff yourself with bricks?" I lost it! XD
And that's why cosplayers won't make an adult-size Lego minifig after Adam Savage's nightmarish organic Lego head
WoodRocket: The Seltzerberg of the porno industry
Where's Lay-Go Italian Bat-Man?, or the Villians Pimp Business & Naughty Cop/Really Naughty Cop?
The latter would actually be pretty fucking hilarious to see tbh
That theme song is going to haunt my nightmares for probably...the rest of my life ;-;
The Pokémon one is still the most traumatising one yet.
The title card with you as a minifigures looks great. 👍
It's going to take me a lifetime of therapy to not laugh my fucking head off for all eternity after seeing those costumes.
Just fyi, Snob, a Family guy one exists..
I feel like that shouldn't be as disturbing. I mean all it has to be is a fat dude in a white shirt and green pants and you have Peter Griffin. But something tells me it's gonna be like a full body suit or somwthing.
Funny enough, quagmire is played by James dean. And if you saw atleast 5 minutes of his scenes. You could understand the similarities.
@@destroyerblackdragon it's not just Peter. It's a lot of the characters.
@Milkyway2099 I once saw a Peter Griffin foot fetish drawing
the feet were so grossly detailed
@@EsmeMarion I saw the same imahe
You know, everytime you think that it can't get any weirder someone comes up with stuff like this.
Why do I get goosebumps when I see that Snob's got a new video whose title sounds like a parody of another title? The answer is here.
You were on the right track with the erector set, but maybe as a crossover film? Yes. The perfect title would be...
Laygo Movie Pat Deux: Rise of E-Rector!
...
...I think I just lost half of my braincells. And half of my brain.
Woodrocket is the gift that keeps on giving
"Nobody's as pale as Tom Hady" that was weridly specific lol
Sometimes I feel ashamed of being human. This is one of those moments.
I'm more bothered than I should be by them not using the actual Emmett and Wildstyle minifigs for the, "meta scene".
C'mon man, if you're gonna make weird, trashy porn, put your heart into it!
That’d require actual thought
Somehow I'm simultaneously surprised and not surprised that this exists.
4:49 and on, the last bit of my sanity has finally left the building
See with R34 there's no exceptions but people can make something work when it's all just drawings, but when it's live action, that's when the no exception thing is more of a problem
Wood Rocket quality really went downhill after the Turtles one
When the hell did they even have anything quality
Thats why I subscribed. Snob telling be what spoof to watch
You know, I think the worst part about these porn parodies are that most of them have no real reason to parody what they’re parodying. Like what’s the difference between this and a regular porno? At least Spanker Man and Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles stuck to the source material.
Anyways, call me when they make an Emoji Movie porno. Call it The Emojizz Movie. Get on it, WoodRocket.
I think at this point they know of their reputation of being the company that makes these things. I wouldn't be surprised if their money mostly comes from people watching this who are simply curious about that it is/how horrible it will be.
This is the worst rule 34 I've ever seen
Snob put as much effort into mocking this porno spoof as went into the writing and filming of the porno spoof. I can't blame him.
Ahhhh Rule 34, you never disappoint me.
Do you ever wonder if these people are still capable of feeling regret, or maybe they've long since transcended humanity.
I was hoping for some Hellraiser video... but this. This is something.
When they take their torsos off, they look like the Banjo Man from Red Dead Redemption 2...
full stop honesty, I saw this video on my feed and, one heartbeat before clicking the link, I sighed to myself: "I'm not going to WANT to watch this, am I?"
Wood Rocket is the video adaptation of Rule 34.
I now occasionally peek over at Woodrocket's youtube page to see what fresh horror Snob will have to eventually subject himself to. There is a Venon parody that I'm sure will end up in his lap someday.
This movie has Academy Awards written all over it.
I didn't realize until a few days ago (i forgot what month it was), but I miss Friendsuary
Everything is awful
Mega Blocks now makes more realistically proportioned figures, so it's feasible that a Mega Blocks porno would be...less scary, at least.
"HA..HAHAHA!..NOPE!" 😂😂😂
Me at 0:00
"It can't be that bad. What's so bad about smashing two lego figures together?"
Me at 0:37
* violent vomiting *
Yeah, go back to reviewing Hellraiser movies. They're WAY less sick than this!"
Thank you internet just when I begin to think that I have seen the worst of your depths you show me that I haven't even scratched the surface of your debauchery.
Why is it that these porn parodies have to have really freaky costumes that come straight out of the very bottom of the uncanny valley? Seriously, the costumes just get creepier with each porn parody that comes out.
got to give them props for that lego soccer mania font in the credits
Damn it stop reminding me of Tug Rats. I want to try as hard as possible to forget that movie was ever a thing