Jurard reveals his FULL NAME and speaks RANDOM SPANISH!【Holostars EN| Jurard T Rexford】

Man, I´m so glad we finally met Jurard Tyrellias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II de silvaAmadeus Batumbakal de la Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II, son of Jurard Tyrellias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino I de silvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto I 💀💀💀
Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
00:05 - He´s name is Jurard T. Rexford... or so we thought
00:16 - Jurard Tyrellias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II 💀
01:13 - "My story begins here" 💀
02:00 - "Now, add an emoji" 💀💀💀
02:19 - His birth certificate is two pages long 💀💀💀
02:31 - The game can´t even save his big ass name 💀
03:34 - The damage has been done
03:43 - Spanish Jurard goes HARD
04:25 - Me gustas tu...
04:35 - Quieres?
04:44 - introducing himself with full ass name 5 times 💀💀💀
06:00 - Not even him remembers all of that 💀
06:40 - Outro
-Source:
【PROJECT ZOMBOID】ALL MY FELLAS ARE DEAD
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-Members:
/ @jurardtrexford
- Twitter accounts:
/ jurardtrexford
-Outro music: 【Banzoin Hakka】 アイドル - IDOL / YOASOBI【歌ってみた】
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[@kennichigatchalian6710]

People forget he's Filipino, of course he has good pronounciation with the last names we had the same conquerors.

[@CurryRufa]

Did Jurard really mention he's Filipino? Im new to Holostars and their English branch, and I have yet to watch their earlier streams

[@violentflamez]

​@@CurryRufahis debut has him speaking in Tagalog & he plays in PH time currently. Octavio is Filipino too & they were trash talking each other in tagalog during a recent stream

[@CurryRufa]

@@violentflamez ooh I see. I'm enjoying watching most, if not all of them. Thanks for the info!

[@mango-harmony2810]

⁠@@violentflamezAny idea what stream that is? I would love to listen to them bickering in tagalog 😂😂

[@StuffSayoSays]

@@mango-harmony2810Watch the spy party collab with Octavio.

[@PLandLord]

*Light Yagami sweating profusely*

[@MagnusPrimeZ]

the worst part is that hispanic names CAN be that long, here is pablo piccaso´s full name:
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
we dont do that anymore because they encourage people to name their kids with names that can fit in the forms

[@nicolle2126]

Filipinos had names like that too a long long long time ago when we were still under Spanish colonial rule lmao
We obviously stopped, but its still really common to have like 3 given names, mom's middle name, father's surname

[@FeiFei_]

The real question is, was there anyone with :) on their name before?

[@MagnusPrimeZ]

@@FeiFei_ i dont think so, at the very least where i came from you can only use letters because the goverment database cant handle symbols and special characters, this situation came up when some guy tried to put "@" in his name and the court refused for that reason

[@FeiFei_]

@@MagnusPrimeZ i didn't expect to get serious answer but thanks, i learn something new

[@severedproxy]

​@@MagnusPrimeZyou can use numbers though. My aunt is named D9 on her official documents because her parents were to lazy to think up a name. (She's the 9th child). Her other siblings have names depending on the weather of their birth. Dagoob, Dusty, Amihan, etc.

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

I LOVE HIS SPANISH PRONUNTIATION AAAAA

[@noriakilerolerolerokakyoin591]

Well, quite a lot of Filipinos do have Spanish last names due to you know our history lol

[@corycianangel6321]

We Filipinos have history with the Spanish.

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

@@corycianangel6321 omg you too, eh? I feel like home

[@bendover9620]

​@@Jazmin-yv8crFilipinos are the Latinos of Asia. Fascinating, actually. You'll find the most Chinese looking dude in the Philippines and his name would probably be John Manuel Xiaoyi.

[@Vyz3r]

​@@Jazmin-yv8crSome still speak a version of Spanish there. Look up Chavacano.

[@Roriipupper]

It's not just random Spanish but Filipino with the combined influences of China, Malaysia, Spain and America.

[@radioactive1014]

You just explained the entire Filipino race in one sentence lmao

[@kazuma2814]

Ayo

[@spectre9340]

I think they meant the later part of the video where he's legit introducing himself in Spanish

[@GravityForces]

Bruh imagine writing and shading your name Jurard Tyrellias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II de silvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II in exam papers. You'll need a 2nd page to jot down Jurard Tyrellias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II de silvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II lmfao

[@whistlebane5280]

Bro, Jurard Tyerllias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II desilvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor Manaloto II is an awesome name. Imagine writing Jurard Tyerllias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II desilvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor Manaloto II on every document. When you sign your name, it'd have to be as long as Jurard Tyerllias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II desilvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor Manaloto II

[@bigjack7908]

Goddangit😂

[@icetweiz]

motherfucker really put in an ang probinsyano reference there

[@nyannyan443]

My humor is so fucking broken, I couldn't stop laughing as I watched Jurard Tyrellius Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II de SilvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II spam his name over and over again😭

[@LiberioLeonaibert]

I love how he keeps spamming his long-ass name, and the end though 😂

[@soniczeldanerd9432]

Put the video at 2x speed, and now he's speaking Puerto Rican spanish XD

[@Nephelis]

Hispanic-Caribbean accent going crazy

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

I love it

[@sindoesfake5641]

itd be so funny if he introduces himself like that for a stream at least once (bonus points for collabs lol)

[@janjems_1210]

Congratulations lmao

[@IhatemyselfsmrnHaha]

He did in ollies stream lol

[@westside619]

I like how the clipper at the end was like "Aight thats enough I got sh*t to do ROLL THE OUTRO!"

[@FeiFei_]

The moment i saw Zomboid on his schedule i knew i won't miss it (partially because i miss Vesper Zomboid stream), he actually surviving really well despite being so chaotic on stream.
Can't wait to watch another adventure of Jurard Tyrellias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II de silvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II in the future.

[@ChloeKruegerSenpai]

From Spanish above names to Filipino below names.
Batumbakal Dalisay LMAO

[@Sylcore]

must be some new breed of dino to have a longass name like this

[@AnnonymousCommentor28]

Nah, it's actually a very old naming scheme for dino breeds.

[@Jazzglenn]

Outta nowhere:
NBI: May "HIT" ka sir...

[@violentcheerer]

If Nene and Jurard actually collabs just their introduction alone would take an hour to do.

[@kerrvnee]

Jurard, a man of many names

[@goggles8691]

Wow what a beautiful name Jurard Tyrellias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II de silvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II has
Thank you Kuya Juju, very cool

[@Docelles]

the cutoff at the end LMAO

[@0SailorRose0]

This dude think he’s Esteban from Zack & Cody

[@Twelve_Thirteen1213]

Those names were so Iconic during high school that even I who is not into wattpad knows it lmao.
Sa hell university ba yung iba bukod sa probinsyano HAHAHAAHA

[@kazuma2814]

Pepito Manaloto

[@kazuma2814]

Menudo, alam mo na yan

[@JL_Loki]

My teacher in elementary used to say, don't make your kid's name too long or too difficult to write as it will be hard for the kid to learn when they start school.

[@Monte_Carlo451]

Me being a manaloto: "LONG LONG LOST COUSIN!!!"
Also that batumbakal just straight up killed me

[@poperraka]

Ohh noo... he aquired the name of a certain imortal cop..

[@fuqnzht]

lol. i thought he already evolved into another MC xD

[@YukiNami]

He'll have infinite bullets too

[@KyoushaPumpItUp]

@@YukiNami Ricardo Dalisay?

[@himasekiwari155]

Comments: Spanish
I think people forgetting Filipino actually uses Spanish and Local names too

[@shuurin_raichi]

the Batumbakal, Dalisay Cardio, Menudo and Manaloto killed me XD

[@cheetahgabriella]

I got to catch live his Sims stream the next day and he just HAD to introduce himself with that long name xd
(Also let's hope he never properly learns Spanish otherwise he'd become too powerful xd)
(Also why does he sometimes have a tag with "NORAH" written on it? xd)

[@unrefinedbeach]

The nametag is one of the perks for his paid membership (highest tier? idk). The perk is he's going to stick your name on his model for a week

[@minnelcandelario6893]

Its the perks of being the highest tier membership of jurard they are paying 600 dollars a month

[@miksume2434]

I can't with the ":)" LMAOOOOOO

[@cjc8348]

the zomboid stream was fun to watch it live was the best, aka 'Juned'

[@Rinno-sempai]

Dunno why this reminds me of the Orstrice Mechanique D'Analysse Cardinal meme. His voice and way he talks is so simmilar

[@colocoy09]

Damn! Good job putting subs on that one!

[@theadmiral4157]

His name alone fills up half of the lyrics in a rap song lol

[@igloo_igloo]

Thanks for the clip! That name sure is a mouthful lmao. Also, I love the perfectly cut ending when he was about to say his name again XD

[@lemonjennie]

It's amazing how I became a new fan of Jurard Tyrellius Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. Esquire Junedino II de Silva Amadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del Montefalco Dalisay Cardio Montemayor :) Manaloto II just because I watched this exact video of him introducing his full name which is Jurard Tyrellius Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. Esquire Junedino II de Silva Amadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del Montefalco Dalisay Cardio Montemayor :) Manaloto II

[@goleogthais]

wait it cut off at the end, whats his name?

[@jshu-_-]

it's Jurard Tyreliia Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. Esquirejunedino II de Silva Amadeus Batumbakal dela Cruz del Monte Falco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II

[@magnumvanisher]

Eru the Elf: Could this humanoid dinosaur be one of my people?

[@Bseaz]

omg idk who this man is but he gives off the same vibes as one of my favorite vtuber whom i dont understand cause i dont speak japanese, in the best way possible. im gonna start watching his streams if i can XD

[@misak_ying8127]

This is the first time I’ve ever seen this man and it’s hella chaotic…
I LOVE IT 💀💀 💖

[@Someloser3232]

Imagine signing a birth certificate with a smiley face 🤣🤣🤣

[@BLUE_TOMBOY22]

This is Cannon now😂😂😂😂

[@kyuraga182]

Manaloto? "Jurard, my friend."

[@0001-exe]

i love this video sm HAHAHAHAHAHH and i thought my name was long xD also the outro!! AAAAA hakka be slayin as always

[@Taiki_Kago_X]

Ah yes, Kuya J's full name!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@nathing17]

6:40 amazing timing lmao

[@whatn1283]

XDD Putek tinalo na sa Long Name Ni Rizal

[@LeviAckerman-ss1gb]

The cut at the end thou

[@jshu-_-]

tskr for the crunchy BATUMBAKAL!

[@kimnamu3274]

dude legit is "what is your name?" meme😂

[@HazelKashii]

It just kept going I love it LMAO

[@AahhhhPuch]

it turns out that there is a whole new holostars generation and I am not even aware of it.

[@adraxer1365]

He pronuncing ":)" is what brakes me.

[@kireikotomine1126]

Masaya ako para sayo at tropa mo na si yagoo hehe

[@geneseizeseize8623]

Imagine jurard had a child namin them this

[@reyminie9547]

sayang no one said "Mondragon" lmaooaooa

[@lo_op]

Lmaooo

[@disesan]

the way it keeps getting longer LMAOOO

[@kaede_yuuki]

This made me remember that random Spanish language class we had in college. They even made us choose/vote for the language at first but at the end none of the top results we picked and we ended with up with Spanish because of one of the teacher (kinda) know it and my school admin are fking cheapskates

[@hakurou8960]

this is hillarious

[@KaiaFeath]

Dalisay Cardio 😭, pure blooded Filipino indeed

[@rika362]

Dmn, if Jurard's gonna do NCAE test again, he's gonna need a whole @$$ 1 hr to write and shade his name lmao and they only give you a few minutes to do that before the test starts. I'm gonna cry 😭☠️

[@omindivinoja0789]

Now i actually remember his name. But in the wrong order

[@MTRBR-mp7wj]

Jurard Anderson

[@kuuluna]

Their influence really adds to the culture. Heck, the old culture is mostly vague now and convoluted. Burried from the past

[@UnkTesla]

Ain´t reading all that

[@ryliexari_]

I mean to be fair.. this is practically your average filipino name here in the philippines LOL

[@jolinapenequito]

Hahaha I like his voice English or tagalog so swabe ampupu hahah

[@DrawerInAction]

average filipino name

[@johncarlosanotarosales7001]

lol the longer the fancier

[@ratconnoisseur]

junard 😂

[@fuqnzht]

dude just got Jugemified. xD

[@icelakfp788]

he really wemt jose rizal on this one

[@blacksiopao]

Lmao the esquire I know that reference

[@Cj_U]

Bro has an essay for a name 😭

[@BenetteG]

He need to put an h on his name so its spelled Jhurard since its common thing to put random h or other letters in given names in the philippines.

[@carlorielmendez6505]

Batumbakal ain't even Spanish. It means lodestone in Tagalog.

[@knightheartless25]

Reminds me of Jose Rizal's real actual full name XDDDD

[@nitsuji6705]

If I was somehow unaware of Latin America and stuff, I’d think these are all Filipino names lmao

[@chibisuke69]

soooo...he is Jurard Montemayor for short

[@Asrieloo]

DE SILVA? BRAZIL MENTIONED LETS GOOOO

[@starrynight7723]

I just sense of deja vu of another long name of vtuber if I remember....🤔

[@rpgstaple]

How his tongue didn't yank into a knot?😂

[@Lucius_Shiro]

Yeah, Jurard was trying to say "I don't like" all the time
Btw, I have to say: "Yo no gusto" can actually be translated, meaning "I'm not liked", but i doubt he was trying to say that

[@gianalamsyah2782]

Still, i want call him junet

[@foodlover_6_988]

Dang talo pa niya si Dr. Jose Rizal 😂

[@timtanhueco1990]

Jurard needs to beat Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.'s name!

[@DubuKkura]

bro knows his fb rp surnames

[@kimberlyvuong6396]

Lmao ole

[@rin_yen9390]

Jurard and modern people joking about having long names: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jose Rizal and other people with incredibly long hispanic names in the past that actually had to say it regularly:😑😑

[@LonelyWerewolfGirl2]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[@starcloak]

What in the telenovela is this name? 🤣

[@vesperaltech4874]

Jugemu jugemu but filipino

[@ryanjoshuacalo9146]

Half of these are just Filipino pop culture

[@kizunarin2795]

Wattpad ruined these. Surnames for me hahhaha

[@hanh8874]

Why does he remind me about the video where two men are fighting and because their names are too long so that they bite their own tongues and die? 🫠