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  • @HashiraTengen
    @HashiraTengen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Every time you refer to him as "Mr. President" its like nails down a chalkboard.

    • @FlowWolf7
      @FlowWolf7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Stacey Sales or nails to america's coffin

    • @johngil3692
      @johngil3692 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stacey Sales VOTE FOR TRUMP

    • @rmw.4079
      @rmw.4079 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      shes not suicidal

    • @MissSHUTurMOUF
      @MissSHUTurMOUF 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I threw up in my mouth a little every time.

    • @Rebel_71123
      @Rebel_71123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know what's worse? Saying President Hillary Clinton after she establishes open borders.

  • @thecadillacboy
    @thecadillacboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    These videos have been up the whole time!?! Every GOP candidate who lost to him in the primaries should retroactively fire their opposition research teams.

    • @kills456
      @kills456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      thecadillacboy yeah like how everyone let the video of him calling republicans stupid disappear of the internet

    • @That_BIack_Cat
      @That_BIack_Cat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      thecadillacboy None of this matters! his minions could care less if he contradicts himself. He says he could shoot a person and loose no followers... and it's true. He brags about peeping at minors... looses no support. He brags about taking advantage of women sexually, weather they consent or not, mostly not... Looses no support. Won't show his taxes EVEN NOW. Not even for millions in charity.

    • @lancefisher8358
      @lancefisher8358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thecadillacboy was thinking the same thing this is a undiscovered gold mine

    • @KThyme
      @KThyme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He criticized her, but by challenging her policies and offering alternatives--not by making shit up and calling her names.

    • @gordongraham2064
      @gordongraham2064 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well... On the one hand, I agree, labeling people with those terms is generally destructive to open discourse. It'd generally be better to refer to statements or actions as racist, homophobic, etc.
      On the other hand, these phrases tend to have a little more specific meaning than "crooked," "nasty," "un-presidential," et cetera. Also, I don't believe Hillary has ever called Trump Hitler.

  • @timmer14414
    @timmer14414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Best Cody video ever. Sacrificing his mental health, watching The Orange Dumpster Fire's videos over and over. Thanks for the giggles and actual information.

    • @AndromedaKai
      @AndromedaKai 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tim Rohrbach orange dumpster fire XD you made my evening, dude)

    • @snlbitchluva
      @snlbitchluva 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's the truth, thank you, I pray for Cody daily.

    • @Curupira106
      @Curupira106 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't you mean #TanDumpLord ?

    • @timmer14414
      @timmer14414 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ayla Cheshir I can't take credit, I should have said that was a direct quote of one of the things Samantha Bee on Full Frontal called him. In fact she has a video of all the things she has called him, and it is amazing.

    • @Curupira106
      @Curupira106 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tim Rohrbach We should thank her...........if he is elected (*after hell has frozen over and the four horsemen blow their trumpets*) we can use all those lovely ways to describe him while he's in office. He'll want to sue so many people he won't know what to do with himself.

  • @philthomas4187
    @philthomas4187 8 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    (waits for paranoid Trump fanatic to claim that Crack is paid by Hillary)

    • @salim7494
      @salim7494 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      waits for a paranoid Trump fanatic to claim that this is rigged or staged... even though these are direct quotes from Trump that you can find directly from him?

    • @Nathankinamorh
      @Nathankinamorh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You see that Super cut at the end. You know Cracked wasn't the only one to save those videos. Anything posted on the internet can be found.

    • @philthomas4187
      @philthomas4187 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sally, yeah... and? lol I've heard Trump fanatics say the same fucking thing, what's your point?

    • @salim7494
      @salim7494 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ... are you ok? ...

    • @mariasousa2961
      @mariasousa2961 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phil Thomas youre a vident!! A guy called OhMyPulse just said exactly that!

  • @CptnJCFG
    @CptnJCFG 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    guy took one for the team. takes a lot of will to endure 96 trump vlogs

    • @alexcrane1397
      @alexcrane1397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Takes a lot to endure one

  • @irishandabitcrazy
    @irishandabitcrazy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I'm sure this comment section will be nothing but civil

    • @OaksCU1
      @OaksCU1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Why the fuck wouldn't it be civil you fucking idiot!? Oh, shit...

    • @vannadoll8418
      @vannadoll8418 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg lol XD

    • @Oujouj426
      @Oujouj426 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, a civil war.

    • @SilverSurfer166
      @SilverSurfer166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely Not Alpharius I was thinking Cody would Disable the Comments like all of Trump's VLogs.

    • @masterYoshimistsu
      @masterYoshimistsu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      joujou264 what's so civil about war?

  • @rotodexthepaleontologist2267
    @rotodexthepaleontologist2267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I refuse to vote for the man who eats pizza with a knife and fork

    • @Brutaltronics
      @Brutaltronics 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's a very rational reason not to.

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4 americans? who?

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      currah 41
      Yes, I have.

    • @ALOTOFCARROTSTICKS
      @ALOTOFCARROTSTICKS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JosayyLmao what do you eat it with, your hands? Plebeian

    • @datboi-vo2xp
      @datboi-vo2xp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      James Russel u do realize we came from people eating with their hands, you literally shitting on your on people dumbass... to everyone else this is what happens when you forget what and where you came from you become a pompous jackass and most of us know where ignorance gets you. what's funny is James Russell actually seems somewhat educated, yet he's still a dumbass.

  • @zakarypurcell258
    @zakarypurcell258 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Okay so Trump hates windmills? I feel like you missed a great opportunity to call him "Donald Quixote"

    • @kritikadeval
      @kritikadeval 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shut up. Don Quixote is actually awesome instead of this absolute inverse of awesomeness.

    • @antediluvianspy5371
      @antediluvianspy5371 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL I love this.

    • @richardsutherland1645
      @richardsutherland1645 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ofcourse haven't you heard they give you cancer with their noise

    • @Panfrog.7
      @Panfrog.7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kritikadeval your comment is 4 years old so I probably shouldn't be replying to this but the plays usually twisted around the actual whole point of Don Quixote is that he was a bumbling idiot that messed up everything for everyone else and that you should look up from a book once in a while and there are more interesting characters in real life

  • @colincnote2120
    @colincnote2120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Calling him Mr President was supposed to be a joke now it's just depressing

    • @NikhileshSurve
      @NikhileshSurve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not for everyone.

    • @williamquinn2097
      @williamquinn2097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trump 2020. First impeached president to be re-elected

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williamquinn2097 Real fan of democracy, you are.

    • @ldragon8480
      @ldragon8480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williamquinn2097 how'd that work out for yah?

    • @johnmcguirk2947
      @johnmcguirk2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@williamquinn2097 trump 2021. first president to be impeached twice. lawl

  • @NerdSyncProductions
    @NerdSyncProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    That plastic forks and knives part killed me. hahaha

    • @MykiiMescal
      @MykiiMescal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      finding the most wonderful nerd in the wild in an old cracked video’s comments

  • @AdamFink83
    @AdamFink83 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Pft! He eats pizza with a knife and fork? Okay that's the straw that broke the camel's back. He just lost my vote

    • @archdukeferdinandofthe3rdc9
      @archdukeferdinandofthe3rdc9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He also ate KFC chicken, with a fork and knife, on his private plane, in the air.
      How did he ever have your vote?!

    • @AdamFink83
      @AdamFink83 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Erik M. he didn't that was a joke he's done and said said so many awful things I thought it'd be funny if the fact that he eats pizza with a knife and fork which is such a trivial thing would be the thing that lost my vote

    • @karldammann
      @karldammann 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/08/02/kfc-knife-and-fork-moos-pkg-erin.cnn

    • @jackx5750
      @jackx5750 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hate to be that guy but, they do that in Milan hehe

    • @nico118118
      @nico118118 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      adam fink I eat pizza with a knife and fork too

  • @HeirOfGlee
    @HeirOfGlee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    This is the definition of a psychopath , right?

    • @xxxdroidmonkeyxxx
      @xxxdroidmonkeyxxx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HeirOfGlee No, it's actually not. Don't use words you don't know definitions to. It makes you look stupid.

    • @elkeve2742
      @elkeve2742 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No, it's not. Narcissism and psychopathy are both personality disorders, and narcissists can suffer from a diminished capacity of recognizing emotions (both internally and in others) which is a diagnostic characteristic of psychopathy, both the two are not the same.

    • @EnoVarma
      @EnoVarma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elke Ve
      OK. Thanks for that, I'll retract.

    • @HeirOfGlee
      @HeirOfGlee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Elke Ve
      Thank you , I couldn't find the word at the time so I used a word everyone would recognize

    • @ALOTOFCARROTSTICKS
      @ALOTOFCARROTSTICKS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HeirOfGlee Trump is an egomaniac, Hillary is a sociopath.

  • @MrOnlyUSEGUN
    @MrOnlyUSEGUN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Trump next business plan: youtube vlogging channel

    • @MrOnlyUSEGUN
      @MrOnlyUSEGUN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** He already started.

    • @thenexu836
      @thenexu836 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MrOnlyUSEGUN I think that he should start a let's play channel.

    • @Testing725
      @Testing725 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrOnlyUSEGUN you should have seen the first trump tv episode lololol so horrible

  • @dednorwegianblu
    @dednorwegianblu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Jesus. Fucking. Christ. May God have mercy on our souls.

    • @wilt1435
      @wilt1435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too late.

  • @blizz624
    @blizz624 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    That poor poor man having to watch all that

  • @CaidicusProductions
    @CaidicusProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Mr Trump is such a fantastic FANTASTIC person. He's truly TRULY tremendously. Finally, we have an old rich guy who thinks and talks like an angry teenager on TH-cam, ignores grammarly sentence, and is going to make sure we get paid for our 'umanitary support of other countries with oil. I know I, for one, am sick and tired of seeing "windmill" shadows cast over my golf courses, messing up the magnificence of my silhouette, while I hold a REALLY REALLY good, the best even, camera filming it.
    Folks, everyone's talking about it, everyone's voting for Trump because they know a winnerly president when they see him. Make America great, really great, the greatest winningnest, again, so we can grab the rest of the world by the pussy, together.
    Trump for presi(how do you read this word? oh) for president, 2016.

    • @ANTON6670
      @ANTON6670 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HELP, to collect money for insurance
      676196000465122530 card number
      Thank you

    • @gingerkosinski8032
      @gingerkosinski8032 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just pissed my pants reading this.. I laughed so hard

    • @leealexander3507
      @leealexander3507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caid Johnson So are we tired of winning yet? (Someone wake me up when it's over)

    • @landonletterman831
      @landonletterman831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Becky Alexander coming to an Oval Office near you!
      THIS Summer!
      IMPEACH-a-PALOOZA!
      Produced by Bob Mueller
      Directed by Donald Trump
      Starring Donald Trump

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@landonletterman831 and then it got worse and worse

  • @angelflores4615
    @angelflores4615 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    At this point, none of this surprises me anymore. I just waiting until tomorrow.

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's the point where you can finally start making a real difference.

    • @Rebel_71123
      @Rebel_71123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did the wikileaks info about Hillary wanting open border surprise you? She only wants this country to be like Germany.

    • @BUFF4L0
      @BUFF4L0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AJ R you and your little Nazi trump should move to Germany get the fuck out of my country you little Nazi bitch your garbage

    • @GeertWilders-dg9ui
      @GeertWilders-dg9ui 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +jesus guillen hillary is the one wanting war with russia, yet trump is the nazi. first, you liberals are just walking stereotypes and second, you probably don't even know what nazi means (not all nazi's are germans)

    • @BUFF4L0
      @BUFF4L0 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maarten Pennings clearly you don't know what liberal means go research child

  • @ousmanedieng1382
    @ousmanedieng1382 8 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Who's watching this after the electin

  • @hypersapien
    @hypersapien 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Cody must have suffered through a lot of terrible trump videos to research this one, yikes.

  • @JadoDog
    @JadoDog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    " All the president had to do was hand over his papers and now a charity is not going to get 5 million dollars". That sounds like super villain s***.
    "All the mayor had to do was hand over Spiderman and now I will burn down this orphanage!" 😂

  • @badfoody
    @badfoody 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    wait... Mr. President...
    Did he win?
    concerned tourist here. gotta know if im gonna cancel my trip to Disneyworld Florida

    • @orangeaeronaut9384
      @orangeaeronaut9384 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      badfoody no he didn't

    • @AndromedaKai
      @AndromedaKai 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      badfoody not yet

    • @MsKassandraKotaku
      @MsKassandraKotaku 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The election is on the 8th...although some of the early voting numbers have come in.

    • @KaijaSchmauss
      @KaijaSchmauss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, hopefully not. Election day isn't until tomorrow.

    • @iiFallenWish
      @iiFallenWish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      badfoody Ask us again Wednesday, we won't know until then

  • @xxDrain
    @xxDrain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    With an inflated ego like that I'm surprised he's not flown off into space yet. He's certainly lost touch with the ground.

  • @jonfeist1400
    @jonfeist1400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I applaud your dedication. I hope you got paid extra to watch all that trump.

  • @patriciacolors7178
    @patriciacolors7178 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I think Trump has early Alzheimer's mixed with Narcissism

    • @emilygilbeyful
      @emilygilbeyful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Patricia Chinn it's not early if you over 65! he actually is elderly and senility Is common among his age demographic

    • @patriciacolors7178
      @patriciacolors7178 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I also think he doesn't know what words mean and how to care about others. Like how do you offer assistance with one hand and demand a country's resources with the other. Why offer to help if you are helping for your benefit?😕 He talks about charity like they are brag rights or a game.When you give it is supposed to be from the heart. Hillary is still my President idc. Everyone knows that Pence is actually going to do all the work, Trump is going to take credit, and then Trump is going to be an idiot and Pence will have to clean up his mess.

  • @tinaUNDAcova
    @tinaUNDAcova 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Ahahaha... the Scottish wind turbine ordeal was hilarious. Through all the lawsuits and haughty threats, they gave no fucks and put them up anyway. You gotta love Scotland.
    That's why he gets so uppity when people mention 'wind energy. He did not get his way over there.

  • @KDCindustries
    @KDCindustries 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can we just please have a policy in place that requires a presidential candidate actually have political experience?? You know... Like how it works FOR EVERY OTHER JOB IN EVERY OTHER INDUSTRY ANYWHERE!?

  • @agentwashingtub9167
    @agentwashingtub9167 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Remember when saying "President Trump" was a funny joke because it would never happen? Yeah, those were the days.

    • @leineyg6564
      @leineyg6564 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my God. I was so confused. I was like this came out 2 days before the election and I was like... what?

  • @StoneyFry
    @StoneyFry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Apparently that is the man you want as President. RIP America.

    • @jameshiggins4067
      @jameshiggins4067 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good for you, you triggered piece of burnt celery

    • @briansager3744
      @briansager3744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OpTic KTG ah yes, triggered, the calling card of America's biggest dopes. hurry up and say something about a safe space before your head explodes.

    • @officialclownbusiness7788
      @officialclownbusiness7788 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian Sager or he might say how not voting Trump automatically means you voted for Hillary, even though you can literally write in whoever you want (I chose Homer Simpson).

  • @teatea4496
    @teatea4496 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Dont forget he said he would release his tax returns if he won the presidency

  • @ArtisticLana
    @ArtisticLana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'd rather have him as president then a saggy faced criminal.

    • @lngvly22
      @lngvly22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wise Owl
      True!!

    • @pbfloyd13
      @pbfloyd13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      why are you referring to Clinton as _"him"_?

    • @lngvly22
      @lngvly22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      pbfloyd13
      No, I think he's referring to Trump. Hillary is a saggy faced criminal piece of shit.

    • @pbfloyd13
      @pbfloyd13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LngVly22
      Why are you referring to Trump as Hillary?

    • @garycrockett4671
      @garycrockett4671 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How is she a criminal? She done the same shit any politician have done. As some one on this post already said they both are criminals with saggy faces. Its just one of them has done more wrong than the other. And we know who it is. "Its not Clinton"

  • @pieniaurinko
    @pieniaurinko 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Thanks a bunch for watching these vlogs so I didn't have to!!!

  • @chrisv4496
    @chrisv4496 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This would have been truly painful to make... I'm impressed if he actually managed to sit through all those vlogs.

  • @Robert-pz4wg
    @Robert-pz4wg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Very good vlog. It's great. We have the best vlog.

  • @CMichaelEH
    @CMichaelEH 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Cody, I'd still marry you even if you are, but are you a werewolf?

  • @arneadamaelterman8850
    @arneadamaelterman8850 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can't imagine the strain it must put on your life to watch all of those vlogs. You have my respect!

  • @KyleWoolridgeGrant
    @KyleWoolridgeGrant 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can imagine Hillary having a vlog... you know, to connect to me as a youth.

  • @KarandeepSinghK
    @KarandeepSinghK 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can't! I CAN'T!! I can't watch this video in peace thinking that a this poor soul had to go through all 96 of them , then write about them , then speak and record and then edit!
    I'm so sorry for you

  • @lompeluiten
    @lompeluiten 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    HA TRUMP ACTUALY WON!!!! WHO IS LAUGHING NOW? yes,... who... is... laughing.... now........
    .....
    ....
    i don't know...

  • @hrishiv27
    @hrishiv27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Sorry, as an Englishman I don't quite understand, so I will ask the TH-cam comments section (what could possibly go wrong?):
    What do voters find appealing about Trump?

    • @bdemelo
      @bdemelo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hrishi Venkatesh under normal circumstances, no one would support Trump; but because he is the Republican party's candidate, many Republicans feel obligated to support him. This is the flaw of the bipartisan political system. Even if they don't like him, they don't have any other choice. They feel the need to justify their vote and his nomination by blindly supporting him and ignoring his obvious inadequacy. It's dumb and most Americans don't know there's any other way.

    • @hrishiv27
      @hrishiv27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jesus Campos I mean, I guess that makes sense. It just feels like if any other candidate had half the scandals he had in recent election history, there is no way in hell they would've been able to stay their parties nominee.

    • @epicnoob8539
      @epicnoob8539 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Demagogues have always attracted a large following throughout history. It's human nature to flock to a leader who predicts the apocalypse and promises redemption. The polarization of ideologies in America has also resulted in a lot of people blindly following Trump because he is supposedly a conservative. Also Hillary hasn't really helped with some really really stupid mistakes that hurt her credibility as the only candidate who actually has any experience governing.

    • @Jmatad21
      @Jmatad21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      the white working class was busy boozing hunting or other country stuff , lived comfortable lives.
      didn't care about education.coukndt keep up with the world.
      Now they see themselves in trump.makes them feel important

    • @jesuscampos5909
      @jesuscampos5909 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anger transmits easily and tribalism keeps those problems from being a big deal to his supporters. Humans are complicated but there are trends to followed. What trump is, is not new.

  • @wjd23104
    @wjd23104 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Really good video, It must have been painful to watch those Trump Vlogs.

  • @lucasmhill
    @lucasmhill 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how nobody knows about these, we don't take the time to research. But other people will sure take the time to dig up shit about Ken Bone

  • @josephmainville346
    @josephmainville346 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What do you call an Ethiopian family portrait?
    A barcode

    • @stelloable2484
      @stelloable2484 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prrfection Incarnate its no shave november

    • @jacobbryant9766
      @jacobbryant9766 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prrfection Incarnate lol get shit on

  • @LocutusBorgOf
    @LocutusBorgOf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Funniest thing is, he keeps calling him President or Mr. President. Is this guy a time traveller?

    • @burnintrees420
      @burnintrees420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was him being sarcastic....
      Now it's just a sad sad reality..

  • @ShiroHoshi
    @ShiroHoshi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    funny thing is... i never heard of the apprentice until this year when he brought it out during the election...

  • @atombaxter1975
    @atombaxter1975 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Stop calling him president.

  • @tiffanympm
    @tiffanympm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Stop calling Trump, Mr President. I feel sick.

    • @harambe4267
      @harambe4267 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But President Trump has nice ring to it. Stop being Trumpphobic.

    • @asrr62
      @asrr62 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you will learn very soon he is the next president. im sorry to inform you that presidents dont matter.

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      tiffanympm
      youre right,
      Emperor Trump sounds better

    • @lzeph
      @lzeph 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kenneth Kaniff
      Oh like the one who didn't have any clothes? Totally.

    • @ASimpleMangoMan
      @ASimpleMangoMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alas, he is Mr. President now.

  • @mikes333
    @mikes333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You hit the nail right on the head. You stated that Trump is really mean when people point out he's incorrect or when he's made a mistake. Hence the reason Trump is always mean because he's literally always incorrect or making mistakes.

  • @kimvance7817
    @kimvance7817 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Poor Cody had the face of a man who was just forced to drink 96 bottles of expired Sunny D

  • @Halokon
    @Halokon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The precursor to the best Cracked show, Some News. Never stop. ❤

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And now the sick, twisted but very informative News-Baby SomeMoreNews

  • @geinikan1kan
    @geinikan1kan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wanted to believe Mr. Johnston's decision to deliberately address Trump as "Mr. President" was just a joke. But now I see it was plainly prescient. You called it Cracked.

  • @simmo9710
    @simmo9710 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nobodies had enough time to watch the entire video yet, YAYAYAYAYAYAY!

    • @jacobbryant9766
      @jacobbryant9766 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tinkert I watched it in 25x speed, get rekt kid

    • @simmo9710
      @simmo9710 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob Bryant Had you finished the video 7mins ago?

    • @jacobbryant9766
      @jacobbryant9766 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tinkert I'm the best at watching videos. I finished this video 10 seconds before it was uploaded.

    • @simmo9710
      @simmo9710 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob Bryant Teach me your ways.

    • @jacobbryant9766
      @jacobbryant9766 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tinkert it's simple get a $10 spray tan gain 50 pounds then shave your head and pubes and glue your pubes to your head. EZ

  • @ricosuavee44
    @ricosuavee44 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Is that his actual desk though? Does he have like a work desk and a meeting desk, cause it looks like he doesn't even give himself the best office in the building and that would be extremely uncharacteristic of him....or did he just borrow Chad Fromm accounting's desk so he could look like the "common man"

    • @orangeaeronaut9384
      @orangeaeronaut9384 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ricosuavee44 prolly

    • @Stop_Infanticide
      @Stop_Infanticide 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Screenshot and zoom in, those are photos of his family/adventures in the background... Maybe he does do work?? o.O Hmmmm

    • @okaywhatevernevermind
      @okaywhatevernevermind 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ricosuavee44 I was wondering the same, it looks like an ordinary office for me and one might think he gave himself the best office in the building...

  • @richarduberton4489
    @richarduberton4489 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really don't understand how you were able to sit through all of these. Your sacrifice will never be forgotten

  • @KaelWrit
    @KaelWrit ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dark Cody's Origin Story. Back when we all were so much younger and more full of hope.

  • @derekljung
    @derekljung 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am trying to figure out why there are downvotes when he is simply pulling Trump's own blog clips, and using them in context. Maybe idiots?

  • @thelukesternater
    @thelukesternater 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What about if he wins and has you waterboarded for this?
    Then they ask you...
    "Any last words before we slit your throat?"
    "#worth"
    *death*

  • @Adam-hi9dh
    @Adam-hi9dh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this is the best vid you've done dude. Funny shit. sry u had to watch his vlogs.

  • @kevinbooth-
    @kevinbooth- 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:37 - "I think it went _Wheely_ Well"...
    I was loling.... it's not that funny but I almost doubled over.... lol

    • @kevinbooth-
      @kevinbooth- 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      and 15:28 - "Fowks and Kniweves".....
      Seriously sounds like a child.... Does Trump have a speech impediment....
      Whoa... 16:00 + .... I really think he does.....

  • @robwesson8726
    @robwesson8726 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    BREAKING NEWS: Politicians are inconsistent
    WHO KNEW??

    • @whoawtf7419
      @whoawtf7419 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, he's not even a politician here. He's literally just an angry guy sitting at a desk.

    • @NickFisherman
      @NickFisherman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whoawtf And his whole campaign is centered around this idea that he's NOT a politician. He's an "outsider".

  • @RebeccaJ720
    @RebeccaJ720 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Why are you calling him "Mr. President" we didn't even vote here in New Jersey yet.

    • @MC-oj4en
      @MC-oj4en 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Rebecca Johnson So that u can see how ridiculous it is to call someone like that Mr. President.

    • @Zeppelinschaffner22
      @Zeppelinschaffner22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Maybe its a stylistic choice to remind us all of our own mortality?

    • @blowinsmoke5938
      @blowinsmoke5938 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because a lot of people think he should be the president. A lot of really really dumb people without the ability to actually use their brains want this guy to have the keys to our nuclear warheads.

    • @djpheeze
      @djpheeze 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it's because Cody's terrified of what will happen to him if Trump sees this video and wins. I would be o_O

    • @Zeppelinschaffner22
      @Zeppelinschaffner22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *****
      Who is "them", and do you know how borders work?

  • @bleckybob
    @bleckybob 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Did he just call him mr president the day before the election?? Did these people know something we didn't??

    • @BriggsAF
      @BriggsAF 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sam Norfleet seriously. wtf

    • @bleckybob
      @bleckybob 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @jameshiggins4067
      @jameshiggins4067 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it was just obvious that hillary failed.

  • @misange137
    @misange137 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gross, can we not call him "Mr. President"? That title should be saved for actual Presidents, not a future dictator.

  • @KDCindustries
    @KDCindustries 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG 5:41- 6:23 is my new favorite thing. "You're a rapist, who can't drive." I lost my shit! Coffee everywhere... Good stuff

  • @CSalustro
    @CSalustro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The feels for you man... watching all those videos and dying inside.

  • @olliemad
    @olliemad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He'll say anything, words don't mean a thing to him.

  • @themarquess
    @themarquess 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can anyone let me know which award show's ratings are getting low, because I want to stop watching it for that reason.

  • @ajlunce
    @ajlunce 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    why is he calling him Mr president?

    • @nwiii8857
      @nwiii8857 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love this comment.

    • @noealva
      @noealva 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ajlunce he's probably gonna win, i don't want him to win but he's probably gonna win

    • @stephanbreece8802
      @stephanbreece8802 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was legit about to post that before i saw this

    • @dangerouslytalented
      @dangerouslytalented 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ...spoilers...

    • @nwiii8857
      @nwiii8857 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      dangerouslytalented Spoilers for that Simpsons episode. :D

  • @NewPhilosopher
    @NewPhilosopher 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was so good, and it's obvious you put in a lot of effort. I'd rate it 5 stars if TH-cam still had the star rating system.

  • @m00nb0y
    @m00nb0y 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn you Cody, why did you have to call him Mr. President! See what happened! You jinxed it!! lol

    • @mulberryman1305
      @mulberryman1305 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      it was no accident, he knew Trump was going to win because the elections are rigged and select groups are given the results ahead of time

  • @swaguilar5543
    @swaguilar5543 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So this is were all the memes have been coming from...

  • @Taz_Olson
    @Taz_Olson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can we give him a simulator to make him think that he's president? It would be horrifying to try and live through but fun to watch

  • @docthepoet426
    @docthepoet426 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I wish there was some way I could get some more news from this handsome young fellow

  • @Nikolai18A
    @Nikolai18A 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wind turbines require a ton of maintenance, and about 50-150 gallons of oil to lubricate the bushings every so often. They are terribly inefficient relative to their cost.

  • @dominicnunes2709
    @dominicnunes2709 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    YAEAH!
    HILLARY IN THE HOUSE
    HILLARY IN THE *WHITE HOUSE*
    HILLARY IN THE HOUSE
    HILLARY IN THE *WHITE HOUSE*
    WE DON"T NEED NO BLING,
    ALL WE GOOTTA DO IS SING!

    • @ggfilms2751
      @ggfilms2751 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      HILLARY IN THE HOUSE
      HILLARY IN THE PRISON CELL

    • @RicardoMoralesMassin
      @RicardoMoralesMassin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nooooo G&G. You almost had it and you missed it. It's:
      HILLARY IN THE HOUSE
      HILLARY IN THE BIG HOUSE
      That one has the same metrics and everything. God damn trumpettes...

    • @ASimpleMangoMan
      @ASimpleMangoMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's be real now. He won and he said good things about Hillary. She's the last thing on his mind now that he's been elected. Noone is going to jail. That was a hype thing his supporters brought on.

    • @dominicnunes2709
      @dominicnunes2709 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YAH.

    • @loganethington8087
      @loganethington8087 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeaaaaaaaaaayeaaaaaaaaaa trump!!!!!!!!!! u lose ;p

  • @frisianmouve
    @frisianmouve 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    President Trump leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Oh yeah and then president Clinton, bwaaargh. Sorry need to clean up some puke now

    • @Cuhootz.
      @Cuhootz. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +David thomas No you are

  • @Leah_WolfBlood
    @Leah_WolfBlood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    does no one notice that he uploaded this a day before the election yet he is calling him president. no one find this odd ?

    • @Possen93
      @Possen93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think he was being sarcastic and it backfired!

  • @Tombee2
    @Tombee2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    question how did he know that he'd be president before the election....

    • @harobikes3three3
      @harobikes3three3 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd like @Cracked to explain as well! ^_^

    • @SolDeSaBelle
      @SolDeSaBelle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The worst thing is that I think it was supposed to be a joke, mocking Trump for being pretentious and for thinking it even *possible* that he could become the US president, like, ever.
      It makes it quite weird watching this video now, actually, because it kinda sounds like he was the only one to predict or somehow know that he would be president, as at the time every single serious (haha) poll said the opposite.

    • @Tombee2
      @Tombee2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What else does he know....

  • @DabIMON
    @DabIMON 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just realized he looks exactly like "Koopa" in the Super Mario Bros movie.

  • @PotassiumPound
    @PotassiumPound 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    so, where have "many people asked [him]..." about so many things if he has comment disabled...?

  • @AdequateEmily
    @AdequateEmily 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Our next president...oh christ. Fuck, could he at least make a more quality vlog channel.

    • @agingerbeard
      @agingerbeard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go watch Fight Club again, and tell yourself how much better you are than everyone. Oh wait, I bet you only *read* it, through horn-rimmed glasses and locks of blue hair. This was Cracked's last (failed) attempt to change the course of the election. I'm laughing, but not at the jokes xD xD xD

    • @officialclownbusiness7788
      @officialclownbusiness7788 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orehound mocking somebody for reading. FOUND THE TRUMP TARD! Now, go ahead and tell me how I obviously voted for Hillary, simply because I hate Trump, even though I refused to vote for either one of those devils. I know you will say so. every Trump supporter has so far.

  • @JoyContent2
    @JoyContent2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Uh-oh, this video will be illegal soon if America picks badly tomorrow.

  • @tonibaloni12
    @tonibaloni12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "To the victor belongs the spOILs"

  • @colinsilver1041
    @colinsilver1041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Depressing. I saw this video, before the election (2016), and had a good laugh. I had to come back, after the election (2018), to have a good cry.

  • @janagax
    @janagax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Throwing in another comment because I like keeping a spark on Cody's old videos

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah, now he's president, and because he has said almost everything on both sides of every argument, I guess he'll just... Keep doing whatever... And I guess settle those lawsuits? IDK this is just crazy. Great find cracked, love your work.

  • @tehcrikmasteh5608
    @tehcrikmasteh5608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mank Demes

  • @chrisrodriguez6899
    @chrisrodriguez6899 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Literally my favorite fucking person. Cody..... Not trump.....

  • @TheOneNamedPsych0
    @TheOneNamedPsych0 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I get why this channel is called cracked, because after watching this video I feel like there is a crack in my brain.

  • @oadjef
    @oadjef 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This should be an ongoing series from now on. Shouldn't be too difficult to find new material. God help us all...

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the future brings with it both terror and joy. I present SomeMoreNews

  • @franksang5014
    @franksang5014 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is gold

  • @evanwiger
    @evanwiger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is hilarious

  • @frankcastle243
    @frankcastle243 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He called him Mr president. 1:17, looks like people already know who the pres gonna be.

  • @JL-yg3ku
    @JL-yg3ku 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you refer to him as "Mr. President" it's like sweatshirt by Jacob sartorious

  • @Milohenry13
    @Milohenry13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Correction. Trump isn't the president.

    • @r.babylon2885
      @r.babylon2885 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It's parody. He's acting like Trump IS to display the absurdity of it.

    • @2adamast
      @2adamast 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just watch this video next year.

    • @ASimpleMangoMan
      @ASimpleMangoMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milo Not now, but he will be on Jan 20th. Can't say I'm too shocked.

    • @r.babylon2885
      @r.babylon2885 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hunter Pierce It makes me want to cry

    • @Milohenry13
      @Milohenry13 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hillary won the popular vote. #facts

  • @ThePoeticPariah
    @ThePoeticPariah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks, Obama.

  • @BenFairbank
    @BenFairbank 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Maybe you should have made this a couple of months ago

    • @Gigaamped
      @Gigaamped 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk...I watched this a day before I voted for Trump #FuckHillary lmao

  • @Felix.Fictus
    @Felix.Fictus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    so from misogynist to rapist... you are further diluting the meaning of that word. there is a definition of rape and that definition is used in court.
    STOP USING THE WORD IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!
    yes, grabbing tail back stage is fucking gross and he's a douche bag for doing it but no he is not a rapist. anyone who has come forward and claimed he is a rapist has not presented any prof or witnesses and NO I WILL NOT JUST LISTEN AND BELIEVE. that's called guilty until proven innocent and america don't swing that way.
    i hate you for making me defend Trump here because i don't like the man but i hate ppl misusing the word RAPE more.

    • @TheCharleseye
      @TheCharleseye 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tezla Alchemia Thank you. I know several _actual_ rape victims and it's truly disgusting the way certain groups keep associating the word with "unwelcome male attention." I have to assume they don't realize that doing so just gives the claim _less_ legitimacy in the eyes of the public, not more. They're actually making it harder for real rape victims. It's disgusting.

    • @mygmailpersonalchoices2827
      @mygmailpersonalchoices2827 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charles Eye You're right. Rape is not the same as "unwanted male attention" also known as Sexual Harassment. SEXUAL ASSAULT is the CORRECT term for kissing or touching someone sexually without their consent which is what Mr Trump CONFESSED he has done and gotten away with. Of course we know rape is different, but it is similar - FORCED SEXUAL TOUCHING WITHOUT PERMISSION. That's not "locker talk"
      Neither is walking in on teenage girls while they're getting dressed, - that's called VOYEURISM

    • @Felix.Fictus
      @Felix.Fictus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he didnt SAY sexual assault. he said RAPE.
      those are 2 different offences just like there is a difference between accidental manslaughter and vehicular homicide.
      we are talking about how the man in THIS VIDEO used the word RAPE incorrectly and is contributing to the trivialization of the term.
      as stated before, no one here is defending Trump or his actions so don't sit there and try to MAKE IT about that.
      this is a matter of language and its missus in recent years by certain political groups and people.

    • @hrishiv27
      @hrishiv27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charles Eye I mean, what Trump is done is more than unwelcome male attention. Let's not pretend like it isn't sexual assault. I agree that the term rapist is incorrect, but you have really downplayed what he has done.

    • @TheCharleseye
      @TheCharleseye 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hrishi Venkatesh Cool story. Meanwhile, please point out where I said _anything_ about Trump. Even my ten-year-old has enough reading comprehension skills to be able to see that I was talking very specifically about the people who misuse the word rape... and _nothing_ else.
      I love how stupid people look when they try to force agendas into other people's statements.

  • @CortezEspartaco2
    @CortezEspartaco2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I live fifteen minutes from a wind farm of hundreds of turbines along mountain ridges and they make absolutely no noise that you can hear on the ground. None at all. We go hiking on trails that go right next to them and you can't hear them. That's not an opinion. It is my opinion, though, that turbines spinning peacefully in an open landscape under a bright blue sky looks a lot more attractive than dark brown, polluted skies.

  • @saraha180
    @saraha180 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A perfect farewell to a man who at least made our lives more dramatic and absurdist for a while.

  • @endlessitaly21
    @endlessitaly21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    damn this is really good xD