Perhaps President Donald Trump Is Actually A Dumb Liar With A Terrible Memory - Some News
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- As a haver of one of the Great Memories Of All Time, you’d think the very intelligent president would remember meeting Felix Sater, what he said on phone calls, and maybe not to lie. But that’s just Some of the News! We also check in with Jeff Flake, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and Devin Nunes, all of whom disapprove of someone this week.
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I mean, soldiers do sign up with an inherent risk of dying. And they sign up to kill. That's not the issue. The issue is how to speak to a fucking widow without sounding like a fucking Bond villain.
yeah but they tend not to sign up just to die... also implied when you say they know what they sign up for and your talking about a person that died in the line of duty..
_Exactly._
But, also, the rate of dying in the military is preeetty low nowadays.
A 12 year old would have known how to handle that sittuation
onyx1186 Yeah but there’s no proof he actually said that. Your taking the word of a group of people with an agenda.
@Bentothefuture Sure, we just have the words of a gold star widow and a congresswoman, vs the words of the president who's been caught lying more times than a female pornstar has been caught sucking dick.
Lol. That's his park? It looks like the set of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Creepy bastard.
That's what the entire country will look like in a few years
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_J._Trump_State_Park
In my opinion, the name should never be changed, it should be left to look increasingly like the land around the Chernobyl nuclear reactor, as the most fitting tribute to this man. The sign should be kept scrupulously maintained, so that everyone will be able to draw the connection between the delapidated clapboard buildings (at least one of which has asbestos in it) and cracked, weed choked parking lot and the inevitable destiny of anything the clown touches. There is no better metaphor.
It looks like a Fallout location that would be infested with feral ghouls.
LOL it does
If its a park i think the city is responsible, but the stupid city hall cabinet is made up of civilians and ain't nobody trying to frolic in a park, thats some ol' lick shit.,
Cody, you're my favorite anchorman. Suck it, Cronkite!
Here here!
GravitySloth ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Anchorman? He is newsperson
"Look at the metaphor for his brain and soul."
Perfect. Per. Fect.
Keep it up cody and cracked! This is the only news show that makes me simultaneously laugh and want to drink myself to oblivion. Most news only makes me want to do the latter
This is better researched than most any news I read or hear on whatever media I get.
I like this show, but if that's true then it's only because you don't look for quality journalism.
minceyjs projection alert
Calls it a lie. Offers no refutation of any of it. Ignores sources and facts. Just like Trump.
how do you know that they did any research at all? they provide zero links to any of their sources
Space_cadet I mean, besides Cody saying a source now and then and some names in the credits, they show pictures and video. If you pause you can search a headline, phrase, name, or go directly to the source's site and look around. Anyone should at least have snopes or politico bookmarked anyway.
I don't think anyone has ever accused Trump of being clever. It would be a first for me.
He was clever enough to realize how stupid the average american is and how to manipulate them. Obviously the Dems try to manipulate their voters too but in that regard Trump indeed was clever.
There. Your first :P
More of this. Cody, you deliver quality news with the perfect tone and attitude
love cody but i miss the first few episodes of this series...back when it was more lighthearted.
IT's a dark time......
IT is hard to explain...
Also I'm pretty sure Cody's beard is really growing in as the year goes on.
C.J. "Quality"
I think... maybe you should give Cody a break from this show for a bit. He... He seems to be genuinely getting more broken every time there's a new episode. Guy needs an ice cream cone.
Two years later and he's fully unhinged but can you blame him?
It is sad, but I learn more from you than the ACTUAL NEWS!!!!!! SAD!
This GMOAT talk reminds me of the “membah’s” from South Park.
The fact that the guy is STILL in office says a lot about the american people and how they dont care.
thenewgoddamngambit i think its funny i dont care
or how their stupid system is so broken that they literally can't fix it when there is any problem. do you know what happens when I have a broken appliance? I fix it. do you know what I do if it cant be fixed? throw it out and get a new one.
America, chuck out your whole government system and start again. its your only hope.
He's still in office because being a smug, rude, asshole who doesn't know how things work isn't an impeachable offense. I don't like Trump, I disagree with most things he does, but unless there is evidence he has committed a major crime (like they prove collusion with the Russian government), he has at least another 3 years. The US doesn't have a no confidence vote.
Nick Agriesti Fascinasting, tell us more about these crimes he's commited. Please site evidence. Evidence does not include stories made up by Hillary, the DNC, CNN, MSNBC, Fusion GPS, (or is it Russian GPS? :o) So far 17 U.S. intelligence agencies ain't got sheit. Go ahead, fire away.
PGTMR2 oj, fuck, I don't know, maybe using mar a lago as a substitute for caml david, and fucking charging the dignitaries to stay there?
I never thumbs up videos, but this one is amazing. Cody is better at this than Jon Oliver.
yup...give him a show...he's very good
He has everything I wan tin a Journalist, he cites(reliable) sources, he's blunt, he's sarcastic, and he gets the facts across
You realize both Cody and John Oliver have writing teams? Let's not argue who has better writing teams. So childish, why does one thing always have to be "better" than something else.
Monk Killedababy I wrote this myself.
if u give him a show he will have to pander to advertisers and the network unlike here were he deals with his people from cracked. hence more freedom.
This is getting better and better! Kudos Cody, you do the world a great service. Why can't MSM be more like this?!
That park ending was amazing
Donald Trump State Park? More like "The State of Donald Trump... Park", am I right, guys.
Bah Dom Psh! ..Yep, you're right.
Nice
Jemppu good one
Dammit Cody, Why can't you do 2-3 of these a week?!
Something about remaining mentally sane.
KennethMichaels right?!
Because then they'd be 1 minute of worthless trash like the rest of Cracked's videos right now.
Sacrifices must be made.
Ahahahaahahah
A couple more fun facts about the park: It was closed in 2010 due to lack of funding. Several groups have tried to rename in, including a state senator who introduced legislation, and when Trump found out they wanted to take his name off, he tried to make them Give. It. Back.
So he's so narcissistic that he Wants his name to be associated with that trash-hole? That rundown and decrepit park's such a perfect metaphor for him and his legacy, which ironically thanks to his 'election' via Putins' 'Luegenpresse' now includes the state he'll leave America in, or as he calls it, "Make America Great Again." SAD!
Just had an idea. Why not advertise for the park showing in full detail the state of it with Trump's name in big capital letters. It'll be entertaining at the very least.
When asked the GMOAT couldn't remember which foot his bone spurs were in.
Jon Stewart left The Daily Show, John Clarke left the world, and Cody stepped into the breach. I wait for this show every week, great job all.
That's it we're done
*_Drops the pen_*
noxabellus stolen Jon Stewart bit
noxabellus not yet
I'm worried about Cody. Dude is gonna have a stroke before Trump's presidency ends.
ThirdClass Hero lmao he just started wwIII
He made it alive actually hahah
"Perhaps President Donald Trump Is Actually A Dotard" works as a title for this video, too.
Y’all have the absolute best person working this show!! I love his delivery. And always look forward to these uploads.
Some News, is some of the best reporting around. I'm a journalist in Baltimore City, Md and each time I watch I am impressed by the depth of research and breadth of analysis, and the jokes are good too!
Oh good, you're back. Was worried this show had gotten axed. Glad to see it's still around.
Seriously, between this and Jojn Oliver, I'm almost okay with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert being gone from comedic news reporting. Thank you for filling that void.
The Big Nast watch Lee Camp...
The Big Nast isn't Stephen Colbert still on tv though? I mean its not the Colbert Report but its funny occasionally
The Big Nast Samantha Bee
Colbert did basically set up and endorse Sean Spicer's lying to the country by giving him a platform to lie to the country again at the emmys, which just shows how quickly Stephen's support can be bought for a stunt. If I'm going to rely on satirical comedians for actual news, I'd rather they not have principles that flip-flop for pocket change.
Kevin Fox Yea that was a dick move from Colbert, what about The Daily Show?
In the early 1980's my father a WWII veteran told me exactly what Trump is. A sociopath and a CROOK.
Grey Baron Hillary blames everyone but herself WHICH is a trait of a sociopath
Oh I'm sorry Josh Almeida. was someone else around here talking about Clinton or was that just You?
She's irrelevant to the topic of this video and my comment.
Grey Baron Agree and disagree
Laughable. You're a gullible snowflake if you legitimately believe that Donald Trump has ever had or has any strong ideology or political affiliation other than a self serving and opportunistic ego first caste of mind.
Josh doesn't refute your vet fathers opinion Grey, but just like Trump, Josh has to 'bite' and say something/anything to appear intelligent, even if it is unrelated & misdirectional for his own self narrative, ego and/or agenda.
Aww, don't feel bad - it's pretty hard to talk about Trump without bringing up Nazis.
Also, Melania taking part in Anti Bullying efforts a call or help?
Poor Melania. She gets treated badly by the left and is treated worse by Trump. :/
Jemppu
Nope, it isn’t a cry for help.
My compliments to the team for putting this one together. Good work. Please keep doing this.
Dude this was the best Some News yet. Nice work.
Badass reporting. Better than all other outlets combined. Yay Cracked
Lmao Cody's head gone explode one of these days. Stay cool, Cody, we need you lol
Anyone else love it when republicans try to bring up the corruption or mistakes by past presidents. I don’t know if you’ve heard but right now we’re living in the present and the present problem is Donald Trump so we should deal with this problem first before talking about what happened during the last administration. You know who’s the right side when you have this many people against trump while using EVIDENCE, unlike trump
Bleep5980 well said.
How’s he a problem
He’s a dumbass
But he’s not a problem
Just bc he’s saying stupid shit on tweets doesn’t make him a problem
Tin Tim it’s a problem if he divides us, 2 years later and I still agree by my point. I am not for Biden though
Bravo!!! Bravo!!!! This is the best one yet!!!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
If we get into a war with a country why shouldn't we take their stuff? It's called "Spoils of war"
True
Love this channel.
This is one of the more mild episodes, with deeper implications. Well written, bravo.
Love your shows. They are short, concise informative and hilarious - yet it also makes me cry on the inside because of the way things are and the things people think is ok.
These things are getting a lot snappier. Great work!
I think this is the best episode you guys have done to date.
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I work with appraisals for homes, all over the country, and if a home is near Trump Park, it effects the value because they park is condemned in areas and you can't use it. Lol which sums up Trump pretty well.
This is the best episode so far of a great show. Not only better then what the mainstream media is doing, but way better then so much online anti-establishment media.
I've been waiting all week, with bated breath for a new Some News. Definitely worth the wait. 💜
Cody is a Boss. Take it to him, Cody!
Trump State Park looks like the wasteland in Fallout 4.
knocked it out of the park again.........
Philip White how tf you have 1m subscribers
Dear innocent 2017, if only you’d knew what horrors are laid before you. SAAAAAAAAAAD.
This series is just TOO good.
Love the tone of the news person.
That might have been the best some news yet. Goddamn.
Love the beard!
I was already completely aware of how horrible of a president trump is, but I kept ignoring anything trump related out fear that it would depress me again, but god damn.
why is he our president. It was suppose to be a joke.
He was never suppose to get in office because he wasn't suppose to win the primaries because he's a joke and couldn't be considered a serious candidate. But here we are, a year later. What an epic failure our country has become to allow someone like him to become commander and chief.
See this is why I was ignoring anything trump related
Because the democrats are just as bad. You keep bitching about Trump yet I don't see the other side putting up anything we haven't all heard before.
Still crossing my fingers that he's tried and removed from office before the end of the year... probably won't be until Spring of 2018, though. But it's closing in.
I'm glad he is pointing that he is calling out Flake and not praising him for saying bad things about trump. He not resisting trump when he's voting with him 90% of the time
I worry about you Cody.
I just recently binged about the last year worth of shows and you look physically waaay worse than a year ago. I'm sorry dude, not to be disrespectful, but I hope you are taking care of yourself. These are very trying times and we need people like you! Who can look at this nonsense that is going on, and still laugh.
And make others laugh along with you. THIS is especially important!!
Sooo Keep your chin up Soldier!!
You can do it!!! 😁
Signed
Josh
One of your northern neighbours who's kinda confused and concerned about what happening next door.
Peace✌️
Remember when CRACKED was funny, not just leftist?
Why is it when someone disagrees with trump and him acting Immaturly a few times leftist? What about-- the people who don't give a crap about either side and just like to see what's wrong and right for everyone
Maybe CERN keeps fucking up the timeline and it's hard for him because he's so close to the change in space time from what we've all experienced, as he's the president. It doesn't excuse anything but imagine how hard your job would be when you wake up not knowing if yesterday is still yesterday after time and time again, it changes.
Wild Scybat appeared!
El Psy Congroo
I am both alarmed and delighted that I have to get actual news from comedians... it's like some sort of goddamn alternate bizarro reality. I wonder what it's like back in the Berenstein Universe.
Awesome again kid, I wish everyone did work as good as you.
Thanks for the smiles in our troubled times.
I fuckin love you cody.
"Control the conversation. Trump said or did something that can't be defended or blatantly contradicts what you claim to believe in? Drag the conversation away. Bring up tin foil hat conspiracy theories, name call, or try to equate it with something completely unrelated and talk about that. Never stick to facts and never talk about the original subject. Your opponents care about issues and use facts. Use that against them." -The Republican Debate Handbook
Anyine else get that shitty PragerU video
Payton I know they’re like a plague they’re everywhere.
Yes, they're everywhere Payton - Fucking republican propaganda
Cajek2- I literally got another opening this video up to read your reply lol
Payton dude, I am so sorry lol - at least you recognize them for what they are
Samantha Bunch I know there videos are well done it takes a while for your bullshit detector to kick in
This is excellent....and yes I am a lifelong conservative republican.
I love your "Some News" shows. They are more honest than most of the other crap out there. Keep it up!
This is a nice comment.
If you are a strong supporter of Donald Trump, you might be a real shit heel... But more than that, if at this point you still dont believe he tells a lot of lies... you're probably not too bright either.
I think Donald Trump is exactly the kind of president this country deserves :).
And please don't be so naive to think that he is the only one that is manipulating the masses. He is just the only one who fails to do it subtly.
but thats my point. He's obvious about it so if you dont get it, maybe it's a you problem.
Sad!
That was SOOOOoooo concise and on point.... Hat's off to ya, young brotha'...
Thank you.
Perhaps? LOL
By the way, I love how satirical and awful this show is, both in the news and the characterization of our lovely newsman. Very well done!
At this point, how can anyone still be supporting Trump?
Bloke Masterson it's called actual idealism. Or actualism. It's an idea that was first coined by Giovanni Gentile. Basically you reject logic and reason in favor of emotion and irrationality. So basically Trump supporters are in a fascist cult.
Bloke Masterson I'm convinced no one actually does. He's not in office because of support but because he went up against the only person people hated more then him. The douche beat the turd sandwhich. Now were stuck with someone everyone hates.
At some long point ago, how can anyone still be supporting a warmonger and biggest liar of all the time to be a president?
damn. trump will slide _anybody_ right under the bus, won't he.
zEropoint68
Nope
Just saying bro, your take on the "GMOAT" thing was the best outta all the late night people... Killed it.
Keep it up Cody, damn you're doing a better job than most american medias, everything is getting so scary these days do not give up !
Studies have shown that intelligent people don’t realize how smart they actually are don’t don’t brag about it. They have also shown that the “under educated” brag more about how smart they are, not knowing the difference. Remember when trump said he loved the under educated?
So well done!
Cody makes Ron Burgundy look like a middle school media class anchor .. You gotdamn legend you. This is some news
Love the show, the presenter, the style, and the medium.
That being said, I would greatly appreciate a change of topic. I know this is hard, and I've read DOB's rant about how it is hard to do so, and I understand it. But for sanity's sake, for variety if nothing else, dedicate at least a small amount of the allotted time to talking about "not-trump". Anything goes, the world is a big place, and shit happens all the time, and some of that shit manages to be interesting, at least from some angle.
It will be good for all of Us.
Thank you for the joy Cracked has brought to this existence. You're all awesome!
Thanks again guys. My hope dwindles.
Best one of these so far. I wish you could get this video to run hourly on CNN, FOX and NBC 24/7 until the next scandal which come to think of it might just be any minute now.
You express the true soul of all journalists in this trying time.
6 videos in a row that are all longer than 2 minutes, and are *all* great videos? Holy shit, Cracked, you're spoiling us!
I really look forward to these videos. Keep em coming! PS: I snorted when you hit yourself with the coffee cup. Dumb, slapstick joke? Yes. But still marvelous.
Some news is one of my favorite shows. I would like to be a patron to keep it coming. Please announce a patron page
This is the sort of thing that should be running on TV 24/7.
"That's his park! " LOL Wait till you see his Library! It's going to have bleeding walls.
You say 'he declared a holiday that's been a holiday for years,' but don't Presidents do that for A LOT of holidays (that have been holidays for years)?
So that's what he should have made instead of a "great" wall! A great moat!
Thank you for keeping all this circus shit sorted and compiled for the rest of us who are having problems keeping up with the daily embarrassments, lies and scandals.
This is still better than main news outlets.
How can he write that off for $100 million when he only spent $2 million. Isn't that illegal?
Basically nothing rich people do is illegal.
I was in the Air Force I definitely did not join the military to die. That's one of the stupidest statements anyone can ever say.
Cracked is without a doubt my favourite pop-culture related humour group ever, and I say that as someone that does nothing but consume pop-culture related comedy. I like the larger expansive pieces, I like the smaller quick takes and everything in between.
And yet, even within that metric, this series is one of my favourite things you guys have ever produced. Absolute gold start to finish. Every. Single. Time.
This is the internet, and rants are all too easy to come by, so take this rave and run with it. Keep up the good work
that was awesome. thank you Cracked!
I think of the Simpsons "we can close the book on every murder in New York". Dig up the park!
First time viewer. Immediate subscriber. Awesome commentary.
Such a great way to start my day! I love you, Cody! 👍👏😜😊
Let's get some correspondents like Swaim and DOB..lol I'd reallllly like to hear Swaim go in on Drumpf
Your sarcasm and this video is pure gold. thanks for this :)!