Where my fellow Jeffrey's at? My family used to use this skit on me. "Jeffrey would you please--- Jeffrey get down from--- Jeffrey!" And I would just say "Ifouryearsol."
Llywelyn Murran Jeffery is on a plane with all those passengers from this flight on board, 30 years later with his own 4 year old son. During the flight, Jeffery's son makes it a struggle for Jeffery. The other passengers recognize the now adult Jeffery. One man recognizes Jeffery as the little brat who ruined his new trousers with chocolate sauce, "Having a little trouble, huh, Jeffery?", asks the man. "Ah hah", says Jeffery. "So why did you have a kid?", asks the man. "I don't know", says the brain damaged Jeffery.
Nowadays? I have seen children 10 times worse than Jeffrey. And they travel in packs of six or seven. One reminds you of Regan from the Exorcist. One could be Damien from the Omen. And the rest remind you of Children of the Corn. They are not yet that old. But they will be soon. Right after being around those type of kids? Imagine you are driving, and see some religious nutball type guy on a sidewalk carrying a sign that says, "Jesus is coming soon" You stop, roll down the window, and yell, "Well tell him to hurry up!" The art of parenting today is sadly lacking to say the least.
bill cosby is probly one of the greatest comedians ever. he is the only 1 i know who can just sit down for two hours and tell jokes the whole time and keep the crowd laughing. We Love You Mr Cosby!
I laughed at this for years . . . then I got married. I now have a little boy - his name isn't named Jeffery, but is just like HIM ! He has done everything except hang from the ceiling but it isn't from the lack of trying ! I know how the mom feels !
I've done that once when I was about maybe 5 or so, sort of..... Tried to swing off my dresser using my chandelier like Tarzan. Didn't get hurt, really, but tilted my dresser over a little, pulled the chandelier out of place from the ceiling, nothing broken. It wasn't expensive, anyway, just these u shape bars that holds 4 mock candle lights. I'm sure tons of kids have all been there, done that or thought about doing it back then. 😁
"she'd let him run around, jeffrey run around with chocolate on his hands, put it on your trousers, 'I'm 4 years old'..." "...and she'd sit him down, higher and higher she'd lift him and hold him and let him drop.." ....THUMP!!
I saw this video at school in my Parenting class. I was laughing so hard. We watched it twice. My friend can do the I'm four years old part really well. She said it every class and she cracked me up. I am soo happy I found this video. It cracks me up. hahahahaha. I would hate to be on that plane, except for the last five minutes. hahahahahaha Bill Cosby cracks me up.
So...... Bill is Slenderman Jeffrey is Jeffrey The Short Man is BEN The man who suggested playing with the pretty water is Zalgo The Father is Masky But who is the mother?
I threw this VHS into a bonfire, it took a while to burn & was a bummer. This was a favorite as a kid & now it's horrifically quaalude-soaked ramblings from one of the worst perverts to infiltrate Hollyweird. Saint to Sicko.
Idk when i first heard this but i do remember that it was during the creepypasta Jeff the Killer era.... Wherever my toddler acts up and doesn't listen so that i have to say hey name Ivey and over, my brain goes here. 😂😂😂😂
I know what you mean. I was on a bus from New York City, all the way through Baltimore, MD to Richmond, VA with a screaming 3-year-old. I couldn't help but laugh because this skit was all I could think of.
And people took great delight in waking Jeffery up "GODDBYE JEFFERY!!!! "WHAAAAAA!!" and they Laughed sounding like Renfield. lol love listening to Bill Cosby the best and funnest comidian ever.
I LOVE the ending of this story, NOT because I have children, (I have NONE) but I've been on many a flights where there was a "Jeffery".......... (or a few) that I encountered, UNFORTUNATELLY, there was no dad waiting for "jeffery" when we got off the plane... (None that I saw anyway)....... :)
ha i love this and hit him square in the face. we don't know why.. jeffrey's such a lovely child ha sounds like some of the "lovely darlings" we get in our store.
@NazcarFanatic24 & Astraldragon1 The toilets on airliners flush blue(sanitized) water, but the toilets don't flush in a normal sense. A flap opens and waste is sucked out rather forcefully. I'm not sure if it's true, but I've heard that toilet waste is jettisoned from the craft in flight, thus the guy would like for Jeffery to be sucked out of the plane. The more you know!
last time i went to the dentist? they had this on the idk.. headset/audio? yea was that long ago... but i was laughing soo much - they threatened to turn it off if i didnt stop laughing...
Little Jeffrey magically appears on every transoceanic flight I ever take. I want to strap Jeffrey into the special seat and push the button marked "EJECT!"
Ohhhh, the happy memories of flying transatlantic with a Jeffrey in the seat behind me. But it was when he got onto the vomiting and seat-kicking that I really began to wish evil things on him. Ohhh, how I wish I'd thought of the blue water. :) Cosby's just marvellous. Such languid, understated delivery.
@NazcarFanatic24 , he was talking about a liquid or pellet that is that is put into the towel bowel and turns the water blue when flushed is used to help clean and sanitize it. that blue liquid will make you sick or cause death. so the gentleman offered to let Jeffery play with the blue water.
People began to hate Jeffery! Emotionally, people began to fear Jeffery. Five minutes before the plane landed, Jeffery fell asleep. People took great delight as they walked out, waking Jeffery up. Good-bye Jeffery, WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
You know Eddie Murphy has said that Bill Cosby has called him on the carpet for the about of bad words he uses in his comedy. Eddie was very respectful of the man when he said it too; you might even say fearful. LOL!
I thought Bill Cosby was hilarious when I was a kid. I was 9 when this came out. The woman I'm engaged to has a 9 year old daughter, and I find his stuff even more hilarious now that I've become a quasi-parent. Brain damage is the best, because we hear "I don't know!!" a lot when we ask "Why did you do that after I told you not to??"
The way he says "everyone started to HATE Jeffery."
"Jeffrey's mother handed Jeffrey to the father, and punched him dead in the face."
"We don't know why. Jeffery's such a lovely child."
I LOVE this bit. Aside from being hysterically funny, we have ALL been on a plane/train/bus with that kid.
*People began to HATE Jeffrey!*
One gentleman invited Jeffery into the men's room to play with the blue water!
People began to emotionally fear Jeffery
And nobody slept.
@@PrinceTrexus I’m scared of what he meant by “blue water”
@@thezombiecreeper lol he's referring to the toilet on the plane
Where my fellow Jeffrey's at?
My family used to use this skit on me. "Jeffrey would you please--- Jeffrey get down from--- Jeffrey!" And I would just say "Ifouryearsol."
look what you've done to the man jeffrey!
We dont know why. Jeffery iis such a lovely child. Lol
2:58--OMG, the Renfield laugh was the best! XD "Dracula" reference FTW!
i wonder what jeffery's doing now?
Llywelyn Murran killing people jk
Llywelyn Murran Jeffery is on a plane with all those passengers from this flight on board, 30 years later with his own 4 year old son. During the flight, Jeffery's son makes it a struggle for Jeffery. The other passengers recognize the now adult Jeffery. One man recognizes Jeffery as the little brat who ruined his new trousers with chocolate sauce, "Having a little trouble, huh, Jeffery?", asks the man. "Ah hah", says Jeffery. "So why did you have a kid?", asks the man. "I don't know", says the brain damaged Jeffery.
I twenty-four years old
he is a stockbroker.
For Real?
Jeffrey deserved to be woken up by all those passengers. He was such a heathen!
So was the child who screamed for eight hours
Nowadays? I have seen children 10 times worse than Jeffrey. And they travel in packs of six or seven. One reminds you of Regan from the Exorcist. One could be Damien from the Omen. And the rest remind you of Children of the Corn. They are not yet that old. But they will be soon. Right after being around those type of kids? Imagine you are driving, and see some religious nutball type guy on a sidewalk carrying a sign that says, "Jesus is coming soon" You stop, roll down the window, and yell, "Well tell him to hurry up!" The art of parenting today is sadly lacking to say the least.
Passengers: GOODBYE, JEFFREY!
Jeffrey: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Passengers: EEHEE EEHEE EEHEE EEHEE EEHEE!
Bratty child: *screams for eight hours straight*
Jeffery: hold my juice box
Shush with your attention seeking un originality.
"GOODBYE, JEFFREY!!!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" XD
bill cosby is probly one of the greatest comedians ever. he is the only 1 i know who can just sit down for two hours and tell jokes the whole time and keep the crowd laughing. We Love You Mr Cosby!
You love him so much, go have a drink with him
LMAO!!!! SO hilarious!!! Bill ... you have always been awesome ... and a huge hoot!! Love ya!!
Muffett53 ....nothing to be said
One gentleman invited Jeffery into the men's room to play with the blue water!
I laughed at this for years . . . then I got married. I now have a little boy - his name isn't named Jeffery, but is just like HIM ! He has done everything except hang from the ceiling but it isn't from the lack of trying ! I know how the mom feels !
Yeah I had a Jeffrey too. She’s my heart, but she’s also the most challenging thing I’ve ever done.
I've done that once when I was about maybe 5 or so, sort of..... Tried to swing off my dresser using my chandelier like Tarzan. Didn't get hurt, really, but tilted my dresser over a little, pulled the chandelier out of place from the ceiling, nothing broken. It wasn't expensive, anyway, just these u shape bars that holds 4 mock candle lights. I'm sure tons of kids have all been there, done that or thought about doing it back then. 😁
"People began to fear Jeffrey." Love it.
Jeffrey:Im 4 years ol!
XDDDd
"one gentleman invited Jeffrey into the men's room to play with the blue water." lol....
what a storyteller this man is
He marches to the beat of a different drum Genius
"she'd let him run around, jeffrey run around with chocolate on his hands, put it on your trousers, 'I'm 4 years old'..."
"...and she'd sit him down, higher and higher she'd lift him and hold him and let him drop.." ....THUMP!!
People began to research jeffery
Ahm faw yeahs awld. Ah was fwee, an now ahm, ahm faw yeahs awld. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I saw this video at school in my Parenting class. I was laughing so hard. We watched it twice. My friend can do the I'm four years old part really well. She said it every class and she cracked me up. I am soo happy I found this video. It cracks me up. hahahahaha. I would hate to be on that plane, except for the last five minutes. hahahahahaha Bill Cosby cracks me up.
Jeffery's such a lovely child...
Lovely as he walks across the horizon, never to be seen again. The very lovely part.
We don't know why. Jeffery's such a lovely child.
someone here from Jeff the Killer videos?
+Yandere Player - Chan yep me :D
Me😂
me XD
me
Hello
Yes yes yes.
Madame Macabre is boss
Every time I hear Jeffrey, I think of this.
Me too. Any time I hear that name, no matter the person’s age I think of this 🤣
got to be on of the funniest things of all time!!!! i love it when he does the voice of jeffery when he says im 4 yrs old!!!!!
Jeffrey says he's 4...You can never trust a Jeffrey.. e.e
Somewhere out there, there's a 32-year old man named Jeff who is face palming SO HARD.
I'm four yes ol! I was three but now I'm four yes ol.
A patient of mine brought this up to me, I’m definitely Jeffrey/Geoffrey!😂
"...we dont know why...Jeffrey is such a lovely child.." LMAO!
"One gentlemen invited Jeffery into the men's room to play with the blue water."
LOL
That guy more than likely just wanted to shut him up or keep him occupied. 😁
Jeffery Jeffery Jeffery get down from there Jeffery!
one of if not THE best comedian of all-time.
So...... Bill is Slenderman
Jeffrey is Jeffrey
The Short Man is BEN
The man who suggested playing with the pretty water is Zalgo
The Father is Masky
But who is the mother?
A bad decision maker
A TWAT
mRs wOodS oFcOuRse
I threw this VHS into a bonfire, it took a while to burn & was a bummer. This was a favorite as a kid & now it's horrifically quaalude-soaked ramblings from one of the worst perverts to infiltrate Hollyweird. Saint to Sicko.
Still assmad you got called out, Jeffrey?
my favorite part was goodbye jefferey *imitating crying* that was too funny😂😆😆😂😂😆🤣🤣🤣😂😆🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😂😆😆🤣🤣
2:02
Hillarious!
So...cosby is slenderman
omg i saw that vid to
XD yeah
The Seeker
William Blevins no cosby is offenderman
William Blevins lmfao
Too funny, I've been around kids like Jeffrey and...oh brother, they're a trip...
Bill Cosby is hilarious!
He causes me to laugh so hard that i start to cry. Bill Cosby rocks
I was named after this... D:
The people of the plane take delight in waking Jeffrey up, Cosby takes delight in putting them to sleep.
My name is JEFFREY!!!! Yes, I am face PALMING HARD, SO HARD!!! Great Comedian and Actor Bill Cosby.
LOVE this one & "chocolate cake"
my new ringtone 3:00 "HEE HA HEE HA HEE HA HEE HA"
A few years ago we avoided those people with the unruly children.
We had a son:
Now we ARE those people!
My daughter works at a daycare and she said they have a child they are always calling his name..🤣
Idk when i first heard this but i do remember that it was during the creepypasta Jeff the Killer era.... Wherever my toddler acts up and doesn't listen so that i have to say hey name Ivey and over, my brain goes here.
😂😂😂😂
Jeffrey is now in prison. He heard this story, probably wanted to be like Cosby... GREAT PARENTING!
I know what you mean. I was on a bus from New York City, all the way through Baltimore, MD to Richmond, VA with a screaming 3-year-old. I couldn't help but laugh because this skit was all I could think of.
Word is that Jeffry is doing mumble rap now, and he's got a new album called Ifouryearsol!
How can you not like this?
"Goodbye Jeffrey!"
"wahhhhhhhh!!!!"
"heh heh heh!"
Thanks for sharing that. You do that.
I know a kid like Jeffery. If I didn't know any better, I'd say Mr. Cosby and I know the same kid!
Anyone else get here from Madame macabre ? XD
yes
definatly
fucking fantastic
Yea
I did
yeah
That moment when you remember your dads name is Jeff, and your mom calls him Jeffy.... Lol
And people took great delight in waking Jeffery up "GODDBYE JEFFERY!!!! "WHAAAAAA!!" and they Laughed sounding like Renfield. lol love listening to Bill Cosby the best and funnest comidian ever.
This bit is why 25 years ago I started to introduce myself as "Jeff."
Assuming Jeffery was born in 1977, I'd be almost a year older than him now.
I LOVE the ending of this story, NOT because I have children, (I have NONE) but I've been on many a flights where there was a "Jeffery".......... (or a few) that I encountered, UNFORTUNATELLY, there was no dad waiting for "jeffery" when we got off the plane... (None that I saw anyway).......
:)
Higher and higher, she'd lift him and hold him and let him drop. Ploom!
ha i love this
and hit him square in the face.
we don't know why..
jeffrey's such a lovely child
ha sounds like some of the "lovely darlings" we get in our store.
did anyone else imagine Jeff the killer when he was four while listening to to this?
Emotionally people began to fear Jeffrey 😂😂😂
1:55 my favorite part 😂
Bill cosby is the greatest comedian alive and he does it all without swearing.
That was the best video of all time.
@NazcarFanatic24 & Astraldragon1 The toilets on airliners flush blue(sanitized) water, but the toilets don't flush in a normal sense. A flap opens and waste is sucked out rather forcefully. I'm not sure if it's true, but I've heard that toilet waste is jettisoned from the craft in flight, thus the guy would like for Jeffery to be sucked out of the plane. The more you know!
last time i went to the dentist? they had this on the idk.. headset/audio? yea was that long ago... but i was laughing soo much - they threatened to turn it off if i didnt stop laughing...
Jeffery's in his 40s feel old yet
2:40 to 3:05... I almost fell over laughing.
OMG, OK
THANK YOU
"And Jeffrey's mother, handed Jeffrey to the father, and punched him, dead in the face....We don't know why. " 👊💥😂🤣
That's exactly what I wanted to do to a kid who kept kicking the back of my seat during a flight from Frankfurt, Germany, to Pittsburgh, PA.
Oh dear god, I'm laughing so hard I'm having trouble breathing! XD
Little Jeffrey magically appears on every transoceanic flight I ever take. I want to strap Jeffrey into the special seat and push the button marked "EJECT!"
Ohhhh, the happy memories of flying transatlantic with a Jeffrey in the seat behind me. But it was when he got onto the vomiting and seat-kicking that I really began to wish evil things on him. Ohhh, how I wish I'd thought of the blue water. :)
Cosby's just marvellous. Such languid, understated delivery.
RIP Bill Cosby 1937-2010
Bill Cosby, proof that not all comedy needs to revolve around sex and drugs. ^^
how does bill make theese noises?!
"Goodbye Jeffrey!"
"WAAAAAAH!"
lol that is sooo funny
I live with a boy JUST like Jeffery...he is NOT exaggerating on some of this!
Jeffery do do that now, Jeffery get down fro-OH NOW LOOK YOU GOT CHOCOLATE ON THE MAN'S PANTS!
@jts690 That is awesome! Bill Cosby is one of the funniest men, and to have him write a skit about you is too cool!
2:52- the rest of the video made me laugh so freakin hard! xD
Heck, the whole joke is funny! XDD
@NazcarFanatic24 , he was talking about a liquid or pellet that is that is put into the towel bowel and turns the water blue when flushed is used to help clean and sanitize it. that blue liquid will make you sick or cause death.
so the gentleman offered to let Jeffery play with the blue water.
BiLL COSBY: "Jeffrey's mother, handed Jeffrey to the father, and PUNCHED HIM DEAD IN THE FACE! We don't know why. Jeffery's such a lovely child."
dang bill cosby is the shit i have this dvd i love it
People began to hate Jeffery!
Emotionally, people began to fear Jeffery.
Five minutes before the plane landed, Jeffery fell asleep.
People took great delight as they walked out, waking Jeffery up.
Good-bye Jeffery, WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
true that, and he makes people laugh without swearing lol... mostly!
You know Eddie Murphy has said that Bill Cosby has called him on the carpet for the about of bad words he uses in his comedy. Eddie was very respectful of the man when he said it too; you might even say fearful. LOL!
I think everyone hated the mother as well as Jeffrey.
I thought Bill Cosby was hilarious when I was a kid. I was 9 when this came out. The woman I'm engaged to has a 9 year old daughter, and I find his stuff even more hilarious now that I've become a quasi-parent. Brain damage is the best, because we hear "I don't know!!" a lot when we ask "Why did you do that after I told you not to??"
I always thought he said "I'm for your soul" LOL
There's 27 kids who are too young to realize the glory of Mr. Bill Cosby.