I Tried To Melt Computer By Being An Idiot
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.ย. 2024
- We're ruining my computer today!
The goal is to cause as much damage as possible to this house and my computer. I wonder which will burst into flames first.
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Imagine going into your kitchen, you have breakfast ready and the chores are done but there's thick webbing everywhere you look and all the doors are open.
Just like when I was 15...
I wouldn't even be mad, just carry a spider around to press R on the webs then boom good as new
Playboy mansion
And when the world needed him most, he finally returned
It’s been two days 😂
@@KainaX122 nah he was on a break. was just uploading compilations of his older videos like he said he would in his community post :)
@@minty_kittnyeah my current theory is is wife had a kid. But its also equally as probable that he just went on holiday. Either way I’m glad hes back, definitely not one of his longer breaks so im happy
@@_Hollie_ he takes breaks every year, and afik is divorced
@@KainaX122 oh hahahahahha
Fun fact: jumping spiders have god-tier depth perception.
It's definitely got a mean stare
If you put the butter on the frying pan and then stand on the butter while it melts it'll actually shrink you
The logical conclusion to me saying that my flat now belongs to the spider I saw earlier.
"Get this force choke!"-
CK
I wonder what would happen if the home owner came home to find a spider destroying their house.
Coming back with a super saiyan punch, going straight into the chaos spider game
Can't wait to see the chaos squirrel after this
I have arachnophobia. I’m still watching this video though.
Yoooo same
I recently changed my stance on spiders. We're bros now
Non poisonous spiders just want to hang out and keep you safe from bugs!!
There's a black widow with a giant web set up outside my bathroom window. Whenever I shower it watches me👁👁Spiders and I have beef🫵🏾👊🏾👊🏾
17:32 Thats the fan switch.
You can ride the soap and sling shot it around.
There's a couple of different ways of shooting webs which make it easier to make things.
aw darn i was hoping that he would figure out how to flood the kitchen :(
WELCOME BACK THOUGH
This is a weird episode of "Will it Blend?"
YESSS HE'S BACK
Spiders that open doors - NOPE NOPE NOPE!
DF is literally a spider. Knew all the spider tricks and webbing techniques.
the spider is sooo cute!! the colours look like my pet tarantula i love it
Fun fact: the change you find between couch cushions is from spiders paying their share of the rent/mortgage.
How the hell people notifications so far like yall be stalking TH-cam?
idk man, youtube sometimes notifies me of content 3 days after the fact, or like today the moment the video drops.
Exactly
You say this like you weren't here a single minute after it was posted
Wait, you don’t do that??!!
Actually yeah
DF: If you like spiders...
ME: *Instantly clicks off*
I guess the home owners are away on vacation.
DF I'm so glad you're back! I missed you, although your compilations were fun to watch also, it's not the same as brand new videos.
Wow. After your much deserved break, you come back with a BANGER. Your pc was dying at the end 😅
Imagine going to the bathroom to take dump and you Just see a spider on a soap having fun
I just heard the words, "Whee! Flying knife! :D" in a DF video. Why do I suddenly feel a cold chill go down my spine? Lol
Thanks for the timelapse, that was great. Welcome back guys
Flooding the kitchen cleans the floor as well
Welcome back! Hope you got everything taken care of.
Nice :3
This was fun to watch cause you really did what you said in the title and the title was interesting
Great job! Kitchen is fully destroyed! 👍😂
You, I expected. RealCivilEngineer? Him doing the same thing you did was NOT something I'd expected.
Welcome back, hope you can find a great balance to entertainment and life
Yes! DF is back! My mornings are now so much better!
Glad to have you back :D
And a return to some good old fashioned insanity XD I wonder what all one could do to destroy this poor game.
I have missed this man so much
I like the soap slide mechanics 😂
I hope you enjoyed your break. Glad you were able to take time away. Not going to lie though. I really missed hearing you voice on a new video. The longer videos have been great but the only problem as a long time viewer is I remember watching when the videos originally released. Again not complaining new viewers need to watch bc they are excellent videos. Just love seeing new content bc every new videos just keeps getting funnier and funnier as time goes on.
Hope things are good man. Good to see your brand of insanity back!
I'm surprised he didn't flood the kitchen
You have got to play core keeper already DF! It’s so fun!
Our messiah has arrived. Now I may sleep once more
Welcome back df you've been missed
Welcome back DF. I got a game suggestion if you want but entirely up to you.
Lucky Tower Ultimate.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud several times.😂
DF wants to melt his computer so he can find something better to do with his time 😂
Imma simple gal, i see cute spider, i click
NO WAY IS HE BACK?! YESS IM SO HAPPY WELCOME BACK DF ❤
Df your back!!! Missed you hope you had a good break!! Also this is hilarious 😂!
y is no one talking about how the spider looks straight out of bugsnax?
he's back finally...
„Bear with me“ *turns into a bear*
The way your words match the spider’s thoughts at 17:36 ❤
YES!!! FINALLY YOU FOUND THE SILLY GAMES!!!!
that's technically webbed, but 3D
Requesting Juice Galaxy. It's free and funny
How I broke a free game with upgrades
This compilation will break your spirit
I made an army that destroys everything it touches
I spent years maxing out all upgrades
Making Only The Worst Choices Possible
I made everyone do everything for me
I got another universe to destroy
A roguelike with actual strategy
When you give bacteria nuclear weapons
I spent too much time with this new character
This one secret broke everything
I made suffering look comfortable by comparison
When Stupidity Makes You Powerful
This hand ends the economy
I maxed out everything for your enjoyment
When you end 1,000,000,000 lives for no reason
It's all about the upgrades
I evolved everything to make me rich
I cause suffering with every part of my body
This upgrade is worth $637,467,589,726,364,578,321,276,273
This build destroys worlds
From idiot to abomination
This is how I got MAXIMUM DAMAGE
Time to break the new update
Causing property damage because I'm bored
I spent days maxing out damage
When you burn the world without even trying
Too many upgrades is never enough
How I beat the final boss in 0.0000003213 seconds
I ended the lives of all the animals in this forest for no reason
Making mountains of profit with no effort
When you end the universe 748,738,928,567,476 times over
Making a bigger mess than what I started with
This game will break you
Good day to upgrade everything
When chaos gives you damage
I unlocked all the upgrades
This title will change repeatedly
Turning the world into money
A one way ticket to pain for all the idiots
I went all the way to the bottom and got the treasure inside
After 2 minutes I change the thumbnail or title
We don't need math where we're going
Combining Units Until I Max Out Everything
1000 bullets per second
One way ticket to max damage
This is why you should always upgrade your damage
Making stupid decisions to become the strongest
I cause suffering for no reason
When fast food goes too far
A compilation of upgrades
How this game became a trap
This dice will make you suffer
When you get swarmed by 637,478,715 enemies at once
I upgraded so much that I break everything instantly
I found an infinite XP glitch
I destroyed nature and made $635,478,589,625,165,289
When Capitalism Goes Too Far
I spend a fortune unlocking the CRAZIEST upgrades
Upgrading Unstoppable Monsters
I can't stop becoming massive
Ramming Speed
I upgraded so much I can drill through bedrock
When you deal 738,498,276,361,477,267,372,763 damage
This took way too long
I took me 637,478,291 hours to get this much damage
This game gets addicting fast
A free game that I spent too much money on
You're not supposed to have this much damage in the first wave
Combining upgrades until everything breaks
Another dumb idea that makes me mega rich
This was weird but somehow it works
What happens when you get attacked by 729,367,478 enemies
I collected gems worth trillions
Even the final boss struggled to harm me
Don't trust the video title or thumbnail
I dug to the bottom and maxed out my stats
Too much damage is not enough
This build could have failed before it even started
This game is darker than it looks
This gets dark fast
This game isn't out yet and I already broke it
Ending 6,478,379 lives for no reason
When 3000 years of evolution leads to mass chaos
If you thought THIS was crazy, you are wrong
This is why you upgrade everything
I found the rarest fish at the very bottom
This mobile game is actually really dark
You won't be able to stop playing
Increasing my value from $1 to $728,378,647,917,289,309,467
How I maxed out everything
Causing an insane amount of damage for profit
When Your Attacks Deal 738,469,287,361 Damage
From a single unit to an army of gods
Think fast or you will lose
When damage ends the world
I mined out everything and got all the upgrades
Destroying Bosses And Becoming Overpowered
This character breaks everything too easily
This upgrade is kind of hilarious
I Kept Upgrading Until I Couldn't Anymore
The Best Upgrade That Made Me Unstoppable
I made this idiot end everything
The bottom of the universe has the ultimate treasure
Ruining evolution because it's fun
It's impossible to do more damage than this
We Doomed The World
Maximizing Damage For Profit
This shouldn't be possible by any means
Tower Defense but I control the monsters
Each time I end a life I end the next one more violently
Noob vs Pro vs HACKER vs ???
Grinding for legendary upgrades
Stardew Valley But One Million Times Worse
Never Make THIS Mistake
Tetris but it's a roguelike
Ludicrous upgrades made me too powerful for the game to handle
This upgrade changes everything
Wreck Everything For Profit
You're not supposed to have this much gold
This game is banned in half of the world for being too fun
When you invest in supernatural disasters
This upgrade made me $839,478,928,378,190,298,317 in 0.00007352 seconds
Making the stupidest build that works
Get in my mouth and make me rich
I evolve the real meaning of suffering
How I broke the game with damage
I upgraded for 637,278 hours straight
It just keeps happening
I grew to unimaginable sizes in this addicting game
I Made A Massive Army By Destroying Armies
This is not what the game looks like
When you fire $625,378,467,726,356 bullets
I raised an army of idiots to destroy idiots
The most rigged start you could ever get
These upgrades made me an infinityaire
I should not have made this mistake
I did some off screen mining
I clicked 647,378,168,627,379,487,598,019,278,325 times and unleashed horrors beyond comprehension
Every 10 comments I change the thumbnail
A compilation of the stupidest incidents
This game has a horrible secret
So I did some mining off screen
Don't bother reading the title
I upload a video and get a million botted comments
I betrayed math and transcended the universe
The best 10+ minutes of your life
Even the dev couldn't get this far
This game is overwhelmingly positive
How I prevented vampires from surviving
Grinding damage until the game breaks
You're not supposed to win
This video is about damage
I upgraded and became an unstoppable force
I went insane on upgrades until the game crashed
I evolved life that can only suffer
This game is full of idiots and I'm gonna show you how to exterminate them
I just upgraded until the game imploded
Getting lost but also overpowered
I made a fortune ending lives and upgrading everything
Grinding animals for upgrades gets so addicting
I defeated gods for fun and made millions
I evolved the ultimate weapon
And I thought melee builds were too hard, let alone impossible
Buying Only The Most Overpowered Upgrades
I maxed out my stats by NOT upgrading
You won't be able to stop playing
I made a secret weapon using unique upgrades
I changed the title so you think this is a different video
Upgrading beyond max level
I end millions of lives and became a monster
Causing mass extinction for profit
I strip mined the universe and maxed out all stats
There is no such thing as too much damage
Getting rich by crushing valuable minerals
Melting enemies for powerful upgrades
I went in too deep and got rich
God To Me To Stop Playing But I Refused
Bad Ideas Only Make Me Stronger
Breaking this run beyond repair
I turn garbage into gold
I caught the biggest horrors you could ever imagine
This should not have worked but it did
Making numbers bigger and bigger until the game breaks
How did this even work
I love getting overpowered and melting enemies
Todays we're gonna destroy a million enemies for upgrades
This free game is incredibly addicting
Causing Destruction And Pain For Epic Upgrades
There is not enough damage in the world to stop me
I ruin everything and somehow I always win
Making the stupidest choices and getting away with it
This upgrade breaks everything
Wtf is this
@@FaceParrot did you ask chatgtp to write and in depth playtrough of the game or something
Tis is a cute little tech demo.
Sounds like he got a new mic
try to flood the entire floor while the floor is dirty
WE MISSED YOU!!
WELCOME BACK DF!!!
man ive been waiting for a dangerouly funny video also how was your break
I missed the regular videos so much
Hey DF... you can flood the kitchen now...
Finally a real video
Play More Games like this
You can flood the map if you block the sink
This is actually a great spider game👍
Good to have you back 😊
Welcome back DF
Oh boy, ball joint spider time?
Loving the video in the first second
I am in fact an arachnophobe so I'm just here for you not the uh spider friend
gone 4weeks and I'm now here within the first minute, nice.
Welcome back
EVERYONE WAKE UP HES BACK WOOOOOO YEA BABY
Welcome back!
welcome back king
Where's my flamethrower
Lucas the Spider - The Game?
im glad you are back!
Oh finally a new video!
Hey, he’s back!
Welcome back!!!
The king is back!!!
Yippy it's the funny man again :D
Tbh a I was starting to get a little worried.
Welcome back! ❤
New DF content. Nice.
i was wondering when hewas gonna cover this game demo
Yooooooo welcome back bro
who gave df the soap!?
Realy good vidio
Karma, bo2
im gonna download the game :]
Fun video :)
First time catching a video this early
Just Cause 3but you're a spider
Yo this game is out!!! Woo!!!
I saw real civil engineer play this
Burger.
Wow 29 min nice