I sold a lemonade for $281,000
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 เม.ย. 2024
- I'm taking over the world with this stuff.
Welcome to my lemonade shop. We have lemons and we have cups, so take your pick.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Lemon Apocalypse - store.steampowered.com/app/28...
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So you’re telling me that if I go outside now, set up a lemonade stand I can get rich?!! Why in the hell was I wasting 8 hours a day in a hospital for the last couple of years 😢
I love your videos 😊😊 ❤
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@@avanbrunmeier6357 huh?
@@gwts1171 NO
No, he told you if you go outside and sell lemonade, then you, everyone you love and entirety of human race will cease to exist. Watch the video damn it
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand.
Hey bop bop bop
@@Stary_18 Got any grapes?
@@GenericProfile sadly no
And he waddled away, to the very next day
@@frazzedits4294 ...and he said to the man running the stand, bop bop bop
I brought some lobbyists.
“Sugar is too expensive. I should by a sugar plantation”… that is literally Opera’s logic because she said the exact same thing about avocados… This kid must be the child of multimillionaires. They don’t even need to sell lemonade.
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opera gx
Starts a lemonade stand to buy a bike, buys a sugar field and a car along the way…
the bike costs like a billion dollars for some reason
The great filter wall for humans was lemons, which is a human-made fruit, so that means humans are the great filter wall for humans... yeah sounds about right
Kind of like modern day corn and apples actually like lot of agricultural products like chickens and cows. Man we really did lot of genetics modification.
@@patrickiamonfire965 Fun fact, lemons are not natural, but they predate genetic modification!
They're the result of cross-breeding the citron and the bitter orange. In fact, there are only three naturally-occurring citrus fruits; the citron, the mandarin (not the same as a mandarin orange, which came later), and the pomelo, all of which are native to south and east Asia. (note, too, that the kumquat and small-flowered papeda are citrus ancestors that, while not originally considered citrus themselves, were interbred with the three 'true' citrus ancestors to create modern citrus, and have since been reclassified into the citrus genus)
... Then humans came along, made the citrus fruits interbreed like a kid forcing action figures to kiss, and boom! The lemon, lime, grapefruit, mandarin orange, Mexican lime, Persian lime, Tangelo, and countless other cultivars, were born.
Point is, life never gave anyone lemons; we made them ourselves, with the power of plant incest.
Humans are weird.
@@tygerion4404so what you’re saying is…
Lemonade is incest juice?
When life gives you lemons, start a trillion dollar company and doom the planet. The classic saying.
There's this game that would perfectly match you.
It's called Chainsaw Juice King. Where you kill fruit and turn them into Juice with a Chainsaw
Life didn't give us lemons, WE INVENTED THEM
And then we made those lemons combustible, to burn life's house down
That’s true
Mix of a Citron and orange right?
@@bigmeatpete69420 yes
Kind of like modern day corn and apples actually like lot of agricultural products like chickens and cows. Man we really did lot of genetics modification.
Love when a game allows DF to destroy the world like he always wanted to...
Surprisingly a well rounded video. I hate cliffhangers.
The thing about DangerouslyFunny is that he uses the most Clickbaity titles, and you'd expect his voice to be a bro dude loud gamer guy. But instead we have this calm soothing voice.
Sitting here refreshing the channel page for the last 5 minutes for the next upload 😂
There was a lemonade stand flash game where you could adjust the recipe I don't remember what it was called but it was fun.
Finally another vid ive been waiting a long time
Could totally see you putting ice dealer on a resume
DangerouslyFunny, Your videos always make me happy, so I subscribed!
hi mr scammer
Good ole can opener
new video, love to see it
He went 1 to 100 really fast 😂😂
Thank you for this video! 😀🌺🌺🌺
Not going to lie, lemonade apocalypse sounds pretty yummy. 😆
"at this point I could be an ice dealer" said so many crackheads
"Who wouldn't want to buy this beautiful lemonade for $19" - Starbucks
Dubious laws are the best kind. XD
DangerouslyFunny, Wow, this made my day brighter! Thank you!
That is some expensive lemonade 😅
Hi DF. I’ve been wanting to play this game but never downloaded it.
Let’s go new df vid
1:58 Ok Walter White, calm down
This game is just lemonade tycoon turned incremental huh
This looks like an old flash game i used to play
great video
DF: "...So our first lemonade was gonna cost $8."
Me: Eight bucks for lemonade? What do you think this is-- McDonald's? 😀
Just wait till he tells him mum
Happy Sunday
Bro is making more than his parents
Happy Sunday!
I THINK THERE IS A PC THAT U WOULD BE 100% INTERESTED IN HAVING AND ITS MAKES COFFEE
This seems like a cute, fun, simple little game...then as it goes on you realize with horror that it's basically just a simulator for how the world really works and it's depressingly accurate all the way through to just about the end.......the reason I say just about the end is because at this point I'm not sure if we're going to kill ourselves off with the environment OR if we're going to do it with AI first. That's the only real question now.
We'd be more likely to kill ourselves off by fighting each other rather than an external factor.
People should like this commen for df to play spinceaft its like luck be a landlord but a bit more complex
And den he waddled away waddle waddle
He sounds sick
Nice
Sunny Sunday to everyome
This is a game that gave you a perfect ending for your bran's lol I love it
Too early, I will wait till video becomes 1 day ago
I won't tell them about your secret, I'll let you tell them about your secret.
Did he get the bike though
Cant find this game on Steam ;(
Noice
❤
Welp time to try this
Day 1 of asking DF to play ultimate cooking on roblox
What the hell did not see the fallout ending XD
105$ For lemonade xD
Money!!!
very sad that real life is a liiiiiiiiiiiittle bit harder than clicking buttons and getting profit
Day 17 of asking DF to play Soulstone Survivors
nice
N8 is king
I ended 674,236,613,857,738 lives selling lemonade
I made $623,748,473,762,783,394 selling expensive lemonade
Hey um actually you cant end that much lives, there is actually 8 billion people on the planet earth actually 🤓👆
@@Yaroslav_kot3181 who said the had to be people and outside of the womb
Early squad, thanks for making me happy on this sunday
The artsyle in this game is all over the place, I hate it.
Day 19 of asking DF to play rust
Try eatventure
i was done with the game in 17 minuts and 23 sek
What is the game called
What happened to your audio you sound sick
Allat for a blue bike
Where are the police kicking your stand over for not being licensed?
Hello!
YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
You sound congested..
He he he ha
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Inflation is a bitch.
Game started out selling lemonade and immediately went full blown commie
"if lifes give you lemons, make 😈🔪🩸😵💀"
Smash
Yay I got here somewhat early for onxe
yoo
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Wow I’m actually pretty early.
Goku
YOOO IM EARRLYYYY
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Bout to be the first viewer
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I am not first
This comment will not get 5 likes 😔
edit: errrrm guysss we did it 🎉
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Congrats, you didnt, you are above it, so you will never hit that number again
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@@SilverFoxeGames yay
Who want me 😮
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250 views in 3 mins bro fell off
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I've never seen the world ended so quickly 🥹 *sniff* so proud
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Happy Sunday