been 13 years and this shit still fucking slaps. Never have I been more sold on something than this commercial. If people advertised their products like this today they would make TONS of sales
*Slap Chop Executives 2019*: “why are we suddenly seeing a massive influx in sales?” “Well it appears that TH-cam is recommending our 10 year old commercial to everyone”
He didn't actually "create" it though. He was a nobody pitchman years ago at flea markets, and saw an item there very similar to this. He slapped his name on it and sold it. Quite successfully.
He could sell rings to fingerless people. He could sell prescription glasses to blind people. He could sell gel to bald people. He could sell braces to teethless people. He could sell pants to legless people. He could sell shaves to nonbearded people,
@alexperson4503 of course it's intentional. The whole ad is filled with double entendres. 'If I can do it with one finger, you can use your whole hand"
I'm 20 now and i swear i remember this commercial from when i was probably 5 cause my dad showed me it. I thought "you're gonna love my nuts" was the peak of comedy... kinda still is
the fact that this is a 13 year old video with brand new comments all over it just shows how impactful Vince is. just one of those rare souls that comes along. God I wish I had a Slap Chop and a Graty right now
Squidward Tortellini Dude. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen our documentary, but I’m like your biggest fan. I’m also a goofy goober. You will learn to love me. There is a lot more to me than my kiddy sponge of a body.
It's probably not him throwing it, he threw it above outside of the frame and maybe someone else threw a duplicate down into the sink?? Just a theory tho maybe he's just talrnted
Cause it's general and normal that humans feel sometimes that life can be hard and get sad Making sports makes you hungry and you are sleepy at night. Am I also relatable
These types of ads are very much needed in this era of dull and nonsensical ads. I always wonder at this point how any of these companies think their boring ads are even going to make me consider their product
@@nickryan6787 Lazy fucker. Just TH-cam "Slap Chop (Spanish Version) ". When I send the link on here it doesn't show up because the user has an antispam setting on. It's fucking hilarious, trust me.
“Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t want to cry any more”
That was personal.
Vince, do you want to talk about something?
Haha 😂... hah... h... 😭😭😭
Got me right in there
i feel attacked
*LIFES TOO HARD YOU DONT WANT TO CRY ANYMORE*
I NEED THIS PRODUCT
THE MAN SPOKE TO MY SOUL
SENPAI I JUST COMMENTED THE TIME STAMP BECAUSE OF HOW AMAZING IT WAS
When he said “Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t wanna cry anymore,” I felt that.
andrea head ass
^^
andrea Came here to leave this exact comment
Juice I know, I have been my whole life.
Røn Swansøn damn, hurt is real.
“Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”
I shall live life to the fullest with my slap chopped tuna.
hearted comment? give me one
@SproingleDoingle: Look at this, you're gonna have an exciting life now.
I never even liked Tuna 💀
Hello
Stop having boring nuts
*I'll watch any TH-cam ad if they ever hire this guy.*
Dante Crailman idk if he’s still in jail but he went to jail for beating up a hooker
@@TheWoolyWolf lmao
@@TheWoolyWolf Looks like Invinceable wasn't enough to clean his criminal records, lmao!
@@TheWoolyWolf did he slap slap slap her
r i guess he thought she was going to love his nuts
*DID I JUST VOLUNTARILY WATCH AN AD?*
Lmao everyone in the last week
Yes yes you did
Johnny Sheffield I desperately want this 😂
I feel tricked into watching this
Yep, with ads nonetheless!
Stop having boring tuna
Stop having a boring life
Chopped tuna = exciting life
🙏
Woooooow
Stop having a boring knife
Stop having a boring life
@@FHDTV ayyyyyy
hotel = trivago
Another Dutch person that plays league of legends. Fk yaaah hey uwu
His “Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini” always makes me think “obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice”
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
😂
@@hannahduggan3599 ODD PARENTS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS
What bikini?
@@joaquinvaleri7022 Bikini Bottom
“Guys were gonna make America skinny again one SLAP at a time”.
Obese health rates drops to 0%
Yes, just yes
Cuts to fat guy who loves it
I read it when he said it at the same time. Coincidence?
LiL Jerry I think not!
Puts hot dogs and cheese
Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life
It must be done in that order. That's why everyone is so jacked up, they try to stop having a boring life before they take care of the tuna situation
Ouh... stop being so stupid kid
Words to live by.
@@chickmagnet1497 🤣
Your gonna have an exciting life
“life’s hard enough as it is you don’t wanna cry anymore”
Ariya C 14 yo girls: *insert crying cat meme*
This man knows me
Ariya C i felt that
@@zarashaikh5705 girl i think we all did haha
I love this line
been 13 years and this shit still fucking slaps. Never have I been more sold on something than this commercial. If people advertised their products like this today they would make TONS of sales
Not only does it slap, it also chops!
this invented slapping?
“Tacos
Fettuccine
Linguini
Martini
Bikini”
Tortellini?!?
sounds like a line straight out of a Pitbull song
Hello
Irma Rodríguez D:
Zucchini
_STOP HAVING A BORING TUNA. STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE._
*I felt that*
14 year old boys: that was deep
@@NightwolfSteve 20 yr old me "I felt that"
U now have 1 thousand likes, congrats
Thx for a like random person
Give me 20 of those!!!
Stop having a boring tuna
Stop having a BORING life
Xd
*"Now your going to have a nice tuna salad, your going to have an exciting life now"*
Getting attacked by a commercial from 9 years ago
;(
Ur chanel photo awwwwww its sooo cute
The fact that he swished that over the shoulder throw into the sink in the middle of the 4 min take was epic af 😂👌
Man yeeted before yeet was a word
I mean the clip cut like 10 seconds before or something but still
In the Spanish version he takes down the shades in the back
You need to go outside and touch some grass.
@@Gmo401speak English.
“Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t want to cry anymore”
LOL
This had me weak 😭😭😭
Dudes living in 2019 in 2009
Got me...
😔
I’m dead man idk why I’m watching this but yes. I love it
1:34 was pretty awesome tbh. The fact he threw it in the sink perfectly
Staged?
Forreal tho lol
It probably took a long time to perfect
In the Spanish version he threw it right to the window. Yes, he broke the goddamn window 👌
@@deadniell I didn't know I needed that 😂
*Slap Chop Executives 2019*:
“why are we suddenly seeing a massive influx in sales?”
“Well it appears that TH-cam is recommending our 10 year old commercial to everyone”
Also from the meme
@@zodtastelikeapotato Yeah but the meme is ten years old too
You didn’t *Bold* your comment right.
Cesar I know I don’t know *why* it didn’t work 😞
Dont forget the _graty_
to be fair. The slap chop was pretty cool. Still have mine. Still works. nearly 20 years later.
Would you recommend it? I am thinking about buying it
Does it slap?
how does it slap?
That's great. You always wonder about lifespan.
He didn't actually "create" it though. He was a nobody pitchman years ago at flea markets, and saw an item there very similar to this. He slapped his name on it and sold it. Quite successfully.
This man could sell shoes to a man with no feet.
For reals he can sell a watch to someone with no arms
Yes, he really could Ricardo.
He could sell hats to a beheaded man
He could sell rings to fingerless people. He could sell prescription glasses to blind people. He could sell gel to bald people. He could sell braces to teethless people. He could sell pants to legless people. He could sell shaves to nonbearded people,
Wow this blew up while I was gone
“Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.” That’s gonna be my senior quote.
I might do the same lol
Me to
what senior quote lol rip senior year
I mean same
Unbearable how very creative.
“You hate making salad that’s why you don’t have any in your diet”
Sure that’s why.
😉
lol
Imagine mentioning a sub reddit out of reddit
Caden I mean yeah, the labor to make it is exhausting
I don't actually hate "making salad",
I hate "salad".
"you're gonna love my nuts" will never fail to make me laugh.
I have a tough time believing that that was not intentional...there is literally no way
@alexperson4503 of course it's intentional. The whole ad is filled with double entendres.
'If I can do it with one finger, you can use your whole hand"
"'til your Bifocal curious!"
"You can do it with one finger or you can do it with your whole hand" ;)
You add the pickle
"Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini" This guy is on a different wave. Just awesome
He was high on coke when he filmed this
0:54
@Naoto Is it Ive never tried it but he sure makes me want one 😂
And then he says "you're gonna love my nuts" 🤣🤣🤣 this is the best marketing ever!!
Oh 9 years and comment is fresh 😅😅
Speech 10/10
Presentation level 99999
Basket skill : Heavenly
Precognition level : God.
Hotel: Trivago
EvenclicK you just one upped a joke
So I guess trump stole his slogan make America skinny again
Low key Trump has a Slap Chop 😭💀🤷🏽
1000th person to like your comment! 👌
@@sosweetbaby4 trump invested in slap chop
Orange Man Bad amirite guyz??? Lulz Drumpf hahahahha
make america great again was a reagan slogan
“Life is already hard as it is, you don’t need to cry anymore!”
Lol 😂
"Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life". Damn, I felt that in my heart😞💘
Yeah but you can slap your troubles away with the Slap Chop
thats deep
@@chickmagnet1497 i can yeet my troubles away into the abyss with slap chop😩
@@yeetboy9103 thank you🥺
@@jillianelise5 but isn't it supposed to be slapped-
"Life is hard enough as it is you don't wanna cry anymore"
Damn that was close to home
@The Legend of Texas hahaha very funny
I read this as he said it, weird.
@The Legend of Texas Weirdo 😂
When you are a coalburner life is like that
😂😂😂 he gets it
'Life hard as it is, you don't want to cry anymore," *Dawg I Felt That* ✊😔
You made my night
I know. It breaks my heart.✌☺💜
Daniel Eccleston honestly he did
"You're gonna love my nuts"
"This is making you cry, this is making me cry. You don't wanna cry anymore"
"Fettuccine, Linguine, Martini, Bikini."
Best of 👍
“Stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”
I got this as a youtube ad, i don’t know why considering how old it is
Same
I did not know this was not just a troll
Same here, and I live in Europe and couldn’t even order this if I wanted to.
Same
it’s from 2011
“Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life” - words of a wise man
Ikr
The question is, is he still alive?
Mokoffee e yay let’s add spikes
Fuckin kpop Stan
@Mokoffee e
Stop stealing comments social virgin koreaboo and get some friends
"Life's hard enough, you don't wanna cry anymore"
Mood
Copper What
Stfu
Damn
all in the comments and this comment is queer.
Dang I remember watching this commercial on tv growing up 😂 This guy had me sold for this product even as a young child.
I'm 20 now and i swear i remember this commercial from when i was probably 5 cause my dad showed me it. I thought "you're gonna love my nuts" was the peak of comedy... kinda still is
"This is making me cry, this is making you cry. Life's hard enough as it is"
True words of wisdom
Read this as he said it
r/me_irl
Him: Life is hard enough as it is you don't want to cry anymore
Me: sold
Finally someone who noticed
vladimir1256 I know aye😂
R I G H T
O shit that's deep
RULE 69 the only time some one should use the word deep is when there is a hole involved
There is so much chaotic energy in this video
SLAPSLAOSLAPSLAPSLAP
"Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore"
Chaotic neutral
This reminds me of scout
*CHAOS CHAOS*
the fact that this is a 13 year old video with brand new comments all over it just shows how impactful Vince is. just one of those rare souls that comes along. God I wish I had a Slap Chop and a Graty right now
No, it shows how goofy the algorithm is. I have no idea why this would be recommended to me
Damn I’m 9 years late can I still call you and order?
You can still always buy it on they're website since its still up and going or on Amazon lol
its in my local dollar store HHAHAHAHHAHA
@chiru G why bro? Explain pls
@chiru G it looks pretty handy c'mon explain
@chiru G why? Explain
“Tacos, Frettachini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini”
I agree.
Zeop watch out uncultured rappers, i think we found our selves a new rapper in town
TOTELLINI
Hotel?, Trivago
It's an itsy bitsy teeny weeny grater for your fettuccine
Cappelini
*Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t wanna cry anymore*
I felt that
you copied "andrea"'s comment
jiggle skittle I didn’t see her comment so- I’m sorry for something I didn’t see? 😂
@@snowtooth its okay
Even the commercials were full of quality 20 years ago. 😂😂😂
"Life is hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore"
Damn das deep
Changed my life 😂
Hit too close to home
I feel attacked
A visionary 😂
(⊙_◎)
“Stop having a boring tuna”
*Speech 100*
but.. i like boring tuna
Depressed tuna
"Stop having a boring life."
“Your gonna love my nuts”
Lol
"Guys we're gonna make America skinny again one SLAP at a time."
We did it boys, Obesity is no more!
Finally, Mexico has the fattest people!
That part killed me 😂
Koi Koyota okay?
Richard 1 obesity rate drops to 0
@@VerirrterWaschbaer no Americans.
This guy’s sheer charisma and passion alone already sold me on the slap chop
1:35 let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that he threw that in the sink without looking
took at least 100 takes though
In the spanish version he throws it at the window and literally *destroys* the blind
WHY DID I HEAR SHATTERING
@@furrytwink yeah
XD
Tacos 🌮
Fettuccine 🍝
Linguine 🍝
Martini 🍸
Bikini 👙
Stefan Rajpatty tortellini.
*What.....?*
Squidward Tortellini Dude. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen our documentary, but I’m like your biggest fan. I’m also a goofy goober. You will learn to love me. There is a lot more to me than my kiddy sponge of a body.
words to fucking live by
2019 humor bois
tacos. fettuccine. linguini. martini.
*bikini.*
PAH!
ТОRTELLINI!
Fellaini
I'm sold.
I was looking for the comment that said this
He actually made a comedy movie. The inappropriate comedy movie it’s called it’s good. Vince, my man
“It’s worthless forget about it” *throws* *machine* *into* *hell* *portal*
shannon clark
I too believe my kitchen sink is a portal to hell. Dishes disappear all the time in that shit, and I have no idea where they go.
shannon clark he literally did that as I was reading your comment AND I'm the 999th person to like this comment??? God is coming for me
This comment gives me LIFEE........LiFeEeEeEe
0:54 "you're gonna love my nuts"
1:35 is nobody gonna talk about how my dude just made a perfect shot to the sink?
nah
For the latinamerican version it actually land on the window... It's hilarious
It's probably not him throwing it, he threw it above outside of the frame and maybe someone else threw a duplicate down into the sink?? Just a theory tho maybe he's just talrnted
They obviously practice this and do it over and over again
Kiwiflavoredyoghurt they more likely filmed multiple takes and that one made it in
I wont lie, Vince actually makes me wanna buy these products.
It’s not that bad
Same
@meow bastard ??
He slap chopped a prostitute high on coke.
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THIS FANTASTIC PRODUCT
This man looks like if The Joker was normal, this what he'll be doing...
its worthless
*throws in the sink*
FORGET ABOUT IT
oi m8 right 😂😂😂😂
KOBE!
This
Tuna
Looks
B o R i N g
276 likes,0 replies? Give him 100,00,000,000,000,0000,00,000,00,000 replies and likes
Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life
2:29 Top 10 Rappers Eminem was Afraid to Diss
Lol
IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣😂 NICE ONE
Lol
Lmao
Lol
I could watch this every day
I do watch this every day
Why tf is this in everyone's reccomendation suddenly lol
*Stewie voice* That's what I said
That's what she said
Yea fr😂😂
0k subs no life challenge I’m not the only one?
ikr
"Life's hard as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore"
F A C T S
this line alone sold me on the entire product.
Very true, also I thought ur profile pic was Waluigi for a few seconds until I looked at it more closely.
But that's why i cry tho, because life is hard 😂
Omg thats so very deep im vary depressed and suicidal.
@@StoryScrollzen I am going to listen to lincoln park because this is so deep and me vary sad.
*9 years later* Can I still call now?
Yeah, I want this shit now
I want this shit high key tho
@@KratKrit SAME
Imagine; Vince commenting "no"
For real
"One slap. SALAD!"
I AM loving this!
"life's harder as it is, you don't want to cry anymore"
y this man is so relatable af..
Cause it's general and normal that humans feel sometimes that life can be hard and get sad
Making sports makes you hungry and you are sleepy at night. Am I also relatable
@@senecathefuka441 no
@@vp3841 : (
666 likes oof
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wow this is the first time I like an ad
These types of ads are very much needed in this era of dull and nonsensical ads. I always wonder at this point how any of these companies think their boring ads are even going to make me consider their product
Agreed 💯💯💯
Vince is magic
Yep
You'd like Vat19
Their youtube channels are basically half ads like this, one fourth sponsors and one fourth random fun bullshit
2:29
'Tacos,fettuccini,linguini,martini,bikini'
The guys a whole mood
💀🤣
Bars
Love how he just says bikini just to rhyme
Tortellini!?
He looks like he should be in the scooby doo movie, so it really checks out.
Thanks for unlocking a memory Arno
Same
Same
Man, infomercials wouldn’t be so annoying if this dude was in all of them lol.
To bad thus guy has infamous reputation.
@@fetstollotstef3075 ...uh oh
@@r.l.2313 case about beating prostitute got into prison.
This guy above me is gay because he didnt say no homo.
Fetstol lotstef i mean it did say the hooker bite his tongue first from what ive heard and he did it for self defence (might be wrong)
*I don't know if this is the worst or best recommendation I ever got from TH-cam*
*"life is hard enough, you don't need to cry more"*
*"stop having a boring life"*
I feel exposed
Me too man
Same
😢😢😢
I'm the thousandth like
Aimiko stop having boring tuna
“We’re gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time.”
Every time you go for the cake and cookies... SLAP! 😆
He must be a basketball player in his free time. That shot at 1:35 was cleeeean
He did it in Spanish and crashed the blinds
Héctor Fernando Ricárdez Lara lmaooo
Take 37, and go
"Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini"
Put that on my tombstone
same that what i needed in life
Lol
That's all you need.
New Lamborghini
Eminem is none
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly,
He slap dem snaccs
Why's there a modern meme in the comment section of this relic? Oh, right...TH-cam's claaassic reccomendations.
You ruined it when you put the snacc in plural
Strooly fortnite pfp stfu
Lmao
fortnite lol
“If I can do her with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand” best underrated quote.
Whoa, I didn't catch that
"Stop having a boring life"
I feel it is a personal attack against me.
Chops the fucking tuna
"you're gonna have an exciting life now"
That nut joke doesn’t seem right.
Pizza Lover “you can do it with one finger or your whole hand” “even kids can do it”
Lol #2019gang
YoUr GoNnA LoVe My NuTs WaTcH tHiS
You can do everything in the cover
Scytxhx死 erm...you won’t understand
“Tacos, fettuccine, linguini,martini, bikini” I wheezed
i think half of that quote was from snoop dogg in californa girls by katy perry lmao
Tacos, fettuccine, linguini, martini, squidward tortilini
MLG Michael Lol I wheezed
Bruh istg this guy is just spittin words out like a god 😂😂
ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ ｇｏｎｎａ ｌｏｖｅ ｍｙ ｎｕｔｓ
“Look one chop, SALAD!”
chunk of carrot, celery, and radish.
“Life’s hard enough as it is, you don’t want to cry anymore”
That was surprisingly Deep.
It sounds so depressing yet so inspirational, coming from a commercial
is this an actual product i might invest
update just realized i’m 9 years late and now i’m sad
They still sell it just search it up
skipper m it actually does not work good :’v
Lmao
I checked out and their website is still working
Come to my house ive got one
We're gonna make america skinny again.
*mission failed, we'll get 'em next time*
Somalia MM FX s
Sounds familliar. Where have I heard "Make America *blank* again"?
One slap at a time
This was like 8 years ago
Trump copied this guy
IlleagalBeagle the ultimate redpill
I literally watched an ad without being forced to its so good
“Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini”
Lil Nas X: *Hey Panini*
This needs more likes lol
@@none3900 lol didn't expected that
I saw this one coming 🤣
James Charles was gone in a blinkini
THIS COMMENT CURED MY SADNESS
“make america skinny again”
vince for president 2020
Yeah he would definitely be better then Trump
He's skinny
He's funny
And he's promoting a super helpful kitchen gadget
Lol not possible
Trump stole his gimmick
*“fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini”*
me: this man has bars wtf 😂
some of those lines are from snoop dogg lmao
even "in the cointaiNER comes with a twisTER" ay lmao im done
Tacooooo
Lil nas x: Hey Paini
Hes a better rapper than eminem
bro why dont we have ads like this today, this guy is so awesome
*_This man put his heart and soul into selling this product. Nine years later he is going to be so happy it finally payed off._*
He was a meme back in the day
He went to jail for beating a hooker after she bit his tongue
@@nukalegend did he slap chop her?
khakis i remember back in 2010/2011 seeing this shit in those youtube poop things. it’s crazy how memes have evolved
@@Liqoh YTPs are still around though?
"Fettucine linguini martini bikini" - Vince Offer spittin' straight facts
New lamborghini
TORTELLINI?!?
Bars
Houdini
Send me pic or your feetie
@@BoozledR6 xD
*adds carrots, celery, and onion*
“OnE sLaP...SaLaD!!”
The pickle egg thing did look good tho, almost potato salad but not quite
Have to come back to these classics once in a while.
1:49 "Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry any more"
*_WISENESS 100_*
You mean wisdom?
ye i forgot the word
nigga u mean wisdom
markaii excuse me, do u have the n word pass?
@@akus8844 why yes i do mr strange
"Life's hard as it is. You don't wanna cry anymore " I felt that
And he was absolutely right 😭🤚
@@minashortcakes5670 ye
Ew emo edgelord alert
@@mincraffkoolistgam4557 init 😂
So brocken 😔💔
"stop having boring tuna"
"stop having a boring life"
A philosopher once said
*yes*
Tufu
@@sallyhassan958 What?
@@_Hyunism i mean dahyun her name tufu or dubu, that girl in you pic
@@sallyhassan958 OOHHHH oke oke.. 👌 Yeah I like Dahyun too she is our master in our ministry 🤓
“We always watched this commercial, but never got the product”
- a wise man
Sure
“Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.”
Attacked
Stop having boring nuts
And I’m over here being someone who doesn’t even like tuna
@@aldinrobozone5769 Gotta start slapping em
🤣
@@mineko2219 “you see this bacon you don’t slap it enough you gotta slap the bacon just like the slap chop”
1:35 d-did he actually throw that thing into the sink without looking??
On the spanish ad he destroys the window
What an absolute chad
@@piranhabanana3125 link m8
Pro basketball player
@@nickryan6787 Lazy fucker. Just TH-cam "Slap Chop (Spanish Version)
". When I send the link on here it doesn't show up because the user has an antispam setting on. It's fucking hilarious, trust me.
I cant believe it i just actually watch 3 min ad without skipping
Tbh it was a good one
Me
we value our time and an advertisement is worth watching.
We added value to it because it means something special to some people.
If every ad had this guy's personality, I would never hit the skip button.