Beautiful plants aside, spooky atmosphere aside, humor and philosophy aside... That is the weirdest song replacement due to a copyright strike I've ever seen on TH-cam and I had to take a moment to cackle at the absurdity! Oh man, keep doing what you do cause this is great, all of it!
If you’re gonna keep playing in the dark, you should pick up a UV flashlight, and see what fluoresces. A fluorescing inflorescence would be a helluva thing.
I feel blessed, thankful for your sharing. I've never heard of parasitical no-energy producing non-photosynthetic orchids before. The biotope seems incredibly interesting, with the fungi and plant intertwinement, which kind of drearily sends me spiraling into magic of evolutionary origin histories of plants and fungi, as if the Cephalanthera austiniae would be some weird kind of abstract exponent and portal to those processes, just on the basis of its ephemeral aesthetics. Anyway. I'll probably never get to see such a biotope, nor plant, in my lifetime, as I'm on another side of the world where there are no forests and as this biotope is scarce and disappearing anyway, so I probably shouldn't contribute to transportation pollution just to see it die off. So again, thank you so much. This was an experience.
Joey you just reminded me of going into the foothills above Senora, CA with a fellow I met at work 50 years ago. We were looking for orchids and this was among them. Bill was near 70 at the time who was raised in Martinez. He recalled when he was young a fellow with a beard who hung out with his grandfather. He was John Muir.
Thank you for a botany based summer-time spooktacular! It's the cinematographic rage that's sweepin the nation. A tweeker masterpiece tour de force. And the mid-show musical score? Sublime.
@@jamesdriscoll9405 So far that's bogus because the politicians are only taking care of wall street, corporations, and property developers. But, with 43 million unemployed, 2/3 under 30 because they did all the shitty service jobs that have been permanently obliterated...it may be necessary. Otherwise, these riots will continue.
Once you've had shit jacked by them once or twice, or had to clean up the garbage piles of weird bullshit they've left behind, you become acutely aware.
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt Those law and order types don't realize that they are literally causing the problem, or maybe they do and they just want to psh around someone who can't fight back.
@@evasartorius9528 Man I'm from Fresno, the drug lords pay protection money to the cops, and Dyer's lieutenants regularly get picked up by the feds for working with drug cartels (no idea how that fucker has managed not to go to prison yet, but the country's corrupt as fuck so probably that).
@@evasartorius9528 same with the pro-birth crowd, even in the face of (fresh) Irish numbers and on the gun issue (killing 7x as many households members and speeding plenty of suicide over supposed "use", over the same number with storage requirements and training).
Hey Joey! Your commentary is spectacular. Thank you. I swear I've seen this plant in the cascade and costal forests outside the southern Willamette Valley in Oregon. In fact they're everywhere in a lot of the older second-growth forests. Thanks for documenting this.
Got nothing of that in Scandinavia, but you sure make botany interesting, and as important, entertaining. They may not be fungi (nor of our psychedelic variant, which is better than yours,,, maybe), but the interactions of orchids on dead matter is just as fascinating. Gotta give kudos for your delivery, as well as roaming the bush like some tweaker who didn't notice its past twilight (very common here since the sun doesn't set this time of the year,, ie: twilight is night)
I have a big ol' Bigleaf Maple right outside the door- easy two foot diameter trunk and the canopy is at least 80' wide. It overhangs the second-story deck and provides awesome green shade in the summer.
I wish I would have commented on your videos months ago, because I live in Siskiyou County and would have loved to go out for a walk with you on your recent visit. We've been keeping track of the Phantom Orchids, Washington Lillies and Leopard Lillies on our daily walks around Lake Siskiyou in Mt Shasta, There's a trail in McCloud that you'd love. If you find yourself in our part of Siskiyou Co, give me a shout if you'd like to go for a walk with a couple of locals who'd like to share your knowledge of our native plants.
If any of you guys are in Illinois, go to the Leroy oaks forest preserve. It has some great spots, and it’s very diverse plant wise. Great fishing place too.
In Michigan we have Monotropa Uniflora otherwise known as 'Indian Pipes' or 'Ghost plants'. Never knew or bothered to think much about what they were 'til now. Haven't seen any in years. Something for my bucket list to look for along with Dutchman's Britches and Lady Slippers.
reminds me of spotting Monotropa uniflora . . . spotted them one day while being the only one who ate lunch outside at an office park in Mass. . . . strange to see a plant without chlorophyll. [ p.s. - keep up the good work even if it don't pay ]
You spot any hanging woven twigs? Love them found footage movies. Nice job finding Orchids. I think all I've ever spotted were the Epipactis. We do have some big Maples in the Hayward ravines...water flowing by them most of the year..at least half. Big trunks. Cows have done in the replacements in Garrin Park. Its either the old monarchs or the seedlings...nothing in between.
Funny thing about mango, I can play in a mango tree all day and be fine, but don't like fresh mango. My older brother loves fresh mango but gets the itch terribly. So, I'd peel and wash mangos for him.
For the first time in 11 years the Big Leaf Maples haven't gotten white leaf mold ,they're looking really good. The mold was caused from the rainy period shifting into May when the leaves are young.
I live in the PNW and our bigleaf maple trees get huge! I've heard you can tap them for their sap in the early spring and while the sap has a lower sugar content than east coast sugar maple, I've heard it's delicious.
I still remember the first time I saw one (after a decade and a half of wanting to). It was in a city park in Portland, OR (mind you, a very large park with old-growth trees in places). I was zoning out at the end of a long day identifying plants, and a minute after I saw it and walked past I said “Wait! Did I just say ‘phantom orchid’ a minute ago?” and backtracked. I’ve seen them several times since, including once in a city park in Seattle.
Please make a video on monotropa uniflora, I follow a few pages on facebook and I keep seeing all these yams making potions out of it. There's no good videos about it yet.
Fascinating orchid! What was the species of Hexastylis in the first minute of the video? bottom right to center of screen. Edit. Sorry. Question answered in later part of video. Asarum hartwegii, looks alot like Hexastylis in the east.
Hey I was wondering if you knew about the picture this app, the plant identification app, I was skeptical of it at first because I know how wide spread and complicated botany can be, but I tried it and it seems to work. I’m not giving it too much credit I’ve seen it make mistakes, but it seems to be pretty good at identifying the family and the genus, which is interesting enough for me right now, I’m still relatively new to this, I was just wondering if you have an opinion on it.
For people just starting to learn it's worth it, so long as you're paying attention to flower morphology and morphological patterns among plant families. Check out the flower morphology video I did a few months back. Plenty of links and book recommendations in there. Next to going to a botanic garden that has everything labeled properly, going out into the world to observe the shit firsthand, even if using a plant ID app, is the best way to learn - as long as you're being observant and asking questions.
I used that a few times and then they wanted money...I started using one called Plant Net, works about the same. Mixed results, that I don't always trust, but its better than nothing if you don't know what you're looking at.
@@nachoaz6294 I don't recommend anything else besides inaturalist. If you upload a photo and click the "view suggestions" tab at the top it has AI that uses flower and leaf morphology as well as what has been observed nearby to decipher what you might be lookig at. In areas where there are lots of people using the app, like most populated areas in North America and Europe, it is extremely helpful. In the Atacama desert or New Caledonia for instance, though, it is useless. But I imagine all plant ID apps would be in those places, too.
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt O hell yeah. Just downloaded this and looks good. I've got one that I could never identify on the others or find anywhere else in research. I've only seen it in one place and maybe just not catching it at the best time of the year to get a good ID. I'll check it out on here.
Honestly the ads actually add to the effect! I live for these "do you approve of trump " ads, but then I get goofy urban garden ads, or fiskars... I'm particularly fond of the movie ads tho. I just turn them down, but I like to imagine how Tony would react if he were watching it with me.
Hello there, enjoyed it very much the orchid with no chlorophyl. Have you ever heard of "The Lost Maples"? yes, they are in central Texas. It's just a maple forest that is lost.... look it up.... it's for real. No kidding.
I only just learned that moths pollinate loads of plants at night. I was drunk so I dunno where I read that tho... edit: I just googled it and it's common knowledge. Guess I should read more and drink less :(
@@gordslater thanks, I know lots of desert plants get pollinated that way (sphinx mothseven look a little like hummingbirds in flight) but this seemed kind of fragile and the wrong shape for moth pollination.
Wait- I thought aphids were green from the chlorophyll in the plants they eat... So why are these aphids green? They had to have come from a nearby chlorophyllous plant... right?
You're simultaneously being a better comedian than most stand-ups today and a better naturalist than most humans.
Hard to go wrong with spooky botany
Beautiful plants aside, spooky atmosphere aside, humor and philosophy aside... That is the weirdest song replacement due to a copyright strike I've ever seen on TH-cam and I had to take a moment to cackle at the absurdity! Oh man, keep doing what you do cause this is great, all of it!
If you’re gonna keep playing in the dark, you should pick up a UV flashlight, and see what fluoresces. A fluorescing inflorescence would be a helluva thing.
I love that iridescent shimmer in white orchids. There's so much great natural sparkle in nature.
I feel blessed, thankful for your sharing. I've never heard of parasitical no-energy producing non-photosynthetic orchids before. The biotope seems incredibly interesting, with the fungi and plant intertwinement, which kind of drearily sends me spiraling into magic of evolutionary origin histories of plants and fungi, as if the Cephalanthera austiniae would be some weird kind of abstract exponent and portal to those processes, just on the basis of its ephemeral aesthetics. Anyway. I'll probably never get to see such a biotope, nor plant, in my lifetime, as I'm on another side of the world where there are no forests and as this biotope is scarce and disappearing anyway, so I probably shouldn't contribute to transportation pollution just to see it die off. So again, thank you so much. This was an experience.
Joey you just reminded me of going into the foothills above Senora, CA with a fellow I met at work 50 years ago. We were looking for orchids and this was among them. Bill was near 70 at the time who was raised in Martinez. He recalled when he was young a fellow with a beard who hung out with his grandfather. He was John Muir.
Joey, you knock it out of the park everytime.
Welcome to the CPBBD Tweaker edition of The Blair Witch Project
The tow truck message really makes this whole thing 👌
Thank you for a botany based summer-time spooktacular! It's the cinematographic rage that's sweepin the nation. A tweeker masterpiece tour de force. And the mid-show musical score? Sublime.
Hey Joey, you put any more serious thought into your tweaker conservation corps? I think it's a pretty friggin good idea
I've seen comments on other channels hinting they are looking at bringing back the CCC, to build monuments to commemorate our times.
@@jamesdriscoll9405 That would get me off my ass to vote.
@@jamesdriscoll9405 The CCC was brought back in 1964 as JOB Corps, and more recently Americorps.
@@The_Garden_of_Fragile_Egos True, but what I heard was rumors of bringing it back up to depression era strength.
@@jamesdriscoll9405 So far that's bogus because the politicians are only taking care of wall street, corporations, and property developers. But, with 43 million unemployed, 2/3 under 30 because they did all the shitty service jobs that have been permanently obliterated...it may be necessary. Otherwise, these riots will continue.
Just ordered my first crewneck department of unauthorized forestry! Your channel is gold, both in knowledge and humor. Thanks brother
that’s like one of the coolest most goth flowers ever! give jack a scritch for us since he puts up with so much hahah
I love your acute awareness of the tweaker population. As a former tweaker I find it hilarious.
Once you've had shit jacked by them once or twice, or had to clean up the garbage piles of weird bullshit they've left behind, you become acutely aware.
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt Those law and order types don't realize that they are literally causing the problem, or maybe they do and they just want to psh around someone who can't fight back.
Former is a good step
@@evasartorius9528
Man I'm from Fresno, the drug lords pay protection money to the cops, and Dyer's lieutenants regularly get picked up by the feds for working with drug cartels (no idea how that fucker has managed not to go to prison yet, but the country's corrupt as fuck so probably that).
@@evasartorius9528 same with the pro-birth crowd, even in the face of (fresh) Irish numbers and on the gun issue (killing 7x as many households members and speeding plenty of suicide over supposed "use", over the same number with storage requirements and training).
You should give a tour of your backyard garden. It would be very interesting to see what you got growing.
Jack no longer knows if he's bein spoken to or if Joey is shoutin at us...
Only you would post orchids at night. Much love man. This is why I subscribed
The night photos/video are awesome!
Hey Joey! Your commentary is spectacular. Thank you. I swear I've seen this plant in the cascade and costal forests outside the southern Willamette Valley in Oregon. In fact they're everywhere in a lot of the older second-growth forests. Thanks for documenting this.
Fat shaming Jack is a delightful easter egg in these videos.
U should take a trip to western NC and do a vid on the magnolia macrophyllas and tripelatas
Joey, are you still doing your drawings?
I'm looking for a way to commission a couple if you still have any time on your hands. let me know
Come back to Butte County, California...MotherNature is so resilient after wildfires! Some species I don't recognize.
Ah mahn. Lost in the woods realness. 💕🇿🇦 Sending love 🤗🌍
Thank you for being you.
Hey, Joey! I voted for your exquisite photo of this orchid on Calflora. Glad to see your contributions.Very nice.
A beautiful orchid, the was that life and variations in form, feature & function is a truly fascinating thing 🙌
Joey has that David Lynch lighting going on in that video lol
It's like the trust fund kid of the plant world. Still beautiful. Thank you.
Got nothing of that in Scandinavia, but you sure make botany interesting, and as important, entertaining. They may not be fungi (nor of our psychedelic variant, which is better than yours,,, maybe), but the interactions of orchids on dead matter is just as fascinating. Gotta give kudos for your delivery, as well as roaming the bush like some tweaker who didn't notice its past twilight (very common here since the sun doesn't set this time of the year,, ie: twilight is night)
I have a big ol' Bigleaf Maple right outside the door- easy two foot diameter trunk and the canopy is at least 80' wide. It overhangs the second-story deck and provides awesome green shade in the summer.
"Spongy Duff" is the name of my new acoustic Blag Flag tribute band! What a coincidence, ya' prick! (Come to Washington!!)
I second Spongy Duff's Washington request.
I third the WA request
Black flag? or am I out of the loop on the pnw hardcore scene
You should meet with Nick Zentner, a geologist, who knows very little botany, but a lot about PNW geology.
@@jamesdriscoll9405 That would be a collab of dreams. Patrick (age 6) might have to cover his ears, though.
I wish I would have commented on your videos months ago, because I live in Siskiyou County and would have loved to go out for a walk with you on your recent visit. We've been keeping track of the Phantom Orchids, Washington Lillies and Leopard Lillies on our daily walks around Lake Siskiyou in Mt Shasta, There's a trail in McCloud that you'd love. If you find yourself in our part of Siskiyou Co, give me a shout if you'd like to go for a walk with a couple of locals who'd like to share your knowledge of our native plants.
We also have some massive Acer macrophyllum in the central and southern Sierra Nevada extending down to Tulare county.
I have seen in Mt Hood National Forrest in Oregon
“Kinda dark but kind of jolly like some of my favorite people” ❤
In the bush, in the dark!! What could be better?? Thanks for bringing these things to light for us.
At night (HAHAHA fucking vehicle claim) the ghost orchid looks like an underwater plant to me.
This is good timing, I just rewatched Adaptation the other day.
If any of you guys are in Illinois, go to the Leroy oaks forest preserve. It has some great spots, and it’s very diverse plant wise. Great fishing place too.
That toxicodendron literally gave me chills
Can confirm on the maples and tweakers in Washington.
Must be nice having rich soils build up and NOT having it periodically get removed by glaciation. SMH you guys have it so easy
Rich souls due to the whole state burning down yearly. But I hear you, I’m in Texas, all clay and or limestone..
In Michigan we have Monotropa Uniflora otherwise known as 'Indian Pipes' or 'Ghost plants'.
Never knew or bothered to think much about what they were 'til now.
Haven't seen any in years.
Something for my bucket list to look for along with Dutchman's Britches and Lady Slippers.
love you bud you are blessed
reminds me of spotting Monotropa uniflora . . . spotted them one day while being the only one who ate lunch outside at an office park in Mass. . . . strange to see a plant without chlorophyll.
[ p.s. - keep up the good work even if it don't pay ]
You spot any hanging woven twigs? Love them found footage movies.
Nice job finding Orchids. I think all I've ever spotted were the Epipactis. We do have some big Maples in the Hayward ravines...water flowing by them most of the year..at least half. Big trunks. Cows have done in the replacements in Garrin Park. Its either the old monarchs or the seedlings...nothing in between.
Funny thing about mango, I can play in a mango tree all day and be fine, but don't like fresh mango. My older brother loves fresh mango but gets the itch terribly. So, I'd peel and wash mangos for him.
Thank You!
believe me: *anyone* else makin videos in the dark of night deep in the woods - I'd avoid them like the plague
Wow! Wow! Wow! That really is a banger orchid.cheers for your vids mate.
Keep up with the interesting content, maybe make it over to Marin County sometime 😉
For the first time in 11 years the Big Leaf Maples haven't gotten white leaf mold ,they're looking really good.
The mold was caused from the rainy period shifting into May when the leaves are young.
I live in the PNW and our bigleaf maple trees get huge! I've heard you can tap them for their sap in the early spring and while the sap has a lower sugar content than east coast sugar maple, I've heard it's delicious.
I still remember the first time I saw one (after a decade and a half of wanting to). It was in a city park in Portland, OR (mind you, a very large park with old-growth trees in places). I was zoning out at the end of a long day identifying plants, and a minute after I saw it and walked past I said “Wait! Did I just say ‘phantom orchid’ a minute ago?” and backtracked. I’ve seen them several times since, including once in a city park in Seattle.
What park?
john smith sounds like Forest Park
@@johnsmith-xv3dl Washington Park
Oh lord this is beautiful
very spooktacular
Must be kinda nice with your whole body living underground.
It’s nice just to listen to you talk 🤷🏻♀️
This reminds of so much of where Im at in BC, so many of these plants here! Great to hear more on these
Beautiful
Enjoy your work (very much )
From lsraeli native
Pollinators :\ Wonder what the orchid looks like when it first come out?
Thank you! I REALLY needed this beautiful distraction. (feeling much less homicidal, too)
And, I need a burrito.
There is shaman level mojo somewheres in there. Maybe
@@qzh00k far out.
Definitely come to my farm in southern Oregon and let's do a show together!!!!! On wild foraged plants!!
Aphid killer. How nice of him, he protects the Cephalanthera sp. plant from those suckers...
I thought I was watching an episode of Twin Peaks, for a minute.
Very cool orchids!
Please make a video on monotropa uniflora, I follow a few pages on facebook and I keep seeing all these yams making potions out of it. There's no good videos about it yet.
very cool find
Oh man! There's so much poison oak in this video that I'm starting to itch. How do you avoid touching it? Especially at night?
I just found some of those in Bellingham, WA a couple of days ago!!!
tons and tons and tons of them
Great one! Made me chuckle.
Washingtonian here. We DO, in fact, have the Fred Meyers.
that ocugar bit was hilarious
Fascinating orchid! What was the species of Hexastylis in the first minute of the video? bottom right to center of screen. Edit. Sorry. Question answered in later part of video. Asarum hartwegii, looks alot like Hexastylis in the east.
Hey I was wondering if you knew about the picture this app, the plant identification app, I was skeptical of it at first because I know how wide spread and complicated botany can be, but I tried it and it seems to work. I’m not giving it too much credit I’ve seen it make mistakes, but it seems to be pretty good at identifying the family and the genus, which is interesting enough for me right now, I’m still relatively new to this, I was just wondering if you have an opinion on it.
For people just starting to learn it's worth it, so long as you're paying attention to flower morphology and morphological patterns among plant families. Check out the flower morphology video I did a few months back. Plenty of links and book recommendations in there. Next to going to a botanic garden that has everything labeled properly, going out into the world to observe the shit firsthand, even if using a plant ID app, is the best way to learn - as long as you're being observant and asking questions.
I used that a few times and then they wanted money...I started using one called Plant Net, works about the same. Mixed results, that I don't always trust, but its better than nothing if you don't know what you're looking at.
@@nachoaz6294 I don't recommend anything else besides inaturalist. If you upload a photo and click the "view suggestions" tab at the top it has AI that uses flower and leaf morphology as well as what has been observed nearby to decipher what you might be lookig at. In areas where there are lots of people using the app, like most populated areas in North America and Europe, it is extremely helpful. In the Atacama desert or New Caledonia for instance, though, it is useless. But I imagine all plant ID apps would be in those places, too.
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt O hell yeah. Just downloaded this and looks good. I've got one that I could never identify on the others or find anywhere else in research. I've only seen it in one place and maybe just not catching it at the best time of the year to get a good ID. I'll check it out on here.
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't thank you, exactly the reply I was looking for, thank you so much for the plant identification inspiration.
thanks for sharing
catdaddy
Smush them aphids, smush them good, smush them like you know you should.
19:54
I guess we can rule out the idea of this guy; wandering alone ANd naked.
Honestly the ads actually add to the effect!
I live for these "do you approve of trump " ads, but then I get goofy urban garden ads, or fiskars...
I'm particularly fond of the movie ads tho.
I just turn them down, but I like to imagine how Tony would react if he were watching it with me.
Or I just type comments ts the whole time the ad plays... stupid TH-cam
I've seen big leaf maple in the San Bernardino mtns (Cold Creek)
Starting with poison oak makes for even more spooks. 😯
Gorgeous!
Hello there, enjoyed it very much the orchid with no chlorophyl.
Have you ever heard of "The Lost Maples"? yes, they are in central Texas. It's just a maple forest that is lost.... look it up.... it's for real. No kidding.
Pleistocene refugia.
Brilliant work. "Intact. Generally un-fucked with."
Joey The Badaceae - wanders around in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night with his camera gear to spread the botany love
😲 Amazing orchid
HOW ABOUT a small book project...southern Wisconsin "101 Racemes of Racine County"??
What pollinates these? Do they spread by rhizome? (Thanks so much for these videos; I'm learning so much.)
I only just learned that moths pollinate loads of plants at night. I was drunk so I dunno where I read that tho...
edit: I just googled it and it's common knowledge. Guess I should read more and drink less :(
@@gordslater thanks, I know lots of desert plants get pollinated that way (sphinx mothseven look a little like hummingbirds in flight) but this seemed kind of fragile and the wrong shape for moth pollination.
would you ever consider doing a youtube live stream?
The yellow slipper there, carotenoids? Any metabolic process happening? 🤔
A Vid On my birthday my man. Good Stuff
Thanks Man
Wait- I thought aphids were green from the chlorophyll in the plants they eat... So why are these aphids green? They had to have come from a nearby chlorophyllous plant... right?
Reminds me of ghost pipes or candy canes to
Can you make a hoodie that says your iconic tagline that you sign off with?
12:51 ants hurdling aphids for food
I hope your ad voiceover business takes off.