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Captain EO part 1 - SOME JERK WITH A CAMERA Season One
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 มิ.ย. 2015
- At long last, Some Jerk With A Camera tackles the single most bewilderingly inexplicable 3D movie Michael Jackson, George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola EVER created for the Disney parks! Fasten your non-existent seatbelts, '80s fans, and get ready for CAPTAIN EO to change the freakin' world! Part one of two.
DISCLAIMER: This video, like every video on this channel, is intended only for mature audiences. While the topic at hand is a form of media commonly associated with small children, the purpose of this video is to present a mixture of analysis and comedy about said media from a distinctly adult perspective, which may possibly include profane language and references to sex, drugs and/or violence. TH-cam, like many websites, collects personal data on its users. The Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) has made it illegal to collect personal data on children younger than 13, and rather than fix their own algorithm, TH-cam is essentially threatening to pass the blame onto content creators whose work may seem "attractive" to children. For these reasons, the producers of this video feel compelled to state, in no uncertain terms, that if you allow a child under 13 years old to watch this TH-cam channel, you are a bad parent or guardian.
First uploaded to Blip on September 12, 2011 and to Channel Awesome on November 21, 2014.
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Well star lord's father name is Ego, so you almost nailed it.
And yet somehow Captain EO being Star Lord’s father is less weird than the actual answer
6:17 I can't wait for that new Disney Parks Movie starring Armie Hammer and Gina Carano, directed by Joss Whedon, written by JK Rowling, and with music by Sia and Marilyn Manson.
Problem Solved!🍾
3:26 I’m here after the Weird Al movie mentioning this joke.
Wait, Star Lord's father is EGO. Guardians starts with G. Take out the G and you get...Captain EO!
Jackson Benight huh, guess jerk was right after all
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!
So that's where Max Rebo went after Jabba's Sail Barge exploded.
3:26
That joke is even funnier now that Weird Al’s completely accurate and 100% factual biopic has set the record straight about the whole Beat/Eat It debacle
Some Jerk Who’s A Precog!
There's a parody of this Weird Al parody called "Captain Eeyore"
Cool
You know the honey I shrunk the audience thing could work if they rethemed it after Ant-Man
Maybe for Marvel Land???? Please Disney.
Man I need to remember to "like" these videos I like so much I've watched each one dozens of times.
God, I love your editing.
3:57 Hanes?
wtf do underwear rock music and roller coasters have to do with each other.
oh wait...
Hanes is an underwear brand, and i guess at concerts people throw, underwear...
Meanwhile, I'm watching this while drinking from a Michael Jackson Pepsi can.
8:23 Looks like perfect timing was made for its Honey I Shrunk the Audience replacement, as it was also around the same time as my first Disney World trip. Unfortunately it's been eleven years since my last trip, just a couple of years before the King of Pop's passing, though I'm admittedly better off admiring Captain EO from a distance anyway.
No Lie: I think that spinning rock might be one of my earliest 3-D theme park movie memories.
Captain EO probably would have been a better dad than Ego.
I liked it better with the Doors The End playing in the background
Although the Country Bears one was an incredibly missed opportunity
"Captain EO is Star-Lord's father!"
-Tony Goldmark 2015
I was just ONE letter off...
th-cam.com/video/PtMU8nvZzOs/w-d-xo.html
I just launched the TV Tropes page that's an index for tropes about meteors, comets and asteroids. And naturally, I chose THE spinning rock as the page image. Of course, it can't spin, but you get the idea.
It's still one of the best shows they've played in those theaters
I remember absolutely nothing from this movie except the fact that something touched my leg during the fight scene and that I am terrified of sitting like a normal person since then
To me though, it makes more sense if Star-Lord is Captain EO's father.
I think what would’ve made 13:46-13:59 even better than it already is is if the “kid” picked up a lollipop to callback to the Country Bears video.
You'll notice in the Country Bears video, that lollipop shot was filmed in the Main Street gift shop where they sell them so I wouldn't have to buy any.
The Spinny Rock is still out there, somewhere…
I appreciate this review even if it's from a few years ago. Also I personally met Micheal Jackson when I was 14. Was an interesting experience.
I remember going to the Captain Eo show in 2011 with my family, it was the best experience!
What sound bite did you use for Hooter at 12:36
+Bart Simpson (CNDISMinion96) Zero Mostel yelling "THAT'S OUR HITLER!" in reaction to Dick Shawn's audition in The Producers. Dick Shawn also played the Commander in Captain EO.
I wonder if a ride based on the thriller music video would've worked? And if anyone would actually do it
uh no offense Jerk, I know you're joking and I don't mean to be a Comic Book Gal but Dick Shawn was already dead when Captain Eo was still running the first time around (it's something I accidently found out when those stupid Answers like sites was showing stuff)
Wait wait wait
Did the statue (well, rock) get you high?
*astronaut guitar solo*
I remember when I first saw it I really didn't want to go and see it... I ate my words after I saw spiny rock
10:14 - What, no cutaway to Hairy Waldo singing "The Way You Make Me Feel"?
That footage is tragically lost to history.
Please tell me that dangerous cd was fake.
I bet it was just a blank CD case with a piece of paper Jerk printed the album cover on.
8:23; so whose gonna tell jerk about "the simba cam" thats now popular at sporting events lol
13:41 Jerk with a Camera describes George Lucas
The original review was uploaded on my birthday?!!! (September 13th) AWEESOME!!!
13:41. Eh. Still sounds more entertaining than any of the Fantastic Beasts movies.
If the so-called "fans" hadn't been accusing Michael of so many things, he would probably still be alive today.
jerk, what are your thoughts on Captain EO closing again at Epcot
+littlejake4 Sad but inevitable. After the initial novelty of it coming back wore off, EO wasn't exactly much of a draw on either coast. Ah well, that's what TH-cam is for.
+Tony Goldmark Too bad Captain Eo closed at Epcot and replaced with a Disney Shorts 4D Show that really sucks
is it 4D?
R.I.P Captain EO at Epcot
:(
I know it hasn't closed, yet.
At 3:17 to 3:21 nice Percy Jackson reference Jerk
Honestly? Not intended. I've never even seen those movies.
Tony Goldmark, I’ve never seen them either, and what I heard is that the are awful. I was talking about the books. In the books Mr. D keeps calling Percy Jackson Peter Johnson to mess with him. By the way I love your videos.
I've never read the books either. Crazy.
I've never read the books either. Crazy.
Ah yes, the review where the one-sided love affair began. ;)
It’s such POOR wriTING to have THEM crash right inTO the hoMING beaCON
Later:
Buzz Lightyear basically joined the tea party and the mj pedo shit was basically confirmed
11:11, the song used strangely reminded of "The Girl Is Mine" off of the Thriller album...or am I imagining things?
Nope! That is, in fact, a snippet of Richard Cheese's cover of "The Girl Is Mine."
I find your lack of Magic Journey acid trips disturbing.
I only just now realized that the beginning of the review is a reference to the Thriller video. And here I thought you just really didn’t like Michael Jackson...
1:14 Is that Sursum Ursa?
+Wintermute01001 Nope. That's my friend Tina Guglielmi.
13:42 Either that or a weirder Daicon IV.
Hey Jerk, dunno if you've ever seen any Frankie Boyle stand-up but I recommend it. He's a Scottish comedian who's comedic style/subject matter you'll probably enjoy.
lol 😂
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Are they still not showing Captain EO in Cali?
RoninS636 Alas, Captain EO appears to be permanently closed in Disneyland. It still runs in EPCOT though (between movie previews of course).
I know this is supposed to be a time capsule but if this were made today where exactly would Roseanne and Cosby fit into this?
They'd be in the Supreme Leader's barbershop quartet alongside Harvey Weinstein and Mike Michaud.
deep down I knew you would probably include Michaud
@@TonyGoldmark And JewWario.
A rock!!!!😀
Tony, when will you be at Disneyland? I'm doing a review in the style of you and I want you to cameo. Also, I kinda want to see Honey, I Shrunk the Audience for having both the best part of Spaceballs and the best part of Monty Python.
What kind of cameo?
@@TonyGoldmark Just, like, dancing to Star Wars Disco, or something. I've only done a bit of the script so far. Will you be at Disneyland in August?
@@hickorymccay2994 No idea yet. But if all you need is a shot of me dancing, I can get that for you well before August.
@@TonyGoldmark Hey, I got an idea! Why not have a skit where you sue me for stealing your format?
@@hickorymccay2994 Send me a script via Twitter DMs and I'll tell you what I think.
What’s that song at 7:12
"Earth Song" by Michael Jackson. th-cam.com/video/XAi3VTSdTxU/w-d-xo.html
Sha'mon
How do you get the characters to agree to being in the video?
+the999mann I approach them with a friend holding the camera and just start talking.
It's been 10 years since we lost Michael Jackson.😔😔😔😔🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Good riddance to that kiddie toucher
7:10 song?
"Earth Song" from HIStory.
Wait... Is Captain EO still not running in Cali? What about Epcot?
+Ricky Dupon/Ricky Takizawa/Agent North Dakota It was until last month, after which it was replaced by a Disney/Pixar short film festival.
Well That sucks
I take it Jerk really isn't too fond of "Honey I Shrunk The Audience"?
It wasn't BAD exactly - it was amusing the first couple of times. It just overstayed its welcome.
Hey Jerk, Since Honey I shrunk the audience is gone, it makes no sense to have Journey into Imagination now the way it is, they could bring the original journey back or at least change it to be somewhat better?
I hope they do.
But it will ever come back because of the documentary
Not likely.
Tony Goldmark oh
XD
Hey jerk are you ever going to review muppet vision or anything muppet related vsoon?
I've been considering a retrospective of the history of the Muppets at Disney parks.
+Tony Goldmark I would like to see that.
+Tony Goldmark c'mon Tony, the Muppets really need some love right now, especially after the latest show was cancelled and there's no clear future for the franchise.
We'll see. It'd help if Disney didn't suddenly block the 1990 "Muppets Go To Disney World" special from TH-cam for some fuckawful reason.
+Tony Goldmark basically you can find any site that has anything you want you search that thing on Google with the words "Watch Online". usually anyway.
I'm more the appropriated of you showcasing a childhood memory. Whilst my parents divorced nastily and corrosively during said 90's. This is one of the best memories of my early youth. Thank everyone that participated in this production of cinematic creativity that was ahead of the game. You can piggyback off their sucess and criticize their amazing achievements of a timeless Disney attractions and be played out on TH-cam trying to be original. While you comment on your on styfulled lack of imagination. Grow some hair and original ideas and hate less on true pioneers in real entertainment.
...I like trains.
"...on TH-cam trying to be original. While you comment on your on styfulled lack of imagination."
...He posted, while exercising his lack of imagination and originality in posting a shitty TH-cam comment, criticizing someone who put time and effort into at least MAKING A VIDEO posted there. SEE: Clueless IRONY
He can't make fun of Michael's voice, has he not heard himself
+Lathan Harris Compared to Michael I'm Ving Fucking Rhames.
I don't know what your on
Tony Goldmark I hope Disney will do something to bring Michael back to Disneyland. I say they do a brand new ride at an empty area at Disneyland or Disney World and have it feature remixes of MJs best work. How’s that for an idea?
@@TonyGoldmark Yep, ARBYS, WE HAVE THE MEATS!!!!
Where did you get the footage at 3:40?
Michael Jackson's "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough" video th-cam.com/video/yURRmWtbTbo/w-d-xo.html