Dude! I wasn't expecting to cry with one of your videos, but your little speech on why we love time travel films and not living in the past actually made me cry in just seconds. So deep and sincere.
+John Corigliano Thank YOU for shooting and uploading that footage! I couldn't find any other footage of most of the queue anywhere else on TH-cam, so I would've been screwed otherwise.
+Tony Goldmark It's funny you say that, cause when I was 22 shooting that, I always fully documented everything for future generations to enjoy, so you're very welcome. Would absolutely love to chat with you more. Been slowly getting into your shows, and I gotta say, the production value is perfect! Not a lot of videos make me smile a lot, but yours does.
+Tony Goldmark yeah jerk why didn't you use the this isn't over bears line in your country bears review, me and the nostalgia critic are so disapointed with you,we expected better from you
People asked me that A LOT when I first uploaded the Country Bears review, and it always pissed me off a little. The way I see it, the NC already did the perfect joke about that line reading ("He just noticed there's bears in the movie"). I couldn't think of a way to improve upon it, and I'm not a joke thief, so I ignored it. It was my first review and I hadn't quite grasped that a lot of the NC's audience LIKES the same damn thing over and over and over again. Silly me.
You know Jerk, I totally agree with you. I mean I love the "it's not over, bears" joke as much as the next NC fan who can't accept change. But this is YOUR show with YOUR jokes. And I also find the "That day is, tonight" line hilarious as well. Besides I admire people who don't follow the crowd and don't rely on whatever meme is the most popular at time. So kudos to you.
6:30 And then Professor Hulk revealed that none of those things can happen because changing the past creates multiple timelines. Hey, just keeping it relevant.
But then Loki discovered there are alternate timelines that are pruned to preserve a Sacred Timeline and falls in love with a female version of himself and no one can tell whether it's incest or masturbation, but then Doctor Strange proved that there are multiverses where he's possessed by the Necronomicon and becomes the Evil Dead while Ash Williams is a hotdog vendor.
@@Vesperitis also, Belos made a deal with the Collector to destroy the Boiling Isles, Doofenshmirtz took over the Tri-state area and named everyone Joe, Scooter is now a caged dancer, the Gingerbread Man is a cracker, Squidward is now alone forever, Family Guy is drawn by Disney, everyone in Agrabah learned about The Genies pop culture references and Adam Conover quit the ruining business. This is fun!
This is absolutely superb. Along with Goldmark's regular wackiness - and there's loads of that - he is willing to speak some heartfelt sentiment, his actual love for the attraction and the movies that inspired it. This is the most affecting performance I've seen him in, to date. And I would undoubtedly be even more affected...if I could see Parts 1 and 2 somewhere. Ah, well...perhaps that will make the future a good one.
Cool! That's a great costume! At first I was going to ask why your movements were so spastic, but than I remembered the winner's Oogieloves reference- are you imitating Mr. Clipboard's movements from FoodFight, or are you just exagerating Doc's usual craziness?
Been spending my snow day catching up on all your awesome content! Thanks for making awesome video reviews, and more importantly, using James Horners "We"re Back" theme - brought a tear to my little nerdy eye!
8:23-8:40 whenever Joker's release date would be announced. "We're are happy to announce that Joker's DLC will be released..... ON.................. VERY SOON IN THE NEXT ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE NEXT FEW MONTS!!!!!!" (CROWS BOOING) "BITE MEEEE!!"XD
You know your message seems fitting regarding other rides that have come and gone not just in Universal but Disney as well (minus the time travel aspect, but I digress...).
I’d pay so much money to watch Loud Atlas. Weirdly enough Christopher Lloyd and Tom Wilson are going to be a con I’m super hyped for so I guess that’s my cue to rewatch the trilogy
15:02 what is the music that plays here? Honestly, this part of the video was the most emotional for me because of just how emotional it really is compared to the rest of the video (sure he does interrupt it introducing the simpsons) but seeing how many fans there really were of this ride when i did exist really puts a smile on my face. It's incredibly nice knowing fans of the trilogy love this ride and are direct fans of it. I love how instead of getting emotional about the ride closing, they really enjoyed their last few minutes on it. Even though they knew it was closing, even though they knew they would never be able to experience it ever again, they still loved it. They still loved their last few moments on one of the best attractions of all time. It really goes to show just how powerful this ride was to so many people.
The music at that moment is "Flying Forward In Time" by James Horner, from his score for We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story. th-cam.com/video/oWEeSWQpy8U/w-d-xo.html
I also only got to ride BTTF the ride once, when I was like 6 on a vacation to Florida, unfortunately all I really remember of it was that the dinosaur part freaked me out (because I was a total scaredy cat)
I had the fortune back in 2002, at seven years old, to ride Back to the Future the ride on what was all around not my best trip. i used to be terrified of everything. BTTF was no exception, but I think I also had fun. looking back it really was cool, not knowing how it was done and just being immersed in this world all around you. I do enjoy The Simpsons ride quite a bit though, and still think the dome screen effect is effective.
This was however the orlando version, not the Hollywood version, though I don't think they were very different. Florida was (and still is) just a lot closer than CA... and even then it was pretty far away.
god, I gotta say, seeing the scenes where the nostalgia critic gets on Jerk's ass, they're a lot less funny given the whole channel awesome controversy.
Good news! Back to the Future is COMING BACK TO UNIVERSAL!! 🎉 🍾 🎊 Aaaaasss an Escape room experience…in Orlando…with Jurassic World. BUT HEY THATS s-something. 🤷
Now I just love the nostalgia critic is just the Michael Scott of channel awesome, it is so funny! I can just watch this, remembering the good old days of office
As a Sub-Semi-Special Guest Star, I feel obligated to mention that, as far as I know, on the 30th Anniversary Blu-Ray, the Ride Film is D-Box Compatible. I don't know if D-Box compatibility is something exclusive to the 30th Anniversary Blu-Ray or if it's also on the 25th Anniversary Blu-Ray, but I do think it's worth noting IF you have the D-Box Technology.
+guilmon182 I'll see what I can do. In the meantime, I made an initial reaction vlog about Jurassic World last year, if that satiates you: th-cam.com/video/1hQgqFY7tr8/w-d-xo.html
I noticed you made a couple of references to the 1993 animated movie, We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story. Did you re-watch that movie at the time you made this or was it something else?
Did you know there's an alternate ending of the ride where biff gets out of the delorean and then a bunch of manure drops on him? And he freaks out as the institute workers subdue him
3:44 I think he said “please bump me” but it’s not that clear and how does he know that will fix the problem, or did he just find it out the same way we the audience did and I’m an idiot?
Honest answer, because I couldn't think of a joke better than NC's "he just noticed there were bears in the movie." I didn't want to be a joke thief, so I just skipped over it.
@@TonyGoldmark You don't need to apologize, I'm just some rando on the internet. The video was a product of the time. I, and I'm sure many others, still love the videos.
I never got why people are so upset with this franchise. To me it was just a nice adventure story, but it wasn't close to Indy, Starwars, or LOTR. But if you and others love it, for whatever reason, then continue to love it.
After seeing your videos again, I think I know why I don't like these movies that much. Biff is just a bad villain. He is stupid, only gets by pure luck, and isn't a threat to Doc or Marty. After all he does get his butt kicked by Chris McGovern.
Tony Goldmark Thanks for correcting my spelling mistake. But even in the original movie he isn't that memorable. I think it would have worked better if he had been more violent and sociopathic. Like he was willing to murder, torturer, or anything else it would take to get more money and power. Instead we just got a clown who was just pretending to be scary.
Hey jerk (or tony,whatever you want to be called) what's the deal with spazzmaster and figment? I've seen figment in your shrek 4d review, what's the deal with him and spazzmaster?
+superreviewerable Charlie (aka Spazzmaster) for some ungodly reason LOVES Figment, and the new Journey Into Imagination ride. The rest of us can't stand that damn purple dragon.
So how many times did you and your time clones go back in time? Cause that's a lot of yous at the end there. Oh, and what's this thing with Spazzmaster and Figment this season? I don't follow his show, and the only other time I've seen his fondness for that poor excuse for a dragon was in your co-review of Fantasmic with Doggans.
+tscream80 Spazzmaster's mentioned liking the attraction in some other videos of his, most recently in his review of Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, where he is reminded of it during the Heffalumps & Woozles scene.
14:15 - This scene is particularly hilarious today, since nowadays Jerk barely puts up any videos and spends most of his time online rage-tweeting on Twitter about politics and such.
Why does that make me mentioning the DeLorean hero car and Japan clone of the ride particularly hilarious? Also, I still upload at least one video of some sort every month. Your channel has two six-month-old videos of a flight taking off and a flight landing. Wanna trade workloads?
Oh I know about it; even watched some of it after NC tackled it. Must've forgotten about it when I filmed this. But even then, Oogieloves -- aside from being on my mind around then...long story -- would also stand out as quite a credit to regret. That movie was, like, infuriatingly bad. ;)
Eh, FoodFight had ambition and potential. Oogieloves just wanted to bring back kids entertainment that talks down to them. And I actually don't think Christopher regrets FoodFight. He genuinely sounds like Mr. Clipboard was a fun role for him. He just looks dead in Oogieloves.
Well…the TVA must have had a busy day when they round up all of those Jerks so that the main Jerk could review the Simpsons Ride.
It’s canon now.
Turns out mistaking Il Neige and Film Brain is something the actual Doug Walker would do unironicly
Dude! I wasn't expecting to cry with one of your videos, but your little speech on why we love time travel films and not living in the past actually made me cry in just seconds. So deep and sincere.
The now awkward double whammy of a Kyle A. Carrozza cameo followed by a DelongeWannabe cameo...
Make that triple as D**g W*lk*r cameos in this video too
We need a George Lucas style special edition with prison bars cged in
It's so fantastic to see my video of the last BTTF ride featured in such an amazing video!! Thank you!
+John Corigliano Thank YOU for shooting and uploading that footage! I couldn't find any other footage of most of the queue anywhere else on TH-cam, so I would've been screwed otherwise.
+Tony Goldmark It's funny you say that, cause when I was 22 shooting that, I always fully documented everything for future generations to enjoy, so you're very welcome. Would absolutely love to chat with you more. Been slowly getting into your shows, and I gotta say, the production value is perfect! Not a lot of videos make me smile a lot, but yours does.
+Tony Goldmark yeah jerk why didn't you use the this isn't over bears line in your country bears review, me and the nostalgia critic are so disapointed with you,we expected better from you
People asked me that A LOT when I first uploaded the Country Bears review, and it always pissed me off a little. The way I see it, the NC already did the perfect joke about that line reading ("He just noticed there's bears in the movie"). I couldn't think of a way to improve upon it, and I'm not a joke thief, so I ignored it. It was my first review and I hadn't quite grasped that a lot of the NC's audience LIKES the same damn thing over and over and over again. Silly me.
You know Jerk, I totally agree with you. I mean I love the "it's not over, bears" joke as much as the next NC fan who can't accept change. But this is YOUR show with YOUR jokes. And I also find the "That day is, tonight" line hilarious as well. Besides I admire people who don't follow the crowd and don't rely on whatever meme is the most popular at time. So kudos to you.
6:30 And then Professor Hulk revealed that none of those things can happen because changing the past creates multiple timelines.
Hey, just keeping it relevant.
Also Goku Black killed the universe preventing the survival arc
But then Loki discovered there are alternate timelines that are pruned to preserve a Sacred Timeline and falls in love with a female version of himself and no one can tell whether it's incest or masturbation, but then Doctor Strange proved that there are multiverses where he's possessed by the Necronomicon and becomes the Evil Dead while Ash Williams is a hotdog vendor.
@@Vesperitis also, Belos made a deal with the Collector to destroy the Boiling Isles, Doofenshmirtz took over the Tri-state area and named everyone Joe, Scooter is now a caged dancer, the Gingerbread Man is a cracker, Squidward is now alone forever, Family Guy is drawn by Disney, everyone in Agrabah learned about The Genies pop culture references and Adam Conover quit the ruining business.
This is fun!
This is absolutely superb. Along with Goldmark's regular wackiness - and there's loads of that - he is willing to speak some heartfelt sentiment, his actual love for the attraction and the movies that inspired it. This is the most affecting performance I've seen him in, to date. And I would undoubtedly be even more affected...if I could see Parts 1 and 2 somewhere. Ah, well...perhaps that will make the future a good one.
I geeked out at hearing the We're Back score. I'm happy I'm not the only one who appreciates it.
I'm at 8:10 in the middle! It has been an honor being a cameo.
Cool! That's a great costume!
At first I was going to ask why your movements were so spastic, but than I remembered the winner's Oogieloves reference- are you imitating Mr. Clipboard's movements from FoodFight, or are you just exagerating Doc's usual craziness?
I can't begin to express how happy I was when I saw myself in the video.
It's been an honor, sir.
+Zice033 Where Did You Appear?
+Mr. Mason 8:12, Top Center.
Been spending my snow day catching up on all your awesome content! Thanks for making awesome video reviews, and more importantly, using James Horners "We"re Back" theme - brought a tear to my little nerdy eye!
Good review, tugged on the old heart strings a little. I miss a lot of old things. Not just rides i swear!
That time travel recap is still amazing. Always love when you do those overly long reference montages.
Glad I could be a part of this video.
8:23-8:40 whenever Joker's release date would be announced.
"We're are happy to announce that Joker's DLC will be released.....
ON..................
VERY SOON IN THE NEXT ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE NEXT FEW MONTS!!!!!!"
(CROWS BOOING)
"BITE MEEEE!!"XD
Thanos: You and what Army?
This Army: 16:09
I loved being a cameo in this video. And I would love to be a cameo again in the future sometime maybe.
You know your message seems fitting regarding other rides that have come and gone not just in Universal but Disney as well (minus the time travel aspect, but I digress...).
WE GET IT!!!!!!!
he's doc brown,he's doc brown they're doc brown,I'M DOC FUCKING BROWN!!!!!!!!
Are there any other Doc Browns I should know about?
Einstein: (dressed as his owner) Woof!
I'm outta here.
So, who's Doc Brown for 2016? I'll be happy to apply! :D
7:07 Okay, there's that meme you wanted, Critic, NOW are ya happy?!
Oh, sorry, I was busy yelling at Film Brain.
@@gmanley1 “I’m not even British!”
@@daelen.cclark I'LL DECIDE WHO'S BRITISH!!!
18:14-18:22 Somehow, that statement aged like wine.
Too bad I didn't discover your videos until now. I would have loved to have been part of this.
Doug Walker being overly controlling not really caring about the other content creators. Jerk knew all along I was telling us
I’d pay so much money to watch Loud Atlas. Weirdly enough Christopher Lloyd and Tom Wilson are going to be a con I’m super hyped for so I guess that’s my cue to rewatch the trilogy
What piece of music is it, starting at 15:01?
That's "Flying Forward In Time" by James Horner, from the score of We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story.
Tony Goldmark Thanks. That's a great piece of music for such a lousy film!
15:02 what is the music that plays here? Honestly, this part of the video was the most emotional for me because of just how emotional it really is compared to the rest of the video (sure he does interrupt it introducing the simpsons) but seeing how many fans there really were of this ride when i did exist really puts a smile on my face. It's incredibly nice knowing fans of the trilogy love this ride and are direct fans of it. I love how instead of getting emotional about the ride closing, they really enjoyed their last few minutes on it. Even though they knew it was closing, even though they knew they would never be able to experience it ever again, they still loved it. They still loved their last few moments on one of the best attractions of all time. It really goes to show just how powerful this ride was to so many people.
The music at that moment is "Flying Forward In Time" by James Horner, from his score for We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story. th-cam.com/video/oWEeSWQpy8U/w-d-xo.html
I also only got to ride BTTF the ride once, when I was like 6 on a vacation to Florida, unfortunately all I really remember of it was that the dinosaur part freaked me out (because I was a total scaredy cat)
I had the fortune back in 2002, at seven years old, to ride Back to the Future the ride on what was all around not my best trip. i used to be terrified of everything. BTTF was no exception, but I think I also had fun. looking back it really was cool, not knowing how it was done and just being immersed in this world all around you. I do enjoy The Simpsons ride quite a bit though, and still think the dome screen effect is effective.
This was however the orlando version, not the Hollywood version, though I don't think they were very different. Florida was (and still is) just a lot closer than CA... and even then it was pretty far away.
When you realize Biff actually says Please bump me and not Facebook me
he’s say a wrong thing, Because Facebook Didn’t exist until 2004
I'm actually laughing at the Irony of the old cigarette commercials.
You know the commercial at 8:41 was a deleted scene from the first BTTF movie right?
@@TonyGoldmark I watched it backwards.
I'm surprised you didn't make ANY references to the game. It's actually really good, you should check it out now that it has a PS4 re-release.
god, I gotta say, seeing the scenes where the nostalgia critic gets on Jerk's ass, they're a lot less funny given the whole channel awesome controversy.
He gets attacked by Figment for lacking imagination, somewhat fitting punishment.
The Making of Back To The Future: The Ride, as well as several very rare photos. Check it out here: th-cam.com/video/Z-glm-EFCWc/w-d-xo.html
6:29 Wait, if those things happened, does that mean the Bird-of-Prey crash into the Golden Gate Bridge?!
Good news! Back to the Future is COMING BACK TO UNIVERSAL!!
🎉 🍾 🎊
Aaaaasss an Escape room experience…in Orlando…with Jurassic World.
BUT HEY THATS
s-something.
🤷
14:16 14:20 spazzmaster told me it was replaced with a minions ride. (internally screaming in rage)
Now I just love the nostalgia critic is just the Michael Scott of channel awesome, it is so funny! I can just watch this, remembering the good old days of office
This is just a great review! I love your set up! You are my new favorite reviewer
Star jerks episode 2: Attack of some jerks 16:05
Nostalgia critic ask for some troll's help 17:44
God help us in the future 18:45
As a Sub-Semi-Special Guest Star, I feel obligated to mention that, as far as I know, on the 30th Anniversary Blu-Ray, the Ride Film is D-Box Compatible.
I don't know if D-Box compatibility is something exclusive to the 30th Anniversary Blu-Ray or if it's also on the 25th Anniversary Blu-Ray, but I do think it's worth noting IF you have the D-Box Technology.
That BTTF Ride tribute was beautiful
14:16 only to be closed a year after this video was posted and replaced with damn minions
PLEASE talk about the Jurassic Park Island of Adventure at some point! It's my favorite movie of all time, and I'd love to see your take on the park.
+guilmon182 I'll see what I can do. In the meantime, I made an initial reaction vlog about Jurassic World last year, if that satiates you: th-cam.com/video/1hQgqFY7tr8/w-d-xo.html
I noticed you made a couple of references to the 1993 animated movie, We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story. Did you re-watch that movie at the time you made this or was it something else?
I think I might have. It's quite the fascinating trainwreck.
Did you know there's an alternate ending of the ride where biff gets out of the delorean and then a bunch of manure drops on him? And he freaks out as the institute workers subdue him
Yeah, I think I've seen that clip.
Wow, the sketch segment with Doug's unreasonable demands at the start is a lot harsher in hindsight.
Yeah...sorry bout that.
@@TonyGoldmark
It’s okay.
You wouldn’t have known at the time.
3:44 I think he said “please bump me” but it’s not that clear and how does he know that will fix the problem, or did he just find it out the same way we the audience did and I’m an idiot?
Yes, Biff said,"Please bump me!" Because he knew that bumping him would send him back to the Institute and save his ass... :)
@@MarySmith-lv3mo Not even Facebook didn’t exist until 2004
8:20
Wait a minute...
*looks at bottom row*
YOURE NOT DOC BROWN!!
Critic does bring up a good point . Why didn't you use the it's not over bears line in your County Bears review?
Honest answer, because I couldn't think of a joke better than NC's "he just noticed there were bears in the movie." I didn't want to be a joke thief, so I just skipped over it.
Tony Goldmark fair enough. Besides "that day... is tonight" is just as good if not better
Autobot Productions And then he made his own because reasons
@@spookyrosev6467 and HE didn’t put “That day is tonight” in HIS review.
2:35 Is that a JURASSIC PARK sound?
If I recall correctly, yes.
you know when i was in universal studios california i was about to ride it but i needed to go to the bathroom so yeah i didn't go on the ride
I want young Biff's and Doc Brown's colorful shirts. That is all.
20:59
Should we tell him?
Someone wanna tell him?
Who’s gonna tell him?
Man, the Channel Awesome segments did not age well, did they?
Yeah, sorry bout that.
@@TonyGoldmark You don't need to apologize, I'm just some rando on the internet. The video was a product of the time. I, and I'm sure many others, still love the videos.
I never got why people are so upset with this franchise. To me it was just a nice adventure story, but it wasn't close to Indy, Starwars, or LOTR. But if you and others love it, for whatever reason, then continue to love it.
After seeing your videos again, I think I know why I don't like these movies that much. Biff is just a bad villain. He is stupid, only gets by pure luck, and isn't a threat to Doc or Marty. After all he does get his butt kicked by Chris McGovern.
Crispin Glover. And yeah, it was weird that for the sequels, they turned kind of a generic dumb antagonist into this UNSTOPPABLE VILLAIN.
Tony Goldmark Thanks for correcting my spelling mistake. But even in the original movie he isn't that memorable. I think it would have worked better if he had been more violent and sociopathic. Like he was willing to murder, torturer, or anything else it would take to get more money and power. Instead we just got a clown who was just pretending to be scary.
7:13 Paper Mario: The Origami King
Hey jerk (or tony,whatever you want to be called) what's the deal with spazzmaster and figment? I've seen figment in your shrek 4d review, what's the deal with him and spazzmaster?
+superreviewerable Charlie (aka Spazzmaster) for some ungodly reason LOVES Figment, and the new Journey Into Imagination ride. The rest of us can't stand that damn purple dragon.
The lock is on the inside
watching this on October21, 2015
5:54
YEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
gravity falls is life
So how many times did you and your time clones go back in time? Cause that's a lot of yous at the end there.
Oh, and what's this thing with Spazzmaster and Figment this season? I don't follow his show, and the only other time I've seen his fondness for that poor excuse for a dragon was in your co-review of Fantasmic with Doggans.
+tscream80 Spazzmaster's mentioned liking the attraction in some other videos of his, most recently in his review of Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, where he is reminded of it during the Heffalumps & Woozles scene.
14:15 - This scene is particularly hilarious today, since nowadays Jerk barely puts up any videos and spends most of his time online rage-tweeting on Twitter about politics and such.
Why does that make me mentioning the DeLorean hero car and Japan clone of the ride particularly hilarious?
Also, I still upload at least one video of some sort every month. Your channel has two six-month-old videos of a flight taking off and a flight landing. Wanna trade workloads?
@@TonyGoldmark
Quite the misplaced time stamp error if I had to guess.
(I’m pretty sure he was talking about the dark future part.)
So if a wizard did it, who’s the wizard?
Greg. Greg the Wizard.
Tony Goldmark Greg huh? Ok.
Marty! Confetti!
18:01
You and the critic should review pirates of the caribean together. (The movie or the ride.)
Why not both?
Johnny Cash is a better rapper than most rappers. Before you bombard me with hate, Ice-T and other rappers have said the same thing.
Can you do Jurassic park the ride for next season
No plans at the moment but we'll see.
Clearly Rob Bergman has not seen or has no knowledge of FoodFight.
Oh I know about it; even watched some of it after NC tackled it. Must've forgotten about it when I filmed this. But even then, Oogieloves -- aside from being on my mind around then...long story -- would also stand out as quite a credit to regret. That movie was, like, infuriatingly bad. ;)
+MistCLaneous Well my mistake. But Congrats on winning the Jerk's sweepstakes. Also im sorry for you watching that abomination.
It's cool bro. Thanks :)
Eh, FoodFight had ambition and potential. Oogieloves just wanted to bring back kids entertainment that talks down to them. And I actually don't think Christopher regrets FoodFight. He genuinely sounds like Mr. Clipboard was a fun role for him. He just looks dead in Oogieloves.
Kyle Morello That is a good point.
Was Doug serious about the 2 videos a month or just a scripted thing?
It’s was real.
#StopSpazzAndFigment2K16
Star Wars is not a trilogy either... there are seven films.
Atticus Shadowmore Make it eight with Rogue One.
Yup yup
Yeah, and "There are four lights!" too...
18:1
TROLL