Battle Royale Review: You are manning a pirate crew set in the golden age of Piracy you have yourself as the captain with the skills necessary to lead a ship and navigate the seven seas, your other two podcasts hosts under your wing willing to do whatever it is you require of them, One former pirate from the golden age of piracy including people like: Blackbeard, William Kidd, Henry Morgan, Bartolomew Roberts, Calico Jack, Anne Bonney, Henry Every, Francis Drake, Benjamin Hornigold, William Kidd, Madame Chang, You have the ability to choose two different birds, two different swimming animals, and two different land animals that will follow your instructions and directions to the ability they can handle. Your goal is to A. Acquire wealth B. Acquire resources, C. Defeat/Avoid the Navy pursuing you D. Retire on an island of your choosing in luxury and prosperity
You guys didn't cover it but I'm from WA and that Orca won't just be thrown into the wild! We're building her a sea-pen to live in! (Essentially a bay with the opening to the ocean fenced of)
You should do every other week for the podcasts so there is a new pod every Monday so y’all will still have 2 weeks between each podcast(wild times and anomalies) but we will still get new content every week, love the pod and mush love
Hey bro’s! Just wanted to say thank you guys so much! This podcast is absolutely amazing and is so fun! You guys give nature lovers like myself such a cool outlet to listen too! I love learning so much from you guys!
I have just recently commented on how awsome sound quality was last episode, with properly mounted mics and all... and today Retep blew my head off, at about one hour mark, with his typing. Mate... brofessor of podcasting should not cause our ears to bleed. Surely you can mount it on different surface then your keyboard, i beg you. Love listening to you guys, keep up the awsome work! Much love. Much love.
Has to be the head and brain of Raven. Super intelligent. Body of an octopus for multitasking and the special ability of a Newfoundland dog. They were referred to as nanny dogs for there caring and nurturing nature.
Love this pod and have been subbed since you guys were under 5k subs and for whatever reason i never get notifications. I always have to specifically go to the channel to see if new vids are up. I get notifications for shorts or clips but not full episodes. When you have a livestream or premier, i get notification but not when a full episode is uploaded.
Ex movie theater employee here, the popcorn trick used to piss everyone off so much, people would miss the bag, soak the bottom of the bag, leave the trash, and it’s the hardest thing ever to pick up a lubed cylinder off the floor. Thanks for the pod guys ❤ another banger 🔥
I live in wasilla Alaska, and the moose thing is totally normal. There was one that walked right into the main hospital in Anchorage and was eating the plants in the lobby. As long as you don’t get too close or taunt them they do not care. And you can just walk right past them lol.
Forrest talking about the Orca and the people that do these jobs that involve animals... he got super passionate about it and I LUV that!! Edit: as I get to the end of the vod.. oh my goodness Alaska seems almost as sketchy as Florida (not familiar) being from the Smoky Mountains but just a moose casually wondering around ok?? I'd literally shit myself LOL
Can I make a suggestion, you should create a wiltimes clip channel to allow new listeners to easily access the main podcasts, would likely increase views and make channel easier to navigate
I live by a Bistroplex, which is essentially a movie theatre and restaurant joint. The food isn’t very good, but the experience forrest described is literal heaven. The ultimate decompression. Watching a movie. No distractions. Beer and food. Just a magical evening!
Forrest looks like the popular cheerleader, pat looks like the bitchy girl that's never satisfied and retep just looks like the girl just happy to be invited to the party
She’s not being released directly to the wild. She will be in a seaside pen. They already have someone is has pledged to take care of her for the rest of her life.
Papa P's, nurs-ery... Papa Pee-Pee!!! Another banger bros!! Thanks for the wonderful break from reality, and as always thanks for using my bloops and bleeps and letting me be on the team:)
On the elk thing, a herd of 100 elk will line up and drink out of a cattle pool if its a drought year, and being that they are a herd animal they usually have a leader and if that happens to be the first to lay down and die then the rest will bed down with it. So it is possible that they all died in one clearing while bedded together.
You guys should look into the Kuland, its a cross between a Kudu and Eland that happened naturally on our farm, there's currently 3 of them. Its seriously weird looking!🤔
They released an orca back into the wild ice before and it was never accepted into a pod. It ended up seeking out human company and unfortunately died of pneumonia shortly after its release.
I worry less about the social acclimation than the physical one. This animal basically lived 50 years in the tropics and now you’re sending her back to an region that regularly falls below freezing. Orcas in captivity are controversial, however I fell in love with the species through going to SeaWorld in the middle of Ohio as a child, where o would never have had access to a personal interaction with them. We didn’t have the money to travel and go whale watching (though it’s a favorite hobby of mine now that I’m grown, live in NC, and travel to coastal cities often. That said, had SeaWorld Ohio never existed I might never have had the urge to see wild orcas. It changed my life, and I’m sure countless others had similar experiences.
Regardless of what happens to Lolita, she is better off free in the ocean than captive in the tiny, lifeless, barren tank of which she has been imprisoned for 50 yrs.
If mysterious hoof prints are found, it's almost always a horse, not a zebra. It's the fracking, not the trough. Too many animals dead at once for a single trough to make sense.
After seeing the picture of forest aged thirty years I can't wait for the new 2050s Dos Equis commercials featuring: the most interesting man alive with no amygdala
Lolita's mother is still alive and in the area she will be reintroduced to. And Lolita will be first held in an open pen allowing her to slowly reintegrate to the area before being truly released. It's going to be an amazing situation for researchn.v
They have literally tried doing this exact same fucking thing and it failed horribly. The orca will never find its family and after 50 years even if it does they won’t accept her. Not only that but the last time they did this the orca was so fucking lonely and miserable it would go to the shores looking for people to play with. But then people were told not to play with the orca and ignore it so the whale traveled into the arctic somewhere and died. They will spend more money on this lost cause than just letting the fuckin orca live in a pen in the ocean where it can Atleast see people and not be lonely. Either that or build it a bigger enclosure. This is why it’s so fucking wrong to steel orcas form the fucking wild.
I study Egyptology & Symbology. It's interesting hearing the mythos surrounding Nyami Nyami, as it bears similarities to the Egyptian God Khnum who presided over the Nile at the Cult Center of Elephantine. Khnum's name is said to translate to "The Uniter", and although he is represented not as Serpent (Apophis) or a Fish (Such as Oannes of the Babylonian Cultus), his functions over the Nile coincided with creation myths surrounding the fertility brought by the yearly inundation.
They would be better off just building her a bigger enclosure. They literally already did this before. I think they spent like 40 million in the 80: to realize a captive orca and even though they found the orcas pod the pod wouldn’t accept it back in. So the orca lived a lonely life for like 5 years then died in the arctic
I grew up in New Mexico and I don't think you would even necessarily need to pay anyone off to hide the elk dying from fracing. New Mexico isn't a state with a lot of economics on its side. If those operations close that's a lot of jobs that are probably the best paying jobs around. I could see the investigators looking out for their family and friends. I'm not saying that we should just ignore ecological disasters waiting to happen but it would be understandable for someone to look the other way.
I thought Peter would go ManBearpig. Upon further thought...you could go with the head of a manatee the body of a polar bear and the energy of a quinea pig.
Body of a Giant Pacific Octopus, head of and Elephant, and the heart of a Dog, a Pitbull specifically. We know most animals can bond to a human they see as their mother, but doGs can accept anyone as their own, and can accept your child as their own...
Limb and body of a Sloth, Head and Brain of a Dog(STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIOR if i can decide breed) and special Ability would be tiger for alertness. (the roo pouch is kinda a special ability)
Being released back into the wild didn't work out so well for Keiko. It eventually ended up killing him after being rejected by the local whales and his handlers.
if ocean sun is her mom, that will change a lot of these answers i believe. the mother child bond is huge for them. she did have Hugo for a few years as well and did react when they played recordings of L pod. If anything though i think this is a bit different then putting a domesticated animal into the wild. Shes seen the ocean before, orcas born in captivity havent. she has a chance of remembering things at least.
They released keiko the same way taking him back to where to caught him but he still died at the age of 27 because he couldn't get accepted into a pod he had so many attempts and after so long he wouldnt hunt for himself and he searched for the human interaction and because he was in captivity for so long he didnt know what to do even with yrs of him being in open waters he as an animal couldnt get in touch with his wildside
I immediately thought of my answear to the battle royale i would have chosen the head and intellect of a house cat, they seem pretty smart, they are cute and lick their young to keep them clean(this was the thing i thought least) also the body of an octopus, so it can clean up the house and just in general do 8 things at once, combined with the special ability of the cookie cutter shark's bioluminescence so when the baby is put to bed the bioluminescence will reflect on the ceiling and it will be soothing and relaxing for the baby( i know a lot of fish have bioluminescence but the only animal i can remember having it was the cookie cutter shark)
Animal Anomalies with Cookie premieres May 2nd, right here on The Wild Times TH-cam Channel.
Lets go !!
Legends!
Roses are red, violets are blue, all I wanna do is catch fish with you.❤ 😂
Battle Royale Review: You are manning a pirate crew set in the golden age of Piracy you have yourself as the captain with the skills necessary to lead a ship and navigate the seven seas, your other two podcasts hosts under your wing willing to do whatever it is you require of them, One former pirate from the golden age of piracy including people like: Blackbeard, William Kidd, Henry Morgan, Bartolomew Roberts, Calico Jack, Anne Bonney, Henry Every, Francis Drake, Benjamin Hornigold, William Kidd, Madame Chang, You have the ability to choose two different birds, two different swimming animals, and two different land animals that will follow your instructions and directions to the ability they can handle.
Your goal is to A. Acquire wealth B. Acquire resources, C. Defeat/Avoid the Navy pursuing you D. Retire on an island of your choosing in luxury and prosperity
You guys didn't cover it but I'm from WA and that Orca won't just be thrown into the wild! We're building her a sea-pen to live in! (Essentially a bay with the opening to the ocean fenced of)
Forrest found you on jre and now I can't get enough, love the podcast you guys are awesome!
You should do every other week for the podcasts so there is a new pod every Monday so y’all will still have 2 weeks between each podcast(wild times and anomalies) but we will still get new content every week, love the pod and mush love
It’s the patreon they want you on
Hey bro’s! Just wanted to say thank you guys so much! This podcast is absolutely amazing and is so fun! You guys give nature lovers like myself such a cool outlet to listen too! I love learning so much from you guys!
117 episodes and watching Peter suffer through a Battle Royale is still physically painful 😂
Dude, love cookie, been watching for years thanks to the pod
Love the look of the new show with cookie "Animal Anomalies" can't wait and I'll be watching it as religiously as i watch the WildTimes!!!
I have just recently commented on how awsome sound quality was last episode, with properly mounted mics and all... and today Retep blew my head off, at about one hour mark, with his typing. Mate... brofessor of podcasting should not cause our ears to bleed. Surely you can mount it on different surface then your keyboard, i beg you.
Love listening to you guys, keep up the awsome work! Much love.
Much love.
21:58 the way he said "animal mysteries" killed me 😂😂😂
Has to be the head and brain of Raven. Super intelligent. Body of an octopus for multitasking and the special ability of a Newfoundland dog. They were referred to as nanny dogs for there caring and nurturing nature.
So were many other dogs it seems. Good combo.
Love this pod and have been subbed since you guys were under 5k subs and for whatever reason i never get notifications. I always have to specifically go to the channel to see if new vids are up. I get notifications for shorts or clips but not full episodes. When you have a livestream or premier, i get notification but not when a full episode is uploaded.
I've been doing this on my popcorn for years. People always look at me weird, but I'm sure they're doing it now.
Ex movie theater employee here, the popcorn trick used to piss everyone off so much, people would miss the bag, soak the bottom of the bag, leave the trash, and it’s the hardest thing ever to pick up a lubed cylinder off the floor. Thanks for the pod guys ❤ another banger 🔥
these pods are the happiness of Christmas to me
I was dead when Pat said "It clearly knows about my diet" HAHAHAHAHAH I felt that one
“i don’t judge people by looks I’d have to get to know her” 😂😂😂😂😂
I live in wasilla Alaska, and the moose thing is totally normal. There was one that walked right into the main hospital in Anchorage and was eating the plants in the lobby. As long as you don’t get too close or taunt them they do not care. And you can just walk right past them lol.
Old Forrest looks like Val Kilmer Santa
Great to see Cookie again, keen for Animal Anomalies. Keep it up guys
Papa P's nurseries
Papa pee pee
Hey Happy Weekend, had to CHK out your Cast 😉 GD Group, , You all are Greats!! 💚😉 Cheers🍺
Thumbnail Pat could get it.
Def the kangaroo with the german shepherd! Haha good stuff boys 😂
Amazing episode bros! Especially *Papa P's Nurseries*
Forrest talking about the Orca and the people that do these jobs that involve animals... he got super passionate about it and I LUV that!! Edit: as I get to the end of the vod.. oh my goodness Alaska seems almost as sketchy as Florida (not familiar) being from the Smoky Mountains but just a moose casually wondering around ok?? I'd literally shit myself LOL
You three are absolute legends! Keep up the good work! Seriously love the content! 👌 super excited for animal anomalies and semi-indestructible! 🎉🦡🐢🍻
Great podcast, hi from Brazil
Can I make a suggestion, you should create a wiltimes clip channel to allow new listeners to easily access the main podcasts, would likely increase views and make channel easier to navigate
48:19 funniest thing Peter has ever said on the podcast 😂
Hate to report this but COVID took away self butter dispensers guys.
was watching the smash or pass part at work with
my coworker it was fucking hilarious
I live by a Bistroplex, which is essentially a movie theatre and restaurant joint. The food isn’t very good, but the experience forrest described is literal heaven. The ultimate decompression. Watching a movie. No distractions. Beer and food. Just a magical evening!
Papa P’s nursery, a solid multicolored armory 😂
The best popcorn hack is butter every 1/4 of the bag and also get the popcorn salt in a little cup. 👍👍
I think what happened to the hundred elk is that, New Mexico used to be a very volcanically active place and that the elk died from a limnic eruption.
This is the best podcast EVER 😂
Forrest looks like the popular cheerleader, pat looks like the bitchy girl that's never satisfied and retep just looks like the girl just happy to be invited to the party
She’s not being released directly to the wild. She will be in a seaside pen. They already have someone is has pledged to take care of her for the rest of her life.
Ive loved this pod since i saw forrest on Rogan. Appreciate you guys being so entertaining and allowing us brositners to enjoy
Papa P's, nurs-ery... Papa Pee-Pee!!! Another banger bros!! Thanks for the wonderful break from reality, and as always thanks for using my bloops and bleeps and letting me be on the team:)
picasso could use pats forehead as a canvas
My mom says it's a normal-sized forehead 🙂
Gotta smash Forrest on the thumbnail, Pat and Retep kinda creep me out
On the elk thing, a herd of 100 elk will line up and drink out of a cattle pool if its a drought year, and being that they are a herd animal they usually have a leader and if that happens to be the first to lay down and die then the rest will bed down with it. So it is possible that they all died in one clearing while bedded together.
Just finished my first year of biology because I loved forest so much!
Got my toquilla and sprite WILDTIMES delight love from uk 🇬🇧
You guys should look into the Kuland, its a cross between a Kudu and Eland that happened naturally on our farm, there's currently 3 of them. Its seriously weird looking!🤔
They released an orca back into the wild ice before and it was never accepted into a pod. It ended up seeking out human company and unfortunately died of pneumonia shortly after its release.
Retep looks like a Female version of Voldemort 😂
Congratulations Cookie!!! And much love to BTG!! Hope you get better soon bro
One large milk utter, squeeze that shit and churn it into butter
Good one guys
Pat and his lighting hahahaaha
19:56 Sex in a nutshell
I worry less about the social acclimation than the physical one. This animal basically lived 50 years in the tropics and now you’re sending her back to an region that regularly falls below freezing. Orcas in captivity are controversial, however I fell in love with the species through going to SeaWorld in the middle of Ohio as a child, where o would never have had access to a personal interaction with them. We didn’t have the money to travel and go whale watching (though it’s a favorite hobby of mine now that I’m grown, live in NC, and travel to coastal cities often. That said, had SeaWorld Ohio never existed I might never have had the urge to see wild orcas. It changed my life, and I’m sure countless others had similar experiences.
We need more patreon episodes ❤️🫶🏼
Yes we do!
Regardless of what happens to Lolita, she is better off free in the ocean than captive in the tiny, lifeless, barren tank of which she has been imprisoned for 50 yrs.
If mysterious hoof prints are found, it's almost always a horse, not a zebra. It's the fracking, not the trough. Too many animals dead at once for a single trough to make sense.
I’m surprised nobody chose the body of a octopus or squid when you are taking care of a baby having extra hands will help.
I want Peter's waterproof dolphaphant as my babysitter
Wtf is this thumbnail
You’ll have to tune in ti find out!
There's an AI that turns guys into girls, this is the three dudebros as chickpeas, lol.
Hot af is what it is.
@@ForrestGalante is this actually forrest ? Quite mad if so
You don’t know? Huh, you must not have watched the episode. Or you’ve never used the filter on yourself before.
After seeing the picture of forest aged thirty years I can't wait for the new 2050s Dos Equis commercials featuring: the most interesting man alive with no amygdala
lol nice title change i was watching and it changed while i was watching it lolll
Papa P’s Nurseries😂
$20 Retep was tearing up at the news of Lolita being released to the wild
Lolita's mother is still alive and in the area she will be reintroduced to. And Lolita will be first held in an open pen allowing her to slowly reintegrate to the area before being truly released. It's going to be an amazing situation for researchn.v
They have literally tried doing this exact same fucking thing and it failed horribly. The orca will never find its family and after 50 years even if it does they won’t accept her. Not only that but the last time they did this the orca was so fucking lonely and miserable it would go to the shores looking for people to play with. But then people were told not to play with the orca and ignore it so the whale traveled into the arctic somewhere and died. They will spend more money on this lost cause than just letting the fuckin orca live in a pen in the ocean where it can Atleast see people and not be lonely. Either that or build it a bigger enclosure. This is why it’s so fucking wrong to steel orcas form the fucking wild.
Papa ps nursery, love from Texas like always ♥
Papa pee peeeeeee! You guys are awesome!!! 🐬🐘🦆
Yay the dads uploaded xx
God damn peters picks for every battle is so out of pocket and so fucking funny 😂
Does Forest have a BioCube in the background? And what is in it if it is?
I study Egyptology & Symbology. It's interesting hearing the mythos surrounding Nyami Nyami, as it bears similarities to the Egyptian God Khnum who presided over the Nile at the Cult Center of Elephantine. Khnum's name is said to translate to "The Uniter", and although he is represented not as Serpent (Apophis) or a Fish (Such as Oannes of the Babylonian Cultus), his functions over the Nile coincided with creation myths surrounding the fertility brought by the yearly inundation.
I love Papa P's nurseries
Love this 😂
Good ol, papa p’s nurseries in this episode!
Fracking def most believable on those stories.
So sad, Lolita never made it to release 😢
They would be better off just building her a bigger enclosure. They literally already did this before. I think they spent like 40 million in the 80: to realize a captive orca and even though they found the orcas pod the pod wouldn’t accept it back in. So the orca lived a lonely life for like 5 years then died in the arctic
I grew up in New Mexico and I don't think you would even necessarily need to pay anyone off to hide the elk dying from fracing.
New Mexico isn't a state with a lot of economics on its side. If those operations close that's a lot of jobs that are probably the best paying jobs around. I could see the investigators looking out for their family and friends.
I'm not saying that we should just ignore ecological disasters waiting to happen but it would be understandable for someone to look the other way.
I thought Peter would go ManBearpig.
Upon further thought...you could go with the head of a manatee the body of a polar bear and the energy of a quinea pig.
W cookie
Body of a Giant Pacific Octopus, head of and Elephant, and the heart of a Dog, a Pitbull specifically. We know most animals can bond to a human they see as their mother, but doGs can accept anyone as their own, and can accept your child as their own...
I hope she lives another 10-15 years and finds happiness
Limb and body of a Sloth, Head and Brain of a Dog(STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIOR if i can decide breed) and special Ability would be tiger for alertness. (the roo pouch is kinda a special ability)
Being released back into the wild didn't work out so well for Keiko. It eventually ended up killing him after being rejected by the local whales and his handlers.
This has to be one of the funniest battle royale’s I’ve seen😂😂
if ocean sun is her mom, that will change a lot of these answers i believe. the mother child bond is huge for them. she did have Hugo for a few years as well and did react when they played recordings of L pod.
If anything though i think this is a bit different then putting a domesticated animal into the wild. Shes seen the ocean before, orcas born in captivity havent. she has a chance of remembering things at least.
Smash or pass was funny y’all should have kept it. The thumbnail was ducking hilarious
I feel like the orcas hunting ability would be horrible after 50 years of basically being in a buffet
The butter straw thing was a viral video years ago.
Papa P's Nurseries! Oh I listen to the end!
who wins in a fight? giant river otter, honey badger, or wolverine?
Y'alls podcast sure beats MrBALLEN's Podcast!!
Obviously the grey kangaroo body, with Cow utters, amd an elephant head is the winner
Patrick won the BR and is definitely the hottest girl!
They released keiko the same way taking him back to where to caught him but he still died at the age of 27 because he couldn't get accepted into a pod he had so many attempts and after so long he wouldnt hunt for himself and he searched for the human interaction and because he was in captivity for so long he didnt know what to do even with yrs of him being in open waters he as an animal couldnt get in touch with his wildside
Peter was the prettiest
RIP Lolita❤❤❤
I immediately thought of my answear to the battle royale i would have chosen the head and intellect of a house cat, they seem pretty smart, they are cute and lick their young to keep them clean(this was the thing i thought least) also the body of an octopus, so it can clean up the house and just in general do 8 things at once, combined with the special ability of the cookie cutter shark's bioluminescence so when the baby is put to bed the bioluminescence will reflect on the ceiling and it will be soothing and relaxing for the baby( i know a lot of fish have bioluminescence but the only animal i can remember having it was the cookie cutter shark)
I’d love to hear your guys opinion on the panda that was in the Memphis zoo that got sent back to china
I want a battle royal in the sky! Head, wings and body. Mammal, insect/arachnid and bird then you mount, and fly it into battle
Pat looks so uncomfortable lmao 😂😂😂😂
Forrest in the swamp. That wasn't algae. That looks like duckweed