@J And that however ridiculous it is, their opinion matters, so they should express it. Sometimes you should just shut up, even if you think you're right! (He says in a youtube comment :D)
We need another World War, straighten people the fuck up. Not enough plight today. See how much time people spend worrying about their "gender identity" when theres no fuckin running water.
They allowed the voices of women and children to be heard and they were listened to. Women are too compassionate to build a country and as we can plainly see, if we allow their sensibilities to be taken seriously, it will destroy our whole nation. By giving in to their ridiculous and insane whims in the name of "fairness" and "Equity" we are causing animosity and making things so much worse.
And the men and boys with women or trans people.... They love diversity unless you you are a male or white, not exotic or oppressed enough in the past 300 years to deserve an acting spot!
And why couldn't they have just made an entirely new movie starring this kid? Even if it was similar or referenced the original Witches, it's better that trying to revise history. I've been sick of remakes in general for maybe ten years now, but trying to remake them just for PC reasons is astoundingly absurd.
"I would like to apologize to all people, especially children, who have sharpened steel appendages for fingers. I never intended to imply your only worth was in the beauty/decorative hedge trimming industries. Surely you are not terrifying and should be afforded all opportunities, even in the child care or hot air balloon construction fields." - J.Depp
You could make the part your own. Don't even call Warner Bros., go directly to Gate #3 - let them know you want in and for THIS specific acting gig. Tell Security ye just wanna go door-to-door.
Dont ever change Anthony. If Anthony ever sells out to PC culture, I think I'll hit a constant state of depression while slowly going mad listening to old o and a clips I had to pirate and download to my phone as I'm being treated/jailed for incurable racism/bigotry with severe big meanie syndrome.
Anyone else notice in the scene from the original 'Witches' where Bruno is walking down the aisle to collect his chocolate, most of the "witches" in the room are OLD MEN in wigs & dresses..? 🤔
I just rewatched it the other day -- it's really fucking good -- and was laughing my head off at that. They're not even feminine looking blokes either most of them look like builders in wigs and dresses.
Her argument is equivalent to someone getting diagnosed with cancer and saying ""Not all of us are high school chemistry teachers living in New Mexico who turn in to a successful meth dealer"
She apologized but didn't disavow the movie or distance herself from it or say that he movie should stop being shown. Therefore she's not even remotely sorry. Why doesn't she give the money she made from the role to lobster hand chairites? Of course she won't. She doesn't care even a little bit.
Bela Lugosi came back from the dead today to apologize for his portrayal of a vampire and he apologized to those who live the vampire lifestyle it shouldn’t be made a mockery of
Remember when people with this type of stuff didn't want to talk about it and didn't want to be treated differently, but actually wanted to be treated like everyone else. When it was just a thing and it wasn't their entire identity.
Are we supposed to totally get rid of movies and all comedians because 1 person in the world might get offended? More shit from this everyone gets a trophy generation.
Comedians are still allowed to disclose the premise and comical reverse. Only the punchline's outlawed. Audiences at THE IMPROV try to guess it. Jimmy Brogan helps them along.
And ironically enough, the girl is pretty hot and its her fragile belief system and fake outrage that is more of a detriment to her than her deformity. People with differences are usually more resilient because of it, and are usually not asking for sympathy and attention. What a joke our society and mainstream establishments are making out of the youth. These kids are straight-up being brainwashed.
@@d_inkz surprised we haven't had a surge in psychiatric admissions and suicides due to all this dammed clapping 🤦♂️ But in universities you have to wave your hands like a spazmataz instead of clapping for triggering people who are 'sound sensitive' - or just sensitive twaaaaaaats as they should be referred to as!
stumbled onto cumia via gavin, cheers gav. know dave from crowder, dave has pulled some corkers on crowder when covering for crowder, big up dave. thanks for the laughs from indonesia.
I grew up in NM and NV and there were kids/teenagers who were born adjacent to former nuke test sites that had some "unfortunate" appendage/limb deformities. We were "horrible" white kids born in the 70's and even though I'm sure there was some unintentional discrimination, uncaring stares and talking behind their backs, we always tried to include those kids and make them feel as welcomed as possible. What's happening now with social media and insecure parents making their differently-abled kids a "hero", isn't making the world better at all.
Thalidomide was a drug they used to give women for morning sickness, it’s use in the 50s and 60s caused your flippered friends, not nuclear contamination.
That's not how the movie goes. I understand it can be engaging to remake classic movies but this is no ghost busters! It wasn't all that bad! Takes place in America this time! So its almost like a sequel 🤔
@@imguiltless1711 I'm allergic to uncultured folk who have never left their country, but wanna have an opinion on somewhere they've never been. I thought you guys were supposed to be smarter than everyone else?
I remember in the original movie, the Witches were toeless with normal hands. They had a solid block where their toes should be and had to wear square toed shoes- something like that. Not sure why they changed it.
It's funny Ant brings up Helen Keller because a streamer debunked pretty much every claim that Helen's teacher made. There's basically no way that Helen Keller learned to speak and it's all on TH-cam, the people involved didn't disagree with the skeptic because his logic was quite sound
In the original witches there's a scene that I paused it where it showed all the ladies in the audience and straight up half of them at least like 90% of them are dudes with wigs
The author of the Witches doesn't like the movie because he hates the ending. Well, his ending was so twisted and crazy. But the first movie was scary and unforgettable movie. It is way better than a new one. I hate reboots!
I am a lobster handed man and I didnt give a fuck. Now granted I only have the one claw so maybe that's why I wasnt mad, as I am the superior lobster cripple
*Now I know y'all be lovin' this shit right here* *L-I-M-B Difference is right here* *People in the house put them claws in the air* *Coz if you don't care, then we don't care*
They are trying to deflect with the lame apology because they don't want to draw attention to the fact that the movie stunk and I don't agree the first one was good I just don't like when they take a movie that's already been done and then use different race in the characters of the movie It's insulting it's like giving somebody leftovers Hollywood needs to come up with original scripts and stop giving any other racial dynamic community leftovers
As the mother of a disabled boy this type of attitude from the handicap and disabled community is such a turn off man god ughh where are these girls parents man to give her life lessons life isn't gonna be any nicer to you cause of who you are if anything it's going to be crueler and you gotta be stronger than the average person emotionally and mentally
Random trivia, the Oddworld video game series had to change the number of fingers their main characters had because the original number was considered offensive in Japan and they could only publish the games there if they changed it.
i find it absolutely abhorrent that she would pretend to be bald. as a bald man i find that incredibly offensive. i'm taking to twitter immediately to rant about it and force her to apologize.
Half the time they’re demanding representation and the other half of the time, they’re bitching about how they’re being represented. Portraying a witch who has disfigured hands in a film isn’t them trying to suggest that people with disfigured hands are witches. “I have messed up hands but I’m not a witch! So there!”
Ya know, I'm overweight, but I don't get offended every time I see a fat person on TV. Patrice making diabetes jokes about maybe losing a toe, doesn't bother me at all. Kinda makes me feel good about it actually. And the girl model's vocal fry sounded like a Geiger counter.
I had a coworker at McDonald's named Carlos who only had one hand and I always told him to get in the back because he's making customers lose their appetites
They are upset that they are being represented in a movie, but are completely okay with a movement called "The lucky FIN project"? Seriously? My god this simulation is broken.
My father died of a massive heart attack at our home years ago. He turned purple before the paramedics came. I'm STILL waiting for my apology from Marvel for Thanos.
Even as sad as it is that actors have to “apologize” because of a role they’ve taken, this is just insane. Limo differences??? Wtf?! All 17 people with this condition, don’t see the movie. End of complaining
Anne Hathaway needs to apologize for cultural appropriation. She is not a real witch. She kept a real witch with real witch fingers from playing that role. What a hypocrite.
Next Eddie Murphy will come out and apologize for The Nutty Professor stating that “ It’s not appropriate to make a film making fun of people with a split personality disorder” or people battling with chronic flatulence.
I don't like the new YT format. I don't remember accepting an update either but I do notice a link to a free viewing of the 1978 version of Invasion of the Bodysnatchers👍🍿
Why are children running the world?
Marxism
@J And that however ridiculous it is, their opinion matters, so they should express it. Sometimes you should just shut up, even if you think you're right! (He says in a youtube comment :D)
Suuuuuuuuuure
We need another World War, straighten people the fuck up. Not enough plight today. See how much time people spend worrying about their "gender identity" when theres no fuckin running water.
They allowed the voices of women and children to be heard and they were listened to. Women are too compassionate to build a country and as we can plainly see, if we allow their sensibilities to be taken seriously, it will destroy our whole nation. By giving in to their ridiculous and insane whims in the name of "fairness" and "Equity" we are causing animosity and making things so much worse.
“We used to call it lobster claw, and we wouldn’t invite you to our house” Dave has really grown on me
Same 👍🏻
Dave's been killing it this last while 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙
@@bowlingbbabe Dave is the king of one liners, he was on crowder this whole week and he was incredible
Dave's solid, Ant unintentionally tramples some of his better zingers.
"we're having chicken fingers" LMAO. Sad that you can only hear Dave from behind crowder's paywall now
"On the bright side, I'm totally immune to flash/bang grenades."
Helen Keller
That's why the Nazi's couldn't flush her out.
What bright side Helen?
I want an apology for all of these goddamn unnecessary apologies!
would you take some door prizes.
@@josephkelley8641 I'll settle for a reach around.
Sorry not sorry.
So all remakes are gonna be, lets just replace the white actors with black ones.
Yeah, and they'll all tank because they will be more interested in pushing their p.c. agenda instead of writing a good script.
And the men and boys with women or trans people.... They love diversity unless you you are a male or white, not exotic or oppressed enough in the past 300 years to deserve an acting spot!
And why couldn't they have just made an entirely new movie starring this kid? Even if it was similar or referenced the original Witches, it's better that trying to revise history. I've been sick of remakes in general for maybe ten years now, but trying to remake them just for PC reasons is astoundingly absurd.
Going to be? They already are. This has been happening for half a decade now.
Except for antagonists, they will remain or switch to white.
“My friend Brett was born without arms or legs”
Should’ve named him Matt.
If he was in the ocean, he would be named Bob.
If he was in a pile of leaves, he would be named Russell.
This comment is awesome.
@@MegaCrowdaddy now that's funny
TSSS WAT ABOUT PILLOW
That was my garbage pail kid!
These 2 guys truly make me laugh harder than anything else on YT. Thanks for keeping true humor alive
"i'd like to apologize to all of those people who really do have scissors for hands."
Thats top comment material brother gg
"I would like to apologize to all people, especially children, who have sharpened steel appendages for fingers. I never intended to imply your only worth was in the beauty/decorative hedge trimming industries. Surely you are not terrifying and should be afforded all opportunities, even in the child care or hot air balloon construction fields."
- J.Depp
As Patrice used to quote ‘the only winning move is not to play’
Patrice is timeless man. What a legend
RIP
I think he got that quote from the wire
****laughs in Patrice****
That's from war games bitch
*Lesson Learned....*
*The Disabled & Disfigured are absolutely NOT above Clout Chasing.*
Getting attention for an imaginary identity isn't "clout."
The thumbs down to this video will be from those with limb difference. Ahh the irony.
Based
They also accidentally thumb up because their freaky claw slipped
Im upset that as an American of Italian descent...I'll never get to play the Reverend Doctor King in a biopic about him.
You could make the part your own. Don't even call Warner Bros., go directly
to Gate #3 - let them know you want in and for THIS specific acting gig. Tell Security
ye just wanna go door-to-door.
Get close to some mail room people. In the old days of course,
this was moi.
Ryan Gosling cast as Dr. King
Claim you’re Sicilian.
I would totally go see a movie about MLJ played by a Kazakhstani raised in Togo with cousins in Vatican City.
Dont ever change Anthony. If Anthony ever sells out to PC culture, I think I'll hit a constant state of depression while slowly going mad listening to old o and a clips I had to pirate and download to my phone as I'm being treated/jailed for incurable racism/bigotry with severe big meanie syndrome.
I'll probably be sharing your cell lol!
How to ruin the movie industry...this. Exactly this. This is how Southpark was right about everything pretty much.
With a cast that diverse it should be called, Witch Doctor or Voodoo Priest.
Ooh, yeah, they don’t like it when you mention Witch Doctors and Voodoo.
Anyone else notice in the scene from the original 'Witches' where Bruno is walking down the aisle to collect his chocolate, most of the "witches" in the room are OLD MEN in wigs & dresses..? 🤔
That scene was dirty in so many ways.
Yes, I realized that when I seen it as an adult when my nephew was obsessed with the movie
I just rewatched it the other day -- it's really fucking good -- and was laughing my head off at that. They're not even feminine looking blokes either most of them look like builders in wigs and dresses.
How dare you....they were stunning brave beautiful strong independent transwomen that identify as 20 year olds with selective alopecia.
And?
Her argument is equivalent to someone getting diagnosed with cancer and saying ""Not all of us are high school chemistry teachers living in New Mexico who turn in to a successful meth dealer"
She apologized but didn't disavow the movie or distance herself from it or say that he movie should stop being shown.
Therefore she's not even remotely sorry. Why doesn't she give the money she made from the role to lobster hand chairites? Of course she won't. She doesn't care even a little bit.
Bela Lugosi came back from the dead today to apologize for his portrayal of a vampire and he apologized to those who live the vampire lifestyle it shouldn’t be made a mockery of
Remember when people with this type of stuff didn't want to talk about it and didn't want to be treated differently, but actually wanted to be treated like everyone else. When it was just a thing and it wasn't their entire identity.
That doesn’t get you clicks.
Are we supposed to totally get rid of movies and all comedians because 1 person in the world might get offended? More shit from this everyone gets a trophy generation.
Comedians are still allowed to disclose the premise and comical reverse. Only
the punchline's outlawed. Audiences at THE IMPROV try to guess it. Jimmy Brogan
helps them along.
And ironically enough, the girl is pretty hot and its her fragile belief system and fake outrage that is more of a detriment to her than her deformity. People with differences are usually more resilient because of it, and are usually not asking for sympathy and attention. What a joke our society and mainstream establishments are making out of the youth. These kids are straight-up being brainwashed.
We are drowning in nonsense and stupidity. This is just, I guess I’ll say it one more time, insanity.
That apology is the template for apologies used by every legal firm and PR team
"She goes surfing cause she's part aquatic". 😂😂😂
- you talk about applause being offensive... But clapping is construed as a 'micro-aggression' at Oxford & Cambridge universties.
Yet they were all out clapping for the NHS a few months ago :/
@@d_inkz surprised we haven't had a surge in psychiatric admissions and suicides due to all this dammed clapping 🤦♂️
But in universities you have to wave your hands like a spazmataz instead of clapping for triggering people who are 'sound sensitive' - or just sensitive twaaaaaaats as they should be referred to as!
That's not true tho
That's why they snap
@chris brady I did it for him 🤷♂️😑
stumbled onto cumia via gavin, cheers gav. know dave from crowder, dave has pulled some corkers on crowder when covering for crowder, big up dave. thanks for the laughs from indonesia.
As a Warlock I'm deeply offended for my witch sisters.
I grew up in NM and NV and there were kids/teenagers who were born adjacent to former nuke test sites that had some "unfortunate" appendage/limb deformities. We were "horrible" white kids born in the 70's and even though I'm sure there was some unintentional discrimination, uncaring stares and talking behind their backs, we always tried to include those kids and make them feel as welcomed as possible. What's happening now with social media and insecure parents making their differently-abled kids a "hero", isn't making the world better at all.
Thalidomide was a drug they used to give women for morning sickness, it’s use in the 50s and 60s caused your flippered friends, not nuclear contamination.
Agreed. It's ridiculous.
Welcome to a Black Owned Hotel in Norway hahahahahaha.
all-Caucasian doormen.
Those exist though. You guys are so ignorant
That's not how the movie goes. I understand it can be engaging to remake classic movies but this is no ghost busters! It wasn't all that bad! Takes place in America this time! So its almost like a sequel 🤔
@@pqt112 calm down. Liberals are so serious. Smh
@@imguiltless1711 I'm allergic to uncultured folk who have never left their country, but wanna have an opinion on somewhere they've never been. I thought you guys were supposed to be smarter than everyone else?
I remember in the original movie, the Witches were toeless with normal hands. They had a solid block where their toes should be and had to wear square toed shoes- something like that. Not sure why they changed it.
Good memory dude👌
If i woke up tomorrow and social media was just gone,i could die a happy man.
That commentary was hilarious.
Could you imagine how they’d react to watching scary movie 2
I honestly thought they were joking when they said the phrase "limb differences".
It's funny Ant brings up Helen Keller because a streamer debunked pretty much every claim that Helen's teacher made. There's basically no way that Helen Keller learned to speak and it's all on TH-cam, the people involved didn't disagree with the skeptic because his logic was quite sound
I have 5 fingers on each hand and I'm offended that so many villains in movies are portrayed as like me.
Limb difference? What's dat, some kind of thing where the trees in ya yard are all F'd up or sompin?
Dude the Rocky Dennis bit at the end killed me
“Once you practice the dark arts you never go back”. Ant rules.
Is there a community for people with ingrown toenails?
The shoe industry is particularly cruel to our plight
Pick which one you want outta the tank. Lobster jumps out saying MOMMY! Fucking killed me
The gypsy doesn't say "thinner" he says, "flip-per..."
Lol
Ha!
In the original witches there's a scene that I paused it where it showed all the ladies in the audience and straight up half of them at least like 90% of them are dudes with wigs
Lolol
@@squidincsquid for real
The dark arts - the new Hollywood
T-Rex dinosaur also wants an apology.
ANTHONY AND DAVE JUST TELL IT LIKE IT IS! LOVE THIS STUFF!
Yeah that apology was definitely written by a PR firm.
Thalidomide Witches.
🤣🤣🤣
“Thalidomide Witches” is the name of my Industrial/Death Metal fusion band.
@@sardonicus76 Damn ! I knew I should have trademarked that before I put it up. Oh well ! I hope it serves you well and have great success.
I haven't laughed this fucking hard till you showed the hottie with the crab hands!! Loved the commentary!!
crowder doesn't make dave laugh like cumia does
The author of the Witches doesn't like the movie because he hates the ending. Well, his ending was so twisted and crazy. But the first movie was scary and unforgettable movie. It is way better than a new one. I hate reboots!
Anthony shitting on Helen Keller at the end is great. Conspiracy theories at the end are bleeding over from PKA. I love it.
Omg i fucking died when he said put the hands under the pillows lol 😆 😂😅🤣😂
I hope Hollywood isn't gonna make anymore teenage mutant ninja turtles movies.
damn i miss Dave with Ant. Like him on Crowder but Crowders show is Crowders show.... imagine Dave Ant and Gavin every week?
When Dave said " and were having chicken fingers " i started cryinggg lmaoo 5:40
10% of Norway is black 13% of America is but they need 90% represented in all film, tv, and commercials and a good 96% at award shows
A very insecure bunch.
Really how many lobster hand people are out there, and knew about movie, then got mad.
I am a lobster handed man and I didnt give a fuck. Now granted I only have the one claw so maybe that's why I wasnt mad, as I am the superior lobster cripple
@Jordan Willett yeah my left hand is normal so I'm just half lobster (to my crustacean ancestors shame)
3. 3 people
*Now I know y'all be lovin' this shit right here*
*L-I-M-B Difference is right here*
*People in the house put them claws in the air*
*Coz if you don't care, then we don't care*
I love you
They are trying to deflect with the lame apology because they don't want to draw attention to the fact that the movie stunk and I don't agree the first one was good I just don't like when they take a movie that's already been done and then use different race in the characters of the movie It's insulting it's like giving somebody leftovers Hollywood needs to come up with original scripts and stop giving any other racial dynamic community leftovers
I love how TH-cam suggests that I watch this movie after this video. Lol How dare you??
As the mother of a disabled boy this type of attitude from the handicap and disabled community is such a turn off man god ughh where are these girls parents man to give her life lessons life isn't gonna be any nicer to you cause of who you are if anything it's going to be crueler and you gotta be stronger than the average person emotionally and mentally
Haven't laughed this hard in awhile let's go !
Metalheads are also very Triggered!
"Blessed is a strong word" 🤣
"Lizzie Limb Difference" 🤣🤣
Random trivia, the Oddworld video game series had to change the number of fingers their main characters had because the original number was considered offensive in Japan and they could only publish the games there if they changed it.
i find it absolutely abhorrent that she would pretend to be bald. as a bald man i find that incredibly offensive. i'm taking to twitter immediately to rant about it and force her to apologize.
I still can't believe that view from the broadcast room what an upgrade from ac vent instalment man love you ant
Half the time they’re demanding representation and the other half of the time, they’re bitching about how they’re being represented.
Portraying a witch who has disfigured hands in a film isn’t them trying to suggest that people with disfigured hands are witches.
“I have messed up hands but I’m not a witch! So there!”
Hey at least her parents don’t ever have to worry about her smoking cigarettes
Should Roald Dahl also apologise for making the witches have 3 fingers in the book?
Ya know, I'm overweight, but I don't get offended every time I see a fat person on TV. Patrice making diabetes jokes about maybe losing a toe, doesn't bother me at all. Kinda makes me feel good about it actually. And the girl model's vocal fry sounded like a Geiger counter.
I had a coworker at McDonald's named Carlos who only had one hand and I always told him to get in the back because he's making customers lose their appetites
I’m going to start a band called “limb difference” who wants to be in it?
Is Rick Allen going to play drums??
@@louis3141 great idea
@Vince Williams no thanks 😳
@Vince Williams eh?
it was smoking at Perkins in 95 where i'm from, same girl though.
You also tried to get a Wiccan to blow you at a Perkins? Small world
12:32 Spit out my beer laughing. God damn that was good LOL
Should not have to, it's a freaking MOVIE!
Wait-they were ALREADY P.C. and still had to apologize for this???!!! Please, everyone.....STOP apologizing to everyone. It's only gonna get worse
12:39 I spit my coffee all over my pants 😂😭
SNL's Kristen Wig baby hands bit coming next
Anne Hathaway Apologies for 'The Witches' Remake??? Then give back the money Anne Hathaway!
Every time Dave talks I'm waiting for him to say "Oh Punky" lol!!!!
I loved when these 2 were together
They are upset that they are being represented in a movie, but are completely okay with a movement called "The lucky FIN project"? Seriously? My god this simulation is broken.
My father died of a massive heart attack at our home years ago. He turned purple before the paramedics came. I'm STILL waiting for my apology from Marvel for Thanos.
Even as sad as it is that actors have to “apologize” because of a role they’ve taken, this is just insane. Limo differences??? Wtf?! All 17 people with this condition, don’t see the movie. End of complaining
Anne Hathaway needs to apologize for cultural appropriation. She is not a real witch. She kept a real witch with real witch fingers from playing that role. What a hypocrite.
You have to BE a Witch to PLAY a witch - that's fair.
C'mon man we gave them Wakanda but they still are not happy
Do we really need a Ghetto version of Mr. Mom ?... The 3 Amigos ?
Johnny Depp will be apologizing any day now for his portrayal of an poorly constructed orphan boy with cutlery for hands.
What she calls a community we used to call a freak show. Fake positivity is getting annoying now
11:48 For anyone wondering, that's Olivia Stone, professional Para Surfer (Paralysed Surfer). She's 17...
I always assumed those with limb differences had a Cockney accent or squaked like a penguin....nice to see that stereotype blown to pieces. 😎
I can't believe you posted this segment hahaha
Why stop there. She should apologize for ableist reinforcement for every able handed role she played
Next Eddie Murphy will come out and apologize for The Nutty Professor stating that “ It’s not appropriate to make a film making fun of people with a split personality disorder” or people battling with chronic flatulence.
I don't like the new YT format. I don't remember accepting an update either but I do notice a link to a free viewing of the 1978 version of Invasion of the Bodysnatchers👍🍿
Quaid....Quaid....Start the reactor.
I know I know, it was Benny but that's what popped in my head.
Imagine Dave landau was doing radio back in the day and Anthony sent him a parody song !!!
15:08 I imagine this happens ALL THE TIME in Ant's day to day life